E7 - Divergence Singularity

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    Shiver, my right hand...
[00:07] ---
    By the contract we made, I order you
[00:12] ---
    to wreathe yourself in black flame
    and grant my desire!
[00:21] ---
    Now I can't heat up my kara-age!
[00:23] ---
    You sure about this?
[00:24] ---
    Mayuri, this is no longer a microwave.
    It's a time machine!
[00:25] ---
    If you join the lab, you'll be dealing with this all day.
[00:28] ---
    That's not fair!
[00:30] ---
    Then go buy me a new microwave, Okarin.
[00:34] ---
    I don't have the money.
[00:36] ---
    I told you not to photograph me.
[00:40] ---
    It's to celebrate.
[00:41] ---
    Anyway, no photos!
[00:44] ---
    Okay, done programming.
[00:47] ---
    Phone Microwave, 2nd Ed., Version 1.03 is done.
[00:51] ---
    Now you can use the
    Phone Microwave's cell phone
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    to send a D-mail to any phone you like!
[00:55] ---
    You did it, Daru!
[00:57] ---
    Then let's continue our experiments.
[00:59] ---
    Is it really a time machine?
[01:02] ---
    Don't tell anyone, okay?
[01:05] ---
    But don't you think the landlord
    will get mad at us?
[01:10] ---
    Part-time warrior!
[01:13] ---
    Mayuri, be quiet!
[01:15] ---
    Where's Mr. Braun?
[01:17] ---
    Who's that?
[01:17] ---
    Don't call my dad Mr. Braun...
[01:20] ---
    You mean the boss? He's out on a call.
[01:22] ---
    I don't think he'll be back for a while.
[01:23] ---
    Is that true?!
[01:24] ---
    If it weren't, I couldn't screw around outside.
[01:32] ---
    Mayuri.
[01:34] ---
    Okay.
[01:48] [Messenger] ---
    Received Mail
     Date Received: 2010/07/29 13:43
     From: Mayuri \n Subject: (None) \n Tutturu
[01:51] ---
    This is...
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    I saw a light.
SIGN    Divergence Singularity
[03:34] ---
    Juicy Kara-age #1 would taste better...
[03:39] ---
    Hey, there's no Dr Pepper!
[03:41] ---
    They were out.
[03:43] ---
    If they're out, keep looking until you find some!
[03:45] ---
    That's what it means to be a Dr Pepperian.
[03:48] ---
    They didn't have any.
[03:50] ---
    What do you want me to do about it?
[03:51] ---
    You want some or not?
[03:56] ---
    Jeez...
[03:57] ---
    What kind of mad scientist worries about
    not getting enough vegetables?
[04:05] ---
    Let's begin the Round Table.
[04:06] ---
    It's hot in here. Let's open a window.
[04:09] ---
    What are you doing, Daru?
[04:11] ---
    What if the Organization discovers our secret...
[04:14] ---
    Delusion fail!
[04:17] [Messenger] ---
    What's a Round Table?
[04:21] ---
    We will now move Operation Urd to stage 2,
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    and run experiments to make the D-mail
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    more practical.
[04:29] ---
    During summer, you need barley tea.
[04:31] ---
    Want some, too, Moeka-san?
[04:33] ---
    Practical? What are we going to do?
[04:37] ---
    Change the past.
[04:42] ---
    Wait... That's too dangerous.
[04:44] ---
    If you create a time paradox...
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    Assistant, as a scientist,
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    aren't you interested in whether we can
    alter the past, using the D-Mail?
[04:53] ---
    W-Well...
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    But what will we change?
[04:56] ---
    Good question.
[04:58] ---
    Here's what I want to accomplish
    with this operation...
[05:05] ---
    Win the lottery.
[05:10] ---
    Okarin... Mayushii is very sad.
[05:12] ---
    I'm in.
[05:14] ---
    If I had money, I could buy
    new parts for the computer,
[05:16] ---
    and I could go to May Queen all I want.
[05:17] ---
    We should work toward world peace.
[05:22] ---
    Like give everyone in the world an Upa cushion...
[05:24] ---
    Okabe, that's really lame.
[05:28] ---
    It's an experiment to see
    if we can change the past.
[05:30] ---
    That would be the easiest way to tell!
[05:32] ---
    But basically, you just want money, right?
[05:34] ---
    Shut up, Celeb 17!
[05:36] ---
    Cele... Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Celeb 17!
[05:41] ---
    I don't want to hear anything from a woman
[05:43] ---
    living in a hotel on her parent's money!
[05:46] ---
    I'm eighteen.
[05:48] ---
    But there are all kinds of lottery tickets.
[05:51] ---
    Which one do you want?
[05:52] ---
    Well...
[05:55] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:56] ---
    No...
[05:59] ---
    Where'd Moeka go?
[06:01] ---
    Huh?
[06:04] ---
    Wait!
[06:08] ---
    Sheesh... Can't take my eyes
    off you for a second.
[06:10] ---
    Because you didn't respond.
[06:13] [Messenger] ---
    I really want to borrow
    the IBN 5100.
    Please...
    It's okay, right?
[06:16] ---
    Is she supposed to be a valley girl LOL?
[06:19] ---
    Christina, keep a close eye on her,
[06:22] ---
    so she doesn't wander around!
[06:24] ---
    How am I supposed to do that?
[06:27] ---
    Do you want to see the lab, Moeka-san?
[06:30] ---
    I'll show you around later.
[06:32] ---
    Mayushii is good at that!
[06:34] ---
    I did it for Kurisu-chan, too!
[06:38] ---
    Where should I start?
[06:41] ---
    I see.
[06:43] ---
    The Loto 6.
[06:46] ---
    Every Thursday,
    the winning numbers are announced.
[06:49] ---
    We'll send the numbers to the past.
[06:51] ---
    We're really doing this?
[06:53] ---
    You have any other ideas?
[06:55] ---
    Which number do you want?
[06:58] ---
    By the way, first prize is...
[07:01] ---
    200,000,000 yen!
[07:03] ---
    200,000,000 yen?
[07:04] ---
    Wait, Daru.
[07:06] ---
    200,000,000 yen is a bit much.
[07:08] ---
    First prize would draw too much attention.
[07:11] ---
    The Organization is chasing me, after all.
[07:13] ---
    You got cold feet, didn't you?
[07:14] ---
    What's second prize?
[07:17] ---
    23,000,000 yen.
[07:18] ---
    Third?
[07:20] ---
    700,000.
[07:21] ---
    We'll go with that!
[07:23] ---
    Okabe's chicken, isn't he?
[07:25] ---
    That's coming from someone
    worried about a time paradox, Cel-7?
[07:26] ---
    And this is the Upa cushion!
[07:28] ---
    When you're tired or feeling down,
[07:31] ---
    you give it a hug, like this!
[07:34] ---
    And this is the fridge!
[07:37] ---
    What's inside today?
[07:39] ---
    Um...
[07:49] ---
    Hey!
[07:49] ---
    Shining Finger!
[07:52] ---
    Here's your first Lab Member mission.
[07:56] ---
    Ooh, your first job!
[07:57] ---
    Think of what to write in the D-mail.
[08:01] ---
    Something that will make the me of
[08:03] ---
    one week ago want to buy a Lotto-6 ticket.
[08:07] ---
    Seven days ago
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    would be 168 hours,
    so about 170 seconds would do it?
[08:13] ---
    I guess that's it.
[08:13] [Messenger] ---
    Buy Lotto-6
    You'll win!
[08:15] ---
    Okay, we're ready.
[08:18] ---
    At last, the time has come to open Steins Gate!
[08:21] ---
    That again?
[08:22] ---
    You really never tire of it, do you?
[08:23] ---
    And you need to stop whining
    about it every time.
[08:30] ---
    You looked like you were having fun.
[08:32] ---
    I-It's not like I'm having fun, all right?
[08:35] ---
    That said, our assistant sure is a tsundere.
[08:37] ---
    Who's a tsundere?!
[08:39] ---
    Ooh, Miss Makise, you know what a tsundere is?
[08:43] ---
    I don't!
[08:45] ---
    No, you definitely responded like you did.
[08:46] ---
    I said I don't!
[08:50] ---
    Okay, I'm starting up the microwave.
[09:08] ---
    That's too dangerous.
[09:10] ---
    If you create a time paradox...
[09:15] ---
    Why am I so scared?
[09:25] ---
    El Psy Congroo!
[09:30] [Messenger] ---
    Sending...
[09:31] [Messenger] ---
    Sent
[09:49] ---
    Okarin!
[09:52] ---
    Okarin!
[09:58] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:59] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[10:06] ---
    How many minutes have I been standing here?
[10:10] ---
    About thirty seconds, I guess.
[10:13] ---
    Thirty seconds?
[10:14] ---
    You don't remember?
[10:16] ---
    We were just talking about an experiment
    to see if we could change the past with a D-mail.
[10:20] ---
    And then...
[10:20] ---
    You ran over to Phone Microwave-chan
[10:23] ---
    and started panting...
[10:25] ---
    Mayushii, can you say "panting" again?
[10:27] ---
    Stop it, pervert!
[10:40] ---
    It's here.
[10:40] [Messenger] ---
    Buy Lotto-6
    You'll win!
[10:44] ---
    Okabe... Are you really all right?
[10:46] ---
    Where's the money?
[10:47] ---
    The Lotto-6!
[10:48] ---
    Cel-7, did I win third prize?
[10:51] ---
    Don't call me Cel-7...
[10:53] ---
    What are you talking about?
[10:55] ---
    What do you mean? You...
[10:57] ---
    Okarin?
[11:00] ---
    The experiment?
[11:01] ---
    We did an experiment to see if we could
    change the past with the D-mail...
[11:04] ---
    We were just talking about what we could
[11:07] ---
    do for the experiment.
[11:09] ---
    Mayushii wants something that will bring about world peace!
[11:13] ---
    Like giving everyone in the world an Upa cushion!
[11:14] ---
    You really don't remember...
[11:21] ---
    Come in!
[11:24] ---
    It's Ruka-kun!
[11:26] ---
    Welcome!
[11:31] ---
    Kyouma-san, I'm sorry!
[11:33] ---
    Ruka-kun?
[11:35] ---
    This...
[11:38] ---
    02, 12, 18...
[11:41] ---
    It's the same.
[11:42] ---
    Rukako! Where did you get this?
[11:45] ---
    Um... You gave me the numbers.
[11:49] ---
    I did?
[11:50] ---
    You said to buy it since it might win.
[11:54] ---
    Wh-When?
[11:55] ---
    One week ago.
[11:57] ---
    Wow, Okarin's psychic!
[12:00] ---
    So, Ruka, did you win?
[12:02] ---
    Well... I got one of the numbers wrong.
[12:10] ---
    So close!
[12:12] ---
    Too close!
[12:13] ---
    Okabe, did you use the Phone Microwave to...
[12:21] ---
    Hey, there's no Dr Pepper!
[12:23] ---
    They didn't have any.
[12:24] ---
    What do you want me to do about it?
[12:34] ---
    I sent the D-mail.
[12:37] ---
    But there's no record of it.
[12:40] ---
    The past has been changed?
[12:44] ---
    They didn't remember the experiment,
[12:48] ---
    even though we all talked about it,
    and we all observed.
[12:52] ---
    Only I remember.
[12:54] ---
    Only I...
[12:57] ---
    This feeling! It's just like back then...
[13:02] ---
    What is this?
[13:11] ---
    What's that?
[13:15] ---
    Something important.
[13:24] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:28] ---
    You look like you've been brainwashed.
[13:30] ---
    Brainwashed...
[13:33] ---
    It's possible.
[13:35] ---
    But was I the one brainwashed... Or were they?
[13:39] ---
    What?
[13:51] ---
    There's no chip.
[13:53] ---
    It's okay.
[13:54] ---
    You're not brainwashed.
[13:56] ---
    Chip?
[13:58] ---
    What's brainwashed?
[14:00] ---
    That's...
[14:02] ---
    I, Hououin Kyouma, will tell you.
[14:07] ---
    I guess Nae's scared of Okabe Rintarou.
[14:12] ---
    There's something I want to ask you.
[14:19] ---
    Electricity?
[14:20] ---
    You mean when there are all those sparks?
[14:21] ---
    You did it before, didn't you?
[14:23] ---
    There should have been one ten minutes ago.
[14:25] ---
    I didn't notice that one.
[14:28] ---
    What about you, Nae?
[14:29] ---
    Nope!
[14:31] ---
    You really are a pervert!
[14:33] ---
    I'm not a pervert!
[14:35] ---
    I'm a pervert gentleman!
[14:37] ---
    See?
[14:38] ---
    I told you that you can hear it.
[14:40] ---
    I didn't know it was this bad...
[14:42] ---
    Did you hear about the time machine?
[14:45] ---
    Yeah. Nice job, I guess!
[14:48] ---
    Let me warn you...
[14:49] ---
    I won't tell anyone.
[14:53] ---
    Are you worried about something
    related to the time machine?
[14:57] ---
    Then why not ask John Titor?
[15:02] ---
    Come to think of it,
    John Titor mentioned this.
[15:06] ---
    If you go to the past and change it,
[15:09] ---
    this alters something called
    the divergence number,
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    and the world line moves to another world.
[15:15] ---
    When there's a world line move,
    people's memories are altered.
[15:21] ---
    And memories of the new world are created.
[15:25] ---
    The D-mail moved the world line
[15:27] ---
    from a world where Rukako
    didn't buy the Lotto-6 ticket
[15:30] ---
    to one where he did.
[15:33] ---
    The world line changed, and so did the past.
[15:37] ---
    In this world,
[15:38] ---
    I didn't send the D-mail
    with the winning Loto 6 number
[15:40] ---
    into the past.
[15:43] ---
    It's not that the other Lab Members
    don't remember the experiment.
[15:46] ---
    It never happened.
[15:51] ---
    So why do I remember?
[16:00] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:02] ---
    Nae, whatever he asks,
    don't tell him I was slacking off!
[16:06] ---
    Will you give me a ride on your bike?
[16:08] ---
    I will!
[16:11] ---
    Okabe Rintarou!
[16:13] ---
    I'm on your side, okay?
[16:19] ---
    You!
[16:22] ---
    Daddy!
[16:23] ---
    Okabe!
[16:24] ---
    What were you doing with my daughter?!
[16:27] ---
    W-Wait! I wasn't doing anything!
[16:29] ---
    Shut up!
[16:30] ---
    A guy like you couldn't control himself
    if left alone with my daughter!
[16:35] ---
    Do you always think about me like that?
[16:37] ---
    And we weren't alone...
[16:39] ---
    Suzuha was just here.
[16:41] ---
    What? Is that true, Nae?
[16:44] ---
    I promised, so I can't say she was slacking off.
[16:47] ---
    What?
[16:49] ---
    Hey! Part-timer!
[16:52] ---
    You were slacking off!
[16:54] ---
    The 42-inch was left on!
[16:57] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:09] ---
    I'll talk about the reason why later.
[17:11] ---
    We're stopping the experiment for today.
[17:13] ---
    We're done for the day.
[17:18] ---
    Okarin...
[17:26] ---
    So, assistant, you're not going home?
[17:30] ---
    I'm thinking.
[17:32] ---
    I see.
[17:33] ---
    You'd be all alone if you went back to the hotel,
[17:36] ---
    so you want me to spend time with you.
[17:38] ---
    Right, little Cel-7?
[17:39] ---
    Don't call me Cel-7!
[17:41] ---
    I've gotta send this text message.
[17:44] ---
    If you want to stay here, be quiet, The Zombie.
[17:51] ---
    That's the name that bugs me most.
[18:06] ---
    You're like a girl,
    waiting for a message from her crush.
[18:11] ---
    You really want attention that much?
[18:16] ---
    Who was that message to?
[18:19] ---
    John Titor.
[18:25] [Messenger] ---
    Rukako
    The Lottery
    
    I'm really sorry
[18:32] [Messenger] ---
    Shining Finger
    I Had Fun
    
    Next time, tell me about
    the time machine.
    It's a promise.
    A promise, right?
    Bye!
    Moeka
[18:43] ---
    Daru?
[18:44] ---
    Hello.
[18:45] ---
    Okarin, I realized I made a huge mistake!
[18:50] ---
    A mistake? What?
[18:52] ---
    Actually... Actually...
[18:56] ---
    I left my wallet at the lab!
[18:58] ---
    What?
[18:58] ---
    So now I can't get into May Queen!
[19:01] ---
    Okarin, would you...
[19:06] ---
    Okarin!
[19:08] ---
    Oh, it's Mayuri.
[19:11] ---
    Daru's with you, right?
[19:13] ---
    You don't need to lend him money, okay?
[19:15] ---
    Got it.
[19:16] ---
    And so, Okarin, do you feel better?
[19:19] ---
    If you don't, you can hug Mayushii's Upa, okay?
[19:23] ---
    Then you'll feel better.
[19:27] ---
    Okay.
[19:28] ---
    I'm hanging up.
[19:29] ---
    Good luck at work.
[19:31] ---
    Thanks.
[19:32] ---
    Bye!
[19:36] ---
    Okabe, you're smiling.
[19:46] ---
    It's here!
[19:49] ---
    I read your message.
[19:51] ---
    Just as you suspected,
[19:52] ---
    the past was changed, and the world line moved.
[19:57] ---
    The one thing I don't understand
[19:59] ---
    is why you retain your memories
    from before the change.
[20:05] ---
    Is that true?
[20:06] ---
    It's true.
[20:08] ---
    Something similar happened before.
[20:10] ---
    What is this?
[20:12] ---
    I don't know.
[20:14] ---
    The concept of changing the past
[20:16] ---
    via e-mail was something that was never
[20:19] ---
    envisaged, even in the year 2036.
[20:22] ---
    You changed the past and moved world lines.
[20:26] ---
    But it's never been confirmed that
[20:30] ---
    anyone exists who can maintain their memories
[20:32] ---
    over a world-line jump, to observe the change.
[20:37] ---
    But...
[20:38] ---
    Kyouma, you may have that power.
[20:44] ---
    You may be able to lead the world
[20:48] ---
    beyond Divergence 1%...
[20:52] ---
    Lead the world?
[20:58] ---
    What lies beyond Divergence 1%?
[21:01] ---
    What happens then?
[21:04] [Messenger] ---
    Sending...
[21:06] [Messenger] ---
    Sent
[21:20] ---
    What lies beyond it is true freedom.
[21:23] ---
    If you can't cross that barrier,
[21:25] ---
    the future will become a dystopia.
[21:29] ---
    My goal is to change the future.
[21:32] ---
    And you may be the one who has that power.
[21:38] ---
    Okabe, what's wrong?
[21:40] ---
    What's he talking about?
[21:43] ---
    Me change the future?
[21:46] ---
    That's...
[21:59] ---
    Kyouma,
[22:00] ---
    I want...
[22:04] ---
    ...you to be the messiah.