# E10 - Chaos Theory Homeostasis III
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR19MWD26/chaos-theory-homeostatis)
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Why?
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What's going on?
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All the moe is gone from Akiba?
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Okarin, wait up!
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Okarin!
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What's wrong?
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Where's the Tora no Ana? The Animate?
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The Mandarake? The Gamers?
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What are you talking about, Okarin?
**[00:19] ---**
Why would those be in Akiba?
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That's why I'm going to Nakano to get my doujinshi.
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Mayuri,
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you work part-time at May Queen, right?
**[00:28] ---**
May Queen?
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May Queen Nyan Nyan!
**[00:35] ---**
Impossible...
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*Feyris was the one who asked
to bring moe culture to Akiba.*
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*She sent a D-mail, preventing that from ever happening?*
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*With just one message,*
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*the whole town changed.*
***SIGN*** Chaos Theory Homeostasis
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It's hard to believe that
May Queen used to be here.
**[02:41] ---**
May Queen? That a potato?
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During summer, I prefer noodles to potatoes.
**[02:47] ---**
It isn't a potato...
**[02:49] ---**
If May Queen never existed,
then how did we meet Feyris?
**[02:54] ---**
Well, it's thanks to potato ramen that we met her.
**[02:59] ---**
What do you mean?
**[03:01] ---**
You've forgotten?
**[03:03] ---**
The day of the Rai-Net Tournament in Ikebukuro,
**[03:05] ---**
I got sick from the potato ramen I had for lunch,
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so I withdrew.
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And then?
**[03:11] ---**
Mayushii and you entered as a pair,
**[03:14] ---**
and you went up against Feyris-tan.
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You totally lost,
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but Mayushii and Feyris-tan became friends.
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I see.
**[03:25] ---**
Look, look, Ruka-chan.
**[03:27] ---**
I bought this cosplayer
photo book yesterday, in Nakano!
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So cute...
**[03:31] ---**
*The past changed, but our relationships haven't?*
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You seem to have lots of time
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on your hands, this Obon, Lab Member Girls.
**[03:43] ---**
Hello, there.
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Look! Cute, huh?
**[03:46] ---**
Hey! It's Sedona from *Blood Tune*!
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It's really detailed!
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There's a swimsuit version, too.
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I wish I could be like that.
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I don't have those proportions.
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It's okay!
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Flat is justice!
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I know!
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Why not take all the lab members,
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and go to the beach?
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With Kurisu-chan!
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Everyone wears their school swimsuits, okay?
**[04:08] ---**
I'm not going swimming with a pervert.
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Um, well... I mean, if it's just the girls,
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I'd love to!
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Why not be honest, Christina?
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You don't want
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anyone to see the mole on your rear,
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so you can't go.
**[04:28] ---**
There's no mole!
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And if it's just the girls,
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then Rukako can't go.
**[04:35] ---**
Huh? Why not?
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I told you earlier, right?
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That Rukako's actually a guy.
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You know, you're a jerk.
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How can you call a girl a guy?
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Mayushii doesn't like it
when you say stuff like that.
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Isn't that really mean?
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Wait!
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Why are you crying?
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Apologize to Urushibara-san. Now.
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No, seriously.
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Why would I apologize? It's true—
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It's fine!
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So that's what you think of me, Okabe-san.
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No, no, no, Rukako! You're really...
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How long will you keep that up?
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I'm going home!
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Wait!
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You're a guy!
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Look! Right here, you have...
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It's gone! There's nothing here!
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Okabe-san, stop it...
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Rukako, you're a girl?
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I've been saying that this whole time!
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Hey... What's wrong?
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Don't worry about it.
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Just a bit of torture...
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Torture?
**[05:58] ---**
By Makise Kurisu?
**[06:00] ---**
Yes, but I fixed the misunderstanding.
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I think...
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She got your legs?
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Don't touch my legs!
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She made me sit on my knees for an hour!
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No! I mean, I was tortured.
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Oh... That isn't torture.
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You almost sound like you've been tortured.
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Well, I am a soldier.
**[06:34] ---**
It's a perfect day for cycling...
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Yeah?
**[06:41] ---**
Hey...
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Want to go for a ride?
**[06:52] ---**
Is this what you call cycling?
**[06:58] ---**
I came to Tokyo to find my dad.
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To find him?
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Did he disappear or something?
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I haven't seen him in years.
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I can't even remember his face.
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But I know he's in this city.
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This is my only clue...
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A badge he used to own.
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Then you shouldn't just kill time at
a part-time job, should you?
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There's some stuff going on, you know?
**[07:27] ---**
But there's one chance.
**[07:32] ---**
My dad might show up tomorrow,
at a certain place.
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If I miss that, I'll have to leave this town.
**[07:42] ---**
There's somewhere I have to go.
**[07:44] ---**
I'm busy, you know?
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Well, I was always planning on
giving up if I couldn't meet him.
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You're uneasy, aren't you?
**[07:56] ---**
I can understand that feeling.
**[07:58] ---**
But too bad, part-time soldier!
**[08:00] ---**
Your luck ran out, the minute
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you spoke to the great
Mad Scientist, Hououin Kyouma.
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You are now Lab Member 008!
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You will be our guinea pig.
**[08:14] ---**
Wh-What are you going to do?
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Change the past.
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You may think me cruel if you like.
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But there is no escape for you.
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Send a D-mail to your father, before he leaves.
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Tell him not to leave his daughter behind.
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You're a good person, you know that?
**[08:36] ---**
What?
**[08:37] ---**
I feel a bit better now, somehow.
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I have to get back.
**[08:45] ---**
Thanks for talking to me!
**[08:48] ---**
Listen!
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Whether you see him tomorrow or not,
**[08:51] ---**
come by the lab!
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I will use your sentimentality
**[08:55] ---**
for an experiment with the D-mail!
**[08:59] ---**
You really are a mad scientist!
**[09:01] ---**
That's terrible...
**[09:12] ---**
I will now explain
**[09:15] ---**
the parameters of Operation Eldhrímnir.
**[09:18] ---**
More Norse myths?
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If the part-time warrior meets her father,
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we'll hold a celebration...
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A last supper in Tokyo, for her.
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And if she doesn't,
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we will try to cheer her up,
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and then send a D-mail.
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Where's Daru?
**[09:34] ---**
He's meeting his online friends tonight,
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so he said he can't join us.
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The fool!
**[09:39] ---**
But I've taken steps.
**[09:42] [Messenger] ---**
To: Daru
Subject: Now is the time to choose
Feyris's cooking or your meeting.
Which will you choose?
**[09:43] ---**
I sent this message.
**[09:45] ---**
Feyris's cooking or your meeting.
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Which will you choose?
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But Feyris-chan can't come, right?
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Feyris has never met the part-time warrior,
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so it can't be helped.
**[09:57] ---**
But Daru has a duty to
participate in this operation.
**[10:00] ---**
Um... I've never met this Suzuha-san...
**[10:05] ---**
That's fine.
**[10:06] ---**
I'm sending you all shopping for the banquet.
**[10:09] ---**
And you?
**[10:11] ---**
I will follow the part-time warrior
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and report in on the situation.
**[10:14] ---**
Don't you dare.
**[10:16] ---**
Let the father and daughter
have their time together.
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That's right.
**[10:20] ---**
Come shopping with us!
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I'm following her—
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I said no!
**[10:24] ---**
Don't tell me what to do, assistant...
**[10:28] ---**
You want to sit on your knees again?
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This time, for three hours...
**[10:32] ---**
Now, then! Let's get things ready for the party!
**[10:41] [Messenger] ---**
I'm watching you.
**[10:48] ---**
What's wrong, Okarin?
**[10:51] ---**
Nothing.
**[10:59] ---**
*What is this?*
**[11:10] ---**
*I think sweet curry is good.*
**[11:12] ---**
*Or maybe spicy?*
**[11:14] ---**
*What do you think?*
**[11:16] ---**
*S-Sure... Spicy, I guess.*
**[11:19] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Suzu-san's a part-time warrior, right?*
**[11:23] ---**
*If she's a warrior, she'll want spicy.*
**[11:26] ---**
*Um... Next, we need the meat.*
**[11:31] ---**
*Beef is expensive...*
**[11:36] ---**
Hey, Okarin.
**[11:38] ---**
You don't look good.
**[11:40] ---**
Back there, you would've normally said...
**[11:42] ---**
"The Organization's sabotage has
increased the price of beef!
**[11:46] ---**
Has Operation Time Sale begun?"
**[11:54] ---**
But you use Norse mythology there,
not "time sale."
**[11:58] ---**
It's me.
**[11:59] ---**
The Organization's sabotage has
caused unexpected expenses
**[12:02] ---**
in Operation Audhumbla.
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I'm requesting additional funds for the operation.
**[12:09] ---**
The first star!
**[12:12] ---**
Venus?
**[12:16] ---**
Hey, Okarin?
**[12:19] ---**
Remember in elementary school,
**[12:21] ---**
when you got really sick, with a high fever?
**[12:24] ---**
Yes. The world was panicking
over the Y2K problem.
**[12:30] ---**
Mayushii was really scared you would die then.
**[12:37] ---**
So I prayed to the sky.
**[12:41] ---**
And then, there was a falling star.
**[12:46] ---**
I said to the falling star,
**[12:48] ---**
"Don't die, Okarin!" three times.
**[12:52] ---**
And the next day, you got better!
**[12:57] ---**
And so I saved your life.
**[13:02] ---**
No, that's not true.
**[13:04] ---**
It was the choice of Steins Gate
**[13:05] ---**
that I survived back then.
**[13:09] ---**
Was it?
**[13:11] ---**
It was.
**[13:12] ---**
I see.
**[13:14] ---**
Hey, remember what you said,
**[13:17] ---**
when you got sick and collapsed?
**[13:20] ---**
"Everything I saw began to flow together,
**[13:24] ---**
and suddenly, I shook and couldn't stand up."
**[13:29] ---**
You looked just like that
**[13:31] ---**
in Feyris-chan's condominium.
**[13:34] ---**
*That feeling I had when I got that fever*
**[13:38] ---**
*was just like the feeling I get
when I move world lines.*
**[13:43] ---**
*Which means...*
**[13:44] ---**
*I attained my magic eye, Reading Steiner,*
**[13:47] ---**
*at that moment?*
**[13:54] ---**
We're back!
**[13:55] ---**
Welcome back.
**[13:58] ---**
You smell something weird?
**[13:59] ---**
I think it's the smell of Kurisu-san's apple pie.
**[14:03] ---**
What?
**[14:04] ---**
This?
**[14:05] ---**
Want Mayushii to help, too?
**[14:06] ---**
Can you boil an egg?
**[14:08] ---**
Sure!
**[14:10] ---**
Um... Can I use the microwave?
**[14:14] ---**
N-No!
**[14:16] ---**
If you put drop a raw egg in, it will explode!
**[14:18] ---**
I'll make the egg.
**[14:20] ---**
So you chop up the mushrooms, Mayuri.
**[14:23] ---**
Okay!
**[14:24] ---**
W-Wait!
**[14:25] ---**
You don't need mushrooms
or boiled eggs for apple pie!
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It's for the salad, to go with it.
**[14:30] ---**
I don't think a boiled egg and mushroom salad
really goes with apple pie.
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And you!
**[14:36] ---**
Stop chopping up mushrooms over there!
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Move!
**[14:41] ---**
It's me.
**[14:42] ---**
It seems I've released the seals
that bound a dark god.
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If I don't contact you within the hour,
**[14:49] ---**
tell my parents that I loved them.
**[14:53] ---**
Okabe-san, do you have a rice cooker?
**[14:56] ---**
Where's Feyris-tan?
**[14:59] ---**
Where's Feyris-tan?
**[15:00] ---**
Hashida, you've been deceived.
**[15:03] ---**
Feyris-san said she couldn't come.
**[15:05] ---**
Seriously?
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Hey, Okarin!
**[15:08] ---**
Next time I get a chance, I'll take care of it.
**[15:10] ---**
Screw you!
**[15:12] ---**
I was really looking forward to my
time machine forum meeting.
**[15:14] ---**
Time machine forum?
**[15:16] ---**
It's with a sci-fi message board I frequent a lot.
**[15:20] ---**
A professional author was supposed to go, too!
**[15:23] ---**
This is an interestingly shaped mess kit.
**[15:26] ---**
Don't touch it.
**[15:27] ---**
That's not a mess kit.
**[15:28] ---**
It's Future Gadget #4, The Moad Snake.
**[15:30] ---**
A claymore mine?
**[15:31] ---**
It's made to look like one.
**[15:33] ---**
It's a super-instant humidifier.
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, this?
**[15:36] ---**
S-Stop! Don't!
**[15:48] ---**
I'm sorry, Okabe-san.
**[15:50] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[15:52] ---**
Next time, don't touch it.
**[15:55] ---**
Hey, couldn't we use this?
**[15:58] ---**
A vacuum cleaner?
**[16:00] ---**
Nope!
**[16:02] ---**
It's Future Gadget #3.
**[16:03] ---**
Or #2?
**[16:05] ---**
#5!
**[16:06] ---**
And its name is
**[16:07] ---**
"Once Again I've Connected Something Useless
**[16:09] ---**
By Goemon."
**[16:11] ---**
We made it so you can use a
vacuum cleaner's output to warm a dryer.
**[16:15] ---**
Give it to me.
**[16:17] ---**
Wait!
**[16:18] ---**
When you use that, you need to turn off
**[16:20] ---**
any other appliances, or...
**[16:22] ---**
...it'll trigger the breaker.
**[16:25] ---**
Where's the flashlight?
**[16:29] ---**
Is this it?
**[16:29] ---**
No, Miss Ruka.
**[16:31] ---**
That's a daikon radish.
**[16:33] ---**
U-Um, where's the breaker?
**[16:35] ---**
If you walk around...
**[16:39] ---**
I told you...
**[16:41] ---**
Ow...
**[16:42] ---**
The breaker's in the front hall.
**[16:46] ---**
Are you okay?
**[16:53] ---**
What's so funny?
**[16:55] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:56] ---**
But...
**[16:59] ---**
The lab I worked at in America had some of
**[17:02] ---**
the best people from around the world.
**[17:05] ---**
But they all had really big heads,
**[17:08] ---**
so it was a really hostile place.
**[17:11] ---**
Compared to them, your lab is really childish,
**[17:15] ---**
but it's a fun place to be.
**[17:17] ---**
I-I'm not praising you, okay?
**[17:21] ---**
I was just kinda thinking that...
**[17:25] ---**
I guess maybe I simply wanted friends.
**[17:33] ---**
I, um...
**[17:35] ---**
I think of you as a companion.
**[17:39] ---**
You told me before, didn't you?
**[17:41] ---**
That I was your dear companion.
**[17:45] ---**
That made me really happy, I guess.
**[17:52] ---**
You got a fever?
**[17:54] ---**
N-No!
**[17:56] ---**
What? I'm trying to rethink my opinion of you...
**[17:58] ---**
Stupid Okabe!
**[18:12] ---**
Suzu-san's late.
**[18:14] ---**
I wonder if she met her dad.
**[18:17] ---**
I bet they're finally spending time together.
**[18:20] ---**
I told her to come to the lab, either way.
**[18:25] ---**
But it's late.
**[18:27] ---**
We're aborting the operation.
**[18:29] ---**
You guys, go on home.
**[18:43] [Messenger] ---**
From: Part-Time Warrior
Subject: I'm sorry
Goodbye
**[18:45] ---**
Darn her!
**[18:54] ---**
Does she plan to leave this city, by herself?
**[18:58] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma, will not allow that!
**[19:07] ---**
Damn it!
**[19:08] ---**
Where did she go?
**[19:11] ---**
*That's right...*
**[19:12] ---**
*If I send a D-mail, telling myself to follow her,*
**[19:15] ---**
*no matter what, this afternoon...*
**[19:17] ---**
*But...*
**[19:20] ---**
*Is it right for me to use the D-mail*
**[19:23] ---**
*to change the past any more?*
**[19:25] ---**
*You're a good person, you know that?*
**[19:28] ---**
*I feel a bit better now, somehow.*
**[19:34] ---**
*I am the great Mad Scientist, Hououin Kyouma!*
**[19:39] ---**
What have I to fear?
**[19:56] ---**
Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
**[20:00] [Messenger] ---**
Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
Follow Suzuha!
**[20:00] ---**
Follow Suzuha!
**[20:21] ---**
Yo.
**[20:24] ---**
Good morning, part-time warrior.
**[20:26] ---**
Slacking off?
**[20:27] ---**
Last night, we were all up really late.
**[20:30] ---**
I'm so tired.
**[20:33] ---**
Last night,
**[20:35] ---**
we had a last supper for you,
**[20:39] ---**
so you could be our guinea pig.
**[20:41] ---**
Right?
**[20:43] ---**
But the experiment never happened.
**[20:45] ---**
I don't know my dad's phone's address.
**[20:48] ---**
I want to confirm something.
**[20:52] ---**
How did I catch you?
**[20:55] ---**
Were you drinking?
**[20:58] ---**
You're underage. You shouldn't do that.
**[21:00] ---**
Just answer me.
**[21:03] ---**
Well, I was heading back from the
time machine forum meeting...
**[21:08] ---**
Time machine forum?
**[21:09] ---**
That's where your dad was supposed to show up?
**[21:13] ---**
Yeah, my dad's calling himself Titor.
**[21:17] ---**
John Titor?!
**[21:19] ---**
Not John... Barrel.
**[21:21] ---**
Barrel Titor.
**[21:22] ---**
I told you that yesterday.
**[21:24] ---**
Didn't you take a video of it on your phone?
**[21:29] ---**
I had fun last night...
**[21:32] ---**
It would've been more fun
without Makise Kurisu, though.
**[21:35] ---**
Her apple pie was man-killingly horrible.
**[21:39] ---**
But Urushibara Ruka's curry was great!
**[21:44] ---**
Your lab's kinda nice, you know?
**[21:47] ---**
Everyone's friends, and you
always seem to have fun.
**[21:50] ---**
I've never felt so much like I
fit in somewhere, in my whole life.
**[21:54] ---**
Then you're welcome anytime.
**[21:57] ---**
Come whenever you like.
**[21:58] ---**
You're a lab member now.
**[22:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:02] ---**
I'll try and search for my father a little more!