E6 - Peter Grill and the Orc's True Character

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    Sir Peter...
[00:03] ---
    Piglette...
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    Our guest has consumed the aphrodisiac, sir.
[00:28] ---
    It's the end of the line
    for that impudent bastard.
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    Once his relationship with the Orc turns physical,
    his engagement to Luvellia shall crumble to pieces...
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    And I shall do him the honor
    of slicing his head clean off!
[00:50] ---
    Forgive me, Peter-Kun...
[00:53] ---
    The Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
    is on the verge of financial ruin...
[00:56] ---
    Please, for our sake...
    Take one for the team!
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    Sir Peter... I-I...
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    My mind is made up...!
[01:12] ---
    Boobs!
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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[01:35] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
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    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
[01:41] ---
    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
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    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
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    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
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    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
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    I suffocate under its weight
[02:02] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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    Full of regret and powerless to change,
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    I feel my heart being torn apart
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    on this night of endless shame and despair
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    Why can't I get my act together?
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    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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    Boobs!
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    Peter-kun!
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    Focus!
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    W-Wait a minute!
SIGN    Episode 6: Peter Grill and
    the Orc's True Character
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    Don't do anything rash...
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    Besides, weren't you against this
    whole marriage proposal thing?!
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    No!
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    You are mistaken, Sir Peter!
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    If it means being with
    a noble man like you...
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    Not again!
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    Don't let her pull you in...!
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    Listen to me, Piglette!
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    The truth is...
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    I'm already engaged to another woman!
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    So, y'see... it wouldn't
    be right for us to...
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    Th-That's fine with me...
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    Sir Peter!
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    Orc relationships are different
    from Human relationships.
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    Polygyny is the norm!
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    Not good...!
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    Take it easy, Piglette!
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    This entire thing is a setup!
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    A conspiracy between Orcland and the Guild...
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    They're trying to lure us into a trap!
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    I-I'm glad you understand...
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    I knew it...
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    I'm not good enough, am I?
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    I'm far too ugly...
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    That's why...!
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    N-No!
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    That's not true!
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    You're the furthest thing from ugly!
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    In my opinion, from a Human perspective...
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    You're beautiful exactly the way you are!
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    Sir Peter...
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    This is bad...
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    Giving in is exactly what
    the Guildmaster wants...
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    At this point, I can't afford
    to do any more damage!
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    Then again, I...
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    Absolutely not!
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    I won't be swayed by an Orc!
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    Good.
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    Just take a deep breath!
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    Tap into the Eastern art of
    "Zen" and clear your mind...
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    Remain calm...
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    Remain calm...
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    R-R-R-Remain calm...
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    R-R-R-R-R-Re...
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    BOOBS!
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    Why...
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    Why?!
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    Why am I like this?!
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    Defeated by a pair of boobs...!
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    Oh crap...
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    I'm screwed...
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    Everything up 'til now
    doesn't even come close...
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    If Piglette reports back with the
    truth about what happened...
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    How dare you betray the trust
    of my darling Luvellia...?!
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    He's gonna kill me for sure!
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    Anyone with eyes could
    see that it was a trap...
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    What's WRONG with me?!
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    What's done is done...
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    There's only one choice left:
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    Convince Piglette to keep quiet!
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    Good morning, Sir Peter.
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    Last night was wonderful, don't you think?
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    And now I can deliver the
    good news to Master Babe:
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    Sir Peter and I have successfully
    consummated our relationship.
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    H-H-H... H-Hold on!
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    You can't tell anyone about this!
[06:26] ---
    What?!
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    B-But...
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    Why not, Sir Peter?!
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    Y-Y'see...
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    Think fast, Peter Grill!
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    By all accounts, there's
    no way outta this, BUT...
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    "When you give up, that's
    when the game is over!"
[06:43] ---
    S-Sir Peter...?
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    Are you...
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    Are you content with living the rest of
    your life like a puppet on a string?!
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    The motive behind this marriage proposal
    was political from the beginning.
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    One of the most important decisions of your
    life is being controlled by the national interest!
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    Are you truly satisfied with that?!
[07:05] ---
    W-Well, I...
[07:07] ---
    What do you really want?!
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    Deep inside your heart,
    what is it you desire?!
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    Don't you think you oughtta stop and take
    the time to consider your options?!
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    Well, you can't say I didn't try...
    Question is, did she buy it...?
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    What I really want...
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    What I desire, deep inside my heart...
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    L-Let me think it over...
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    Let's hear it, you two!
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    How did things go last night?
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    Our hope, of course, is that you were able to establish
    the foundation for a positive relationship.
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    Lady Piglette...
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    Were there any interesting developments
    after dinner last night?
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    H-Help me out... Please!
[08:10] ---
    A miracle... Gimme a miracle, just this once!
[08:13] ---
    L-Last night...
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    Sir Peter stood firm.
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    He didn't lay a single finger on me!
[08:24] ---
    C-Come again?!
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    Are you telling me this bastard managed
    to resist the Orc's ample assets?!
[08:34] ---
    It's a miracle...
[08:36] ---
    My prayers have been answered!
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    However...
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    Th-There is one small
    favor I'd like to ask...
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    P-Piglette...?
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    A-Although the events of last night
    did not result in physical intimacy...
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    I felt an undeniable connection.
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    Therefore, in the name of cultivating a better
    relationship with Sir Peter from here on out...
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    Stop! Don't do it!
[09:05] ---
    I'd like to request your permission...
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    ...to transfer to the Guild so as to remain by
    Sir Peter's side and attend to his needs!
[09:15] ---
    A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
[09:18] ---
    Rest assured, I shall go to great
    lengths in order to gain his favor!
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    All for the sake of our
    great Orcland's future!
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    Piglette...
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    What's gotten into you...?!
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    Ever since our talk, I've
    been doing some thinking.
[09:44] ---
    About what I really want...
[09:46] ---
    About the desires buried
    deep within my heart...
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    I came to a conclusion:
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    I shall do everything in my power to prevent
    Orcland from acquiring your sperm!
[09:57] ---
    Huh?
[10:03] ---
    Once you and I have conceived a child
    who possesses your unrivaled strength...
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    I shall raise them, train them...
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    And harness their power to crush those
    Orcland pigs who made my life a living hell!
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    She's got more issues than
    I originally thought...
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    Something tells me I might've created a monster,
    one with a terrifying dark side...
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    And if nothing else,
    it means I get to stay by your side forever!
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    I promise to do my best to
    carry your child, Sir Peter!
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    I may not seem like much of an Orc...
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    But my reproductive abilities
    are on par with the best of them!
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    Let's enjoy each other's company, Sir Peter!
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    It started out as a simple crush
[11:04] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
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    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
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    This is my sincerest wish:
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    Stay with me, stay with me
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    So long time, by my side for all eternity
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    Beaten down by our daily struggles
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    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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    To be the umbrella that shields you
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    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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    That's good enough for me
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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    I could search the whole world over
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    And find no one like you
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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    No matter how much it may hurt,
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    I pledge my life to protecting you
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    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    Does your roommate Tim still
    like throwin' back the drinks?
[12:07] ---
    Man, I'd love to party
    with you guys sometime!
[12:08] ---
    Episode 7: Peter Grill and
    the Battle of the Fates