E6 - The Emperor's New Clothes

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[00:00] King
    Hey!
[00:03] King
    I'm not doing nothing but practice every day.
[00:06] King
    Sorry, but I've got my own life to live.
[00:26] Shindo
    King...
SIGN    Run with the Wind
[02:03] King
    Dolgorsürengiin Dagvadorj!
[02:05] TV
    Correct.
[02:06] King
    Yeah!
[02:07] Shindo
    King.
[02:09] Shindo
    Excuse me, King.
[02:11] King
    Discus throw!
[02:12] TV
    Basketball!
[02:13] King
    Wrong? I'm telling you, it's discus throw.
[02:14] TV
    Incorrect. The correct answer is discus throw.
[02:16] Shindo
    Hey...
[02:17] King
    These entertainers suck at sports questions.
SIGN    Unprecedented Stupidity
[02:20] King
    I'd totally beat them one-on-one.
[02:23] Shindo
    King.
[02:24] King
    What?
[02:25] Shindo
    Sorry, but I'm going for my nighttime jog soon.
[02:28] King
    See you later.
[02:33] Shindo
    Are you sure, King?
[02:35] King
    With what?
[02:37] Shindo
    If you are, that's fine.
[02:42] King
    Yeah, yeah. My bad.
[02:45] King
    If only we had a DVR.
[02:47] Shindo
    That's not what I meant.
[02:50] King
    Thank you.
[02:51] King
    It was a good way to blow off steam.
[02:54] Shindo
    Will you go jogging tomorrow?
[03:00] Shindo
    It'd be a good change of pace.
SIGN    The Emperor's New Clothes
[03:12] Musa
    Let's go jogging again tonight.
[03:14] Joji
    Yeah, let's do it!
[03:16] Shindo
    Where should we run?
[03:18] Yuki
    Damn honor-roll students.
[03:21] Yuki
    Don't blame me if you burn yourselves
     out and can't run anymore.
[03:24] Jota
    You're worried about us?
[03:26] Musa
    Yuki, you should run with us.
[03:29] Yuki
    And why would I do such a thing?
[03:31] Yuki
    Absolutely not. I need my "me time."
[03:34] Shindo
    How about you, Nico-chan Senpai?
[03:36] Nico
    Huh? Morning and evening's plenty for me.
[03:39] Yuki
    That's right. Respect the elderly.
[03:41] Nico
    What?!
[03:42] Joji
    But if we don't do well at the track meet,
     we can't run in the Hakone Ekiden.
[03:47] Yuki
    As if you'll get to run in that, idiot.
[03:50] Yuki
    Hakone's a distant dream.
[03:54] Hanako
    Hey!
[03:56] Hanako
    Good morning!
[03:58] Jota
    Hey!
[04:00] Haiji
    Hey, it's Hana.
[04:02] Haiji
    Hana's here.
[04:06] Hanako
    What? I wanna go on a nighttime jog!
[04:08] Musa
    Would you like to run with us, Hana?
[04:11] Hanako
    What? I can't do that. I'll ride my bike.
[04:14] Jota
    I'm so hyped! We didn't have
     a girl manager in high school.
[04:18] Joji
    Yeah!
[04:19] Hanako
    What? Really?
[04:20] Twin (Jota or Joji)
    Yeah, totally!
[04:21] Twin (Jota or Joji)
    Yeah, yeah!
[04:23] King
    I don't have time. I'm heading home.
[04:26] Haiji
    Let's go together, then.
[04:32] Yuki
    He's completely closed himself off.
[04:37] Musa
    You mean King?
[04:38] Shindo
    Yeah.
[04:39] Joji
    Is it his job search?
[04:41] Jota
    What? But I thought the
     employment rate was rising.
[04:46] Yuki
    Maybe it is overall,
[04:49] Yuki
    but guys who just can't handle it
     aren't gonna do well.
[04:52] Jota
    Yikes.
[04:54] Shindo
    I'm worried about King,
[04:56] Shindo
    but we need to do something
     about the club budget.
[05:00] Joji
    We're officially recognized
     by the university, right?
[05:03] Shindo
    Yeah, but...
[05:05] Jota
    We can't even use the university track.
[05:10] Tazaki
    We don't have any money.
[05:12] Tazaki
    If we did, I'd do something
    about that run-down apartment.
[05:17] Haiji
    Of course. Excuse me.
[05:20] Tazaki
    Since you said you'd do it...
[05:23] Tazaki
    Since you said you'd do it, I'm allowing it,
[05:27] Tazaki
    but this world isn't just about
     who's fast and who's slow.
[05:32] Haiji
    Yes, sir.
[05:34] Tazaki
    Naturally, you need money as well.
[05:37] Tazaki
    And there's no guarantee your
     peers will acknowledge you.
[05:40] Haiji
    I know that.
[05:42] Tazaki
    That's also part of running.
[05:51] Nico
    Don't tell Haiji I'm working. He'll get mad at me.
[05:55] Nico
    I'm supposed to be older than him, though.
[06:00] Nico
    So, what do you want?
[06:03] Kakeru
    What kind of person is Haiji?
[06:06] Nico
    Haiji?
[06:08] Kakeru
    You've been living together
     since his first year, right?
[06:11] Nico
    Yeah.
[06:12] Nico
    What's he like? Exactly what the way he looks.
[06:16] Kakeru
    How about as a runner?
[06:21] Nico
    I think Haiji was a good runner.
[06:24] Nico
    I've never seen him run all-out, though.
[06:27] Nico
    Apparently, he was told to stop for a while.
[06:31] Nico
    He must've wanted to run
     even though he couldn't.
[06:34] Nico
    His first year, when I told him
     I ran track in high school,
[06:38] Nico
    his eyes were glittering.
[06:40] Nico
    It was a pain.
[06:42] Nico
    I'd completely quit running.
[06:46] Nico
    It's been four years since then,
     and his eyes are still glittering.
[06:50] Nico
    Surprising, isn't it?
[06:52] Nico
    It's only gotten worse
     since you showed up.
[06:54] Kakeru
    Even with me on the team, we can't win.
[06:57] Nico
    I know.
[06:59] Nico
    I feel bad for Haiji, but I don't think
    we can make it to Hakone, either.
[07:03] Nico
    Well, it should become clear enough
    once we run in the track meet.
[07:09] Yuki
    Are you serious?!
SIGN    We're trying to make it to the Hakone Ekiden. The Kansei University Track and Field Team Fan Club is now recruiting!!
[07:13] Shindo
    As long as we're running, I thought
    we could advertise while doing it.
[07:16] Musa
    We're going to promote ourselves by
    wearing these to and from the track
[07:20] Musa
    and during our morning and nighttime jogs.
[07:23] Shindo
    We got enough for everyone.
     We hope you'll wear them.
[07:26] Joji
    Let's advertise!
[07:28] Musa
    Here you go. Here!
[07:33] Nico
    This isn't going to run when we sweat, is it?
[07:36] Jota
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[07:37] Joji
    It's an oil-based ink.
[07:39] Shindo
    We want to form a fan club
[07:41] Shindo
    so we can create an environment
    where we can focus on training.
[07:45] Shindo
    We appreciate your cooperation.
[07:47] Yuki
    Damn honor-roll students.
[07:48] Musa
    Is that okay?
[07:50] Haiji
    Of course. No problems here.
[07:52] Yuki
    God, these are lame!
[07:53] Yuki
    What is this? They're so lame!
[07:56] Jota
    King, welcome home.
[07:58] Joji
    How'd it go? You land a job?
[08:04] Nico
    They won't have decided yet.
[08:07] King
    What are you guys doing?
     Is that for a school festival?
[08:09] Haiji
    Surprisingly, they're not bad. Look.
[08:18] Joji
    You're slow when it comes
     to everything but running.
[08:21] King
    Not bad. Good luck.
[08:23] Shindo
    What? But we have practice now.
[08:25] Musa
    Come with us, King.
[08:27] King
    Didn't I tell you? I've got my own shit to do.
[08:31] King
    I'm really busy right now.
[08:34] Haiji
    Forget about it.
[08:36] King
    What?
[08:37] Haiji
    Forget about it and run.
[08:38] Yuki
    Whoa, whoa.
[08:40] King
    Like escape from reality?
[08:42] Haiji
    Tomorrow, the day after, and the day after that...
[08:45] Haiji
    What you need to do won't ever change.
[08:47] Haiji
    Reality will always be there in front of you.
[08:50] Haiji
    So instead of running from it,
     why not try running with reality?
[08:56] King
    Will running help me get a job?
[08:59] Haiji
    I don't know.
[09:00] Haiji
    But standing still will make you anxious.
[09:03] Haiji
    I was like that once.
[09:11] King
    You're such a dreamer.
[09:15] King
    Haiji, why am I here?
[09:19] Haiji
    For us.
[09:23] King
    For you guys?
[09:25] Haiji
    Yeah. What's wrong with that?
[09:27] King
    It's my life!
[09:31] Yuki
    I know this guy says some crazy things,
[09:34] Yuki
    but you shouldn't freak out so much.
[09:37] Yuki
    It's only April. The battle's just begun.
[09:41] Joji
    Coming from Yuki...
[09:43] Jota
    Sounds like sarcasm.
[09:44] Yuki
    What?
[09:45] Yuki
    Generally speaking, you could
     start looking for a job now and—
[09:48] Nico
    Enough.
[09:49] Nico
    At least wear this.
[09:51] Nico
    We'll all suffer the punishment together.
[09:53] Shindo
    Punishment?
[09:54] Shindo
    How is this a punishment?
[09:56] Nico
    You can decide the rest for yourself.
[09:58] Nico
    Let's get this over with.
[09:59] Nico
    The sun's setting.
[10:07] Haiji
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[10:09] Haiji
    It's not just you.
[10:11] Haiji
    I'm here for you guys, too.
[10:15] King
    That's lip service.
SIGN    Mahjong Sasagawa
[10:43] Customer
    Ron!
[10:44] Customer
    Reach, tanyao, dora-dora.
[10:46] Customer
    How many repeats are we gonna play?
[10:48] Customer
    You'd better get yourself exorcised.
[11:01] Girl
    What is that? It's crazy.
[11:03] Girl
    Are they being forced?
[11:04] Girl
    What do they mean by "Hakone"?
[11:06] Girl
    Is it a trip?
[11:08] Plasterer
    You boys hard at work?
[11:10] Shindo
    Hello.
[11:11] Plasterer
    A fan club, huh? How do I join?
[11:14] Shindo
    You want to join?
[11:16] Plasterer
    Sure. There's no point unless you're first.
[11:20] Boss
    Musa.
[11:22] Musa
    Ma'am.
[11:23] Boss
    I'll join your fan club.
[11:26] Musa
    I'm delighted to hear that.
[11:29] Shindo
    Write your name and contact info here.
[11:31] Plasterer
    If you're gonna do this, you'd better mean it.
[11:33] Shindo
    Of course!
[11:35] Both
    Hey!
[11:36] Joji
    Three people just asked to join over there.
[11:39] Musa
    Three?
[11:41] Jota
    It's easier for people to come
    talk to us with Hana around.
[11:44] Joji
    She's our goddess of luck.
[11:46] Hanako
    Aw, shucks.
[11:47] Florist
    In that case, maybe I'll join, too.
[11:51] Both
    Yes, yes!
[11:52] Both
    Yeah!
SIGN    Kansei University Long Distance Track and Field Team Practice Schedule
[11:56] Joji
    Haiji, what does "CC" stand for?
SIGN    Wednesday
[11:59] Haiji
    It's an abbreviation for cross country.
[12:02] Musa
    Like running through nature?
[12:05] Haiji
    That's right.
[12:05] Haiji
    Starting tomorrow, we'll start
     running cross country.
[12:08] Haiji
    I found the perfect place
     two kilometers from here.
[12:11] Yuki
    When did you have the time to find that?
[12:13] Shindo
    Huh? Where's King?
[12:15] Kakeru
    Dunno. I haven't seen
    him since we got back.
[12:18] Haiji
    It's easy on the legs, and
     it'll be a good change of pace.
[12:22] Haiji
    It's nice to run through nature.
[12:24] Jota
    Really? A change of pace sounds nice.
[12:27] Jota
    So, what's "CC 2.5 x 6"?
[12:32] Haiji
    It means six laps of 2.5 kilometers each.
[12:35] Joji
    Really?
[12:37] Joji
    Huh? Isn't that...
[12:39] Both
    15 kilometers?!
[12:41] Nico
    It's meant to be a change of pace.
[12:44] Musa
    But Kakeru's running eight laps.
[12:51] Kakeru
    Sorry, I think.
[12:53] Joji
    You're the one who has to run it.
[12:58] Yuki
    This place has totally turned
     into the track and field team.
[13:01] Yuki
    I feel so small.
[13:03] Haiji
    What are you talking about?
[13:04] Haiji
    You're keeping up with everyone.
[13:06] Yuki
    I can tell you're going easy on me, though.
[13:10] Nico
    You want us to go all-out, then?
[13:12] Yuki
    You must be joking! There's no way!
[13:23] Shindo
    King.
[13:26] Shindo
    Do you want to watch a recording?
[13:28] King
    Huh?
[13:29] Shindo
    Of a quiz show. I recorded it.
[13:32] King
    Ah. I'm good today.
[13:37] King
    Don't worry about me.
     It'll just make things awkward.
[13:40] Shindo
    Sorry.
[13:44] King
    How can you take this so seriously?
[13:46] Shindo
    What?
[13:47] King
    The Ekiden.
[13:49] King
    You've never run one before.
[13:51] Shindo
    Oh, right. I'm not sure.
[13:54] King
    You don't even understand.
[13:58] Shindo
    It's because I don't understand.
[14:00] Shindo
    Rather than being forced to
     do it, I felt inspired to try it.
[14:06] King
    You ever consider just not doing it?
[14:10] Shindo
    Can't say I have.
[14:12] King
    You don't have to do it if you don't understand.
[14:15] Shindo
    I felt like I'd understand once I did.
[14:20] Shindo
    I haven't tried looking for a job
     yet, so I don't understand,
[14:25] Shindo
    but don't jobs work the same way?
[14:28] King
    Huh?
[14:29] Shindo
    Why are you so serious about finding a job?
[14:33] Shindo
    Because you can't help
     how much you love working?
[14:36] King
    Of course not.
[14:39] King
    I don't have a job I like.
[14:42] King
    I don't actually want to work.
[14:44] King
    I'm just doing it because I have to.
[14:47] Shindo
    Right? I was the same way
     until I started running.
[14:51] Shindo
    I didn't even like it, but Haiji forced me to.
[14:55] Shindo
    But once I started running,
     I realized something.
[14:59] Shindo
    It's way more fun to run when you
     choose to run instead of being forced to.
[15:07] Shindo
    So I thought I'd give it an earnest shot.
[15:11] Shindo
    I might come to like running.
[15:15] Shindo
    I'm not serious about it because I like it.
[15:18] Shindo
    I thought taking it seriously might make me...
[15:22] King
    What am I doing getting advice
    from an underclassman?
[15:25] Shindo
    Oh, sorry! That wasn't my intention.
[15:28] King
    You don't know what you're talking about!
[15:30] King
    Prodigy, my ass!
[15:33] Shindo
    I'm sorry! Hey, wait!
[15:34] King
    You little...
[15:36] Shindo
    Ow, ow!
[15:37] King
    Say uncle!
[15:42] Yuki
    Why am I running first thing in the morning?
[15:46] Prince
    Should we flee together, Yuki?
[15:48] Yuki
    They'd catch us. You're too slow.
[15:51] Prince
    You're right.
[15:52] Shindo
    King.
[15:58] King
    We'll suffer the punishment together, right?
[16:05] Nico
    You're late. Nobody's wearing theirs today.
[16:09] King
    Seriously?! I'm the only one?!
[16:11] Yuki
    Now it really is a punishment.
[16:13] Prince
    And yours is missing a character.
[16:14] King
    What?!
[16:15] Prince
    Yours says you want
     to go to Hakone Station.
SIGN    We're trying to make it to Hakone Station. The Kansei University Track and Field Team Fan Club is now recruiting!!
[16:18] King
    No way! Where? Where is it?
[16:20] Joji
    Hey, you're right!
[16:21] Jota
    What? Is King's the only one?
[16:23] Musa
    I'm sorry. I wrote yours.
[16:26] Musa
    What should I do?
[16:27] Nico
    It's fine. Why not aim for Hakone Station?
[16:32] King
    Damn it! I'm taking this off!
[16:33] Shindo
    Wait!
[16:37] Shindo
    It's okay. I'm wearing mine, too.
SIGN    Why?
[16:42] Yuki
    Damn honor-roll student.
[16:44] Shindo
    You're running, right?
[16:49] Haiji
    Let's run.
[16:51] Haiji
    Run, and you'll forget what you're wearing.
[16:54] Prince
    Yes. Your attire doesn't matter.
[16:57] Haiji
    You can't wear denim.
[16:59] King
    Uh, I... I just forgot.
[17:03] King
    I forgot I was doing this
     to help me get a job.
[17:07] King
    Quitting partway would only work against me.
[17:12] King
    What are you all grinning about?!
[17:15] Haiji
    No reason.
[17:16] Haiji
    Let's go.
[17:18] Hanako
    Last lap!
[17:22] Hanako
    You can do it, guys!
[17:38] Haiji
    Prince, last lap! Dig deep!
[17:41] Prince
    Why... do I endure... this suffering...
[17:50] Hanako
    33:13:13!
[17:53] Hanako
    Wow, that's more than 1:40
     faster than your previous record!
[18:01] Hanako
    Prince isn't the only one.
[18:03] Hanako
    Kurahara and Musa's times have improved...
[18:06] Hanako
    And so have Shindo's, Yuki's,
    and everyone else's, too!
[18:11] Shindo
    Yes. Yes!
[18:12] King
    I'm really paying for skipping practice.
[18:15] Yuki
    It was only a few days.
[18:17] Haiji
    I knew you could do it.
[18:19] Musa
    Please don't.
[18:21] Haiji
    Don't forget to cool down, guys.
[18:23] All
    Okay.
[18:33] Jota
    Hey, were you just smiling?
[18:36] Kakeru
    No.
[18:37] Jota
    Liar. You were totally smiling.
[18:39] Kakeru
    Stop following me!
[18:40] Both
    We're gonna follow you!
[18:41] Kakeru
    You're so obnoxious!
SIGN    Chikusei-so
[18:54] Haiji
    You sure you didn't want to go jogging?
[18:58] Haiji
    You finally found friends to run with.
[19:02] Kakeru
    Our paces are different.
[19:04] Kakeru
    It's hard for me to match theirs.
[19:06] Haiji
    I see.
[19:09] Kakeru
    Why did it have to be these guys?
[19:14] Kakeru
    Remember what you asked me, Haiji?
[19:16] Kakeru
    You asked if only the chosen
    are allowed to run.
[19:22] Kakeru
    You're right that anyone can just run.
[19:26] Kakeru
    They can run all they want.
[19:27] Kakeru
    But is that the kind of running
     you're talking about?
[19:32] Kakeru
    Not everyone can run in the Hakone Ekiden.
[19:36] Kakeru
    I don't understand.
[19:37] Kakeru
    What kind of running are you talking about?
[19:41] Haiji
    That's it, Kakeru.
[19:43] Kakeru
    What?
[19:45] Haiji
    I want to know, too. What is running?
[19:49] Haiji
    What does it mean to run?
[19:54] Kakeru
    You mean you don't know?
[19:57] Haiji
    Not yet. I don't have an answer yet.
[20:01] Haiji
    We just finally started running.
[20:07] Kakeru
    I'm amazed you were willing to get us involved.
[20:13] Kakeru
    You finally got them all together.
[20:16] Kakeru
    If we just keep having a good
     time training together,
[20:18] Kakeru
    they don't have to get hurt.
[20:21] Haiji
    We can't expect to stay unscathed
     if we're going to run at Hakone.
[20:27] Kakeru
    Reality is harsher than that.
[20:30] Kakeru
    The track meet could be the end of this team.
[20:34] Haiji
    I believe they can overcome it.
[20:41] Haiji
    Do you not need to?
[20:43] Kakeru
    What?
[20:45] Haiji
    Prepare.
[20:47] Haiji
    Reality is harsher than that, right?
[22:40] Narration
    Next time: "Bear Your Fangs at the Summit."