# E10 - The Piñata Chapter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV8QZN/the-piata-chapter)
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**[00:03] Miyu**
Hi, everyone!
**[00:04] All three**
We're Akudare Kingdom!
**[00:06] Miyu**
Love saves Ibaraki!
**[00:08] Misao**
You're still aiming too low!
**[00:10] Hina**
She's right. We aren't even sure if
Ibaraki will still exist next year.
**[00:15] Misao**
Of course we are!
**[00:17] Misao**
How do you expect an entire
prefecture to get annihilated?
**[00:20] Miyu**
Even if it does get annihilated,
it'll keep coming back to life.
**[00:23] Miyu**
'Cause in Ibaraki,
**[00:25] Miyu**
every day is Happy Birthday!
**[00:28] [SONG] all**
Yeah!
**[00:28] [SONG] Yomogi**
So, what's comedy?
**[00:29] [SONG] Yayoi**
Yo!
**[00:30] [SONG] Yuzu**
Tough question, for me
**[00:31] [SONG] Yayoi**
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
**[00:32] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi**
Be! See!
**[00:33] [SONG] Yomogi**
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
**[00:33] [SONG] Yayoi**
Ye ye, in the zone!
**[00:35] [SONG] Yuzu**
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
**[00:35] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi**
God! Horizon!
**[00:37] [SONG] Kana**
Wanna see us split into bunshin
**[00:37] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Yeah!
**[00:38] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Bullets!
**[00:38] [SONG] Kana**
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
**[00:40] [SONG] Kana**
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
**[00:41] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Nin-nin!
**[00:41] [SONG] Saeka**
High society, celebrity
**[00:41] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
High! Celebrity!
**[00:43] [SONG] Saeka**
The cleanest jokes are our priority
**[00:44] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
Priority!
**[00:46] [SONG] Miyu**
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
**[00:46] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Yeah!
**[00:47] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Ah! Ah!
**[00:48] [SONG] Miyu**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
**[00:48] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
**[00:50] [SONG] Yuina**
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
**[00:51] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Ah Invaders
**[00:52] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
That should tell you all you need to know
**[00:53] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Need to know!
**[00:54] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Yeah!
**[00:54] [SONG] Yuzu**
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
**[00:54] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Wai-Wai!
**[00:55] [SONG] Yomogi**
Heat up the timeline!
**[00:55] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Timeline!
**[00:56] [SONG] Yayoi**
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
**[00:58] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Pride!
**[00:59] [SONG] Yomogi**
Found a new line
**[00:59] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[00:59] [SONG] Yuzu**
Gonna sweep the prime time
**[01:00] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[01:00] [SONG] Yayoi**
Who's on top then?
**[01:02] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Gotta take the Teppen!
**[01:02] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Take it to the top
**[01:04] [SONG] all call**
Doin' it for real!
**[01:05] [SONG] Kana; Saeka**
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
**[01:06] [SONG] all call**
Oh yeah
**[01:07] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina**
Gonna face the challenge head-on
**[01:07] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
**[01:09] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Running straight ahead
**[01:09] [SONG] all call**
Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[01:11] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
Take it to the top
**[01:11] [SONG] all call**
Yeah that's right!
**[01:13] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
It's show
**[01:14] [SONG] Yomogi**
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
**[01:16] [SONG] Yuzu**
You'll never reach the top that way
**[01:16] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
**[01:18] [SONG] Yayoi**
You know it's true, what we say
**[01:20] [SONG] all call**
Hey!
**[01:21] [SONG] all sing**
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
**[01:24] [SONG] all call**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[01:27] [SONG] all sing**
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
**[01:30] [SONG] all call**
All that
**[01:31] [SONG] all sing**
We want to get
**[01:31] [SONG] all call**
We want to get, yeah!
**[01:34] [SONG] all sing**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[01:34] [SONG] all call**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[01:39] [SONG] all sing**
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
**[01:39] [SONG] all call**
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
**[01:44] [SONG] all sing**
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
**[01:48] [SONG] all sing**
Top of the laugh
**[01:48] [SONG] all call**
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
**[01:51] [SONG] all sing**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[01:51] [SONG] all call**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[01:56] [SONG] Yayoi**
Aw yeah!
***SIGN*** The Piñata Chapter
**[02:06] Mako**
*So, to tell the truth, today is my birthday.*
**[02:10] Mako**
*Happy Birthday to me.*
**[02:13] Mako**
* A wonderful day of all-I-can-mooch*
* that only comes once a year.*
***SIGN*** Room Four
Akudare Kingdom
**[02:21] Mako**
* I want a sweet,*
* yummy birthday cake and presents.*
**[02:25] Mako**
*Especially presents,*
**[02:27] Mako**
* since the more friends I have,*
* the more presents I can expect.*
**[02:31] Mako**
*Friends are justice in the birthday system.*
**[02:34] Mako**
*I'm living here with everyone this year,*
**[02:37] Mako**
* so I'm in an unusually advantageous*
* position to enjoy my birthday.*
**[02:41] Mako**
*But wait!*
**[02:43] Mako**
*On last year's birthday, to get presents,*
***SIGN*** It's been ages! You good? You know today's my birthday, right? lol
**[02:46] Mako**
* I sent messages to every*
* single one of my friends*
***SIGN*** Hey there!!
You know what day it is?
Hurray! It is my birthday.
**[02:48] Mako**
* and then Saeka and Hikari*
* found out, and then they said,*
**[02:51] (Flashback) Hikari**
Isn't that rather uncouth?
**[02:53] Mako**
I'll never forget that word!
**[02:56] Mako**
I don't want them to think of me like that!
***SIGN*** Bullet Kunoichi
***SIGN*** Edit Profile
***SIGN*** Hi there! I'm living in Takako-so as part of the comedy trio Bullet Kunoichi.
I always wanted to start a Waratter account, so here I am!
Let's be friends!
**[02:58] Kana**
*Today's my birthday.*
**[03:00] Kana**
* Today, I can eat all the cake*
* and get all the presents.*
**[03:04] Kana**
*It's the best login bonus ever!*
**[03:08] Kana**
*My birthday comes during summer vacation,*
***SIGN*** We asked people whose birthdays fall on vacations
and holidays. Have you ever missed out?
***SIGN*** Yes
***SIGN*** Yes (78%)
***SIGN*** I don't know
***SIGN*** I don't know (13%)
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** No (7%)
***SIGN*** I am a god
***SIGN*** I am a god (2%)
**[03:11] Kana**
* so I usually don't have*
* a chance to celebrate.*
**[03:13] Kana**
* But this year, I'm here at*
* Takako-so with everyone.*
**[03:16] Kana**
* Counting the manager, I could*
* potentially get fifteen presents!*
**[03:22] Kana**
*However!*
***SIGN*** TV SHOPPING
**[03:24] (Flashback) Kana**
My birthday is next week!
**[03:27] (Flashback) Kana**
My birthday's next week!
**[03:29] (Flashback) Kana**
You gotta be birthday!
Are you seriously birthday?
**[03:31] (Flashback) Kana**
What the heck are you, birthday?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Chitose**
Aw, shut up!
**[03:35] (Flashback) Chitose**
The next time you say "birthday,"
I'm gonna dump you in the Dotonbori Canal!
**[03:40] Kana**
I don't wanna be a mermaid at
the bottom of the Dotonbori Canal!
**[03:43] Mako**
* They'll hate me if I bug them*
* directly about my birthday.*
**[03:47] Mako**
*But if...*
**[03:49] Kana**
* I just don't use the word "birthday,"*
* it should be okay, right?*
***SIGN*** Edit Profile
**[03:54] Mako**
* On Waratter, when it's your birthday,*
* balloons float up the screen.*
**[03:57] Mako**
*Do I show them?*
**[03:59] Kana**
* Maybe I can act surprised and*
* say, "Oh, look! Balloons!"*
***SIGN*** Edit Profile
**[04:02] Mako**
* Then I can bug them about my birthday*
* without ever actually saying "birthday."*
**[04:06] Kana**
* And that's how I'll get*
* fifteen presents this year!*
**[04:10] Mako**
*Thanks, Waratter!*
**[04:12] Kana**
*Piece of cake!*
**[04:15] Mako**
Hey, hey, guys!
**[04:16] Misao**
Huh. Now I've seen everything.
**[04:20] Announcer**
* A new problem is facing*
* today's youth—balloon harassment.*
***SIGN*** A NEW PROBLEM FACING YOUTH
***SIGN*** BALLOON HARASSMENT
**[04:24] Announcer**
* When Waratter users take*
* advantage of the balloons*
***SIGN*** I got balloons yo
**[04:27] Announcer**
* that appear on their birthday to try to*
* get attention, this is what it is called.*
**[04:32] Announcer**
* By writing a vague post like,*
* "the balloons have flown,"*
***SIGN*** Congrats!
**[04:35] Announcer**
* they make their friends feel*
* intimidated into celebrating.*
**[04:38] Announcer**
* "It is my birthday! You know*
* that it is! Take a hint!"*
**[04:42] Announcer**
* is reportedly what it feels like to the*
* friends who feel they are being coerced.*
**[04:46] Announcer**
* It is a new form of harassment*
* born in the age of social media.*
**[04:53] Mako**
*Balloon harassment?!*
**[04:55] Kana**
*I've never heard of that before!*
**[04:58] Misao**
Huh? What's wrong with you two?
**[05:00] Miyu**
Oh, a funny video? Show me too!
**[05:04] Kana**
Oh! Take this!
**[05:08] Miyu**
What's wrong?
**[05:09] Kana**
I saw a bug on the floor.
**[05:11] Miyu**
You didn't have to smash
it with your phone, though!
**[05:16] Yomogi**
Mako-chan, what the heck?
**[05:19] Mako**
Oh, I'm just hungry.
**[05:21] Misao**
That doesn't mean you should eat your phone!
**[05:23] Misao**
Talk about an appetite for destruction!
**[05:26] Mako**
*That was close!*
**[05:28] Mako**
* I thought they might see it,*
* so I instinctively chomped down!*
**[05:32] Mako**
* But there's more than one way*
* to get birthday attention.*
**[05:36] Mako**
*Golly! What's a pen doing here?*
**[05:41] Mako**
* There's only one kind of calendar*
* icon you use on birthdays.*
**[05:45] Mako**
*A birthday cake!*
**[05:47] Mako**
* If I draw one, they should realize*
* it's someone's birthday.*
**[05:50] Mako**
* Yeah, this definitely doesn't look*
* like I'm begging for attention.*
**[05:56] Kana**
*What is she up to?*
**[05:59] Mako**
*It's done!*
**[06:01] Mako**
* Wait... is that what a*
* birthday cake looks like?*
**[06:03] Mako**
* Whatever. It's close enough*
* for them to get it.*
**[06:07] Mako**
* Now I just wait for someone*
* to notice my drawing.*
**[06:11] Misao**
Oh!
**[06:11] Mako**
*It's time.*
**[06:12] Miyu**
What's wrong, Misao?
**[06:14] Misao**
This drawing... is it one of those?
***SIGN*** IT APPEARS AGAIN!
***SIGN*** THE HORNGRY DONUT MONSTER
**[06:17] Announcer**
* The legendary Horngry Donut monster*
* has reportedly appeared again.*
**[06:21] Mako**
*What's a Horngry Donut monster?*
**[06:23] Announcer**
* As per its name, the Horngry Donut monster*
* is a horned, hangry, donut-like monster.*
**[06:29] Announcer**
* Despite its adorable appearance, it is said*
* to be an American police officer inside.*
**[06:34] Mako**
* I mean, they do say American police*
* officers go crazy for donuts.*
**[06:39] Miyu**
Yeah, this is totally the
Horngry Donut monster.
**[06:42] Yomogi**
But why draw the Horngry
Donut icon on today's date?
**[06:46] Misao**
You drew this, right, Mako?
**[06:48] Mako**
Huh?!
**[06:49] Misao**
Weren't you drawing something a second ago?
**[06:52] Mako**
I-I just had this feeling that the Horngry
Donut monster might appear today.
**[06:56] Miyu**
Just a prediction? Jeez.
**[06:58] Yomogi**
Yeah, a prediction.
**[07:00] Mako**
*Oh, that was close. I think I fooled them.*
**[07:03] Mako**
*Kana-chan?*
**[07:06] Kana**
Hi, Ma! It's been a while.
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** In Call
***SIGN*** Mute
***SIGN*** Speaker
***SIGN*** Selected
**[07:08] Ma**
*What's goin' on? You never call like this.*
**[07:12] Kana**
I guess I just wanted
to hear your voice, Ma.
**[07:15] Kana**
* Ma obviously knows that*
* today is my birthday.*
**[07:19] Kana**
* If she says "Happy Birthday"*
* normally while we're talking,*
**[07:22] Kana**
*then I can't be blamed for bringing it up.*
**[07:25] Kana**
*Because Ma will have said it.*
**[07:27] Kana**
*I'll still be innocent.*
**[07:30] Miyu**
Kana's mom has a really pretty voice.
**[07:32] Misao**
You shouldn't listen in
on people's phone calls.
**[07:35] Kana**
So, Ma, don't you have something to tell me?
**[07:39] Ma**
*Oh. Uh, yeah, you're right. Actually, Kana...*
**[07:43] Kana**
Yeah?
**[07:44] Ma**
*It's Pa.*
**[07:45] Ma**
*He left me.*
**[07:47] Kana**
Huh?!
**[07:48] Kana**
What are you talking about, Ma?
What do you mean?
**[07:51] Ma**
*I mean exactly what I said.*
**[07:53] Yomogi**
We can't hear anything.
We didn't hear a thing.
**[07:56] Ma**
*I think I was too hard on him yesterday.*
**[07:59] Kana**
Are you okay?
**[08:01] Ma**
* S-Sure. I'm okay. I'll get in*
* touch again if anything happens.*
**[08:04] Ma**
*Sorry, Kana. Today of all days...*
**[08:07] Kana**
Don't worry about it!
I mean, try to cheer up, Ma.
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** In Call
***SIGN*** Selected
***SIGN*** Mute
***SIGN*** Speaker
***SIGN*** Call Time
**[08:15] Kana**
*That isn't what I expected!*
**[08:17] Misao**
Kana, if there's anything we
can do to help, just ask.
**[08:21] Miyu**
We're on your side, Kana!
**[08:24] Kana**
Th-Thanks.
**[08:27] Kana**
* A huge miscalculation. Why'd she*
* have to tell me such shocking news?*
**[08:33] Mako**
*"Today of all days"?*
**[08:34] Mako**
*I'm sure that's what she said.*
**[08:37] Kana**
* Mako-chan drew that? Is it*
* really a Horngry Donut?*
**[08:41] Kana**
*When it's on a calendar like that...*
**[08:44] Kana**
*Huh? No way!*
**[08:46] Mako**
* Come to think of it, she reacted the same*
* way I did to the balloon harassment story.*
**[08:51] Mako**
*Does that mean it's also Kana-chan's...*
**[08:53] Kana**
*It's also Mako-chan's...*
**[08:54] Mako & Kana**
*...birthday today?!*
**[08:56] Kana**
* But if it is, why hasn't*
* she said so herself?*
**[09:00] Mako**
* Does Kana-chan have some reason*
* to keep quiet, just like me?*
**[09:03] Mako**
* If she does, I can't be the one to*
* point out that it's her birthday.*
**[09:08] Mako**
*The reason is...*
**[09:09] Kana**
* If I point out that it's Mako-chan's birthday,*
* I'll have to give her a present.*
**[09:14] Kana**
*I totally want to celebrate,*
**[09:15] Kana**
* but if I give her a present without getting*
* one first, I'll feel like a loser. No thanks!*
**[09:20] Mako**
*I totally want to celebrate,*
**[09:22] Mako**
* but it's too bad, because I don't*
* have any money to buy a present.*
**[09:25] Kana**
*I still want* my *presents, though!*
**[09:28] Kana**
*Including one from Mako-chan, of course.*
**[09:29] Mako**
*I'll get a present without giving one.*
**[09:32] Mako**
* I'll keep pretending I didn't*
* realize it's Kana-chan's birthday.*
**[09:36] Kana**
* Do I have to make her*
* realize it's my birthday?*
**[09:40] Mako**
* This is the start of a*
* battle that I can't lose!*
**[09:44] Kana**
* It's a death match. A life or*
* death battle for presents.*
**[09:49] Mako**
*En garde, Kana-chan.*
**[09:51] Mako**
*I'll make sure that you...*
**[09:53] Kana**
*Mako-chan, I'm gonna make you...*
**[09:57] Mako & Kana**
*give me a present!*
***SIGN*** Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**[10:05] Miyu**
An official Waratter account?
**[10:07] Misao**
Yeah, for Akudare.
**[10:09] Misao**
Hina said we should make one.
**[10:11] Misao**
Or maybe she already did?
**[10:14] Miyu**
I don't get that stuff,
so I'll let you guys handle it.
**[10:16] Miyu**
But how about we make an official
Waratter account for Komon-sama?
**[10:20] Misao**
That'd be *un*official.
**[10:23] Kana**
Hey! Hey! Look at what I just made.
***SIGN*** Name: Kiyotsuru Kana DOB Aug. 10
Address: Takako-so
Valid: Forever
Licenses:
Class: Medium Moped
**[10:29] Miyu**
A potato stamp? I made those
all the time as a kid.
**[10:32] Yomogi**
Why a license, though?
**[10:34] Kana**
The world is so picky about
rules and rights, right?
**[10:37] Kana**
But I thought it'd be okay
to make my own license card.
**[10:40] Kana**
Even though I don't
have a real license.
**[10:43] Mako**
Oh! There!
***SIGN*** DOB Aug. 10
**[10:46] Kana**
*Heh. It looks like Mako-chan noticed.*
**[10:48] Kana**
*License cards include personal information.*
**[10:52] Kana**
*Yes, including one's birthday!*
**[10:54] Mako**
* She shoved her birthday*
* in front of us so boldly.*
**[10:58] Mako**
* This is bad! If anyone else*
* notices the date on the license,*
**[11:01] Mako**
* Kana-chan's birthday will*
* be public knowledge!*
**[11:04] Kana**
*I knew this day would come.*
**[11:06] Kana**
* Good thing I took that course*
* in potato stamping!*
**[11:09] ---**
*I've won this one, Mako-chan.*
**[11:11] Miyu**
Kana, you seein' this?
**[11:13] Kana**
Got 'em!
***SIGN*** License
**[11:14] Miyu**
If you look close, your face
looks just like Suzuki-sensei.
**[11:17] Kana**
Who?!
**[11:18] Misao**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[11:20] Yomogi**
Who's Suzuki-sensei?
**[11:22] Miyu**
The art teacher from our high school.
The resemblance is uncanny!
**[11:26] Miyu**
See? Add a little here, and...
**[11:29] Kana**
Hey! Don't!
**[11:30] Miyu**
See?
***SIGN*** Name: Kiyotsuru Kana DOB Aug. 10
Address: Takako-so
Valid: Forever
Licenses:
Class: Medium Moped
***SIGN*** Licenses:
**[11:32] Yomogi**
Wait, it's a *male* teacher?
**[11:34] Misao**
Yeah, in that case, I think it
looks more like Kato-sensei.
**[11:38] Misao**
Give it here.
**[11:40] Kana**
Hey, come on...
**[11:41] Misao**
There! It's Kato-sensei!
***SIGN*** Licenses:
**[11:43] Miyu**
Oh. Now that you mention it, yeah.
**[11:45] Yomogi**
But that's so weird.
**[11:46] Yomogi**
How can there be two different people
**[11:48] Yomogi**
with the same base head as
Kana-chan at the same school?
**[11:51] Miyu**
Now, check this out!
**[11:53] Kana**
Could you guys stop?
**[11:55] Miyu**
Doesn't it look exactly like
Macaronita-sensei now?
**[11:58] Yomogi**
Macaronita isn't even human!
**[12:00] Misao**
Macaronita-sensei is a craftsman too,
so of course he has wings.
**[12:05] Kana**
Yeah, um, instead of that,
could you look a little closer?
**[12:09] Misao**
With a few more tweaks, doesn't it look like
the science teacher, Yanagita-sensei?
**[12:12] Yomogi**
How many people are at your school
are modeled after Kana-chan?
**[12:15] Misao**
Give it here.
**[12:16] Miyu**
Hey, wait! If you're doing that,
I wanna add a catapult deck.
**[12:22] Misao**
Ooh!
**[12:22] Miyu**
Wow!
**[12:24] Miyu**
Oh, dang. Sorry.
**[12:25] Misao**
Sorry. I felt like a kid again.
**[12:28] Kana**
I-It's okay. Don't worry about it.
**[12:32] Kana**
*The fruit of all my work...*
**[12:34] Mako**
Well, that's too bad, Kana-chan.
**[12:37] Mako**
Want a sauce senbei cracker?
**[12:38] Kana**
Yeah! I'd love one!
**[12:40] Mako**
I made a bunch, so help yourself.
**[12:42] Kana**
Really? Thanks!
**[12:45] Kana**
*D-Did you...?*
**[12:48] Kana**
*She got me!*
**[12:49] Kana**
* She finished such high-quality sauce*
* senbei while I made my potato stamp!*
**[12:54] Kana**
* And she's actually good at drawing!*
* What was up with that Horngry Donut?*
**[12:59] Mako**
*Well, I suppose now I have won, Kana-chan.*
**[13:03] Yayoi**
We're home!
**[13:04] Yomogi**
Welcome back. Did you get what I asked for?
**[13:07] Yayoi**
I forgot what you wanted, so I just
bought tons of snacks instead.
**[13:12] Yomogi**
You did *what*?
**[13:13] Yomogi**
You've got the self-control
of an elementary schooler.
**[13:16] Yuzu**
I'm sorry. I should have checked
with you before we left.
**[13:20] Yayoi**
It's okay. You know, they say
there's a snack for everything.
**[13:24] Yomogi**
No, they don't!
**[13:25] Yayoi**
Oh! Those sauce senbei look delicious!
**[13:27] Yayoi**
Can I have one?
**[13:28] Misao**
Sure, go ahead.
**[13:29] Yayoi**
Thank you!
**[13:32] Mako**
Hey, wait!
**[13:35] Yuzu**
Me too. Thank you!
**[13:39] Yayoi**
I sure get hungry after doing hard work.
**[13:41] Yomogi**
You're supposed to say that after
you've actually finished your job.
**[13:45] Yomogi**
You don't have the right to
be that hungry, Yayoi.
**[13:47] Yayoi**
"Even one who is not yet done
shall become hungry."
**[13:51] Yayoi**
We are human, after all!
**[13:53] Yomogi**
You ain't reciting proverbs.
**[13:56] Mako**
Um, hey...
**[13:57] Yayoi**
Oh, sorry. Were those for you, Mako-chan?
**[14:00] Mako**
Well, not exactly.
**[14:03] Mako**
*That was my masterpiece!*
**[14:06] Yayoi**
Kana-chan!
**[14:07] Kana**
Huh?
**[14:08] Yayoi**
Did you get a manicure? How pretty!
**[14:11] Kana**
I did it myself. How's it look?
**[14:14] Miyu**
It's so cool that you did it yourself!
**[14:16] Miyu**
I like 'em more weaponized, though.
**[14:19] Misao**
You're totally thinkin' of the guy with
bladed gloves who slices people up.
**[14:23] Mako**
Oh, wow! Let me look, too!
**[14:26] Kana**
Sure.
**[14:27] Mako**
Wha—!
**[14:29] Mako**
*She's using her manicure?!*
**[14:31] Kana**
*Just as planned.*
**[14:34] Mako**
* I can't believe she wrote it*
* on every single fingernail!*
**[14:40] Yomogi**
This is pretty good!
***SIGN*** Squid Ink
**[14:43] Yayoi**
Right? Aren't they yummy?
**[14:46] Yayoi**
They're deep squid ink chips.
***SIGN*** Deep Squid Ink Chips
**[14:48] Yayoi**
They look kinda weird,
but one bite and you're hooked.
**[14:51] Kana**
Are they that good? Can I have some?
**[14:53] Yomogi**
Sure.
**[14:58] Kana**
Whoa! What a unique texture!
**[15:01] Yayoi**
I know, right?
**[15:02] Yayoi**
You can't blame me for buying these up
when I forgot what I was shopping for.
**[15:10] Yuzu**
But those chips have one
unfortunate side effect.
**[15:14] Yuzu**
They stick to your fingers.
**[15:16] Kana**
Huh?
**[15:17] Yayoi**
Even if you wash your hands,
it doesn't come off.
**[15:19] Yuzu**
Not for three days.
**[15:22] Kana**
*Oh, dang!*
**[15:24] Mako**
*Phew! I'm in the clear.*
**[15:26] Mako**
* Perfect timing, too. It won't seem weird*
* if I say I didn't see the message on her nails.*
**[15:31] Mako**
*But Kana-chan is one tough opponent.*
**[15:33] Mako**
* At this point, I might have*
* to play my trump card.*
**[15:37] Mako**
Sorry! I think I forgot to do something.
**[15:39] Yayoi**
Okay. See you later.
**[15:42] Misao**
By the way, where's Hina?
**[15:44] Miyu**
No idea. Probably out
selling natto somewhere.
**[15:47] Yomogi**
It really doesn't come off.
**[15:49] Yayoi**
Last time, I got it all around my mouth,
and it looked like I grew a beard!
**[15:54] Yuina**
Oh, everyone's here. What's going on?
**[15:57] Miyu**
Ready to get inked up all shiny black?
**[15:59] Mone**
All of a sudden? No way.
**[16:01] Misao**
It's black, but you won't shine.
**[16:12] Everyone**
What is that?
**[16:17] Yomogi**
It's getting closer!
**[16:18] Yayoi**
Is it looking for food?
**[16:20] Yuzu**
Are we gonna be its dinner?
**[16:22] Misao**
Quit tryin' to freak me out!
**[16:24] Mone**
Is this one of those piñata things?
**[16:27] Yuzu**
Oh. Like the dolls with
candy and stuff inside?
**[16:30] Yuzu**
And when you break them, it all comes out?
**[16:32] Miyu**
Kind of a horse-shaped confetti ball?
**[16:35] Yuina**
Looks about right. They come
in all shapes and sizes.
**[16:39] Chihori**
Huh. Like a coming-of-age ceremony on Mars.
**[16:46] Mako**
*Yes, that's right. This is a piñata.*
**[16:48] Mako**
*And it's stuffed full of birthday cards.*
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday
**[16:53] Mako**
* When it breaks and the*
* cards all spill out with me,*
**[16:57] Mako**
*everyone should realize it's my birthday.*
**[17:00] Mako**
* I'm glad I made it as a last resort,*
* but I never thought I'd be forced to use it.*
**[17:05] Yomogi**
So we have to break it?
**[17:07] Miyu**
Misao, use those trademark
iron fists of yours!
**[17:10] Misao**
Don't make it sound like
violence is my gimmick!
**[17:19] All**
What is it this time?
**[17:23] Miyu**
Another one of those piñatas?
**[17:26] Yuzu**
I think so, but...
**[17:28] Yomogi**
I don't know. It looks like it's made
for something other than celebration.
**[17:33] Mako**
*Could that be Kana-chan?*
**[17:37] Kana**
*Another miscalculation!*
**[17:38] Kana**
* I never thought I'd come up with*
* the same bit as Mako-chan.*
**[17:42] Miyu**
What's happening?
**[17:45] Mone**
Oh, I get it. It's *The Great Space Battle*.
**[17:48] Yuina**
*The Great Space Battle*?
**[17:51] Mone**
The holy grail of sci-fi movies.
**[17:53] Mone**
A horse-shaped monster battles
the giant life form known
**[17:57] Mone**
as the Star Fairy to determine
the fate of the universe.
**[18:00] Mone**
I bet they're trying to
reenact a scene from that.
**[18:04] Kana**
*No, we aren't!*
**[18:05] Misao**
Huh. This is gonna be good.
Show us what you got!
**[18:09] Mako**
*Quit telling us what to do!*
**[18:11] Kana**
*But this might work.*
**[18:13] Kana**
* It doesn't look like anyone is gonna*
* bust us open. But if we fight...*
**[18:18] Mako**
* If I smash into Kana-chan and break*
* open before she does, I win!*
**[18:22] Mako**
*All right. Let's have at it!*
**[18:35] Mako**
*The shell is too tough!*
**[18:37] Kana**
*It just isn't breaking! I'm so tired.*
**[18:42] Yomogi**
How long are they gonna do this?
**[18:44] Misao**
Wait a minute. Isn't this...
**[18:48] Misao**
The one and only Horngry Donut?!
**[18:51] Yomogi**
I never thought the famous
monster would show up here.
**[18:54] Miyu**
Thank goodness.
**[18:55] Misao**
For what?
**[18:58] Miyu**
Oh, Hina. You got here at the right time.
**[19:02] Miyu**
Wh-What's wrong, Hina?
**[19:04] Hina**
Hey. I got the balloons.
**[19:06] Miyu**
Balloons?
**[19:07] Hina**
You didn't check Waratter?
**[19:10] Kana**
That's balloon harassment!
**[19:12] Mako**
You can't say things like
that to get attention!
**[19:14] Hina**
Huh?
**[19:15] Hina**
What's wrong with wanting people to
celebrate your happy occasion?
**[19:20] Mako & Kana**
*She isn't wrong.*
**[19:21] Misao**
What? Wait a minute.
**[19:22] Misao**
Your birthday isn't today, is it, Hina?
**[19:25] Miyu**
Yeah! Yeah! We'd never forget
our friend's birthday.
**[19:29] Hina**
Not me. Today is Akudare Kingdom's birthday.
**[19:32] Hina**
It's our one-year anniversary.
**[19:34] Miyu**
Huh?
**[19:35] Hina**
I didn't think anyone would be
interested in jokes about Ibaraki.
**[19:39] Hina**
I actually thought Akudare
would have split up by now.
**[19:43] Hina**
But we did our best and
made it through the year.
**[19:46] Hina**
So I really wanted to celebrate
our one-year anniversary.
**[19:53] Hina**
Both of you forgot that
today's the anniversary!
**[19:56] Hina**
Even after I started an official Waratter
account just to make you remember.
***SIGN*** Using Waratter since August 10
***SIGN*** Edit Profile
***SIGN*** Akudare Kingdom (Official)
***SIGN*** Takako-so Rm. 204
**[19:59] Hina**
Even then, you didn't notice! You blockheads!
**[20:03] Misao**
Then you should have just told us!
**[20:06] Hina**
And look like I was the only one
who cared? It'd be embarrassing!
**[20:11] Hina**
What kind of person can't
remember special days?
**[20:13] Miyu**
I *do* remember!
**[20:16] Miyu**
Yesterday was Suzuki-sensei's birthday,
**[20:18] Miyu**
tomorrow is Kato-sensei's birthday,
**[20:21] Miyu**
and the day after tomorrow is Ibaraki natto
craftsman Macaronita-sensei's birthday!
**[20:25] Miyu**
In Ibaraki, every day is a special day!
**[20:28] Misao**
That doesn't make any sense.
**[20:30] Misao**
That's enough.
**[20:31] All three**
Thank you very much!
**[20:35] Yomogi**
What's that?
**[20:37] Saeka**
Hi, everybody.
**[20:38] Saeka**
It's all ready!
**[20:40] Mako**
Huh? What is?
***SIGN*** Mako & Kana
Happy Birthday!
***SIGN*** Akudare Kingdom too!!
**[20:49] Iroha**
Here's our present for you.
**[20:51] Chitose**
We spent a whole day practicing at Yomogi's
place and then made this ourselves.
**[20:55] Chitose**
Eat as much as you want!
**[20:56] Kana**
Wow! Thanks!
**[20:58] Chitose**
Hey, I'm glad things were
okay with your dad.
**[21:01] Kana**
Yeah. He got this idea to make
his middle-aged idol debut
**[21:05] Kana**
and was just out auditioning.
**[21:07] Iroha**
Exactly how I'd imagine your dad, Kana.
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** T
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***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Brazilian
**[21:10] Saeka**
I brought the best Taiwan Ramen
chef on the East China Sea.
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** T
A
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W
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***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Brazilian
**[21:15] Saeka**
Eat as much as you like.
**[21:17] Mako**
Thank you!
**[21:19] Hikari**
I brought a bunch of my family's
candy, too. All-you-can-eat for today.
**[21:22] Mako**
Thank you too, Hikari!
**[21:24] Mako**
Good friends really are all you need!
**[21:27] Saeka**
By the way, Mako, we heard from the
others that you were quite persistent
**[21:31] Saeka**
in trying to get attention
regarding your birthday.
**[21:34] Mako**
Gulp!
**[21:35] Hikari**
Even after we warned you last year.
**[21:37] Chitose**
Kana, so were you.
**[21:39] Kana**
But! But! I didn't say the word "birthday"!
**[21:42] Mako**
Right! Right! We carefully avoided
using the word. Both of us.
**[21:48] Mako & Kana**
Right?
**[21:49] Iroha**
Avoiding one word doesn't make it okay!
**[21:51] Iroha**
What shall we do about this?
**[21:53] Chitose**
Dotonbori for the both of them?
***SIGN*** Mako & Kana
Happy Birthday!
***SIGN*** Akudare Kingdom too!!
**[21:56] Saeka**
Oh, what a lovely idea.
**[21:58] Mako & Kana**
F-F-Forgive us!
**[22:05] [SONG] Lead**
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[22:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[22:16] [SONG] lead**
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
**[22:19] [SONG] lead**
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
**[22:22] [SONG] back**
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
**[22:24] [SONG] lead**
We hope you enjoy the show today.
**[22:27] [SONG] lead**
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
**[22:33] [SONG] lead**
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
**[22:42] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:45] [SONG] lead**
It's all good when we're laughing together.
**[22:48] [SONG] lead**
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
**[22:53] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:56] [SONG] lead**
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
**[22:59] [SONG] lead**
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
**[23:02] [SONG] lead**
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
**[23:05] [SONG] lead**
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[23:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[23:10] [SONG] lead**
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
**[23:16] [SONG] lead**
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
**[23:22] [SONG] lead**
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
**[23:27] [SONG] lead**
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
***SIGN*** The Cattle Chapter