E12 - Peter Grill and the Warrior that Shouted Love

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    At last, the time has come...
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    C'mon, Spartokos...
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    Show 'em what you learned.
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    Go for a flawless victory!
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    A Seductress
    in Disguise
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    And for the love of God,
    get that woman far away from me...!
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    Begin!
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    Attaboy, Spartokos...
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    Thanks to our training...
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    They oughtta be on equal footing now
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    No, his skills are bound
    to have surpassed hers!
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    She's laughing...?
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    Why's Spartokos moving so slow...?!
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    N-No way...
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    Is she using her boobs to distract him?!
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    Spartokos!
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    Try as you might, you shall
    never defeat me in battle!
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    It was her boobs the whole time?!
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    What's the matter?
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    Sir Peter!
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    The match is over...
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    What'd you say?!
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    Huh?!
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    Boing! Boing! Boing!
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    Seriously...?
    Boing! Boing! Boing!
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    Winner: Big Sis!
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    Piece of cake, huh?
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    I call foul play!
    Piece of cake, huh?
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    Spartokos is a virgin!
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    Swinging those giant udders
    of yours around isn't fair!
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    I don't believe that this is a proper
    technique for a soldier!
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    A fight's a fight!
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    What's the big idea,
    insultin' us Ogres with your dumb accusations?!
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    Spartokos...
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    Your efforts to lead a life of total
    discipline cost you everything...
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    Unfortunately, it would seem that this, too,
    is the fate of the creature known as "man"...
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    You poor soul...!
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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
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    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
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    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
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    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
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    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
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    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
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    I suffocate under its weight
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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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    Full of regret and powerless to change,
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    I feel my heart being torn apart
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    on this night of endless shame and despair
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    Why can't I get my act together?
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    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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    Episode 12: Peter Grill and
    the Warrior that Shouted Love
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    Th-The duel...!
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    Bad news, my friend...
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    It cannot be...!
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    I have lost yet again...?!
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    Spartokos...
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    Even if he were to demand another rematch,
    I doubt the outcome would be any different.
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    His combat skills aren't the problem...
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    C-Come in!
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    E-Excuse me...
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    Is Spartokos-san awake yet?
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    Mitchie Peregrym!
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    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
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    Wait...
    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
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    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
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    Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
    Um, sorry for showing up out of the blue...
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    Come to think of it, the answer is obvious!
    I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
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    I, uh, didn't startle you, did I?
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    The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
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    Woman... Woman...
    The missing piece of Spartokos' puzzle...
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    Woman
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    Feeling comfortable around women!
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    Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
    Feeling comfortable around women!
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    Not at all! I apologize for such a pathetic display...
    That's all he needs!
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    Ahem!
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    Spartokos-kun, got a sec?
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    So, listen... What do you
    think of Mitchie-kun?
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    I-I'm afraid I don't understand...
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    Between you and me...
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    Mitchie's known for being a connoisseur
    of guys with huge, rippling muscles.
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    And with an enticing physique like yours,
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    I think it's safe to say that you'd
    have no problem winning her over...
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    Wha-?!
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    What are you implying?!
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    Let me be frank: You aren't
    able to beat Lisa...
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    ...because you're far too susceptible
    to the charms of the opposite sex!
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    Wha-?!
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    What did you just say?!
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    Your obsession with remaining abstinent
    for Lisa's sake is a disadvantage.
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    Your eyes wander across her body during battle,
    destroying your ability to concentrate!
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    That's why you need to build up
    more experience with women!
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    What exactly are you
    suggesting I do, Sir Peter?!
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    You would have me surrender my virginity
    to a woman other than Lady Lisa?!
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    I-I mean, think about it...
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    Whenever Mitchie was around...
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    Spending time with her gave you
    butterflies in your stomach, didn't it?
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    W-Well, I...!
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    Nevertheless, I-I have devoted
    my entire life to Lady Lisa!
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    I have sacrificed every
    waking moment for her!
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    Exactly!
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    That way of thinking isn't healthy!
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    You're depriving yourself of other possibilities because
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    you're way too focused on chasing after this one woman.
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    And that is connected
    directly to your weaknesses!
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    B-But...!
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    Spartokos-san!
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    Lady Mitchie?!
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    Nice!
    Lady Mitchie?!
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    Were you listening this whole time?!
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    You care deeply for Lisa-san,
    and I'm fully aware of that.
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    However...!
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    I, too... perhaps just as deeply...
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    ...feel the same way about you!
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    Lady Mitchie...
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    Sir Spartokos...
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    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
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    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
    Lady Mitchie...
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    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
    Sir Spartokos...
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    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
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    Looks like the walls surrounding that
    innocent heart of his were paper-thin.
    Lady Mitchie...
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    All he needed was a little push.
    Lady Mitchie...
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    All he needed was a little push.
    Sir Spartokos...
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    I have nothing left to teach you.
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    Fare thee well.
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    Lady Mitchie...
    Fare thee well.
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    S-Sir Peter...?
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    For some strange reason,
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    I feel as though a burden
    has been lifted from my shoulders.
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    Yup, you're a changed man.
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    Totally different than the
    person you were yesterday.
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    And that power coursing through your veins...
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    It should be more than enough
    to defeat Lisa Alpacas!
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    C'mon!
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    Let's go request another rematch right now!
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    Sir Peter...
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    I must admit, it was exactly as you said.
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    By pouring my time and effort into
    the pursuit of a particular woman,
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    I had lost sight of the
    path to true happiness.
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    What...?
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    Tokos~!
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    Oh, Mitchie!
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    Here, you forgot your lunch!
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    How thoughtful of you!
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    Eat this, and tonight you'll
    have more muscles, muscles!
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    Muscles, muscles!
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    Uh, hello...?
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    What about your rematch with Lisa...?
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    Oh, Lady Lisa?
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    Yeah, Lisa!
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    That's all water under the bridge now.
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    Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
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    Goddammit...!
    Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
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    Hey Tokos, you should join our Guild, too!
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    I suppose so...
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    The guy gave up as soon as he got a girlfriend!
    I suppose so...
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    The guy gave up as soon
    as he got a girlfriend!
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    I could've sworn everything was
    going according to plan...!
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    What a relief...
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    It would appear that he's finally
    found a suitable partner.
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    Lisa?!
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    Muscles!
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    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles!
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    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles?
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    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles, muscles!
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    Despite his sentimental nature,
    that man is the best our army has to offer.
    Muscles! Muscles!
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    Muscles! Muscles!
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    He's a top-notch soldier
    and a capable leader.
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    I expect that this situation will dispel
    any doubts and encourage success.
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    I owe you a debt of gratitude for your
    assistance with this matter, Peter Grill.
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    "The path to happiness..."
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    I couldn't have said it better myself.
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    Have you considered giving any thought to it?
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    Huh?
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    What does "true happiness" mean to you?
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    Marrying that naïve, oblivious Luvellia?
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    Getting stuck with that senile old
    Albatross as your father-in-law?
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    Be honest.
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    Is that what you'd call "true happiness"?
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    W-Well, I...
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    If you were serious about our relationship...
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    ...there's a possibility that you could
    become the king of an entire nation.
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    What'd she just say...?!
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    Think it over carefully.
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    Which path is it you seek?
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    Where does your true happiness lie?
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    "True happiness..."
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    Peter-kun!
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    That's right...
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    I already told myself that
    I'm done being indecisive!
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    Peter-kun!
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    Luvellia-senpai!
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    My mind is made up...
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    I know that this is my path to happiness!
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    Peter-kun!
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    Luvellia-senpai!
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    Where have you been?!
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    Please, you have to come with me!
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    It's the Goblins!
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    Huh?
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    N-No way...!
[09:33] ---
    The Goblin Invasion is finally upon us!
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    A feeding frenzy of despicable creatures called
    Goblins who devour every man in sight...!
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    We've already received numerous requests
    for backup from villages across the area!
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    A mass outbreak of Goblins...
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    If we don't nip this in the bud,
    the effects could be catastrophic.
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    I just hope we make it in time...
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    Look out, Luvellia-senpai!
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    I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
    outside of our Guild duties.
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    Just the two of us...
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    I'll protect you!
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    No matter what happens, I'll keep you safe!
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    Same here. I have faith in you!
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    When this mission is over,
    it's just you and me.
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    I can't wait to go on vacation together!
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    Agape!
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    Meet Agape Jr.!
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    91 points!
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    What is this, amateur hour?!
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    I knew it...
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    A woman admired by Sir Peter
    isn't to be trifled with!
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    Don't be silly.
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    Our record still stands at over 100 points!
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    Losing to Albatross' foolish
    daughter is NOT an option!
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    Peter Grill, regardless of which
    path you choose to take...
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    ...those precious juices
    of yours belong to me!
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    It started out as a simple crush
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    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
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    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
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    This is my sincerest wish:
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    Stay with me, stay with me
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    So long time, by my side for all eternity
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    Beaten down by our daily struggles
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    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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    To be the umbrella that shields you
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    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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    That's good enough for me
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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    I could search the whole world over
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    And find no one like you
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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    No matter how much it may hurt,
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    I pledge my life to protecting you
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    Dear Sir Peter Grill...
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    An Elite Squad of Hobgoblins
    "The Three Stars of Hell"
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    Looks like it's our turn next...!
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    Wait for me...
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    Big Brother.
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