E4 - The Salon Chapter
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[00:03] Saeka
Good afternoon.
[00:05] Saeka
Everything has its price.
What's your laughter worth?
[00:07] all three
We're Celebri-Tea.
[00:09] Mako
We'll pay whatever it takes,
so laugh a lot, okay?
[00:11] Hikari
You're buying them out from the start?
[00:14] Hikari
I mean, that idea is as dark
as black sugar dorayaki.
SIGN Jogasaki Confectionery
Black Sugar Dorayaki (580 yen)
[00:17] Saeka
When you have too much money, sometimes it's
hard to decide what to spend it on.
[00:22] Mako
I totally get it.
[00:27] TV Announcer
International movie director
Jovijouva Mokkosu,
[00:29] TV Announcer
who is making waves in Hollywood, has arrived
in Japan for the premiere of his new film,
[00:34] TV Announcer
Star Shark: The Dorsal Awakens.*
SIGN Star Shark
~ The Dorsal Awakens ~
[00:39] TV Announcer*
The post-premiere party
[00:41] TV Announcer
will include top celebrities from all
over Japan and is already turning heads.
[00:51] Seiji
I can beat that.
[00:53] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[00:53] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[00:54] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[00:55] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[00:56] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[00:57] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[00:58] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:58] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[01:00] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[01:00] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[01:02] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[01:02] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[01:03] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[01:03] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[01:05] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[01:06] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[01:07] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[01:07] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[01:08] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[01:10] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[01:11] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[01:11] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[01:12] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[01:13] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:13] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[01:15] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:16] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[01:17] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[01:18] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[01:19] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[01:19] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:19] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[01:20] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[01:21] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[01:21] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[01:23] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[01:24] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[01:24] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:24] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:26] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:26] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[01:27] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:27] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[01:29] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[01:30] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[01:31] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[01:32] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:32] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:34] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[01:34] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:36] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[01:36] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[01:38] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[01:39] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[01:41] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[01:41] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:43] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[01:45] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[01:47] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:49] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[01:52] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:55] [SONG] all call
All that
[01:56] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[01:56] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[01:59] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:59] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[02:04] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[02:04] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[02:09] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[02:13] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[02:13] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Yeah! The Dorsal Awakens ~
[02:16] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:16] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:21] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
SIGN The Salon Chapter
SIGN Bullet Kunoichi
[02:29] Kana
Hey, take a look at this.
[02:30] Chitose
What's up? Internet news?
[02:32] Kana
It's an article about the Kuidaoren't Doll,
but the interview is weird.
[02:36] Chitose
Interview with who?
[02:38] Kana
Lookit.
SIGN The Kuidaoren't Doll Speaks: "I'm tired."
[02:39] Chitose
How the heck is the
Kuidaoren't Doll speaking?
[02:42] Iroha
This is one of those clickbait articles.
[02:44] Iroha
The writer does zero research
and just makes up fake news.
[02:48] Chitose
Well, this news is a little too fake.
SIGN Invaders
[02:49] Mone
Check out this web news article.
[02:51] Mone
A buttercream sandwich cookie shop
in Hokkaido is getting piled on.
[02:55] Yuina
Who's making the complaints?
[02:57] Chihori
Cows?
[02:58] Mone
Uh-huh. Cows on Earth are able to talk.
SIGN Gokkatei
SIGN The Cows Complain
— Their Brave Accusations —
"We feel harmed by
being milked too much."
[03:00] Yuina
That can't be right!
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
SIGN Takoyaki VS Okonomiyaki
Finally All-Out War!!
SIGN Okonomiyaki?
That stuff's just
a random mess of
NPC ingredients.
SIGN Takoyaki would
be way better
without the octopus!
[03:11] Yayoi
If it was gonna come to this,
we never should have gotten together!
[03:15] Yomogi
No regrets! This was our destiny.
[03:18] Yuzu
Stop! Why are you letting the article
brainwash you into fighting!
[03:22] Yayoi
Oh, sorry! I got carried away.
[03:24] Yuzu
An interview with takoyaki and
okonomiyaki is too over-the-top.
[03:28] Yomogi
When news gets this fake,
it basically turns into comedy.
[03:31] Yuzu
What kind of person would write this?
[03:33] Yuzu
"White Wall"?
SIGN Author: White Wall
[03:35] Kana
White Wall?
[03:36] Yuina
White Wall?
[03:38] Chihori
What is it, Yuina?
[03:39] Yuina
You know, I kind of feel
like it means something.
[03:45] Mako
What the...?
[03:47] Yomogi
How much would someone
get paid to write that?
[03:49] Yayoi
I think it's a few yen per word.
[03:51] Yomogi
Paid by the pound, like meat.
[03:53] Yayoi
Huh? Mako-chan, what's wrong?
[03:55] Mako
Hmm. One sec...
[03:56] Yomogi
Is something wrong with your laptop?
[03:58] Mako
It froze all of a sudden.
[04:00] Yuzu
Let me see it for a sec.
[04:02] Mako
You know what you're doing?
[04:03] Yayoi
Yuzu was once known as the
master hacker Lord Orange.
[04:08] Mako
Really?
[04:08] Yuzu
Don't make up stories about me!
[04:12] Yuzu
How's that?
[04:13] Yayoi
It's fixed!
[04:14] Mako
Wow! Thank you!
[04:16] Yomogi
Huh?
SIGN Takoyaki vs. Okonomiyaki
Finally All-Out War!!
Author: White Wall
[04:19] Yayoi
White Wall?!
[04:21] Mako
Ah!
[04:22] Yuzu
Oh! If you translate Mako's
family name, Shirakabe, to English...
[04:24] Yomogi
...it means White Wall!
[04:26] Yayoi
So Mako-chan is...
[04:27] Mako
Ugh.
[04:28] Yuzu
Why are you writing clickbait articles?
[04:31] Mako
I mean, I kind of need to make money.
[04:34] Yayoi
Make money?
[04:35] Yayoi
But isn't everyone in Celebri-Tea super rich?
[04:37] Yayoi
Why would you need money?
[04:39] Mako
Well...
[04:40] Kana
I burned too many calories
reading that dumb article.
[04:43] Kana
Now I'm hungry!
[04:44] Mone
Me too.
[04:45] Mako
I-I'll tell you in your room. Let's go!
[04:48] Young Wai-Wai
Uh, what? Hey, don't push! Ouch! Stop it!
[04:50] Chitose
What now?
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
[04:53] Yayoi; Yomogi; Yuzu
You're poor?
[04:54] Mako
Yeah. I'm actually not rich or famous at all.
[04:57] Mako
I've been lying the whole time.
[04:59] Yuzu
Now that you mention it, yeah.
[05:02] Yomogi
A few things did seem off.
[05:05] Yayoi
I still don't think that's a
reason to write stuff like that.
[05:08] Mako
I know!
[05:09] Mako
But I really need to scrape up
money, and I only have a week.
[05:14] Yomogi
One week? There's no way!
[05:15] Yuzu
Why would you need to do that?
[05:17] Mako
Jovijouva Mokkosu is in Japan, right?
[05:20] Mako
His party is in a week,
[05:22] Mako
and Saeka's company is one of the
movie's sponsors, so we got invited—
[05:27] Mako
all of us in Celebri-Tea.
[05:29] Yayoi
Wow, that's so cool!
[05:31] Mako
No, it isn't!
[05:32] Mako
The party will be full of celebrities,
so I need a good dress to wear.
[05:36] Mako
But I don't have anything like that!
[05:39] Yuzu
So that's what the money's for.
[05:40] Mako
If I don't have a dress, Saeka and Hikari
will find out that I'm not actually rich.
[05:46] Mako
If that happens, I...
[05:48] Yomogi
I don't know much about it, but don't
celebrities' dresses cost like six figures?
[05:52] Yomogi
You can't earn that in a week.
[05:54] Yuzu
That leaves us only one choice.
[05:56] Yayoi
What?
[05:57] Yuzu
Cryptocurrency.
[05:59] Yomogi
That stuff is super dangerous for
amateurs to get mixed up in!
[06:03] Mako
Cryptocurrency...
[06:11] Mako
That takes care of the account.
[06:13] Mako
But I still don't understand
it at all. What should I do?
SIGN My Account Cash Transaction Leverage Transaction Japanese Yen -> Cryptocurrency Cryptocurrency -> Japanese Yen Support Chat E-Mail Phone
SIGN Trading Capacity: yen Deposit
Buy Sell History
SIGN 1 Minute 1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month 1 Year
[06:20] Mako
Okay. That settles it, then.
[06:23] Mako
Please let it go up!
[06:39] Mako
Huh?!
SIGN Chitty Chitty What's the Best Way to Make Money?
• Manzai • Street Musician
• Takoyaki Business • Crafting with Empty Cans
• Bounty Hunting • Recycling
• Telephone Scam Definitely not!
[06:41] Yayoi
We've spent four days thinking about it,
but we still don't have any good ideas.
[06:50] Yayoi
Mako-chan?
[06:51] Yomogi
What's wrong?
[06:52] Mako
The c-crypto is...
[06:53] Yuzu
Oh no, did you do it?
[06:55] Yomogi
I told you to stay away
from gambling like that!
[06:58] Mako
I f... I f...
[07:00] Mako
I frickin' scored!
[07:02] Young Wai-Wai
Huh?!
[07:04] Mako
I bought some randomly, and in the morning,
they were almost worth triple.
[07:09] Mako
So I kept using the same method,
[07:12] Mako
and made tons of money!
[07:13] Yayoi
How much do you have now?
[07:15] Mako
This much.
SIGN Total Asset Value
[07:16] Yomogi
That's a huge amount.
[07:18] Yomogi
You could buy out my entire family business.
[07:21] Yayoi
Wow!
[07:22] Yuzu
I had no idea you had this kind of talent.
[07:24] Yayoi
Nice work! Now you can
buy any dress you want!
[07:28] Mako
No, not yet.
[07:29] Mako
I've made so much already,
it would be a waste to stop now.
[07:34] Mako
If I keep gambling and making more and more,
maybe I can become rich and famous for real!
[07:38] Mako
Just like Saeka and Hikari.
[07:40] Yuzu
I know how you feel,
but what about the risk?
[07:43] Yuzu
If you mess up, you could lose it all.
[07:47] Mako
Obviously, I'm not going to
bet everything on crypto.
[07:51] Mako
I also started a blog.
[07:52] Mako
When I posted my earnings since yesterday,
a bunch of people got interested.
SIGN Total Asset Value
SIGN Cash
SIGN Savings
SIGN Cryptocurrency
SIGN Securities
SIGN Cards
SIGN Digital Currency
SIGN Points
SIGN Other Income
SIGN Tea with Money
Shirakabe Mako Official Blog
SIGN Views:
SIGN Are you still shopping without crypto?
SIGN Topic: Money
SIGN Good afternoon, everyone!
It's finally time for you to level up.
[07:57] Yomogi
That's an insane number of views!
[07:59] Mako
With this many views, I'll start
gobbling up ad revenue, too!
[08:04] Mako
Mwahahaha...
[08:07] Yayoi
Mako-chan's glowing!
[08:08] Yuzu
It's her celebrity aura!
Her celeb aura has awakened!
[08:12] Mako
And that ain't all.
SIGN Mako Channel
[08:13] Mako
I started streaming, too!
SIGN Anyone Can Do It
SIGN Pencil Method
I'll Teach You How to Score Big with Crypto
[08:16] Yuzu
Impeccable presentation.
[08:17] Yomogi
Insane subscriber count!
SIGN #Crypto
Anyone can do it!
I'll teach you how to master crypto with the pencil method!
SIGN Mako
Channel Subscribers:
376,000
SIGN 6245 Comments
Salary King 8 Hours Ago
The Pencil Superstar's lesson was so helpful.
Good Money 11 Hours Ago
I loved this lesson from the Pencil Superstar!
[08:20] Yayoi
Pencil Superstar?
[08:22] Mako
Just a little nickname.
[08:23] Mako
It exploded overnight, and now I'm
famous in some parts of the web.
[08:27] Mako
My videos already have one million views.
[08:30] Mako
I should get a ton of ad
revenue from that, too.
SIGN Posts
SIGN Followers
SIGN Follow
SIGN Request Follow
SIGN Following
[08:34] Mako
They're blowing! The winds of
fame and fortune are blowing!
[08:37] Yayoi
It's a storm! The yen pressure
system is creating a storm!
[08:40] Yuzu
The yen pressure system is shaking the atmosphere!
[08:42] Yomogi
What the heck is a yen pressure system?!
[08:43] Mako
But that isn't enough for me!
[08:46] Mako
So far, I'm just nouveau riche.
[08:48] Mako
If I want to be truly rich and famous,
[08:50] Mako
I need a life that makes
people really jealous!
[08:52] Yayoi
She's getting a ton of comments.
SIGN Money Money 3 Minutes Ago
If Mako-chan holds a seminar,
I definitely want to participate!!!!
[08:54] Yuzu
It says, "If Mako-chan holds a seminar,
I definitely want to participate."
[08:58] Mako
That's it!
[08:59] Yuzu
You're going to hold a seminar?
[09:01] Mako
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
[09:02] Mako
There's only one of me,
[09:04] Mako
and there's a limit to how many
people can attend a seminar.
[09:06] Mako
It'd be inefficient.
[09:08] Mako
There's an easier way.
[09:10] Mako
Yeah, I'll do an online salon!
[09:12] Yayoi
Online salon?
[09:14] Mako
The organizer gets people together
online to share information
[09:17] Mako
and hold different kinds of
events. It's like a club.
[09:21] Yomogi
I still don't get it.
[09:22] Yomogi
It sounds like you're trying to bottle
and sell tap water. It's kind of scary.
[09:25] Yayoi
You should try it too, Yomogi!
[09:27] Yayoi
But do it like you're selling
takoyaki instead of water.
[09:29] Yomogi
That would just make me
a traveling salesman.
[09:32] Yuzu
But won't it take a lot of work to get
an online salon up and running?
SIGN Tea with Money
SIGN Membership Fee
10,000 Per Month
[09:35] Mako
It's ready!
SIGN Membership Fee
10,000 Per Month
[09:36] Yayoi
Too fast!
[09:38] Mako
Just wait, Saeka, Hikari.
[09:41] Mako
I'll show you. I'll become
rich and famous, too!
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:49] Saeka
We certainly have a large
number of sweets to advertise.
[09:53] Hikari
I couldn't help it.
[09:54] Hikari
My father isn't interested in comedy at all.
[09:57] Hikari
He'll only let me do the Teppen Grand Prix
if I plug our sweets during the routine.
[10:02] Saeka
Normally, Mako would be
gobbling them up by now.
[10:05] Hikari
She's been spending a lot of time
with Young Wai-Wai lately.
[10:08] Saeka
Shall we bring them some later, then?
[10:14] Yayoi
Wow!
SIGN Tea with Money
SIGN Registered:
[10:16] Yayoi
You've already got more than
10,000 people signed up!
[10:18] Yuzu
And you just set it up yesterday!
[10:20] Yomogi
But what in the world are you wearing?
[10:22] Mako
My superstar status calls
for superstar fashion!
[10:26] Mako
Oh, it's time for the online salon.
[10:29] Member
And so, I'd really like to ask
your advice about what I need
[10:32] Member
for the next step of my business scheme.
[10:35] Yayoi
Hey, what's a "scheme"?
[10:37] Yomogi
It's super helpful for cleaning
stuff like a takoyaki grill.
[10:40] Yomogi
You just blast it with hot water vapor.
[10:42] Yuzu
Eh-heh, isn't that steam?
[10:43] Mako
Basically, I think the important
thing is commitment.
[10:47] Mako
When you adjust for the results,
[10:49] Mako
it has the benefit of maximizing your synergy.
[10:51] Mako
Brush up your commitment
to make it a prioritization,
[10:54] Mako
so you can initiative consensus, and then
[10:57] Mako
your rice curry will bring
forth a win-win wiener bomb
[10:59] Mako
that you can wish on a hamburger man!
[11:01] Yayoi
M-Mako-chan's speaking a foreign language!
[11:04] Yomogi
Speaking only in Japanese could get you
kicked out of the online salon world.
[11:08] Mako
Phew!
[11:09] Yayoi
Mako-chan, that was amazing!
What did all that stuff mean?
[11:13] Mako
I don't have the slightest clue.
[11:14] Yayoi
Huh?!
[11:15] Mako
I just strung together some words
I found online that looked good.
[11:19] Yomogi
But your viewers looked convinced.
[11:21] Mako
The important thing is mood, not meaning.
[11:24] Mako
That's just how it works.
[11:25] Yuzu
That can't really be true.
[11:27] Mako
I've already reached 10,000 members,
[11:30] Mako
and each membership costs 10,000 yen.
[11:32] Mako
So add it all up, and...
[11:36] Mako
If I earn this much every month, I'm rich!
[11:40] Mako
I'd totally live up to the celeb name!
[11:43] Mako
I'll be the definition of rich and famous!
[11:45] Yayoi
I can see it! The castle of
gold shining behind you!
[11:48] Yuzu
And the yen pressure system
could split the world in half!
[11:51] Yomogi
Seriously, what's a yen pressure system?!
[11:53] Mako
Heh. But that ain't all.
I'm gonna keep hitting the jackpot!
[11:58] Yayoi
Come in.
[12:00] Saeka
We wanted to share these with you.
[12:02] Saeka
Thank you for always being so kind to Mako.
[12:04] Mako
Saeka!
[12:05] Yayoi
Wow! Thank you!
[12:08] Mako
W-What?
[12:11] Saeka
Your brow is furrowed.
[12:13] Mako
Huh?
[12:14] Saeka
Celebri-Tea should always be
proper and elegant. Right?
[12:20] Mako
My face looks... so trashy right now.
[12:23] Yuzu
Huh?
[12:25] Yuzu
One of the salon members has a suggestion.
[12:28] Yayoi
He says he wants to sell power pencils that
are infused with Mako-chan's abilities.
[12:32] Yomogi
What the heck is a power pencil?
SIGN Eggplant Mang
SIGN I'd even buy one for 10,000 yen!
SIGN ×〇△-kun
SIGN I'll buy one!
SIGN A suggestion!
I'd like to sell Mako-san pencils
that are infused with
Mako-san's powers.
[12:35] Yuzu
This guy's saying he'd
pay 10,000 yen for one.
[12:37] Mako
Seriously?!
[12:38] Yuzu
Oh! Look at all the pre-orders!
[12:40] Yuzu
This is going to make you
even richer, Mako-chan!
[12:43] Mako
Y-Yeah...
[12:45] Mako
Is this really going to bring me
closer to Saeka and Hikari?
[12:51] Mako
To those two?
[12:53] Yayoi
Ah! Another fun suggestion.
An online handshake event!
[12:56] Yomogi
Don't the thrills come from
actually shaking hands, though?
[12:59] Yayoi
They'll be virtual thrills!
[13:01] Yuzu
50,000 yen each...
SIGN I'd like to participate.
Sign me up.
Definitely!
Yes, please.
[13:03] Yuzu
But so many people are interested!
[13:05] Yomogi
Another huge profit...
[13:07] Yayoi
Check out this one!
[13:08] Yayoi
"Sell the rights to be reincarnated
in a virtual world
[13:11] Yayoi
after being virtually run over by
Mako-chan driving a virtual truck."
[13:14] Yomogi
There's not a scrap of product there.
[13:15] Yuzu
But it's already flooded with requests!
[13:18] Mako
The money... It just keeps coming!
[13:21] Mako
But the thing I really wanted to be is...
[13:24] Yayoi
Another one! "Get an online
roundhouse kick from Mako-chan..."
[13:26] Mako
Enough!
[13:29] Yayoi
Mako-chan?
[13:31] Mako
I can't do it like this.
[13:35] Mako
I first saw them at our high school
entrance ceremony.
[13:38] Mako
Saeka and Hikari seemed to be a
different color than everyone else.
[13:42] Yuzu
A different color?
[13:43] Mako
They weren't like anyone else.
[13:45] Mako
It's as if they were colored in
with paints made just for them.
[13:48] Mako
That's what it looked like to me.
[13:51] Mako
But of course they did.
[13:52] Mako
One was the heiress to the
biggest tea company in Japan.
[13:56] Mako
The other was the heiress to
a legendary sweets company.
[13:59] Mako
They were both born special.
They were so lucky.
[14:02] Mako
I knew we came from different worlds,
[14:05] Mako
but when I saw how excited they
got talking about comedy,
[14:09] Mako
I just had to meet them.
[14:10] Mako
You know how unusual it is to
find women seriously into comedy.
[14:14] Yuzu
I sure do.
[14:15] Mako
I wanted to become friends,
even though I was so different.
[14:20] Mako
And before I knew it,
[14:22] Mako
I was lying to them and saying
I was the daughter of a CEO, too.
[14:26] Yayoi
So the reason you needed
all that money was...
[14:29] Mako
If I kept lying, I knew I'd
eventually blow my cover.
[14:33] Mako
If I actually became rich and famous, though,
[14:35] Mako
I thought the three of us could
become real friends at last.
[14:41] Mako
But this isn't the right way.
[14:43] Mako
I can't really explain it, but even
if I get rich and famous this way,
[14:46] Mako
I still don't think I'd be on their level.
[14:49] Mako
So...
[14:52] Mako
I'll do it my way instead!
[14:55] Yomogi
What are you doing now?
[14:57] Mako
Real celebrities are people
that everyone looks up to.
[15:01] Mako
They're almost dreamlike.
[15:02] Mako
If I want to be like that,
[15:04] Mako
first I need to give some dreams back
to the people that supported me.
SIGN Mako
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[15:09] Mako
Tell me what you really want to do in life!
[15:11] Young woman
I want to build a nursing home
out in the country,
[15:14] ---
but I'm having trouble with financing.
[15:16] Mako
Okay! I'll sponsor that!
[15:19] Young man
Japanese society has a big
problem with young people
[15:22] Young man
who get burned out and can't find new jobs.
[15:26] Mako
I'll take your word for it. I'll sponsor!
[15:29] Old woman
I want to buy some nice clothes for my
granddaughter's Shichi-Go-San celebration.
[15:33] Mako
I'll sponsor it!
[15:35] Mako
Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor!
[15:38] Mako
Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor!
[15:46] Yuzu
Mako-chan's yen pressure
system dissipated.
[15:49] Yomogi
I still don't know what the heck that is.
[15:51] Yayoi
You're amazing, Mako-chan!
You made people's dreams come true!
[15:56] Mako
I used up all of my money
in the process, though.
[16:00] Mako
And the party is tonight.
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[16:02] Mako
I didn't get a dress
after all. What do I do?
[16:09] Yayoi
Mako-chan...
[16:11] Mako
What?
[16:12] Yayoi
Ta-dah!
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[16:18] Mako
I finally made it!
[16:21] Hikari
Oh, you're late, Mako.
[16:24] Mako
Sorry, sorry!
[16:31] Saeka
That's a very nice dress.
[16:34] Mako
Isn't it?
[16:36] (Flashback) Yayoi
Ta-dah!
[16:38] (Flashback) Mako
Is this...?
[16:40] (Flashback) Yayoi
Don't you think it turned out all right?
[16:42] (Flashback) Yayoi
We worked so hard to make it.
[16:44] (Flashback) Yuzu
It took a while to find cheap
fabrics that looked expensive.
[16:48] (Flashback) Yomogi
Just tell people it's a dress
from an up-and-coming,
[16:50] (Flashback) Yomogi
avant-garde young fashion designer,
and you'll be fine.
[16:54] (Flashback) Yomogi
Probably.
[16:55] (Flashback) Mako
Guys...
[16:58] (Flashback) Mako
Wow! Thank you!
[17:00] (Flashback) Mako
I'll never call okonomiyaki
a random mess again!
[17:04] (Flashback) Mako
And I'll always eat the
octopus in takoyaki, too!
[17:06] (Flashback) Yayoi
You really called it that?
[17:07] (Flashback) Yomogi
You actually picked it out?
[17:17] Koseki
Well, well.
[17:18] Koseki
If it isn't Saeka-san,
the Yabukita En tea company heiress.
[17:22] Koseki
How have you been?
[17:23] Saeka
It's nice to see you again.
[17:25] Saeka
This is Koseki-san, from the
film distribution company.
[17:28] Koseki
Indeed, I am Koseki.
[17:29] Koseki
And is this the Jogasaki
Confectionery heiress?
[17:32] Koseki
I've always wanted to meet you!
[17:35] Hikari
The pleasure is mine, I'm sure.
[17:38] Mako
Huh?
[17:38] Koseki
But Saeka-san, you get lovelier by the day.
[17:42] Koseki
What do you think about making
your debut as an actress?
[17:44] Saeka
Thank you, but I think I'll pass.
[17:46] Saeka
I really don't think I'm
cut out to be an actress.
[17:48] Koseki
There you go again.
[17:49] Koseki
Oh, I have to say hello
to your father as well.
[17:52] Koseki
We'll speak again.
[17:56] Mako
What about me?
[17:58] Mako
Excuse me. I'll take everything!
[18:01] Chef
Huh?
[18:02] Mako
It's all-you-can-eat, right?
[18:05] Yayoi
Hey, stop!
[18:07] Mako
Huh? Why are you here?
[18:08] Yayoi
Heh heh heh... We snuck in.
[18:11] Yuzu
We were worried about you.
[18:13] Mako
Aw, you don't need to worry about me.
[18:15] Yuzu
If you don't act like you're rich
and famous, it'll raise eyebrows.
[18:19] Mako
You're right. This tiny plate
wouldn't fit everything, anyway.
[18:23] Mako
But I expected that, so I brought
containers for the food!
[18:26] Yomogi
That isn't the point!
[18:30] Koseki
Ouch!
[18:32] Mako
Oh! I'm sorry!
[18:38] Koseki
Don't go dropping your garbage
in my party, you dumb brat!
[18:41] Koseki
Hey, make sure that girl
doesn't get back in here.
[18:44] Young guy
Yes, sir.
[18:45] Koseki
I can't take it.
[18:48] Koseki
Being in the same room with a bum
like that makes me want to puke.
[18:54] Hikari
It's nice and hot.
[18:55] Saeka
Thank you.
[18:58] Koseki
And that dress, too. I can only put
up with so much trash at once.
[19:01] Koseki
How dare she wear that cheap thing here!
[19:06] Koseki
It burns!
[19:09] Koseki
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
[19:12] Saeka
Please don't fret.
[19:14] Saeka
That wasn't cheap.
It was very high-quality tea.
[19:18] Yayoi
What? What?
[19:19] Saeka
Someone like you, who sees nothing
but money, would never understand
[19:24] Saeka
how valuable that dress actually is.
[19:27] Koseki
Eh?
[19:28] Saeka
Furthermore, no matter who you are, I will
not tolerate someone insulting my friends.
[19:34] Koseki
Ah! I'm... Ungh!
[19:36] Saeka
Now, please excuse me.
[19:42] Saeka
My childhood friend Hikari was the only
person I felt I could be myself with.
[19:46] Saeka
My classmates and the other
children gave me a wide berth.
[19:49] Saeka
They felt that I came from a different world.
[19:52] Saeka
It was as if there was an invisible wall
around me. I was tremendously lonely.
[19:57] Saeka
But Mako, with nothing but a love
of comedy, broke down that wall.
[20:04] Saeka
I can't tell you what a relief it was.
[20:07] Yayoi
You both knew that Mako wasn't
rich and famous, didn't you?
[20:10] Hikari
Of course we did.
[20:12] Hikari
We knew she was working online
to make money all week, too.
[20:16] Yomogi
You did?
[20:17] Hikari
Naturally. She wasn't
exactly sneaky about it.
[20:20] Saeka
We planned to make it look like
she won a contest or something,
[20:23] Saeka
and arrange for her to get a dress that way.
[20:26] Saeka
But thanks to you all,
we didn't have to do that.
[20:30] Yuzu
Did you have to go that far?
[20:31] Yuzu
Why couldn't you just talk
to Mako-chan about it?
[20:34] Yayoi
Yeah. Mako-chan is really worried
that she can't be your friend
[20:37] Yayoi
unless she's rich like you.
[20:39] Saeka
If we told her to simply stay the way she is,
[20:42] Saeka
when she's been working so hard to fit in,
[20:44] Saeka
wouldn't that be the truly arrogant,
condescending behavior?
[20:47] Hikari
It's not as if it'd stop her, anyway.
[20:50] Saeka
That's right. It wouldn't stop her.
[20:52] Mako
Hey. You were both here the whole time?
[20:56] Mako
Ah! This isn't what it looks like!
[20:58] Mako
I thought I'd bring some gifts to
all the servants I have at home.
[21:06] Saeka
The three of us are already friends.
[21:12] Saeka
If I put effort into it, I could
probably buy all of Japan.
[21:15] Hikari
No way!
[21:16] Hikari
But... I guess I can't rule
it out in your case, Saeka.
[21:18] Mako
You mean you haven't bought a country yet?
[21:21] Mako
I've already bought, like,
ten countries myself!
[21:23] Saeka
Oh, my. But I'm not jealous at all.
[21:26] Saeka
I already have the things I wanted most.
[21:31] Hikari
What are you even talking about?
Let's drop it already.
[21:41] Seiji
Hngh!
[21:46] Mako
Prince Shotoku, lend me your powers!
[21:49] Yuzu
She got a job transcribing interviews.
[21:51] Yomogi
But ten at once? That's crazy!
[21:53] Yuzu
I wonder what she's saving up for this time.
[21:56] Yayoi
Well, if we need to, we could
always make it for her again!
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[22:02] Mako
It's a robot, but I can't tell them that...
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:54] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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