# E4 - Interpreter Rendezvous

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY19MWDVR/interpreter-rendezvous)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Experiment Result: Human is dead,<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mismatch."<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Human is dead?<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone...<br>**[00:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...died?<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think so. Probably.<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What does it say after that?<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The details are in Jellyman's Report #143.<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jellyman's Report?<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How should I know?<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there's a weird database on this server.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some kind of program code, I think.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An Introduction to Character Code Engineering
<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't get it!                        Daru-kun?<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This doesn't make any sense!<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Die! Damn it!<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should stop.<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the first time I've had an<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I was this close to getting it!" experience.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good job.<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a break.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to tell me. I'm done.<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru-kun, I've got canned oden.<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Program code...*<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The IBN 5100 was created before BASIC,*<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So it can read IBN's proprietary <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;programming languages or something...*<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I need the IBN 5100's abilities <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stop their plans.*<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd like to talk to you in detail.*<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is my address.*<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you contact me, I'll answer.*<br>**[01:30] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Contact: John Titor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's something I want to ask you.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Interpreter Rendezvous...
<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a lot here.<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both Daru and I have been working all night<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and haven't been home.<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And everything Daru wears,<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from his T-shirts to his underwear, is XXXL.<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Feyris-chan!<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see Okabe Rintarou!<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Sup!<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll warn you.<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, my name is Hououin Kyouma.<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two, that greeting is dangero—<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Sup, Suzu-san!<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You, too?<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, when did you two meet?<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're in the same building.<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naturally, we'd at least<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know each other's face.<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suzu-san gave me this Rai-Net card.<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gold!<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are you going?<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To do the laundry.<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin and Daru-kun have been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up all night, for days.<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Part-timer!<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't do your job, I'll fire you.<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no...<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You, too, Okabe.<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep your hands off my part-timer.<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you think you're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the one in love, Mr. Braun?<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say that when Nae's around. I dare you.<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll seriously kill you.<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nae?<br>**[04:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The little squirrel?<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't call my daughter a squirrel!<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could I be in love with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a little kid like that, anyway?<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not a kid.<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a grown-up and a soldier!<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I like that look, part-time soldier.<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always remember that look.<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you do,<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someday, you'll be able to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;change classes to a true soldier—<br>**[04:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You, shut up.<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you talk, it—<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm already a soldier!<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do I get all the weirdos?<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye.<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We, too...<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's a Mayuri habit.*<br>**[04:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've taken to calling it <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the "Stardust Shake Hand."*<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was wondering if I could reach the stars...<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't even see the stars.<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, even in the daytime,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the stars are still there.<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those were powerful EM waves.<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A cell phone malfunction is a real possibility.<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I saw that banana.<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The Phone Microwave (name subject <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to change) is a time machine!*<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hell it is.<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris-chan...<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did this happen to you?<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm closing the lid.<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru is like the universe —<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;constantly expanding.<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shining Finger?<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is Titor doing?<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He told me to message him.<br>**[06:09] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moeka<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tell me how to reach the Super Haker..."<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough, already!<br>**[06:14] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have a new message.<br>**[06:15] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;John Titor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you for real?<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for the message.<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regarding the image you sent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of that program,<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it is indeed a proprietary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;programming language, developed by IBN.<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And decoding it will require an IBN 5100.<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen to me!<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Future Gadget Lab<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will now initiate an emergency secret plan!<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin, what's wrong?<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wake up, Daru!<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're about to engage in battle with<br>**[06:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an immense organization that controls<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the world from the shadows!<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's SERN!<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're a worldwide organization,<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;obsessed with dark science,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and they're plotting a vast conspiracy!<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The world only needs one mad scientist!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We must complete our quest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before they do!<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't understand what you're saying.<br>**[07:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, we need an IBN 5100.<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then we'll decode SERN's mysterious program.<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get ready to depart!<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Mayushii has her part-time job today.<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I get to do it alone...<br>**[07:38] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Name: Shining Finger<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Subject: Sorry if I'm bothering you.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you mad? Sorry if I'm bothering you.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really need the IBN 5100 information,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and right now, you're the only one I can ask...<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might be worth exchanging information.<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Assistant?<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait.<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come with me.<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You destroyed the jacket's shoulder...<br>**[07:58] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's both do our best<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have any real information.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about you?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moeka<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I don't have any real information."<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Useless!<br>**[08:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you glaring at me?<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry about it.<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not your fault.<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd rather you didn't blame me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for your own problems.<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sulking?<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayuri was worried that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you might have gotten upset.<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're too old to act like a little kid.<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the last person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to hear that from.<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, what did you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to talk to me about?<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's simple.<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop sulking, and come back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the lab and work, Christina.<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like you to at least stick<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to calling me one thing.<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen to people when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're talking, The Zombie!<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which of us isn't listening?<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did I get involved with this guy?<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to punch myself for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;giving in to my curiosity back there.<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again?<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are those messages that annoying?<br>**[08:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, you wouldn't believe it...<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is she an Organization agent, also?<br>**[08:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the Organization?<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Organization is the Organization!<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An international secret organization,<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;controlling the world from the shadows!<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just a conspiracy theory,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thank you very—<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Nothing.<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really, it's nothing.<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Any more questions, and I'll hit you!<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blaming others for your own problems?<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come with me.<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After we recover the laundry,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you your mission.<br>**[09:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really think I'd follow you...<br>**[09:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Laundry?<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's where it is.<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There isn't one at the hotel?<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's a pretty nice hotel.<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's not my style to send<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything I wear to the cleaners.<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You found it, thanks to me.<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should be gratef—<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No change?!<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course not.<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't think something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will happen when it spins, do you?<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The answer lies in the components<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we find most natural.<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who would expect that hooking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a cell phone to a microwave<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would make a time machine—<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not a time machine!<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was some kind of mistake!<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time machines only exist in science fiction.<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have no part of it.<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you try so hard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to deny what you saw?<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not...<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be some kind of past trauma?<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, it happened when she was five.<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Christina was struck by lightning,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the grassy plains of Arkansas...<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I wasn't.<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why?<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you.<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's theoretically impossible.<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Theories are nothing more than words.<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Accept what you've seen.<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I refuse.<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you being so stubborn?<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said I refuse!<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want...<br>**[10:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make the same mistake as my father!<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry.<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got emotional.<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I deliberately provoked you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to see what you would do—<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, the Phone Microwave<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't a time machine.<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand.<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry I forced you to join the lab.<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to come anymore.<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'll tell you this...<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one else will ever have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the title of Lab Member 004.<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The number will be yours forever.<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think you're doing?!<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a great parting speech!<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's what bugs me.<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still have your laundry, right?<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll leave.<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye.<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm getting you back.<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should reflect on your thoughtless action.<br>**[11:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, right.<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye.<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait.<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't grab me there!<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you know anything about the IBN 5100?<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IBN?<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an old PC.<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going to use it for?<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to know?<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You do.<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez...<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just a bit.<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The IBN 5100 is connected to SERN's secrets.<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SERN is researching time travel,<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and to decode their secret program,<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we need the IBN 5100's special functionality.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?<br>**[12:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Surprised?<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How stupid.<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry I listened.<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You... You snorted!<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, you...<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you, just you wait!<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So just you wait! Christina!<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no -tina...<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*SERN is researching time travel.*<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We need the IBN 5100's special functionality.*<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez... I told her because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she said she wanted to know.<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A PC?<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. An old PC...<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like, it costs 5100 yen or something?<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5100... Maybe...<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin!<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey! Mayushii heard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something amazing.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No Cell Phones
<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No cell phones.<br>**[13:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris-chan said she's seen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the PC you're looking for.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No cell phones!<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey!<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez...<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not enough!<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!<br>**[13:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris Nyan Nyan!<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone!<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me, Feyris-nyan!<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're starting the Feyris Cup daytime group!<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of you, do your best to beat Feyris<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and win a special Nyan Nyan Omelet Rice!<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!<br>**[14:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin!<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayuri...<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on here?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some kind of space-time distortion?<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's the Feyris Cup.<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris-chan is going to play<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rai-Net Battler with everyone.<br>**[14:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyouma!<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You going to participate, too?<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris can play up to ten at a time.<br>**[14:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So there's still...<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I refuse!<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly, the IBN 5100!<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is it?<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell you if you play.<br>**[14:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be stupid!<br>**[14:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The entire future of the planet's ruling structure depends on this!<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some stupid game—<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you won't play,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave.<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're just a maid,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you're having your master leave?<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The IBN 5100...<br>**[14:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not listening!<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no time.<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry, but I'll have to go all out.<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really confident.<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin, can you win?<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feyris-tan is one of the country's best players.<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can I win?<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should be asking Feyris that.<br>**[15:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a plan that's never failed.<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A plan?<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plan Code:<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-B-A-C-K.<br>**[15:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I call it G-Back!<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sounds pretty amazing!<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This'll be fun.<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You say that now,<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but when this plan explodes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you may not survive.<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're serious. Aren't you, Kyouma?<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's make this clear:<br>**[15:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I participate, you tell me everything.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood?<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The cat ears never lie.<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll teach you...<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...that you just can't beat some opponents!<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I lose!<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fast!<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayushii is disappointed.<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was your plan?<br>**[16:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who knows?<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he just kept charging me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like he was self-destructing.<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jibaku?<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-Back... G-Back?<br>**[16:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a horrible joke,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thank you very much.<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However!<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me what you know, Feyris.<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He recovers quickly.<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a loser, you're arrogant.<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said if I participated,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd tell me what you know.<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, I never cared about winning.<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that right?<br>**[16:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't really remember...<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Remember it!<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was my brilliant plan!<br>**[16:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brilliant or cheating, one of the two.<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[16:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's the IBN 5100?<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know...<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't know?<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure when I was little,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dad had one, but it's gone.<br>**[16:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, you...<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that the secret move<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you mastered in the Guiana Highlands,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Question-Dodge?<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did you know?<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Way to go, Kyouma.<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You saw through my Ignoring Shoulder.<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that really it?<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[17:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm pretty sure the last time I saw it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was at an Akihabara shrine.<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shrine?<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kurisu,<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for messaging us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all the way from Japan."<br>**[17:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"About your question, I asked the professor,<br>**[17:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he said that yes, the IBN 5100<br>**[17:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can analyze certain special<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;programming languages."<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was serious?<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A computer?<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have to ask my father.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An IBN 5100.<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he doesn't know what that is,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell him it's an old computer.<br>**[17:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll ask him.<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm counting on you.<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;End with the code words.<br>**[17:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;E-El... Psy Congri...<br>**[17:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Congroo!<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello?<br>**[18:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Makise.<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makise?<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, I don't remember any Makise's.<br>**[18:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did we meet?<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paris? London?<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akihabara.<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just saw you!<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? It's my assistant?<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just say "Christina"!<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no -tina!<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're as loud and bossy as ever.<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whose fault is that? Whose?<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you want?<br>**[18:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are you now?<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you care?<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No reason.<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm heading to Yanabayashi Shrine...<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that?<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harassment?<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was that harassment?<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that call about?<br>**[18:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just asked where you were.<br>**[18:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one called you.<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one called me.<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back!<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you ask him?<br>**[18:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, he said that we have that PC here.<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PC?<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you mean an IBN 5100?<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, who is this?<br>**[19:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My assistant.<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, the IBN—<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of introduction is that?<br>**[19:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm not your assistant!<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not here to introduce you.<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wouldn't even take ten seconds.<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a pain, you know that?<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makise Kurisu, my assistant.<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, right.<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine, I'm your assistant.<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So who are you?<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Urushibara Ruka.<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How old are you?<br>**[19:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seventeen this year.<br>**[19:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One year younger than I am.<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I?<br>**[19:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look like a grown-up, Makise-san.<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're pretty.<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... Not nearly as pretty as you.<br>**[19:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... I'll call my dad.<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some things it's better not to know, huh?<br>**[19:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean?<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought it would happen.<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What do you mean?<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, well, the person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who donated this told us...<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that someday, a young man<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would appear who needed it.<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So take good care of it.<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was ten years ago, I think?<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's it...<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fate.<br>**[20:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The choice of Steins Gate!<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That again?<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IBN 5100 Portable Computer.<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it.<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that right?<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, could we borrow it?<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly.<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're carrying this back! Help me!<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I refuse.<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're my assistant, Christina!<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not your assistant,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and there's no -tina!<br>**[20:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll get a cart.<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We couldn't ask you for that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after you lent this to us.<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, assistant!<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show some respect for others!<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show some respect?<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really just said that?<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are good friends, huh?<br>**[21:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be nice to Ruka, too.<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, please.<br>**[21:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait just a moment.<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have a nice father.<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think so?<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't want to make <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same mistake as my father!*<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing.<br>**[21:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry!<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The cart is broken.<br>**[21:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do I have to do this with you?<br>**[21:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up and carry it.<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got a long way to go.<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey...<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's nothing!<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with your provocations?<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[21:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you carry it like that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have to walk backwards!<br>**[21:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Start walking, assistant!<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't...<br>**[21:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't do this walking backwards!<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can do it, assistant!<br>**[21:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for the words of support. But no!<br>**[22:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suggest we walk sideways!<br>**[22:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, we need to!<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to trip!<br>