# E6 - The Flour Chapter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXDKGV/the-flour-chapter)
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**[00:02] Iroha; Kana; Chitose**
Hello there!
**[00:04] Iroha; Kana; Chitose**
Bull's-eye!
**[00:06] Iroha; Kana; Chitose**
Nin-nin!
**[00:07] Iroha; Kana; Chitose**
We're Bullet Kunoichi!
**[00:09] Kana**
You know, something's been bothering me.
**[00:11] Chitose**
Oh? What is it?
**[00:12] Kana**
I want to get better at housecleaning,
**[00:15] Kana**
but if I get too good, the emperor of darkness
might notice me or something.
**[00:21] Kana**
He'll say,
**[00:22] Kana**
"If you're so good at cleaning, how about
you wipe out the human race for me?"
**[00:24] Kana**
What if he asks me that? What should I do?
**[00:27] Chitose**
How would we know?
**[00:28] Chitose**
You went from cleaning house to
becoming the destroyer of worlds!
**[00:31] Iroha**
Why can't you just get a *little*
better at cleaning instead?
**[00:35] Kana**
That's easy for you to say.
**[00:38] [SONG] all**
Yeah!
**[00:38] [SONG] Yomogi**
So, what's comedy?
**[00:39] [SONG] Yayoi**
Yo!
**[00:40] [SONG] Yuzu**
Tough question, for me
**[00:41] [SONG] Yayoi**
What could it be?
It's too far out to see!
**[00:42] [SONG] Yuzu & Yomogi**
Be! See!
**[00:43] [SONG] Yomogi**
Boke and tsukkomi, in the zone
**[00:43] [SONG] Yayoi**
Ye ye, in the zone!
**[00:45] [SONG] Yuzu**
We got god-tier jokes on the horizon
**[00:45] [SONG] Yayoi & Yomogi**
God! Horizon!
**[00:47] [SONG] Kana**
Wanna see us split into bunshin
**[00:47] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Yeah!
**[00:48] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Bullets!
**[00:48] [SONG] Kana**
And hear gags flying at you like bullets?
**[00:50] [SONG] Kana**
Leave it to comedy ninjas!
**[00:51] [SONG] Iroha & Chitose**
Nin-nin!
**[00:51] [SONG] Saeka**
High society, celebrity
**[00:51] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
High! Celebrity!
**[00:53] [SONG] Saeka**
The cleanest jokes are our priority
**[00:54] [SONG] Hikari & Mako**
Priority!
**[00:56] [SONG] Miyu**
Yeah, Akudare, making you all laugh
**[00:56] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Yeah!
**[00:57] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Ah! Ah!
**[00:58] [SONG] Miyu**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back
**[00:58] [SONG] Hina & Misao**
Conquerors from Earth to heaven and back!
**[01:00] [SONG] Yuina**
We. Are. The. Invaders. Yo.
**[01:01] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Ah Invaders
**[01:02] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
That should tell you all you need to know
**[01:03] [SONG] Chihori & Mone**
Need to know!
**[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Yeah!
**[01:04] [SONG] Yuzu**
Shake it up, Wai-Wai!
**[01:04] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Wai-Wai!
**[01:05] [SONG] Yomogi**
Heat up the timeline!
**[01:06] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Timeline!
**[01:06] [SONG] Yayoi**
Scramble for the win,
we won't give up our pride
**[01:08] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Pride!
**[01:09] [SONG] Yomogi**
Found a new line
**[01:09] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[01:09] [SONG] Yuzu**
Gonna sweep the prime time
**[01:11] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Oh!
**[01:11] [SONG] Yayoi**
Who's on top then?
**[01:12] [SONG] all Young Wai-Wai**
Gotta take the Teppen!
**[01:12] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Take it to the top
**[01:14] [SONG] all call**
Doin' it for real!
**[01:15] [SONG] Kana; Saeka**
We'll show you, giving everything
we got, oh yeah
**[01:16] [SONG] all call**
Oh yeah
**[01:17] [SONG] Miyu; Yuina**
Gonna face the challenge head-on
**[01:17] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
**[01:19] [SONG] Kana; Saeka; Miyu; Yuina**
Running straight ahead
**[01:19] [SONG] all call**
Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[01:21] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
Take it to the top
**[01:21] [SONG] all call**
Yeah that's right!
**[01:23] [SONG] Young Wai-Wai**
It's show
**[01:24] [SONG] Yomogi**
Don't slow down to hear them
call you funny, not a day
**[01:26] [SONG] Yuzu**
You'll never reach the top that way
**[01:26] [SONG] all call**
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah!
**[01:28] [SONG] Yayoi**
You know it's true, what we say
**[01:30] [SONG] all call**
Hey!
**[01:31] [SONG] all sing**
But this isn't about us just getting a laugh
**[01:34] [SONG] all call**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[01:37] [SONG] all sing**
That's not why we're here
It's much bigger, bigger than all that
**[01:40] [SONG] all call**
All that
**[01:41] [SONG] all sing**
We want to get
**[01:41] [SONG] all call**
We want to get, yeah!
**[01:44] [SONG] all sing**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[01:44] [SONG] all call**
At last the genuine reason
we're living in this world
**[01:49] [SONG] all sing**
Yeah if we are the ones
that are making you laugh
**[01:49] [SONG] all call**
Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye! Ye!
**[01:54] [SONG] all sing**
We gotta go so hard it'll really,
really give us that, you know?
**[01:58] [SONG] all sing**
Top of the laugh
**[01:58] [SONG] all call**
Top of the laugh Ye~ah!
**[02:01] [SONG] all sing**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way.
We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[02:01] [SONG] all call**
At last we're gonna give it our all, our way,
oh! We're gonna make it to the top one day!
**[02:06] [SONG] Yayoi**
Aw yeah!
***SIGN*** The Flour Chapter
**[02:10] Seiji**
All right, then. See you later.
**[02:11] Yayoi**
Good luck at the World Maximum Power Outlet!
**[02:15] Yomogi**
No, it's the World Mammoth Museum. Right?
**[02:18] Kana**
Huh? It's the Wanbada Moscow Mule Contest.
**[02:20] Seiji**
That's totally wrong!
**[02:21] Seiji**
World Muscle Coliseum!
**[02:23] Seiji**
It's in America. It's the most influential
bodybuilding contest in the world!
**[02:29] Iroha**
Gimme two years, and I'll be there.
**[02:31] Seiji**
Step on up when you're ready, girl.
**[02:35] Yomogi**
You'll be gone four days?
**[02:36] Seiji**
Right. I'm a little worried about you,
so I planned a tight schedule.
**[02:41] Seiji**
Be good while I'm gone, okay?
**[02:42] Kana**
Just sail off like you're on a Black Ship
and leave the rest to us.
**[02:45] Chitose**
Is he going to open the
country or something?
**[02:47] Seiji**
Just don't make a mess or
get into any trouble, okay?
**[02:51] Iroha**
You worry too much!
**[02:52] Yayoi**
It's only four days. It'll be fine.
**[02:54] Yayoi**
Right, Yuzu?
**[02:55] Yuzu**
Huh? Um, yeah.
**[02:57] Yayoi**
What's wrong, Yuzu?
**[02:59] Yuzu**
N-Nothing. It's only four days.
No problem at all!
**[03:04] Seiji**
Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
**[03:06] Yuzu; Yayoi; Yomogi; Iroha; Kana; Chitose**
Have a safe trip!
**[03:10] Chitose**
What are you talking about?
**[03:11] Chitose**
What are you talking about?
**[03:13] Chitose**
Why a toothbrush?
**[03:14] Iroha**
It's great that you're
practicing your comebacks,
**[03:16] Iroha**
but don't get too carried away, Chitose.
**[03:19] Iroha**
Remember, since Seiji-san is gone,
we have to make our own meals, too.
**[03:24] Chitose**
If we split the work,
we'll figure something out.
**[03:27] Chitose**
I bet Celebri-Tea could
make something amazing.
**[03:30] Chitose**
At least their men in black will.
**[03:31] Iroha**
Oh right, *those* men in black.
**[03:33] Chitose**
Seiji-san sure is a worrywart, though.
**[03:36] Chitose**
The dorm isn't going to get trashed
or destroyed in just four days.
**[03:41] Iroha**
What's wrong?
**[03:43] Kana**
Spider! A spider!
**[03:44] Kana**
A spider which is a man!
**[03:45] Iroha**
Relax, Kana! It might be female!
**[03:48] Kana**
That doesn't matter!
**[03:50] Kana**
A weapon! I need a weapon!
**[03:52] Kana**
I don't do spiders!
**[03:54] Chitose**
You need something hard!
**[03:55] Iroha**
How about this?
**[03:56] Kana**
Thanks!
**[03:56] Chitose**
Huh? Hey!
**[03:57] Kana**
Chesuto!
**[04:05] Kana**
Uh...
**[04:07] Chitose**
What are we gonna do about this?
**[04:10] Iroha**
What *can* we do?
**[04:12] Iroha**
When Seiji-san comes back,
we'll just have to apologize.
**[04:15] Chitose**
That won't be enough!
**[04:17] Chitose**
You know how protective
Seiji-san is of this place!
**[04:20] Chitose**
If he finds out...
**[04:21] Iroha**
I-If he finds out?
**[04:23] Seiji**
Get to work!
**[04:26] Chitose; Iroha; Kana**
It's too heavy!
**[04:27] Chitose**
That'll totally happen.
**[04:29] Iroha**
We're in serious trouble!
**[04:31] Kana**
Then our only hope is to repair it.
**[04:34] Iroha**
Kana?
**[04:35] Chitose**
Where'd that uniform come from?
**[04:37] Kana**
Full disclosure, my uncle
is a famous carpenter.
**[04:40] Kana**
I started helping him out
at work when I was a kid.
**[04:44] Chitose**
Huh. I never knew that.
**[04:46] Kana**
Yeah, so repairing this
will be a piece of cake.
**[04:49] Iroha**
I've never seen Kana so responsible before!
**[04:51] Kana**
I'll show you what I can do.
**[04:58] Kana**
Well, that was a good day's work.
**[05:01] Chitose**
What have you done?!
**[05:03] Iroha**
Don't make it sound like a joke!
**[05:05] Chitose**
That's even bigger than the first hole!
**[05:07] Chitose**
Are you sure you *helped* your uncle?
**[05:09] Kana**
Yeah. Until I was about three.
**[05:11] Chitose**
You were just a baby! If you'd been a
digital monster, you'd still be a ball!
**[05:15] Kana**
I couldn't help it!
**[05:16] Kana**
If I'd kept at it, I would've eventually
become the genius carpentry artist
**[05:20] Kana**
in charge of building the
European royal palace.
**[05:23] Kana**
But I couldn't speak European,
so I decided to stop helping out.
**[05:27] Chitose**
You've been daydreaming like
this since you were three?!
**[05:30] Iroha**
Fine. I'll take care of it myself, then.
**[05:33] Kana**
Iroha-senpai!
**[05:34] Chitose**
Iroha, are you up to that?
**[05:36] Iroha**
I never told you, but I've done
tons of construction work before.
**[05:40] Kana**
Really?
**[05:41] Iroha**
Yeah, in video games.
**[05:42] Chitose**
Video games?!
**[05:43] Iroha**
But I'm our only hope now. Just trust me!
**[05:47] Iroha**
Here I go!
**[05:57] Iroha**
Real life isn't like a video game.
**[06:00] Chitose**
Yeah. You can't restart.
**[06:03] Miyu**
Hey! It's almost time for supper!
**[06:06] Chitose**
We'd better go.
**[06:08] Kana**
Yeah, yeah.
**[06:09] Kana**
There's still time before
the manager returns.
**[06:11] Kana**
We'll figure something out.
***SIGN*** Young Wai-Wai
**[06:15] Hina**
Supper's almost ready.
**[06:17] Yayoi**
Okay, just a minute.
**[06:20] Yayoi**
Yuzu, what's wrong?
**[06:23] Yayoi**
Are you sure you're okay?
**[06:24] Yuzu**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[06:27] Yuzu**
I knew I was getting a canker sore.
**[06:30] Yuzu**
Darn it. Even talking hurts.
**[06:33] Yomogi**
Yuzu, do you have a
stomachache or something?
**[06:36] Yuzu**
Not at all. I'll be out in a second.
**[06:40] Yuzu**
We still have to practice,
so I don't want to distract them.
**[06:44] Yayoi**
Something is definitely wrong.
Is she keeping a secret from us?
**[06:49] Yomogi**
Maybe something she's afraid to talk about.
**[06:51] Yomogi**
Money problems or something?
**[06:53] Yayoi**
We can't let her suffer alone!
**[06:55] Yayoi**
We gotta figure out what
it is and help her fix it.
**[06:58] Yomogi**
You're right. That's what friends are for.
**[07:01] Mone**
Eh? Your stagehands are all gone?
**[07:04] Saeka**
They all took time off and
left for vacation yesterday.
**[07:08] Hikari**
It's just like you to offer
them benefits, Saeka!
**[07:12] Saeka**
But I'm a little perturbed
by your reactions.
**[07:15] Saeka**
Did you think we can't prepare a
decent meal without our attendants?
**[07:22] Mone**
*I did.*
**[07:22] Yuina**
*I did.*
**[07:23] Misao**
*I did.*
**[07:24] Hina**
*I did.*
**[07:25] Miyu**
I did!
**[07:25] Misao**
Don't say it out loud!
**[07:27] Saeka**
Very well, then.
**[07:28] Saeka**
We will make you thoroughly understand
that we aren't simply useless celebrities.
**[07:33] Saeka**
Is everything prepared?
**[07:34] Mako**
Of course!
**[07:36] Chihori**
I'm looking forward to trying
an Earthling celebrity meal.
**[07:39] Misao**
A celebrity meal? You know what
that's gotta be, right, Hina?
**[07:42] Hina**
A high-class meal in
Ibaraki would be a melon.
**[07:45] Mone**
For melons, you gotta go to Hokkaido.
**[07:48] Yuina**
Mm-hmm. Yubari melons are the best in Japan!
**[07:50] Miyu**
You amateurs wouldn't understand.
**[07:52] Mone**
Hmm? What'd you say?
**[07:54] Miyu**
Ibaraki is the largest
producer of melons in Japan.
**[07:57] Miyu**
It's been that way for 20 years.
**[07:58] Miyu**
Melons are the proud local
delicacy of Ibaraki!
**[08:01] Mone**
Huh. But are Ibaraki melons even famous?
**[08:05] Miyu**
They're totally famous! You've never
heard of the Ibaraking melon?
**[08:09] Yuina**
Sorry, I haven't.
**[08:11] Miyu**
What the heck is wrong with you!
**[08:16] Miyu**
Misao, Hina.
**[08:17] Miyu**
I guess I'm gonna have to do stand-up
**[08:20] Miyu**
in this costume to promote Ibaraki melons!
**[08:22] Misao**
Oh, no, you ain't.
**[08:24] Misao**
If you go on stage looking like a ball,
nobody will listen to the jokes!
**[08:27] Miyu**
Oh, that's cold!
**[08:28] Miyu**
You really gonna let Hokkaido
steal our melons' citizenship?
**[08:31] Hina**
I kinda don't care.
**[08:33] Miyu**
Ugh...
**[08:33] Misao**
It's ready!
**[08:35] Chihori**
Celeb dinner time!
**[08:37] Mone**
What is it?
**[08:39] Saeka**
Nagoya's famous Taiwan
ramen, Brazilian style.
**[08:42] Misao**
Huh? What?
**[08:44] Yomogi**
You stuffed three different
place names into that line.
**[08:47] Saeka**
There, there. Don't be so picky.
Please help yourselves.
**[08:51] Yuina**
Delicious!
**[08:52] Kana**
I've never had it before,
but the flavor is so familiar.
**[08:55] Saeka**
I never had it, either, until I
became friends with Mako.
**[09:00] Hikari**
She said, "I'll show you a celeb
delicacy you've never had before,"
**[09:03] Hikari**
and introduced us to Taiwan ramen.
**[09:06] Saeka**
It was as if the ingredients and seasonings
weren't blending, but were battling.
**[09:10] Saeka**
What an exhilarating flavor!
**[09:11] Saeka**
One mouthful would be so rich with
flavor you'd want to drink water,
**[09:14] Saeka**
but instead you'd go for another!
Mysteriously appealing!
**[09:17] Saeka**
I've eaten all kinds of world-class
cuisine since childhood,
**[09:20] Saeka**
but I assure you I've never had anything
quite as appealing as Taiwan ramen!
**[09:25] Mako**
I don't think I can stand all this praise.
**[09:28] Hikari**
If you've never had junk food,
the flavor is a revelation.
**[09:32] Mone**
It is actually pretty good,
but what part of it is Brazilian?
**[09:36] Saeka**
That was...
**[09:37] Saeka**
The cook who taught me the recipe
practiced jiu-jitsu as a hobby.
***SIGN*** Gureishii Brothers
**[09:41] Misao**
Brazilian jiu-jitsu?!
**[09:44] Yayoi**
What's wrong, Yuzu? Aren't you eating?
**[09:47] Yomogi**
It's got a funny name,
but it's actually good.
**[09:49] Yuzu**
Eh? No, I'm good.
**[09:51] Yuzu**
* If I eat that with this*
* canker sore, I'm a goner!*
**[09:55] Yayoi; Yomogi**
Does that mean... she's on a diet?!
**[09:58] Yayoi**
She doesn't look like
she's gained any weight,
**[10:00] Yayoi**
but sometimes people get
really self-conscious!
**[10:02] Yomogi**
I get it. She's hearing the sirens
from the diet police inside her head!
**[10:06] Yayoi**
We need to make her realize
she doesn't need a diet.
**[10:10] Yayoi**
And for that...
**[10:12] Yayoi**
Oh, by the way, have you lost weight, Yuzu?
**[10:15] Yuzu**
Huh?
**[10:15] Yomogi**
Yeah, totally! For a second, I thought
you were a twig sitting there!
**[10:19] Yomogi**
We just gotta flatter her.
Even if it's obvious. Keep flattering!
**[10:22] Yayoi**
Skinny things... What else is skinny?
**[10:24] Yayoi**
Yeah, I thought she was a loose thread!
**[10:27] Yomogi**
Nanofiber! So skinny I almost
didn't see you at all!
**[10:31] Yuzu**
*Oh, no. Are they concerned about me?*
**[10:33] Yuzu**
* Are they worried*
* I'm not feeling well?*
**[10:36] Yuzu**
*In that case, I gotta eat!*
**[10:43] Yayoi**
Yuzu!
**[10:44] Yomogi**
What's wrong?
**[10:45] Yayoi**
It must be guilt! The guilt of eating
high-calorie food while on diet!
**[10:50] Yayoi**
The guilt has turned into a poison
that's eating her instead!
**[10:54] Yomogi**
This can't be happening!
**[10:56] Miyu**
Thank you for the food.
**[10:58] Mako**
How was it?
**[10:59] Misao**
I'll admit it's good, but it's still
junk food. It wasn't enough for supper.
**[11:04] Mone**
One more dish would be nice.
**[11:07] Saeka**
I thought you would say that.
**[11:09] Miyu**
You mean...?
**[11:10] Saeka**
Of course I have something else ready.
**[11:12] Saeka**
A Nagoya delicacy. Hitsumabushi eel!
**[11:18] Saeka**
I procured the highest-quality
eel for you all to enjoy!
**[11:25] Kana**
I believe they're still alive, ma'am.
**[11:27] Saeka**
I wanted to serve you the
freshest ingredients possible.
**[11:30] Mako; Hikari**
Oof!
**[11:32] Mako**
What the...?! It's all slimy!
**[11:34] Hikari**
Aah!
**[11:35] Hikari**
Mako, it went that way!
**[11:37] Mako**
I just had it!
**[11:38] Saeka**
Hello, eels, would you mind
joining us over here?
**[11:41] Hikari**
They can't understand you!
**[11:45] Saeka**
Eels, would you kindly
stop being so slippery?
**[11:50] Hikari**
They can't stop being eels!
**[11:52] Saeka**
Please accept my apologies.
**[11:54] Saeka**
Let's save the eel dish for another time.
**[11:57] Iroha; Kana; Chitose; Hina; Miyu; Misao; Chihori; Mone; Yuina**
Yeah, let's.
**[12:04] Kana**
Huh?
**[12:06] Chitose**
Kana? Good. You came to.
**[12:09] Kana**
Where are we?
**[12:11] Chitose**
It appears we've been locked up.
**[12:14] Kana**
That's one heck of an escalation!
***SIGN*** Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**[12:21] Chitose**
It won't work.
**[12:23] Chitose**
There's no way we can cover it up.
***SIGN*** 2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
***SIGN*** Manager -> A titan would make international news!
***SIGN*** 3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea. (^^)v lolol
***SIGN*** Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
***SIGN*** 1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
***SIGN*** Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
**[12:25] Iroha**
We can't talk our way
out of a disaster this big.
**[12:29] Kana**
There isn't even room to lay out our futons.
**[12:31] Iroha**
We'll have to make an honest apology.
***SIGN*** 1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
***SIGN*** Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
***SIGN*** 2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
***SIGN*** Manager -> A titan would make international news!
***SIGN*** 3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea (^ ^)v lolol
***SIGN*** Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
**[12:33] Iroha**
Seiji-san isn't a monster. He'll forgive us.
**[12:37] Kana**
I'm a little peckish.
**[12:41] Kana**
Let's see.
**[12:43] Kana**
Oh! Found the fridge.
**[12:46] Kana**
Hee-heheh-heheh.
**[12:53] Chitose**
Kana?
**[12:54] Iroha**
What happened?
**[12:56] Iroha**
Um...
**[12:58] Iroha**
Stairs?
**[13:04] Chitose**
Is this...
**[13:06] Iroha**
A weight room!
**[13:09] Iroha**
Look at all this stuff!
**[13:15] Chitose**
Hey, how do we open it?
**[13:18] Iroha**
Hold on a second.
***SIGN*** This is Seiji's
S E C R E T ♥♥♥
weight room.
Trespassers will be locked up until they turn into zombies.
tee-hee♥
**[13:23] Iroha**
What a weird way to use hearts.
**[13:27] Iroha**
Where's Kana?
**[13:34] Chitose**
That's what happened.
**[13:36] Kana**
No way!
**[13:37] Chitose**
I mean, an underground weight room is fine,
**[13:40] Chitose**
but what's the point of
punishing trespassers?
**[13:42] Kana**
Where's Iroha-senpai?
**[13:44] Chitose**
Oh...
**[13:47] Chitose**
She gave up and started lifting.
**[13:52] Iroha**
Why don't you try it, Kana?
**[13:53] Kana**
She's so full of energy.
***SIGN*** 1. Make him believe that "ruins" is a new design concept for the room.
***SIGN*** Manager -> You can't do that with my room!
***SIGN*** 2. Insist that a titan attacked on us.
***SIGN*** Manager -> A titan would make international news!
***SIGN*** 3. Oh, do those look like holes? They're for bubble tea (^ ^)v lolol
***SIGN*** Manager -> They're a little big for that!!
**[13:58] Yayoi**
What's this all about?
**[13:59] Yomogi**
I don't know.
**[14:00] Yayoi**
By the way, I haven't seen the Bullet
Kunoichi girls since morning.
**[14:04] Yayoi**
Where did they go?
**[14:06] Yomogi**
You're right. That's weird.
**[14:08] Miyu**
Kansai is full of natto-haters.
**[14:11] Miyu**
Maybe they were cursed by the God of Natto.
**[14:13] Yomogi**
What happens if you're cursed
by the God of Natto?
**[14:17] Miyu**
What happens is...
**[14:18] Miyu**
When you go to wash your face in the morning,
**[14:21] Miyu**
natto pours out of the faucet, all stringy
and sticky, and then it never turns off!
**[14:27] Yomogi**
That's simply terrifying.
**[14:29] Mone**
It's ready.
***SIGN*** Chopsticks
**[14:31] Yuina**
Hokkaido-style zangi!
**[14:33] Chihori; Yuina**
Come and get it!
**[14:35] Mone**
Come and get it.
**[14:36] Yayoi**
Wow! That karaage looks delicious!
**[14:38] Mone**
It isn't karaage. It's zangi.
**[14:40] Yayoi**
Huh? Isn't it fried chicken?
**[14:43] Mone**
It *is* fried chicken. That's why it's zangi.
**[14:46] Yayoi**
But fried chicken is called karaage.
**[14:48] Mone**
When you're from Hokkaido
and you fry chicken, it's zangi!
**[14:52] Mone**
A robot might use a "beam saber,"
**[14:55] Mone**
but when a knight with psychic powers
holds it, it becomes a "light saber," right?
**[14:58] Mone**
It's the same thing.
**[15:00] Miyu**
Okay. But if someone from Hokkaido fries it,
**[15:02] Miyu**
and someone from Ibaraki
serves it, what is it then?
**[15:05] Chihori**
The contradictions of its existence
would probably make it self-destruct.
**[15:09] Misao**
What a waste of good chicken!
**[15:11] Yuina**
Wh-Why are you saying it to me?
**[15:16] Mako**
Hey, this is super delicious!
**[15:18] Saeka**
Yes, it is very juicy.
**[15:22] Miyu**
Yummy!
**[15:23] Mone**
Oh, good. I was worried the
flavor would be a mess, too.
**[15:28] Yomogi**
Sounds like there's something behind that.
**[15:31] Yuina**
Actually, we don't cook
much to begin with, so...
**[15:37] Yomogi**
Ahh...
**[15:39] Yomogi**
That's trouble.
**[15:40] Yuina**
We're sorry.
**[15:41] Yayoi**
All good! All good! If we clean
up together, it'll be a snap!
**[15:45] Yuina**
Th-That's okay. We'll take care of it.
**[15:48] Yuina**
Seiji-san would freak out if he came
back and found Takako-so all messed up.
**[15:53] Yuina**
We should take responsibility
for what we did.
**[15:56] Yuina**
Right, Mone?
**[15:59] Mone**
Sorry. I have to go bring
an end to the Empire.
**[16:02] Yuina**
Don't try to run away!
**[16:05] Chihori**
Sorry! I have to go defeat a space monster.
**[16:08] Yuina**
You're trying to get out of it, too?
**[16:10] Yuina**
You shouldn't lie like that!
**[16:12] Chihori**
Huh? But it isn't a lie.
**[16:16] Yomogi**
Yuzu?
***SIGN*** Sancho All-Purpose Flour
Sancho
Flour
Udon • Okonomiyaki • Tempura
**[16:22] Yayoi**
The bath is a problem, though.
**[16:24] Yayoi**
I couldn't get in yesterday
with all the eels.
**[16:27] Yayoi**
I really want a bath today.
**[16:29] Yuina**
What?
**[16:33] Yuina**
What the heck are you doing?
**[16:34] Hina**
Gathering materials.
**[16:36] Hina**
Miyu said, "If we can't use the bath,
we'll make a new one." See?
**[16:42] Miyu**
A bath made to *Mito Komon Neo* specs!
**[16:44] Misao**
But lumber's really expensive now,
so we decided to use what we had on hand.
**[16:49] Yuina**
You still can't tear up the floor, though!
**[16:52] Hina**
How many more planks?
**[16:54] Yuina**
I just said you can't tear up the floor!
**[17:00] Miyu**
I beg you!
**[17:01] Miyu**
I'm serious!
**[17:02] Hikari**
P-Please, stop begging. Get up.
**[17:05] Saeka**
You want us to use the
bath you made? Really?
**[17:10] Miyu**
Yeah! It's gotta be you guys!
**[17:13] Saeka**
But we were about to go capture the eels.
**[17:17] Saeka**
Why don't you use the bath yourself?
**[17:20] Miyu**
No way!
**[17:21] Miyu**
A *Mito Komon Neo* bath scene
needs to have sex appeal!
**[17:25] Miyu**
But I don't have any,
darn it! Zero sex appeal.
**[17:27] Miyu**
Look! Just look at this!
**[17:30] Mako**
Okay, fine. I guess I could
put some skin in that game.
**[17:35] Miyu**
I wasn't asking you, Mako.
**[17:36] Miyu**
I'm asking Saeka and Hikari.
**[17:38] Mako**
Why?! Just use me!
**[17:40] Miyu**
You aren't taking *Mito Komon Neo*'s
bath scenes seriously!
**[17:43] Miyu**
You're hopelessly unsexy, and that
flat chest wouldn't do the job!
**[17:47] Mako**
Grr! How can *you* tell
*me* I'm hopelessly unsexy!
**[17:53] Yomogi**
Yuzu was totally staring at that
bag of flour in the kitchen.
**[17:57] Yomogi**
I think I figured out what's bothering her.
**[18:00] Yayoi**
The flour... is it about Konamons?
**[18:03] Yomogi**
Yup.
**[18:04] Yomogi**
Your uncle runs an okonomiyaki restaurant.
My family makes takoyaki.
**[18:08] Yomogi**
That's why we named our duo
Konamons, or "Flour People."
**[18:10] Yomogi**
But Yuzu isn't associated with
any kind of powdery substance.
**[18:12] Yomogi**
Is she trying to acquire a powder of her own?
**[18:16] Yomogi**
But a powder that isn't for
okonomiyaki or takoyaki...
**[18:19] Yayoi; Yomogi**
That dangerous white powder!
**[18:21] Yayoi**
Oh, no! That stuff will get her arrested!
**[18:24] Yomogi**
But it's the only possible explanation.
**[18:26] Yomogi**
The flour bag in the kitchen must
actually have the bad stuff in it!
***SIGN*** Sancho All-Purpose Flour
Sancho
Flour
Udon • Okonomiyaki • Tempura
**[18:30] Yomogi**
She's hiding it in there!
**[18:32] Yayoi**
Then the reason the Bullet
Kunoichi girls disappeared
***SIGN*** Ahahahaha!
**[18:36] Yayoi**
is because they figured out Yuzu's secret?
**[18:40] Yomogi**
Yuzu, what have you done?
**[18:44] Yayoi**
Still, even if she bears that guilt,
I want to stand by Yuzu!
**[18:50] Yomogi**
That's right. We're the
only allies Yuzu has!
**[18:56] Yomogi**
Who's there?
**[18:57] Chihori**
That's so moving!
**[18:59] Yayoi; Yomogi**
Chihori-chan?!
**[19:03] Chitose**
Nobody's come to rescue us.
**[19:05] Chitose**
Are we gonna be stuck here
until Seiji-san gets back?
**[19:08] Kana**
I'm sick of protein drinks.
**[19:11] Kana**
Why are protein drinks the only food here?
**[19:13] Iroha**
There's some protein cookies, too.
**[19:16] Kana**
I hate those. They're way too dry.
**[19:18] Iroha**
You'll never build any muscle
if you're that picky.
**[19:21] Kana**
But I don't want muscle.
**[19:23] Kana**
Ah... ugh!
**[19:27] Chitose**
Kana?
**[19:30] Chitose**
Kana!
**[19:31] Iroha**
Oh, no! You can't down a
protein cookie in one bite!
**[19:34] Chitose**
She needs water! Water!
***SIGN*** This is Seiji's
S E C R E T ♥♥♥
weight room.
Trespassers will be locked up until
they turn into zombies.
tee-hee♥
**[19:36] Iroha**
We don't have any!
**[19:38] Hikari; Mako**
We're done!
**[19:41] Saeka**
That was exhausting.
**[19:42] Hikari**
But now we should be able to
make hitsumabushi tomorrow.
**[19:46] Miyu**
Just a little more!
**[19:47] Hina**
I'm so exhausted.
**[19:50] Yuzu**
It got better!
**[19:51] Yuzu**
Oh, good. I guess that vitamin drink helped.
**[19:55] Chitose**
Kana! We can't let you die here!
**[19:58] Iroha**
Cough it up! Kana!
**[20:00] Chihori**
Here, use this.
**[20:02] Yayoi**
What is it?
**[20:03] Chihori**
A pistol-style multipurpose weapon
of mass destruction. The RX-EVA-999.
**[20:07] Yomogi**
Those exist in this setting?
**[20:09] Yayoi**
Oh, cool. You'll let us use it?
**[20:12] Chihori**
If you're going to fight for
your friend, you need power, right?
**[20:15] Chihori**
Use it however you like.
**[20:17] Yayoi**
Okay, but how does it work?
**[20:21] Yuzu**
Yayoi! Yomogi!
**[20:23] Yayoi**
Yuzu?!
**[20:23] Yuzu**
Sorry if I made you worry.
**[20:25] Yuzu**
The truth is, in my mouth...
**[20:27] Yayoi**
Ah! A spider!
**[20:31] Miyu**
Perfect!
**[20:34] Yuina**
We're finally done!
**[20:46] Seiji**
I wonder if they're doing all right.
**[20:53] Seiji**
Wha—!
**[20:55] Seiji**
This can't...
**[21:00] Yayoi**
Oh, Seiji-san!
**[21:02] Yuina**
Welcome home!
**[21:05] Seiji**
What the hell happened?!
**[21:10] Iroha**
So you didn't get any better at cleaning.
**[21:13] Kana**
It'll never happen. My head was in the clouds.
**[21:16] Kana**
I a-*spider*ed to a *web*-el beyond my reach.
**[21:19] Chitose**
Trying to be a wise guy, huh?
**[21:21] Chitose**
Let's wrap it up.
**[21:23] Iroha; Kana; Chitose**
Thank you!
**[21:26] Iroha**
Will it ever end?
**[21:27] Miyu**
My cypress bath...
**[21:28] Misao**
I can't take this any more.
**[21:29] Hina**
I'm exhausted.
**[21:30] Mone**
There's no way we can do this by ourselves!
**[21:33] Seiji**
All right, quit moving your lips
and start using your hands!
**[21:36] Yayoi**
What was that ray gun for, anyway?
**[21:39] Chihori**
Well, it turns out the space
monster alert was a false alarm.
**[21:43] Yayoi**
Oh. I don't get it, but I guess that's good.
**[21:51] Kana**
Sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-sp...
**[21:52] Kana**
Spiderspiderspiderspiderspiderspider...
**[21:54] Kana**
Spider!
**[22:00] Yayoi**
Seiji-san, are you okay?
**[22:02] Miyu**
What a mess.
**[22:05] [SONG] Lead**
Go! We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[22:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[22:16] [SONG] lead**
Hi! Hi! Hello! Let's get
on with the show today.
**[22:19] [SONG] lead**
We've just got four minutes, but we
hope you hear everything that we say.
**[22:22] [SONG] back**
Hey there cutie, hey there cutie,
didn't even miss a beat there, cutie.
**[22:24] [SONG] lead**
We hope you enjoy the show today.
**[22:27] [SONG] lead**
Here at home with you, in your living room,
we'll put a twinkle into your eyes.
**[22:33] [SONG] lead**
We've all dreamed to see if we could be
on a stage so free. Now it's a reality!
**[22:42] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:45] [SONG] lead**
It's all good when we're laughing together.
**[22:48] [SONG] lead**
If we bomb, slip, even if we cry,
so what! That's still part of our destiny.
**[22:53] [SONG] lead**
Keep laughing! Keep laughing! Ha-ha-ing!
**[22:56] [SONG] lead**
We'll hit it big if we
keep laughing together.
**[22:59] [SONG] lead**
We never knew that life
could ever be like this,
**[23:02] [SONG] lead**
and now that we're going, you know
there's no way we'll ever stop!
**[23:05] [SONG] lead**
We want to live life to
the fullest. Yeah, we're serious!
**[23:09] [SONG] back**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat Teppen!
**[23:10] [SONG] lead**
All of our searching, all of our
training is fading out into the past.
**[23:16] [SONG] lead**
But to us now, those memories
will always be so precious.
**[23:22] [SONG] lead**
All of the tears, all of the pain,
rewriting life with our own words.
**[23:27] [SONG] lead**
We want to laugh it all away with you,
right up to the end. And that's a wrap!
***SIGN*** The Mail-Order Chapter