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E10 - Chaos Theory Homeostasis III

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[00:01] ---
    Why?
[00:02] ---
    What's going on?
[00:04] ---
    All the moe is gone from Akiba?
[00:08] ---
    Okarin, wait up!
[00:09] ---
    Okarin!
[00:10] ---
    What's wrong?
[00:12] ---
    Where's the Tora no Ana? The Animate?
[00:15] ---
    The Mandarake? The Gamers?
[00:17] ---
    What are you talking about, Okarin?
[00:19] ---
    Why would those be in Akiba?
[00:21] ---
    That's why I'm going to Nakano to get my doujinshi.
[00:24] ---
    Mayuri,
[00:24] ---
    you work part-time at May Queen, right?
[00:28] ---
    May Queen?
[00:30] ---
    May Queen Nyan Nyan!
[00:35] ---
    Impossible...
[00:36] ---
    Feyris was the one who asked
    to bring moe culture to Akiba.

[00:42] ---
    She sent a D-mail, preventing that from ever happening?
[00:47] ---
    With just one message,
[00:49] ---
    the whole town changed.
SIGN    Chaos Theory Homeostasis
[02:38] ---
    It's hard to believe that
    May Queen used to be here.
[02:41] ---
    May Queen? That a potato?
[02:43] ---
    During summer, I prefer noodles to potatoes.
[02:47] ---
    It isn't a potato...
[02:49] ---
    If May Queen never existed,
    then how did we meet Feyris?
[02:54] ---
    Well, it's thanks to potato ramen that we met her.
[02:59] ---
    What do you mean?
[03:01] ---
    You've forgotten?
[03:03] ---
    The day of the Rai-Net Tournament in Ikebukuro,
[03:05] ---
    I got sick from the potato ramen I had for lunch,
[03:09] ---
    so I withdrew.
[03:10] ---
    And then?
[03:11] ---
    Mayushii and you entered as a pair,
[03:14] ---
    and you went up against Feyris-tan.
[03:17] ---
    You totally lost,
[03:19] ---
    but Mayushii and Feyris-tan became friends.
[03:23] ---
    I see.
[03:25] ---
    Look, look, Ruka-chan.
[03:27] ---
    I bought this cosplayer
    photo book yesterday, in Nakano!
[03:31] ---
    So cute...
[03:31] ---
    The past changed, but our relationships haven't?
[03:38] ---
    You seem to have lots of time
[03:39] ---
    on your hands, this Obon, Lab Member Girls.
[03:43] ---
    Hello, there.
[03:44] ---
    Look! Cute, huh?
[03:46] ---
    Hey! It's Sedona from Blood Tune!
[03:49] ---
    It's really detailed!
[03:51] ---
    There's a swimsuit version, too.
[03:52] ---
    I wish I could be like that.
[03:54] ---
    I don't have those proportions.
[03:56] ---
    It's okay!
[03:57] ---
    Flat is justice!
[04:01] ---
    I know!
[04:02] ---
    Why not take all the lab members,
[04:03] ---
    and go to the beach?
[04:05] ---
    With Kurisu-chan!
[04:06] ---
    Everyone wears their school swimsuits, okay?
[04:08] ---
    I'm not going swimming with a pervert.
[04:12] ---
    Um, well... I mean, if it's just the girls,
[04:16] ---
    I'd love to!
[04:19] ---
    Why not be honest, Christina?
[04:22] ---
    You don't want
[04:23] ---
    anyone to see the mole on your rear,
[04:25] ---
    so you can't go.
[04:28] ---
    There's no mole!
[04:30] ---
    And if it's just the girls,
[04:33] ---
    then Rukako can't go.
[04:35] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[04:36] ---
    I told you earlier, right?
[04:39] ---
    That Rukako's actually a guy.
[04:52] ---
    You know, you're a jerk.
[04:54] ---
    How can you call a girl a guy?
[04:57] ---
    Mayushii doesn't like it
    when you say stuff like that.
[05:00] ---
    Isn't that really mean?
[05:05] ---
    Wait!
[05:06] ---
    Why are you crying?
[05:07] ---
    Apologize to Urushibara-san. Now.
[05:10] ---
    No, seriously.
[05:11] ---
    Why would I apologize? It's true—
[05:13] ---
    It's fine!
[05:14] ---
    So that's what you think of me, Okabe-san.
[05:18] ---
    No, no, no, Rukako! You're really...
[05:20] ---
    How long will you keep that up?
[05:21] ---
    I'm going home!
[05:23] ---
    Wait!
[05:25] ---
    You're a guy!
[05:26] ---
    Look! Right here, you have...
[05:33] ---
    It's gone! There's nothing here!
[05:35] ---
    Okabe-san, stop it...
[05:40] ---
    Rukako, you're a girl?
[05:44] ---
    I've been saying that this whole time!
[05:51] ---
    Hey... What's wrong?
[05:54] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[05:56] ---
    Just a bit of torture...
[05:57] ---
    Torture?
[05:58] ---
    By Makise Kurisu?
[06:00] ---
    Yes, but I fixed the misunderstanding.
[06:03] ---
    I think...
[06:04] ---
    She got your legs?
[06:07] ---
    Don't touch my legs!
[06:09] ---
    She made me sit on my knees for an hour!
[06:12] ---
    No! I mean, I was tortured.
[06:17] ---
    Oh... That isn't torture.
[06:21] ---
    You almost sound like you've been tortured.
[06:25] ---
    Well, I am a soldier.
[06:34] ---
    It's a perfect day for cycling...
[06:37] ---
    Yeah?
[06:41] ---
    Hey...
[06:42] ---
    Want to go for a ride?
[06:52] ---
    Is this what you call cycling?
[06:58] ---
    I came to Tokyo to find my dad.
[07:04] ---
    To find him?
[07:05] ---
    Did he disappear or something?
[07:07] ---
    I haven't seen him in years.
[07:09] ---
    I can't even remember his face.
[07:12] ---
    But I know he's in this city.
[07:14] ---
    This is my only clue...
[07:17] ---
    A badge he used to own.
[07:20] ---
    Then you shouldn't just kill time at
    a part-time job, should you?
[07:25] ---
    There's some stuff going on, you know?
[07:27] ---
    But there's one chance.
[07:32] ---
    My dad might show up tomorrow,
    at a certain place.
[07:36] ---
    If I miss that, I'll have to leave this town.
[07:42] ---
    There's somewhere I have to go.
[07:44] ---
    I'm busy, you know?
[07:47] ---
    Well, I was always planning on
    giving up if I couldn't meet him.
[07:54] ---
    You're uneasy, aren't you?
[07:56] ---
    I can understand that feeling.
[07:58] ---
    But too bad, part-time soldier!
[08:00] ---
    Your luck ran out, the minute
[08:03] ---
    you spoke to the great
    Mad Scientist, Hououin Kyouma.
[08:08] ---
    You are now Lab Member 008!
[08:11] ---
    You will be our guinea pig.
[08:14] ---
    Wh-What are you going to do?
[08:16] ---
    Change the past.
[08:18] ---
    You may think me cruel if you like.
[08:20] ---
    But there is no escape for you.
[08:23] ---
    Send a D-mail to your father, before he leaves.
[08:28] ---
    Tell him not to leave his daughter behind.
[08:34] ---
    You're a good person, you know that?
[08:36] ---
    What?
[08:37] ---
    I feel a bit better now, somehow.
[08:43] ---
    I have to get back.
[08:45] ---
    Thanks for talking to me!
[08:48] ---
    Listen!
[08:49] ---
    Whether you see him tomorrow or not,
[08:51] ---
    come by the lab!
[08:53] ---
    I will use your sentimentality
[08:55] ---
    for an experiment with the D-mail!
[08:59] ---
    You really are a mad scientist!
[09:01] ---
    That's terrible...
[09:12] ---
    I will now explain
[09:15] ---
    the parameters of Operation Eldhrímnir.
[09:18] ---
    More Norse myths?
[09:20] ---
    If the part-time warrior meets her father,
[09:22] ---
    we'll hold a celebration...
[09:23] ---
    A last supper in Tokyo, for her.
[09:26] ---
    And if she doesn't,
[09:27] ---
    we will try to cheer her up,
[09:30] ---
    and then send a D-mail.
[09:33] ---
    Where's Daru?
[09:34] ---
    He's meeting his online friends tonight,
[09:36] ---
    so he said he can't join us.
[09:37] ---
    The fool!
[09:39] ---
    But I've taken steps.
[09:42] [Messenger] ---
    To: Daru
    Subject: Now is the time to choose
    
    Feyris's cooking or your meeting.
    Which will you choose?
[09:43] ---
    I sent this message.
[09:45] ---
    Feyris's cooking or your meeting.
[09:48] ---
    Which will you choose?
[09:49] ---
    But Feyris-chan can't come, right?
[09:53] ---
    Feyris has never met the part-time warrior,
[09:55] ---
    so it can't be helped.
[09:57] ---
    But Daru has a duty to
    participate in this operation.
[10:00] ---
    Um... I've never met this Suzuha-san...
[10:05] ---
    That's fine.
[10:06] ---
    I'm sending you all shopping for the banquet.
[10:09] ---
    And you?
[10:11] ---
    I will follow the part-time warrior
[10:12] ---
    and report in on the situation.
[10:14] ---
    Don't you dare.
[10:16] ---
    Let the father and daughter
    have their time together.
[10:18] ---
    That's right.
[10:20] ---
    Come shopping with us!
[10:21] ---
    I'm following her—
[10:23] ---
    I said no!
[10:24] ---
    Don't tell me what to do, assistant...
[10:28] ---
    You want to sit on your knees again?
[10:31] ---
    This time, for three hours...
[10:32] ---
    Now, then! Let's get things ready for the party!
[10:41] [Messenger] ---
    I'm watching you.
[10:48] ---
    What's wrong, Okarin?
[10:51] ---
    Nothing.
[10:59] ---
    What is this?
[11:10] ---
    I think sweet curry is good.
[11:12] ---
    Or maybe spicy?
[11:14] ---
    What do you think?
[11:16] ---
    S-Sure... Spicy, I guess.
[11:19] ---
    Oh, yeah! Suzu-san's a part-time warrior, right?
[11:23] ---
    If she's a warrior, she'll want spicy.
[11:26] ---
    Um... Next, we need the meat.
[11:31] ---
    Beef is expensive...
[11:36] ---
    Hey, Okarin.
[11:38] ---
    You don't look good.
[11:40] ---
    Back there, you would've normally said...
[11:42] ---
    "The Organization's sabotage has
    increased the price of beef!
[11:46] ---
    Has Operation Time Sale begun?"
[11:54] ---
    But you use Norse mythology there,
    not "time sale."
[11:58] ---
    It's me.
[11:59] ---
    The Organization's sabotage has
    caused unexpected expenses
[12:02] ---
    in Operation Audhumbla.
[12:04] ---
    I'm requesting additional funds for the operation.
[12:09] ---
    The first star!
[12:12] ---
    Venus?
[12:16] ---
    Hey, Okarin?
[12:19] ---
    Remember in elementary school,
[12:21] ---
    when you got really sick, with a high fever?
[12:24] ---
    Yes. The world was panicking
    over the Y2K problem.
[12:30] ---
    Mayushii was really scared you would die then.
[12:37] ---
    So I prayed to the sky.
[12:41] ---
    And then, there was a falling star.
[12:46] ---
    I said to the falling star,
[12:48] ---
    "Don't die, Okarin!" three times.
[12:52] ---
    And the next day, you got better!
[12:57] ---
    And so I saved your life.
[13:02] ---
    No, that's not true.
[13:04] ---
    It was the choice of Steins Gate
[13:05] ---
    that I survived back then.
[13:09] ---
    Was it?
[13:11] ---
    It was.
[13:12] ---
    I see.
[13:14] ---
    Hey, remember what you said,
[13:17] ---
    when you got sick and collapsed?
[13:20] ---
    "Everything I saw began to flow together,
[13:24] ---
    and suddenly, I shook and couldn't stand up."
[13:29] ---
    You looked just like that
[13:31] ---
    in Feyris-chan's condominium.
[13:34] ---
    That feeling I had when I got that fever
[13:38] ---
    was just like the feeling I get
    when I move world lines.

[13:43] ---
    Which means...
[13:44] ---
    I attained my magic eye, Reading Steiner,
[13:47] ---
    at that moment?
[13:54] ---
    We're back!
[13:55] ---
    Welcome back.
[13:58] ---
    You smell something weird?
[13:59] ---
    I think it's the smell of Kurisu-san's apple pie.
[14:03] ---
    What?
[14:04] ---
    This?
[14:05] ---
    Want Mayushii to help, too?
[14:06] ---
    Can you boil an egg?
[14:08] ---
    Sure!
[14:10] ---
    Um... Can I use the microwave?
[14:14] ---
    N-No!
[14:16] ---
    If you put drop a raw egg in, it will explode!
[14:18] ---
    I'll make the egg.
[14:20] ---
    So you chop up the mushrooms, Mayuri.
[14:23] ---
    Okay!
[14:24] ---
    W-Wait!
[14:25] ---
    You don't need mushrooms
    or boiled eggs for apple pie!
[14:28] ---
    It's for the salad, to go with it.
[14:30] ---
    I don't think a boiled egg and mushroom salad
    really goes with apple pie.
[14:35] ---
    And you!
[14:36] ---
    Stop chopping up mushrooms over there!
[14:37] ---
    Move!
[14:41] ---
    It's me.
[14:42] ---
    It seems I've released the seals
    that bound a dark god.
[14:46] ---
    If I don't contact you within the hour,
[14:49] ---
    tell my parents that I loved them.
[14:53] ---
    Okabe-san, do you have a rice cooker?
[14:56] ---
    Where's Feyris-tan?
[14:59] ---
    Where's Feyris-tan?
[15:00] ---
    Hashida, you've been deceived.
[15:03] ---
    Feyris-san said she couldn't come.
[15:05] ---
    Seriously?
[15:07] ---
    Hey, Okarin!
[15:08] ---
    Next time I get a chance, I'll take care of it.
[15:10] ---
    Screw you!
[15:12] ---
    I was really looking forward to my
    time machine forum meeting.
[15:14] ---
    Time machine forum?
[15:16] ---
    It's with a sci-fi message board I frequent a lot.
[15:20] ---
    A professional author was supposed to go, too!
[15:23] ---
    This is an interestingly shaped mess kit.
[15:26] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:27] ---
    That's not a mess kit.
[15:28] ---
    It's Future Gadget #4, The Moad Snake.
[15:30] ---
    A claymore mine?
[15:31] ---
    It's made to look like one.
[15:33] ---
    It's a super-instant humidifier.
[15:35] ---
    Oh, this?
[15:36] ---
    S-Stop! Don't!
[15:48] ---
    I'm sorry, Okabe-san.
[15:50] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[15:52] ---
    Next time, don't touch it.
[15:55] ---
    Hey, couldn't we use this?
[15:58] ---
    A vacuum cleaner?
[16:00] ---
    Nope!
[16:02] ---
    It's Future Gadget #3.
[16:03] ---
    Or #2?
[16:05] ---
    #5!
[16:06] ---
    And its name is
[16:07] ---
    "Once Again I've Connected Something Useless
[16:09] ---
    By Goemon."
[16:11] ---
    We made it so you can use a
    vacuum cleaner's output to warm a dryer.
[16:15] ---
    Give it to me.
[16:17] ---
    Wait!
[16:18] ---
    When you use that, you need to turn off
[16:20] ---
    any other appliances, or...
[16:22] ---
    ...it'll trigger the breaker.
[16:25] ---
    Where's the flashlight?
[16:29] ---
    Is this it?
[16:29] ---
    No, Miss Ruka.
[16:31] ---
    That's a daikon radish.
[16:33] ---
    U-Um, where's the breaker?
[16:35] ---
    If you walk around...
[16:39] ---
    I told you...
[16:41] ---
    Ow...
[16:42] ---
    The breaker's in the front hall.
[16:46] ---
    Are you okay?
[16:53] ---
    What's so funny?
[16:55] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:56] ---
    But...
[16:59] ---
    The lab I worked at in America had some of
[17:02] ---
    the best people from around the world.
[17:05] ---
    But they all had really big heads,
[17:08] ---
    so it was a really hostile place.
[17:11] ---
    Compared to them, your lab is really childish,
[17:15] ---
    but it's a fun place to be.
[17:17] ---
    I-I'm not praising you, okay?
[17:21] ---
    I was just kinda thinking that...
[17:25] ---
    I guess maybe I simply wanted friends.
[17:33] ---
    I, um...
[17:35] ---
    I think of you as a companion.
[17:39] ---
    You told me before, didn't you?
[17:41] ---
    That I was your dear companion.
[17:45] ---
    That made me really happy, I guess.
[17:52] ---
    You got a fever?
[17:54] ---
    N-No!
[17:56] ---
    What? I'm trying to rethink my opinion of you...
[17:58] ---
    Stupid Okabe!
[18:12] ---
    Suzu-san's late.
[18:14] ---
    I wonder if she met her dad.
[18:17] ---
    I bet they're finally spending time together.
[18:20] ---
    I told her to come to the lab, either way.
[18:25] ---
    But it's late.
[18:27] ---
    We're aborting the operation.
[18:29] ---
    You guys, go on home.
[18:43] [Messenger] ---
    From: Part-Time Warrior
    Subject: I'm sorry
    
    Goodbye
[18:45] ---
    Darn her!
[18:54] ---
    Does she plan to leave this city, by herself?
[18:58] ---
    I, Hououin Kyouma, will not allow that!
[19:07] ---
    Damn it!
[19:08] ---
    Where did she go?
[19:11] ---
    That's right...
[19:12] ---
    If I send a D-mail, telling myself to follow her,
[19:15] ---
    no matter what, this afternoon...
[19:17] ---
    But...
[19:20] ---
    Is it right for me to use the D-mail
[19:23] ---
    to change the past any more?
[19:25] ---
    You're a good person, you know that?
[19:28] ---
    I feel a bit better now, somehow.
[19:34] ---
    I am the great Mad Scientist, Hououin Kyouma!
[19:39] ---
    What have I to fear?
[19:56] ---
    Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
[20:00] [Messenger] ---
    Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
    Follow Suzuha!
[20:00] ---
    Follow Suzuha!
[20:21] ---
    Yo.
[20:24] ---
    Good morning, part-time warrior.
[20:26] ---
    Slacking off?
[20:27] ---
    Last night, we were all up really late.
[20:30] ---
    I'm so tired.
[20:33] ---
    Last night,
[20:35] ---
    we had a last supper for you,
[20:39] ---
    so you could be our guinea pig.
[20:41] ---
    Right?
[20:43] ---
    But the experiment never happened.
[20:45] ---
    I don't know my dad's phone's address.
[20:48] ---
    I want to confirm something.
[20:52] ---
    How did I catch you?
[20:55] ---
    Were you drinking?
[20:58] ---
    You're underage. You shouldn't do that.
[21:00] ---
    Just answer me.
[21:03] ---
    Well, I was heading back from the
    time machine forum meeting...
[21:08] ---
    Time machine forum?
[21:09] ---
    That's where your dad was supposed to show up?
[21:13] ---
    Yeah, my dad's calling himself Titor.
[21:17] ---
    John Titor?!
[21:19] ---
    Not John... Barrel.
[21:21] ---
    Barrel Titor.
[21:22] ---
    I told you that yesterday.
[21:24] ---
    Didn't you take a video of it on your phone?
[21:29] ---
    I had fun last night...
[21:32] ---
    It would've been more fun
    without Makise Kurisu, though.
[21:35] ---
    Her apple pie was man-killingly horrible.
[21:39] ---
    But Urushibara Ruka's curry was great!
[21:44] ---
    Your lab's kinda nice, you know?
[21:47] ---
    Everyone's friends, and you
    always seem to have fun.
[21:50] ---
    I've never felt so much like I
    fit in somewhere, in my whole life.
[21:54] ---
    Then you're welcome anytime.
[21:57] ---
    Come whenever you like.
[21:58] ---
    You're a lab member now.
[22:00] ---
    Yeah.
[22:02] ---
    I'll try and search for my father a little more!