# E5 - The Lamp Chapter
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**[00:03] Mone**
What a pain.
**[00:05] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[00:07] Chihori**
It's a school day.
**[00:09] Chihori**
What a wretched Earth custom.
**[00:11] Mone**
While we're stuck here, everyone at
Takako-so is practicing their comedy.
**[00:16] Mone**
People say if you skip one day of manzai,
it takes two weeks to get it back.
**[00:21] Chihori**
Some do say comedy is verbal athletics.
**[00:23] Yuina**
My true name is Jupitris Naru-Nanana—
**[00:26] Yuina**
Ah, I botched it again.
**[00:28] Mone**
You can't do that, Yuina.
**[00:29] Mone**
It's your true name. You gotta
learn how to say it smoothly.
**[00:32] Yuina**
But you're the one who
came up with it, Mone.
**[00:35] Yuina**
Why did you have to make it so long?
**[00:37] Chihori**
Yuina, most space alien
names are really long.
**[00:41] Mone**
That's right.
**[00:42] Mone**
Leave it to Chihori to see
things from the alien side.
**[00:46] Chihori**
Eh? B-But isn't that common
knowledge among Earthlings, too?
**[00:49] Yuina**
That doesn't make any sense.
**[00:51] Mone**
If we're gonna make it to the Grand Prix final,
we have to constantly think up new bits.
**[00:55] Mone**
There's never enough time, though.
**[00:58] Chihori**
Yeah, for sure.
**[01:08] Yuina**
Finally back in Hokkaido.
It's so relaxing here.
**[01:11] Chihori**
There are so many people around Takako-so
all the time, it always feels like a festival.
**[01:16] Mone**
That's the city for you.
**[01:17] Yuina**
I like the country the best.
It's so peaceful.
**[01:20] Mone**
Hold on there, Yuina. The countryside
ain't always peaceful, ya hear?
**[01:24] Yuina**
Is that a new character?
**[01:26] Mone**
Somethin' tells me ya don't know about
the seven folk legends of Hokkaido.
**[01:31] Yuina**
Seven folk legends?
**[01:33] Chihori**
What are they? What are they?
**[01:35] Chihori**
Like, a gigantic laser cannon
on standby in satellite orbit?
**[01:39] Chihori**
Or an underground facility for making
cow-shaped weapons of mass destruction?
**[01:43] Mone**
It ain't anything like that
Hollywood-type stuff, darlin'.
**[01:46] Mone**
I'm talkin' about the old wives'
tales that country grannies tell.
**[01:49] Yuina**
For example?
**[01:50] Mone**
Aw, dang it. I forget.
**[01:52] Chihori**
You forgot already? That's too bad.
**[01:55] Yuina**
Folk legends, huh? It'd be fun
if we could spot one of those.
**[01:58] Mone**
You think?
**[01:59] Chihori**
I'd love to see one while
I'm still on Earth.
**[02:02] Yuina**
While you're still on Earth?
**[02:03] Chihori**
Never mind!
**[02:04] Mone**
By the way, last year I got
an interesting holiday gift.
**[02:08] Mone**
Expensive-looking imported dishes.
**[02:10] Yuina**
There are a lot of really
cute imported dishes.
**[02:13] Mone**
Yeah, these were cute. And they flew.
**[02:16] Yuina**
They flew?
**[02:17] Mone**
Yeah. Sometimes they'd
float up into the air.
**[02:20] Yuina**
The dishes?
**[02:21] Mone**
The dishes.
**[02:22] Chihori**
Probably because they were imported.
**[02:23] Mone**
That's probably it.
**[02:25] Yuina**
I guess imported dishes can fly, then.
**[02:27] Mone**
Yeah, imported dishes can fly.
**[02:31] Yuina**
Huh? What was that?
**[02:37] Mone**
What a pain.
**[02:39] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[02:41] Chihori**
'Cause we have to. It's a school day.
**[02:43] Mone**
While we're stuck here, everyone at
Takako-so is practicing their comedy.
**[02:48] Mone**
People say if you skip one day of manzai,
it takes two weeks to get it back.
**[02:50] Yuina**
Huh?
**[02:52] Yuina**
Huh?
**[02:53] Yuina**
Huh?!
**[02:55] [SONG] all**
Yeah!
**[02:55] [SONG] Yomogi**
So, what's comedy?
**[02:56] [SONG] Yayoi**
Yo!
**[02:57] [SONG] Yuzu**
Tough question, for me
**[02:58] [SONG] Yayoi**
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
**[02:59] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi**
Be! See!
**[03:00] [SONG] Yomogi**
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
**[03:00] [SONG] Yayoi**
Ye ye, in the zone!
**[03:02] [SONG] Yuzu**
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
**[03:02] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi**
God! Horizon!
**[03:04] [SONG] Kana**
Wanna see us split into bunshin
**[03:04] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Yeah!
**[03:05] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Bullets!
**[03:05] [SONG] Kana**
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
**[03:07] [SONG] Kana**
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
**[03:08] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Nin-nin!
**[03:09] [SONG] Saeka**
High society, celebrity
**[03:09] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
High! Celebrity!
**[03:10] [SONG] Saeka**
The cleanest jokes are our priority
**[03:12] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
Priority!
**[03:13] [SONG] Miyu**
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
**[03:13] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Yeah!
**[03:14] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Ah! Ah!
**[03:15] [SONG] Miyu**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
**[03:15] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
**[03:17] [SONG] Yuina**
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
**[03:18] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Ah Invaders
**[03:19] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
That should tell you all you need to know
**[03:20] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Need to know!
**[03:21] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Yeah!
**[03:21] [SONG] Yuzu**
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
**[03:21] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Wai-Wai!
**[03:22] [SONG] Yomogi**
Heat up the timeline!
**[03:23] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Timeline!
**[03:23] [SONG] Yayoi**
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
**[03:25] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Pride!
**[03:26] [SONG] Yomogi**
Found a new line
**[03:26] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[03:26] [SONG] Yuzu**
Gonna sweep the prime time
**[03:28] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[03:28] [SONG] Yayoi**
Who's on top then?
**[03:29] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Gotta take the Teppen!
**[03:29] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Take it to the top
**[03:31] [SONG] all call**
Doin' it for real!
**[03:32] [SONG] Kana; Saeka**
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
**[03:33] [SONG] all call**
Oh yeah
**[03:34] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina**
Gonna face the challenge head-on
**[03:34] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
**[03:36] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Running straight ahead
**[03:36] [SONG] all call**
Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[03:38] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
Take it to the top
**[03:38] [SONG] all call**
Yeah that's right!
**[03:40] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
It's show
**[03:41] [SONG] Yomogi**
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
**[03:43] [SONG] Yuzu**
You'll never reach the top that way
**[03:43] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
**[03:45] [SONG] Yayoi**
You know it's true, what we say
**[03:47] [SONG] all call**
Hey!
**[03:48] [SONG] all sing**
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
**[03:51] [SONG] all call**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[03:54] [SONG] all sing**
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
**[03:57] [SONG] all call**
All that
**[03:58] [SONG] all sing**
We want to get
**[03:58] [SONG] all call**
We want to get, yeah!
**[04:01] [SONG] all sing**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[04:01] [SONG] all call**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[04:06] [SONG] all sing**
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
**[04:06] [SONG] all call**
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
**[04:11] [SONG] all sing**
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
**[04:15] [SONG] all sing**
Top of the laugh
**[04:15] [SONG] all call**
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
**[04:18] [SONG] all sing**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[04:18] [SONG] all call**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[04:23] [SONG] Yayoi**
Aw yeah!
***SIGN*** The Lamp Chapter
**[04:32] Yuina**
Huh? How?
**[04:33] Chihori**
What, Yuina?
**[04:35] Mone**
Oh. She's trying to get out
of practicing her name.
**[04:37] Mone**
Are you able to say it right yet?
**[04:39] Yuina**
What? No, sorry.
**[04:41] Mone**
You can't do that, Yuina.
**[04:43] Mone**
It's your true name. You gotta
learn how to say it smoothly.
**[04:46] Yuina**
Most space alien names are really long.
**[04:49] Mone**
That's right. So it has to be long.
I'm glad you understand.
**[04:53] Yuina**
*I guess I'm imagining things...*
**[04:57] Chihori**
The air in Hokkaido smells so fresh!
**[05:00] Mone**
But see here, Chihori.
**[05:02] Mone**
There's some mysterious wonders
hidden around Hokkaido too, darlin'.
**[05:05] Yuina**
*Huh? Was this...?*
**[05:07] Chihori**
Mysterious?
**[05:08] Mone**
Somethin' tells me ya don't know about
the seven folk legends of Hokkaido.
**[05:13] Chihori**
Seven folk legends?
**[05:14] Yuina**
Huh?
**[05:15] Chihori**
This sounds fun!
**[05:16] Chihori**
Tell me! Tell me!
**[05:17] Mone**
I forget what they're about.
**[05:19] Chihori**
You forgot already?
**[05:20] Yuina**
*I'm definitely not imagining things.*
**[05:22] Chihori**
Something wrong, Yuina?
**[05:24] Chihori**
You got quiet all of a sudden.
**[05:26] Mone**
Are you hungry? Want a buttercream cookie?
**[05:28] Mone**
There's nothing to drink, though.
**[05:30] Chihori**
You can't eat a buttercream
cookie without a drink!
**[05:32] Yuina**
No, thanks. It's okay. I'll be fine.
**[05:34] Chihori**
Without a drink, it'd be way too sweet.
**[05:37] Mone**
But hey, listen to this.
**[05:39] Mone**
I got some imported dishes as
a holiday gift last year.
**[05:42] Mone**
Imported dishware is really cute.
**[05:45] Chihori**
Oh, is it?
**[05:48] Mone**
They're really fancy and
stylish and they fly,
**[05:51] Mone**
so they make any meal look delicious.
**[05:53] Yuina**
Imported dishes...
**[05:54] Chihori**
That's so neat. I want
some flying dishes, too.
**[05:57] Mone**
Flying dishes are great, ya hear?
**[05:59] Yuina**
They fly, huh?
**[06:02] Yuina**
What?! Wait. Is this...?
**[06:09] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[06:11] Chihori**
'Cause we have to. It's a school day.
**[06:13] Yuina**
It's all back to where it started!
**[06:15] Mone**
What's wrong, Yuina?
What's back to where it started?
**[06:19] Chihori**
The food you ate?
**[06:20] Mone**
Here's a barf bag.
**[06:22] Yuina**
That's my backpack!
**[06:23] Yuina**
And that's not what I'm saying!
I mean that time started over!
**[06:26] Mone**
Wha? The old time slip trick?
**[06:29] Yuina**
Daibutsu with lipstick?
**[06:30] Mone**
Why'd you have to play the
sexy Buddha card right now?
**[06:32] Mone**
Yuina is on the verge of
sci-fi enlightenment.
**[06:34] Mone**
Keep your *satori*cal jokes to yourself.
**[06:36] Yuina**
You mean neither of you noticed?
**[06:38] Mone**
There we go. Sci-fi is the way, Yuina.
**[06:41] Yuina**
I'm being serious!
**[06:43] Yuina**
Time keeps repeating!
**[06:46] Yuina**
Huh? Huh? Huh?!
**[06:49] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[06:52] Chihori**
'Cause we have to.
**[06:53] Yuina**
What?!
**[06:54] Chihori**
Oh! You surprised me!
**[06:56] Mone**
What's wrong, Yuina?
**[06:57] Mone**
Did you see a horsehair crab
walking forwards or something?
**[06:59] Chihori**
A straightforward crab?
The real honest type?
**[07:02] Yuina**
*We're back again.*
**[07:04] Yuina**
*Is it going to keep looping forever?*
**[07:06] Yuina**
* And that loop was even*
* shorter than the last. Why?*
**[07:10] Yuina**
* Calm down, Yuina. This is when*
* you gotta start counting sheep.*
**[07:13] Yuina**
*There must be some rule to the looping.*
**[07:16] Yuina**
*If I can just figure it out...*
**[07:18] Yuina**
* Could it have started over*
* because I told them?*
**[07:21] Chihori**
Something wrong, Yuina?
**[07:23] Mone**
Are you hungry? Want a buttercream cookie?
**[07:25] Mone**
There's nothing to drink, though.
**[07:27] Chihori**
You can't eat a buttercream
cookie without a drink!
**[07:29] Yuina**
* That has to be it. I can't let*
* them know what's happening.*
**[07:33] Yuina**
*If I break the rules, it starts over.*
**[07:33] Chihori**
It's so good! But it tastes so sweet...
**[07:36] Yuina**
*It keeps resetting at the same moment.*
**[07:38] Mone**
Mm-hmm.
**[07:40] Yuina**
* That buzzer sound... that's like when you*
* give the wrong answer on a quiz show.*
**[07:44] Mone**
But hey, listen to this.
**[07:46] Mone**
I got some imported dishes as
a holiday gift last year.
**[07:49] Yuina**
*Here it is!*
**[07:50] Yuina**
* What am I getting wrong?*
* And what is the right response?*
**[07:55] Mone**
Imported dishware is really cute.
**[07:58] Chihori**
Oh, really?
**[07:59] Yuina**
*I've been wondering...*
**[08:01] Mone**
They're really fancy and stylish and they fly,
**[08:04] Mone**
so they make any meal look delicious.
**[08:06] Yuina**
*Dishes don't fly, do they?*
**[08:09] Yuina**
*Dishes floating up into the air...*
**[08:12] Yuina**
Oh!
**[08:12] Yuina**
That's just a poltergeist!
**[08:16] Mone**
Ah, I hadn't thought of that.
**[08:17] Yuina**
Huh? Huh?
**[08:20] Yuina**
What? Were those lamps there before?
**[08:23] Mone**
Lamps? What are you talking about?
**[08:25] Yuina**
Huh?
**[08:26] Yuina**
*Could it be... they don't see them?*
**[08:29] Yuina**
N-Never mind.
**[08:31] Yuina**
*It didn't repeat again.*
**[08:32] Yuina**
* And that sound must mean*
* I got it right or something.*
**[08:36] Yuina**
*Is that why the lamp lit up?*
**[08:38] Yuina**
*There are seven lamps...*
**[08:40] Yuina**
* Only one is on now. But why*
* did that one turn on?*
**[08:44] (Flashback) Mone**
Somethin' tells me ya don't know about
the seven folk legends of Hokkaido.
**[08:49] (Flashback) Yuina**
That's a poltergeist!
**[08:51] Yuina**
*Mysteries of the unknown!*
**[08:53] Yuina**
* The seven lamps must*
* represent seven mysteries.*
**[08:55] Yuina**
* A poltergeist must have been one,*
* and that's why the lamp lit up.*
**[09:00] Yuina**
*So, the previous loop...*
**[09:03] Yuina**
*I broke out of it when I got the answer right.*
**[09:05] Yuina**
* I guess it kept looping because I didn't*
* react to the flying plate thing.*
**[09:09] Yuina**
* So there are seven mysteries*
* in our conversation,*
**[09:11] Yuina**
*and I need a comeback for each one?*
**[09:15] Yuina**
* But I don't know what*
* the mysteries could be.*
**[09:18] Yuina**
* I'd look them up, but I'm*
* out of range, so I can't.*
***SIGN*** Out of Range
**[09:21] Chihori**
Is Yuina talking to herself?
**[09:24] Mone**
I bet she's working on a new bit.
**[09:26] Mone**
Maybe she's finally embracing her
role as a space-manzai comic.
**[09:30] Chihori**
Ah, buttercream cookies are a
national treasure of Hokkaido.
**[09:34] Mone**
They go beyond national.
More like a planetary treasure.
**[09:38] Mone**
The delicious flavor is out of this world.
**[09:40] Chihori**
They actually sell them on Pluto
for ten times the original price.
**[09:44] Mone**
Oh, do they?
**[09:46] Mone**
Sometimes you talk about space like
you've actually been there, Chihori.
**[09:49] Chihori**
I h-haven't! That isn't even possible.
**[09:52] Mone**
I know. It's just a joke.
**[09:54] Chihori**
Yeah, a joke. A joke.
**[09:56] Yuina**
* Phew. That wasn't one*
* of the seven mysteries.*
**[09:59] Yuina**
* I guess I can ignore Chihori's*
* usual silly setups.*
**[10:02] Mone**
Here, have the last one.
**[10:03] Yuina**
Oh, thank you.
**[10:05] Chihori**
Wait a minute. How did you
buy buttercream cookies?
**[10:08] Chihori**
When was there time for that?
**[10:09] Mone**
I didn't buy them. They were given to me.
**[10:12] Chihori**
Huh? Someone giving away
buttercream cookies must be a god.
**[10:15] Chihori**
The buttergod?
**[10:16] Yuina**
I've never heard of such a calorie-rich god.
**[10:18] Mone**
Not a god. More like, um...
**[10:22] Mone**
A really wee person.
**[10:23] Yuina**
You mean a child?
**[10:25] Mone**
No, not a child. I dunno. A wee person.
**[10:29] Yuina**
How big?
**[10:30] Mone**
This big.
**[10:31] Chihori**
That's tiny!
**[10:32] Yuina**
That's too tiny!
**[10:33] Mone**
But a buttercream cookie
is about this big, right?
**[10:36] Mone**
It makes sense that the buttergod
would be that big, too.
**[10:39] Chihori**
She does have a point there.
**[10:41] Yuina**
I guess the buttergod is pretty small.
**[10:44] Yuina**
Oh, no!
**[10:48] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[10:50] Chihori**
'Cause we have to.
**[10:52] Yuina**
How come?!
**[10:53] Chihori**
Oh! You surprised me!
**[10:54] Mone**
What's wrong, Yuina?
**[10:55] Mone**
Did you find out your grandma was a pumpkin?
**[10:57] Chihori**
It would be shocking to find a pumpkin
growing from your family tree.
**[11:01] Yuina**
*It's repeating again. What did I get wrong?*
**[11:05] Mone**
But hey, listen to this.
**[11:06] Mone**
I got some dishes as a
holiday gift last year.
**[11:09] Mone**
And they float into the air,
and it looks so nice.
**[11:11] Yuina**
A poltergeist!
**[11:14] Yuina**
* The second mystery must have been*
* in the conversation somewhere.*
**[11:18] Yuina**
*So missing it does make the loop start over.*
**[11:20] Chihori**
Wait a minute. How did you
buy buttercream cookies?
**[11:23] Chihori**
When was there time for that?
**[11:25] Mone**
I didn't buy them. They were given to me.
**[11:27] Yuina**
*What is it? What is the next mystery?*
**[11:30] Mone**
Um, a really wee person. Like this big.
**[11:34] Yuina**
*A wee person?*
**[11:35] Yuina**
*Where have I heard a story like that before?*
**[11:38] Yuina**
*Oh, I know. I'm sure it was...*
**[11:41] Yuina**
That's a Korpokkur!
**[11:45] Yuina**
*Yes!*
**[11:46] Mone**
Oh. It was a Korpokkur.
**[11:49] Mone**
That explains why it was so small.
**[11:51] Chihori**
That sure was nice of the Korpokkur
to give you a buttercream cookie.
**[11:52] Yuina**
* If I can keep dishing out*
* the right comebacks,*
**[11:55] Yuina**
*time should go forward without repeating.*
**[11:58] Yuina**
*But that sounds totally exhausting.*
***SIGN*** Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***SIGN*** Invaders
**[12:09] Yuina**
My true name is Jupitris Naru-Naru Nyuigi—
**[12:13] Yuina**
Ah, I botched it again.
**[12:14] Mone**
Your training is far from complete.
**[12:17] Yuina**
I told you it was too difficult!
**[12:19] Mone**
Oh yeah? Jupitris Naru-Naru Neiji
Yuina is easy for me to say.
**[12:23] Yuina**
That's because you came up with it, Mone.
**[12:27] Yuina**
Why did we have to go with the
"we are space aliens" theme, anyway?
**[12:30] Mone**
We had to. We needed something
to give us character.
**[12:33] Mone**
That first performance was
really our turning point.
**[12:37] Chihori**
Who would have thought space alien
characters would be so popular?
**[12:39] Yuina**
Which means we can't turn back,
and now I just have to suffer with it.
**[12:44] Mone**
But don't you think it would be awesome
if we took the Teppen like this?
**[12:48] Mone**
We'd be big stars in Hokkaido!
**[12:50] Chihori**
Stars, huh?
**[12:52] Chihori**
I wonder if my mother and father 30,000
light years away would be happy for us.
**[12:57] Yuina**
* N-No! That's the wrong spot!*
* Quit setting me up, Chihori!*
**[13:01] Mone**
Actually, I have a dream about becoming
famous and reuniting with an old friend.
**[13:07] Chihori**
Oh, this is gonna be good.
**[13:09] Mone**
I don't know where she's living now,
**[13:12] Mone**
but I bet she'd find me
once we become famous.
**[13:16] Yuina**
Yeah, I bet. That happens sometimes.
**[13:18] Mone**
She was so nice.
**[13:20] Yuina**
Was she?
**[13:22] Mone**
Ate a lot, laughed a lot...
**[13:24] Yuina**
Huh.
**[13:25] Mone**
...and her body was all green.
**[13:27] Yuina**
What a development.
**[13:29] Mone**
Also, she lived deep underground.
Have you heard about it?
**[13:32] Mone**
I went home with her once, and there
was this huge city underground.
**[13:37] Yuina**
An underground... city?
**[13:38] Mone**
Yeah. It had this weird vibe to it,
**[13:41] Mone**
like it was tens of thousands
of years old or something.
**[13:44] Yuina**
* An underground city that's tens*
* of thousands of years old...*
**[13:47] Yuina**
That's the lost underground
city of Shambhala!
**[13:52] Yuina**
*Nice! I'm on a roll!*
**[13:53] Mone**
What are you doing, Yuina?
**[13:55] Chihori**
You seem happy about something.
**[13:56] Yuina**
I-It's nothing!
**[13:58] Yuina**
I just wish I could meet Mone's
fresh, green friend, too.
**[14:02] Mone**
Don't talk about people's friends
like they're vegetables.
**[14:07] Chihori**
So your mother and father encouraged you
to do the Teppen Grand Prix, Yuina?
**[14:13] Yuina**
Yeah. They keep telling
me to give it all I got.
**[14:16] Yuina**
My dad, you know, used to be
in a band and tried to go pro.
**[14:20] Yuina**
He'd say, "We're gonna rock you
so hard, it'll set Hokkaido on fire!"
**[14:24] Yuina**
At least that's what I've heard.
**[14:25] Yuina**
Pretty cheesy, huh?
**[14:26] Mone**
Very cheesy.
**[14:27] Yuina**
Eventually he gave up, got a
real job, and got married.
**[14:32] Yuina**
But since my dad was like that too,
**[14:35] Yuina**
he told me to do whatever
I wanted while I was young.
**[14:38] Chihori**
That was a somewhat nice story.
**[14:40] Yuina**
Somewhat?
**[14:42] Mone**
I'm jealous, Yuina.
**[14:44] Mone**
I've kind of got a problem
with my dad at home.
**[14:47] Yuina**
A problem?
**[14:49] Chihori**
This is the first I've heard of it.
**[14:50] Yuina**
Are you really worried about it?
**[14:52] Yuina**
We'll listen if you want to talk about it.
**[14:54] Mone**
Yeah. Actually, my dad...
**[14:58] Mone**
won't build me a giant robot.
**[15:01] Yuina**
Huh?
**[15:02] Chihori**
And what's the problem with that?
**[15:04] Mone**
It's a huge problem!
**[15:06] Mone**
The dad is supposed to make a
giant robot for the kid to pilot.
**[15:09] Mone**
It happens all the time in robot anime!
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"Who Built Your Robot?"
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***SIGN*** I Stole It
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**[15:11] Mone**
The results of the survey say so!
**[15:14] Yuina**
When did you have time to conduct a survey?
**[15:16] Mone**
My chances of piloting a robot
**[15:19] Mone**
have dropped off the charts because
my dad won't build me one.
**[15:22] Mone**
It's a huge problem!
**[15:24] Yuina**
Sorry. I'm having trouble
seeing it that way.
**[15:27] Mone**
If he won't build me a robot,
**[15:29] Mone**
at least he could don a
mask and black uniform
**[15:31] Mone**
and start hissing, like, "Shu-koh, shu-koh."
**[15:34] Mone**
Without an enemy like that, how can
I become the hero of an interstellar war?
**[15:38] Yuina**
Maybe you're aiming a little too high.
**[15:40] Chihori**
The black mask and "shu-koh,
shu-koh" reminds me...
**[15:43] Yuina**
A black mask and "shu-koh, shu-koh"
reminds you of something?
**[15:47] Chihori**
Do you remember that "Hokkaido! Doh! Doh!" gag
**[15:51] Chihori**
that propelled the comedian,
Bushido Sasaoka, to stardom?
**[15:55] Chihori**
One time when Sasaoka-san was doing a gag on
location in Sapporo, he started thinking,
**[16:00] Chihori**
"I've got to take a good, long look at myself
and perfect my delivery of this joke."
**[16:04] Mone**
Would delivery really help that joke?
**[16:06] Yuina**
That's rude, Mone.
**[16:07] Chihori**
Then Sasaoka-san happened
upon another person
**[16:11] Chihori**
who looked just like him
doing the exact same joke.
**[16:13] Mone**
Looked just like him? Like a
ninja's bunshin ability?
**[16:17] Chihori**
Maybe if you really perfect your jokes,
it turns into a kind of ninjutsu.
**[16:22] Yuina**
*Is it ninjutsu? No...*
**[16:24] Yuina**
* A phenomenon when you*
* encounter your double.*
**[16:27] Yuina**
* I've heard about that*
* somewhere. It's got to be...*
**[16:30] Yuina**
*That's a doppelgänger!*
**[16:33] Yuina**
*Correct! Now there's three left.*
**[16:35] Yuina**
* Once I light them all up,*
* I should escape this time loop.*
**[16:42] Mone**
It must be nice to be rich
like everyone in Celebri-Tea.
**[16:46] Yuina**
Doesn't your family own a big farm, Mone?
**[16:49] Mone**
Yeah, but that's Hokkaido.
**[16:51] Mone**
A farm in Hokkaido is worth about
as much as one tatami mat in Osaka.
**[16:55] Yuina**
That can't be right.
**[16:56] Mone**
I wish they'd at least hide a
giant robot underneath the farm.
**[17:00] Mone**
The ground would split open, and the
robot would go "brrr" and come out.
**[17:04] Yuina**
It would be a disaster, because
the cows would all fall in!
**[17:07] Chihori**
A while ago, I met an old lady who
said she lived in Lake Kussharo.
**[17:12] Chihori**
She seemed pretty rich.
And she had this huge dog!
**[17:16] Yuina**
Yeah, you gotta be rich to have a big dog.
**[17:19] Mone**
Lucky her. What was its name?
**[17:21] Chihori**
I don't know the breed, but it looked...
**[17:24] Chihori**
Something like this.
**[17:26] Yuina**
Isn't that... not a dog?
**[17:27] Mone**
How big was it?
**[17:28] Chihori**
Maybe about 15 meters.
**[17:30] Yuina**
That's a monster!
**[17:31] Yuina**
*Wait! This must be...*
**[17:34] Yuina**
*Um, um...*
**[17:37] Yuina**
* A 15-meter-long monster that*
* is clearly not a dog...*
**[17:40] Yuina**
* Was there a mysterious*
* phenomenon like that?*
**[17:43] Chihori**
You don't look well, Yuina.
**[17:45] Mone**
Want a potato stick?
**[17:47] Yuina**
* Wait. But if it's living in Lake*
* Kussharo, that must mean...*
**[17:53] Yuina**
That's Kussie!
**[17:55] Yuina**
*Oh! I got it!*
**[17:57] Mone**
Ah, the monster that lives in
Lake Kussharo in Teshikaga.
**[18:01] Mone**
Now that you mention it, I haven't
heard about many sightings recently.
**[18:07] Mone**
Hokkaido, like, beats all
the other prefectures.
**[18:11] Chihori**
Oh, yeah. The food is delicious, and the
environment is beautiful. It's the best.
**[18:16] Mone**
No, that's not what I mean.
**[18:18] Yuina**
Then what do you mean?
**[18:19] Mone**
If you threw the prefectures like shuriken,
**[18:23] Mone**
the Hokkaido one would totally dominate.
**[18:25] Yuina**
Where'd you get those?
**[18:26] Mone**
I made them from cardboard.
**[18:28] Mone**
Tokyo is small and probably
wouldn't fly far.
**[18:31] Mone**
Osaka is unbalanced and
would probably fall flat.
**[18:34] Mone**
The only other prefecture
that could compete is Iwate.
**[18:37] Mone**
But I think our Hokkaido would still win.
**[18:40] Chihori**
Hokkaido certainly might be the strongest.
**[18:42] Chihori**
Especially since the residents are so tough.
**[18:45] Yuina**
Are they? They don't seem that way to me.
**[18:47] Chihori**
But I saw a woman running
wicked fast the other day.
**[18:51] Yuina**
Maybe she was a track-and-field athlete.
**[18:53] Yuina**
What? No way! For that?!
**[18:58] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[19:00] Chihori**
'Cause we have to.
**[19:02] Chihori**
Oh? What's wrong, Yuina?
**[19:04] Yuina**
Not again...
**[19:07] Yuina**
Poltergeist!
**[19:08] Yuina**
Korpokkur!
**[19:09] Yuina**
Shambhala!
**[19:09] Yuina**
Doppelgänger!
**[19:10] Yuina**
Kussie!
**[19:14] Yuina**
*I've finally made it back here.*
**[19:17] Yuina**
*I gotta get it right this time!*
**[19:19] Chihori**
I saw a woman running wicked
fast the other day.
**[19:22] Chihori**
She was as fast as a northern
fox being chased by a bear.
**[19:26] Mone**
That's the speed of sound!
**[19:27] Yuina**
* This woman must be connected to*
* some mysterious phenomenon.*
**[19:30] Yuina**
*But "running fast" isn't enough information.*
**[19:33] Yuina**
*If I can just get another hint...*
**[19:35] Yuina**
Do you remember what the woman looked like?
**[19:38] Chihori**
What she looked like? She was pretty.
**[19:41] Yuina**
Anything else?
**[19:42] Chihori**
Hmm...
**[19:43] Chihori**
You know, her clothes did
seem a bit out-of-style.
**[19:46] Chihori**
Like from the 1970s, I guess.
**[19:49] Yuina**
And?
**[19:50] Chihori**
She was a narcissist.
**[19:51] Mone**
How do you know her personality?
**[19:53] Chihori**
Well, she kept asking everybody
around, "Am I pretty?"
**[19:57] Mone**
That is quite the narcissist.
**[19:59] Chihori**
Oh, and her mouth was split open.
**[20:00] Yuina**
*Why didn't you say that earlier?!*
**[20:03] Yuina**
The Slit-Mouthed Woman!
**[20:07] Yuina**
*Sweet! Just one left.*
**[20:09] Chihori**
Look! You can see the school.
**[20:12] Yuina**
You're right!
**[20:13] Yuina**
It's always a relief to
see a familiar building.
**[20:17] Mone**
That isn't necessarily true.
**[20:18] Mone**
Sometimes people are really shocked
when they see familiar structures.
**[20:22] Yuina**
For example?
**[20:23] Mone**
Like when he finds the Statue of Liberty
and yells, "You maniacs! You blew it up!"
**[20:27] Yuina**
But that's a super-unusual case!
**[20:29] Chihori**
Time just flew by as we were chatting.
**[20:32] Chihori**
I thought we'd be able to
practice our bits more.
**[20:35] Mone**
No kidding. Yuina still can't
say her true name yet.
**[20:38] Yuina**
My true name is Jupitris
Naru-Naru Neiji Yuina. See?
**[20:43] Mone**
Oh! That's awesome, Yuina! Perfect!
**[20:46] Mone**
You can actually do it now!
**[20:47] Chihori**
Wow! You improved so much in just two hours!
**[20:51] Yuina**
It wasn't two hours, though.
**[20:53] Yuina**
Not for me.
**[20:59] Mone**
Ah, I'm pooped. I'm gonna
take a long bath tonight.
**[21:03] Chihori**
Traveling long distances
does wear you out, huh.
**[21:05] Chihori**
It reminds me of when I first came to Earth.
**[21:11] Yuina**
*That last lamp never lit up.*
**[21:13] Yuina**
*I still don't know what the seventh mystery was.*
**[21:16] Yuina**
*Is this how it's supposed to be?*
**[21:27] Yuina**
What's that?
**[21:31] Mone**
Wow! What's this?
**[21:33] Yuina**
*Oh, I get it now!*
**[21:35] Yuina**
*The last of the seven mysteries!*
**[21:37] Yuina**
*I'm glad this one was so simple.*
**[21:40] Yuina**
Overenthusiastic crop harvesting!
**[21:43] Yuina**
Huh? Wait a... Wait! No! Don't!
**[21:52] Mone**
Why do we have to go back, anyway?
**[21:54] Chihori**
'Cause we have to.
**[21:56] Chihori**
Hmm? What's wrong, Yuina?
**[21:59] Yuina**
Not again!
**[22:01] Chihori**
Are you okay, Yuina?
**[22:03] Mone**
Want a buttercream cookie?
**[22:05] [SONG] Lead**
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[22:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[22:16] [SONG] lead**
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
**[22:19] [SONG] lead**
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
**[22:22] [SONG] back**
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
**[22:24] [SONG] lead**
We hope you enjoy the show today.
**[22:27] [SONG] lead**
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
**[22:33] [SONG] lead**
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
**[22:42] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:45] [SONG] lead**
It's all good when we're laughing together.
**[22:48] [SONG] lead**
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
**[22:54] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:56] [SONG] lead**
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
**[22:59] [SONG] lead**
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
**[23:02] [SONG] lead**
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
**[23:05] [SONG] lead**
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[23:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[23:10] [SONG] lead**
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
**[23:16] [SONG] lead**
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
**[23:22] [SONG] lead**
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
**[23:27] [SONG] lead**
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
***SIGN*** The Flour Chapter