# E11 - The Boss Battle Chapter
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**[00:04] All three**
Hello!
**[00:05] Yayoi**
I'm Yayoi.
**[00:06] Yomogi**
I'm Yomogi.
**[00:08] Yuzu**
I'm Yuzu.
**[00:09] Yuzu**
Y!
**[00:09] Yayoi**
Y!
**[00:10] Yomogi**
Y!
**[00:10] All three**
We're Young Wai-Wai!
**[00:12] Yayoi**
Time sure flies, doesn't it?
**[00:14] Yomogi**
For sure!
**[00:16] Yayoi**
It feels like the dinosaurs
went extinct just yesterday.
**[00:18] Yomogi**
Your memory goes back to
the Cretaceous Period?!
**[00:21] Yomogi**
What kind of dinosaur are you, anyway?
**[00:23] Yuzu**
Some people believe the dinosaurs moved
underground and didn't go extinct.
**[00:27] Yuzu**
You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
**[00:28] Yuzu**
What's with the disclaimer there?
**[00:30] Yuzu**
You think we'll get complaints from
the underground theory believers?
**[00:34] Yuzu**
But speaking of time, how about Takako-so?
**[00:37] Yuzu**
Our time there has gone by in a flash.
**[00:39] Yayoi**
So much has happened!
**[00:42] [SONG] all**
Yeah!
**[00:42] [SONG] Yomogi**
So, what's comedy?
**[00:43] [SONG] Yayoi**
Yo!
**[00:44] [SONG] Yuzu**
Tough question, for me
**[00:45] [SONG] Yayoi**
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
**[00:46] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi**
Be! See!
**[00:47] [SONG] Yomogi**
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
**[00:47] [SONG] Yayoi**
Ye ye, in the zone!
**[00:49] [SONG] Yuzu**
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
**[00:49] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi**
God! Horizon!
**[00:51] [SONG] Kana**
Wanna see us split into bunshin
**[00:51] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Yeah!
**[00:52] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Bullets!
**[00:52] [SONG] Kana**
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
**[00:54] [SONG] Kana**
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
**[00:55] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Nin-nin!
**[00:55] [SONG] Saeka**
High society, celebrity
**[00:55] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
High! Celebrity!
**[00:57] [SONG] Saeka**
The cleanest jokes are our priority
**[00:58] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
Priority!
**[01:00] [SONG] Miyu**
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
**[01:00] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Yeah!
**[01:01] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Ah! Ah!
**[01:02] [SONG] Miyu**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
**[01:02] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
**[01:04] [SONG] Yuina**
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
**[01:05] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Ah Invaders
**[01:06] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
That should tell you all you need to know
**[01:07] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Need to know!
**[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Yeah!
**[01:08] [SONG] Yuzu**
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
**[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Wai-Wai!
**[01:09] [SONG] Yomogi**
Heat up the timeline!
**[01:10] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Timeline!
**[01:10] [SONG] Yayoi**
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
**[01:12] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Pride!
**[01:13] [SONG] Yomogi**
Found a new line
**[01:13] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[01:13] [SONG] Yuzu**
Gonna sweep the prime time
**[01:15] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[01:15] [SONG] Yayoi**
Who's on top then?
**[01:16] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Gotta take the Teppen!
**[01:16] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Take it to the top
**[01:18] [SONG] all call**
Doin' it for real!
**[01:19] [SONG] Kana; Saeka**
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
**[01:20] [SONG] all call**
Oh yeah
**[01:21] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina**
Gonna face the challenge head-on
**[01:21] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
**[01:23] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Running straight ahead
**[01:23] [SONG] all call**
Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[01:25] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
Take it to the top
**[01:25] [SONG] all call**
Yeah that's right!
**[01:27] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
It's show
**[01:28] [SONG] Yomogi**
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
**[01:30] [SONG] Yuzu**
You'll never reach the top that way
**[01:30] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
**[01:32] [SONG] Yayoi**
You know it's true, what we say
**[01:34] [SONG] all call**
Hey!
**[01:35] [SONG] all sing**
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
**[01:38] [SONG] all call**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[01:41] [SONG] all sing**
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
**[01:44] [SONG] all call**
All that
**[01:45] [SONG] all sing**
We want to get
**[01:45] [SONG] all call**
We want to get, yeah!
**[01:48] [SONG] all sing**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[01:48] [SONG] all call**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[01:53] [SONG] all sing**
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
**[01:53] [SONG] all call**
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
**[01:58] [SONG] all sing**
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
**[02:02] [SONG] all sing**
Top of the laugh
**[02:02] [SONG] all call**
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
**[02:05] [SONG] all sing**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[02:05] [SONG] all call**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[02:10] [SONG] Yayoi**
Aw yeah!
***SIGN*** The Boss Battle Chapter
**[02:16] Seiji**
Only three days remain in the last
Teppen Grand Prix qualifying round.
**[02:19] Seiji**
It's about time you show
us what you're made of...
**[02:24] Seiji**
in the final test!
**[02:26] Yomogi**
The final test.
**[02:27] Yuzu**
That's right. At the start,
**[02:30] Yuzu**
he said the final qualifier would be to
keep living at Takako-so until the end.
**[02:34] Yayoi**
Huh? Does that mean...?
**[02:40] Seiji**
You look like you're starting
to take this seriously.
**[02:42] Seiji**
But determination alone won't
get you to the main event.
**[02:45] Seiji**
The Teppen Grand Prix isn't that easy!
**[02:48] Yayoi**
Just watch! We'll beat whatever
test you throw at us!
**[02:52] Seiji**
Heh. Well then,
**[02:53] Seiji**
let's see if you can stay put inside
the dorm for the next three days.
**[02:58] Seiji**
I'll be watching closely.
**[03:03] Macho men**
Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
**[03:06] Macho men**
Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
**[03:08] Macho men**
Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
**[03:11] Macho men**
Macho! Macho! Macho! Macho!
**[03:14] Macho men**
Macho! Macho!
**[03:16] Macho men**
Ooh, muscle!
**[03:18] Macho men**
Muscle! Muscle!
**[03:19] Seiji**
Well?
**[03:21] Seiji**
How long can you take the heat in here?
**[03:24] Yayoi**
The temperature and the air are so steamy
with machismo I feel like I'm gonna melt!
**[03:29] Yuzu**
I don't want to be here one second!
**[03:31] Yomogi**
Is this why he thought staying
put would be a challenge?
**[03:34] Mone**
Oh, come on! The A/C isn't working!
**[03:37] Seiji**
The A/C was timed to turn off right now.
**[03:40] Seiji**
I set it up that way...
**[03:42] Seiji**
in the first episode!
**[03:43] Kana**
What?
**[03:45] Kana**
You mean that was foreshadowing all along?
**[03:48] Hina**
But that doesn't make sense.
**[03:49] Hina**
Takako-so was completely destroyed.
**[03:51] Seiji**
Don't be so nitpicky!
**[03:53] Seiji**
Be more macho! More macho!
**[03:55] Misao**
Don't change the subject!
**[03:56] Seiji**
Anyway, between now and the
morning three days from now,
**[03:59] Seiji**
if you take one step outside of
Takako-so, you'll be disqualified.
**[04:02] Mako**
It's so hot!
**[04:03] Hikari**
Three days like this, and we'll die.
**[04:06] Yomogi**
There must be something
we can do! Something!
**[04:08] Macho men**
Muscle! Muscle!
**[04:10] Yuzu**
That's it! I get it now!
**[04:12] Yayoi**
Yuzu, you figured it out?
**[04:14] Yuzu**
There's an old proverb from
the ancient comedy world:
**[04:17] Yuzu**
"Thou shalt eat the hot
oden whilst it is hot."
**[04:19] Chitose**
Is that really an old proverb?
**[04:21] Yuzu**
The point is, the heat is coming
from the steaming hot oden.
**[04:25] Yuzu**
So we should eat it!
**[04:26] Saeka**
With the oden gone,
the temperature will drop,
**[04:29] Saeka**
and macho men can't survive in cold places.
**[04:32] Saeka**
Is that what you mean?
**[04:33] Iroha**
That's gotta be it.
**[04:34] Iroha**
Macho men don't have enough
body fat to stand the cold!
**[04:38] Mako**
In that case...
**[04:39] Kana**
It's our move!
**[04:41] Miyu**
Leave the eating to me!
**[04:43] Mako**
I call the tofu fritter!
**[04:45] Mako**
You're mine!
**[04:47] Seiji**
Muscle turbo!
**[04:49] Seiji**
On!
**[04:50] Mako**
What?!
**[04:51] Miyu**
The pot dodged?!
**[04:52] Macho men**
Muscle! Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
**[04:57] Kana**
We can't grab anything with
them squatting that fast!
**[05:01] Seiji**
You went after the oden, I'll give you that.
**[05:04] Seiji**
But don't think you can catch a
macho man's squat that easily!
**[05:09] Yomogi**
What speed! But what kind
of test is this anyway?
**[05:13] Kana**
Now I'll never get any oden!
**[05:15] Chitose**
Is there any another way?
**[05:16] Chitose**
Some way to stop the macho men?
**[05:18] Iroha**
That's it! We can use those!
**[05:20] Chitose**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Miss Donut
**[05:23] Mone**
The donuts Saeka brought to share!
**[05:26] Iroha**
Donuts are basically
high-calorie clumps of oil!
**[05:28] Iroha**
Eat this!
**[05:37] Macho man**
My PFC ratio is falling apart!
***SIGN*** Protein
***SIGN*** Fat
***SIGN*** Carbohydrates
**[05:42] Yayoi**
They stopped moving!
**[05:43] Yomogi**
Why...?
**[05:44] Iroha**
They struggle every day to
maintain an ideal PFC ratio.
**[05:48] Iroha**
No macho man can face the
terror of having that ruined.
**[05:51] Chitose**
Macho life is too weird!
**[05:53] Yomogi**
Now's our chance!
**[05:54] Miyu**
It's mine!
**[05:55] Mako**
Chesuto!
**[05:55] Miyu**
Whoa!
**[05:55] Yomogi**
Get 'em!
**[05:56] Miyu**
Ouch!
**[05:58] Mako**
Huff, huff, huff...
**[05:59] Yuina**
Let's all work together!
**[06:01] Chihori**
Yeah! Compared to a solar prominence,
hot oden is nothing!
**[06:05] Saeka**
Let's combine our strength and eat it up!
**[06:08] Yuina**
It's still hot!
**[06:10] Hina**
Oh. I hate konjac. Here, Miyu.
**[06:12] Miyu**
Ouch! Don't stick hot konjac
on my face! I'll die!
**[06:20] Yuzu**
I'm exhausted.
**[06:22] Mone**
Ugh... I'm stuffed.
**[06:26] Yuina**
It's getting pretty late.
**[06:27] Yuina**
Let's go to bed so we're ready for tomorrow.
**[06:32] Misao**
What's that noise?
**[06:34] Chitose**
Who's playing upbeat
music when we're all so tired?!
**[06:55] Hikari**
Could you sleep?
**[06:56] Miyu**
No way. Not a wink.
**[06:59] Miyu**
They were dancing right next to me.
**[07:02] Hikari**
I hear that.
**[07:03] Yuina**
Are these people ever going to stop dancing?
**[07:07] Kana**
Why don't we ask them to leave?
**[07:09] Chitose**
Would they even listen when
they're having so much fun?
**[07:14] Yuzu**
Are those...
**[07:16] Yuzu**
clothespins?
**[07:18] Yuzu**
If we pull those clothespins,
we might be able to move them.
**[07:21] Mako**
Oh, yeah! So that's what they're for!
**[07:24] Misao**
What the heck? They aren't moving at all.
**[07:27] Yomogi**
They won't even budge!
**[07:30] Seiji**
It won't work.
**[07:31] Seiji**
You'd need superhuman strength to
make trained samba dancers move.
**[07:35] Mone**
Seiji-san, were you drumming all night?
**[07:38] Yuzu**
There's an old proverb from
the ancient comedy world:
**[07:42] Yuzu**
"Thou shalt clip clothespins to thy face."
***SIGN*** Yuzu-neesan's...
***SIGN*** ...Declaration
**[07:45] Misao**
Where are you getting these proverbs?!
**[07:47] Yuzu**
If we clip the clothespins to our faces,
we might be able to pull the dancers!
**[07:51] Misao**
And how does that make any sense?!
**[07:52] Kana**
It probably increases sur*face* force.
**[07:55] Misao**
What the heck is "sur*face* force"?!
**[07:56] Hikari**
If there's no other way,
we'll just have to try it.
**[08:00] Saeka**
But we'll need to choose who will endure
the humiliation of a clothespin face.
**[08:05] Mako**
Shouldn't it be the girls with the
faces most suited to clothespins?
**[08:09] Mako**
Why me?!
**[08:10] Saeka**
Do your best, Mako.
**[08:10] Chihori**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[08:13] Chihori**
It hurts!
**[08:14] Chihori**
It hurts as much as when I got
hit by a meteorite on Mars!
**[08:18] Yuina**
W-We're counting on you, Chihori.
**[08:20] Hina**
It suits you, Miyu.
**[08:22] Miyu**
I don't wanna hear it!
**[08:23] Kana**
Iroha-senpai, doesn't it hurt?
**[08:25] Iroha**
I thought it might come to this,
so I've been exercising my face.
**[08:28] Iroha**
I'm fine.
**[08:29] Mako**
All right, then. One, two...
**[08:32] Mako; Chihori; Miyu; Iroha**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[08:34] Yayoi**
Ah! They moved a little!
**[08:36] Mako**
My skin! It's tearing off my skin!
**[08:38] Saeka**
I'll replenish your skin!
Replace it, even!
**[08:41] Saeka**
Keep going!
**[08:42] All**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[08:51] Yayoi**
That was crazy, guys.
***SIGN*** Felt like my face was getting destroyed
**[08:54] Yayoi**
Mm-hmm.
**[08:56] Yuzu**
We now know where this is leading.
**[08:58] Yomogi**
Yeah. When they try to force us out,
we have to counter with comedy.
**[09:05] Yayoi**
Now that we know how to play, we can't lose.
**[09:08] Yayoi**
When did Seiji-san leave?
**[09:14] Mone**
W-We're under attack?!
**[09:19] Yuina**
They have darts and blowguns!
**[09:21] Yomogi**
Hey, that's dangerous!
You could've hit someone!
**[09:26] Yuzu**
Yomogi!
**[09:27] Yayoi**
Don't die on us!
**[09:28] Chitose**
There's no way she'd die from that.
**[09:30] Mone**
I bet it's mega painful, though.
**[09:34] Hikari**
Can we take cover somewhere?
**[09:36] Hikari**
Huh?
**[09:37] Hikari**
Where did that thing come from?
**[09:40] Kana**
Perfect timing, though!
**[09:42] Kana**
Darts can't fly through a bath.
**[09:44] Chitose**
Stop, Kana!
**[09:45] Chitose**
If this is like the others, that's...!
**[09:48] Kana**
Huh?
**[09:49] Kana**
Aaahoowww!
**[09:51] Chitose**
Super-hot water. I knew it.
**[09:53] Mako**
Hey! We can't get in water that hot!
**[09:56] Yuzu**
No! If it's that hot, then we *must* get in it!
**[09:59] Hina**
Say what?
**[10:01] Yuzu**
There's an old proverb from
the ancient comedy world:
**[10:05] Yuzu**
"Don't push me. Don't push me. Okay, push!"
**[10:08] Yuzu**
Jumping into a super-hot
bath is a comedy standard.
**[10:13] Hina**
A comedy standard?
**[10:17] Misao**
So we either get shot by darts
or jump in hot water?
**[10:20] Miyu**
Okay, then!
**[10:23] Miyu**
I'll go in at my own pace.
**[10:26] Miyu**
Don't push me. Don't push me.
**[10:28] Miyu**
Don't *push* me. Don't push *me*!
**[10:33] Miyu**
Okay, push!
**[10:34] Miyu**
Aaah! It's so hot!
**[10:36] Misao**
M-Miyu!
**[10:37] Misao**
We gotta follow Miyu in!
**[10:39] Misao**
Jump in the water!
**[10:42] Yayoi**
O-Okay!
**[10:43] Yuzu**
Ah! It's hot!
**[10:45] Yuina**
Chihori, the darts!
**[10:45] Chihori**
Aah! One stuck me!
**[10:48] Seiji**
Sounds like they're doing pretty well.
**[10:50] Seiji**
But we're just getting started.
***SIGN*** Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**[11:02] Kana**
Nobody's out there.
**[11:03] Mako**
Yeah. Is the test over already?
**[11:05] Yuzu**
I don't think so.
**[11:07] Yuzu**
The deadline is tomorrow morning.
**[11:09] Yuzu**
Anything could happen before then!
**[11:12] Miyu**
But we're ready for whatever
they throw at us now.
**[11:17] Police (Seiji)**
To the suspects barricaded
inside Takako-so:
**[11:20] Police (Seiji)**
Release the hostages and
surrender immediately!
**[11:23] Chitose**
What does he mean "suspects"?
**[11:24] Chitose**
We don't have any hostages!
**[11:26] Police (Seiji)**
Immediately release the smoked chicken
tenders that Seiji so lovingly prepared!
**[11:31] Yomogi**
The chicken tenders are our hostages?!
**[11:33] Police (Seiji)**
We're the Muscle Police!
You must follow our orders.
**[11:36] Misao**
They ain't even real cops!
**[11:38] Yayoi**
Does that mean this is part of the test?
**[11:41] Yuzu**
It seems like it.
**[11:43] Police (Seiji)**
Your criminal activities are
making your parents suffer!
**[11:47] Hikari's mom**
Hikari? You're in there, right?
**[11:48] Hikari**
Huh?! Mom?!
**[11:50] Hikari's mom**
I heard you were involved in a crime.
**[11:53] Hikari's mom**
That makes me so sad!
**[11:55] Mako**
What a cheap move, to bring her mom into it!
**[11:57] Hikari's mom**
You've never been the type to cause trouble.
**[12:00] Hikari's mom**
You've always been such
a good, gentle child!
**[12:03] Hikari**
Mom...
**[12:03] Mako**
Huh?!
**[12:04] Hikari**
Mom!
**[12:07] Hikari's mom**
I want you to remember who you are,
**[12:09] Hikari's mom**
so I'm going to read the grade
school essay you wrote.
**[12:13] Hikari**
Huh?
**[12:14] Hikari's mom**
"When I Grow Up," by Jogasaki Hikari,
Grade Six, Class One.
**[12:18] Hikari's mom**
"Everybody calls me Princess Hikari.
**[12:22] Hikari's mom**
I think it's because I give off
a super-strong princess vibe.
**[12:27] Hikari's mom**
This little princess's mom and
dad own a sweets company."
**[12:32] Iroha**
This is horrible. How embarrassing.
**[12:35] Chitose**
It's pure hell.
**[12:36] Hikari**
I'll make her stop.
**[12:37] Saeka**
You can't, Hikari!
**[12:38] Yuzu**
She's right! That's exactly
what they want you to do!
**[12:41] Yuzu**
These tests are all based
on variety TV show gags.
**[12:44] Yayoi**
Variety show gags?
**[12:46] Yuzu**
Yeah.
**[12:46] Yuzu**
Since ancient times, it's been
common on variety shows
**[12:48] Yuzu**
to have the guest comedians' parents
make a surprise appearance.
**[12:51] Yuzu**
If the guests get angry about it,
they're never invited to the show again.
**[12:56] Yomogi**
So no matter how embarrassing
our parents are,
**[12:59] Yomogi**
it's important to keep reacting
without *actually* getting angry?
**[13:03] Yuzu**
Probably.
**[13:04] Kana's mom**
Kana, can you hear me?
**[13:05] Kana**
Ma?
**[13:06] Chitose**
Wha—Next up is Kana's ma?
**[13:08] Kana**
Oh, don't say any weird stuff about me, Ma.
**[13:11] Kana**
Like the essay I wrote about becoming
the world's number one idol,
**[13:15] Kana**
or about becoming the god of Naniwa.
**[13:17] Kana**
That stuff is so embarrassing!
Please don't say anything!
**[13:20] Iroha**
You've already said it all.
**[13:22] Kana's mom**
Actually... Kana...
**[13:24] Kana's mom**
Pa left me again.
**[13:28] Kana's mom**
I really wonder if it's all my fault.
**[13:32] Kana's mom**
Or has he found someone else?
**[13:35] Iroha**
Don't, Kana!
**[13:36] Kana**
Let me go! Let me go!
***SIGN*** Go with the "Dad left me" routine
**[13:39] Kana**
I need to go give Ma a big hug!
**[13:42] Chitose**
I know how you feel, but you can't!
**[13:42] Kana**
Ma! Wait for me! I'm coming! Let me go!
**[13:43] Chitose**
He isn't actually gone anyway!
**[13:45] Chitose**
Maybe!
**[13:46] Saeka**
This is unexpected.
**[13:48] Saeka**
I didn't think they would resort
to psychological warfare.
**[13:50] Miyu**
Pretty tough enemy, huh?
**[13:52] Miyu**
Ah!
**[13:56] Yuzu**
What is it this time?
**[13:57] Miyu**
It's gotta be...
**[13:59] Miyu**
This... It's gotta be!
**[14:01] Miyu**
It's the *Mito Komon Neo* theme song!
**[14:03] Komon**
*To the villains tormenting the townsfolk:*
**[14:05] Komon**
*I can no longer ignore your evil deeds!*
**[14:08] Miyu**
Th-That voice is...
**[14:09] Komon**
* Do you not recognize the*
* Shogun's family crest?*
**[14:11] Miyu**
It's g-g-g-g-gotta be!
**[14:14] Miyu**
Komon-sama's voice!
**[14:15] Miyu**
They're filming *Mito Komon Neo*
outside right now!
**[14:19] Misao**
Don't go, Miyu! It's a trap!
**[14:21] Miyu**
Trap or not, it's Mito Komon, in the raw!
**[14:24] Miyu**
A once-in-a-lifetime chance!
**[14:26] Miyu**
Gimme the raw Mito Komon!
**[14:27] Miyu**
Show me the raw Mito Komon!
**[14:30] Hina**
Stop saying "raw Mito Komon."
**[14:31] Miyu**
Let me go! You gotta let me go!
***SIGN*** Mito Komon Neo & Space Wars
**[14:37] Yuina**
What's that sound?
**[14:38] Mone**
It sounds like a light saber!
**[14:39] Knight**
*Believe in the force of the Power!*
**[14:41] Mone**
Aah! He said the thing!
**[14:42] Mone**
It's gotta be!
**[14:43] Mone**
They're filming a Space Wars movie outside!
**[14:47] Yuina**
You still can't go, Mone!
**[14:49] Mone**
I wanna watch! I wanna watch! Let me go!
**[14:52] Chihori**
It's probably a trap! I'm sure it's a trap!
**[14:55] Komon**
*What an unusual glowing sword.*
**[14:57] Komon**
*Suke-san and Kaku-san aren't here right now,*
**[14:59] Komon**
*so why don't you and I join forces?*
**[15:02] Knight**
* Very well. May you also*
* be guided by the Power.*
**[15:07] Mone**
It's a crossover!
**[15:09] Mone**
It's a Space Wars and
*Mito Komon Neo* crossover!
**[15:12] Miyu**
Komon-sama leaves Mito
and flies into space?!
**[15:16] Miyu; Mone**
I can't live without seeing this!
**[15:19] Yayoi**
Don't go!
**[15:25] Yayoi**
I won't let you pass!
**[15:26] Miyu**
Ouch! Move it, Yayoi!
**[15:28] Miyu**
The raw Mito Komon is right out there!
**[15:31] Mone**
Space is expanding!
**[15:33] Yayoi**
I won't let you! If you go outside,
you can't go to the Teppen!
**[15:37] Mone**
That's none of your business!
**[15:39] Yayoi**
It is too! You're my friends!
**[15:41] Yayoi**
I want all of us to go to
the main event together!
**[15:46] Yomogi**
Yayoi...
**[15:47] Yayoi**
I don't want anyone left out.
**[15:50] Yayoi**
Let's all stand on that stage together!
**[15:53] Miyu**
You're right. Our futures are on the line.
**[15:57] Mone**
Sorry, Yayoi-chan. I just...
**[16:00] Yayoi**
Hey, it's fine. Let's all
eat and take a break.
**[16:04] Mone**
You can have my space rations.
**[16:06] Yayoi**
Really? Thanks!
**[16:08] Yuzu**
Even if we get invited to work on
our favorite shows and movies,
**[16:11] Yuzu**
we can't can't neglect our
main work as comedians.
**[16:14] Yuzu**
I'm sure this test was made
to teach us that lesson.
**[16:18] Yomogi**
Is all this really necessary to
determine Grand Prix participation?
**[16:25] Kana**
We got some kind of a delivery.
**[16:28] Chitose**
What are those?
**[16:30] Hina**
They're VR headsets.
**[16:32] Misao**
Like the gaming device?
**[16:34] Yuzu**
Variety shows always have gaming segments.
**[16:37] Yuzu**
This might be a test to
see how we handle them.
**[16:40] Yuina**
According to what Seiji-san said,
today's the third day.
**[16:42] Yuina**
If we hold out until morning,
we can go to the main event.
**[16:46] Yayoi**
Just a little longer! Let's make
it to the competition together!
**[16:49] Chitose**
After this, we'll be rivals, though.
**[16:52] Yomogi**
Obviously. Only one team
can make it to the top!
**[16:55] Yuzu**
This must be the last test.
**[16:58] Yuzu**
Stay focused, everyone.
**[17:00] Yayoi**
I'm sure we can clear it
if we all work together!
**[17:03] Yomogi**
Let's give it all we got!
**[17:08] Yayoi**
Wow! Awesome!
**[17:11] Chitose**
It's really like we're inside a game.
**[17:13] Chitose**
VR is awesome.
**[17:16] Yuina**
Hey, look! The cows have wings!
Just like an isekai!
**[17:20] Mone**
Probably hard to milk them, though.
**[17:23] Mako**
But why tracksuits?
**[17:25] Hina**
Everyone wears tracksuits
in isekai. It's a rule.
**[17:28] Villager**
Oh, gee. Are y'all adventurers?
**[17:32] Yomogi**
What crappy graphics!
**[17:34] Yomogi**
He totally sticks out from the background!
**[17:36] Villager**
This here's the perfect village
to start an adventure in.
**[17:40] Villager**
If you need anything,
you should visit the tool shop.
**[17:44] Villager**
Here's 100 gold, so why don'tcha get set up?
**[17:48] Yomogi; Yayoi**
Thank you very much!
**[17:50] Misao**
Such a nice character, too.
Kinda makes it more sad.
**[17:53] Villager**
Ah, there she is. That over
there is my daughter.
**[17:59] Yomogi**
And the daughter's model is high quality?!
**[18:01] Yomogi**
Put some resources into the dad, too!
**[18:03] Villager**
Her name is Lady Meat Wench.
I hope you'll get along.
**[18:07] Chitose**
What a messed-up name!
The devs need a taste overhaul!
**[18:11] Yuina**
Wh-What?
**[18:19] Yomogi**
Something really nasty just spawned.
**[18:21] Mone**
It's the final boss! Look at it!
It's gotta be the final boss!
**[18:25] Mako**
But that's weird! Why would the final
boss appear in the starting village?
**[18:30] Last Boss**
I heard that some brave heroes had arrived.
**[18:33] Last Boss**
I figured I'd smash you to bits before
you had a chance to level up.
**[18:38] Misao**
He's just gonna betray time-honored
final boss conventions and skip ahead?!
**[18:42] Misao**
What a coward!
**[18:44] Last Boss**
The humans have spread too far.
**[18:46] Last Boss**
At this rate, the entire planet will perish.
**[18:49] Chitose**
What's he talking about all of a sudden?
**[18:51] Iroha**
It's typical final boss dialogue.
**[18:54] Last Boss**
There is no time left.
**[18:55] Last Boss**
To save the planet, I must wipe
out the humans. It is decided.
**[18:59] Hina**
What a cliché motive.
Don't you know this is the Reiwa era?
**[19:02] Last Boss**
Silence!
**[19:09] Villager**
No, no, no!
**[19:10] Mako**
Mr. Villager!
**[19:11] Yayoi**
Aah!
**[19:12] Last Boss**
Perish, humans!
**[19:15] Miyu**
I ain't gonna let you win!
**[19:17] Miyu**
Monkfish Stew Fire!
***SIGN*** Monkfish Stew
**[19:20] Monkfish**
Pigyah!
***SIGN*** Monkfish from Oarai
**[19:21] Kana**
Attack! Naniwa Summonster!
***SIGN*** Naniwa Summonster
**[19:23] Naniwa Doll**
How's it hangin', man?
**[19:25] Saeka**
Thank you for your purchase!
**[19:26] Saeka**
Credit Withdrawal Glitter!
**[19:27] Chihori**
The Big Bang Next Door!
***SIGN*** Gold Bullion
***SIGN*** Singularity
**[19:29] Monkfish**
Pigyaaah!
**[19:29] Singularity**
Birth of the universe!
**[19:29] Naniwa Doll**
All good. And you? And you?
**[19:34] Last Boss**
No effect. No effect at all!
**[19:36] Last Boss**
You will never defeat me!
**[19:38] Last Boss**
Your world will fall under my control!
**[19:44] Yayoi**
This way!
**[19:46] Yayoi**
Hurry!
**[19:57] Yomogi**
Yayoi...
**[20:02] Yayoi**
I'll defeat you myself!
**[20:09] Saeka**
Stop! You're going too far!
**[20:11] Yayoi**
I don't care!
**[20:26] Last Boss**
Is that all you got?
**[20:30] Yayoi**
Why, you...
**[20:33] Yayoi**
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
**[20:37] Yayoi**
Yomogi! Yuzu!
**[20:40] Yuzu**
Let's finish this.
**[20:41] Yomogi**
We will.
**[20:42] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi**
With one attack!
**[20:47] Yomogi**
Take this!
**[20:48] Yuzu**
Death blow!
**[20:49] Yayoi**
Young Wai-Wai!
**[20:50] Last Boss**
I-It can't be!
**[20:52] Last Boss**
Did their delicate bond of friendship
affect the world's code
**[20:55] Last Boss**
and glitch their XP?!
**[20:59] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi**
Slash!
**[21:07] Last Boss**
It can't be... The bugs! Fix the bugs!
**[21:12] Last Boss**
Optimize the... code...
**[21:14] Last Boss**
Apologems...
**[21:17] Cow**
Moo!
**[21:19] Cow**
Moo!
**[21:28] Yayoi**
Yes!
**[21:29] Yomogi**
We succeeded!
**[21:40] All three**
A-Are we...?
**[21:43] Seiji**
There's an old proverb from
the ancient comedy world:
**[21:48] Seiji**
"Thou shalt not lose thyself
in games and quizzes
**[21:53] Seiji**
and forget thy true work."
**[21:56] Seiji**
Young Wai-Wai is...
**[21:58] Seiji**
out!
***SIGN*** Young Wai-Wai
Disqualified
**[22:03] Yayoi**
No way...
**[22:04] [SONG] Lead**
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[22:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[22:16] [SONG] lead**
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
**[22:19] [SONG] lead**
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
**[22:22] [SONG] back**
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
**[22:24] [SONG] lead**
We hope you enjoy the show today.
**[22:27] [SONG] lead**
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
**[22:33] [SONG] lead**
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
**[22:42] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:45] [SONG] lead**
It's all good when we're laughing together.
**[22:48] [SONG] lead**
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
**[22:53] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:56] [SONG] lead**
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
**[22:59] [SONG] lead**
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
**[23:02] [SONG] lead**
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
**[23:05] [SONG] lead**
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[23:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[23:10] [SONG] lead**
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
**[23:16] [SONG] lead**
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
**[23:22] [SONG] lead**
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
**[23:27] [SONG] lead**
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
***SIGN*** The Laughter Chapter