E4 - Interpreter Rendezvous

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[00:01] ---
    Um...
[00:02] ---
    "Experiment Result: Human is dead,
[00:06] ---
    mismatch."
[00:07] ---
    Human is dead?
[00:09] ---
    Yeah.
[00:11] ---
    Someone...
[00:14] ---
    ...died?
[00:16] ---
    I think so. Probably.
[00:18] ---
    What does it say after that?
[00:19] ---
    The details are in Jellyman's Report #143.
[00:23] ---
    Jellyman's Report?
[00:25] ---
    What's that?
[00:26] ---
    How should I know?
[00:28] ---
    But there's a weird database on this server.
[00:31] ---
    What is this?
[00:33] ---
    Some kind of program code, I think.
SIGN    An Introduction to Character Code Engineering
[00:45] ---
    I don't get it! Daru-kun?
[00:47] ---
    This doesn't make any sense!
[00:49] ---
    Die! Damn it!
[00:51] ---
    We should stop.
[00:55] ---
    This is the first time I've had an
[00:57] ---
    "I was this close to getting it!" experience.
[00:59] ---
    Good job.
[01:00] ---
    Take a break.
[01:02] ---
    You don't have to tell me. I'm done.
[01:04] ---
    Daru-kun, I've got canned oden.
[01:06] ---
    Thanks.
[01:07] ---
    Program code...
[01:09] ---
    The IBN 5100 was created before BASIC,
[01:13] ---
    So it can read IBN's proprietary
    programming languages or something...
[01:17] ---
    I need the IBN 5100's abilities
    to stop their plans.
[01:22] ---
    I'd like to talk to you in detail.
[01:25] ---
    This is my address.
[01:28] ---
    If you contact me, I'll answer.
[01:30] [Messenger] ---
    Contact: John Titor
    There's something I want to ask you.
SIGN    Interpreter Rendezvous...
[03:06] ---
    There's a lot here.
[03:10] ---
    Both Daru and I have been working all night
[03:13] ---
    and haven't been home.
[03:15] ---
    And everything Daru wears,
[03:16] ---
    from his T-shirts to his underwear, is XXXL.
[03:20] ---
    It's Feyris-chan!
[03:21] ---
    I see Okabe Rintarou!
[03:25] ---
    'Sup!
[03:28] ---
    I'll warn you.
[03:29] ---
    One, my name is Hououin Kyouma.
[03:32] ---
    Two, that greeting is dangero—
[03:35] ---
    'Sup, Suzu-san!
[03:36] ---
    You, too?
[03:38] ---
    Actually, when did you two meet?
[03:40] ---
    We're in the same building.
[03:42] ---
    Naturally, we'd at least
    know each other's face.
[03:43] ---
    Suzu-san gave me this Rai-Net card.
[03:47] ---
    Gold!
[03:49] ---
    Where are you going?
[03:51] ---
    To do the laundry.
[03:52] ---
    Okarin and Daru-kun have been
    up all night, for days.
[03:55] ---
    Part-timer!
[03:57] ---
    If you don't do your job, I'll fire you.
[03:59] ---
    Oh, no...
[04:01] ---
    You, too, Okabe.
[04:03] ---
    Keep your hands off my part-timer.
[04:05] ---
    Don't you think you're
    the one in love, Mr. Braun?
[04:10] ---
    Say that when Nae's around. I dare you.
[04:14] ---
    I'll seriously kill you.
[04:15] ---
    Nae?
[04:17] ---
    The little squirrel?
[04:18] ---
    Don't call my daughter a squirrel!
[04:21] ---
    How could I be in love with
    a little kid like that, anyway?
[04:25] ---
    I'm not a kid.
[04:26] ---
    I'm a grown-up and a soldier!
[04:28] ---
    I like that look, part-time soldier.
[04:30] ---
    Always remember that look.
[04:32] ---
    If you do,
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    someday, you'll be able to
    change classes to a true soldier—
[04:35] ---
    You, shut up.
[04:37] ---
    When you talk, it—
[04:37] ---
    I'm already a soldier!
[04:40] ---
    Why do I get all the weirdos?
[04:46] ---
    Bye.
[04:48] ---
    We, too...
[04:56] ---
    That's a Mayuri habit.
[04:59] ---
    I've taken to calling it
    the "Stardust Shake Hand."
[05:08] ---
    I was wondering if I could reach the stars...
[05:13] ---
    You can't even see the stars.
[05:15] ---
    You know, even in the daytime,
    the stars are still there.
[05:25] ---
    Those were powerful EM waves.
[05:27] ---
    A cell phone malfunction is a real possibility.
[05:32] ---
    But I saw that banana.
[05:34] ---
    The Phone Microwave (name subject
    to change) is a time machine!
[05:39] ---
    The hell it is.
[05:48] ---
    Feyris-chan...
[05:51] ---
    Why did this happen to you?
[05:54] ---
    I'm closing the lid.
[05:56] ---
    Daru is like the universe —
    constantly expanding.
[06:03] ---
    Shining Finger?
[06:05] ---
    What is Titor doing?
[06:07] ---
    He told me to message him.
[06:09] [Messenger] ---
    Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!
    Moeka
[06:10] ---
    "Tell me how to reach the Super Haker..."
[06:12] ---
    Enough, already!
[06:14] [Messenger] ---
    You have a new message.
[06:15] [Messenger] ---
    John Titor
    Are you for real?
[06:17] ---
    Thank you for the message.
[06:19] ---
    Regarding the image you sent
    of that program,
[06:22] ---
    it is indeed a proprietary
    programming language, developed by IBN.
[06:26] ---
    And decoding it will require an IBN 5100.
[06:33] ---
    Listen to me!
[06:34] ---
    The Future Gadget Lab
[06:36] ---
    will now initiate an emergency secret plan!
[06:44] ---
    Okarin, what's wrong?
[06:47] ---
    Wake up, Daru!
[06:49] ---
    We're about to engage in battle with
[06:52] ---
    an immense organization that controls
    the world from the shadows!
[06:57] ---
    It's SERN!
[07:00] ---
    They're a worldwide organization,
[07:03] ---
    obsessed with dark science,
    and they're plotting a vast conspiracy!
[07:08] ---
    The world only needs one mad scientist!
[07:11] ---
    We must complete our quest
    before they do!
[07:15] ---
    I don't understand what you're saying.
[07:18] ---
    First, we need an IBN 5100.
[07:21] ---
    Then we'll decode SERN's mysterious program.
[07:24] ---
    Get ready to depart!
[07:25] ---
    But Mayushii has her part-time job today.
[07:32] ---
    So I get to do it alone...
[07:38] [Messenger] ---
    Name: Shining Finger
    Subject: Sorry if I'm bothering you.
    Are you mad? Sorry if I'm bothering you.
    I really need the IBN 5100 information,
    and right now, you're the only one I can ask...
[07:38] ---
    It might be worth exchanging information.
[07:48] ---
    Assistant?
[07:50] ---
    Wait.
[07:52] ---
    What?
[07:52] ---
    Come with me.
[07:54] ---
    Hey!
[07:56] ---
    You destroyed the jacket's shoulder...
[07:58] [Messenger] ---
    Let's both do our best
    I don't have any real information.
    How about you?
    Moeka
[08:00] ---
    "I don't have any real information."
[08:02] ---
    Useless!
[08:04] ---
    Why are you glaring at me?
[08:06] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[08:07] ---
    It's not your fault.
[08:10] ---
    I'd rather you didn't blame me
    for your own problems.
[08:12] ---
    Are you sulking?
[08:14] ---
    Mayuri was worried that
    you might have gotten upset.
[08:17] ---
    You're too old to act like a little kid.
[08:21] ---
    You're the last person
    I want to hear that from.
[08:24] ---
    Anyway, what did you
    want to talk to me about?
[08:26] ---
    It's simple.
[08:28] ---
    Stop sulking, and come back
    to the lab and work, Christina.
[08:31] ---
    I'd like you to at least stick
    to calling me one thing.
[08:34] ---
    Listen to people when
    they're talking, The Zombie!
[08:35] ---
    Which of us isn't listening?
[08:39] ---
    How did I get involved with this guy?
[08:42] ---
    I want to punch myself for
    giving in to my curiosity back there.
[08:46] ---
    Again?
[08:47] ---
    Are those messages that annoying?
[08:49] ---
    Yes, you wouldn't believe it...
[08:52] ---
    Is she an Organization agent, also?
[08:55] ---
    What's the Organization?
[08:56] ---
    The Organization is the Organization!
[08:58] ---
    An international secret organization,
[09:00] ---
    controlling the world from the shadows!
[09:02] ---
    That's just a conspiracy theory,
    thank you very—
[09:05] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:06] ---
    N-Nothing.
[09:12] ---
    Really, it's nothing.
[09:13] ---
    Any more questions, and I'll hit you!
[09:15] ---
    Blaming others for your own problems?
[09:17] ---
    Come with me.
[09:18] ---
    After we recover the laundry,
    I'll give you your mission.
[09:23] ---
    You really think I'd follow you...
[09:26] ---
    Laundry?
[09:29] ---
    So that's where it is.
[09:31] ---
    There isn't one at the hotel?
[09:33] ---
    No, it's a pretty nice hotel.
[09:35] ---
    But it's not my style to send
    everything I wear to the cleaners.
[09:41] ---
    You found it, thanks to me.
[09:43] ---
    You should be gratef—
[09:45] ---
    No change?!
[09:46] ---
    Of course not.
[09:47] ---
    You don't think something
    will happen when it spins, do you?
[09:50] ---
    The answer lies in the components
    we find most natural.
[09:54] ---
    Who would expect that hooking
    a cell phone to a microwave
[09:57] ---
    would make a time machine—
[09:58] ---
    It's not a time machine!
[10:01] ---
    That was some kind of mistake!
[10:03] ---
    Time machines only exist in science fiction.
[10:08] ---
    I'll have no part of it.
[10:11] ---
    Why do you try so hard
    to deny what you saw?
[10:14] ---
    I'm not...
[10:16] ---
    Could it be some kind of past trauma?
[10:19] ---
    Yes, it happened when she was five.
[10:22] ---
    Christina was struck by lightning,
    on the grassy plains of Arkansas...
[10:25] ---
    No, I wasn't.
[10:26] ---
    Then why?
[10:27] ---
    I told you.
[10:29] ---
    It's theoretically impossible.
[10:31] ---
    Theories are nothing more than words.
[10:34] ---
    Accept what you've seen.
[10:38] ---
    I refuse.
[10:41] ---
    Why are you being so stubborn?
[10:42] ---
    I said I refuse!
[10:43] ---
    I don't want...
[10:45] ---
    to make the same mistake as my father!
[10:50] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:51] ---
    I got emotional.
[10:58] ---
    Don't worry.
[11:00] ---
    I deliberately provoked you
    to see what you would do—
[11:08] ---
    Anyway, the Phone Microwave
    isn't a time machine.
[11:11] ---
    I understand.
[11:13] ---
    I'm sorry I forced you to join the lab.
[11:16] ---
    You don't have to come anymore.
[11:18] ---
    But I'll tell you this...
[11:21] ---
    No one else will ever have
    the title of Lab Member 004.
[11:25] ---
    The number will be yours forever.
[11:28] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[11:31] ---
    What are you doing?
[11:32] ---
    That was a great parting speech!
[11:33] ---
    And that's what bugs me.
[11:35] ---
    You still have your laundry, right?
[11:37] ---
    I'll leave.
[11:38] ---
    Bye.
[11:40] ---
    What?
[11:41] ---
    I'm getting you back.
[11:42] ---
    You should reflect on your thoughtless action.
[11:47] ---
    Right, right.
[11:49] ---
    Bye.
[11:49] ---
    Wait.
[11:50] ---
    Don't grab me there!
[11:52] ---
    Do you know anything about the IBN 5100?
[11:55] ---
    IBN?
[11:57] ---
    It's an old PC.
[11:59] ---
    What are you going to use it for?
[12:00] ---
    You want to know?
[12:05] ---
    You do.
[12:07] ---
    Jeez...
[12:08] ---
    Just a bit.
[12:12] ---
    The IBN 5100 is connected to SERN's secrets.
[12:17] ---
    SERN is researching time travel,
[12:21] ---
    and to decode their secret program,
[12:23] ---
    we need the IBN 5100's special functionality.
[12:27] ---
    Well?
[12:28] ---
    Surprised?
[12:30] ---
    How stupid.
[12:31] ---
    I'm sorry I listened.
[12:33] ---
    You... You snorted!
[12:35] ---
    Why, you...
[12:37] ---
    I'll show you, just you wait!
[12:39] ---
    So just you wait! Christina!
[12:43] ---
    There's no -tina...
[12:46] ---
    SERN is researching time travel.
[12:47] ---
    We need the IBN 5100's special functionality.
[12:51] ---
    Jeez... I told her because
    she said she wanted to know.
[12:55] ---
    A PC?
[12:56] ---
    Yeah. An old PC...
[12:58] ---
    Like, it costs 5100 yen or something?
[13:01] ---
    5100... Maybe...
[13:10] ---
    Okarin!
[13:11] ---
    Hey, hey! Mayushii heard
    something amazing.
SIGN    No Cell Phones
[13:15] ---
    No cell phones.
[13:16] ---
    Feyris-chan said she's seen
    the PC you're looking for.
[13:20] ---
    No cell phones!
[13:27] ---
    H-Hey!
[13:29] ---
    Jeez...
[13:32] ---
    That's not enough!
[13:35] ---
    Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!
[13:39] ---
    Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!
[13:42] ---
    Feyris Nyan Nyan!
[13:44] ---
    What is this?
[13:46] ---
    Everyone!
[13:48] ---
    It's me, Feyris-nyan!
[13:50] ---
    We're starting the Feyris Cup daytime group!
[13:52] ---
    All of you, do your best to beat Feyris
[13:54] ---
    and win a special Nyan Nyan Omelet Rice!
[14:01] ---
    Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!
[14:06] ---
    What is this?
[14:08] ---
    Okarin!
[14:11] ---
    Mayuri...
[14:13] ---
    What's going on here?
    Some kind of space-time distortion?
[14:15] ---
    No, it's the Feyris Cup.
[14:18] ---
    Feyris-chan is going to play
    Rai-Net Battler with everyone.
[14:23] ---
    Kyouma!
[14:25] ---
    You going to participate, too?
[14:27] ---
    Feyris can play up to ten at a time.
[14:30] ---
    So there's still...
[14:31] ---
    I refuse!
[14:32] ---
    More importantly, the IBN 5100!
[14:34] ---
    Where is it?
[14:35] ---
    Well...
[14:38] ---
    I'll tell you if you play.
[14:40] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[14:42] ---
    The entire future of the planet's ruling structure depends on this!
[14:46] ---
    Some stupid game—
[14:47] ---
    If you won't play,
    then I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave.
[14:50] ---
    You're just a maid,
    and you're having your master leave?
[14:53] ---
    The IBN 5100...
[14:54] ---
    I'm not listening!
[14:58] ---
    There's no time.
[14:59] ---
    I'm sorry, but I'll have to go all out.
[15:03] ---
    You're really confident.
[15:05] ---
    Okarin, can you win?
[15:07] ---
    Feyris-tan is one of the country's best players.
[15:09] ---
    Can I win?
[15:11] ---
    You should be asking Feyris that.
[15:14] ---
    I have a plan that's never failed.
[15:17] ---
    A plan?
[15:19] ---
    Plan Code:
[15:21] ---
    G-B-A-C-K.
[15:25] ---
    I call it G-Back!
[15:29] ---
    That sounds pretty amazing!
[15:31] ---
    This'll be fun.
[15:33] ---
    You say that now,
[15:36] ---
    but when this plan explodes,
    you may not survive.
[15:43] ---
    You're serious. Aren't you, Kyouma?
[15:44] ---
    Let's make this clear:
[15:46] ---
    If I participate, you tell me everything.
[15:51] ---
    Understood?
[15:52] ---
    The cat ears never lie.
[15:55] ---
    I'll teach you...
[15:55] ---
    ...that you just can't beat some opponents!
[16:00] ---
    I lose!
[16:00] ---
    Fast!
[16:01] ---
    Mayushii is disappointed.
[16:03] ---
    What was your plan?
[16:05] ---
    Who knows?
[16:06] ---
    But he just kept charging me,
    like he was self-destructing.
[16:11] ---
    Jibaku?
[16:12] ---
    G-Back... G-Back?
[16:15] ---
    That was a horrible joke,
    thank you very much.
[16:18] ---
    However!
[16:18] ---
    What?
[16:19] ---
    Tell me what you know, Feyris.
[16:19] ---
    He recovers quickly.
[16:21] ---
    For a loser, you're arrogant.
[16:24] ---
    I said if I participated,
    you'd tell me what you know.
[16:28] ---
    In other words, I never cared about winning.
[16:32] ---
    Is that right?
[16:33] ---
    I don't really remember...
[16:35] ---
    Remember it!
[16:36] ---
    It was my brilliant plan!
[16:37] ---
    Brilliant or cheating, one of the two.
[16:40] ---
    Shut up!
[16:41] ---
    Where's the IBN 5100?
[16:44] ---
    I don't know...
[16:45] ---
    You don't know?
[16:46] ---
    I'm sure when I was little,
    Dad had one, but it's gone.
[16:52] ---
    Why, you...
[16:53] ---
    Is that the secret move
[16:55] ---
    you mastered in the Guiana Highlands,
    the Question-Dodge?
[16:58] ---
    How did you know?
[17:00] ---
    Way to go, Kyouma.
[17:02] ---
    You saw through my Ignoring Shoulder.
[17:09] ---
    Is that really it?
[17:10] ---
    Yeah.
[17:12] ---
    I'm pretty sure the last time I saw it
    was at an Akihabara shrine.
[17:16] ---
    Shrine?
[17:18] ---
    "Kurisu,
[17:19] ---
    Thank you for messaging us
    all the way from Japan."
[17:21] ---
    "About your question, I asked the professor,
[17:25] ---
    and he said that yes, the IBN 5100
[17:28] ---
    can analyze certain special
    programming languages."
[17:32] ---
    He was serious?
[17:40] ---
    A computer?
[17:42] ---
    I'll have to ask my father.
[17:44] ---
    An IBN 5100.
[17:46] ---
    If he doesn't know what that is,
    tell him it's an old computer.
[17:49] ---
    All right.
[17:50] ---
    I'll ask him.
[17:51] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[17:52] ---
    End with the code words.
[17:54] ---
    E-El... Psy Congri...
[17:57] ---
    It's Congroo!
[18:02] ---
    Hello?
[18:03] ---
    It's Makise.
[18:04] ---
    Makise?
[18:06] ---
    Sorry, I don't remember any Makise's.
[18:07] ---
    Where did we meet?
[18:09] ---
    Paris? London?
[18:10] ---
    Akihabara.
[18:11] ---
    I just saw you!
[18:13] ---
    What? It's my assistant?
[18:15] ---
    Just say "Christina"!
[18:17] ---
    There's no -tina!
[18:19] ---
    You're as loud and bossy as ever.
[18:21] ---
    Whose fault is that? Whose?
[18:23] ---
    What do you want?
[18:25] ---
    Where are you now?
[18:26] ---
    Why do you care?
[18:27] ---
    No reason.
[18:29] ---
    I'm heading to Yanabayashi Shrine...
[18:34] ---
    What was that?
[18:35] ---
    Harassment?
[18:36] ---
    Was that harassment?
[18:38] ---
    What was that call about?
[18:40] ---
    I just asked where you were.
[18:42] ---
    No one called you.
[18:44] ---
    No one called me.
[18:48] ---
    I'm back!
[18:50] ---
    Did you ask him?
[18:51] ---
    Yes, he said that we have that PC here.
[18:57] ---
    Really?
[18:58] ---
    PC?
[18:59] ---
    Do you mean an IBN 5100?
[19:02] ---
    Yes.
[19:03] ---
    Um, who is this?
[19:05] ---
    My assistant.
[19:06] ---
    Anyway, the IBN—
[19:07] ---
    Wait!
[19:08] ---
    What kind of introduction is that?
[19:10] ---
    And I'm not your assistant!
[19:13] ---
    I'm not here to introduce you.
[19:16] ---
    It wouldn't even take ten seconds.
[19:19] ---
    You're a pain, you know that?
[19:21] ---
    Makise Kurisu, my assistant.
[19:23] ---
    Right, right.
[19:24] ---
    Fine, I'm your assistant.
[19:26] ---
    So who are you?
[19:27] ---
    U-Urushibara Ruka.
[19:30] ---
    How old are you?
[19:31] ---
    Seventeen this year.
[19:33] ---
    One year younger than I am.
[19:35] ---
    Am I?
[19:36] ---
    You look like a grown-up, Makise-san.
[19:39] ---
    You're pretty.
[19:40] ---
    No... Not nearly as pretty as you.
[19:43] ---
    Um... I'll call my dad.
[19:47] ---
    Some things it's better not to know, huh?
[19:49] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:52] ---
    I never thought it would happen.
[19:56] ---
    Wh-What do you mean?
[19:58] ---
    Um, well, the person
    who donated this told us...
[20:03] ---
    that someday, a young man
    would appear who needed it.
[20:07] ---
    So take good care of it.
[20:09] ---
    It was ten years ago, I think?
[20:12] ---
    So that's it...
[20:14] ---
    It's fate.
[20:16] ---
    The choice of Steins Gate!
[20:18] ---
    That again?
[20:26] ---
    IBN 5100 Portable Computer.
[20:30] ---
    This is it.
[20:31] ---
    Is that right?
[20:34] ---
    Um, could we borrow it?
[20:36] ---
    Certainly.
[20:38] ---
    Thank you.
[20:39] ---
    We're carrying this back! Help me!
[20:41] ---
    But I refuse.
[20:42] ---
    You're my assistant, Christina!
[20:43] ---
    I'm not your assistant,
    and there's no -tina!
[20:46] ---
    I'll get a cart.
[20:49] ---
    We couldn't ask you for that,
    after you lent this to us.
[20:52] ---
    Hey, assistant!
[20:53] ---
    Show some respect for others!
[20:56] ---
    Show some respect?
[20:58] ---
    You really just said that?
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    You guys are good friends, huh?
[21:02] ---
    Be nice to Ruka, too.
[21:05] ---
    Yes, please.
[21:07] ---
    Wait just a moment.
[21:11] ---
    You have a nice father.
[21:13] ---
    You think so?
[21:15] ---
    I don't want to make
    the same mistake as my father!
[21:21] ---
    What?
[21:22] ---
    Nothing.
[21:24] ---
    I'm sorry!
[21:25] ---
    The cart is broken.
[21:32] ---
    Why do I have to do this with you?
[21:34] ---
    Shut up and carry it.
[21:35] ---
    We've got a long way to go.
[21:42] ---
    Hey...
[21:42] ---
    What?
[21:43] ---
    It's nothing!
[21:45] ---
    What's with your provocations?
[21:49] ---
    Wait!
[21:51] ---
    If you carry it like that,
    I'll have to walk backwards!
[21:52] ---
    Start walking, assistant!
[21:54] ---
    I can't...
[21:56] ---
    I can't do this walking backwards!
[21:58] ---
    You can do it, assistant!
[21:59] ---
    Thanks for the words of support. But no!
[22:02] ---
    I suggest we walk sideways!
[22:04] ---
    Actually, we need to!
[22:05] ---
    I'm going to trip!