E1 - The Chicken Chapter
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[00:04] MC
The Teppen Grand Prix!
SIGN The Outstanding Social Innovation Group
SIGN Café Stars
SIGN Okonomiyaki
[00:06] MC
Hot-blooded high school students
from every corner of Japan
SIGN Snacks & Coffee
[00:09] MC
gather to test out their
manzai comedy skills.
[00:13] MC
Only one group will make it to the top,
[00:16] MC
but they will all pour every ounce of their
youthful passion into this dream competition!
[00:21] MC
Following solos and duos, there is
now a trios category as well!
[00:27] MC
Use all of your strength to reach the
pinnacle of comedy—the Teppen!
[00:34] [SONG] all
Yeah!
[00:34] [SONG] Yomogi
So, what's comedy?
[00:35] [SONG] Yayoi
Yo!
[00:36] [SONG] Yuzu
Tough question, for me
[00:37] [SONG] Yayoi
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
[00:38] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi
Be! See!
[00:39] [SONG] Yomogi
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
[00:39] [SONG] Yayoi
Ye ye, in the zone!
[00:41] [SONG] Yuzu
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
[00:41] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi
God! Horizon!
[00:43] [SONG] Kana
Wanna see us split into bunshin
[00:43] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Yeah!
[00:44] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Bullets!
[00:44] [SONG] Kana
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
[00:46] [SONG] Kana
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
[00:47] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose
Nin-nin!
[00:47] [SONG] Saeka
High society, celebrity
[00:47] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
High! Celebrity!
[00:49] [SONG] Saeka
The cleanest jokes are our priority
[00:50] [SONG] Hikari & Mako
Priority!
[00:52] [SONG] Miyu
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
[00:52] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Yeah!
[00:53] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Ah! Ah!
[00:54] [SONG] Miyu
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
[00:54] [SONG] Hina & Misao
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
[00:56] [SONG] Yuina
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
[00:57] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Ah Invaders
[00:58] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
That should tell you all you need to know
[00:59] [SONG] Chihori & Mone
Need to know!
[01:00] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Yeah!
[01:00] [SONG] Yuzu
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
[01:00] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Wai-Wai!
[01:01] [SONG] Yomogi
Heat up the timeline!
[01:01] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Timeline!
[01:02] [SONG] Yayoi
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Pride!
[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi
Found a new line
[01:05] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:05] [SONG] Yuzu
Gonna sweep the prime time
[01:07] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Oh!
[01:07] [SONG] Yayoi
Who's on top then?
[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai
Gotta take the Teppen!
[01:08] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Take it to the top
[01:10] [SONG] all call
Doin' it for real!
[01:11] [SONG] Kana; Saeka
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
[01:12] [SONG] all call
Oh yeah
[01:13] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina
Gonna face the challenge head-on
[01:13] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[01:15] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina
Running straight ahead
[01:15] [SONG] all call
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[01:17] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
Take it to the top
[01:17] [SONG] all call
Yeah that's right!
[01:19] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai
It's show
[01:20] [SONG] Yomogi
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
[01:22] [SONG] Yuzu
You'll never reach the top that way
[01:22] [SONG] all call
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
[01:24] [SONG] Yayoi
You know it's true, what we say
[01:26] [SONG] all call
Hey!
[01:27] [SONG] all sing
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
[01:30] [SONG] all call
Yeah! Yeah!
[01:33] [SONG] all sing
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
[01:36] [SONG] all call
All that
[01:37] [SONG] all sing
We want to get
[01:37] [SONG] all call
We want to get, yeah!
[01:40] [SONG] all sing
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:40] [SONG] all call
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
[01:45] [SONG] all sing
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
[01:45] [SONG] all call
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
[01:50] [SONG] all sing
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
[01:54] [SONG] all sing
Top of the laugh
[01:54] [SONG] all call
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
[01:57] [SONG] all sing
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[01:57] [SONG] all call
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
[02:02] [SONG] Yayoi
Aw yeah!
SIGN The Chicken Chapter
[02:12] all three
Hello!
[02:14] Yayoi
I'm Yayoi.
[02:15] Yomogi
I'm Yomogi.
[02:16] Yuzu
I'm Yuzu.
[02:17] Yuzu
Y!
[02:17] Yayoi
Y!
[02:18] Yomogi
Y!
[02:18] all three
We're Young Wai-Wai!
[02:20] Yayoi
Hopefully you can at least remember
our names and aura colors.
[02:23] Yomogi
Ain't that asking too much?
[02:25] Yomogi
You can't expect people
to be able to see auras.
[02:28] Yuzu
Yayoi, you aren't even showing yours.
[02:30] Yomogi
You can see them?!
[02:32] Yayoi
Anyway, I got into some trouble recently.
[02:34] Yomogi & Yuzu
What happened?
[02:35] Yayoi
I broke something really valuable
that belonged to a friend.
[02:38] Yomogi & Yuzu
Huh?
[02:38] Yomogi
That's serious!
[02:44] Seiji
Yayoi! Yomogi! Yuzu!
[02:48] Seiji
I know you're in there. Open the door!
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
[02:53] Seiji
Come on! If you don't let me in,
I'll beat the door down!
SIGN Manager of the Takako-so Manor
SIGN Tani Seiji
[02:56] Yuzu
What do we do?
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
Hosono Yuzu
[02:58] Seiji
I already told you I was coming
to clean your A/C unit!
[03:01] Yomogi
What can we do?
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
Takahashi Yomogi
[03:03] Seiji
I've got to do the other rooms
too, so open up already!
[03:06] Yayoi
No! We can't right now!
[03:08] Seiji
Huh? Why not?
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
Sakamoto Yayoi
[03:11] Yayoi
The crane says she can't return
the favor if you look!
[03:13] Yayoi
She says if you do, she'll pluck
your eyeballs out with her beak!
[03:16] Seiji
That's drastic, crane!
I'll fry you up like chicken!
[03:19] Yuzu
Wait, I can ex-crane! Crane-a-doodle-doo!
[03:22] Yomogi
Is that your idea of a crane call?
[03:25] Seiji
Hmph. Fine, then.
[03:27] Seiji
I'll do the other rooms first.
[03:29] Seiji
But if you don't open up when I come back,
I'll make you do 100 upright rows.
[03:34] Yomogi
He doesn't understand the
weight of our crime.
[03:35] all three
Phew!
[03:36] Yayoi
That worked for now.
[03:37] Yuzu
But he'll be back soon. What do we do?
[03:40] Yayoi
We have to fix it!
[03:41] Yomogi
I know, but I looked everywhere
and can't find the head.
[03:44] Yayoi
Then let's find a replacement
that will fool him.
[03:46] Yomogi
A replacement?
[03:49] Yomogi
That ain't fooling anyone!
[03:51] Yayoi
We can say the human head deteriorated
and turned into a bird.
[03:54] Yayoi
Might be our only chance.
[03:55] Yomogi
If statue heads deteriorated
into birds like that,
[03:57] Yomogi
then every statue of a high school principal
in Japan would have a bird head!
[04:01] Yuzu
Then how about this?
[04:03] Yuzu
If we take it this far, maybe we can
just say it spontaneously evolved.
[04:07] Yomogi
No way, no way, no way, no way!
[04:08] Yomogi
Now it looks like some
kind of lonely monster.
[04:10] Yomogi
A homunculus created by a mad scientist!
[04:13] Yayoi
That's it! If it's a cyborg created by a
mad scientist, then we're just its victims!
[04:18] Yomogi
No way! We're in Osaka!
[04:20] Yayoi
So what?
SIGN Tokyo
[04:21] Yomogi
Have you forgotten the history of tokusatsu?
[04:24] Yomogi
The mad scientist always only attacks Tokyo!
[04:26] Yomogi
He always ignores Osaka.
[04:28] Mad Scientist
Osaka? Nah, I'm good.
[04:30] Yuzu & Yayoi
That's kind of sad.
SIGN Akudare Kingdom
[04:35] Seiji
My, are they out?
[04:37] Seiji
Oh dear...
SIGN Fruit
SIGN Meat
SIGN Alcohol
SIGN Expert Supermarket
SIGN Members of the General Public Very Welcome
[04:42] Misao
The A/C unit? Oh, yeah, totally fine.
Go ahead and let yourself in.
SIGN Akudare Kingdom
Ushiku Misao
[04:47] Miyu
But why?!
[04:49] Misao
Ah, we're out shopping.
[04:51] Miyu
This ain't acceptable!
[04:51] Misao
We should be back by dinner, though.
[04:54] Miyu
Why ain't you selling shoboro
natto around here?
SIGN Akudare Kingdom
Komatsuzaki Miyu
[04:57] Employee
I don't know what to tell you...
[04:59] Miyu
I went to all of the other stores, too!
[05:02] Hina
It's soul food from way out
in the boonies of Ibaraki.
SIGN Akudare Kingdom
Kasama Hina
[05:06] Hina
Of course they don't have it.
[05:08] Miyu
It don't make sense!
[05:09] Miyu
I always thought shoboro
natto was our national dish.
[05:12] Miyu
How could anyone not appreciate the perfect
union of natto beans and dried daikon strips?
[05:17] Hina
Well, they say folks in Kansai
don't eat natto anyway.
[05:20] Misao
It's unbelievable.
[05:21] Miyu
I got it!
[05:22] Misao
Got what?
[05:23] Miyo
I'll eradicate all the places in the
country that don't have shoboro natto!
[05:28] Miyo
To accomplish this, Ibaraki
should conquer Japan!
[05:31] Misao
Did it ever cross your mind
to just make it yourself?
[05:34] Hina
That ain't gonna work!
[05:36] Hina
If someone catches us making shoboro natto,
[05:39] Hina
they'll come yelling, "They're from Ibaraki!"
And they'll skewer us on bamboo spears.
[05:43] Soldiers
Ibaraki jerks, go home!
[05:47] Misao
Not a chance! Folks from Ibaraki
ain't that oppressed!
[05:50] Miyu
Yeah! I just want to share shoboro
natto with the others in the dorm!
[05:54] Hina
Ya can't! I'm tellin' ya,
they'll skewer you with spears!
[05:57] Misao
Why are bamboo spears all you think about?
[05:59] Miyu
Don't worry about it!
[06:00] Miyu
As citizens of Ibaraki, Suke-san and
Kaku-san will have our back!
[06:03] Misao
Leave Ibaraki's strongest warriors
out of this stupid battle!
SIGN Bullet Kunoichi
[06:09] Kana
I don't wanna!
[06:10] Chitose
Hold it!
[06:12] Chitose
Don't be so selfish! We're going!
[06:14] Kana
No, I don't wanna!
[06:15] Seiji
Ouch.
[06:17] Seiji
Oh my, what fabulous calves.
[06:20] Iroha
Oh, hi, Manager!
SIGN Bullet Kunoichi
Akishika Iroha
[06:22] Iroha
Your biceps are looking ripped today!
[06:24] Seiji
Thank you!
[06:25] Seiji
But you guys remember there's
no fighting in the dorm, right?
[06:29] Chitose
Yeah, but Kana keeps talkin' nonsense.
SIGN Invaders
SIGN Bullet Kunoichi
Amano Chitose
[06:32] Kana
I just don't wanna practice
our routine at the station!
SIGN Bullet Kunoichi
Kiyotsuru Kana
[06:35] Iroha
Chitose thought it'd be better
to practice in front of people
[06:39] Iroha
because that's more like a real show.
[06:40] Seiji
Do you have a good reason not to?
[06:42] Seiji
You can tell me. I promise I won't get mad.
[06:44] Kana
Really?
[06:45] Seiji
Really.
[06:45] Kana
I'm, like, so cute, right?
[06:47] Seiji
My bad. I'm about to lose it.
[06:49] Kana
If we practice at the station, lots and lots of
people will crowd around to see me, right?
[06:54] Kana
Maybe at a scale of tens or
hundreds of thousands.
[06:58] Kana
What in the world will I do if they start
worshiping me or something?
[07:02] Chitose
Who the heck cares? Just be
a god or something, then.
[07:04] Kana
Hey! Is that any way to talk to a god?
[07:07] Chitose
Back to the starting line, girl!
You ain't a god yet!
[07:10] Seiji
Do you mind if I start cleaning the A/C unit?
[07:13] Iroha
Go right ahead.
[07:15] Yayoi
I tried all sorts of things,
but nothing worked.
[07:18] Yomogi
No kidding.
[07:19] Yuzu
We've gone so far, I don't even remember
what we were aiming for in the first place.
[07:23] Yomogi
No kidding.
[07:24] Yayoi
At this point, we'll just
have to flat-out apologize.
[07:27] Yayoi
Don't worry about it, Yomogi!
[07:29] Yayoi
I'll go with you to apologize!
[07:30] Yomogi
Huh? Why are you trying
to pin the blame on me?
[07:35] Yayoi
You know what? I actually saw it.
[07:38] Yomogi
Huh?
[07:39] Yuzu
Saw it? Saw what?
[07:41] Yayoi
It was right around when I moved to Osaka.
[07:45] Yomogi
Hold on! This isn't about the trophy?
[07:46] Yomogi
How far are you flashing back, anyway?
SIGN Kagetsu High School
[07:49] Yuzu
Let's just listen to Yayoi's story for now.
[07:52] (Flashback) Teacher
Well then, who's next?
[07:53] (Flashback) Yayoi
That's me!
[07:54] (Flashback) Yayoi
My name is Sakamoto Yayoi! I love comedy!
[07:57] (Flashback) Yayoi
I always wanted to live in Namba,
[08:00] (Flashback) Yayoi
so I took the Kagetsu High School
entrance exam in Kyoto.
[08:02] (Flashback) Yayoi
I'm very glad to meet you!
[08:07] (Flashback) Yayoi
Wow, this stage brings back memories!
[08:17] (Flashback) Yomogi
Yayoi?
[08:18] (Flashback) Yayoi
Yomogi?!
[08:19] Yomogi
It wasn't some battlefield
reunion like that!
[08:21] Yayoi
Oh? It wasn't?
[08:23] Yayoi
I guess my memory's all mixed up.
[08:27] (Flashback) Yayoi
Hey, do you remember when we
performed manzai on this stage?
[08:31] (Flashback) Yomogi
We had so much fun in Konamons.
[08:34] (Flashback) Yayoi
Hey, wanna do one for old time's sake?
[08:37] (Flashback) Yomogi
Yeah.
[08:38] (Flashback) Yayoi & Yomogi
Hello! We're the Konamons!
[08:42] (Flashback) Yayoi
Standing here again makes me remember...
[08:47] (Flashback) Yayoi
how exciting it all was back then.
[08:52] (Flashback) Yomogi
Oh, give me a break!
[08:54] (Flashback) Yayoi & Yomogi
Thank you very much!
[09:02] (Flashback) Yuzu
Y'all so funny!
[09:04] (Flashback) Yomogi
Huh?
[09:05] (Flashback) Yayoi
Who?
[09:07] (Flashback) Yuzu
You two'll reach the top, no question!
[09:11] Yomogi
It was such a surprise when
Yuzu started talking to us.
[09:15] Yuzu
Tee hee hee!
[09:16] Yayoi
Yeah, Yuzu's the one who told us
to aim for the Teppen Grand Prix.
[09:19] Yayoi
And we got together right when
they started the trios category.
[09:24] Yayoi
It really was destiny!
[09:26] Yomogi
Sure was.
[09:27] Yuzu
Yup.
[09:29] Yomogi
What happened to the story about the trophy?
[09:31] Yayoi & Yuzu
Ahh!
SIGN Celebri-Tea
[09:34] Seiji
Huh?
[09:36] Seiji
Who in the world gold-plated the door?
[09:38] Seiji
Huh?
[09:39] Seiji
What is this?
[09:41] Seiji
What is going on?
[09:43] Seiji
Another door.
[09:54] Saeka
Oh, hello, Manager. I hope you've been well.
[09:56] Saeka
Would you like to join us for tea?
[09:58] Seiji
What in the world is this?
[10:01] Saeka
Isn't it lovely?
[10:02] Saeka
We were a little cramped,
so we took the liberty of remodeling.
SIGN Celebri-Tea
Yabukita Saeka
[10:06] Seiji
Who said you could build a castle here?!
[10:09] Saeka
Oh, dear. Is that not allowed?
[10:10] Seiji
Of course it isn't!
[10:12] Seiji
The only expansion I want is a gym!
[10:14] Seiji
The only addition I want is a Smith machine!
[10:15] Seiji
Do you under-muscle-stand?
[10:17] Hikari
I knew it would be a problem.
[10:20] Hikari
I told you so, Saeka.
SIGN Celebri-Tea
Jogasaki Hikari
[10:22] Hikari
Our lifestyle is simply too
dazzling for commoners.
[10:26] Mako
Th-That's right.
SIGN Celebri-Tea
Shirakabe Mako
[10:28] Mako
You need to ease the lower classes
into it with a sprinkle of gold leaf.
[10:30] Saeka
Oh, is that right?
[10:36] Seiji
What do you think you're doing?
[10:37] Seiji
I'm into body building, not body gilding!
[10:40] Saeka
Oh, I apologize.
[10:41] Mako
Sorry, that's because of what I said.
[10:44] Mako
I'll take the gold leaf off.
[10:47] Mako
It's pure gold.
She really lives that celebrity life!
[10:50] Mako
If I get the flakes off, I can sell them!
[10:52] Mako
So to do that...
[10:53] Mako
Manager, in order to get the
gold off without damaging it,
[10:56] Mako
would you mind if I peeled off
about three millimeters of your skin?
[10:59] Seiji
How can you say something so
scary with such a straight face?
[11:04] Seiji
And now what's this? What
happened to the door?
SIGN Invaders
[11:07] all three
Ventla, ventla, space people.
[11:10] all three
Ventla, ventla, space people.
[11:13] Yuina
Hey, is this really the
way to call for a UFO?
SIGN Invaders
Rokkatei Yuina
[11:16] Mone
You better believe it.
I read about it on the internet.
SIGN Invaders
Ishiya Mone
[11:19] Mone
"When you make a wish to space,
a dimensional door shall be opened unto you."
[11:23] Yuina
But a dimensional door, not
a physical one like this?
[11:26] Mone
Yuina, talk less. Concentrate more.
[11:29] Chihori
I really think we should call it off.
SIGN Invaders
Hokuto Chihori
[11:32] Chihori
I don't want to bother them.
[11:34] Chihori
I mean, it's nap time right now on Mars.
[11:36] Yuina
Huh? Martians take naps?
[11:39] Chihori
Yeah, and if you wake them up,
they throw the remote control at you.
[11:42] Yuina
Martians throw remote controls, too?
[11:44] Chihori
What are we gonna say if they show up?
[11:48] Mone
What are we gonna say?
[11:49] Chihori
I mean, if we call them,
they'll assume we had a reason.
[11:52] Chihori
If we tell them it was for nothing,
they'll probably get mad.
[11:56] Yuina
You're right.
[11:56] Chihori
If someone called me over for
no reason, I'd get mad, too.
[12:00] Mone
But what about the guys on TV who
say they're always calling aliens?
[12:04] Mone
I bet they don't have any
reason to call them, either.
[12:07] Chihori
That's why the aliens have
recently been passing around
[12:11] Chihori
a blacklist of all the people
who call them for no reason.
[12:14] Yuina
Chihori, you sure know a lot about aliens.
[12:16] Chihori
Huh? N-No way! This is just common knowledge.
[12:20] Seiji
Hey, you girls.
[12:21] all three
Huh?!
[12:22] Seiji
What are you doing up here?
[12:24] Yuina
N-Nothing at all.
[12:25] Mone
Yeah, just corresponding with space.
[12:28] Seiji
Oh, yeah? That's fine, then.
[12:30] Chihori
Ah...
[12:31] Seiji
The hell it is!
[12:32] Seiji
You can't take the door off its
hinges without permission!
[12:34] Yuina & Mone
We're sorry.
[12:36] Chihori
No! You can't come! Go away!
[12:38] Seiji
You guys are supposed
to be the aliens, anyway.
[12:40] Seiji
What are you calling other aliens for?
[12:42] Chihori
Sorry! We didn't have a reason.
We just wanted to try!
[12:45] Yuina
I told you there's no way
any aliens would show!
[12:48] Mone
How are you gonna know if you don't try?
[12:50] Chihori
Mm-hmm. See ya.
[12:52] Yuina
What's up, Chihori?
[12:53] Chihori
Huh? Oh n-n-nothing, really!
[12:55] Yuina
Weren't you just talking to someone?
[12:57] Chihori
You're hearing things!
[12:58] Seiji
All right, let's go back and fix the door.
[13:01] all three
Okay!
[13:02] Seiji
Sheesh, giving me so much work to do.
[13:04] Mone
Aw, I guess the UFO didn't come after all.
SIGN Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
SIGN Teppen Grand Prix
[13:15] Yayoi
After forming Young Wai-Wai,
[13:18] Yayoi
we won the local qualifier
for the Teppen Grand Prix.
[13:21] Yomogi
Wait, we're still in a flashback?
[13:23] Yuzu
L-Let's keep listening.
[13:24] Yayoi
We were summoned to the Takako-so
Manor before the nationals started.
[13:29] (Flashback) Yomogi
Yayoi, hurry up.
[13:31] (Flashback) Yayoi
Sorry!
[13:34] (Flashback) Yuzu
So today, we start living here at Takako-so!
[13:38] (Flashback) Yayoi
I'm so excited.
[13:39] (Flashback) Yomogi
Yeah.
[13:40] (Flashback) Seiji
Welcome.
[13:44] (Flashback) Seiji
I've been waiting for you.
[13:46] (Flashback) all three
Eek!
[13:47] (Flashback) Yayoi
Begone, evil spirit!
[13:49] (Flashback) Seiji
I'm a human! Homo sapiens!
[13:52] (Flashback) Yayoi
I didn't realize you were the building manager.
[13:54] (Flashback) Yayoi
I was sure you were some evil spirit that
existed outside of the human realm.
[13:58] (Flashback) Seiji
The name's Seiji.
[14:00] (Flashback) Seiji
Just think of me as the pretty-boy
manager here at Takako-so.
[14:04] (Flashback) Seiji
The founders of the Teppen Committee
[14:05] (Flashback) Seiji
lived here at Takako-so when
they were just starting out.
[14:08] (Flashback) Seiji
This apartment building has quite a history.
[14:10] (Flashback) Seiji
The first floor has the cafeteria,
baths, and manager's office.
[14:13] (Flashback) Seiji
The second floor has rooms
for each of the five groups.
[14:17] (Flashback) Seiji
And here's the cafeteria.
[14:19] (Flashback) three girls
Wow!
[14:20] (Flashback) Seiji
We also use this room as a theater.
[14:23] (Flashback) Seiji
I know you've heard already,
[14:25] (Flashback) Seiji
but teams that pass the local qualifiers
get to live with the other teams
[14:29] (Flashback) Seiji
at Teppen Committee
dormitories across the country.
[14:31] (Flashback) Seiji
The Takako-so here hosts
five teams, including you.
[14:35] (Flashback) Seiji
You'll take turns testing your material on
this stage in front of local stand-up fans.
[14:42] (Flashback) Seiji
If the audience isn't satisfied with you,
[14:45] (Flashback) Seiji
you'll be expelled from
the dorm immediately.
[14:47] (Flashback) Yuzu
You mean we'll be kicked out?
[14:49] (Flashback) Seiji
Yes.
[14:50] (Flashback) Seiji
Basically, the final qualifier is to
keep living here until the end.
[14:56] (Flashback) Yayoi
That sounds so fun!
[14:58] (Flashback) Yomogi
Yayoi?
[14:58] (Flashback) Yayoi
I mean, we get to live with comedy
trios from around the country
[15:02] (Flashback) Yayoi
and even perform routines
in front of an audience?
[15:04] (Flashback) Yayoi
It's the perfect environment!
[15:06] (Flashback) Seiji
Heh. I like that positive attitude.
[15:09] (Flashback) Yayoi
Oh, oh! I have a question!
[15:11] (Flashback) Yayoi
Why is the dorm named "Takako-so"?
[15:14] (Flashback) Seiji
There was already a Tokiwa-so,
so why not have a Takako-so, too?
[15:17] (Flashback) Yayoi
Aha!
[15:18] (Flashback) Yomogi
That made sense to you?
[15:20] (Flashback) Seiji
Next, I'll show you the
room you'll be living in.
[15:23] (Flashback) Yuzu
Oh?
[15:24] (Flashback) Yuzu
What are all those?
[15:26] (Flashback) Seiji
Oh, those?
[15:27] (Flashback) Seiji
Along with managing here, I'm also
a bodybuilder. Those are my trophies.
[15:32] (Flashback) three girls
Wow!
[15:33] (Flashback) Yayoi
That's so cool!
[15:34] (Flashback) Yayoi
A bunch of them say "first place"!
That one! And that one, too!
[15:38] (Flashback) Seiji
That's the one I'm most proud of.
[15:40] (Flashback) Seiji
Right there.
[15:41] (Flashback) Seiji
I got it when I was still an amateur.
[15:43] (Flashback) Seiji
It was the first time I won a competition.
[15:46] (Flashback) Yayoi
Huh.
[15:47] (Flashback) Yayoi
Oh. Yomogi?
[15:50] Yayoi
I still can't forget the
way Yomogi looked then.
[15:53] Yayoi
Her eyes were those of a
hunter locked on their prey.
[15:57] Yomogi
Bwahaha! Someday, I'll take the
head of that trophy for myself!
[16:02] Yomogi
Oh, come on!
[16:04] Yayoi
What's the problem now?
[16:05] Yayoi
Right when I was getting
to the main plot, too.
[16:07] Yomogi
It's a huge problem! You're making
me sound like a criminal!
[16:12] Yayoi
Huh? Then why were you staring
at the trophy like that?
[16:16] Yomogi
Well, that's because...
[16:19] Yomogi
You know my little sisters, right?
[16:21] Yuzu
Rine-chan and Miki-chan!
[16:23] Yayoi
They just visited us.
[16:25] Yuzu
That was a fun takoyaki party!
[16:26] Yomogi
The girls love playing with dolls,
[16:30] Yomogi
and they'll use any figure that's
the right size in their games.
[16:33] (Flashback) Rine
Welcome back, darling.
[16:35] (Flashback) Miki
I'm home.
[16:36] (Flashback) Rine
Would you like your bath?
Or would you like dinner?
[16:39] (Flashback) Miki
I just found out I gotta take a business
trip to Tokyo, so I'm going out again.
[16:45] (Flashback) Miki
See you later!
[16:46] (Flashback) Rine
Come back soon!
[16:47] (Flashback) Yomogi
Looks like a unique business trip.
[16:50] Yomogi
The trophies were just the right size, too,
[16:53] Yomogi
so if my sisters saw them,
I'm sure they'd try to play with them.
[16:56] Yomogi
That's what I was thinking.
[16:57] Yayoi
Oh, was that it? I felt so sure...
[17:00] Yomogi
Quit trying to make me look bad!
[17:02] Yuzu
After that, Yayoi and I went
to send the girls home.
[17:07] Yomogi
I cleaned up after the party
and took out the trash.
[17:10] three girls
Huh?!
[17:12] Yuzu
When we got back, the trophy
was sitting on the table.
[17:14] three girls
What?!
[17:15] Yayoi
Isn't this the manager's favorite trophy?
[17:18] Yayoi
Where's its head?
[17:19] Yuzu
What happened?
SIGN Young Wai-Wai
[17:25] Seiji
Young Wai-Wai, are you there?
[17:29] three girls
What do we do?
[17:31] Yayoi
Ugh, and we're supposed to
perform our routine tomorrow.
[17:34] Yomogi
Our skit isn't even ready, and now
we're tied up with this, too!
[17:37] Yuzu
At this rate, we might be
blamed and kicked out!
[17:42] Yayoi
Ugh. I'm so hungry.
[17:44] Yuzu
Right after our takoyaki party?
[17:46] Yayoi
Hey, Yomogi, what happened
to the leftover takoyaki stuff?
[17:50] Yomogi
Oh, that? I screwed it up,
so I threw it all out.
[17:54] Yuzu
Screwed it up? Even though your
family runs a takoyaki shop?
[17:57] Yomogi
When you were taking my sisters back,
[17:59] Yomogi
I wanted to use up the batter,
so I started making more.
[18:02] Yomogi
I tasted one, and...
[18:04] Yomogi
For some reason, it was super tough.
[18:07] Yomogi
I've never messed up that bad.
[18:09] Yayoi
No worries! Sometimes, an
octopus shoots squid ink, too!
[18:12] Yomogi
You're not helping!
[18:15] Yomogi
By the way, Yayoi, I've been wondering...
[18:18] Yayoi
Huh?
[18:19] Yomogi
What happened to your forehead?
[18:21] Yayoi
Oh, that?
[18:22] Yayoi
When your sisters were visiting,
[18:24] Yayoi
the manager asked me to help
him carry some things in.
[18:27] Yomogi
Oh right, just for a little bit.
[18:29] Yayoi
Then, when I got back to the room first,
[18:32] Yayoi
the floor was covered with toys.
[18:37] Yayoi
I tripped on one and fell.
[18:39] Yuzu
When I got there after you,
I found you on the ground.
[18:44] Yuzu
It sure surprised me!
[18:45] Yayoi
Aaah!
[18:46] Yuzu
What's wrong?
[18:47] Yayoi
Don't yell so loud!
You scared the heck out of me!
[18:50] Yayoi
Right then, right when I face-planted,
[18:53] Yayoi
I thought I saw a shining
face smiling at me.
[18:55] Yayoi
I thought it was an angel from
heaven coming to take me away.
[18:58] Yomogi
Hold on. Do you think
that could have been...
[19:00] Yuzu
Hey, didn't you say that your sisters
take things that are the same size
[19:04] Yuzu
as their dolls and play house with them?
[19:07] Yomogi
Yeah.
[19:07] Yuzu
If the two of them went into the hallway and
took the trophy when we weren't looking,
[19:13] Yuzu
played with it, and left it behind
when they went outside...
[19:17] Yuzu
Then when Yayoi came back...
[19:26] Yayoi
Oh no! I was the culprit all along!
[19:28] Yomogi
Hold on a second. If you were the culprit,
then where did the trophy go?
[19:33] Yuzu
We didn't find it until the girls went home.
[19:36] Yayoi
That's right.
[19:37] three girls
Oh.
[19:39] three girls
Ah.
[19:40] Yomogi
It must've gotten stuck up there, and then
fell back down while we were gone.
[19:48] three girls
Huh? What?!
[19:50] Yomogi
Now we know why the body suddenly appeared,
[19:52] Yomogi
but we still don't know where the head is!
[19:54] Yuzu
I didn't see it when I cleaned up the toys.
[19:57] Yayoi
I did hit my head pretty hard.
[20:00] Yomogi
If the head flew off,
where could it have landed?
[20:03] Yomogi
Oh! The takoyaki batter!
[20:06] Yayoi
No way!
[20:08] Yuzu
Does that mean your messed-up,
tough takoyaki...
[20:13] Yuzu
What did you do with it?
[20:14] Yomogi
I spit it out and tossed it in the trash.
[20:17] Yayoi
Where's the trash bag?
[20:18] Yomogi
I just took it out!
[20:24] Yayoi
Oh! A crow!
[20:26] three girls
The head!
[20:31] three girls
Aaah!
[20:34] Yayoi
And swoosh! It just flew off.
[20:38] Yomogi
That's crazy!
[20:39] Yuzu
What happened next?
[20:40] Yayoi
Well, it was all the crow's fault anyway,
[20:42] Yayoi
so I treated the manager to a bunch
of fried chicken, and he forgave me.
[20:45] Yomogi
Oh, give me a break.
I think I'll call it here.
[20:47] three girls
Thank you very much!
[20:53] Seiji
Hmph. But just this once!
[21:03] Yayoi
All right, in honor of Young Wai-Wai
successfully testing out a routine,
[21:08] Yayoi
cheers!
[21:09] everyone
Cheers!
[21:16] Yayoi
This is the okonomiyaki from my
uncle's shop. It's really good!
[21:21] Yomogi
We finished our routine in time,
and now we can relax a little.
[21:24] Miyu
It was hilarious! How'd ya come up with it?
[21:28] Yomogi
Come up with it? It's kind of a true story...
[21:32] Kana
It was that high quality, and it
was non-fiction? That's insane!
[21:36] Saeka
Well, this is a little dull.
Do we have another one in gold?
[21:40] Chitose
Are you nuts?
[21:41] Yuina
It's fluffy and delicious!
[21:43] Chihori
It tastes like the fields of Jupiter.
Sure brings back memories!
[21:46] Yuina & Mone
Huh?
[21:47] Yuzu
I still wonder what happened
to the trophy's head.
[21:50] Yayoi
Yeah. Where did it end up?
[21:53] Yomogi
Oh well. It's all good.
[22:04] [SONG] Lead
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[22:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[22:16] [SONG] lead
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
[22:19] [SONG] lead
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
[22:22] [SONG] back
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
[22:24] [SONG] lead
We hope you enjoy the show today.
[22:27] [SONG] lead
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
[22:33] [SONG] lead
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
[22:42] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:45] [SONG] lead
It's all good when we're laughing together.
[22:48] [SONG] lead
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
[22:53] [SONG] lead
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
[22:56] [SONG] lead
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
[22:59] [SONG] lead
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
[23:02] [SONG] lead
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
[23:05] [SONG] lead
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
[23:09] [SONG] back
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
[23:10] [SONG] lead
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
[23:16] [SONG] lead
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
[23:22] [SONG] lead
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
[23:27] [SONG] lead
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
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