E7 - Peter Grill and the Battle of the Fates

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    Go on, Sir Peter.
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    Please enjoy your meal!
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    I-It looks great...
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    Senpai...
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    Did you honestly sleep with that farm animal?
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    We came here for a dose of your meat sauce,
    only to discover this lowly pig...
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    And an insufferable Elf!
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    Don't make me laugh.
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    Peter Grill's giblet juices...
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    Belong to our great Elven race!
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    You don't say...?
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    And how shall we settle this?
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    A fight to the death, perhaps...
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    L-Ladies, please!
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    Don't kill each other 'cause of me...!
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    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
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    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
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    Doushiyoumonai shi datte datte muri datta shi
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    Konna hazu janai tte genjitsutouhi
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    Mata shinitakunaru konna jibun, iya
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    Fusagikonde uso o tsuite kizutsuita tte naite
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    Maigo no kanjou dakishimete nemuttemo
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    Koukai zenzen zenzen zenzen kienai!
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    Hitorikiri de kubi shimeai
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    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
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    Kanzen seijin ni nante nare yashinai
    itsumo risou ni zasetsu shite
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    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
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    Jibun semeru pose dake totte oyasui
    menzai nigirishimete amaeteru
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    Nanben shippai shite naori mo shinai
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    Hansei bakari de kawarenakute
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    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
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    Kokorogoroshi yarisugosu owaranai
    zange to yuuutsu no yoru
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    Kanzen na jibun ga dokonimo inai
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    Saitei na jibun shika mitsukaranai
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    Wowie, you're surprisingly weak, ain'tcha?
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    When you strip away their ability to use magic,
    Elves are quite the pathetic creatures.
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    Damned barbarians...!
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    Cut it out.
[02:40] ---
    Episode 7: Peter Grill and
    the Battle of the Fates
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    Ganging up on someone who can't defend
    themselves isn't very nice, y'know.
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    C'mon.
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    Are you alright?
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    Y-Yes...
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    I am unharmed...
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    Time out! What the hell is THAT about?!
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    We got dibs on Senpai
    'cause we saw him first!
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    We take priority over her!
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    Such an argument means nothing.
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    I have no doubt that you uncivilized Ogres...
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    Took advantage of this man's weaknesses
    and forced him to do your bidding!
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    Yeah, you're one to talk...
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    And who exactly is this Orc, anyway?!
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    I-I'm...
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    My name is Piglette and I joined
    the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild
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    as a personal assistant to Sir Peter!
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    If I'm understanding correctly,
    the four of us are here for the same reason.
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    We all wish to acquire Sir Peter's seed.
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    Peter Grill is the man whom
    I've chosen as my husband.
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    The idea of a dim-witted Orc such as yourself
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    defeating a member of the proud
    Elven race such as I is truly laughable.
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    I-I had no intention of hogging Sir Peter
    to myself from the start!
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    I-I'm perfectly content with
    being one of his mistresses!
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    Such a permissive attitude...
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    How does she maintain her composure...?
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    THOSE THINGS?!
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    She laughed!
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    Curse you...!
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    I'll teach you to laugh at
    the size of my chest...!
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    C-Calm down!
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    The little wretch had the
    audacity to laugh at me!
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    Piglette wasn't laughing at anyone just now.
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    Yes, she was!
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    Sounds like someone's kinda paranoid...
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    It appears that conflict
    is inevitable, after all.
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    She laughed at me!
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    Therefore, in the interest of establishing
    a hierarchy amongst ourselves...
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    we shall compete using our feminine wiles.
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    Fine with me!
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    I-In that case...
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    C-Count me in!
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    What? What?! WHAT?!
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    Somebody, please... Make it stop!
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    Agape!
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    This is Agape,
    a fairy with the ability to quantify male arousal.
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    N-No, not more sorcery...!
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    The rules are simple enough:
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    Whoever manages to cause the most excitement
    in Peter Grill's pants is the winner!
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    Very well!
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    Okie-dokie... We'll go first.
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    WHOA! SLOW DOWN, YOU TWO!
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    Now then...
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    What's the matter with me...?!
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    There's gotta be something in here...!
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    There's gotta be something in here...!
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    Uh, that's Tim's room...
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    Wh-What do you think?
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    (Kanojo wa taira na mune o motteimasu.)
    She has a flat chest.
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    Why do you refuse to get an
    erection in my presence?!
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    N-Now it's my turn...!
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    Piglette, your outfit...
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    Huh?
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    The ol' naked apron!
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    Survey says...!
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    But I... haven't done anything yet...
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    EVERY MAN'S DREAM!
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    -Oh, Sir Peter...!
    -It's not fair!
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    Why are her boobs so damn big?!
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    A formidable foe...
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    Boobs are off-limits!
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    Oh dear, how embarrassing for you!
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    Well, she's flatter than a pancake.
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    Take it easy, you two!
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    You mustn't tease her like that...
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    I'm begging you... Stop the madness...
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    Enough with the
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    T-Tim?!
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    Dude, help me out!
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    You gotta break up this fight!
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    Peter, if you wanna stop a fight...
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    Use this!
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    Booze?!
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    C'mon, ladies! Time for a drink!
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    Down the hatch!
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    One slice of pork, two slices of pork...
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    I'm sowwrie... I'm suh sowwrie!
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    This is a special ocassion!
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    We shall drink the night away!
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    Yea! Summore alcohols, pleez!
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    Cheers!
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    I've gotta admit, the alcohol
    helped lighten the mood...
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    But for some reason, I can't
    shake this bad feeling...
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    CALLED IT!
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    Come along, Peter Grill...
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    There's still plenty to go around.
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    N-No thanks, I'm good...
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    There's no need to be shy...
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    Sir Peter...
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    Please have some more to drink.
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    W-Wait... That's enough for
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    Summore, summore!
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    No...
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    KNOCK IT OFF!
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    I know exactly what you're trying to do!
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    Pump me full of alcohol and pressure me
    into your disgusting behavior, right?!
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    Too bad!
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    Luvellia-senpai and I are
    destined for one another!
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    And I...
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    For as long as I live...
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    I won't give in to temptation ever again!
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    He said the thing!
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    Huh?!
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    Huh?!
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    What's the rush?
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    Time and booze...
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    We've got plenty of both to spare.
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    Huh?
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    What happened last night...?
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    Oh no...
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    Did I... betray Luvellia-senpai again?!
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    H-Hey!
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    Nothing happened yesterday, right?!
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    Right?!
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    You were awfully enthusiastic last night...
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    Your arousal levels were off the charts.
    This is all that was left.
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    Agape-san...
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    My back feels like jelly!
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    I didn't expect such a vigorous workout...
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    You were incredible, Sir Peter...
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    From now on, in order to avoid
    this type of situation...
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    ...we must agree upon an
    official set of terms.
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    A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
    PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
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    Hajimari wa tada no koigokoro
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    Kizukeba yuiitsumuni no yoridokoro
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    Onaji toki kizami toshi o torou yo
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    Korekara wa onegai sa
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    Stay with me, stay with me
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    So long time tonari ni ite eikyuu ni
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    Tatakai no hibi ni tsukaretemo
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    Ikari no ame ni furaretemo
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    Nureteshimau naraba mayowazu
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    Ore ga kawari ni anata no kasa to naru
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    Samukunai yo tonari ni iru
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    Tada soredake de
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    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
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    Sono egao ni mata iyasareru
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    Sekaijuu sagashitemo
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    Kawari nante inai
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    Kimi wa boku no yoridokoro sa
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    Soko ni iru dake de mata mitasareru
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    Donna ni kizutsuitemo
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    Kono mi sasage mamoru kara
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    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
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    "Harmony is the greatest of virtues."
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    The mindset of treating everyone as equals is getting
    
[12:07] ---
    Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
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    more popular nowadays, don'tcha think?