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E9 - The Adamski Chapter

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[00:02] All three
    Hello!
[00:03] Chihori
    We've come a long way to Earth.
[00:05] Mone
    We are...
[00:07] All three
    ...the Invaders!
[00:09] Yuina
    My name is Jupitris Naru-Naru Neiji Yuina.
[00:11] Yuina
    Planet Earth is being targeted.
[00:13] Mone
    I won't let that happen!
[00:14] Mone
    As protector of the Earth,
[00:16] Mone
    I will take my crab extract-filled beam saber
     and smash your evil ambitions to bits!
[00:20] Chihori
    Actually, Venusians find
    crustaceans revolting.
[00:23] Yuina
    I only came to warn you, but figured
    I might as well invade while I'm at it.
[00:28] Chihori
    Now you're going to invade?
[00:30] Chihori
    I would have expected that from a Plutonian!
[00:33] Hikari
    Hey, what do you think?
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Takoyaki
[00:35] Hikari
    Personally, I don't agree,
    but you know Saeka and Mako.
[00:40] Hikari
    It's not like I can just
    pull one out of a hat.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    I have arrived.
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Takoyaki
[00:43] Chihori
    Sorry! Gotta go!
[00:44] Hikari
    Huh? Chihori-chan?
[00:58] Mother
    It's nice to see you, Chihori.
[01:03] Chihori
    Mother!
[01:05] [SONG] all
    Yeah!
[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi
    So, what's comedy?
[01:06] [SONG] Yayoi
    Yo!
[01:06] [SONG] Yuzu
    Tough question, for me
[01:08] [SONG] Yayoi
    What could it be?
    It's too far out to see!
[01:09] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
    Be! See!
[01:10] [SONG] Yomogi
    Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[01:10] [SONG] Yayoi
    Ye ye, in the zone!
[01:12] [SONG] Yuzu
    We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[01:12] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
    God! Horizon!
[01:14] [SONG] Kana
    Wanna see us split into bunshin
[01:14] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Yeah!
[01:15] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Bullets!
[01:15] [SONG] Kana
    And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[01:17] [SONG] Kana
    Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[01:18] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Nin-nin!
[01:18] [SONG] Saeka
    High society, celebrity
[01:18] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    High! Celebrity!
[01:20] [SONG] Saeka
    The cleanest jokes are our priority
[01:21] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    Priority!
[01:22] [SONG] Miyu
    Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[01:23] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Yeah!
[01:24] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Ah! Ah!
[01:25] [SONG] Miyu
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[01:25] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:27] [SONG] Yuina
    We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:28] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Ah Invaders
[01:29] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    That should tell you all you need to know
[01:30] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Need to know!
[01:31] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Yeah!
[01:31] [SONG] Yuzu
    Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:31] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Wai-Wai!
[01:32] [SONG] Yomogi
    Heat up the timeline!
[01:32] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Timeline!
[01:33] [SONG] Yayoi
    Scramble for the win,
    we won't give up our pride
[01:35] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Pride!
[01:35] [SONG] Yomogi
    Found a new line
[01:36] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:36] [SONG] Yuzu
    Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:37] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:37] [SONG] Yayoi
    Who's on top then?
[01:39] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:39] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Take it to the top
[01:41] [SONG] all call
    Doin' it for real!
[01:41] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
    We'll show you, giving everything
     we got, oh yeah
[01:43] [SONG] all call
    Oh yeah
[01:44] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
    Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:44] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:46] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Running straight ahead
[01:46] [SONG] all call
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:48] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    Take it to the top
[01:48] [SONG] all call
    Yeah that's right!
[01:50] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    It's show
[01:51] [SONG] Yomogi
    Don't slow down to hear them
     call you funny, not a day
[01:53] [SONG] Yuzu
    You'll never reach the top that way
[01:53] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:55] [SONG] Yayoi
    You know it's true, what we say
[01:57] [SONG] all call
    Hey!
[01:58] [SONG] all sing
    But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[02:01] [SONG] all call
    Yeah! Yeah!
[02:04] [SONG] all sing
    That's not why we're here
    It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[02:07] [SONG] all call
    All that
[02:08] [SONG] all sing
    We want to get
[02:08] [SONG] all call
    We want to get, yeah!
[02:11] [SONG] all sing
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[02:11] [SONG] all call
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[02:16] [SONG] all sing
    Yeah if we are the ones
    that are making you laugh
[02:16] [SONG] all call
    Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[02:21] [SONG] all sing
    We gotta go so hard it'll really,
     really give us that, you know?
[02:25] [SONG] all sing
    Top of the laugh
[02:25] [SONG] all call
    Top of the laugh Yeah!
[02:28] [SONG] all sing
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
    We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:28] [SONG] all call
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
     oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:33] [SONG] Yayoi
    Aw yeah!
SIGN    The Adamski Chapter
[03:00] Chihori
    I left home and came here
    exactly one year ago.
[03:05] Chihori
    Even though we kept finding
    fliers in space debris,
SIGN    Hokkaido Food Fair
SIGN    All-You-Can-Eat Crab
SIGN    Exquisite Wire-Grilled Scallops
[03:08] Chihori
    the Hokkaido Food Fair never made it
    to where I live for some reason.
[03:12] Chihori
    In order to taste the authentic ingredients,
[03:15] Chihori
    I realized,
[03:16] Chihori
    I'll just have to go there myself!
SIGN    Hokkaidiner
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Hokkaidiner
[03:25] TV Comedian
    Wow!
[03:26] TV Comedian
    Doin' or don't?
[03:28] TV Comedian
    Ya doin' doin'?
[03:30] TV Comedian
    Ya don't don't don't?
[03:31] (Flashback) Waiter
    Here you go.
[03:32] TV Comedian
    Doin' doin' doin' doin'!
[03:33] (Flashback) Chihori
    Wow!
[03:35] Chihori
    Finally, the blue planet's treasure chest!
[03:36] TV Comedian
    Ya don't?
[03:39] (Flashback) Chihori
    Wow! It has legs just like my pet on Mars!
[03:42] Chihori
    Hokkaido's cuisine was all delicious.
[03:45] (Flashback) Chihori
    Wow! The fruit's flesh is the
    color of a Venusian lake!
[03:49] Chihori
    It was delicious.
[03:51] (Flashback) Chihori
    Wow! It looks like the
    insects in Jupiter space!
[03:54] Chihori
    This is too good!
[03:55] Chihori
    It was so delicious!
[03:57] (Flashback) Teacher
    Hokuto Chihori?
[03:59] (Flashback) Chihori
    Present!
[04:00] Chihori
    Before I knew it, I'd started living here.
[04:01] Teacher
    You don't have to stand up.
[04:03] (Flashback) Chihori
    Present!
SIGN    Hokkaido Gourmet Festival
SIGN    Exquisite! Hokkaido Gourmet Festival
SIGN    Special Seafood Bowl
     A jewel box filled with
     the fruits of the sea

[04:05] (Flashback) Mone
    Sniff, sniff, sniff...
[04:08] (Flashback) Mone
    Sniff, sniff, sniff...
[04:10] (Flashback) Mone
    I smell outer space.
[04:11] (Flashback) Chihori
    Huh?
[04:12] (Flashback) Mone
    You know, you really smell
    like outer space, Hokuto-san.
[04:16] Chihori
    Oh, no! Is my cover blown?
[04:19] Chihori
    If the truth gets out, it'll be a disaster!
[04:23] Chihori
    I might be captured and dissected!
[04:25] Chihori
    But I can't shoot an innocent...
[04:28] (Flashback) Yuina
    Mone, leave her alone.
    You're making her nervous.
[04:31] (Flashback) Yuina
    I'm sorry, Hokuto-san.
[04:33] (Flashback) Mone
    Huh? But I, like, just saw her.
[04:36] (Flashback) Mone
    Hokuto-san was looking at tons
    of space pictures on her phone.
[04:39] Chihori
    I got lonely and started looking at
    pictures of home. Was she spying on me?
[04:43] (Flashback) Mone
    Hey, don't you like space
    stuff too, Hokuto-san?
[04:46] (Flashback) Mone
    Do you like movies more? Or anime?
[04:48] (Flashback) Mone
    I can go either way.
[04:52] (Flashback) Mone
    This is a lighty saber,
    but it's also a beamy saber.
[04:57] (Flashback) Chihori
    U-Um...
[04:58] (Flashback) Mone
    I always wanted to summon a real alien
    to watch space movies and anime with me,
[05:03] (Flashback) Mone
    so we could debate which was
    the best. That's my dream.
[05:06] (Flashback) Mone
    Wouldn't that be fun, Hokuto-san?
[05:09] (Flashback) Yuina
    Don't make assumptions about her, Mone!
[05:11] (Flashback) Yuina
    Maybe she's simply interested in
    the planets. Right, Hokuto-san?
[05:14] (Flashback) Chihori
    Huh?
[05:14] (Flashback) Chihori
    I... I... I like both!
[05:19] (Flashback) Chihori
    Stars, planets... I like
    everything about outer space!
[05:22] (Flashback) Chihori
    See? I'm not suspicious at all!
[05:23] (Flashback) Mone
    Oh, she speaks!
[05:25] (Flashback) Yuina
    Let's talk all about our
    favorite planets, okay?
[05:28] Chihori
    Far, far away from home,
    I made some new friends.
[05:32] (Flashback) Girls
    Here!
[05:34] (Flashback) Girls
    Here!
[05:34] (Flashback) Mone
    A lot of kids are starting bands
    for next month's school festival.
[05:38] (Flashback) Mone
    Some from our class, too.
[05:40] (Flashback) Chihori
    Is that right?
[05:41] (Flashback) Yuina
    That sounds fun.
[05:42] (Flashback) Mone
    Oh? Do you wanna start a band?
[05:44] (Flashback) Yuina
    N-No way. I just, um,
[05:47] (Flashback) Yuina
    think it'd be fun to do something together,
    and then be all like, "Let's do this!"
[05:51] (Flashback) Yuina
    That would be great.
[05:52] (Flashback) Mone
    Oh, totally.
[05:53] (Flashback) Mone
    Have some teenage fun.
[05:55] (Flashback) Mone
    We sure aren't being very teenage.
[05:57] (Flashback) Chihori
    We aren't being teenage?
[05:59] (Flashback) Mone
    Nope. Sorry.
[06:01] (Flashback) Chihori
    Well then, let's do something teenage!
[06:03] (Flashback) Chihori
    Something we can do together!
[06:06] (Flashback) Mone
    Like what?
[06:07] (Flashback) Chihori
    Like something!
[06:08] (Flashback) Mone
    So, like, what?
[06:11] (Flashback) Yuina
    Oh.
[06:13] (Flashback) Yuina
    Comedy!
[06:15] (Flashback) Mone & Chihori
    Huh?
[06:16] (Flashback) Yuina
    Wouldn't it be fun to do comedy together?
[06:19] (Flashback) Yuina
    You both like comedy too, right?
[06:22] (Flashback) Cow
    Moo!
[06:24] (Flashback) Yuina
    Okay, so...
[06:26] (Flashback) Yuina
    I saw a salmon passing by
    and decided to grill it!
[06:29] (Flashback) Mone
    You can't grill up someone's pet salmon!
[06:32] (Flashback) Chihori
    Oh, my poor salmon Taro-chan!
[06:35] (Flashback) All three
    Huh?
[06:39] (Flashback) Mone
    Let's take a break.
[06:43] (Flashback) Chihori
    Comedy sure is hard.
[06:46] (Flashback) Yuina
    What are we doing wrong?
[06:48] (Flashback) Mone
    It's totally obvious.
[06:50] (Flashback) Yuina
    What?
[06:50] (Flashback) Mone
    It's character. Character!
[06:52] (Flashback) Mone
    We're not playing stand-out characters.
[06:54] (Flashback) Chihori
    Character, huh?
[06:56] (Flashback) Chihori
    But I doubt it'll work
    if we force some gimmick.
[06:59] (Flashback) Yuina
    It'd be great if we had something
    that came naturally to us.
[07:03] (Flashback) Mone
    We do have one thing!
[07:05] (Flashback) Yuina
    Huh? What?
[07:06] (Flashback) Mone
    It's obvious. Outer space!
[07:09] (Flashback) Chihori
    Huh?
[07:10] (Flashback) Mone
    You two can play alien invaders
     from outer space,
[07:13] (Flashback) Mone
    and I can play the warrior
    of light protecting Earth.
[07:17] (Flashback) Chihori
    Me... an alien?
[07:22] (Flashback) Yuina
    I am a space alien!
[07:23] (Flashback) Yuina
    I've come to invade this planet!
[07:26] (Flashback) Mone
    You won't get away with it! I'll
    drive you out with my potato bomb!
[07:30] (Flashback) Chihori
    Well, potato eyes are Martians' weak point.
[07:34] (Flashback) Mone
    Huh?
[07:35] (Flashback) Yuina
    There's no line like that in the script.
[07:38] Chihori
    Oh no! I blurted out a
    real outer-space fact!
[07:41] (Flashback) Mone
    Chihori!
[07:43] (Flashback) Mone
    That was good!
[07:45] (Flashback) Yuina
    Totally! A space alien who makes
    weird space-alien comebacks
[07:47] (Flashback) Yuina
    from the perspective of a
    space alien! That's new!
[07:50] (Flashback) Mone
    Keep those coming, okay?
[07:52] (Flashback) Mone
    Let your space flag fly!
[07:53] (Flashback) Yuina
    Give us more of your alien gaze, Chihori!
[07:56] (Flashback) Chihori
    Just leave it to me!
[07:58] Mone
    Take this! Light beam!
[07:58] Chihori
    That's how I developed a character that
    would keep my home planet a secret,
[07:59] Chihori
    No, no, that's a laser.
[08:01] Yuina
    That's right! All the way to Iskandaryu
    at the edge of the cosmos!
[08:02] Chihori
    but still let me share
    trivia about outer space.
[08:04] Chihori
    It put me in the perfect position.
[08:04] Chihori
    That's, um, 148,000 light years from here.
[08:08] Mone & Yuina
    No way!
[08:09] Chihori
    The routine we later performed at
    the school festival was a big hit.
[08:14] Chihori
    We gained enough confidence to
    enter the Teppen Grand Prix,
[08:17] Chihori
    and then a lot of other
    things happened, so here we are.
[08:21] Mother
    Answer me one thing first. Why did
    you leave home without permission?
[08:25] Chihori
    M-Mother, that's...
[08:28] Mother
    Why did you settle down way out here
    in the sticks? Answer me, Chihori!
[08:32] Chihori
    It's because...
[08:33] Chihori
    If I tell her I came all the way
    here just to eat Hokkaido cuisine,
[08:36] Chihori
    it's guaranteed she'll get mad.
[08:38] Chihori
    I'll have to bluff my way through
    with a convincing excuse.
[08:40] Chihori
    I am on a mission, Mother!
[08:43] Chihori
    It's a very secret, very important mission!
[08:46] Mother
    Hmph. Either way, that isn't a good enough
    reason to up and run away from home.
[08:50] Mother
    Don't you understand? You're in line
    to take over the family business!
[08:55] Chihori
    I know that, but...
[08:57] Mother
    Return home right now!
[08:59] Chihori
    But...
[09:00] Mother
    This is an order. Go home!
[09:03] Chihori
    I don't want to! I am not going home!
     I absolutely will not go!
[09:08] Mother
    I've never liked this place, you know.
[09:11] Mother
    The environment is polluted, and there
    are far too many life forms.
[09:15] Mother
    I don't think this is the
    right place for you at all.
[09:18] Chihori
    Then you are wrong!
[09:20] Mother
    The one and only thing
    I appreciate about this place is...
SIGN    A Dog of... Hula Dance?
[09:22] Mother
    Its storytelling!
[09:24] Mother
    In the climax, the dog uses the last of his
    strength to successfully do the hula dance.
[09:30] Mother
    He and his master, the boy,
    then ascend to heaven.
[09:35] Mother
    It's such a moving scene!
[09:37] Mother
    I cry every time!
[09:38] Chihori
    Please don't cry, Mother!
[09:40] Chihori
    That's right! Mother has a
    weakness for tearjerkers.
[09:43] Chihori
    In that case...
[09:44] Chihori
    Mother!
[09:46] Chihori
    The humans here very deeply
    value compassion and justice.
[09:50] Chihori
    Their everyday lives are
    overflowing with stories
[09:53] Chihori
    so touching, they almost feel like fiction!
[09:55] Chihori
    I believe
[09:56] Chihori
    that interacting with humans, who live
    a powerfully moving day-to-day existence,
[10:02] Chihori
    is my mission in life!
[10:04] Chihori
    And that is why I absolutely
    cannot return home yet!
[10:12] Mother
    Like what?
[10:14] Chihori
    Huh?
[10:14] Mother
    You said they're overflowing with
    touching stories, didn't you?
[10:18] Mother
    In that case, I want you to tell
    me exactly what those stories are.
[10:22] Chihori
    Well, that's...
[10:23] Mother
    You won't tell me?
[10:24] Chihori
    If I don't make it through this,
    I really will get sent back home.
[10:28] Chihori
    I'll never be able to come back here.
[10:31] Chihori
    And I'll never see...
[10:36] Chihori
    I will! I'll tell you!
[10:39] Mother
    Oh! The upside-down glasses
    of determination!
[10:41] Chihori
    I'll tell you countless touching
    stories about the humans I'm with!
SIGN    Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:51] Chihori
    This is a story about my friend Yuina.
[10:54] Chihori
    An ill young girl lived next door to her.
[10:59] Chihori
    Her illness got worse by the day,
    and eventually she needed surgery.
[11:04] Chihori
    But the girl was afraid
     of undergoing surgery.
[11:09] Mother
    Oh?
[11:10] Chihori
    So Yuina decided to make
    a deal with the girl.
[11:15] Chihori
    "If I hit a home run in tomorrow's baseball
    game, will you agree to the surgery?"
[11:20] Chihori
    The girl nodded, and the two
    made a pinkie promise.
[11:26] Mother
    And then? What happened next?
[11:28] Chihori
    The day of the game,
SIGN    Star
SIGN    Hatakeyama University
    Wada Paints
    
    Hojo Restaurant
SIGN    9th Bottom
SIGN    Strikeouts: 1
SIGN    Yamaguchi
SIGN    Starting
SIGN    ERA
SIGN    Strikeouts
SIGN    Yuina
SIGN    Batting
SIGN    Avg.
SIGN    Hits
SIGN    RBI
SIGN    Home Run
[11:37] Yuina & Girl
    Yes!
[11:38] Chihori
    As promised, Yuina hit a home run, and the
    girl underwent a successful surgery.
[11:44] Yuina
    If she saw me trying my best,
    it might give her some courage, too.
[11:48] Yuina
    That's what I thought.
[11:49] Yuina
    It's not really my thing, so I wasn't sure
    I could do it, but I pulled it off.
[11:55] Yuina
    My bond of friendship with her gave
    me the strength to do it! I'm sure!
[12:02] Chihori
    Mother!
[12:03] Mother
    What a nice story!
[12:04] Mother
    It's such a perfectly corny trope, there's no
     room for complaint! Such a nice story!
[12:08] Chihori
    I know, right?
[12:10] Mother
    However, that alone isn't
    a good enough reason
[12:12] Mother
    to deepen your relationship
    with these humans.
[12:14] Chihori
    Of course, there are others!
[12:16] Mother
    What?
[12:17] Chihori
    This is a story about another friend, Mone.
[12:22] Chihori
    One day, Mone found a lost
    pet by the riverside.
[12:25] Chihori
    She thought that it must
    have been abandoned,
[12:27] Chihori
    so she decided to take the little
    guy home and raise him herself.
[12:32] Chihori
    Day after day, Mone did everything she could
    to take care of him and help him grow.
[12:37] Chihori
    But several weeks later, Mone ran
    into the pet's original owner.
[12:44] Chihori
    She said to Mone, "Please return my pet."
[12:48] Mother
    H-How selfish!
[12:50] Chihori
    The original owner was a little girl.
[12:53] Chihori
    She had taken good care of her pet,
    but her mother accidentally threw it out.
[12:57] Chihori
    When Mone heard that, she decided to return
    the precious little guy to its real owner.
[13:04] Mone
    Here.
[13:11] Girl
    Bye-bye!
[13:15] Mone
    Of course I didn't want to
    let him go, but you know,
[13:18] Mone
    when I saw how sad the girl was,
     I couldn't keep him.
[13:22] Mone
    But it's fine.
[13:24] Mone
    After raising the little guy,
[13:26] Mone
    I still feel a bond connecting us.
[13:31] Mother
    What a lovely story! It's so predictable,
    it hits me right in the heart.
[13:35] Mother
    Is this what your humans are like?
[13:37] Chihori
    I have plenty more!
[13:38] Mother
    Are you serious?
[13:39] Chihori
    Kana-chan went to the supermarket
    and waited for the employees
[13:43] Chihori
    to put end-of-day discount stickers
    on the things she wanted.
[13:45] Kana
    I waited for, like, three hours,
    but they just wouldn't mark them down.
[13:50] Kana
    So I decided to try something else.
[13:53] Kana
    I tracked down the lady who does the
    stickers and started stalking her.
[13:57] Kana
    Eventually the lady said, "Okay,
    I give up," and put the stickers on.
[14:02] Kana
    That's when I knew the lady
    and I had a special bond.
[14:07] Chihori
    There's more!
[14:08] Hina
    I didn't want to get my hopes up,
     since it was Ibaraki,
[14:11] Hina
    but then I found that trending soap
    opera on a local Ibaraki channel.
[14:16] Hina
    There must have been a bond connecting us.
[14:19] Chihori
    Even more!
[14:20] Yomogi
    I forgot to add the octopus,
    but they all sold anyway!
[14:23] Yomogi
    Thanks to the bonds of friendship.
[14:24] Saeka
    We had a financial bond.
[14:26] Yuzu
    It was like we had a kind of bond.
[14:28] Miyu
    A sticky, stringy bond.
[14:30] Chitose
    Literally bonded.
[14:31] Yayoi
    After that, we had a special bond.
[14:33] Mother
    Oh my god, that's enough!
[14:36] Mother
    This is so emotionally draining,
    I'm going to dehydrate!
[14:38] Chihori
    Do you see now?
[14:40] Chihori
    This is the special kind of
    radiance that humans have.
[14:44] Mother
    At first I foolishly thought you were
     just throwing the word "bond" in there
[14:47] Mother
    to make meaningless stories
     seem meaningful!
[14:50] Mother
    Hmm... It's a bad habit of mine.
[14:53] Mother
    It seems I underestimated
    the potential of these humans.
[14:57] Mother
    I must admit that there would be value in
    deepening our relationship with them.
[15:01] Chihori
    Then...!
[15:02] Mother
    However, whether or not they
    accept you is a different issue.
[15:06] Chihori
    Huh?
[15:07] Mother
    You haven't told them, have you?
     That you're an outsider.
[15:11] Chihori
    Tell them that?!
[15:13] Mother
    I've witnessed so much discrimination
    based on birth place or skin color.
[15:18] Mother
    At times, it has even led to bloodshed.
[15:22] Mother
    There is still a very thick wall between
    you and the humans of this land.
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[15:27] Mother
    You'll never be able to overco—
[15:29] Chihori
    You can't say that!
[15:30] Chihori
    I've never felt a wall between us!
[15:32] Chihori
    Seafood bowls, crabs,
    and melons are all delicious!
[15:35] Chihori
    They're delicious, no matter who eats them!
[15:37] Chihori
    The time I've spent with my friends here
    has been the best time of my life!
[15:43] Chihori
    I believe in them!
[15:44] Chihori
    We're connected by friendship,
    and no wall could ever separate us!
[15:52] Mother
    You're determined. I'll give you that.
[15:56] Chihori
    Fine! I'll tell them. All of them.
[15:58] Chihori
    I'll come out to them as an alien!
[16:05] Chihori
    Ah, I'm so nervous.
[16:07] Chihori
    "Hey, I'm a space alien!"
[16:09] Chihori
    I bet Yuina and Mone would be
    really surprised to hear that.
[16:13] Yuina & Mone
    What?!
[16:15] Chihori
    They'll be so surprised,
    their jaws will drop.
[16:18] Chihori
    But it'll be okay because...
[16:22] Chihori
    We're friends!
[16:23] Yuina
    Oh, Chihori. You're late.
[16:26] Mone
    If you're too slow, we'll start without you.
[16:28] Mone
    But look. It won't light up.
[16:31] Chihori
    Yuina, Mone, I have to tell you something.
[16:34] Yuina
    Why so serious all of a sudden?
[16:36] Chihori
    Everyone, listen up.
[16:38] Hikari
    Listen up, everyone. I have
    an important announcement.
[16:41] Hikari
    I'm actually... from the future!
[16:46] Chihori
    What?!
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[16:49] (Flashback) Mako
    Look! Look!
[16:51] (Flashback) Saeka
    Oh? What's this?
[16:52] (Flashback) Mako
    My followers online made
    a promo video about us.
[16:56] (Flashback) Mako
    They took a serious look at our
    profiles and qualifying skits,
SIGN    Special Blog
SIGN    Mako
SIGN    The Out-of-
    Place Influencer
SIGN    Saeka
SIGN    The Enchanting
     Tea Girl, Buying
     Out the World
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Japanese
     Candy Princess
[16:58] (Flashback) Mako
    and summarized our different
    characteristics.
[17:01] (Flashback) Hikari
    We look like real entertainers!
[17:02] (Flashback) Mako
    Takako-so has gotten a ton of attention
    since that documentary, too.
[17:06] (Flashback) Mako
    Don't you think it's cool? Saeka's, too.
[17:10] (Flashback) Saeka
    "The Enchanting Tea Girl,
    Buying Out the World"?
[17:13] (Flashback) Hikari
    That sounds like you.
[17:14] (Flashback) Saeka
    It calls you the "Out-of-Place Influencer."
[17:18] (Flashback) Mako
    I g-guess that makes sense.
[17:21] (Flashback) Saeka
    And Hikari, the "Japanese Candy Princess."
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SIGN    Japanese Candy Princess
[17:25] (Flashback) Mako
    Isn't yours a little weak?
[17:27] (Flashback) Saeka
    You're right.
[17:28] (Flashback) Saeka
    Like they ran out of ideas, or only
    spent two seconds thinking about it.
[17:32] (Flashback) Hikari
    Definitely.
[17:33] (Flashback) Mako
    Don't just agree! Do you
     know what this means?
[17:36] (Flashback) Mako
    It means you lack character!
[17:38] (Flashback) Saeka
    Lacking character... That is
     a significant problem.
[17:42] (Flashback) Hikari
    Is it?
[17:43] (Flashback) Mako
    If we don't do something about it,
    you'll become the odd one out.
[17:46] (Flashback) Saeka
    That would be terrible.
[17:48] (Flashback) Hikari
    Would it?
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SIGN    Chilled Pineapple
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Fancy
[17:49] (Flashback) Hikari
    And so they said I should talk with the other
    "weak characters" and try to find a solution.
[17:55] (Flashback) Hikari
    Hey, what do you think?
[17:57] (Flashback) Hikari
    Personally, I don't agree, but you know...
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Fancy
SIGN    Takoyaki
[18:00] (Flashback) Chihori
    Sorry! Gotta go!
[18:02] (Flashback) Hikari
    Huh? Chihori-chan?
[18:04] (Flashback) Saeka
    She up and left.
[18:06] (Flashback) Mako
    Now she's the oddest odd one out.
[18:10] (Flashback) Hikari
    But what can I do about my character?
[18:11] (Flashback) Saeka
    There's no other choice.
    You'll have to start studying, Hikari.
[18:15] (Flashback) Mako
    Studying?
[18:16] (Flashback) Saeka
    There's an Akashic Records Research
    Club at my father's company.
[18:21] (Flashback) Saeka
    We can ask them for help.
[18:23] (Flashback) Hikari
    What kind of club is that?
[18:24] (Flashback) Mako
    You mean, ask them to help
    Hikari develop a character?
[18:26] (Flashback) Saeka
    Yes. The Akashic records are supposed to be
[18:29] (Flashback) Saeka
    where all past and future
    events have been documented.
[18:32] (Flashback) Saeka
    With their help, you should
    be able to develop
[18:35] (Flashback) Saeka
    a character as a time traveler.
[18:38] Hikari
    I'm from the future!
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[18:39] Hikari
    So I know everything that
    will happen in the future!
[18:43] Girls
    Huh?
[18:44] Yomogi
    The future?
[18:45] Yuzu
    Wow!
[18:46] Chihori
    H-Hey, I'm actually a space alien, you know.
[18:49] Mone
    Save your bit for later.
[18:51] Mone
    A time traveler? Cool!
[18:53] Chihori
    But this isn't a bit...
[18:55] Yuina
    Do you know everything?
[18:56] Chihori
    Um, I'm literally a space alien!
[18:59] Mone
    Yeah, whatever. Later.
[19:02] Miyu
    Time travelers are so cool!
[19:04] Miyu
    So do you know what'll happen to Ibaraki?
[19:06] Hikari
    In 3,000 years, Ibaraki will
    become a sovereign nation.
[19:09] Miyu
    Ooh!
[19:09] Misao
    No way!
[19:10] Yayoi
    Hey, what will okonomiyaki
    be like in the future?
[19:13] Hikari
    It'll have octopus inside.
[19:14] Yomogi
    That doesn't count.
[19:16] Kana
    Oh, does that mean you know who'll
    win the Teppen Grand Prix too?
[19:20] Hikari
    Sorry, civilization was destroyed once,
    and that part of the history was lost.
[19:24] Chitose
    But that's the most important part!
[19:26] Seiji
    All right, who did this?!
[19:28] Seiji
    Who dug this hole in the lawn?
[19:30] Yayoi
    Okay, then do you know what color
    apron the manager is wearing today?
[19:34] Hikari
    Today, it's pink!
[19:36] All
    Let's check!
[19:38] All
    Huh?
[19:40] Yomogi
    Rainbow!
[19:43] Hikari
    I guess this time traveler
    character has its limits.
[19:45] Saeka
    It seems so.
[19:47] Saeka
    The Akashic Records Research Club
    notebook also seems to lack credibility.
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[19:52] Yayoi
    Huh? So it was all a lie?
[19:54] Hikari
    Sorry, I wanted to add to my character.
[19:57] Kana
    Aw, shucks.
[19:58] Miyu
    Character, huh?
[19:59] Hina
    I knew it'd be something like that.
[20:01] Chihori
    Um, hey!
[20:03] Chihori
    I am actually a space alien!
[20:09] Chihori
    I'm... from space.
[20:11] Mone
    Fine, fine, enough character bits.
[20:13] Mone
    This isn't the time for a silly setup.
[20:15] Chihori
    Oh, why not?! Come on!
[20:24] Mone
    Oh. It lit up.
[20:25] Mother
    Oh! Is that...?
[20:27] Mother
    It must be! The universally recognized...
[20:31] Mother
    Light of Friendship!
[20:34] Chihori
    We shouldn't fight! Let's all be friends.
[20:38] Chihori
    Here, as a sign of trust.
[20:40] Yuina
    I, Jupitris Naru-Naru Neiji Yuina,
     hereby make a pledge of peace.
[20:43] Mone
    Wide open!
[20:46] Chihori
    Galactic war has begun! But whatever.
[20:49] All three
    Thank you very much!
[20:52] Yomogi
    They're always all over the place.
[20:54] Yayoi
    They don't have a tsukkomi
    to keep them in line.
[20:59] Chihori
    Are you sure it's all right?
[21:01] Mother
    Yes, now that I've seen that light.
[21:04] Chihori
    Oh, okay.
[21:05] Mother
    It's decided now, so do all you can to
    succeed in your efforts on this planet.
[21:09] Chihori
    Yeah. You should visit
    in person sometime, Mother.
[21:13] Chihori
    I really think you'd start
     to like this planet.
[21:16] Mother
    I'll think about it.
[21:17] Chihori
    By the way, what will you
    do with that avatar?
[21:20] Mother
    Don't worry. It will
    automatically self-destruct.
[21:32] Mother
    The avatar is taken care of.
    All ships, return to base.
[21:37] Subordinate
    But... are you sure?
[21:39] Mother
    Yes. We can't annihilate
    my daughter's friends.
[21:44] Subordinate
    Very well. All ships, cease invasion!
[21:53] Chihori
    See you, Mother.
[21:55] Yuina
    Chihori, what are you looking at?
[21:57] Mone
    Huh? Is that...
[21:59] Yuina
    A UFO?
[22:00] Yuina
    No way!
[22:01] Mone
    It can't be.
[22:03] Chihori
    I know, right?
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
    Go! We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
    Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
    on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
    We've just got four minutes, but we
    hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
    Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
    didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
    We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
    Here at home with you, in your living room,
     we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
    We've all dreamed to see if we could be
    on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
    It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
    If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
    so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
    We'll hit it big if we
    keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
    We never knew that life
    could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
    and now that we're going, you know
    there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
    We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
    All of our searching, all of our
    training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
    But to us now, those memories
    will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
    All of the tears, all of the pain,
    rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
    We want to laugh it all away with you,
    right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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