E10 - The Piñata Chapter
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[00:03] Miyu
Hi, everyone!
[00:04] All three
We're Akudare Kingdom!
[00:06] Miyu
Love saves Ibaraki!
[00:08] Misao
You're still aiming too low!
[00:10] Hina
She's right. We aren't even sure if
Ibaraki will still exist next year.
[00:15] Misao
Of course we are!
[00:17] Misao
How do you expect an entire
prefecture to get annihilated?
[00:20] Miyu
Even if it does get annihilated,
it'll keep coming back to life.
[00:23] Miyu
'Cause in Ibaraki,
[00:25] Miyu
every day is Happy Birthday!
[00:28] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[00:28] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[00:29] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[00:30] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[00:31] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[00:32] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[00:33] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:33] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[00:35] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[00:35] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[00:37] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[00:37] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[00:38] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[00:38] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[00:40] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[00:41] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[00:41] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[00:41] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[00:43] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[00:44] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[00:46] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[00:46] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[00:47] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[00:48] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[00:48] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[00:50] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[00:51] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[00:52] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[00:53] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[00:54] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[00:54] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[00:54] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[00:55] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[00:55] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[00:56] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[00:58] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[00:59] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[00:59] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[00:59] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:00] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:00] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[01:02] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:02] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[01:04] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[01:05] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[01:06] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[01:07] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:07] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:09] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[01:09] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:11] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[01:11] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[01:13] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[01:14] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[01:16] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[01:16] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:18] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[01:20] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[01:21] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:24] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[01:27] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:30] [SONG] all call
All that
[01:31] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[01:31] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[01:34] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:34] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:39] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[01:39] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[01:44] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[01:48] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[01:48] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[01:51] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[01:51] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[01:56] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
SIGN The Piñata Chapter
[02:06] Mako
So, to tell the truth, today is my birthday.
[02:10] Mako
Happy Birthday to me.
[02:13] Mako
A wonderful day of all-I-can-mooch
that only comes once a year.
SIGN Room Four
Akudare Kingdom
[02:21] Mako
I want a sweet,
yummy birthday cake and presents.
[02:25] Mako
Especially presents,
[02:27] Mako
since the more friends I have,
the more presents I can expect.
[02:31] Mako
Friends are justice in the birthday system.
[02:34] Mako
I'm living here with everyone this year,
[02:37] Mako
so I'm in an unusually advantageous
position to enjoy my birthday.
[02:41] Mako
But wait!
[02:43] Mako
On last year's birthday, to get presents,
SIGN It's been ages! You good? You know today's my birthday, right? lol
[02:46] Mako
I sent messages to every
single one of my friends
SIGN Hey there!!
You know what day it is?
Hurray! It is my birthday.
[02:48] Mako
and then Saeka and Hikari
found out, and then they said,
[02:51] (Flashback) Hikari
Isn't that rather uncouth?
[02:53] Mako
I'll never forget that word!
[02:56] Mako
I don't want them to think of me like that!
SIGN Bullet Kunoichi
SIGN Edit Profile
SIGN Hi there! I'm living in Takako-so as part of the comedy trio Bullet Kunoichi.
I always wanted to start a Waratter account, so here I am!
Let's be friends!
[02:58] Kana
Today's my birthday.
[03:00] Kana
Today, I can eat all the cake
and get all the presents.
[03:04] Kana
It's the best login bonus ever!
[03:08] Kana
My birthday comes during summer vacation,
SIGN We asked people whose birthdays fall on vacations
and holidays. Have you ever missed out?
SIGN Yes
SIGN Yes (78%)
SIGN I don't know
SIGN I don't know (13%)
SIGN No
SIGN No (7%)
SIGN I am a god
SIGN I am a god (2%)
[03:11] Kana
so I usually don't have
a chance to celebrate.
[03:13] Kana
But this year, I'm here at
Takako-so with everyone.
[03:16] Kana
Counting the manager, I could
potentially get fifteen presents!
[03:22] Kana
However!
SIGN TV SHOPPING
[03:24] (Flashback) Kana
My birthday is next week!
[03:27] (Flashback) Kana
My birthday's next week!
[03:29] (Flashback) Kana
You gotta be birthday!
Are you seriously birthday?
[03:31] (Flashback) Kana
What the heck are you, birthday?
[03:33] (Flashback) Chitose
Aw, shut up!
[03:35] (Flashback) Chitose
The next time you say "birthday,"
I'm gonna dump you in the Dotonbori Canal!
[03:40] Kana
I don't wanna be a mermaid at
the bottom of the Dotonbori Canal!
[03:43] Mako
They'll hate me if I bug them
directly about my birthday.
[03:47] Mako
But if...
[03:49] Kana
I just don't use the word "birthday,"
it should be okay, right?
SIGN Edit Profile
[03:54] Mako
On Waratter, when it's your birthday,
balloons float up the screen.
[03:57] Mako
Do I show them?
[03:59] Kana
Maybe I can act surprised and
say, "Oh, look! Balloons!"
SIGN Edit Profile
[04:02] Mako
Then I can bug them about my birthday
without ever actually saying "birthday."
[04:06] Kana
And that's how I'll get
fifteen presents this year!
[04:10] Mako
Thanks, Waratter!
[04:12] Kana
Piece of cake!
[04:15] Mako
Hey, hey, guys!
[04:16] Misao
Huh. Now I've seen everything.
[04:20] Announcer
A new problem is facing
today's youth—balloon harassment.
SIGN A NEW PROBLEM FACING YOUTH
SIGN BALLOON HARASSMENT
[04:24] Announcer
When Waratter users take
advantage of the balloons
SIGN I got balloons yo
[04:27] Announcer
that appear on their birthday to try to
get attention, this is what it is called.
[04:32] Announcer
By writing a vague post like,
"the balloons have flown,"
SIGN Congrats!
[04:35] Announcer
they make their friends feel
intimidated into celebrating.
[04:38] Announcer
"It is my birthday! You know
that it is! Take a hint!"
[04:42] Announcer
is reportedly what it feels like to the
friends who feel they are being coerced.
[04:46] Announcer
It is a new form of harassment
born in the age of social media.
[04:53] Mako
Balloon harassment?!
[04:55] Kana
I've never heard of that before!
[04:58] Misao
Huh? What's wrong with you two?
[05:00] Miyu
Oh, a funny video? Show me too!
[05:04] Kana
Oh! Take this!
[05:08] Miyu
What's wrong?
[05:09] Kana
I saw a bug on the floor.
[05:11] Miyu
You didn't have to smash
it with your phone, though!
[05:16] Yomogi
Mako-chan, what the heck?
[05:19] Mako
Oh, I'm just hungry.
[05:21] Misao
That doesn't mean you should eat your phone!
[05:23] Misao
Talk about an appetite for destruction!
[05:26] Mako
That was close!
[05:28] Mako
I thought they might see it,
so I instinctively chomped down!
[05:32] Mako
But there's more than one way
to get birthday attention.
[05:36] Mako
Golly! What's a pen doing here?
[05:41] Mako
There's only one kind of calendar
icon you use on birthdays.
[05:45] Mako
A birthday cake!
[05:47] Mako
If I draw one, they should realize
it's someone's birthday.
[05:50] Mako
Yeah, this definitely doesn't look
like I'm begging for attention.
[05:56] Kana
What is she up to?
[05:59] Mako
It's done!
[06:01] Mako
Wait... is that what a
birthday cake looks like?
[06:03] Mako
Whatever. It's close enough
for them to get it.
[06:07] Mako
Now I just wait for someone
to notice my drawing.
[06:11] Misao
Oh!
[06:11] Mako
It's time.
[06:12] Miyu
What's wrong, Misao?
[06:14] Misao
This drawing... is it one of those?
SIGN IT APPEARS AGAIN!
SIGN THE HORNGRY DONUT MONSTER
[06:17] Announcer
The legendary Horngry Donut monster
has reportedly appeared again.
[06:21] Mako
What's a Horngry Donut monster?
[06:23] Announcer
As per its name, the Horngry Donut monster
is a horned, hangry, donut-like monster.
[06:29] Announcer
Despite its adorable appearance, it is said
to be an American police officer inside.
[06:34] Mako
I mean, they do say American police
officers go crazy for donuts.
[06:39] Miyu
Yeah, this is totally the
Horngry Donut monster.
[06:42] Yomogi
But why draw the Horngry
Donut icon on today's date?
[06:46] Misao
You drew this, right, Mako?
[06:48] Mako
Huh?!
[06:49] Misao
Weren't you drawing something a second ago?
[06:52] Mako
I-I just had this feeling that the Horngry
Donut monster might appear today.
[06:56] Miyu
Just a prediction? Jeez.
[06:58] Yomogi
Yeah, a prediction.
[07:00] Mako
Oh, that was close. I think I fooled them.
[07:03] Mako
Kana-chan?
[07:06] Kana
Hi, Ma! It's been a while.
SIGN Ma
SIGN In Call
SIGN Mute
SIGN Speaker
SIGN Selected
[07:08] Ma
What's goin' on? You never call like this.
[07:12] Kana
I guess I just wanted
to hear your voice, Ma.
[07:15] Kana
Ma obviously knows that
today is my birthday.
[07:19] Kana
If she says "Happy Birthday"
normally while we're talking,
[07:22] Kana
then I can't be blamed for bringing it up.
[07:25] Kana
Because Ma will have said it.
[07:27] Kana
I'll still be innocent.
[07:30] Miyu
Kana's mom has a really pretty voice.
[07:32] Misao
You shouldn't listen in
on people's phone calls.
[07:35] Kana
So, Ma, don't you have something to tell me?
[07:39] Ma
Oh. Uh, yeah, you're right. Actually, Kana...
[07:43] Kana
Yeah?
[07:44] Ma
It's Pa.
[07:45] Ma
He left me.
[07:47] Kana
Huh?!
[07:48] Kana
What are you talking about, Ma?
What do you mean?
[07:51] Ma
I mean exactly what I said.
[07:53] Yomogi
We can't hear anything.
We didn't hear a thing.
[07:56] Ma
I think I was too hard on him yesterday.
[07:59] Kana
Are you okay?
[08:01] Ma
S-Sure. I'm okay. I'll get in
touch again if anything happens.
[08:04] Ma
Sorry, Kana. Today of all days...
[08:07] Kana
Don't worry about it!
I mean, try to cheer up, Ma.
SIGN Ma
SIGN In Call
SIGN Selected
SIGN Mute
SIGN Speaker
SIGN Call Time
[08:15] Kana
That isn't what I expected!
[08:17] Misao
Kana, if there's anything we
can do to help, just ask.
[08:21] Miyu
We're on your side, Kana!
[08:24] Kana
Th-Thanks.
[08:27] Kana
A huge miscalculation. Why'd she
have to tell me such shocking news?
[08:33] Mako
"Today of all days"?
[08:34] Mako
I'm sure that's what she said.
[08:37] Kana
Mako-chan drew that? Is it
really a Horngry Donut?
[08:41] Kana
When it's on a calendar like that...
[08:44] Kana
Huh? No way!
[08:46] Mako
Come to think of it, she reacted the same
way I did to the balloon harassment story.
[08:51] Mako
Does that mean it's also Kana-chan's...
[08:53] Kana
It's also Mako-chan's...
[08:54] Mako & Kana
...birthday today?!
[08:56] Kana
But if it is, why hasn't
she said so herself?
[09:00] Mako
Does Kana-chan have some reason
to keep quiet, just like me?
[09:03] Mako
If she does, I can't be the one to
point out that it's her birthday.
[09:08] Mako
The reason is...
[09:09] Kana
If I point out that it's Mako-chan's birthday,
I'll have to give her a present.
[09:14] Kana
I totally want to celebrate,
[09:15] Kana
but if I give her a present without getting
one first, I'll feel like a loser. No thanks!
[09:20] Mako
I totally want to celebrate,
[09:22] Mako
but it's too bad, because I don't
have any money to buy a present.
[09:25] Kana
I still want my presents, though!
[09:28] Kana
Including one from Mako-chan, of course.
[09:29] Mako
I'll get a present without giving one.
[09:32] Mako
I'll keep pretending I didn't
realize it's Kana-chan's birthday.
[09:36] Kana
Do I have to make her
realize it's my birthday?
[09:40] Mako
This is the start of a
battle that I can't lose!
[09:44] Kana
It's a death match. A life or
death battle for presents.
[09:49] Mako
En garde, Kana-chan.
[09:51] Mako
I'll make sure that you...
[09:53] Kana
Mako-chan, I'm gonna make you...
[09:57] Mako & Kana
give me a present!
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:05] Miyu
An official Waratter account?
[10:07] Misao
Yeah, for Akudare.
[10:09] Misao
Hina said we should make one.
[10:11] Misao
Or maybe she already did?
[10:14] Miyu
I don't get that stuff,
so I'll let you guys handle it.
[10:16] Miyu
But how about we make an official
Waratter account for Komon-sama?
[10:20] Misao
That'd be unofficial.
[10:23] Kana
Hey! Hey! Look at what I just made.
SIGN Name: Kiyotsuru Kana DOB Aug. 10
Address: Takako-so
Valid: Forever
Licenses:
Class: Medium Moped
[10:29] Miyu
A potato stamp? I made those
all the time as a kid.
[10:32] Yomogi
Why a license, though?
[10:34] Kana
The world is so picky about
rules and rights, right?
[10:37] Kana
But I thought it'd be okay
to make my own license card.
[10:40] Kana
Even though I don't
have a real license.
[10:43] Mako
Oh! There!
SIGN DOB Aug. 10
[10:46] Kana
Heh. It looks like Mako-chan noticed.
[10:48] Kana
License cards include personal information.
[10:52] Kana
Yes, including one's birthday!
[10:54] Mako
She shoved her birthday
in front of us so boldly.
[10:58] Mako
This is bad! If anyone else
notices the date on the license,
[11:01] Mako
Kana-chan's birthday will
be public knowledge!
[11:04] Kana
I knew this day would come.
[11:06] Kana
Good thing I took that course
in potato stamping!
[11:09] ---
I've won this one, Mako-chan.
[11:11] Miyu
Kana, you seein' this?
[11:13] Kana
Got 'em!
SIGN License
[11:14] Miyu
If you look close, your face
looks just like Suzuki-sensei.
[11:17] Kana
Who?!
[11:18] Misao
Huh? Are you sure?
[11:20] Yomogi
Who's Suzuki-sensei?
[11:22] Miyu
The art teacher from our high school.
The resemblance is uncanny!
[11:26] Miyu
See? Add a little here, and...
[11:29] Kana
Hey! Don't!
[11:30] Miyu
See?
SIGN Name: Kiyotsuru Kana DOB Aug. 10
Address: Takako-so
Valid: Forever
Licenses:
Class: Medium Moped
SIGN Licenses:
[11:32] Yomogi
Wait, it's a male teacher?
[11:34] Misao
Yeah, in that case, I think it
looks more like Kato-sensei.
[11:38] Misao
Give it here.
[11:40] Kana
Hey, come on...
[11:41] Misao
There! It's Kato-sensei!
SIGN Licenses:
[11:43] Miyu
Oh. Now that you mention it, yeah.
[11:45] Yomogi
But that's so weird.
[11:46] Yomogi
How can there be two different people
[11:48] Yomogi
with the same base head as
Kana-chan at the same school?
[11:51] Miyu
Now, check this out!
[11:53] Kana
Could you guys stop?
[11:55] Miyu
Doesn't it look exactly like
Macaronita-sensei now?
[11:58] Yomogi
Macaronita isn't even human!
[12:00] Misao
Macaronita-sensei is a craftsman too,
so of course he has wings.
[12:05] Kana
Yeah, um, instead of that,
could you look a little closer?
[12:09] Misao
With a few more tweaks, doesn't it look like
the science teacher, Yanagita-sensei?
[12:12] Yomogi
How many people are at your school
are modeled after Kana-chan?
[12:15] Misao
Give it here.
[12:16] Miyu
Hey, wait! If you're doing that,
I wanna add a catapult deck.
[12:22] Misao
Ooh!
[12:22] Miyu
Wow!
[12:24] Miyu
Oh, dang. Sorry.
[12:25] Misao
Sorry. I felt like a kid again.
[12:28] Kana
I-It's okay. Don't worry about it.
[12:32] Kana
The fruit of all my work...
[12:34] Mako
Well, that's too bad, Kana-chan.
[12:37] Mako
Want a sauce senbei cracker?
[12:38] Kana
Yeah! I'd love one!
[12:40] Mako
I made a bunch, so help yourself.
[12:42] Kana
Really? Thanks!
[12:45] Kana
D-Did you...?
[12:48] Kana
She got me!
[12:49] Kana
She finished such high-quality sauce
senbei while I made my potato stamp!
[12:54] Kana
And she's actually good at drawing!
What was up with that Horngry Donut?
[12:59] Mako
Well, I suppose now I have won, Kana-chan.
[13:03] Yayoi
We're home!
[13:04] Yomogi
Welcome back. Did you get what I asked for?
[13:07] Yayoi
I forgot what you wanted, so I just
bought tons of snacks instead.
[13:12] Yomogi
You did what?
[13:13] Yomogi
You've got the self-control
of an elementary schooler.
[13:16] Yuzu
I'm sorry. I should have checked
with you before we left.
[13:20] Yayoi
It's okay. You know, they say
there's a snack for everything.
[13:24] Yomogi
No, they don't!
[13:25] Yayoi
Oh! Those sauce senbei look delicious!
[13:27] Yayoi
Can I have one?
[13:28] Misao
Sure, go ahead.
[13:29] Yayoi
Thank you!
[13:32] Mako
Hey, wait!
[13:35] Yuzu
Me too. Thank you!
[13:39] Yayoi
I sure get hungry after doing hard work.
[13:41] Yomogi
You're supposed to say that after
you've actually finished your job.
[13:45] Yomogi
You don't have the right to
be that hungry, Yayoi.
[13:47] Yayoi
"Even one who is not yet done
shall become hungry."
[13:51] Yayoi
We are human, after all!
[13:53] Yomogi
You ain't reciting proverbs.
[13:56] Mako
Um, hey...
[13:57] Yayoi
Oh, sorry. Were those for you, Mako-chan?
[14:00] Mako
Well, not exactly.
[14:03] Mako
That was my masterpiece!
[14:06] Yayoi
Kana-chan!
[14:07] Kana
Huh?
[14:08] Yayoi
Did you get a manicure? How pretty!
[14:11] Kana
I did it myself. How's it look?
[14:14] Miyu
It's so cool that you did it yourself!
[14:16] Miyu
I like 'em more weaponized, though.
[14:19] Misao
You're totally thinkin' of the guy with
bladed gloves who slices people up.
[14:23] Mako
Oh, wow! Let me look, too!
[14:26] Kana
Sure.
[14:27] Mako
Wha—!
[14:29] Mako
She's using her manicure?!
[14:31] Kana
Just as planned.
[14:34] Mako
I can't believe she wrote it
on every single fingernail!
[14:40] Yomogi
This is pretty good!
SIGN Squid Ink
[14:43] Yayoi
Right? Aren't they yummy?
[14:46] Yayoi
They're deep squid ink chips.
SIGN Deep Squid Ink Chips
[14:48] Yayoi
They look kinda weird,
but one bite and you're hooked.
[14:51] Kana
Are they that good? Can I have some?
[14:53] Yomogi
Sure.
[14:58] Kana
Whoa! What a unique texture!
[15:01] Yayoi
I know, right?
[15:02] Yayoi
You can't blame me for buying these up
when I forgot what I was shopping for.
[15:10] Yuzu
But those chips have one
unfortunate side effect.
[15:14] Yuzu
They stick to your fingers.
[15:16] Kana
Huh?
[15:17] Yayoi
Even if you wash your hands,
it doesn't come off.
[15:19] Yuzu
Not for three days.
[15:22] Kana
Oh, dang!
[15:24] Mako
Phew! I'm in the clear.
[15:26] Mako
Perfect timing, too. It won't seem weird
if I say I didn't see the message on her nails.
[15:31] Mako
But Kana-chan is one tough opponent.
[15:33] Mako
At this point, I might have
to play my trump card.
[15:37] Mako
Sorry! I think I forgot to do something.
[15:39] Yayoi
Okay. See you later.
[15:42] Misao
By the way, where's Hina?
[15:44] Miyu
No idea. Probably out
selling natto somewhere.
[15:47] Yomogi
It really doesn't come off.
[15:49] Yayoi
Last time, I got it all around my mouth,
and it looked like I grew a beard!
[15:54] Yuina
Oh, everyone's here. What's going on?
[15:57] Miyu
Ready to get inked up all shiny black?
[15:59] Mone
All of a sudden? No way.
[16:01] Misao
It's black, but you won't shine.
[16:12] Everyone
What is that?
[16:17] Yomogi
It's getting closer!
[16:18] Yayoi
Is it looking for food?
[16:20] Yuzu
Are we gonna be its dinner?
[16:22] Misao
Quit tryin' to freak me out!
[16:24] Mone
Is this one of those piñata things?
[16:27] Yuzu
Oh. Like the dolls with
candy and stuff inside?
[16:30] Yuzu
And when you break them, it all comes out?
[16:32] Miyu
Kind of a horse-shaped confetti ball?
[16:35] Yuina
Looks about right. They come
in all shapes and sizes.
[16:39] Chihori
Huh. Like a coming-of-age ceremony on Mars.
[16:46] Mako
Yes, that's right. This is a piñata.
[16:48] Mako
And it's stuffed full of birthday cards.
SIGN Happy Birthday
[16:53] Mako
When it breaks and the
cards all spill out with me,
[16:57] Mako
everyone should realize it's my birthday.
[17:00] Mako
I'm glad I made it as a last resort,
but I never thought I'd be forced to use it.
[17:05] Yomogi
So we have to break it?
[17:07] Miyu
Misao, use those trademark
iron fists of yours!
[17:10] Misao
Don't make it sound like
violence is my gimmick!
[17:19] All
What is it this time?
[17:23] Miyu
Another one of those piñatas?
[17:26] Yuzu
I think so, but...
[17:28] Yomogi
I don't know. It looks like it's made
for something other than celebration.
[17:33] Mako
Could that be Kana-chan?
[17:37] Kana
Another miscalculation!
[17:38] Kana
I never thought I'd come up with
the same bit as Mako-chan.
[17:42] Miyu
What's happening?
[17:45] Mone
Oh, I get it. It's The Great Space Battle.
[17:48] Yuina
The Great Space Battle?
[17:51] Mone
The holy grail of sci-fi movies.
[17:53] Mone
A horse-shaped monster battles
the giant life form known
[17:57] Mone
as the Star Fairy to determine
the fate of the universe.
[18:00] Mone
I bet they're trying to
reenact a scene from that.
[18:04] Kana
No, we aren't!
[18:05] Misao
Huh. This is gonna be good.
Show us what you got!
[18:09] Mako
Quit telling us what to do!
[18:11] Kana
But this might work.
[18:13] Kana
It doesn't look like anyone is gonna
bust us open. But if we fight...
[18:18] Mako
If I smash into Kana-chan and break
open before she does, I win!
[18:22] Mako
All right. Let's have at it!
[18:35] Mako
The shell is too tough!
[18:37] Kana
It just isn't breaking! I'm so tired.
[18:42] Yomogi
How long are they gonna do this?
[18:44] Misao
Wait a minute. Isn't this...
[18:48] Misao
The one and only Horngry Donut?!
[18:51] Yomogi
I never thought the famous
monster would show up here.
[18:54] Miyu
Thank goodness.
[18:55] Misao
For what?
[18:58] Miyu
Oh, Hina. You got here at the right time.
[19:02] Miyu
Wh-What's wrong, Hina?
[19:04] Hina
Hey. I got the balloons.
[19:06] Miyu
Balloons?
[19:07] Hina
You didn't check Waratter?
[19:10] Kana
That's balloon harassment!
[19:12] Mako
You can't say things like
that to get attention!
[19:14] Hina
Huh?
[19:15] Hina
What's wrong with wanting people to
celebrate your happy occasion?
[19:20] Mako & Kana
She isn't wrong.
[19:21] Misao
What? Wait a minute.
[19:22] Misao
Your birthday isn't today, is it, Hina?
[19:25] Miyu
Yeah! Yeah! We'd never forget
our friend's birthday.
[19:29] Hina
Not me. Today is Akudare Kingdom's birthday.
[19:32] Hina
It's our one-year anniversary.
[19:34] Miyu
Huh?
[19:35] Hina
I didn't think anyone would be
interested in jokes about Ibaraki.
[19:39] Hina
I actually thought Akudare
would have split up by now.
[19:43] Hina
But we did our best and
made it through the year.
[19:46] Hina
So I really wanted to celebrate
our one-year anniversary.
[19:53] Hina
Both of you forgot that
today's the anniversary!
[19:56] Hina
Even after I started an official Waratter
account just to make you remember.
SIGN Using Waratter since August 10
SIGN Edit Profile
SIGN Akudare Kingdom (Official)
SIGN Takako-so Rm. 204
[19:59] Hina
Even then, you didn't notice! You blockheads!
[20:03] Misao
Then you should have just told us!
[20:06] Hina
And look like I was the only one
who cared? It'd be embarrassing!
[20:11] Hina
What kind of person can't
remember special days?
[20:13] Miyu
I do remember!
[20:16] Miyu
Yesterday was Suzuki-sensei's birthday,
[20:18] Miyu
tomorrow is Kato-sensei's birthday,
[20:21] Miyu
and the day after tomorrow is Ibaraki natto
craftsman Macaronita-sensei's birthday!
[20:25] Miyu
In Ibaraki, every day is a special day!
[20:28] Misao
That doesn't make any sense.
[20:30] Misao
That's enough.
[20:31] All three
Thank you very much!
[20:35] Yomogi
What's that?
[20:37] Saeka
Hi, everybody.
[20:38] Saeka
It's all ready!
[20:40] Mako
Huh? What is?
SIGN Mako & Kana
Happy Birthday!
SIGN Akudare Kingdom too!!
[20:49] Iroha
Here's our present for you.
[20:51] Chitose
We spent a whole day practicing at Yomogi's
place and then made this ourselves.
[20:55] Chitose
Eat as much as you want!
[20:56] Kana
Wow! Thanks!
[20:58] Chitose
Hey, I'm glad things were
okay with your dad.
[21:01] Kana
Yeah. He got this idea to make
his middle-aged idol debut
[21:05] Kana
and was just out auditioning.
[21:07] Iroha
Exactly how I'd imagine your dad, Kana.
SIGN Ramen
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SIGN Ramen
SIGN Brazilian
[21:10] Saeka
I brought the best Taiwan Ramen
chef on the East China Sea.
SIGN Ramen
SIGN T
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SIGN Ramen
SIGN Brazilian
[21:15] Saeka
Eat as much as you like.
[21:17] Mako
Thank you!
[21:19] Hikari
I brought a bunch of my family's
candy, too. All-you-can-eat for today.
[21:22] Mako
Thank you too, Hikari!
[21:24] Mako
Good friends really are all you need!
[21:27] Saeka
By the way, Mako, we heard from the
others that you were quite persistent
[21:31] Saeka
in trying to get attention
regarding your birthday.
[21:34] Mako
Gulp!
[21:35] Hikari
Even after we warned you last year.
[21:37] Chitose
Kana, so were you.
[21:39] Kana
But! But! I didn't say the word "birthday"!
[21:42] Mako
Right! Right! We carefully avoided
using the word. Both of us.
[21:48] Mako & Kana
Right?
[21:49] Iroha
Avoiding one word doesn't make it okay!
[21:51] Iroha
What shall we do about this?
[21:53] Chitose
Dotonbori for the both of them?
SIGN Mako & Kana
Happy Birthday!
SIGN Akudare Kingdom too!!
[21:56] Saeka
Oh, what a lovely idea.
[21:58] Mako & Kana
F-F-Forgive us!
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
SIGN The Cattle Chapter
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