E7 - The Mail-Order Chapter
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[00:01] Miyu
Hi, everyone! We're Akudare Kingdom!
[00:04] Miyu
Love saves Ibaraki!
[00:05] Misao
You're aiming too low!
[00:07] Misao
Love should save the whole planet!
[00:09] Miyu
Hey, hey, Ibaraki is practically
synonymous with onsen, right?
[00:12] Hina
Ibaraki isn't known for onsen at all.
[00:15] Hina
Ibaraki is only famous
for natto and hoodlums.
[00:17] Misao
Hoodlums aren't a local specialty!
[00:19] Misao
Ibaraki might not have a reputation for it,
[00:22] Misao
but Oarai has tons of nice onsen.
[00:25] Hina
But don't you think onsen
are kind of creepy?
[00:28] Misao
No way! Not at all.
[00:30] Misao
It's always fun and games at the onsen.
[00:34] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[00:34] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[00:35] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[00:36] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[00:37] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[00:38] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[00:39] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:39] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[00:41] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[00:41] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[00:43] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[00:43] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[00:44] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[00:44] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[00:46] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[00:47] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[00:47] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[00:47] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[00:49] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[00:50] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[00:52] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[00:52] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[00:53] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[00:54] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[00:54] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[00:56] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[00:57] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[00:58] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[00:59] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[01:00] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[01:00] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:00] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[01:01] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[01:01] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[01:02] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[01:05] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:05] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:07] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:07] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:08] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[01:10] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[01:11] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[01:12] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[01:13] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:13] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:15] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[01:15] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:17] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[01:17] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[01:19] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[01:20] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[01:22] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[01:22] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:24] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[01:26] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[01:27] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:30] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[01:33] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:36] [SONG] all call
All that
[01:37] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[01:37] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[01:40] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:40] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:45] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[01:45] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[01:50] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[01:54] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[01:54] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[01:57] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[01:57] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:02] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
[02:04] Seiji
I can tell you've all been
slacking off recently.
SIGN The Mail-Order Chapter
[02:07] Seiji
Did you forget you're still in the middle
of the qualifier for the Teppen Grand Prix?
[02:11] Seiji
We can't have that!
[02:13] Seiji
You need to aim for the top, so I'll help
you get your minds and bodies back in shape.
[02:18] Seiji
While I'm repairing Takako-so,
you're going to a mandatory training camp.
[02:22] Seiji
I've got the perfect place for you.
[02:24] Seiji
It's an old inn owned by the Teppen Grand
Prix Committee that isn't being used now.
[02:29] Seiji
And it's called...
[02:33] Miyu
Is this it?
SIGN Do'em Inn
[02:36] Barbra
Took you long enough.
[02:38] Barbra
Welcome to Do'em Inn.
[02:43] Chitose
"Do'em Inn"? After "Takako-so"?
[02:46] Chitose
What's with all the bad jokes?
[02:48] Barbra
You must never lose your sense of humor.
[02:51] Barbra
That is the policy of the
Teppen Grand Prix Committee.
[02:54] Yayoi
Are you a committee member too, Granny?
[02:57] Barbra
That's right. I'm Hotei Barbra.
[02:59] Barbra
Just call me Barbra.
[03:01] Yomogi
What an unusual name.
[03:02] Barbra
I used to work in a hair salon.
[03:05] Chitose
Your name is Barbera?!
[03:06] Barbra
We're very proud of our outdoor bath here.
[03:09] Barbra
We're far from the hustle and bustle of
the city, so please relax and enjoy.
SIGN Bean Room
[03:18] Takada
Yeah!
SIGN You Gotta Buy It
[03:18] Takada
Once again, we're bringing you unusual
products you won't find anywhere else!
[03:23] Hina
What's wrong, Misao?
[03:25] Misao
It feels like someone's watching me.
[03:27] Misao
It's like a cold draft or a chill up the spine.
[03:31] Misao
I mean, isn't this inn
just a little too creepy?
[03:34] Misao
It might even be haunted!
SIGN Shriek
[03:37] Hina
Misao, I didn't know you
were such a chicken.
[03:39] Misao
Huh? The heck I am!
SIGN Mirin
SIGN Salt
[03:42] Misao
I'll take out all the ghosts
with salt and mirin!
[03:45] Misao
I ain't scared at all! Why would
I be scared of anything?!
[03:46] Hina
Huh. So Misao's a chicken?
[03:49] Hina
That's unexpected.
[03:50] Hina
Right, Miyu?
[03:53] Hina
Miyu?
[03:54] Miyu
Har har! Hilarious!
[03:56] Miyu
This is the funniest manga I've ever read!
[03:59] Hina
I didn't expect that either.
[04:00] Hina
I thought you were only interested
in Mito Komon Neo, Miyu.
[04:03] Miyu
That ain't true!
[04:04] Miyu
But this one's a classic!
[04:06] Miyu
It's an official spinoff of Mito Komon Neo.
SIGN m 142 57 l 175 50 189 137 172 152 157 145
SIGN Ooo-
ooh!
SIGN m 462 196 l 510 185 535 321 500 337 485 323
SIGN Ko-
mon
Kick!
SIGN Pow
[04:09] Miyu
Detective Komon!
[04:11] Hina
Detective... Komon?
[04:13] Miyu
Yeah. Komon-sama got run over
by a cow and croaked,
[04:16] Miyu
but was reincarnated in the modern day,
[04:18] Miyu
and now goes after evil magistrate
types and totally beats them up!
[04:20] Hina
And you think that's funny?
[04:25] Misao
A piano?
[04:26] Miyu
Oh, yeah. It sure sounds pretty.
[04:30] Hina
But isn't that... a little weird?
[04:34] Yayoi
Wow!
[04:36] Yayoi
Looks delicious!
[04:37] Barbra
How are you liking the inn?
[04:39] Barbra
Are you enjoying yourselves?
[04:40] Kana
Definitely! The scenery is great,
[04:42] Kana
there's an outdoor bath,
and the food looks delicious!
[04:45] Kana
We've got no complaints!
[04:46] Hikari
The piano performance was nice, too.
[04:48] Chitose
The song really added to the mood.
[04:52] Barbra
Piano?
[04:54] Yuzu
What's wrong, Barbra-san?
[04:56] Barbra
I-It's nothing.
[04:59] Barbra
Sorry about this. I'll clean it up.
[05:04] Yuzu
I wonder what's wrong.
[05:06] Yayoi
Is she pianophobic?
[05:07] Misao
I told you, something's not right.
[05:11] Yayoi
Aah!
[05:12] Yomogi
What is it this time?
[05:14] Kana
The piano. It's a piano recital in the dark!
[05:17] Mone
Or is it space? Are we adrift
in the vastness of space?
[05:21] Miyu
I bet we were swallowed up by a monkfish!
[05:24] Yayoi
Oh! Sashimi tastes so good in the dark.
[05:26] Chitose
You're all too random!
[05:30] Iroha
Oh. It's back on.
[05:32] Misao
But what happened?
[05:34] Yuina
What's that?
[05:41] Miyu
Um...
[05:43] Miyu
"If you crack a smile with all
your crooked, blackened teeth,
[05:45] Miyu
your legs will point into the air,
and you'll fall fast asleep."
[05:48] Mako
What does it mean?
SIGN Pon poro poro rin pon poro ri... dance around... If you crack a smile with all those crooked, blackened teeth, your legs will point into the air, and you'll fall fast... Hey yo! Into the sky you blow a kiss, worry 'bout all the things you miss. Your head is pushing its limits, hard-working like the field crickets. Gotta work, improve your role. You can't just try to run away. Over there, you see that hole? You'll fall in if you go that way. What, don't you see? Modern life is too crazy. Written all bloody, a curse in calligraphy. Ronin ronin ronin ronin. Breaking all your heart. Fly away, pigeon... Ronin ronin ronin ronin. Don't become a heart attack, catch ball on next pass. Yeah!
[05:49] Hikari
No clue.
[05:55] Kana
Take this!
[05:56] Kana
Super Remembering-the-Naniwa-Tiger-Striped-Lady
-Who-Gave-Me-Candy Genocide Pancetta Smash!
[06:01] Iroha
Yes!
[06:02] Chitose
At least hit it after that!
SIGN This Beer
[06:03] Saeka
Oh? Where's Mako?
[06:05] Mone
She's taking a bath.
[06:07] Hikari
Huh? We said we'd go together. Aw...
SIGN This Beer
[06:10] Miyu
I've re-ad it o-ver and o-ver
and it st-ill makes no-o sense.
[06:13] Yayoi
Wh-o put it th-ere a-nyway? We were
the on-ly ones in the ro-om, r-ight?
[06:18] Yomogi
Yeah, but I do-ubt anyone co-uld
navig-ate through darkness like th-at.
[06:22] Barbra
It's the curse.
[06:24] Misao
Curse?!
[06:25] Barbra
You all heard the piano, right?
[06:28] Barbra
But that should have been
impossible to hear.
[06:32] Barbra
The piano in that cottage has
been locked up for years.
[06:37] Hina
There was a lock on the door.
[06:39] Yuina
Then where did the sound come from?
[06:41] Barbra
The horrors have begun! Nobody will
be able to stop them now!
[06:45] Yuzu
Horrors?
[06:48] Chihori
What?
[06:51] Yayoi
What's wrong?
[06:53] Hikari
Mako is...
SIGN Living Room
[07:01] Saeka
Mako...
[07:02] Hikari
She overheated in the bath.
She must've gotten really dizzy.
[07:05] Saeka
Why did she have to die like this?
[07:07] Hikari
She ain't dead.
[07:10] Yuzu
No good. No signal.
[07:11] Yuina
Same here.
[07:13] Kana
Chitose-senpai. Iroha-senpai.
[07:15] Chitose
This isn't looking good.
[07:17] Iroha
I went and checked the only way out of here,
SIGN Wet Paint
[07:20] Iroha
but the bridge is wet with paint. Hot pink.
[07:22] Chitose
If we try to walk on it,
our shoes will turn hot pink.
[07:25] Chitose
That's a death sentence!
[07:27] Kana
Our phones have no signal.
If we leave, we die.
[07:30] Kana
That means...
[07:31] Misao
...that we're trapped here?
[07:32] Barbra
It's exactly what the lullaby says.
[07:35] Barbra
The curse is the only possible explanation.
[07:38] Yayoi
Barbra-san, what is that curse about anyway?
[07:42] Barbra
Long ago, before this place
was called Do'em Inn,
[07:47] Barbra
a wealthy family used to live here.
[07:50] Barbra
They had one son, and he
loved playing the piano.
[07:54] Barbra
He wanted to become a musician,
but that dream didn't come true.
[08:00] Barbra
In order to make him take
over the family business,
[08:03] Barbra
his father forced him to quit piano.
[08:07] Barbra
With no hope for the future,
the son took his own life.
[08:12] Barbra
He left behind a lullaby,
written in despair,
[08:17] Barbra
that has been passed down
through the generations.
[08:20] Yuzu
What kind of song is it?
[08:22] Barbra
It's faster if you just hear it.
[08:26] Yomogi
Pon poro poro rin pon poro rin
[08:31] Yomogi
Make your fingers dance around,
and see what it might mean
[08:37] Yomogi
If you crack a smile with all
your crooked, blackened teeth
[08:43] Yomogi
Your legs will point into the
air, and you'll fall fast asleep
[08:50] Yomogi
Hey! Yo!
[08:52] Yomogi
Into the sky you blow a kiss
[08:53] Yomogi
Worry 'bout all the things you miss
[08:54] Yomogi
Your head is pushing its limits
[08:56] Yomogi
Hard-working like the field crickets
[08:57] Barbra
Gotta work, improve your role
[08:58] Barbra
You can't just try to run away
[09:00] Barbra
Over there, you see that hole?
[09:01] Barbra
You'll fall in if you go that way.
[09:03] Yomogi
What, don't you see?
[09:04] Yomogi
Modern life is too crazy
[09:05] Yomogi
Written all bloody
[09:07] Yomogi
A curse in calligraphy
[09:08] Yomogi & Barbra
Ronin ronin ronin ronin
[09:11] Yomogi & Barbra
Breaking all your heart
[09:13] Yomogi & Barbra
Fly away, pigeon coo-coo
[09:14] Yomogi & Barbra
Ronin ronin ronin ronin
[09:17] Yomogi & Barbra
Don't become a heart attack
[09:19] Yomogi & Barbra
Catch ball on next pass
[09:20] Yomogi & Barbra
Yeah!
[09:21] Barbra
This is the lullaby that's been
passed down for 50 years.
[09:24] Chitose
There's no way that's 50 years old!
[09:27] Barbra
There is a saying at the inn that's
been passed down with the song.
[09:31] Barbra
"Someday, the tortured soul of the
piano will return with its lullaby,
[09:37] Barbra
and that melody will lead to a curse."
[09:41] Yuina
Just like the lyrics said, Mako-chan's legs
were pointing into the air.
[09:46] Chihori
Yeah. And she fell asleep.
[09:48] Kana
Wait a minute.
[09:49] Kana
Does that mean what happened to
Mako is gonna keep happening?
[09:52] Misao
What the heck? I can't believe
we've actually been cursed!
[09:56] Barbra
If this is the lullaby's curse, then there
is only one way to break it.
[10:01] Yomogi
There's a way to break it?
[10:03] Yuzu
Please tell us, Barbra-san!
[10:04] Yuzu
What do we have to do?
[10:07] Barbra
Laugh.
[10:08] Barbra
It is said that if you can fill the inn
with laughter, the curse will be lifted.
[10:14] Chitose
The heck is that? What does
laughing have to do with a curse?
[10:17] Kana
Maybe he wants to laugh because
he was so sad when he died.
[10:20] Chitose
That's kind of a stretch.
[10:22] Yayoi
But laughter is our specialty!
[10:25] Yayoi
And there's no other way,
so let's give it a shot!
[10:28] Barbra
I'll gather all the employees.
[10:31] Barbra
They'll be your audience. Send them
rolling on the floor with laughter!
[10:34] Yomogi
Let's do our thing!
[10:38] Yomogi
Hello!
[10:45] Barbra
That's not good. They've frozen up.
[10:47] Chitose
Of course they have! What kind
of audience is that?!
[10:49] Barbra
The son who killed himself
had very pale skin.
[10:52] Barbra
To break the curse,
[10:54] Barbra
you have to make the audience laugh while
they're all wearing white beauty masks.
[10:57] Yuina
Why are there so many conditions?
[11:00] Misao
There's no way we'll break the curse.
[11:02] Miyu
There's no curse! The culprit
is here somewhere!
SIGN Suke
SIGN Kaku
[11:05] Kana
Miyu-chan, why are you dressed like that?
[11:07] Miyu
I ain't Miyu. Call me
Great Detective Komon!
[11:10] Hina
You're so easily influenced.
[11:12] Miyu
Shaddap!
[11:13] Miyu
If we show our love for Komon-sama,
[11:15] Miyu
maybe someday Akudare Kingdom will be
invited on Mito Komon Neo as guest stars!
[11:19] Chitose
Oh, get real.
SIGN Sigh
[11:21] Miyu
Anyway! I'll totally prove to
you that there's no curse!
SIGN Suke
SIGN Kaku
[11:25] Miyu
I'll solve the mystery!
[11:27] Miyu
In the name of Komon-sama!
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:36] Misao
What are you looking for?
[11:38] Miyu
Evidence, obviously.
[11:40] Hina
Did you find something?
[11:41] Miyu
I found 100 yen!
[11:42] Hina
So what?
[11:44] Miyu
What else? What else?
[11:46] Misao
There's no culprit. It's gotta be the curse.
[11:52] Misao
Someone's watching again!
[11:53] Miyu
There ain't no curse.
[11:56] Misao
What is it this time?
[11:58] Chitose
What happened?
[11:59] Saeka
I wanted to get Mako some water,
but when I went outside...
[12:06] Yuina
Mone?!
[12:07] Yomogi
Hey yo! Into the sky you blow a kiss,
worry 'bout all the things you miss.
[12:11] Yomogi
Your head is pushing its limits,
hard-working like the field crickets.
[12:14] Kana
Just like the lullaby said!
[12:17] Kana
Again?
[12:20] Hikari
When I went to get Mako a snack...
[12:25] Kana
Iroha-senpai!
[12:26] Chitose
Why is she stuck like that?
[12:27] Barbra
Gotta work, improve your role,
you can't just try to run away.
[12:30] Barbra
Over there, you see that hole?
You'll fall in if you go that way.
[12:33] Yuzu
Is that the hole?
[12:35] Yuina
Look over there.
SIGN Curse
[12:37] Yomogi
What, don't you see?
Modern life is too crazy.
SIGN Curse
[12:40] Yomogi
Written all bloody, a curse in calligraphy.
[12:43] Yomogi
How could anyone get over
there to write that?
SIGN Living Room
[12:46] Misao
Yeah, it's gotta be the curse.
[12:48] Miyu
But there's no way it's real!
So stop saying "curse"!
[12:52] Hina
Misao, why are you so scared of everything?
[12:56] Misao
There's a reason for it.
[12:58] Misao
It started a year ago.
[13:03] Misao
Back then, I always felt like
someone was watching me.
[13:07] Misao
Whatever I was doing...
[13:10] Misao
Whatever was happening...
[13:14] Misao
I always felt someone watching.
It was super creepy.
[13:18] Misao
And then one day it happened.
SIGN Ushiku
[13:22] Misao
Something uncanny and terrifying...
[13:27] (Flashback) Misao
Dried sweet potatoes!
[13:30] Hina
That story...
[13:31] Misao
Can you imagine how I felt?
[13:33] Misao
The horror of finding my shoe locker
stuffed full of dried sweet potatoes?
[13:37] Misao
Now that I think about it,
maybe that was a curse, too!
[13:40] Misao
Ever since then, I've been a mess.
[13:43] Misao
Ghosts and curses and the supernatural...
I believe in them all.
[13:47] Misao
I'm scared out of my wits!
[13:49] Miyu
Misao!
[13:50] Miyu
How many times do I have to tell you?
[13:52] Miyu
There ain't no curse!
[13:53] Miyu
I'll find the culprit and prove it to you.
[13:56] Miyu
Then you won't get so freaked
out about all this malarkey.
[13:59] Misao
Miyu, you'd really do that for me?
[14:02] Miyu
You and Hina are my Suke-san and Kaku-san.
[14:04] Miyu
You're supposed to fight for your Komon,
but you can't do that if you're always scared.
[14:09] Miyu
So I'll fix whatever is bothering you.
[14:12] Miyu
I'll protect you from fear, just as
you protect me in battle!
[14:15] Miyu
Because I know that's what
Komon-sama would do!
[14:18] Misao
Miyu—
[14:20] Miyu
Misao!
[14:21] Hina
Wh-What happened now?
[14:23] Miyu
It must be a trick door.
[14:27] Misao
Is this a hidden room?
[14:30] Hina
Look. Misao?
[14:32] Misao
How...?
[14:35] Miyu
What's this?
[14:38] Miyu
So that's what's going on here.
[14:40] Miyu
This mystery is solved!
[14:42] Chitose
So...
[14:43] Chitose
Why'd you bring us all here?
[14:46] Yayoi
Did you find something out?
[14:48] Miyu
Yeah, I figured it all out.
[14:50] Miyu
I'll explain it all to you—
[14:52] Miyu
the truth behind the curse!
[14:54] Kana
There is no truth! It's just a curse!
[14:57] Miyu
No, it ain't.
[14:58] Miyu
Everything so far has just been
set up to look like a curse.
[15:02] Miyu
All done by a certain individual.
[15:04] Hikari
A certain individual, meaning...?
[15:06] Yomogi
You're over-dramatizing it!
[15:07] Miyu
That individual is here with us.
[15:09] Yayoi
But isn't it strange that we heard a
piano playing from the locked cottage?
[15:14] Yayoi
And then that the envelope appeared?
[15:16] Yayoi
That shouldn't be possible.
[15:18] Miyu
No, it's all possible. First,
take a look at this.
[15:23] Takada
Once again, we're bringing you unusual
products you won't find anywhere else!
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[15:28] Miyu
That's Get-It-All Takada, a local
mail-order shopping program.
[15:32] Miyu
They sell rare items that have
extremely specific uses.
[15:34] Miyu
It sounds like the show has a
ton of really serious fans.
[15:38] Chitose
What does that show have to do with this?
[15:40] Takada
Yeah! Let's introduce
today's special product!
[15:43] Takada
Here it is!
SIGN Takada
SIGN First 100 Customers
SIGN Order Number
SIGN Takaeda Piano-Playing Pole
SIGN Takaeda Piano-Playing Pole
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[15:44] Takada
The Takaeda Piano-Playing Pole!
[15:46] Takada
For when you want to play piano,
but you can't get off the ceiling.
[15:49] Takada
We all know what that's like, right?
[15:50] Chitose
Nobody's ever been in that situation!
[15:52] Takada
This is the perfect tool for the job!
[15:55] Takada
When you have the Takaeda Piano-Playing Pole,
look at what you can do!
[15:58] Miyu
The cottage door was definitely locked,
but none of us checked the roof.
[16:04] Miyu
There's probably a small
window or something.
[16:06] Miyu
The culprit must've been
playing the piano through that,
[16:09] Miyu
using this Takaeda Piano-Playing Pole!
[16:12] Yuzu
Then what about the letter?
[16:13] Miyu
For that, they used this.
[16:15] Takada
Yeah! Our next product is this!
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[16:17] Takada
Sometimes, when you're eating,
[16:19] Takada
you want to make an envelope appear
out of nowhere, don't you?
[16:22] Chitose
That never, ever happens!
[16:23] Takada
This is what you need!
An Envelope-Appearing Table!
SIGN Takada
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SIGN Order Number
SIGN Envelope-Appearing Table
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SIGN Envelope-Appearing Table
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[16:26] Takada
Just push the button on the remote. Oh, yeah!
[16:29] Miyu
Someone could have used this to make
the envelope appear, even in the dark.
[16:33] Miyu
Last is the "curse" calligraphy on the rock.
SIGN Curse
[16:36] Miyu
A normal person would never
be able to get over there.
[16:39] Miyu
But there's a pond around the rock.
[16:41] Takada
And our last product is this! A flyboard!
SIGN Flyboard
[16:44] Miyu
The culprit hovered to the rock
with this to write the message.
SIGN Flyboard
[16:48] Chitose
That's one physically active criminal.
[16:50] Miyu
Those devices were kept here
in the inn's hidden room.
[16:53] Miyu
The culprit would have known
where that was. So...
[16:57] Miyu
It had to be you! Barbra!
[17:04] Barbra
You saw right through me.
[17:06] Yomogi
Are you really the culprit, Barbra-san?
[17:08] Hikari
Why would you do this?
[17:10] Barbra
Seiji asked me to.
[17:12] Barbra
He wanted me to put you through a test that
would make you take comedy seriously.
[17:17] Barbra
That's why I made up the curse and set up
a performance where you could break it.
[17:21] Chihori
The audience in white masks, too?
[17:24] Yuina
You did it to scare us and
push us to our limits.
[17:27] Kana
Were the curse and the lullaby
and everything all lies?
[17:30] Barbra
Yes, I did make up the curse.
[17:33] Barbra
But the lullaby is a real thing.
[17:36] Yuzu
What do you mean?
[17:38] Barbra
Fifty years ago, I lived
next door to the inn.
[17:42] Barbra
The inn owner's son, Toichiro
was my first love.
[17:47] Yuzu
The son who committed suicide?
[17:50] Barbra
He didn't really commit suicide.
I made up that part.
[17:55] Barbra
The story about him wanting to
become a musician was also a lie.
[17:58] Barbra
Toichiro's dream was to become
a piano-playing comedian!
[18:01] Barbra
His parents objected, so he ran away,
leaving behind that lullaby.
[18:06] Barbra
Nobody knows where he is now.
[18:07] Barbra
The song just seemed like the
perfect choice for your test.
[18:11] Barbra
Toichiro once aspired to be a comedian too.
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[18:14] Barbra
He was so much like all of you right now.
[18:18] Barbra
I thought it would be nice gesture
to use that song in his memory.
[18:20] Saeka
Please wait a minute!
[18:22] Saeka
Does that mean you attacked
Mako and the others as a test?
[18:25] Barbra
I had nothing to do with that.
[18:27] Saeka
Huh? What are you saying?
[18:29] Barbra
I did try to scare you, but I had
no intention of harming you.
[18:33] Barbra
Attacking strangers would be a bit too
much for an old mail-order fan like me.
[18:38] Saeka
Then who...?
[18:40] Misao
Someone's watching! Who's there?!
[18:43] Misao
I won't let you get away this time!
[18:45] Misao
Take this! A famous Mito natto bomb!
[18:48] Takada
Argh, aaah, blegh, ew!
[18:51] Misao
It's you!
[18:52] Takada
Ugh, it's so sticky and slimy!
[18:54] Misao
It's the guy from the shopping program!
[18:57] Hikari
Mako! Are you feeling better?
[18:59] Mako
It's him! It was his fault!
[19:07] (Flashback) Takada
Ouch! Something bit me.
[19:15] (Flashback) Mone
Hm?
[19:16] (Flashback) Mone
Huh?
[19:19] (Flashback) Mone
Ah! Okay...
[19:26] (Flashback) Iroha
Who's there?
[19:27] Takada
Oof! Oof!
[19:28] (Flashback) Iroha
Oh, shoot!
[19:33] Yuina
You were creeping around
the inn to peep at Misao-chan?
SIGN Slurp
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[19:37] Misao
We'll make you talk. Why were you doing it?
[19:39] Takada
Well...
[19:41] Takada
I caught a glimpse of you
when you got off the train.
[19:44] Miyu
Why are you so infatuated with Misao?
[19:47] Takada
She looks just like her.
Like my first love, Kikuyo-san.
[19:51] Takada
I couldn't help but follow you.
[19:53] Takada
When you arrived here, it felt like fate.
[19:57] Takada
What a coincidence that you
would come to my old home!
[20:00] Yomogi
Wh-What did you just say?
[20:02] Yomogi
This inn is your old home?
[20:04] Takada
Yes. My parents wouldn't
let me chase my dreams,
[20:08] Takada
so I ran away and didn't
come back for 50 years.
[20:11] Takada
I couldn't build up the courage to
come inside, so I kept watching from afar.
[20:16] Yuzu
So that piano was yours?
[20:18] Miyu
And your first love was...?!
[20:19] Barbra
Toichiro-san, is that you?
[20:23] Takada
I don't believe it!
[20:26] Takada
Kikuyo-san?
[20:28] Young Barbra
Do you really remember me?
[20:31] Young Takada
How could I forget my one true love?
[20:34] Young Barbra
Koichiro-san!
[20:35] Young Takada
Kikuyo-san!
[20:43] Miyu
See? I told you there was no curse.
[20:45] Misao
This time, at least.
[20:46] Misao
But what about those dried sweet potatoes?
[20:49] Hina
We solved that one, too.
[20:51] Misao
Huh?
[20:52] Hina
Misao used to be really popular
with the girls at school.
[20:55] Hina
Some of them even called her a prince.
[20:58] Hina
But she's a little intimidating
and hard to talk to,
[21:00] Hina
so everyone admired her from a distance.
[21:04] Hina
In the halls, in the gym, in the cafeteria.
[21:07] Misao
That's why I felt like I was being watched!
[21:09] Hina
Since we were friends, the other girls
asked me what kind of food you liked.
[21:14] Hina
I told them you liked dried sweet potatoes.
[21:16] Miyu
They asked me about you, too.
[21:17] Miyu
They said, "I bought Misao a present,
but I'm not brave enough to give it to her."
[21:21] Miyu
So I told 'em what to do! I said to
just stuff it in your shoe locker.
[21:25] Misao
It was all your fault? Oh, jeez...
[21:28] All three
Thank you very much!
[21:33] Kana
That turned out pretty fun,
in a thrilling kind of way!
[21:36] Chitose
Yeah.
[21:37] Misao
And there was no real curse,
so case closed, I guess.
[21:40] Yuzu
Don't be so sure yet.
[21:42] Misao
Huh?
[21:43] Yuzu
Sometimes words have power.
[21:45] Yuzu
Even if something is a lie, once you put
it into words, it might become reality.
[21:48] Misao
Oh, come on, quit trying to scare me.
[21:51] Yomogi & Barbra
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
[21:54] Yomogi & Barbra
Make it come apart
[21:55] Yomogi & Barbra
Fly away,
[21:56] Yomogi & Barbra
pigeon coo-coo
[21:57] Yomogi & Barbra
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
[22:00] Yomogi & Barbra
Tumble hard into face plant,
[22:02] Yomogi & Barbra
don't fall on your ass
[22:03] Barbra & Takada
Yeah!
[22:04] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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