E11 - The Boss Battle Chapter

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[00:04] All three
    Hello!
[00:05] Yayoi
    I'm Yayoi.
[00:06] Yomogi
    I'm Yomogi.
[00:08] Yuzu
    I'm Yuzu.
[00:09] Yuzu
    Y!
[00:09] Yayoi
    Y!
[00:10] Yomogi
    Y!
[00:10] All three
    We're Young Wai-Wai!
[00:12] Yayoi
    Time sure flies, doesn't it?
[00:14] Yomogi
    For sure!
[00:16] Yayoi
    It feels like the dinosaurs
    went extinct just yesterday.
[00:18] Yomogi
    Your memory goes back to
    the Cretaceous Period?!
[00:21] Yomogi
    What kind of dinosaur are you, anyway?
[00:23] Yuzu
    Some people believe the dinosaurs moved
    underground and didn't go extinct.
[00:27] Yuzu
    You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
[00:28] Yuzu
    What's with the disclaimer there?
[00:30] Yuzu
    You think we'll get complaints from
     the underground theory believers?
[00:34] Yuzu
    But speaking of time, how about Takako-so?
[00:37] Yuzu
    Our time there has gone by in a flash.
[00:39] Yayoi
    So much has happened!
[00:42] [SONG] all
    Yeah!
[00:42] [SONG] Yomogi
    So, what's comedy?
[00:43] [SONG] Yayoi
    Yo!
[00:44] [SONG] Yuzu
    Tough question, for me
[00:45] [SONG] Yayoi
    What could it be?
    It's too far out to see!
[00:46] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
    Be! See!
[00:47] [SONG] Yomogi
    Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:47] [SONG] Yayoi
    Ye ye, in the zone!
[00:49] [SONG] Yuzu
    We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[00:49] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
    God! Horizon!
[00:51] [SONG] Kana
    Wanna see us split into bunshin
[00:51] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Yeah!
[00:52] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Bullets!
[00:52] [SONG] Kana
    And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[00:54] [SONG] Kana
    Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[00:55] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
    Nin-nin!
[00:55] [SONG] Saeka
    High society, celebrity
[00:55] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    High! Celebrity!
[00:57] [SONG] Saeka
    The cleanest jokes are our priority
[00:58] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
    Priority!
[01:00] [SONG] Miyu
    Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[01:00] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Yeah!
[01:01] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Ah! Ah!
[01:02] [SONG] Miyu
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[01:02] [SONG] Hina & Misao
    Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[01:04] [SONG] Yuina
    We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[01:05] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Ah Invaders
[01:06] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    That should tell you all you need to know
[01:07] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
    Need to know!
[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Yeah!
[01:08] [SONG] Yuzu
    Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Wai-Wai!
[01:09] [SONG] Yomogi
    Heat up the timeline!
[01:10] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Timeline!
[01:10] [SONG] Yayoi
    Scramble for the win,
    we won't give up our pride
[01:12] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Pride!
[01:13] [SONG] Yomogi
    Found a new line
[01:13] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:13] [SONG] Yuzu
    Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:15] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Oh!
[01:15] [SONG] Yayoi
    Who's on top then?
[01:16] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
    Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:16] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Take it to the top
[01:18] [SONG] all call
    Doin' it for real!
[01:19] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
    We'll show you, giving everything
     we got, oh yeah
[01:20] [SONG] all call
    Oh yeah
[01:21] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
    Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:21] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:23] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
    Running straight ahead
[01:23] [SONG] all call
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:25] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    Take it to the top
[01:25] [SONG] all call
    Yeah that's right!
[01:27] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
    It's show
[01:28] [SONG] Yomogi
    Don't slow down to hear them
     call you funny, not a day
[01:30] [SONG] Yuzu
    You'll never reach the top that way
[01:30] [SONG] all call
    Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:32] [SONG] Yayoi
    You know it's true, what we say
[01:34] [SONG] all call
    Hey!
[01:35] [SONG] all sing
    But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:38] [SONG] all call
    Yeah! Yeah!
[01:41] [SONG] all sing
    That's not why we're here
    It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:44] [SONG] all call
    All that
[01:45] [SONG] all sing
    We want to get
[01:45] [SONG] all call
    We want to get, yeah!
[01:48] [SONG] all sing
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[01:48] [SONG] all call
    At last the genuine reason
     we're living in this world
[01:53] [SONG] all sing
    Yeah if we are the ones
    that are making you laugh
[01:53] [SONG] all call
    Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[01:58] [SONG] all sing
    We gotta go so hard it'll really,
     really give us that, you know?
[02:02] [SONG] all sing
    Top of the laugh
[02:02] [SONG] all call
    Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[02:05] [SONG] all sing
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
    We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:05] [SONG] all call
    At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
     oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:10] [SONG] Yayoi
    Aw yeah!
SIGN    The Boss Battle Chapter
[02:16] Seiji
    Only three days remain in the last
    Teppen Grand Prix qualifying round.
[02:19] Seiji
    It's about time you show
    us what you're made of...
[02:24] Seiji
    in the final test!
[02:26] Yomogi
    The final test.
[02:27] Yuzu
    That's right. At the start,
[02:30] Yuzu
    he said the final qualifier would be to
    keep living at Takako-so until the end.
[02:34] Yayoi
    Huh? Does that mean...?
[02:40] Seiji
    You look like you're starting
    to take this seriously.
[02:42] Seiji
    But determination alone won't
    get you to the main event.
[02:45] Seiji
    The Teppen Grand Prix isn't that easy!
[02:48] Yayoi
    Just watch! We'll beat whatever
    test you throw at us!
[02:52] Seiji
    Heh. Well then,
[02:53] Seiji
    let's see if you can stay put inside
    the dorm for the next three days.
[02:58] Seiji
    I'll be watching closely.
[03:03] Macho men
    Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
[03:06] Macho men
    Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
[03:08] Macho men
    Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
[03:11] Macho men
    Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
[03:14] Macho men
    Macho! Macho!
[03:16] Macho men
    Ooh, muscle!
[03:18] Macho men
    Muscle! Muscle!
[03:19] Seiji
    Well?
[03:21] Seiji
    How long can you take the heat in here?
[03:24] Yayoi
    The temperature and the air are so steamy
    with machismo I feel like I'm gonna melt!
[03:29] Yuzu
    I don't want to be here one second!
[03:31] Yomogi
    Is this why he thought staying
    put would be a challenge?
[03:34] Mone
    Oh, come on! The A/C isn't working!
[03:37] Seiji
    The A/C was timed to turn off right now.
[03:40] Seiji
    I set it up that way...
[03:42] Seiji
    in the first episode!
[03:43] Kana
    What?
[03:45] Kana
    You mean that was foreshadowing all along?
[03:48] Hina
    But that doesn't make sense.
[03:49] Hina
    Takako-so was completely destroyed.
[03:51] Seiji
    Don't be so nitpicky!
[03:53] Seiji
    Be more macho! More macho!
[03:55] Misao
    Don't change the subject!
[03:56] Seiji
    Anyway, between now and the
    morning three days from now,
[03:59] Seiji
    if you take one step outside of
    Takako-so, you'll be disqualified.
[04:02] Mako
    It's so hot!
[04:03] Hikari
    Three days like this, and we'll die.
[04:06] Yomogi
    There must be something
    we can do! Something!
[04:08] Macho men
    Muscle! Muscle!
[04:10] Yuzu
    That's it! I get it now!
[04:12] Yayoi
    Yuzu, you figured it out?
[04:14] Yuzu
    There's an old proverb from
    the ancient comedy world:
[04:17] Yuzu
    "Thou shalt eat the hot
    oden whilst it is hot."
[04:19] Chitose
    Is that really an old proverb?
[04:21] Yuzu
    The point is, the heat is coming
    from the steaming hot oden.
[04:25] Yuzu
    So we should eat it!
[04:26] Saeka
    With the oden gone,
    the temperature will drop,
[04:29] Saeka
    and macho men can't survive in cold places.
[04:32] Saeka
    Is that what you mean?
[04:33] Iroha
    That's gotta be it.
[04:34] Iroha
    Macho men don't have enough
    body fat to stand the cold!
[04:38] Mako
    In that case...
[04:39] Kana
    It's our move!
[04:41] Miyu
    Leave the eating to me!
[04:43] Mako
    I call the tofu fritter!
[04:45] Mako
    You're mine!
[04:47] Seiji
    Muscle turbo!
[04:49] Seiji
    On!
[04:50] Mako
    What?!
[04:51] Miyu
    The pot dodged?!
[04:52] Macho men
    Muscle! Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
[04:57] Kana
    We can't grab anything with
    them squatting that fast!
[05:01] Seiji
    You went after the oden, I'll give you that.
[05:04] Seiji
    But don't think you can catch a
    macho man's squat that easily!
[05:09] Yomogi
    What speed! But what kind
    of test is this anyway?
[05:13] Kana
    Now I'll never get any oden!
[05:15] Chitose
    Is there any another way?
[05:16] Chitose
    Some way to stop the macho men?
[05:18] Iroha
    That's it! We can use those!
[05:20] Chitose
    Huh?
SIGN    Miss Donut
[05:23] Mone
    The donuts Saeka brought to share!
[05:26] Iroha
    Donuts are basically
    high-calorie clumps of oil!
[05:28] Iroha
    Eat this!
[05:37] Macho man
    My PFC ratio is falling apart!
SIGN    Protein
SIGN    Fat
SIGN    Carbohydrates
[05:42] Yayoi
    They stopped moving!
[05:43] Yomogi
    Why...?
[05:44] Iroha
    They struggle every day to
    maintain an ideal PFC ratio.
[05:48] Iroha
    No macho man can face the
    terror of having that ruined.
[05:51] Chitose
    Macho life is too weird!
[05:53] Yomogi
    Now's our chance!
[05:54] Miyu
    It's mine!
[05:55] Mako
    Chesuto!
[05:55] Miyu
    Whoa!
[05:55] Yomogi
    Get 'em!
[05:56] Miyu
    Ouch!
[05:58] Mako
    Huff, huff, huff...
[05:59] Yuina
    Let's all work together!
[06:01] Chihori
    Yeah! Compared to a solar prominence,
     hot oden is nothing!
[06:05] Saeka
    Let's combine our strength and eat it up!
[06:08] Yuina
    It's still hot!
[06:10] Hina
    Oh. I hate konjac. Here, Miyu.
[06:12] Miyu
    Ouch! Don't stick hot konjac
    on my face! I'll die!
[06:20] Yuzu
    I'm exhausted.
[06:22] Mone
    Ugh... I'm stuffed.
[06:26] Yuina
    It's getting pretty late.
[06:27] Yuina
    Let's go to bed so we're ready for tomorrow.
[06:32] Misao
    What's that noise?
[06:34] Chitose
    Who's playing upbeat
    music when we're all so tired?!
[06:55] Hikari
    Could you sleep?
[06:56] Miyu
    No way. Not a wink.
[06:59] Miyu
    They were dancing right next to me.
[07:02] Hikari
    I hear that.
[07:03] Yuina
    Are these people ever going to stop dancing?
[07:07] Kana
    Why don't we ask them to leave?
[07:09] Chitose
    Would they even listen when
    they're having so much fun?
[07:14] Yuzu
    Are those...
[07:16] Yuzu
    clothespins?
[07:18] Yuzu
    If we pull those clothespins,
    we might be able to move them.
[07:21] Mako
    Oh, yeah! So that's what they're for!
[07:24] Misao
    What the heck? They aren't moving at all.
[07:27] Yomogi
    They won't even budge!
[07:30] Seiji
    It won't work.
[07:31] Seiji
    You'd need superhuman strength to
    make trained samba dancers move.
[07:35] Mone
    Seiji-san, were you drumming all night?
[07:38] Yuzu
    There's an old proverb from
    the ancient comedy world:
[07:42] Yuzu
    "Thou shalt clip clothespins to thy face."
SIGN    Yuzu-neesan's...
SIGN    ...Declaration
[07:45] Misao
    Where are you getting these proverbs?!
[07:47] Yuzu
    If we clip the clothespins to our faces,
    we might be able to pull the dancers!
[07:51] Misao
    And how does that make any sense?!
[07:52] Kana
    It probably increases surface force.
[07:55] Misao
    What the heck is "surface force"?!
[07:56] Hikari
    If there's no other way,
    we'll just have to try it.
[08:00] Saeka
    But we'll need to choose who will endure
    the humiliation of a clothespin face.
[08:05] Mako
    Shouldn't it be the girls with the
    faces most suited to clothespins?
[08:09] Mako
    Why me?!
[08:10] Saeka
    Do your best, Mako.
[08:10] Chihori
    Ow, ow, ow!
[08:13] Chihori
    It hurts!
[08:14] Chihori
    It hurts as much as when I got
    hit by a meteorite on Mars!
[08:18] Yuina
    W-We're counting on you, Chihori.
[08:20] Hina
    It suits you, Miyu.
[08:22] Miyu
    I don't wanna hear it!
[08:23] Kana
    Iroha-senpai, doesn't it hurt?
[08:25] Iroha
    I thought it might come to this,
    so I've been exercising my face.
[08:28] Iroha
    I'm fine.
[08:29] Mako
    All right, then. One, two...
[08:32] Mako; Chihori; Miyu; Iroha
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[08:34] Yayoi
    Ah! They moved a little!
[08:36] Mako
    My skin! It's tearing off my skin!
[08:38] Saeka
    I'll replenish your skin!
    Replace it, even!
[08:41] Saeka
    Keep going!
[08:42] All
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[08:51] Yayoi
    That was crazy, guys.
SIGN    Felt like my face was getting destroyed
[08:54] Yayoi
    Mm-hmm.
[08:56] Yuzu
    We now know where this is leading.
[08:58] Yomogi
    Yeah. When they try to force us out,
    we have to counter with comedy.
[09:05] Yayoi
    Now that we know how to play, we can't lose.
[09:08] Yayoi
    When did Seiji-san leave?
[09:14] Mone
    W-We're under attack?!
[09:19] Yuina
    They have darts and blowguns!
[09:21] Yomogi
    Hey, that's dangerous!
    You could've hit someone!
[09:26] Yuzu
    Yomogi!
[09:27] Yayoi
    Don't die on us!
[09:28] Chitose
    There's no way she'd die from that.
[09:30] Mone
    I bet it's mega painful, though.
[09:34] Hikari
    Can we take cover somewhere?
[09:36] Hikari
    Huh?
[09:37] Hikari
    Where did that thing come from?
[09:40] Kana
    Perfect timing, though!
[09:42] Kana
    Darts can't fly through a bath.
[09:44] Chitose
    Stop, Kana!
[09:45] Chitose
    If this is like the others, that's...!
[09:48] Kana
    Huh?
[09:49] Kana
    Aaahoowww!
[09:51] Chitose
    Super-hot water. I knew it.
[09:53] Mako
    Hey! We can't get in water that hot!
[09:56] Yuzu
    No! If it's that hot, then we must get in it!
[09:59] Hina
    Say what?
[10:01] Yuzu
    There's an old proverb from
    the ancient comedy world:
[10:05] Yuzu
    "Don't push me. Don't push me. Okay, push!"
[10:08] Yuzu
    Jumping into a super-hot
    bath is a comedy standard.
[10:13] Hina
    A comedy standard?
[10:17] Misao
    So we either get shot by darts
    or jump in hot water?
[10:20] Miyu
    Okay, then!
[10:23] Miyu
    I'll go in at my own pace.
[10:26] Miyu
    Don't push me. Don't push me.
[10:28] Miyu
    Don't push me. Don't push me!
[10:33] Miyu
    Okay, push!
[10:34] Miyu
    Aaah! It's so hot!
[10:36] Misao
    M-Miyu!
[10:37] Misao
    We gotta follow Miyu in!
[10:39] Misao
    Jump in the water!
[10:42] Yayoi
    O-Okay!
[10:43] Yuzu
    Ah! It's hot!
[10:45] Yuina
    Chihori, the darts!
[10:45] Chihori
    Aah! One stuck me!
[10:48] Seiji
    Sounds like they're doing pretty well.
[10:50] Seiji
    But we're just getting started.
SIGN    Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:02] Kana
    Nobody's out there.
[11:03] Mako
    Yeah. Is the test over already?
[11:05] Yuzu
    I don't think so.
[11:07] Yuzu
    The deadline is tomorrow morning.
[11:09] Yuzu
    Anything could happen before then!
[11:12] Miyu
    But we're ready for whatever
     they throw at us now.
[11:17] Police (Seiji)
    To the suspects barricaded
     inside Takako-so:
[11:20] Police (Seiji)
    Release the hostages and
    surrender immediately!
[11:23] Chitose
    What does he mean "suspects"?
[11:24] Chitose
    We don't have any hostages!
[11:26] Police (Seiji)
    Immediately release the smoked chicken
    tenders that Seiji so lovingly prepared!
[11:31] Yomogi
    The chicken tenders are our hostages?!
[11:33] Police (Seiji)
    We're the Muscle Police!
    You must follow our orders.
[11:36] Misao
    They ain't even real cops!
[11:38] Yayoi
    Does that mean this is part of the test?
[11:41] Yuzu
    It seems like it.
[11:43] Police (Seiji)
    Your criminal activities are
    making your parents suffer!
[11:47] Hikari's mom
    Hikari? You're in there, right?
[11:48] Hikari
    Huh?! Mom?!
[11:50] Hikari's mom
    I heard you were involved in a crime.
[11:53] Hikari's mom
    That makes me so sad!
[11:55] Mako
    What a cheap move, to bring her mom into it!
[11:57] Hikari's mom
    You've never been the type to cause trouble.
[12:00] Hikari's mom
    You've always been such
    a good, gentle child!
[12:03] Hikari
    Mom...
[12:03] Mako
    Huh?!
[12:04] Hikari
    Mom!
[12:07] Hikari's mom
    I want you to remember who you are,
[12:09] Hikari's mom
    so I'm going to read the grade
    school essay you wrote.
[12:13] Hikari
    Huh?
[12:14] Hikari's mom
    "When I Grow Up," by Jogasaki Hikari,
     Grade Six, Class One.
[12:18] Hikari's mom
    "Everybody calls me Princess Hikari.
[12:22] Hikari's mom
    I think it's because I give off
    a super-strong princess vibe.
[12:27] Hikari's mom
    This little princess's mom and
    dad own a sweets company."
[12:32] Iroha
    This is horrible. How embarrassing.
[12:35] Chitose
    It's pure hell.
[12:36] Hikari
    I'll make her stop.
[12:37] Saeka
    You can't, Hikari!
[12:38] Yuzu
    She's right! That's exactly
    what they want you to do!
[12:41] Yuzu
    These tests are all based
    on variety TV show gags.
[12:44] Yayoi
    Variety show gags?
[12:46] Yuzu
    Yeah.
[12:46] Yuzu
    Since ancient times, it's been
     common on variety shows
[12:48] Yuzu
    to have the guest comedians' parents
    make a surprise appearance.
[12:51] Yuzu
    If the guests get angry about it,
    they're never invited to the show again.
[12:56] Yomogi
    So no matter how embarrassing
    our parents are,
[12:59] Yomogi
    it's important to keep reacting
    without actually getting angry?
[13:03] Yuzu
    Probably.
[13:04] Kana's mom
    Kana, can you hear me?
[13:05] Kana
    Ma?
[13:06] Chitose
    Wha—Next up is Kana's ma?
[13:08] Kana
    Oh, don't say any weird stuff about me, Ma.
[13:11] Kana
    Like the essay I wrote about becoming
    the world's number one idol,
[13:15] Kana
    or about becoming the god of Naniwa.
[13:17] Kana
    That stuff is so embarrassing!
    Please don't say anything!
[13:20] Iroha
    You've already said it all.
[13:22] Kana's mom
    Actually... Kana...
[13:24] Kana's mom
    Pa left me again.
[13:28] Kana's mom
    I really wonder if it's all my fault.
[13:32] Kana's mom
    Or has he found someone else?
[13:35] Iroha
    Don't, Kana!
[13:36] Kana
    Let me go! Let me go!
SIGN    Go with the "Dad left me" routine
[13:39] Kana
    I need to go give Ma a big hug!
[13:42] Chitose
    I know how you feel, but you can't!
[13:42] Kana
    Ma! Wait for me! I'm coming! Let me go!
[13:43] Chitose
    He isn't actually gone anyway!
[13:45] Chitose
    Maybe!
[13:46] Saeka
    This is unexpected.
[13:48] Saeka
    I didn't think they would resort
    to psychological warfare.
[13:50] Miyu
    Pretty tough enemy, huh?
[13:52] Miyu
    Ah!
[13:56] Yuzu
    What is it this time?
[13:57] Miyu
    It's gotta be...
[13:59] Miyu
    This... It's gotta be!
[14:01] Miyu
    It's the Mito Komon Neo theme song!
[14:03] Komon
    To the villains tormenting the townsfolk:
[14:05] Komon
    I can no longer ignore your evil deeds!
[14:08] Miyu
    Th-That voice is...
[14:09] Komon
    Do you not recognize the
    Shogun's family crest?
[14:11] Miyu
    It's g-g-g-g-gotta be!
[14:14] Miyu
    Komon-sama's voice!
[14:15] Miyu
    They're filming Mito Komon Neo
     outside right now!
[14:19] Misao
    Don't go, Miyu! It's a trap!
[14:21] Miyu
    Trap or not, it's Mito Komon, in the raw!
[14:24] Miyu
    A once-in-a-lifetime chance!
[14:26] Miyu
    Gimme the raw Mito Komon!
[14:27] Miyu
    Show me the raw Mito Komon!
[14:30] Hina
    Stop saying "raw Mito Komon."
[14:31] Miyu
    Let me go! You gotta let me go!
SIGN    Mito Komon Neo & Space Wars
[14:37] Yuina
    What's that sound?
[14:38] Mone
    It sounds like a light saber!
[14:39] Knight
    Believe in the force of the Power!
[14:41] Mone
    Aah! He said the thing!
[14:42] Mone
    It's gotta be!
[14:43] Mone
    They're filming a Space Wars movie outside!
[14:47] Yuina
    You still can't go, Mone!
[14:49] Mone
    I wanna watch! I wanna watch! Let me go!
[14:52] Chihori
    It's probably a trap! I'm sure it's a trap!
[14:55] Komon
    What an unusual glowing sword.
[14:57] Komon
    Suke-san and Kaku-san aren't here right now,
[14:59] Komon
    so why don't you and I join forces?
[15:02] Knight
    Very well. May you also
    be guided by the Power.
[15:07] Mone
    It's a crossover!
[15:09] Mone
    It's a Space Wars and
    Mito Komon Neo crossover!
[15:12] Miyu
    Komon-sama leaves Mito
    and flies into space?!
[15:16] Miyu; Mone
    I can't live without seeing this!
[15:19] Yayoi
    Don't go!
[15:25] Yayoi
    I won't let you pass!
[15:26] Miyu
    Ouch! Move it, Yayoi!
[15:28] Miyu
    The raw Mito Komon is right out there!
[15:31] Mone
    Space is expanding!
[15:33] Yayoi
    I won't let you! If you go outside,
    you can't go to the Teppen!
[15:37] Mone
    That's none of your business!
[15:39] Yayoi
    It is too! You're my friends!
[15:41] Yayoi
    I want all of us to go to
    the main event together!
[15:46] Yomogi
    Yayoi...
[15:47] Yayoi
    I don't want anyone left out.
[15:50] Yayoi
    Let's all stand on that stage together!
[15:53] Miyu
    You're right. Our futures are on the line.
[15:57] Mone
    Sorry, Yayoi-chan. I just...
[16:00] Yayoi
    Hey, it's fine. Let's all
     eat and take a break.
[16:04] Mone
    You can have my space rations.
[16:06] Yayoi
    Really? Thanks!
[16:08] Yuzu
    Even if we get invited to work on
    our favorite shows and movies,
[16:11] Yuzu
    we can't can't neglect our
    main work as comedians.
[16:14] Yuzu
    I'm sure this test was made
    to teach us that lesson.
[16:18] Yomogi
    Is all this really necessary to
    determine Grand Prix participation?
[16:25] Kana
    We got some kind of a delivery.
[16:28] Chitose
    What are those?
[16:30] Hina
    They're VR headsets.
[16:32] Misao
    Like the gaming device?
[16:34] Yuzu
    Variety shows always have gaming segments.
[16:37] Yuzu
    This might be a test to
    see how we handle them.
[16:40] Yuina
    According to what Seiji-san said,
     today's the third day.
[16:42] Yuina
    If we hold out until morning,
    we can go to the main event.
[16:46] Yayoi
    Just a little longer! Let's make
    it to the competition together!
[16:49] Chitose
    After this, we'll be rivals, though.
[16:52] Yomogi
    Obviously. Only one team
    can make it to the top!
[16:55] Yuzu
    This must be the last test.
[16:58] Yuzu
    Stay focused, everyone.
[17:00] Yayoi
    I'm sure we can clear it
    if we all work together!
[17:03] Yomogi
    Let's give it all we got!
[17:08] Yayoi
    Wow! Awesome!
[17:11] Chitose
    It's really like we're inside a game.
[17:13] Chitose
    VR is awesome.
[17:16] Yuina
    Hey, look! The cows have wings!
     Just like an isekai!
[17:20] Mone
    Probably hard to milk them, though.
[17:23] Mako
    But why tracksuits?
[17:25] Hina
    Everyone wears tracksuits
    in isekai. It's a rule.
[17:28] Villager
    Oh, gee. Are y'all adventurers?
[17:32] Yomogi
    What crappy graphics!
[17:34] Yomogi
    He totally sticks out from the background!
[17:36] Villager
    This here's the perfect village
    to start an adventure in.
[17:40] Villager
    If you need anything,
    you should visit the tool shop.
[17:44] Villager
    Here's 100 gold, so why don'tcha get set up?
[17:48] Yomogi; Yayoi
    Thank you very much!
[17:50] Misao
    Such a nice character, too.
     Kinda makes it more sad.
[17:53] Villager
    Ah, there she is. That over
    there is my daughter.
[17:59] Yomogi
    And the daughter's model is high quality?!
[18:01] Yomogi
    Put some resources into the dad, too!
[18:03] Villager
    Her name is Lady Meat Wench.
    I hope you'll get along.
[18:07] Chitose
    What a messed-up name!
    The devs need a taste overhaul!
[18:11] Yuina
    Wh-What?
[18:19] Yomogi
    Something really nasty just spawned.
[18:21] Mone
    It's the final boss! Look at it!
    It's gotta be the final boss!
[18:25] Mako
    But that's weird! Why would the final
    boss appear in the starting village?
[18:30] Last Boss
    I heard that some brave heroes had arrived.
[18:33] Last Boss
    I figured I'd smash you to bits before
    you had a chance to level up.
[18:38] Misao
    He's just gonna betray time-honored
     final boss conventions and skip ahead?!
[18:42] Misao
    What a coward!
[18:44] Last Boss
    The humans have spread too far.
[18:46] Last Boss
    At this rate, the entire planet will perish.
[18:49] Chitose
    What's he talking about all of a sudden?
[18:51] Iroha
    It's typical final boss dialogue.
[18:54] Last Boss
    There is no time left.
[18:55] Last Boss
    To save the planet, I must wipe
    out the humans. It is decided.
[18:59] Hina
    What a cliché motive.
    Don't you know this is the Reiwa era?
[19:02] Last Boss
    Silence!
[19:09] Villager
    No, no, no!
[19:10] Mako
    Mr. Villager!
[19:11] Yayoi
    Aah!
[19:12] Last Boss
    Perish, humans!
[19:15] Miyu
    I ain't gonna let you win!
[19:17] Miyu
    Monkfish Stew Fire!
SIGN    Monkfish Stew
[19:20] Monkfish
    Pigyah!
SIGN    Monkfish from Oarai
[19:21] Kana
    Attack! Naniwa Summonster!
SIGN    Naniwa Summonster
[19:23] Naniwa Doll
    How's it hangin', man?
[19:25] Saeka
    Thank you for your purchase!
[19:26] Saeka
    Credit Withdrawal Glitter!
[19:27] Chihori
    The Big Bang Next Door!
SIGN    Gold Bullion
SIGN    Singularity
[19:29] Monkfish
    Pigyaaah!
[19:29] Singularity
    Birth of the universe!
[19:29] Naniwa Doll
    All good. And you? And you?
[19:34] Last Boss
    No effect. No effect at all!
[19:36] Last Boss
    You will never defeat me!
[19:38] Last Boss
    Your world will fall under my control!
[19:44] Yayoi
    This way!
[19:46] Yayoi
    Hurry!
[19:57] Yomogi
    Yayoi...
[20:02] Yayoi
    I'll defeat you myself!
[20:09] Saeka
    Stop! You're going too far!
[20:11] Yayoi
    I don't care!
[20:26] Last Boss
    Is that all you got?
[20:30] Yayoi
    Why, you...
[20:33] Yayoi
    I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
[20:37] Yayoi
    Yomogi! Yuzu!
[20:40] Yuzu
    Let's finish this.
[20:41] Yomogi
    We will.
[20:42] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi
    With one attack!
[20:47] Yomogi
    Take this!
[20:48] Yuzu
    Death blow!
[20:49] Yayoi
    Young Wai-Wai!
[20:50] Last Boss
    I-It can't be!
[20:52] Last Boss
    Did their delicate bond of friendship
    affect the world's code
[20:55] Last Boss
    and glitch their XP?!
[20:59] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi
    Slash!
[21:07] Last Boss
    It can't be... The bugs! Fix the bugs!
[21:12] Last Boss
    Optimize the... code...
[21:14] Last Boss
    Apologems...
[21:17] Cow
    Moo!
[21:19] Cow
    Moo!
[21:28] Yayoi
    Yes!
[21:29] Yomogi
    We succeeded!
[21:40] All three
    A-Are we...?
[21:43] Seiji
    There's an old proverb from
    the ancient comedy world:
[21:48] Seiji
    "Thou shalt not lose thyself
    in games and quizzes
[21:53] Seiji
    and forget thy true work."
[21:56] Seiji
    Young Wai-Wai is...
[21:58] Seiji
    out!
SIGN    Young Wai-Wai
    Disqualified
[22:03] Yayoi
    No way...
[22:04] [SONG] Lead
    Go! We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
    Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
    on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
    We've just got four minutes, but we
    hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
    Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
    didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
    We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
    Here at home with you, in your living room,
     we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
    We've all dreamed to see if we could be
    on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
    It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
    If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
    so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
    Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
    We'll hit it big if we
    keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
    We never knew that life
    could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
    and now that we're going, you know
    there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
    We want to live life to
    the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
    All of our searching, all of our
    training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
    But to us now, those memories
    will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
    All of the tears, all of the pain,
    rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
    We want to laugh it all away with you,
    right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
SIGN    The Laughter Chapter