E8 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty

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    Agape-san...
[00:06] ---
    Agape...!
    Given the circumstances...
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    Perhaps our best course of action is to draw up an
    official set of terms concerning Peter Grill's seed.
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    Indeed.
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    We must approach this situation
    in an efficient manner.
[00:17] ---
    Huh?
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    A TREATY REGARDING THE ALLOCATION OF
    PETER GRILL'S REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES
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    A-Are they about to strike
    a deal over my crotch?!
[00:39] ---
    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
[00:46] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
[00:52] ---
    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
[00:56] ---
    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
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    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
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    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
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    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
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    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
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    I suffocate under its weight
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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
[01:32] ---
    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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    Full of regret and powerless to change,
[01:39] ---
    I feel my heart being torn apart
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    on this night of endless shame and despair
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    Why can't I get my act together?
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    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
[02:03] ---
    'S-Scuse me...
[02:07] ---
    Can anyone hear me...?
[02:10] ---
    Using magic oughtta be banned!
[02:12] ---
    That impact play of yours
    is what ought to be banned!
[02:16] ---
    It stimulates the flow
    of Senpai's slam chowder!
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    Episode 8: Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty
[02:17] ---
    Uh...
    It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:18] ---
    It stimulates the flow
    of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:19] ---
    Ladies...?
    It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!
[02:19] ---
    Ladies...?
[02:19] ---
    Well, my magic can control
    the way he shoots his goo
[02:21] ---
    Hello...?!
    Well, my magic can control the way he shoots his goo
[02:21] ---
    Well, my magic can control
    the way he shoots his goo
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    M-more importantly...
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    I'd like to point out a major
    issue with this schedule.
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    It's biased in your favor!
[02:29] ---
    How observant of you.
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    It seems you're more than just a pair
    of walking boobs, after all...
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    Unlike that wimpy, long-eared
    freak over there!
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    Who're you calling "wimpy"?!
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    Hey...!
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    Then let's reassess the agreement and create
    a final draft once we've reached a consensus.
[02:45] ---
    Fine.
    Um, what about me...?
[02:45] ---
    Agreed.
    Um, what about me...?
[02:45] ---
    Roger!
    Um, what about me...?
[02:47] ---
    C'mon, are you listening?!
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    Don't I get a say?!
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    Am I invisible or something?!
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    Gimme a damn break, would you?!
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    The terms introduced by a unilateral
    interspecies treaty were enforced thereafter.
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    In accordance with the treaty,
    Peter Grill carried out his usual,
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    rigorous duties on a daily basis.
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    Until...
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    ...the first day of rest following the
    treaty's enactment had finally arrived.
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    What's up, Peter?
[03:26] ---
    You're in a good mood,
    gettin' all decked out...
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    Why, I'm glad you asked, Tim!
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    Today is a rest day, as
    established by the treaty.
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    I'm going to revel in my freedom and spend
    some quality time with Luvellia-senpai...!
[03:42] ---
    I'm well aware of your situation.
[03:45] ---
    A long-overdue date... Have fun, dude.
[03:57] ---
    Hello, Peter-kun.
[03:59] ---
    I hope...
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    ...you weren't waiting for too long.
[04:06] ---
    Is something the matter?
[04:08] ---
    N-No, it's just...
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    You look even more beautiful than usual.
    I couldn't help but stare...
[04:14] ---
    As the old saying goes, "Flattery
    will get you nowhere."
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    Shall we?
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    I'm in heaven...
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    When I'm with Luvellia-senpai,
    I feel at peace...
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    The food here is exquisite, isn't it?
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    As long as you like it,
    that's all that matters.
[04:57] ---
    Some of the guys down at the
    Guild rave about this place.
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    I apologize for dragging you along
    on my shopping trip, Peter-kun.
[05:06] ---
    Oh, don't mention it.
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    I had a great time today.
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    To our future.
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    May it be bright.
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    Your hand...
[05:25] ---
    You still have a scar.
[05:27] ---
    How shameful of me...
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    Carelessly leaving a mark on the world's
    strongest warrior like that...
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    This scar is a badge of honor.
[05:39] ---
    And it's the reason why I get to spend this type
    of quality time with my beloved senpai.
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    But you used to despise
    me back then, didn't you?
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    Don't tease me like that, Senpai.
[05:54] ---
    I wish this moment would last forever...
[06:01] ---
    No way!
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    Is that you over there, Senpai?!
[06:06] ---
    What a coinkydink!
[06:08] ---
    Is this a joke?!
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    What the hell is she doing here...?!
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    Are you on a date, Senpai?
[06:15] ---
    W-Well...
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    What do you want?
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    Today's a rest day, right...?
[06:22] ---
    The heck are you talkin' about, Senpai?!
[06:25] ---
    Now's the perfect time to get
    a jump on those other guys.
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    That way, I get to hog your
    hog all to myself, y'know?!
[06:31] ---
    Listen here, you...!
[06:33] ---
    Isn't the whole point of a contract
    to obey the damn thing?!
[06:37] ---
    W-Wait... Senpai!
[06:42] ---
    You and this young Ogre seem to have become
    quite close friends lately, Peter-kun.
[06:47] ---
    Th-That's right!
[06:48] ---
    She asked for my help with combat training.
[06:50] ---
    It's been a real hands-on process...
[06:52] ---
    Oh?
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    You're kiddin', right?
[06:54] ---
    The only hand involved in that process
    is mine wrapped around your
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    You're comin' with me!
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    Please excuse us for a
    moment, Luvellia-senpai.
[07:02] ---
    Sure...
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    C'mon, cut me some slack!
[07:05] ---
    This date is a big deal.
    Don't blow it for me!
[07:08] ---
    Then how's about we start off with a quickie?
    That'll keep me happy for a while!
[07:12] ---
    Don't say "start off with"
    like it's an appetizer!
[07:16] ---
    A-Although...
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    If she keeps hanging around,
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    the short time I have left with
    Luvellia-senpai will go to waste...
[07:24] ---
    WOW!
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    Senpai...!
[07:28] ---
    A-And once again...
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    See ya!
[07:31] ---
    I've committed yet another
    heinous act of betrayal...
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    I'd better hurry back before
    she gets suspicious...!
[07:40] ---
    You got this!
[07:42] ---
    Luvellia-senpai!
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    OF COURSE SHE'S HERE, TOO!
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    For today, let's start off
    with something quick and easy.
[07:53] ---
    What about my rest day...?!
[07:58] ---
    A rest day is the perfect time to get
    a jump on those other guys!
[08:02] ---
    A rest day is perfect.
[08:04] ---
    The others won't interrupt us.
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    *Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter
    Grill is assumed to be largely non-existent.
[08:12] ---
    It seems you and this Elf have grown quite
    close with each other lately, Peter-kun.
[08:16] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[08:18] ---
    Fate has a twisted sense of humor...
[08:22] ---
    Bye for now!
[08:23] ---
    O-Okay...
[08:25] ---
    I somehow convinced her to leave...
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    Luvellia-senpai!
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    GODDAMMIT!
[08:33] ---
    S-Sir?!
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    I-It's no use...
[08:37] ---
    They're a total disaster...!
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    NONE of them have any intention
    of following the rules...!
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    Peter Grill!
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    You are far too concerned
    with the pursuit of strength!
[09:06] ---
    Settling for second best isn't the
    right attitude for a captain!
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    D-Damn it...!
[09:17] ---
    Look out, Captain!
[09:25] ---
    I'm just glad you're safe...
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    Luvellia-senpai...
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    Peter-kun...
[09:37] ---
    Perhaps I've had too much wine...
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    I had a wonderful time today, Peter-kun.
[09:46] ---
    I'm sorry for letting them ruin our date...
[09:50] ---
    Not at all.
[09:51] ---
    As the world's strongest warrior,
    your popularity is only natural.
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    N-Nah...
[10:01] ---
    Well, I must bid you good night.
[10:03] ---
    Father tends to make a fuss
    when I return home late.
[10:07] ---
    O-Of course.
[10:08] ---
    Y-You're right...
[10:10] ---
    The Guildmaster can be...
    kind of a worrywart.
[10:16] ---
    I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
    outside of our Guild duties.
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    Just the two of us...
[10:22] ---
    Somewhere calm and relaxing...
[10:24] ---
    Th-That sounds nice...
[10:31] ---
    Should I... stop her?
[10:33] ---
    Letting her leave with this
    awkwardness between us...
[10:40] ---
    Luvellia-senpai...!
[10:45] ---
    Sir Peter!
[10:47] ---
    Nut butter...!
[10:51] ---
    If something doesn't change...
[10:53] ---
    I'm not sure how much longer I'll be
    able to endure their torture
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    and still manage to protect my
    relationship with Luvellia-senpai...!
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    It started out as a simple crush
[11:03] ---
    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
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    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
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    This is my sincerest wish:
[11:12] ---
    Stay with me, stay with me
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    So long time, by my side for all eternity
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    Beaten down by our daily struggles
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    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
[11:24] ---
    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
[11:26] ---
    To be the umbrella that shields you
[11:29] ---
    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
[11:32] ---
    That's good enough for me
[11:34] ---
    You're my rock, my strength
[11:37] ---
    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
[11:41] ---
    I could search the whole world over
[11:43] ---
    And find no one like you
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    You're my rock, my strength
[11:49] ---
    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
[11:52] ---
    No matter how much it may hurt,
[11:55] ---
    I pledge my life to protecting you
[12:01] ---
    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
[12:03] ---
    I received a letter from
    Luvellia-san the other day...
[12:08] ---
    Episode 9: Peter Grill and
    the Treaty's Aftermath
[12:08] ---
    Did something happen?