E4 - The Salon Chapter

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[00:03] Saeka
    Good afternoon.
[00:05] Saeka
    Everything has its price.
    What's your laughter worth?
[00:07] all three
    We're Celebri-Tea.
[00:09] Mako
    We'll pay whatever it takes,
     so laugh a lot, okay?
[00:11] Hikari
    You're buying them out from the start?
[00:14] Hikari
    I mean, that idea is as dark
    as black sugar dorayaki.
SIGN    Jogasaki Confectionery
             Black Sugar Dorayaki (580 yen)
[00:17] Saeka
    When you have too much money, sometimes it's
     hard to decide what to spend it on.
[00:22] Mako
    I totally get it.
[00:27] TV Announcer
    International movie director
    Jovijouva Mokkosu,
[00:29] TV Announcer
    who is making waves in Hollywood, has arrived
    in Japan for the premiere of his new film,
[00:34] TV Announcer
    Star Shark: The Dorsal Awakens.*
SIGN    Star Shark
    ~ The Dorsal Awakens ~
[00:39] TV Announcer*
    The post-premiere party
[00:41] TV Announcer
    will include top celebrities from all
    over Japan and is already turning heads.
[00:51] Seiji
    I can beat that.
[00:53] [SONG] all
    Yeah!
[00:53] [SONG] Yomogi
    So, what's comedy?
[00:54] [SONG] Yayoi
    Yo!
[00:55] [SONG] Yuzu
    Tough question, for me
[00:56] [SONG] Yayoi
    What could it be?
    It's too far out to see!
[00:57] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
    Be! See!
[00:58] [SONG] Yomogi
    Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:58] [SONG] Yayoi
    Ye ye, in the zone!
[01:00] [SONG] Yuzu
    We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[01:00] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
    God! Horizon!
[01:02] [SONG] Kana
    Wanna see us split into bunshin
[01:02] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Yeah!
[01:03] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Bullets!
[01:03] [SONG] Kana
    And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[01:05] [SONG] Kana
    Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[01:06] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Nin-nin!
[01:07] [SONG] Saeka
    High society, celebrity
[01:07] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    High! Celebrity!
[01:08] [SONG] Saeka
    The cleanest jokes are our priority
[01:10] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    Priority!
[01:11] [SONG] Miyu
    Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[01:11] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Yeah!
[01:12] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Ah! Ah!
[01:13] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:13] [SONG] Miyu
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[01:15] [SONG] Yuina
    We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:16] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Ah Invaders
[01:17] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    That should tell you all you need to know
[01:18] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Need to know!
[01:19] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Yeah!
[01:19] [SONG] Yuzu
    Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:19] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Wai-Wai!
[01:20] [SONG] Yomogi
    Heat up the timeline!
[01:21] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Timeline!
[01:21] [SONG] Yayoi
    Scramble for the win,
    we won't give up our pride
[01:23] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Pride!
[01:24] [SONG] Yomogi
    Found a new line
[01:24] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:24] [SONG] Yuzu
    Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:26] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:26] [SONG] Yayoi
    Who's on top then?
[01:27] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:27] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Take it to the top
[01:29] [SONG] all call
    Doin' it for real!
[01:30] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
    We'll show you, giving everything
     we got, oh yeah
[01:31] [SONG] all call
    Oh yeah
[01:32] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
    Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:32] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:34] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Running straight ahead
[01:34] [SONG] all call
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:36] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    Take it to the top
[01:36] [SONG] all call
    Yeah that's right!
[01:38] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    It's show
[01:39] [SONG] Yomogi
    Don't slow down to hear them
     call you funny, not a day
[01:41] [SONG] Yuzu
    You'll never reach the top that way
[01:41] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:43] [SONG] Yayoi
    You know it's true, what we say
[01:45] [SONG] all call
    Hey!
[01:47] [SONG] all sing
    But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:49] [SONG] all call
    Yeah! Yeah!
[01:52] [SONG] all sing
    That's not why we're here
    It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:55] [SONG] all call
    All that
[01:56] [SONG] all sing
    We want to get
[01:56] [SONG] all call
    We want to get, yeah!
[01:59] [SONG] all sing
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[01:59] [SONG] all call
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[02:04] [SONG] all sing
    Yeah if we are the ones
    that are making you laugh
[02:04] [SONG] all call
    Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[02:09] [SONG] all sing
    We gotta go so hard it'll really,
     really give us that, you know?
[02:13] [SONG] all sing
    Top of the laugh
[02:13] [SONG] all call
    Top of the laugh Ye
ah!
[02:16] [SONG] all sing
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
    We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:16] [SONG] all call
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
     oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:21] [SONG] Yayoi
    Aw yeah!
SIGN    The Salon Chapter
SIGN    Bullet Kunoichi
[02:29] Kana
    Hey, take a look at this.
[02:30] Chitose
    What's up? Internet news?
[02:32] Kana
    It's an article about the Kuidaoren't Doll,
     but the interview is weird.
[02:36] Chitose
    Interview with who?
[02:38] Kana
    Lookit.
SIGN    The Kuidaoren't Doll Speaks: "I'm tired."
[02:39] Chitose
    How the heck is the
    Kuidaoren't Doll speaking?
[02:42] Iroha
    This is one of those clickbait articles.
[02:44] Iroha
    The writer does zero research
    and just makes up fake news.
[02:48] Chitose
    Well, this news is a little too fake.
SIGN    Invaders
[02:49] Mone
    Check out this web news article.
[02:51] Mone
    A buttercream sandwich cookie shop
    in Hokkaido is getting piled on.
[02:55] Yuina
    Who's making the complaints?
[02:57] Chihori
    Cows?
[02:58] Mone
    Uh-huh. Cows on Earth are able to talk.
SIGN    Gokkatei
SIGN    The Cows Complain
    
     — Their Brave Accusations —
    
     "We feel harmed by 
    being milked too much."
[03:00] Yuina
    That can't be right!
SIGN    Young Wai-Wai
SIGN    Takoyaki VS Okonomiyaki
     Finally All-Out War!!
SIGN    Okonomiyaki?
    That stuff's just
    a random mess of
     NPC ingredients.
SIGN    Takoyaki would
    be way better
     without the octopus!
[03:11] Yayoi
    If it was gonna come to this,
    we never should have gotten together!
[03:15] Yomogi
    No regrets! This was our destiny.
[03:18] Yuzu
    Stop! Why are you letting the article
    brainwash you into fighting!
[03:22] Yayoi
    Oh, sorry! I got carried away.
[03:24] Yuzu
    An interview with takoyaki and
    okonomiyaki is too over-the-top.
[03:28] Yomogi
    When news gets this fake,
    it basically turns into comedy.
[03:31] Yuzu
    What kind of person would write this?
[03:33] Yuzu
    "White Wall"?
SIGN    Author: White Wall
[03:35] Kana
    White Wall?
[03:36] Yuina
    White Wall?
[03:38] Chihori
    What is it, Yuina?
[03:39] Yuina
    You know, I kind of feel
    like it means something.
[03:45] Mako
    What the...?
[03:47] Yomogi
    How much would someone
    get paid to write that?
[03:49] Yayoi
    I think it's a few yen per word.
[03:51] Yomogi
    Paid by the pound, like meat.
[03:53] Yayoi
    Huh? Mako-chan, what's wrong?
[03:55] Mako
    Hmm. One sec...
[03:56] Yomogi
    Is something wrong with your laptop?
[03:58] Mako
    It froze all of a sudden.
[04:00] Yuzu
    Let me see it for a sec.
[04:02] Mako
    You know what you're doing?
[04:03] Yayoi
    Yuzu was once known as the
    master hacker Lord Orange.
[04:08] Mako
    Really?
[04:08] Yuzu
    Don't make up stories about me!
[04:12] Yuzu
    How's that?
[04:13] Yayoi
    It's fixed!
[04:14] Mako
    Wow! Thank you!
[04:16] Yomogi
    Huh?
SIGN    Takoyaki vs. Okonomiyaki
    Finally All-Out War!!
    
     Author: White Wall
[04:19] Yayoi
    White Wall?!
[04:21] Mako
    Ah!
[04:22] Yuzu
    Oh! If you translate Mako's
    family name, Shirakabe, to English...
[04:24] Yomogi
    ...it means White Wall!
[04:26] Yayoi
    So Mako-chan is...
[04:27] Mako
    Ugh.
[04:28] Yuzu
    Why are you writing clickbait articles?
[04:31] Mako
    I mean, I kind of need to make money.
[04:34] Yayoi
    Make money?
[04:35] Yayoi
    But isn't everyone in Celebri-Tea super rich?
[04:37] Yayoi
    Why would you need money?
[04:39] Mako
    Well...
[04:40] Kana
    I burned too many calories
    reading that dumb article.
[04:43] Kana
    Now I'm hungry!
[04:44] Mone
    Me too.
[04:45] Mako
    I-I'll tell you in your room. Let's go!
[04:48] Young Wai-Wai
    Uh, what? Hey, don't push! Ouch! Stop it!
[04:50] Chitose
    What now?
SIGN    Young Wai-Wai
[04:53] Yayoi; Yomogi; Yuzu
    You're poor?
[04:54] Mako
    Yeah. I'm actually not rich or famous at all.
[04:57] Mako
    I've been lying the whole time.
[04:59] Yuzu
    Now that you mention it, yeah.
[05:02] Yomogi
    A few things did seem off.
[05:05] Yayoi
    I still don't think that's a
    reason to write stuff like that.
[05:08] Mako
    I know!
[05:09] Mako
    But I really need to scrape up
    money, and I only have a week.
[05:14] Yomogi
    One week? There's no way!
[05:15] Yuzu
    Why would you need to do that?
[05:17] Mako
    Jovijouva Mokkosu is in Japan, right?
[05:20] Mako
    His party is in a week,
[05:22] Mako
    and Saeka's company is one of the
    movie's sponsors, so we got invited—
[05:27] Mako
    all of us in Celebri-Tea.
[05:29] Yayoi
    Wow, that's so cool!
[05:31] Mako
    No, it isn't!
[05:32] Mako
    The party will be full of celebrities,
    so I need a good dress to wear.
[05:36] Mako
    But I don't have anything like that!
[05:39] Yuzu
    So that's what the money's for.
[05:40] Mako
    If I don't have a dress, Saeka and Hikari
    will find out that I'm not actually rich.
[05:46] Mako
    If that happens, I...
[05:48] Yomogi
    I don't know much about it, but don't
    celebrities' dresses cost like six figures?
[05:52] Yomogi
    You can't earn that in a week.
[05:54] Yuzu
    That leaves us only one choice.
[05:56] Yayoi
    What?
[05:57] Yuzu
    Cryptocurrency.
[05:59] Yomogi
    That stuff is super dangerous for
    amateurs to get mixed up in!
[06:03] Mako
    Cryptocurrency...
[06:11] Mako
    That takes care of the account.
[06:13] Mako
    But I still don't understand
    it at all. What should I do?
SIGN    My Account   Cash Transaction  Leverage Transaction  Japanese Yen -> Cryptocurrency  Cryptocurrency -> Japanese Yen  Support     Chat     E-Mail     Phone
SIGN    Trading Capacity:   yen      Deposit
    
    Buy      Sell      History
SIGN    1 Minute   1 Hour   1 Day   1 Week   1 Month   1 Year
[06:20] Mako
    Okay. That settles it, then.
[06:23] Mako
    Please let it go up!
[06:39] Mako
    Huh?!
SIGN    Chitty Chitty What's the Best Way to Make Money?
    
    • Manzai      • Street Musician
    • Takoyaki Business      • Crafting with Empty Cans
    • Bounty Hunting      • Recycling
    • Telephone Scam      Definitely not!
[06:41] Yayoi
    We've spent four days thinking about it,
    but we still don't have any good ideas.
[06:50] Yayoi
    Mako-chan?
[06:51] Yomogi
    What's wrong?
[06:52] Mako
    The c-crypto is...
[06:53] Yuzu
    Oh no, did you do it?
[06:55] Yomogi
    I told you to stay away
    from gambling like that!
[06:58] Mako
    I f... I f...
[07:00] Mako
    I frickin' scored!
[07:02] Young Wai-Wai
    Huh?!
[07:04] Mako
    I bought some randomly, and in the morning,
     they were almost worth triple.
[07:09] Mako
    So I kept using the same method,
[07:12] Mako
    and made tons of money!
[07:13] Yayoi
    How much do you have now?
[07:15] Mako
    This much.
SIGN    Total Asset Value
[07:16] Yomogi
    That's a huge amount.
[07:18] Yomogi
    You could buy out my entire family business.
[07:21] Yayoi
    Wow!
[07:22] Yuzu
    I had no idea you had this kind of talent.
[07:24] Yayoi
    Nice work! Now you can
    buy any dress you want!
[07:28] Mako
    No, not yet.
[07:29] Mako
    I've made so much already,
    it would be a waste to stop now.
[07:34] Mako
    If I keep gambling and making more and more,
    maybe I can become rich and famous for real!
[07:38] Mako
    Just like Saeka and Hikari.
[07:40] Yuzu
    I know how you feel,
    but what about the risk?
[07:43] Yuzu
    If you mess up, you could lose it all.
[07:47] Mako
    Obviously, I'm not going to
    bet everything on crypto.
[07:51] Mako
    I also started a blog.
[07:52] Mako
    When I posted my earnings since yesterday,
    a bunch of people got interested.
SIGN    Total Asset Value
SIGN    Cash
SIGN    Savings
SIGN    Cryptocurrency
SIGN    Securities
SIGN    Cards
SIGN    Digital Currency
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Other Income
SIGN    Tea with Money
     Shirakabe Mako Official Blog
SIGN    Views:
SIGN    Are you still shopping without crypto?
SIGN    Topic: Money
SIGN    Good afternoon, everyone!
     It's finally time for you to level up.
[07:57] Yomogi
    That's an insane number of views!
[07:59] Mako
    With this many views, I'll start
    gobbling up ad revenue, too!
[08:04] Mako
    Mwahahaha...
[08:07] Yayoi
    Mako-chan's glowing!
[08:08] Yuzu
    It's her celebrity aura!
    Her celeb aura has awakened!
[08:12] Mako
    And that ain't all.
SIGN    Mako Channel
[08:13] Mako
    I started streaming, too!
SIGN    Anyone Can Do It
SIGN    Pencil Method
     I'll Teach You How to Score Big with Crypto
[08:16] Yuzu
    Impeccable presentation.
[08:17] Yomogi
    Insane subscriber count!
SIGN    #Crypto
     Anyone can do it!
     I'll teach you how to master crypto with the pencil method!
SIGN    Mako
     Channel Subscribers:
     376,000
SIGN    6245 Comments
     Salary King  8 Hours Ago
     The Pencil Superstar's lesson was so helpful.
    
     Good Money  11 Hours Ago
     I loved this lesson from the Pencil Superstar!
[08:20] Yayoi
    Pencil Superstar?
[08:22] Mako
    Just a little nickname.
[08:23] Mako
    It exploded overnight, and now I'm
    famous in some parts of the web.
[08:27] Mako
    My videos already have one million views.
[08:30] Mako
    I should get a ton of ad
    revenue from that, too.
SIGN    Posts
SIGN    Followers
SIGN    Follow
SIGN    Request Follow
SIGN    Following
[08:34] Mako
    They're blowing! The winds of
    fame and fortune are blowing!
[08:37] Yayoi
    It's a storm! The yen pressure
    system is creating a storm!
[08:40] Yuzu
    The yen pressure system is shaking the atmosphere!
[08:42] Yomogi
    What the heck is a yen pressure system?!
[08:43] Mako
    But that isn't enough for me!
[08:46] Mako
    So far, I'm just nouveau riche.
[08:48] Mako
    If I want to be truly rich and famous,
[08:50] Mako
    I need a life that makes
    people really jealous!
[08:52] Yayoi
    She's getting a ton of comments.
SIGN    Money Money  3 Minutes Ago
     If Mako-chan holds a seminar,
     I definitely want to participate!!!!
[08:54] Yuzu
    It says, "If Mako-chan holds a seminar,
    I definitely want to participate."
[08:58] Mako
    That's it!
[08:59] Yuzu
    You're going to hold a seminar?
[09:01] Mako
    Tsk, tsk, tsk...
[09:02] Mako
    There's only one of me,
[09:04] Mako
    and there's a limit to how many
    people can attend a seminar.
[09:06] Mako
    It'd be inefficient.
[09:08] Mako
    There's an easier way.
[09:10] Mako
    Yeah, I'll do an online salon!
[09:12] Yayoi
    Online salon?
[09:14] Mako
    The organizer gets people together
    online to share information
[09:17] Mako
    and hold different kinds of
    events. It's like a club.
[09:21] Yomogi
    I still don't get it.
[09:22] Yomogi
    It sounds like you're trying to bottle
    and sell tap water. It's kind of scary.
[09:25] Yayoi
    You should try it too, Yomogi!
[09:27] Yayoi
    But do it like you're selling
    takoyaki instead of water.
[09:29] Yomogi
    That would just make me
     a traveling salesman.
[09:32] Yuzu
    But won't it take a lot of work to get
    an online salon up and running?
SIGN    Tea with Money
SIGN    Membership Fee
    10,000 Per Month
[09:35] Mako
    It's ready!
SIGN    Membership Fee
    10,000 Per Month
[09:36] Yayoi
    Too fast!
[09:38] Mako
    Just wait, Saeka, Hikari.
[09:41] Mako
    I'll show you. I'll become
    rich and famous, too!
SIGN    Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:49] Saeka
    We certainly have a large
    number of sweets to advertise.
[09:53] Hikari
    I couldn't help it.
[09:54] Hikari
    My father isn't interested in comedy at all.
[09:57] Hikari
    He'll only let me do the Teppen Grand Prix
    if I plug our sweets during the routine.
[10:02] Saeka
    Normally, Mako would be
    gobbling them up by now.
[10:05] Hikari
    She's been spending a lot of time
     with Young Wai-Wai lately.
[10:08] Saeka
    Shall we bring them some later, then?
[10:14] Yayoi
    Wow!
SIGN    Tea with Money
SIGN    Registered:
[10:16] Yayoi
    You've already got more than
     10,000 people signed up!
[10:18] Yuzu
    And you just set it up yesterday!
[10:20] Yomogi
    But what in the world are you wearing?
[10:22] Mako
    My superstar status calls
     for superstar fashion!
[10:26] Mako
    Oh, it's time for the online salon.
[10:29] Member
    And so, I'd really like to ask
    your advice about what I need
[10:32] Member
    for the next step of my business scheme.
[10:35] Yayoi
    Hey, what's a "scheme"?
[10:37] Yomogi
    It's super helpful for cleaning
    stuff like a takoyaki grill.
[10:40] Yomogi
    You just blast it with hot water vapor.
[10:42] Yuzu
    Eh-heh, isn't that steam?
[10:43] Mako
    Basically, I think the important
    thing is commitment.
[10:47] Mako
    When you adjust for the results,
[10:49] Mako
    it has the benefit of maximizing your synergy.
[10:51] Mako
    Brush up your commitment
    to make it a prioritization,
[10:54] Mako
    so you can initiative consensus, and then
[10:57] Mako
    your rice curry will bring
    forth a win-win wiener bomb
[10:59] Mako
    that you can wish on a hamburger man!
[11:01] Yayoi
    M-Mako-chan's speaking a foreign language!
[11:04] Yomogi
    Speaking only in Japanese could get you
    kicked out of the online salon world.
[11:08] Mako
    Phew!
[11:09] Yayoi
    Mako-chan, that was amazing!
    What did all that stuff mean?
[11:13] Mako
    I don't have the slightest clue.
[11:14] Yayoi
    Huh?!
[11:15] Mako
    I just strung together some words
    I found online that looked good.
[11:19] Yomogi
    But your viewers looked convinced.
[11:21] Mako
    The important thing is mood, not meaning.
[11:24] Mako
    That's just how it works.
[11:25] Yuzu
    That can't really be true.
[11:27] Mako
    I've already reached 10,000 members,
[11:30] Mako
    and each membership costs 10,000 yen.
[11:32] Mako
    So add it all up, and...
[11:36] Mako
    If I earn this much every month, I'm rich!
[11:40] Mako
    I'd totally live up to the celeb name!
[11:43] Mako
    I'll be the definition of rich and famous!
[11:45] Yayoi
    I can see it! The castle of
    gold shining behind you!
[11:48] Yuzu
    And the yen pressure system
    could split the world in half!
[11:51] Yomogi
    Seriously, what's a yen pressure system?!
[11:53] Mako
    Heh. But that ain't all.
    I'm gonna keep hitting the jackpot!
[11:58] Yayoi
    Come in.
[12:00] Saeka
    We wanted to share these with you.
[12:02] Saeka
    Thank you for always being so kind to Mako.
[12:04] Mako
    Saeka!
[12:05] Yayoi
    Wow! Thank you!
[12:08] Mako
    W-What?
[12:11] Saeka
    Your brow is furrowed.
[12:13] Mako
    Huh?
[12:14] Saeka
    Celebri-Tea should always be
    proper and elegant. Right?
[12:20] Mako
    My face looks... so trashy right now.
[12:23] Yuzu
    Huh?
[12:25] Yuzu
    One of the salon members has a suggestion.
[12:28] Yayoi
    He says he wants to sell power pencils that
    are infused with Mako-chan's abilities.
[12:32] Yomogi
    What the heck is a power pencil?
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[12:35] Yuzu
    This guy's saying he'd
    pay 10,000 yen for one.
[12:37] Mako
    Seriously?!
[12:38] Yuzu
    Oh! Look at all the pre-orders!
[12:40] Yuzu
    This is going to make you
    even richer, Mako-chan!
[12:43] Mako
    Y-Yeah...
[12:45] Mako
    Is this really going to bring me
    closer to Saeka and Hikari?
[12:51] Mako
    To those two?
[12:53] Yayoi
    Ah! Another fun suggestion.
    An online handshake event!
[12:56] Yomogi
    Don't the thrills come from
    actually shaking hands, though?
[12:59] Yayoi
    They'll be virtual thrills!
[13:01] Yuzu
    50,000 yen each...
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[13:03] Yuzu
    But so many people are interested!
[13:05] Yomogi
    Another huge profit...
[13:07] Yayoi
    Check out this one!
[13:08] Yayoi
    "Sell the rights to be reincarnated
    in a virtual world
[13:11] Yayoi
    after being virtually run over by
    Mako-chan driving a virtual truck."
[13:14] Yomogi
    There's not a scrap of product there.
[13:15] Yuzu
    But it's already flooded with requests!
[13:18] Mako
    The money... It just keeps coming!
[13:21] Mako
    But the thing I really wanted to be is...
[13:24] Yayoi
    Another one! "Get an online
    roundhouse kick from Mako-chan..."
[13:26] Mako
    Enough!
[13:29] Yayoi
    Mako-chan?
[13:31] Mako
    I can't do it like this.
[13:35] Mako
    I first saw them at our high school
     entrance ceremony.
[13:38] Mako
    Saeka and Hikari seemed to be a
    different color than everyone else.
[13:42] Yuzu
    A different color?
[13:43] Mako
    They weren't like anyone else.
[13:45] Mako
    It's as if they were colored in
    with paints made just for them.
[13:48] Mako
    That's what it looked like to me.
[13:51] Mako
    But of course they did.
[13:52] Mako
    One was the heiress to the
    biggest tea company in Japan.
[13:56] Mako
    The other was the heiress to
    a legendary sweets company.
[13:59] Mako
    They were both born special.
    They were so lucky.
[14:02] Mako
    I knew we came from different worlds,
[14:05] Mako
    but when I saw how excited they
    got talking about comedy,
[14:09] Mako
    I just had to meet them.
[14:10] Mako
    You know how unusual it is to
    find women seriously into comedy.
[14:14] Yuzu
    I sure do.
[14:15] Mako
    I wanted to become friends,
    even though I was so different.
[14:20] Mako
    And before I knew it,
[14:22] Mako
    I was lying to them and saying
    I was the daughter of a CEO, too.
[14:26] Yayoi
    So the reason you needed
    all that money was...
[14:29] Mako
    If I kept lying, I knew I'd
    eventually blow my cover.
[14:33] Mako
    If I actually became rich and famous, though,
[14:35] Mako
    I thought the three of us could
     become real friends at last.
[14:41] Mako
    But this isn't the right way.
[14:43] Mako
    I can't really explain it, but even
    if I get rich and famous this way,
[14:46] Mako
    I still don't think I'd be on their level.
[14:49] Mako
    So...
[14:52] Mako
    I'll do it my way instead!
[14:55] Yomogi
    What are you doing now?
[14:57] Mako
    Real celebrities are people
    that everyone looks up to.
[15:01] Mako
    They're almost dreamlike.
[15:02] Mako
    If I want to be like that,
[15:04] Mako
    first I need to give some dreams back
    to the people that supported me.
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[15:09] Mako
    Tell me what you really want to do in life!
[15:11] Young woman
    I want to build a nursing home
    out in the country,
[15:14] ---
    but I'm having trouble with financing.
[15:16] Mako
    Okay! I'll sponsor that!
[15:19] Young man
    Japanese society has a big
    problem with young people
[15:22] Young man
    who get burned out and can't find new jobs.
[15:26] Mako
    I'll take your word for it. I'll sponsor!
[15:29] Old woman
    I want to buy some nice clothes for my
    granddaughter's Shichi-Go-San celebration.
[15:33] Mako
    I'll sponsor it!
[15:35] Mako
    Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor!
[15:38] Mako
    Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor! Sponsor!
[15:46] Yuzu
    Mako-chan's yen pressure
     system dissipated.
[15:49] Yomogi
    I still don't know what the heck that is.
[15:51] Yayoi
    You're amazing, Mako-chan!
    You made people's dreams come true!
[15:56] Mako
    I used up all of my money
    in the process, though.
[16:00] Mako
    And the party is tonight.
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[16:02] Mako
    I didn't get a dress
    after all. What do I do?
[16:09] Yayoi
    Mako-chan...
[16:11] Mako
    What?
[16:12] Yayoi
    Ta-dah!
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[16:18] Mako
    I finally made it!
[16:21] Hikari
    Oh, you're late, Mako.
[16:24] Mako
    Sorry, sorry!
[16:31] Saeka
    That's a very nice dress.
[16:34] Mako
    Isn't it?
[16:36] (Flashback) Yayoi
    Ta-dah!
[16:38] (Flashback) Mako
    Is this...?
[16:40] (Flashback) Yayoi
    Don't you think it turned out all right?
[16:42] (Flashback) Yayoi
    We worked so hard to make it.
[16:44] (Flashback) Yuzu
    It took a while to find cheap
    fabrics that looked expensive.
[16:48] (Flashback) Yomogi
    Just tell people it's a dress
     from an up-and-coming,
[16:50] (Flashback) Yomogi
    avant-garde young fashion designer,
     and you'll be fine.
[16:54] (Flashback) Yomogi
    Probably.
[16:55] (Flashback) Mako
    Guys...
[16:58] (Flashback) Mako
    Wow! Thank you!
[17:00] (Flashback) Mako
    I'll never call okonomiyaki
    a random mess again!
[17:04] (Flashback) Mako
    And I'll always eat the
    octopus in takoyaki, too!
[17:06] (Flashback) Yayoi
    You really called it that?
[17:07] (Flashback) Yomogi
    You actually picked it out?
[17:17] Koseki
    Well, well.
[17:18] Koseki
    If it isn't Saeka-san,
     the Yabukita En tea company heiress.
[17:22] Koseki
    How have you been?
[17:23] Saeka
    It's nice to see you again.
[17:25] Saeka
    This is Koseki-san, from the
    film distribution company.
[17:28] Koseki
    Indeed, I am Koseki.
[17:29] Koseki
    And is this the Jogasaki
    Confectionery heiress?
[17:32] Koseki
    I've always wanted to meet you!
[17:35] Hikari
    The pleasure is mine, I'm sure.
[17:38] Mako
    Huh?
[17:38] Koseki
    But Saeka-san, you get lovelier by the day.
[17:42] Koseki
    What do you think about making
    your debut as an actress?
[17:44] Saeka
    Thank you, but I think I'll pass.
[17:46] Saeka
    I really don't think I'm
    cut out to be an actress.
[17:48] Koseki
    There you go again.
[17:49] Koseki
    Oh, I have to say hello
    to your father as well.
[17:52] Koseki
    We'll speak again.
[17:56] Mako
    What about me?
[17:58] Mako
    Excuse me. I'll take everything!
[18:01] Chef
    Huh?
[18:02] Mako
    It's all-you-can-eat, right?
[18:05] Yayoi
    Hey, stop!
[18:07] Mako
    Huh? Why are you here?
[18:08] Yayoi
    Heh heh heh... We snuck in.
[18:11] Yuzu
    We were worried about you.
[18:13] Mako
    Aw, you don't need to worry about me.
[18:15] Yuzu
    If you don't act like you're rich
    and famous, it'll raise eyebrows.
[18:19] Mako
    You're right. This tiny plate
    wouldn't fit everything, anyway.
[18:23] Mako
    But I expected that, so I brought
    containers for the food!
[18:26] Yomogi
    That isn't the point!
[18:30] Koseki
    Ouch!
[18:32] Mako
    Oh! I'm sorry!
[18:38] Koseki
    Don't go dropping your garbage
    in my party, you dumb brat!
[18:41] Koseki
    Hey, make sure that girl
    doesn't get back in here.
[18:44] Young guy
    Yes, sir.
[18:45] Koseki
    I can't take it.
[18:48] Koseki
    Being in the same room with a bum
    like that makes me want to puke.
[18:54] Hikari
    It's nice and hot.
[18:55] Saeka
    Thank you.
[18:58] Koseki
    And that dress, too. I can only put
    up with so much trash at once.
[19:01] Koseki
    How dare she wear that cheap thing here!
[19:06] Koseki
    It burns!
[19:09] Koseki
    Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
[19:12] Saeka
    Please don't fret.
[19:14] Saeka
    That wasn't cheap.
    It was very high-quality tea.
[19:18] Yayoi
    What? What?
[19:19] Saeka
    Someone like you, who sees nothing
    but money, would never understand
[19:24] Saeka
    how valuable that dress actually is.
[19:27] Koseki
    Eh?
[19:28] Saeka
    Furthermore, no matter who you are, I will
    not tolerate someone insulting my friends.
[19:34] Koseki
    Ah! I'm... Ungh!
[19:36] Saeka
    Now, please excuse me.
[19:42] Saeka
    My childhood friend Hikari was the only
    person I felt I could be myself with.
[19:46] Saeka
    My classmates and the other
    children gave me a wide berth.
[19:49] Saeka
    They felt that I came from a different world.
[19:52] Saeka
    It was as if there was an invisible wall
    around me. I was tremendously lonely.
[19:57] Saeka
    But Mako, with nothing but a love
    of comedy, broke down that wall.
[20:04] Saeka
    I can't tell you what a relief it was.
[20:07] Yayoi
    You both knew that Mako wasn't
    rich and famous, didn't you?
[20:10] Hikari
    Of course we did.
[20:12] Hikari
    We knew she was working online
    to make money all week, too.
[20:16] Yomogi
    You did?
[20:17] Hikari
    Naturally. She wasn't
    exactly sneaky about it.
[20:20] Saeka
    We planned to make it look like
    she won a contest or something,
[20:23] Saeka
    and arrange for her to get a dress that way.
[20:26] Saeka
    But thanks to you all,
    we didn't have to do that.
[20:30] Yuzu
    Did you have to go that far?
[20:31] Yuzu
    Why couldn't you just talk
     to Mako-chan about it?
[20:34] Yayoi
    Yeah. Mako-chan is really worried
    that she can't be your friend
[20:37] Yayoi
    unless she's rich like you.
[20:39] Saeka
    If we told her to simply stay the way she is,
[20:42] Saeka
    when she's been working so hard to fit in,
[20:44] Saeka
    wouldn't that be the truly arrogant,
    condescending behavior?
[20:47] Hikari
    It's not as if it'd stop her, anyway.
[20:50] Saeka
    That's right. It wouldn't stop her.
[20:52] Mako
    Hey. You were both here the whole time?
[20:56] Mako
    Ah! This isn't what it looks like!
[20:58] Mako
    I thought I'd bring some gifts to
    all the servants I have at home.
[21:06] Saeka
    The three of us are already friends.
[21:12] Saeka
    If I put effort into it, I could
    probably buy all of Japan.
[21:15] Hikari
    No way!
[21:16] Hikari
    But... I guess I can't rule
    it out in your case, Saeka.
[21:18] Mako
    You mean you haven't bought a country yet?
[21:21] Mako
    I've already bought, like,
    ten countries myself!
[21:23] Saeka
    Oh, my. But I'm not jealous at all.
[21:26] Saeka
    I already have the things I wanted most.
[21:31] Hikari
    What are you even talking about?
     Let's drop it already.
[21:41] Seiji
    Hngh!
[21:46] Mako
    Prince Shotoku, lend me your powers!
[21:49] Yuzu
    She got a job transcribing interviews.
[21:51] Yomogi
    But ten at once? That's crazy!
[21:53] Yuzu
    I wonder what she's saving up for this time.
[21:56] Yayoi
    Well, if we need to, we could
    always make it for her again!
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[22:02] Mako
    It's a robot, but I can't tell them that...
[22:05] [SONG] Lead
    Go! We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
    Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
    on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
    We've just got four minutes, but we
    hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
    Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
    didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
    We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
    Here at home with you, in your living room,
     we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
    We've all dreamed to see if we could be
    on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
    It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
    If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
    so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:54] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
    We'll hit it big if we
    keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
    We never knew that life
    could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
    and now that we're going, you know
    there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
    We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
    All of our searching, all of our
    training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
    But to us now, those memories
    will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
    All of the tears, all of the pain,
    rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
    We want to laugh it all away with you,
    right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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