E5 - The Lamp Chapter
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[00:03] Mone
What a pain.
[00:05] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[00:07] Chihori
It's a school day.
[00:09] Chihori
What a wretched Earth custom.
[00:11] Mone
While we're stuck here, everyone at
Takako-so is practicing their comedy.
[00:16] Mone
People say if you skip one day of manzai,
it takes two weeks to get it back.
[00:21] Chihori
Some do say comedy is verbal athletics.
[00:23] Yuina
My true name is Jupitris Naru-Nanana—
[00:26] Yuina
Ah, I botched it again.
[00:28] Mone
You can't do that, Yuina.
[00:29] Mone
It's your true name. You gotta
learn how to say it smoothly.
[00:32] Yuina
But you're the one who
came up with it, Mone.
[00:35] Yuina
Why did you have to make it so long?
[00:37] Chihori
Yuina, most space alien
names are really long.
[00:41] Mone
That's right.
[00:42] Mone
Leave it to Chihori to see
things from the alien side.
[00:46] Chihori
Eh? B-But isn't that common
knowledge among Earthlings, too?
[00:49] Yuina
That doesn't make any sense.
[00:51] Mone
If we're gonna make it to the Grand Prix final,
we have to constantly think up new bits.
[00:55] Mone
There's never enough time, though.
[00:58] Chihori
Yeah, for sure.
[01:08] Yuina
Finally back in Hokkaido.
It's so relaxing here.
[01:11] Chihori
There are so many people around Takako-so
all the time, it always feels like a festival.
[01:16] Mone
That's the city for you.
[01:17] Yuina
I like the country the best.
It's so peaceful.
[01:20] Mone
Hold on there, Yuina. The countryside
ain't always peaceful, ya hear?
[01:24] Yuina
Is that a new character?
[01:26] Mone
Somethin' tells me ya don't know about
the seven folk legends of Hokkaido.
[01:31] Yuina
Seven folk legends?
[01:33] Chihori
What are they? What are they?
[01:35] Chihori
Like, a gigantic laser cannon
on standby in satellite orbit?
[01:39] Chihori
Or an underground facility for making
cow-shaped weapons of mass destruction?
[01:43] Mone
It ain't anything like that
Hollywood-type stuff, darlin'.
[01:46] Mone
I'm talkin' about the old wives'
tales that country grannies tell.
[01:49] Yuina
For example?
[01:50] Mone
Aw, dang it. I forget.
[01:52] Chihori
You forgot already? That's too bad.
[01:55] Yuina
Folk legends, huh? It'd be fun
if we could spot one of those.
[01:58] Mone
You think?
[01:59] Chihori
I'd love to see one while
I'm still on Earth.
[02:02] Yuina
While you're still on Earth?
[02:03] Chihori
Never mind!
[02:04] Mone
By the way, last year I got
an interesting holiday gift.
[02:08] Mone
Expensive-looking imported dishes.
[02:10] Yuina
There are a lot of really
cute imported dishes.
[02:13] Mone
Yeah, these were cute. And they flew.
[02:16] Yuina
They flew?
[02:17] Mone
Yeah. Sometimes they'd
float up into the air.
[02:20] Yuina
The dishes?
[02:21] Mone
The dishes.
[02:22] Chihori
Probably because they were imported.
[02:23] Mone
That's probably it.
[02:25] Yuina
I guess imported dishes can fly, then.
[02:27] Mone
Yeah, imported dishes can fly.
[02:31] Yuina
Huh? What was that?
[02:37] Mone
What a pain.
[02:39] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[02:41] Chihori
'Cause we have to. It's a school day.
[02:43] Mone
While we're stuck here, everyone at
Takako-so is practicing their comedy.
[02:48] Mone
People say if you skip one day of manzai,
it takes two weeks to get it back.
[02:50] Yuina
Huh?
[02:52] Yuina
Huh?
[02:53] Yuina
Huh?!
[02:55] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[02:55] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[02:56] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[02:57] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[02:58] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[02:59] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[03:00] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[03:00] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[03:02] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[03:02] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[03:04] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[03:04] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[03:05] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[03:05] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[03:07] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[03:08] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[03:09] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[03:09] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[03:10] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[03:12] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[03:13] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[03:13] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[03:14] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[03:15] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[03:15] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[03:17] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[03:18] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[03:19] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[03:20] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[03:21] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[03:21] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[03:21] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[03:22] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[03:23] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[03:23] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[03:25] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[03:26] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[03:26] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[03:26] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[03:28] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[03:28] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[03:29] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[03:29] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[03:31] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[03:32] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[03:33] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[03:34] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[03:34] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[03:36] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[03:36] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[03:38] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[03:38] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[03:40] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[03:41] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[03:43] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[03:43] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[03:45] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[03:47] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[03:48] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[03:51] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[03:54] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[03:57] [SONG] all call
All that
[03:58] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[03:58] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[04:01] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[04:01] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[04:06] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[04:06] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[04:11] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[04:15] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[04:15] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[04:18] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[04:18] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[04:23] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
SIGN The Lamp Chapter
[04:32] Yuina
Huh? How?
[04:33] Chihori
What, Yuina?
[04:35] Mone
Oh. She's trying to get out
of practicing her name.
[04:37] Mone
Are you able to say it right yet?
[04:39] Yuina
What? No, sorry.
[04:41] Mone
You can't do that, Yuina.
[04:43] Mone
It's your true name. You gotta
learn how to say it smoothly.
[04:46] Yuina
Most space alien names are really long.
[04:49] Mone
That's right. So it has to be long.
I'm glad you understand.
[04:53] Yuina
I guess I'm imagining things...
[04:57] Chihori
The air in Hokkaido smells so fresh!
[05:00] Mone
But see here, Chihori.
[05:02] Mone
There's some mysterious wonders
hidden around Hokkaido too, darlin'.
[05:05] Yuina
Huh? Was this...?
[05:07] Chihori
Mysterious?
[05:08] Mone
Somethin' tells me ya don't know about
the seven folk legends of Hokkaido.
[05:13] Chihori
Seven folk legends?
[05:14] Yuina
Huh?
[05:15] Chihori
This sounds fun!
[05:16] Chihori
Tell me! Tell me!
[05:17] Mone
I forget what they're about.
[05:19] Chihori
You forgot already?
[05:20] Yuina
I'm definitely not imagining things.
[05:22] Chihori
Something wrong, Yuina?
[05:24] Chihori
You got quiet all of a sudden.
[05:26] Mone
Are you hungry? Want a buttercream cookie?
[05:28] Mone
There's nothing to drink, though.
[05:30] Chihori
You can't eat a buttercream
cookie without a drink!
[05:32] Yuina
No, thanks. It's okay. I'll be fine.
[05:34] Chihori
Without a drink, it'd be way too sweet.
[05:37] Mone
But hey, listen to this.
[05:39] Mone
I got some imported dishes as
a holiday gift last year.
[05:42] Mone
Imported dishware is really cute.
[05:45] Chihori
Oh, is it?
[05:48] Mone
They're really fancy and
stylish and they fly,
[05:51] Mone
so they make any meal look delicious.
[05:53] Yuina
Imported dishes...
[05:54] Chihori
That's so neat. I want
some flying dishes, too.
[05:57] Mone
Flying dishes are great, ya hear?
[05:59] Yuina
They fly, huh?
[06:02] Yuina
What?! Wait. Is this...?
[06:09] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[06:11] Chihori
'Cause we have to. It's a school day.
[06:13] Yuina
It's all back to where it started!
[06:15] Mone
What's wrong, Yuina?
What's back to where it started?
[06:19] Chihori
The food you ate?
[06:20] Mone
Here's a barf bag.
[06:22] Yuina
That's my backpack!
[06:23] Yuina
And that's not what I'm saying!
I mean that time started over!
[06:26] Mone
Wha? The old time slip trick?
[06:29] Yuina
Daibutsu with lipstick?
[06:30] Mone
Why'd you have to play the
sexy Buddha card right now?
[06:32] Mone
Yuina is on the verge of
sci-fi enlightenment.
[06:34] Mone
Keep your satorical jokes to yourself.
[06:36] Yuina
You mean neither of you noticed?
[06:38] Mone
There we go. Sci-fi is the way, Yuina.
[06:41] Yuina
I'm being serious!
[06:43] Yuina
Time keeps repeating!
[06:46] Yuina
Huh? Huh? Huh?!
[06:49] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[06:52] Chihori
'Cause we have to.
[06:53] Yuina
What?!
[06:54] Chihori
Oh! You surprised me!
[06:56] Mone
What's wrong, Yuina?
[06:57] Mone
Did you see a horsehair crab
walking forwards or something?
[06:59] Chihori
A straightforward crab?
The real honest type?
[07:02] Yuina
We're back again.
[07:04] Yuina
Is it going to keep looping forever?
[07:06] Yuina
And that loop was even
shorter than the last. Why?
[07:10] Yuina
Calm down, Yuina. This is when
you gotta start counting sheep.
[07:13] Yuina
There must be some rule to the looping.
[07:16] Yuina
If I can just figure it out...
[07:18] Yuina
Could it have started over
because I told them?
[07:21] Chihori
Something wrong, Yuina?
[07:23] Mone
Are you hungry? Want a buttercream cookie?
[07:25] Mone
There's nothing to drink, though.
[07:27] Chihori
You can't eat a buttercream
cookie without a drink!
[07:29] Yuina
That has to be it. I can't let
them know what's happening.
[07:33] Yuina
If I break the rules, it starts over.
[07:33] Chihori
It's so good! But it tastes so sweet...
[07:36] Yuina
It keeps resetting at the same moment.
[07:38] Mone
Mm-hmm.
[07:40] Yuina
That buzzer sound... that's like when you
give the wrong answer on a quiz show.
[07:44] Mone
But hey, listen to this.
[07:46] Mone
I got some imported dishes as
a holiday gift last year.
[07:49] Yuina
Here it is!
[07:50] Yuina
What am I getting wrong?
And what is the right response?
[07:55] Mone
Imported dishware is really cute.
[07:58] Chihori
Oh, really?
[07:59] Yuina
I've been wondering...
[08:01] Mone
They're really fancy and stylish and they fly,
[08:04] Mone
so they make any meal look delicious.
[08:06] Yuina
Dishes don't fly, do they?
[08:09] Yuina
Dishes floating up into the air...
[08:12] Yuina
Oh!
[08:12] Yuina
That's just a poltergeist!
[08:16] Mone
Ah, I hadn't thought of that.
[08:17] Yuina
Huh? Huh?
[08:20] Yuina
What? Were those lamps there before?
[08:23] Mone
Lamps? What are you talking about?
[08:25] Yuina
Huh?
[08:26] Yuina
Could it be... they don't see them?
[08:29] Yuina
N-Never mind.
[08:31] Yuina
It didn't repeat again.
[08:32] Yuina
And that sound must mean
I got it right or something.
[08:36] Yuina
Is that why the lamp lit up?
[08:38] Yuina
There are seven lamps...
[08:40] Yuina
Only one is on now. But why
did that one turn on?
[08:44] (Flashback) Mone
Somethin' tells me ya don't know about
the seven folk legends of Hokkaido.
[08:49] (Flashback) Yuina
That's a poltergeist!
[08:51] Yuina
Mysteries of the unknown!
[08:53] Yuina
The seven lamps must
represent seven mysteries.
[08:55] Yuina
A poltergeist must have been one,
and that's why the lamp lit up.
[09:00] Yuina
So, the previous loop...
[09:03] Yuina
I broke out of it when I got the answer right.
[09:05] Yuina
I guess it kept looping because I didn't
react to the flying plate thing.
[09:09] Yuina
So there are seven mysteries
in our conversation,
[09:11] Yuina
and I need a comeback for each one?
[09:15] Yuina
But I don't know what
the mysteries could be.
[09:18] Yuina
I'd look them up, but I'm
out of range, so I can't.
SIGN Out of Range
[09:21] Chihori
Is Yuina talking to herself?
[09:24] Mone
I bet she's working on a new bit.
[09:26] Mone
Maybe she's finally embracing her
role as a space-manzai comic.
[09:30] Chihori
Ah, buttercream cookies are a
national treasure of Hokkaido.
[09:34] Mone
They go beyond national.
More like a planetary treasure.
[09:38] Mone
The delicious flavor is out of this world.
[09:40] Chihori
They actually sell them on Pluto
for ten times the original price.
[09:44] Mone
Oh, do they?
[09:46] Mone
Sometimes you talk about space like
you've actually been there, Chihori.
[09:49] Chihori
I h-haven't! That isn't even possible.
[09:52] Mone
I know. It's just a joke.
[09:54] Chihori
Yeah, a joke. A joke.
[09:56] Yuina
Phew. That wasn't one
of the seven mysteries.
[09:59] Yuina
I guess I can ignore Chihori's
usual silly setups.
[10:02] Mone
Here, have the last one.
[10:03] Yuina
Oh, thank you.
[10:05] Chihori
Wait a minute. How did you
buy buttercream cookies?
[10:08] Chihori
When was there time for that?
[10:09] Mone
I didn't buy them. They were given to me.
[10:12] Chihori
Huh? Someone giving away
buttercream cookies must be a god.
[10:15] Chihori
The buttergod?
[10:16] Yuina
I've never heard of such a calorie-rich god.
[10:18] Mone
Not a god. More like, um...
[10:22] Mone
A really wee person.
[10:23] Yuina
You mean a child?
[10:25] Mone
No, not a child. I dunno. A wee person.
[10:29] Yuina
How big?
[10:30] Mone
This big.
[10:31] Chihori
That's tiny!
[10:32] Yuina
That's too tiny!
[10:33] Mone
But a buttercream cookie
is about this big, right?
[10:36] Mone
It makes sense that the buttergod
would be that big, too.
[10:39] Chihori
She does have a point there.
[10:41] Yuina
I guess the buttergod is pretty small.
[10:44] Yuina
Oh, no!
[10:48] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[10:50] Chihori
'Cause we have to.
[10:52] Yuina
How come?!
[10:53] Chihori
Oh! You surprised me!
[10:54] Mone
What's wrong, Yuina?
[10:55] Mone
Did you find out your grandma was a pumpkin?
[10:57] Chihori
It would be shocking to find a pumpkin
growing from your family tree.
[11:01] Yuina
It's repeating again. What did I get wrong?
[11:05] Mone
But hey, listen to this.
[11:06] Mone
I got some dishes as a
holiday gift last year.
[11:09] Mone
And they float into the air,
and it looks so nice.
[11:11] Yuina
A poltergeist!
[11:14] Yuina
The second mystery must have been
in the conversation somewhere.
[11:18] Yuina
So missing it does make the loop start over.
[11:20] Chihori
Wait a minute. How did you
buy buttercream cookies?
[11:23] Chihori
When was there time for that?
[11:25] Mone
I didn't buy them. They were given to me.
[11:27] Yuina
What is it? What is the next mystery?
[11:30] Mone
Um, a really wee person. Like this big.
[11:34] Yuina
A wee person?
[11:35] Yuina
Where have I heard a story like that before?
[11:38] Yuina
Oh, I know. I'm sure it was...
[11:41] Yuina
That's a Korpokkur!
[11:45] Yuina
Yes!
[11:46] Mone
Oh. It was a Korpokkur.
[11:49] Mone
That explains why it was so small.
[11:51] Chihori
That sure was nice of the Korpokkur
to give you a buttercream cookie.
[11:52] Yuina
If I can keep dishing out
the right comebacks,
[11:55] Yuina
time should go forward without repeating.
[11:58] Yuina
But that sounds totally exhausting.
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIGN Invaders
[12:09] Yuina
My true name is Jupitris Naru-Naru Nyuigi—
[12:13] Yuina
Ah, I botched it again.
[12:14] Mone
Your training is far from complete.
[12:17] Yuina
I told you it was too difficult!
[12:19] Mone
Oh yeah? Jupitris Naru-Naru Neiji
Yuina is easy for me to say.
[12:23] Yuina
That's because you came up with it, Mone.
[12:27] Yuina
Why did we have to go with the
"we are space aliens" theme, anyway?
[12:30] Mone
We had to. We needed something
to give us character.
[12:33] Mone
That first performance was
really our turning point.
[12:37] Chihori
Who would have thought space alien
characters would be so popular?
[12:39] Yuina
Which means we can't turn back,
and now I just have to suffer with it.
[12:44] Mone
But don't you think it would be awesome
if we took the Teppen like this?
[12:48] Mone
We'd be big stars in Hokkaido!
[12:50] Chihori
Stars, huh?
[12:52] Chihori
I wonder if my mother and father 30,000
light years away would be happy for us.
[12:57] Yuina
N-No! That's the wrong spot!
Quit setting me up, Chihori!
[13:01] Mone
Actually, I have a dream about becoming
famous and reuniting with an old friend.
[13:07] Chihori
Oh, this is gonna be good.
[13:09] Mone
I don't know where she's living now,
[13:12] Mone
but I bet she'd find me
once we become famous.
[13:16] Yuina
Yeah, I bet. That happens sometimes.
[13:18] Mone
She was so nice.
[13:20] Yuina
Was she?
[13:22] Mone
Ate a lot, laughed a lot...
[13:24] Yuina
Huh.
[13:25] Mone
...and her body was all green.
[13:27] Yuina
What a development.
[13:29] Mone
Also, she lived deep underground.
Have you heard about it?
[13:32] Mone
I went home with her once, and there
was this huge city underground.
[13:37] Yuina
An underground... city?
[13:38] Mone
Yeah. It had this weird vibe to it,
[13:41] Mone
like it was tens of thousands
of years old or something.
[13:44] Yuina
An underground city that's tens
of thousands of years old...
[13:47] Yuina
That's the lost underground
city of Shambhala!
[13:52] Yuina
Nice! I'm on a roll!
[13:53] Mone
What are you doing, Yuina?
[13:55] Chihori
You seem happy about something.
[13:56] Yuina
I-It's nothing!
[13:58] Yuina
I just wish I could meet Mone's
fresh, green friend, too.
[14:02] Mone
Don't talk about people's friends
like they're vegetables.
[14:07] Chihori
So your mother and father encouraged you
to do the Teppen Grand Prix, Yuina?
[14:13] Yuina
Yeah. They keep telling
me to give it all I got.
[14:16] Yuina
My dad, you know, used to be
in a band and tried to go pro.
[14:20] Yuina
He'd say, "We're gonna rock you
so hard, it'll set Hokkaido on fire!"
[14:24] Yuina
At least that's what I've heard.
[14:25] Yuina
Pretty cheesy, huh?
[14:26] Mone
Very cheesy.
[14:27] Yuina
Eventually he gave up, got a
real job, and got married.
[14:32] Yuina
But since my dad was like that too,
[14:35] Yuina
he told me to do whatever
I wanted while I was young.
[14:38] Chihori
That was a somewhat nice story.
[14:40] Yuina
Somewhat?
[14:42] Mone
I'm jealous, Yuina.
[14:44] Mone
I've kind of got a problem
with my dad at home.
[14:47] Yuina
A problem?
[14:49] Chihori
This is the first I've heard of it.
[14:50] Yuina
Are you really worried about it?
[14:52] Yuina
We'll listen if you want to talk about it.
[14:54] Mone
Yeah. Actually, my dad...
[14:58] Mone
won't build me a giant robot.
[15:01] Yuina
Huh?
[15:02] Chihori
And what's the problem with that?
[15:04] Mone
It's a huge problem!
[15:06] Mone
The dad is supposed to make a
giant robot for the kid to pilot.
[15:09] Mone
It happens all the time in robot anime!
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[15:11] Mone
The results of the survey say so!
[15:14] Yuina
When did you have time to conduct a survey?
[15:16] Mone
My chances of piloting a robot
[15:19] Mone
have dropped off the charts because
my dad won't build me one.
[15:22] Mone
It's a huge problem!
[15:24] Yuina
Sorry. I'm having trouble
seeing it that way.
[15:27] Mone
If he won't build me a robot,
[15:29] Mone
at least he could don a
mask and black uniform
[15:31] Mone
and start hissing, like, "Shu-koh, shu-koh."
[15:34] Mone
Without an enemy like that, how can
I become the hero of an interstellar war?
[15:38] Yuina
Maybe you're aiming a little too high.
[15:40] Chihori
The black mask and "shu-koh,
shu-koh" reminds me...
[15:43] Yuina
A black mask and "shu-koh, shu-koh"
reminds you of something?
[15:47] Chihori
Do you remember that "Hokkaido! Doh! Doh!" gag
[15:51] Chihori
that propelled the comedian,
Bushido Sasaoka, to stardom?
[15:55] Chihori
One time when Sasaoka-san was doing a gag on
location in Sapporo, he started thinking,
[16:00] Chihori
"I've got to take a good, long look at myself
and perfect my delivery of this joke."
[16:04] Mone
Would delivery really help that joke?
[16:06] Yuina
That's rude, Mone.
[16:07] Chihori
Then Sasaoka-san happened
upon another person
[16:11] Chihori
who looked just like him
doing the exact same joke.
[16:13] Mone
Looked just like him? Like a
ninja's bunshin ability?
[16:17] Chihori
Maybe if you really perfect your jokes,
it turns into a kind of ninjutsu.
[16:22] Yuina
Is it ninjutsu? No...
[16:24] Yuina
A phenomenon when you
encounter your double.
[16:27] Yuina
I've heard about that
somewhere. It's got to be...
[16:30] Yuina
That's a doppelgänger!
[16:33] Yuina
Correct! Now there's three left.
[16:35] Yuina
Once I light them all up,
I should escape this time loop.
[16:42] Mone
It must be nice to be rich
like everyone in Celebri-Tea.
[16:46] Yuina
Doesn't your family own a big farm, Mone?
[16:49] Mone
Yeah, but that's Hokkaido.
[16:51] Mone
A farm in Hokkaido is worth about
as much as one tatami mat in Osaka.
[16:55] Yuina
That can't be right.
[16:56] Mone
I wish they'd at least hide a
giant robot underneath the farm.
[17:00] Mone
The ground would split open, and the
robot would go "brrr" and come out.
[17:04] Yuina
It would be a disaster, because
the cows would all fall in!
[17:07] Chihori
A while ago, I met an old lady who
said she lived in Lake Kussharo.
[17:12] Chihori
She seemed pretty rich.
And she had this huge dog!
[17:16] Yuina
Yeah, you gotta be rich to have a big dog.
[17:19] Mone
Lucky her. What was its name?
[17:21] Chihori
I don't know the breed, but it looked...
[17:24] Chihori
Something like this.
[17:26] Yuina
Isn't that... not a dog?
[17:27] Mone
How big was it?
[17:28] Chihori
Maybe about 15 meters.
[17:30] Yuina
That's a monster!
[17:31] Yuina
Wait! This must be...
[17:34] Yuina
Um, um...
[17:37] Yuina
A 15-meter-long monster that
is clearly not a dog...
[17:40] Yuina
Was there a mysterious
phenomenon like that?
[17:43] Chihori
You don't look well, Yuina.
[17:45] Mone
Want a potato stick?
[17:47] Yuina
Wait. But if it's living in Lake
Kussharo, that must mean...
[17:53] Yuina
That's Kussie!
[17:55] Yuina
Oh! I got it!
[17:57] Mone
Ah, the monster that lives in
Lake Kussharo in Teshikaga.
[18:01] Mone
Now that you mention it, I haven't
heard about many sightings recently.
[18:07] Mone
Hokkaido, like, beats all
the other prefectures.
[18:11] Chihori
Oh, yeah. The food is delicious, and the
environment is beautiful. It's the best.
[18:16] Mone
No, that's not what I mean.
[18:18] Yuina
Then what do you mean?
[18:19] Mone
If you threw the prefectures like shuriken,
[18:23] Mone
the Hokkaido one would totally dominate.
[18:25] Yuina
Where'd you get those?
[18:26] Mone
I made them from cardboard.
[18:28] Mone
Tokyo is small and probably
wouldn't fly far.
[18:31] Mone
Osaka is unbalanced and
would probably fall flat.
[18:34] Mone
The only other prefecture
that could compete is Iwate.
[18:37] Mone
But I think our Hokkaido would still win.
[18:40] Chihori
Hokkaido certainly might be the strongest.
[18:42] Chihori
Especially since the residents are so tough.
[18:45] Yuina
Are they? They don't seem that way to me.
[18:47] Chihori
But I saw a woman running
wicked fast the other day.
[18:51] Yuina
Maybe she was a track-and-field athlete.
[18:53] Yuina
What? No way! For that?!
[18:58] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[19:00] Chihori
'Cause we have to.
[19:02] Chihori
Oh? What's wrong, Yuina?
[19:04] Yuina
Not again...
[19:07] Yuina
Poltergeist!
[19:08] Yuina
Korpokkur!
[19:09] Yuina
Shambhala!
[19:09] Yuina
Doppelgänger!
[19:10] Yuina
Kussie!
[19:14] Yuina
I've finally made it back here.
[19:17] Yuina
I gotta get it right this time!
[19:19] Chihori
I saw a woman running wicked
fast the other day.
[19:22] Chihori
She was as fast as a northern
fox being chased by a bear.
[19:26] Mone
That's the speed of sound!
[19:27] Yuina
This woman must be connected to
some mysterious phenomenon.
[19:30] Yuina
But "running fast" isn't enough information.
[19:33] Yuina
If I can just get another hint...
[19:35] Yuina
Do you remember what the woman looked like?
[19:38] Chihori
What she looked like? She was pretty.
[19:41] Yuina
Anything else?
[19:42] Chihori
Hmm...
[19:43] Chihori
You know, her clothes did
seem a bit out-of-style.
[19:46] Chihori
Like from the 1970s, I guess.
[19:49] Yuina
And?
[19:50] Chihori
She was a narcissist.
[19:51] Mone
How do you know her personality?
[19:53] Chihori
Well, she kept asking everybody
around, "Am I pretty?"
[19:57] Mone
That is quite the narcissist.
[19:59] Chihori
Oh, and her mouth was split open.
[20:00] Yuina
Why didn't you say that earlier?!
[20:03] Yuina
The Slit-Mouthed Woman!
[20:07] Yuina
Sweet! Just one left.
[20:09] Chihori
Look! You can see the school.
[20:12] Yuina
You're right!
[20:13] Yuina
It's always a relief to
see a familiar building.
[20:17] Mone
That isn't necessarily true.
[20:18] Mone
Sometimes people are really shocked
when they see familiar structures.
[20:22] Yuina
For example?
[20:23] Mone
Like when he finds the Statue of Liberty
and yells, "You maniacs! You blew it up!"
[20:27] Yuina
But that's a super-unusual case!
[20:29] Chihori
Time just flew by as we were chatting.
[20:32] Chihori
I thought we'd be able to
practice our bits more.
[20:35] Mone
No kidding. Yuina still can't
say her true name yet.
[20:38] Yuina
My true name is Jupitris
Naru-Naru Neiji Yuina. See?
[20:43] Mone
Oh! That's awesome, Yuina! Perfect!
[20:46] Mone
You can actually do it now!
[20:47] Chihori
Wow! You improved so much in just two hours!
[20:51] Yuina
It wasn't two hours, though.
[20:53] Yuina
Not for me.
[20:59] Mone
Ah, I'm pooped. I'm gonna
take a long bath tonight.
[21:03] Chihori
Traveling long distances
does wear you out, huh.
[21:05] Chihori
It reminds me of when I first came to Earth.
[21:11] Yuina
That last lamp never lit up.
[21:13] Yuina
I still don't know what the seventh mystery was.
[21:16] Yuina
Is this how it's supposed to be?
[21:27] Yuina
What's that?
[21:31] Mone
Wow! What's this?
[21:33] Yuina
Oh, I get it now!
[21:35] Yuina
The last of the seven mysteries!
[21:37] Yuina
I'm glad this one was so simple.
[21:40] Yuina
Overenthusiastic crop harvesting!
[21:43] Yuina
Huh? Wait a... Wait! No! Don't!
[21:52] Mone
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
[21:54] Chihori
'Cause we have to.
[21:56] Chihori
Hmm? What's wrong, Yuina?
[21:59] Yuina
Not again!
[22:01] Chihori
Are you okay, Yuina?
[22:03] Mone
Want a buttercream cookie?
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:54] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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