E9 - The Adamski Chapter
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[00:02] All three
Hello!
[00:03] Chihori
We've come a long way to Earth.
[00:05] Mone
We are...
[00:07] All three
...the Invaders!
[00:09] Yuina
My name is Jupitris Naru-Naru Neiji Yuina.
[00:11] Yuina
Planet Earth is being targeted.
[00:13] Mone
I won't let that happen!
[00:14] Mone
As protector of the Earth,
[00:16] Mone
I will take my crab extract-filled beam saber
and smash your evil ambitions to bits!
[00:20] Chihori
Actually, Venusians find
crustaceans revolting.
[00:23] Yuina
I only came to warn you, but figured
I might as well invade while I'm at it.
[00:28] Chihori
Now you're going to invade?
[00:30] Chihori
I would have expected that from a Plutonian!
[00:33] Hikari
Hey, what do you think?
SIGN Fancy
SIGN Fancy
SIGN Takoyaki
[00:35] Hikari
Personally, I don't agree,
but you know Saeka and Mako.
[00:40] Hikari
It's not like I can just
pull one out of a hat.
SIGN Today
SIGN Mother
SIGN I have arrived.
SIGN Fancy
SIGN Fancy
SIGN Takoyaki
[00:43] Chihori
Sorry! Gotta go!
[00:44] Hikari
Huh? Chihori-chan?
[00:58] Mother
It's nice to see you, Chihori.
[01:03] Chihori
Mother!
[01:05] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[01:06] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[01:06] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[01:08] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[01:09] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[01:10] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[01:10] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[01:12] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[01:12] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[01:14] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[01:14] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[01:15] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[01:15] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[01:17] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[01:18] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[01:18] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[01:18] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[01:20] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[01:21] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[01:22] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[01:23] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[01:24] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[01:25] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[01:25] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:27] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:28] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[01:29] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[01:30] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[01:31] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[01:31] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:31] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[01:32] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[01:32] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[01:33] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[01:35] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[01:35] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[01:36] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:36] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:37] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:37] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[01:39] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:39] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[01:41] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[01:41] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[01:43] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[01:44] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:44] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:46] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[01:46] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:48] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[01:48] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[01:50] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[01:51] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[01:53] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[01:53] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:55] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[01:57] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[01:58] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[02:01] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[02:04] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[02:07] [SONG] all call
All that
[02:08] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[02:08] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[02:11] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[02:11] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[02:16] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[02:16] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[02:21] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[02:25] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[02:25] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Yeah!
[02:28] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:28] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:33] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
SIGN The Adamski Chapter
[03:00] Chihori
I left home and came here
exactly one year ago.
[03:05] Chihori
Even though we kept finding
fliers in space debris,
SIGN Hokkaido Food Fair
SIGN All-You-Can-Eat Crab
SIGN Exquisite Wire-Grilled Scallops
[03:08] Chihori
the Hokkaido Food Fair never made it
to where I live for some reason.
[03:12] Chihori
In order to taste the authentic ingredients,
[03:15] Chihori
I realized,
[03:16] Chihori
I'll just have to go there myself!
SIGN Hokkaidiner
SIGN Open
SIGN Hokkaidiner
[03:25] TV Comedian
Wow!
[03:26] TV Comedian
Doin' or don't?
[03:28] TV Comedian
Ya doin' doin'?
[03:30] TV Comedian
Ya don't don't don't?
[03:31] (Flashback) Waiter
Here you go.
[03:32] TV Comedian
Doin' doin' doin' doin'!
[03:33] (Flashback) Chihori
Wow!
[03:35] Chihori
Finally, the blue planet's treasure chest!
[03:36] TV Comedian
Ya don't?
[03:39] (Flashback) Chihori
Wow! It has legs just like my pet on Mars!
[03:42] Chihori
Hokkaido's cuisine was all delicious.
[03:45] (Flashback) Chihori
Wow! The fruit's flesh is the
color of a Venusian lake!
[03:49] Chihori
It was delicious.
[03:51] (Flashback) Chihori
Wow! It looks like the
insects in Jupiter space!
[03:54] Chihori
This is too good!
[03:55] Chihori
It was so delicious!
[03:57] (Flashback) Teacher
Hokuto Chihori?
[03:59] (Flashback) Chihori
Present!
[04:00] Chihori
Before I knew it, I'd started living here.
[04:01] Teacher
You don't have to stand up.
[04:03] (Flashback) Chihori
Present!
SIGN Hokkaido Gourmet Festival
SIGN Exquisite! Hokkaido Gourmet Festival
SIGN Special Seafood Bowl
A jewel box filled with
the fruits of the sea
[04:05] (Flashback) Mone
Sniff, sniff, sniff...
[04:08] (Flashback) Mone
Sniff, sniff, sniff...
[04:10] (Flashback) Mone
I smell outer space.
[04:11] (Flashback) Chihori
Huh?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mone
You know, you really smell
like outer space, Hokuto-san.
[04:16] Chihori
Oh, no! Is my cover blown?
[04:19] Chihori
If the truth gets out, it'll be a disaster!
[04:23] Chihori
I might be captured and dissected!
[04:25] Chihori
But I can't shoot an innocent...
[04:28] (Flashback) Yuina
Mone, leave her alone.
You're making her nervous.
[04:31] (Flashback) Yuina
I'm sorry, Hokuto-san.
[04:33] (Flashback) Mone
Huh? But I, like, just saw her.
[04:36] (Flashback) Mone
Hokuto-san was looking at tons
of space pictures on her phone.
[04:39] Chihori
I got lonely and started looking at
pictures of home. Was she spying on me?
[04:43] (Flashback) Mone
Hey, don't you like space
stuff too, Hokuto-san?
[04:46] (Flashback) Mone
Do you like movies more? Or anime?
[04:48] (Flashback) Mone
I can go either way.
[04:52] (Flashback) Mone
This is a lighty saber,
but it's also a beamy saber.
[04:57] (Flashback) Chihori
U-Um...
[04:58] (Flashback) Mone
I always wanted to summon a real alien
to watch space movies and anime with me,
[05:03] (Flashback) Mone
so we could debate which was
the best. That's my dream.
[05:06] (Flashback) Mone
Wouldn't that be fun, Hokuto-san?
[05:09] (Flashback) Yuina
Don't make assumptions about her, Mone!
[05:11] (Flashback) Yuina
Maybe she's simply interested in
the planets. Right, Hokuto-san?
[05:14] (Flashback) Chihori
Huh?
[05:14] (Flashback) Chihori
I... I... I like both!
[05:19] (Flashback) Chihori
Stars, planets... I like
everything about outer space!
[05:22] (Flashback) Chihori
See? I'm not suspicious at all!
[05:23] (Flashback) Mone
Oh, she speaks!
[05:25] (Flashback) Yuina
Let's talk all about our
favorite planets, okay?
[05:28] Chihori
Far, far away from home,
I made some new friends.
[05:32] (Flashback) Girls
Here!
[05:34] (Flashback) Girls
Here!
[05:34] (Flashback) Mone
A lot of kids are starting bands
for next month's school festival.
[05:38] (Flashback) Mone
Some from our class, too.
[05:40] (Flashback) Chihori
Is that right?
[05:41] (Flashback) Yuina
That sounds fun.
[05:42] (Flashback) Mone
Oh? Do you wanna start a band?
[05:44] (Flashback) Yuina
N-No way. I just, um,
[05:47] (Flashback) Yuina
think it'd be fun to do something together,
and then be all like, "Let's do this!"
[05:51] (Flashback) Yuina
That would be great.
[05:52] (Flashback) Mone
Oh, totally.
[05:53] (Flashback) Mone
Have some teenage fun.
[05:55] (Flashback) Mone
We sure aren't being very teenage.
[05:57] (Flashback) Chihori
We aren't being teenage?
[05:59] (Flashback) Mone
Nope. Sorry.
[06:01] (Flashback) Chihori
Well then, let's do something teenage!
[06:03] (Flashback) Chihori
Something we can do together!
[06:06] (Flashback) Mone
Like what?
[06:07] (Flashback) Chihori
Like something!
[06:08] (Flashback) Mone
So, like, what?
[06:11] (Flashback) Yuina
Oh.
[06:13] (Flashback) Yuina
Comedy!
[06:15] (Flashback) Mone & Chihori
Huh?
[06:16] (Flashback) Yuina
Wouldn't it be fun to do comedy together?
[06:19] (Flashback) Yuina
You both like comedy too, right?
[06:22] (Flashback) Cow
Moo!
[06:24] (Flashback) Yuina
Okay, so...
[06:26] (Flashback) Yuina
I saw a salmon passing by
and decided to grill it!
[06:29] (Flashback) Mone
You can't grill up someone's pet salmon!
[06:32] (Flashback) Chihori
Oh, my poor salmon Taro-chan!
[06:35] (Flashback) All three
Huh?
[06:39] (Flashback) Mone
Let's take a break.
[06:43] (Flashback) Chihori
Comedy sure is hard.
[06:46] (Flashback) Yuina
What are we doing wrong?
[06:48] (Flashback) Mone
It's totally obvious.
[06:50] (Flashback) Yuina
What?
[06:50] (Flashback) Mone
It's character. Character!
[06:52] (Flashback) Mone
We're not playing stand-out characters.
[06:54] (Flashback) Chihori
Character, huh?
[06:56] (Flashback) Chihori
But I doubt it'll work
if we force some gimmick.
[06:59] (Flashback) Yuina
It'd be great if we had something
that came naturally to us.
[07:03] (Flashback) Mone
We do have one thing!
[07:05] (Flashback) Yuina
Huh? What?
[07:06] (Flashback) Mone
It's obvious. Outer space!
[07:09] (Flashback) Chihori
Huh?
[07:10] (Flashback) Mone
You two can play alien invaders
from outer space,
[07:13] (Flashback) Mone
and I can play the warrior
of light protecting Earth.
[07:17] (Flashback) Chihori
Me... an alien?
[07:22] (Flashback) Yuina
I am a space alien!
[07:23] (Flashback) Yuina
I've come to invade this planet!
[07:26] (Flashback) Mone
You won't get away with it! I'll
drive you out with my potato bomb!
[07:30] (Flashback) Chihori
Well, potato eyes are Martians' weak point.
[07:34] (Flashback) Mone
Huh?
[07:35] (Flashback) Yuina
There's no line like that in the script.
[07:38] Chihori
Oh no! I blurted out a
real outer-space fact!
[07:41] (Flashback) Mone
Chihori!
[07:43] (Flashback) Mone
That was good!
[07:45] (Flashback) Yuina
Totally! A space alien who makes
weird space-alien comebacks
[07:47] (Flashback) Yuina
from the perspective of a
space alien! That's new!
[07:50] (Flashback) Mone
Keep those coming, okay?
[07:52] (Flashback) Mone
Let your space flag fly!
[07:53] (Flashback) Yuina
Give us more of your alien gaze, Chihori!
[07:56] (Flashback) Chihori
Just leave it to me!
[07:58] Mone
Take this! Light beam!
[07:58] Chihori
That's how I developed a character that
would keep my home planet a secret,
[07:59] Chihori
No, no, that's a laser.
[08:01] Yuina
That's right! All the way to Iskandaryu
at the edge of the cosmos!
[08:02] Chihori
but still let me share
trivia about outer space.
[08:04] Chihori
It put me in the perfect position.
[08:04] Chihori
That's, um, 148,000 light years from here.
[08:08] Mone & Yuina
No way!
[08:09] Chihori
The routine we later performed at
the school festival was a big hit.
[08:14] Chihori
We gained enough confidence to
enter the Teppen Grand Prix,
[08:17] Chihori
and then a lot of other
things happened, so here we are.
[08:21] Mother
Answer me one thing first. Why did
you leave home without permission?
[08:25] Chihori
M-Mother, that's...
[08:28] Mother
Why did you settle down way out here
in the sticks? Answer me, Chihori!
[08:32] Chihori
It's because...
[08:33] Chihori
If I tell her I came all the way
here just to eat Hokkaido cuisine,
[08:36] Chihori
it's guaranteed she'll get mad.
[08:38] Chihori
I'll have to bluff my way through
with a convincing excuse.
[08:40] Chihori
I am on a mission, Mother!
[08:43] Chihori
It's a very secret, very important mission!
[08:46] Mother
Hmph. Either way, that isn't a good enough
reason to up and run away from home.
[08:50] Mother
Don't you understand? You're in line
to take over the family business!
[08:55] Chihori
I know that, but...
[08:57] Mother
Return home right now!
[08:59] Chihori
But...
[09:00] Mother
This is an order. Go home!
[09:03] Chihori
I don't want to! I am not going home!
I absolutely will not go!
[09:08] Mother
I've never liked this place, you know.
[09:11] Mother
The environment is polluted, and there
are far too many life forms.
[09:15] Mother
I don't think this is the
right place for you at all.
[09:18] Chihori
Then you are wrong!
[09:20] Mother
The one and only thing
I appreciate about this place is...
SIGN A Dog of... Hula Dance?
[09:22] Mother
Its storytelling!
[09:24] Mother
In the climax, the dog uses the last of his
strength to successfully do the hula dance.
[09:30] Mother
He and his master, the boy,
then ascend to heaven.
[09:35] Mother
It's such a moving scene!
[09:37] Mother
I cry every time!
[09:38] Chihori
Please don't cry, Mother!
[09:40] Chihori
That's right! Mother has a
weakness for tearjerkers.
[09:43] Chihori
In that case...
[09:44] Chihori
Mother!
[09:46] Chihori
The humans here very deeply
value compassion and justice.
[09:50] Chihori
Their everyday lives are
overflowing with stories
[09:53] Chihori
so touching, they almost feel like fiction!
[09:55] Chihori
I believe
[09:56] Chihori
that interacting with humans, who live
a powerfully moving day-to-day existence,
[10:02] Chihori
is my mission in life!
[10:04] Chihori
And that is why I absolutely
cannot return home yet!
[10:12] Mother
Like what?
[10:14] Chihori
Huh?
[10:14] Mother
You said they're overflowing with
touching stories, didn't you?
[10:18] Mother
In that case, I want you to tell
me exactly what those stories are.
[10:22] Chihori
Well, that's...
[10:23] Mother
You won't tell me?
[10:24] Chihori
If I don't make it through this,
I really will get sent back home.
[10:28] Chihori
I'll never be able to come back here.
[10:31] Chihori
And I'll never see...
[10:36] Chihori
I will! I'll tell you!
[10:39] Mother
Oh! The upside-down glasses
of determination!
[10:41] Chihori
I'll tell you countless touching
stories about the humans I'm with!
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:51] Chihori
This is a story about my friend Yuina.
[10:54] Chihori
An ill young girl lived next door to her.
[10:59] Chihori
Her illness got worse by the day,
and eventually she needed surgery.
[11:04] Chihori
But the girl was afraid
of undergoing surgery.
[11:09] Mother
Oh?
[11:10] Chihori
So Yuina decided to make
a deal with the girl.
[11:15] Chihori
"If I hit a home run in tomorrow's baseball
game, will you agree to the surgery?"
[11:20] Chihori
The girl nodded, and the two
made a pinkie promise.
[11:26] Mother
And then? What happened next?
[11:28] Chihori
The day of the game,
SIGN Star
SIGN Hatakeyama University
Wada Paints
Hojo Restaurant
SIGN 9th Bottom
SIGN Strikeouts: 1
SIGN Yamaguchi
SIGN Starting
SIGN ERA
SIGN Strikeouts
SIGN Yuina
SIGN Batting
SIGN Avg.
SIGN Hits
SIGN RBI
SIGN Home Run
[11:37] Yuina & Girl
Yes!
[11:38] Chihori
As promised, Yuina hit a home run, and the
girl underwent a successful surgery.
[11:44] Yuina
If she saw me trying my best,
it might give her some courage, too.
[11:48] Yuina
That's what I thought.
[11:49] Yuina
It's not really my thing, so I wasn't sure
I could do it, but I pulled it off.
[11:55] Yuina
My bond of friendship with her gave
me the strength to do it! I'm sure!
[12:02] Chihori
Mother!
[12:03] Mother
What a nice story!
[12:04] Mother
It's such a perfectly corny trope, there's no
room for complaint! Such a nice story!
[12:08] Chihori
I know, right?
[12:10] Mother
However, that alone isn't
a good enough reason
[12:12] Mother
to deepen your relationship
with these humans.
[12:14] Chihori
Of course, there are others!
[12:16] Mother
What?
[12:17] Chihori
This is a story about another friend, Mone.
[12:22] Chihori
One day, Mone found a lost
pet by the riverside.
[12:25] Chihori
She thought that it must
have been abandoned,
[12:27] Chihori
so she decided to take the little
guy home and raise him herself.
[12:32] Chihori
Day after day, Mone did everything she could
to take care of him and help him grow.
[12:37] Chihori
But several weeks later, Mone ran
into the pet's original owner.
[12:44] Chihori
She said to Mone, "Please return my pet."
[12:48] Mother
H-How selfish!
[12:50] Chihori
The original owner was a little girl.
[12:53] Chihori
She had taken good care of her pet,
but her mother accidentally threw it out.
[12:57] Chihori
When Mone heard that, she decided to return
the precious little guy to its real owner.
[13:04] Mone
Here.
[13:11] Girl
Bye-bye!
[13:15] Mone
Of course I didn't want to
let him go, but you know,
[13:18] Mone
when I saw how sad the girl was,
I couldn't keep him.
[13:22] Mone
But it's fine.
[13:24] Mone
After raising the little guy,
[13:26] Mone
I still feel a bond connecting us.
[13:31] Mother
What a lovely story! It's so predictable,
it hits me right in the heart.
[13:35] Mother
Is this what your humans are like?
[13:37] Chihori
I have plenty more!
[13:38] Mother
Are you serious?
[13:39] Chihori
Kana-chan went to the supermarket
and waited for the employees
[13:43] Chihori
to put end-of-day discount stickers
on the things she wanted.
[13:45] Kana
I waited for, like, three hours,
but they just wouldn't mark them down.
[13:50] Kana
So I decided to try something else.
[13:53] Kana
I tracked down the lady who does the
stickers and started stalking her.
[13:57] Kana
Eventually the lady said, "Okay,
I give up," and put the stickers on.
[14:02] Kana
That's when I knew the lady
and I had a special bond.
[14:07] Chihori
There's more!
[14:08] Hina
I didn't want to get my hopes up,
since it was Ibaraki,
[14:11] Hina
but then I found that trending soap
opera on a local Ibaraki channel.
[14:16] Hina
There must have been a bond connecting us.
[14:19] Chihori
Even more!
[14:20] Yomogi
I forgot to add the octopus,
but they all sold anyway!
[14:23] Yomogi
Thanks to the bonds of friendship.
[14:24] Saeka
We had a financial bond.
[14:26] Yuzu
It was like we had a kind of bond.
[14:28] Miyu
A sticky, stringy bond.
[14:30] Chitose
Literally bonded.
[14:31] Yayoi
After that, we had a special bond.
[14:33] Mother
Oh my god, that's enough!
[14:36] Mother
This is so emotionally draining,
I'm going to dehydrate!
[14:38] Chihori
Do you see now?
[14:40] Chihori
This is the special kind of
radiance that humans have.
[14:44] Mother
At first I foolishly thought you were
just throwing the word "bond" in there
[14:47] Mother
to make meaningless stories
seem meaningful!
[14:50] Mother
Hmm... It's a bad habit of mine.
[14:53] Mother
It seems I underestimated
the potential of these humans.
[14:57] Mother
I must admit that there would be value in
deepening our relationship with them.
[15:01] Chihori
Then...!
[15:02] Mother
However, whether or not they
accept you is a different issue.
[15:06] Chihori
Huh?
[15:07] Mother
You haven't told them, have you?
That you're an outsider.
[15:11] Chihori
Tell them that?!
[15:13] Mother
I've witnessed so much discrimination
based on birth place or skin color.
[15:18] Mother
At times, it has even led to bloodshed.
[15:22] Mother
There is still a very thick wall between
you and the humans of this land.
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[15:27] Mother
You'll never be able to overco—
[15:29] Chihori
You can't say that!
[15:30] Chihori
I've never felt a wall between us!
[15:32] Chihori
Seafood bowls, crabs,
and melons are all delicious!
[15:35] Chihori
They're delicious, no matter who eats them!
[15:37] Chihori
The time I've spent with my friends here
has been the best time of my life!
[15:43] Chihori
I believe in them!
[15:44] Chihori
We're connected by friendship,
and no wall could ever separate us!
[15:52] Mother
You're determined. I'll give you that.
[15:56] Chihori
Fine! I'll tell them. All of them.
[15:58] Chihori
I'll come out to them as an alien!
[16:05] Chihori
Ah, I'm so nervous.
[16:07] Chihori
"Hey, I'm a space alien!"
[16:09] Chihori
I bet Yuina and Mone would be
really surprised to hear that.
[16:13] Yuina & Mone
What?!
[16:15] Chihori
They'll be so surprised,
their jaws will drop.
[16:18] Chihori
But it'll be okay because...
[16:22] Chihori
We're friends!
[16:23] Yuina
Oh, Chihori. You're late.
[16:26] Mone
If you're too slow, we'll start without you.
[16:28] Mone
But look. It won't light up.
[16:31] Chihori
Yuina, Mone, I have to tell you something.
[16:34] Yuina
Why so serious all of a sudden?
[16:36] Chihori
Everyone, listen up.
[16:38] Hikari
Listen up, everyone. I have
an important announcement.
[16:41] Hikari
I'm actually... from the future!
[16:46] Chihori
What?!
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[16:49] (Flashback) Mako
Look! Look!
[16:51] (Flashback) Saeka
Oh? What's this?
[16:52] (Flashback) Mako
My followers online made
a promo video about us.
[16:56] (Flashback) Mako
They took a serious look at our
profiles and qualifying skits,
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Place Influencer
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Tea Girl, Buying
Out the World
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Candy Princess
[16:58] (Flashback) Mako
and summarized our different
characteristics.
[17:01] (Flashback) Hikari
We look like real entertainers!
[17:02] (Flashback) Mako
Takako-so has gotten a ton of attention
since that documentary, too.
[17:06] (Flashback) Mako
Don't you think it's cool? Saeka's, too.
[17:10] (Flashback) Saeka
"The Enchanting Tea Girl,
Buying Out the World"?
[17:13] (Flashback) Hikari
That sounds like you.
[17:14] (Flashback) Saeka
It calls you the "Out-of-Place Influencer."
[17:18] (Flashback) Mako
I g-guess that makes sense.
[17:21] (Flashback) Saeka
And Hikari, the "Japanese Candy Princess."
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[17:25] (Flashback) Mako
Isn't yours a little weak?
[17:27] (Flashback) Saeka
You're right.
[17:28] (Flashback) Saeka
Like they ran out of ideas, or only
spent two seconds thinking about it.
[17:32] (Flashback) Hikari
Definitely.
[17:33] (Flashback) Mako
Don't just agree! Do you
know what this means?
[17:36] (Flashback) Mako
It means you lack character!
[17:38] (Flashback) Saeka
Lacking character... That is
a significant problem.
[17:42] (Flashback) Hikari
Is it?
[17:43] (Flashback) Mako
If we don't do something about it,
you'll become the odd one out.
[17:46] (Flashback) Saeka
That would be terrible.
[17:48] (Flashback) Hikari
Would it?
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[17:49] (Flashback) Hikari
And so they said I should talk with the other
"weak characters" and try to find a solution.
[17:55] (Flashback) Hikari
Hey, what do you think?
[17:57] (Flashback) Hikari
Personally, I don't agree, but you know...
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[18:00] (Flashback) Chihori
Sorry! Gotta go!
[18:02] (Flashback) Hikari
Huh? Chihori-chan?
[18:04] (Flashback) Saeka
She up and left.
[18:06] (Flashback) Mako
Now she's the oddest odd one out.
[18:10] (Flashback) Hikari
But what can I do about my character?
[18:11] (Flashback) Saeka
There's no other choice.
You'll have to start studying, Hikari.
[18:15] (Flashback) Mako
Studying?
[18:16] (Flashback) Saeka
There's an Akashic Records Research
Club at my father's company.
[18:21] (Flashback) Saeka
We can ask them for help.
[18:23] (Flashback) Hikari
What kind of club is that?
[18:24] (Flashback) Mako
You mean, ask them to help
Hikari develop a character?
[18:26] (Flashback) Saeka
Yes. The Akashic records are supposed to be
[18:29] (Flashback) Saeka
where all past and future
events have been documented.
[18:32] (Flashback) Saeka
With their help, you should
be able to develop
[18:35] (Flashback) Saeka
a character as a time traveler.
[18:38] Hikari
I'm from the future!
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[18:39] Hikari
So I know everything that
will happen in the future!
[18:43] Girls
Huh?
[18:44] Yomogi
The future?
[18:45] Yuzu
Wow!
[18:46] Chihori
H-Hey, I'm actually a space alien, you know.
[18:49] Mone
Save your bit for later.
[18:51] Mone
A time traveler? Cool!
[18:53] Chihori
But this isn't a bit...
[18:55] Yuina
Do you know everything?
[18:56] Chihori
Um, I'm literally a space alien!
[18:59] Mone
Yeah, whatever. Later.
[19:02] Miyu
Time travelers are so cool!
[19:04] Miyu
So do you know what'll happen to Ibaraki?
[19:06] Hikari
In 3,000 years, Ibaraki will
become a sovereign nation.
[19:09] Miyu
Ooh!
[19:09] Misao
No way!
[19:10] Yayoi
Hey, what will okonomiyaki
be like in the future?
[19:13] Hikari
It'll have octopus inside.
[19:14] Yomogi
That doesn't count.
[19:16] Kana
Oh, does that mean you know who'll
win the Teppen Grand Prix too?
[19:20] Hikari
Sorry, civilization was destroyed once,
and that part of the history was lost.
[19:24] Chitose
But that's the most important part!
[19:26] Seiji
All right, who did this?!
[19:28] Seiji
Who dug this hole in the lawn?
[19:30] Yayoi
Okay, then do you know what color
apron the manager is wearing today?
[19:34] Hikari
Today, it's pink!
[19:36] All
Let's check!
[19:38] All
Huh?
[19:40] Yomogi
Rainbow!
[19:43] Hikari
I guess this time traveler
character has its limits.
[19:45] Saeka
It seems so.
[19:47] Saeka
The Akashic Records Research Club
notebook also seems to lack credibility.
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[19:52] Yayoi
Huh? So it was all a lie?
[19:54] Hikari
Sorry, I wanted to add to my character.
[19:57] Kana
Aw, shucks.
[19:58] Miyu
Character, huh?
[19:59] Hina
I knew it'd be something like that.
[20:01] Chihori
Um, hey!
[20:03] Chihori
I am actually a space alien!
[20:09] Chihori
I'm... from space.
[20:11] Mone
Fine, fine, enough character bits.
[20:13] Mone
This isn't the time for a silly setup.
[20:15] Chihori
Oh, why not?! Come on!
[20:24] Mone
Oh. It lit up.
[20:25] Mother
Oh! Is that...?
[20:27] Mother
It must be! The universally recognized...
[20:31] Mother
Light of Friendship!
[20:34] Chihori
We shouldn't fight! Let's all be friends.
[20:38] Chihori
Here, as a sign of trust.
[20:40] Yuina
I, Jupitris Naru-Naru Neiji Yuina,
hereby make a pledge of peace.
[20:43] Mone
Wide open!
[20:46] Chihori
Galactic war has begun! But whatever.
[20:49] All three
Thank you very much!
[20:52] Yomogi
They're always all over the place.
[20:54] Yayoi
They don't have a tsukkomi
to keep them in line.
[20:59] Chihori
Are you sure it's all right?
[21:01] Mother
Yes, now that I've seen that light.
[21:04] Chihori
Oh, okay.
[21:05] Mother
It's decided now, so do all you can to
succeed in your efforts on this planet.
[21:09] Chihori
Yeah. You should visit
in person sometime, Mother.
[21:13] Chihori
I really think you'd start
to like this planet.
[21:16] Mother
I'll think about it.
[21:17] Chihori
By the way, what will you
do with that avatar?
[21:20] Mother
Don't worry. It will
automatically self-destruct.
[21:32] Mother
The avatar is taken care of.
All ships, return to base.
[21:37] Subordinate
But... are you sure?
[21:39] Mother
Yes. We can't annihilate
my daughter's friends.
[21:44] Subordinate
Very well. All ships, cease invasion!
[21:53] Chihori
See you, Mother.
[21:55] Yuina
Chihori, what are you looking at?
[21:57] Mone
Huh? Is that...
[21:59] Yuina
A UFO?
[22:00] Yuina
No way!
[22:01] Mone
It can't be.
[22:03] Chihori
I know, right?
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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