E2 - Time Travel Paranoia
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[00:12] ---
Okarin?
[00:13] ---
How?
[00:16] ---
How?
[00:21] ---
I can touch her. She's really here.
[00:27] ---
You're not a ghost?
[00:29] ---
Do you want me to call the cops?
[00:31] ---
I just want to know the truth!
[00:33] ---
You were stabbed here...
[00:37] ---
What do you mean by "truth"?
[00:39] ---
Are you stupid? Do you want to die?
[00:40] ---
That's Louise-chan's famous line!
[00:42] ---
I saw it!
[00:44] ---
You got stabbed!
[00:47] ---
Three hours ago,
[00:48] ---
at Doctor Nakabachi's press conference,
at the Radio Building!
[00:50] ---
Okarin, try to control your delusions.
[00:52] ---
Doctor Nakabachi's
press conference was called off!
[00:55] ---
But...
[00:56] ---
Makise-san! It's almost time!
[01:00] ---
All right!
[01:01] ---
Wait! Are you running away?
[01:04] ---
You're...
[01:06] ---
I have a name.
[01:08] ---
It's Hououin...
[01:09] ---
Kyouma!
SIGN Time Travel Paranoia
SIGN Are Time Machines Possible?
[02:49] ---
Thank you all for coming here today.
[02:54] ---
I don't have much experience
with lectures like these,
[02:59] ---
so I hope you'll bear with me.
[03:01] ---
Makise Kurisu's giving the lecture...
[03:05] ---
So she isn't a ghost?
[03:07] ---
Still talking about that?
[03:08] ---
I've been asked to speak to you
about time machines.
[03:13] ---
It's a different topic than that
of my Science Magazine essay,
[03:16] ---
but I'd like to give it a try.
[03:19] ---
Time machines?
[03:21] ---
I believe that time machines are foolishness.
[03:29] ---
I'd like to spend the lecture discussing
how I arrived at that conclusio—
[03:32] ---
Objection!
[03:35] ---
Time machines are impossible?
[03:38] ---
It's far too early to decide that!
[03:40] ---
Okarin, you're embarrassing yourself.
[03:42] ---
You're...
[03:47] ---
I believe that "early" isn't the issue.
[03:52] ---
It's theoretically impossible.
[03:54] ---
What?
[03:57] ---
Well then, let's change the format
of this lecture to a discussion.
[04:01] ---
That will make it easier for
certain stubborn people to understand.
[04:05] ---
Right? Hououin Kyouma-san?
[04:19] ---
Makise Kurisu...
[04:22] ---
And from this,
[04:24] ---
we can conclude that,
in a string theory-based universe,
[04:26] ---
time travel is unrealistic.
[04:28] ---
You want to try it?
[04:30] ---
Hououin-san?
[04:34] ---
I imagine so...
[04:35] ---
Then why not find some exotic matter for us,
[04:39] ---
Hououin-san?
[04:43] ---
That's all I have to say. But if you have
further objections, I'm listening.
[04:48] ---
Hououin-san!
[04:50] ---
Don't be so damned arrogant,
just because you've some little bit of genius!
[04:55] ---
Wait... She must be an Organization agent.
[04:55] ---
It's hot... It's so hot...
[04:59] ---
The lecture was, itself,
[05:01] ---
carefully planned
psychological warfare, aimed at me!
[05:04] ---
Well, I'm not falling for it.
SIGN Yanagibayashi Shrine
[05:15] ---
Eight...
[05:19] ---
Nine...
[05:20] ---
Just one more swing.
[05:21] ---
You can do it!
[05:23] ---
Ten!
[05:25] ---
Way to go, Ruka-kun!
[05:27] ---
Okarin!
[05:30] ---
O-Okabe-san... No, Kyouma-san.
[05:34] ---
You forgot the secret words, Ruka.
[05:39] ---
E-El Psy... Congre...
[05:42] ---
Congroo!
[05:43] ---
E-Excuse me.
[05:45] ---
So what did you want me to carry?
[05:48] ---
Right here.
[05:49] ---
Thanks.
[05:51] ---
Mayushii can't carry all this.
[05:54] ---
My dad got them, and we can't eat them all.
[05:59] ---
I see.
[06:00] ---
Thank you for donating these
provisions to the lab.
[06:03] ---
This will raise lab member morale.
[06:05] ---
I'm so glad you like them...
[06:08] ---
Um... Well...
[06:10] ---
Ruka-kun practices sword swings daily!
[06:14] ---
Yes. I promised Oka... I mean, Kyouma-san.
[06:19] ---
When the Magic Blade Samidare
acknowledges you as a suitable wielder,
[06:24] ---
it will display its true power.
[06:26] ---
Do not forget that.
[06:27] ---
Yes!
[06:27] ---
You got such a deal on it
at the weapons store. Only 980 yen!
[06:33] ---
Then show me the results of your training.
[06:37] ---
Can you attempt an exorcism?
[06:38] ---
I-I suppose... But...
[06:42] ---
If you need a real exorcism,
you should talk to my father...
[06:47] ---
An evil spirit has possessed my right hand!
[06:51] ---
Hurry and do the exorcism,
before the power overtakes my entire body!
[06:54] ---
R-Right!
[06:56] ---
That's a different hand than last time.
[06:59] ---
The evil spirit possessed
this one today, okay?
[07:01] ---
Urushibara Ruka.
[07:04] ---
The mannerisms and voice of a woman...
[07:07] ---
No... More feminine than any woman.
[07:11] ---
But he's a guy.
[07:13] ---
Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin...
[07:17] ---
But he's a guy.
[07:19] ---
Looks great in a priestess outfit...
[07:22] ---
But he's a guy.
[07:24] ---
It's already twilight.
[07:26] ---
And yet, it's so hot.
[07:28] ---
The cicadas are crying.
[07:30] ---
But...
[07:33] ---
He's a guy.
[07:34] ---
Bye-bye!
[07:39] ---
Ruka-kun's so great,
able to do those exorcisms!
[07:42] ---
He's a shrine family's son, yes.
[07:48] ---
Sorry.
SIGN Restricted Area Akihabara Police
[07:54] ---
It's off-limits?
[07:56] ---
Yeah, this leads behind the Radio Building.
[08:00] ---
The Radio Building...
[08:11] ---
Give me those.
[08:13] ---
You've got work soon, right?
[08:18] ---
Thank you.
[08:24] ---
I'm working late tonight,
so I'm just going home afterward.
[08:28] ---
Mayuri...
[08:30] ---
You really didn't hear a scream, did you?
[08:34] ---
A scream? When?
[08:36] ---
Today, at the Radio Building.
[08:39] ---
I don't think I did.
[08:42] ---
I see...
[08:44] ---
All right.
[08:45] ---
Then that's fine.
[08:47] ---
Oh, Okarin...
[08:50] ---
So no one remembers...
[08:54] ---
Not Mayuri. Not Daru. Not Makise Kurisu.
SIGN Open
SIGN Closed
[09:02] ---
You're closing up early today, Mr. Braun!
[09:05] ---
I told you not to call me that.
[09:08] ---
I'm interviewing a part-timer today.
[09:11] ---
A part-timer?
[09:12] ---
At a dreary shop with no customers,
[09:15] ---
run by an over-muscled old guy?
[09:17] ---
You know...
[09:20] ---
'Sup!
[09:26] ---
I heard that's the popular way to say hi now.
[09:30] ---
This can't possibly be your part-timer...
[09:32] ---
Is that a problem?
[09:33] ---
Your name?
[09:34] ---
Amane Suzuha.
[09:35] ---
Age?
[09:35] ---
Eighteen.
[09:36] ---
Reason for working here?
[09:37] ---
I love CRT TVs!
[09:38] ---
You're hired!
[09:39] ---
Is this a comedy routine?
[09:41] ---
Some kind of joke?
[09:42] ---
Who are you?
[09:43] ---
His name's Okabe.
[09:44] ---
He's an idiot who rents a room upstairs.
[09:47] ---
It's not Okabe! It's Hououin—
[09:49] ---
Shut up! I'll double your rent.
[09:51] ---
I'm Okabe Rintarou.
[09:52] ---
Hi!
[09:53] ---
Say, what's in those bags?
[09:55] ---
Special Intelligence Corn
that was donated to the lab.
[09:58] ---
If you want some, you must
adequately compensate—
[10:00] ---
Corn?
[10:01] ---
With the little bumps?
[10:03] ---
So this is how it looks fresh.
[10:05] ---
You didn't know?
[10:06] ---
Can I see—
[10:08] ---
The Organization has targeted many people
[10:11] ---
because they came into contact with me.
[10:13] ---
Sara, Claudia, Simona...
[10:17] ---
I see.
[10:18] ---
If you want, we could talk about it.
[10:20] ---
Don't take him seriously.
He's just making that up.
[10:25] ---
Think that if you like.
[10:27] ---
Someday, the entire world
will bow at my feet.
[10:34] ---
So, that's what's popular these days...
SIGN Unknown satellite crashes near Akihabara Station, around 12:00...
[10:53] ---
Crashed around 12:00...
[10:57] ---
So Mayuri and Daru were right.
[11:08] ---
The conference was canceled?
SIGN Doctor Nakabachi Press Conference
[11:11] ---
Makise Kurisu stabbed...
[11:17] ---
Was that some kind of hallucination?
[11:27] ---
@channel
[11:34] ---
John Titor?
[11:36] [Messenger] ---
A time traveler's here! LOLOLOL
[11:42] ---
SERN maintains an exclusive monopoly
on time machines.
[11:46] ---
Neither civilians nor corporations
may acquire one.
[11:50] ---
They've used the time machine
for their sole benefit,
[11:53] ---
to bring about dystopia.
[11:56] ---
I've come here to change the future.
[12:00] ---
To destroy SERN's dystopia,
and to set the world free again.
[12:05] ---
Then you claim SERN = Dictators?
[12:09] ---
You mean the so-called
Grandfather Paradox, right?
[12:11] [Messenger] ---
257 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
All I can think of is the European Laboratory for Particle Physics.
[12:12] ---
There's no such thing.
[12:12] [Messenger] ---
451 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
If you time travel, can you meet yourself in the past?
[12:13] ---
It's possible to meet yourself in the past.
[12:16] ---
If you do, you simply move world lines.
[12:18] [Messenger] ---
What's a world line?
Inb4 parallel worlds.
[12:20] ---
Let me start by saying
[12:21] ---
that time isn't a single line,
moving from past to future.
[12:25] ---
It's comprised of infinite parallel lines,
like rivers, called "world lines."
[12:31] ---
For example, let's say a serial killer
were going to murder you today.
[12:35] ---
If I came from the future and prevented it,
[12:38] ---
the world would diverge into two:
[12:40] ---
a world in which you survived,
and a world in which you died.
[12:49] ---
So, this Titor is Japanese, huh?
[12:51] ---
A self-proclaimed time traveler,
[12:53] ---
who appeared on the American internet,
in the year 2000.
[12:57] ---
He claimed he'd come from the year 2036,
to save the future.
[13:03] ---
He then became famous on the internet,
with several books published about him.
[13:07] ---
I didn't think I'd see some idiot
pretending to be Titor now.
[13:11] [Messenger] ---
618 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
Pretending to be? Huh?
[13:13] ---
Then click this link and go read up on Titor!
[13:18] ---
Daru must've deleted the link on Titor...
[13:24] [Messenger] ---
John Titor About 12 Results
[13:26] ---
Twelve?
[13:27] ---
Impossible.
[13:28] ---
Sure, it was ten years ago, but it was huge!
[13:33] ---
It can't be!
[13:34] [Messenger] ---
John Titor About 56 results
[13:36] ---
They're not here!
[13:37] ---
They're not here! They're not here!
[13:39] ---
I had a collection of books on him right here.
[13:41] ---
Damn it!
[13:48] ---
Hello?
[13:49] ---
Daru?
[13:49] ---
What is it?
[13:51] ---
I'm with Feyris-tan...
[13:52] ---
What happened to the books?
[13:53] ---
The books?
[13:54] ---
The books on John Titor.
[13:57] ---
I had a bunch of them
on the bookshelf, right?
[13:59] ---
Where'd they go?
[14:00] ---
Wait, Okarin?
[14:01] ---
What?
[14:03] ---
Who's John Titor?
[14:10] ---
I stayed up most of the night
looking into John Titor.
[14:14] ---
I found every bit of information
I could on the internet.
[14:18] ---
But...
[14:21] ---
I want an answer from Titor.
[14:22] ---
About ten years ago...
In other words, the year 2000.
[14:26] ---
It's interesting that you should ask that.
[14:29] ---
But unfortunately,
I've never been to the year 2000.
[14:33] ---
Nor do I intend to go.
[14:49] ---
Hey! Wait!
[14:51] ---
You there! You! You!
[14:55] ---
You took my picture, didn't you?
[14:56] ---
You should delete it! For your own sake!
[15:02] ---
I apologize
[15:03] ---
if I've made you unhappy.
[15:07] ---
What were you taking pictures of?
[15:09] ---
Proof.
[15:12] ---
Of where I walked today...
Of what I saw.
[15:23] ---
I want to ask you about something.
[15:26] ---
This.
[15:29] ---
That's a really old PC.
[15:31] ---
Do you recognize it?
[15:32] ---
No.
[15:33] ---
Do you know anyone who might?
[15:35] ---
Daru, maybe...
[15:37] ---
Who is that?
[15:38] ---
Nothing to do with you.
[15:40] ---
Delete that photo.
[15:44] ---
Tell me...
[15:45] ---
The e-mail...
[15:46] ---
For that person.
[15:48] ---
No!
[15:52] ---
Are you trying to threaten me?
[15:55] ---
If you tell me,
[15:56] ---
I'll delete it.
[16:02] ---
Very well.
[16:03] ---
But I won't sell out my friends!
[16:06] ---
I'll give you my own address.
[16:10] ---
What's your name?
[16:11] ---
It says "Hououin Kyouma" right there!
[16:14] [Messenger] ---
Oubouin Kyouma
[16:19] ---
Give me that.
[16:27] ---
Send me a blank mail.
[16:28] ---
I'll just send something back.
[16:33] ---
Welcome back, Master!
[16:37] ---
It's Okarin!
[16:38] ---
Welcome, Okarin!
[16:42] ---
Yo, Mayuri.
[16:44] ---
When I'm working, it's Mayushii Nyan Nyan!
[16:48] ---
Come to think of it,
"Okarin" kinda sounds like "Welcome."
[16:52] ---
Where's Daru?
[16:53] ---
He's in the back.
[16:56] ---
Kyouma!
[16:57] ---
I've missed you.
[16:59] ---
What happened to your promise
to visit every three days?
[17:02] ---
I'm sorry.
[17:03] ---
The Organization's sabotage
has been just awful...
[17:05] ---
The Organization's gone that far?
[17:07] ---
Then you'll hold another secret meeting
today on defeating them?
[17:10] ---
That's right.
[17:11] ---
Give me the usual Stealth Field.
[17:13] ---
On it!
[17:14] ---
I wish you'd let me join!
[17:15] ---
No!
[17:16] ---
The Organization is far
too vast for you to handle!
[17:19] ---
But I've got my forbidden special move...
[17:22] ---
What?
[17:23] ---
You finally mastered it?
[17:26] ---
That's right.
[17:27] ---
After months of harsh training
in the Guiana Highlands,
[17:30] ---
and having overcome
my master's death, at last I...
[17:33] ---
I mastered it!
[17:36] ---
I'll never forgive you. Ever.
[17:41] ---
So about what I said in my mail...
[17:43] ---
I believe talking to a winner
makes me a loser.
[17:47] ---
Don't worry.
[17:49] ---
I've no interest in that girl and her lies.
[17:51] ---
Is this today's "You're the last one
I want to hear that from" thread?
[17:54] ---
Shut up, cheater!
[17:57] ---
Your 2D wives are crying.
[17:58] ---
Feyris-tan is special!
[17:59] ---
She may be 3D, but she has a 2D soul!
[18:02] ---
Anyway, look at this.
[18:04] ---
This picture.
[18:07] ---
That's an IBN 5100, right?
[18:10] ---
IBN?
[18:11] ---
A legendary retro-PC.
[18:14] ---
It was about a month ago...
[18:16] ---
I heard a rumor one was
somewhere in Akihabara.
[18:19] ---
She must've heard that.
[18:20] ---
What happened?
[18:21] ---
No one ever found it.
[18:23] ---
Even the famous "Lightning-Speed
Night Heart" tried to find it and failed.
[18:26] ---
Meaning it probably never existed
in the first place, is my final answer.
[18:30] ---
It's that valuable?
[18:32] ---
It was sold over thirty years ago.
[18:35] ---
At the time, no one bought PCs.
They were too expensive.
[18:39] ---
That's how stuff ends up incredibly rare.
[18:45] ---
That girl...
[18:47] ---
I sent that mail...
[18:49] ---
I'm Kiryuu Moeka...
[18:50] [Messenger] ---
Date/Time:
Sender: The Lightning Shiatsu-ist
Subject: I'm waiting
Hououin-san, I sent that mail!
I'm Kiryuu Moeka!
Age 20! No real job!
I can mail you, right?
I'm sending it,
whether you like it or not!
Moeka
[18:52] ---
Age 20... No real job...
I'm sending it, whether you like it or not...
[18:57] ---
This is the same girl I just talked to?
[19:00] ---
What's wrong?
[19:01] ---
Be glad I didn't sell you out.
[19:05] ---
It's a rare and valuable PC,
[19:06] ---
but there's a good chance
it's not in Akihabara.
[19:09] ---
El Psy Congroo.
[19:12] ---
Master!
[19:14] ---
Here you go nyan-nyan!
[19:16] ---
It's my "The World's In Danger" omelet!
SIGN The World's In Danger!!
[19:20] ---
Yummy...
[19:21] ---
Calm down.
SIGN The World's In Danger!!
[19:30] ---
Analysis at the university laboratory
[19:30] ---
Toyko Denki University
[19:33] ---
reveals that the gel-banas
[19:35] ---
have been torn apart on a molecular level.
[19:38] ---
So they turned into
something that wasn't a banana.
[19:42] ---
Isn't that bad?
[19:44] ---
What's going on?
[19:46] ---
Right now, the one thing
that comes to mind
[19:48] ---
is the EM wave effect from the
Phone Microwave (name subject to change).
[19:52] ---
Why think that?
[19:53] ---
My intuition as a mad scientist.
[19:55] ---
So, no reason.
[19:57] ---
Okay, it's all set.
[19:59] ---
Then let's use this.
SIGN Property of Mayushii
[20:02] ---
Aren't these Mayushii's?
[20:05] ---
Don't worry.
[20:06] ---
I bought them with research funds
Mayuri donated to the lab.
[20:10] ---
Doesn't that make them hers—
[20:11] ---
Now, let's toss the whole thing in
and see what happens.
[20:14] ---
Wouldn't one work? Hurr.
[20:20] ---
Can we really learn the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change)'s true power
[20:23] ---
that way?
[20:24] ---
That (name subject to change)
is annoying. We should take it off.
[20:34] ---
We can't change the world's ruling structure
[20:36] ---
if we're stingy with experiment funding!
[20:39] ---
You're the only one who wants to, you know?
[20:42] ---
Really?
[20:43] ---
Yeah, of course.
[20:46] ---
Okay, done.
[20:51] ---
What's wrong?
[20:52] ---
It's gone...
[20:53] ---
The banana's gone!
[20:55] ---
Impossible!
[20:59] ---
It's me.
[21:01] ---
Emergency order 666.
[21:02] ---
Initiate the cool-off!
[21:04] ---
Government approval?
[21:06] ---
No time for that!
[21:08] ---
Talking to yourself... Fail!
[21:09] ---
Shut up!
[21:10] ---
Where'd you hide it?
[21:11] ---
What? You're the one who hid it, Okarin.
[21:15] ---
I see... I get it!
[21:17] ---
This must be some kind
of teleporter microwave!
[21:20] ---
Wh-What?
[21:22] ---
That's crazy.
[21:24] ---
Then how do you explain this?
[21:26] ---
We took the banana from the bunch,
put it in the microwave, and...
[21:38] ---
Gel-bana...
[21:41] ---
But it's completely connected
to the rest of the bunch...
[21:45] ---
We definitely removed one before, right?
[21:48] ---
I think so...
[21:50] ---
It's really a teleporter?
[21:53] ---
Is that what it is?
[21:55] ---
You're doing an interesting experiment,
Okabe Rintarou.
[21:59] ---
No, Hououin Kyouma-san, wasn't it?
[22:05] ---
Makise Kurisu?
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