E2 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law

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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
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    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
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    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
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    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
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    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
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    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
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    I suffocate under its weight
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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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    Full of regret and powerless to change,
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    I feel my heart being torn apart
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    on this night of endless shame and despair
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    Why can't I get my act together?
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    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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    I know that voice...!
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    Luvellia-senpai...
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    Wha?
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    Perfect!
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    Lay low in here for a while.
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    What is the MEANING of this?!
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    Yeah!
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    Is this how you treat people
    after gettin' your pickle licked?!
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    Keep your mouth shut, I'm BEGGING you!
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    Senpai...!
[01:56] ---
    Episode 2: Peter Grill and
    the Future Father-in-Law
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    Good morning, Luvellia-senpai...
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    Peter-kun!
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    Wait... Wh-what's wrong?!
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    You're sweating up a storm!
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    A-about that...
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    TRAINING!
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    Yup, I was in the middle
    of my training routine!
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    Oh...?
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    I'd expect nothing less.
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    Maintaining a strict regimen
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    rather than allowing
    your accomplishments to inflate your ego...
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    This is exactly why you are suited
    to become my husband.
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    Luvellia-senpai...?
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    There's a reason I've come to see you.
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    When we return to Guild Headquarters today...
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    I plan on informing my
    father of our engagement.
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    You'll lend me your support, won't you?
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    O-of course!
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    After all, you're the only
    woman I've got eyes for!
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    That's right...
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    I entered the tournament for a chance
    to earn her hand in marriage.
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    Getting the green light from the Guildmaster
    would be a perfect ending to our story...!
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    Denied.
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    But Father...!
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    You were so enthusiastic
    about the idea of the
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    Grand Fighting Tournament Champion
    becoming your son-in-law!
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    Peter Grill...
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    Attempting to deceive my daughter, are you?!
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    YOUR DEATH SHALL BE SWIFT!
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    Father!
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    If you cannot accept the
    reality of our relationship,
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    I am prepared to cut ties with you
    and move away from home!
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    Ridiculous...!
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    A life without my precious Luvellia...?!
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    I have come to this
    decision of my own accord.
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    He's done for...
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    Given the circumstances,
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    it appears I've been left with no choice
    but to grant you my blessing...
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    Mark my words, Peter Grill...
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    You will RUE this day!
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    You impudent, conniving...!
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    Let it be known:
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    The Guild hereby recognizes the engagement
    between Peter Grill and Lady Luvellia!
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    Make preparations for a feast in their honor,
    and to celebrate our triumph in the tournament!
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    Honestly, I'm surprised you managed
    to convince the Guildmaster...
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    To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous.
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    You've seen for yourself how
    ruthless my father can be.
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    But...
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    Perhaps it was my faith in you that gave
    me the strength to confront him.
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    Luvellia-senpai...
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    The fact that she trusts me so deeply...
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    The guilt is eating me alive...
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    If word got out about my
    fling with the Ogre sisters,
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    the Guildmaster would wring my neck...
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    And if Luvellia-senpai somehow found out...!
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    Oh, Senpai!
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    It's kinda late, but we wanna sincerely congratulate
    you on goin' public with your engagement!
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    Rest assured, we shall cheer
    you on from the sidelines.
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    You guys...
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    I get it...
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    They must've had a change of heart...
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    On that note, Senpai...
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    I was hopin' to get a big ol' batch
    of baby batter again tonight...
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    Y'mind if we bump uglies right here?
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    WHO IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T MIND?!
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    Look... You heard the news, right?
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    I'm officially engaged
    to Luvellia-senpai now...
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    This poses no risk to our objective.
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    We merely wish to conceive a child
    with the world's strongest warrior.
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    A relationship born of convenience and
    devoid of affection is more than adequate.
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    They're insane...!
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    Oopsie!
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    Let's make a deal, Peter Grill...
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    We promise never to disclose
    this little arrangement of ours.
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    In return, you shall continue to
    supply us with your sweet seed
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    until we've sucessfully become
    pregnant... at the least!
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    Those footsteps...
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    Luvellia-senpai?!
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    There's no time to put on pants!
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    What's my next move...?!
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    Over there!
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    Just a little farther...!
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    Peter-kun?
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    S-Senpai!
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    That sure was quick...
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    Sorry to keep you waiting.
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    My father was having another
    one of his outbursts.
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    When the Guildmaster gets angry,
    you're just about the only one who can calm him down.
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    Peter Grill...
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    I wish to speak with Luvellia.
    Lend me your seat, won't you?
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    W-well, I...
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    Dammit!
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    I was totally unprepared for
    something like this to happen...
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    Giving up my seat is the obvious answer.
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    HOWEVER...!
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    They'd catch sight of the
    naked Ogre sisters...
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    And besides...
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    Everyone would realize that my junk's been
    flappin' in the wind this whole time...!
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    Father! I shall accompany
    you somewhere private...
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    Nonsense! Stay right where you are.
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    Perhaps you didn't hear me, Peter-kun...
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    Wh-what now...?!
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    What am I supposed to do?!
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    There's gotta be some
    way out of this, right?!
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    Th-that...
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    I cannot do!
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    Oh...?
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    Run that by me again.
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    Did you just refuse an order?
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    I have no intention of giving up
    my place at Senpai's side...
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    Consider this proof of my commitment to her!
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    P-Peter-kun?!
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    Insolent brat!
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    Trying to sway my darling Luvellia
    with your empty words again, are you?!
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    A-am I busted?!
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    Father...!
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    Guess what, Papa?
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    When I get bigger, I'm gonna be your wife!
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    If you cannot accept our relationship,
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    I am prepared to cut ties with you
    and move away from home!
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    How loathsome!
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    I require more alcohol to
    endure this wretched party...
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    D-did he take the bait...?
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    Peter-kun.
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    Thank you...
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    I've never had anyone stand up to
    my father like that before.
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    Luvellia-senpai...
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    This merely reinforces my belief that you're the
    only man fit to become my husband.
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    R-Right!
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    I feel the same way...
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    Boop!
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    What's the matter, Peter-kun?
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    You're the only one for
    me, Luvellia-senpai...
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    Father's lost his temper again...!
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    My apologies, Peter-kun.
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    I have to go!
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    O-of course.
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    Be careful!
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    That was close...!
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    Peekaboo!
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    It looks like that pesky
    distraction is finally gone...
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    H-hey! Quit stickin' your
    head out of my crotch!
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    Now then, let us continue.
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    C'mon...
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    You heard what I said back there, right?
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    Luvellia-senpai is the one
    and only woman I love!
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    You're crazy if you think I'll make
    another mistake with the two of you!
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    Oh...?
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    You might claim to have an iron will,
    but your downstairs brain suggests otherwise.
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    N-no!
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    A physiological response like
    this has nothing to do with
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    How long 'til you start
    singin' a different tune?
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    I can't wait to find out... Senpai.
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    Luvellia-senpai has faith
    in me, of all people...
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    And yet...
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    I made the same damn mistake...!
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    Why are people only capable of rational
    thought AFTER they've already screwed up...?
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    It started out as a simple crush
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    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
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    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
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    This is my sincerest wish:
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    Stay with me, stay with me
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    So long time, by my side for all eternity
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    Beaten down by our daily struggles
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    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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    To be the umbrella that shields you
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    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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    That's good enough for me
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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    I could search the whole world over
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    And find no one like you
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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    No matter how much it may hurt,
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    I pledge my life to protecting you
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    I found you... Peter Grill.
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    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
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    Congrats on going public
    with your engagement!
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    Luvellia-san, too.
[12:07] ---
    Episode 3: Peter Grill and
    Relationships with Elves
[12:07] ---
    She must be happy as a
    clam right about now, eh?