E10 - Peter Grill and the Angry Megaton Axe

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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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    Back against the wall... I
    mean, how could I resist?
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    "This wasn't supposed to
    happen," I keep denying
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    I wish I could just disappear...
    I can't stand myself
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    Moping around, spouting lies,
    grieving a broken heart
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    I hold on desperately to these
    feelings and shut my eyes
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    So why does this stupid
    guilt refuse to go away?!
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    I suffocate under its weight
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    The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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    Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
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    I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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    clinging selfishly to
    the hope for forgiveness
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    Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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    Full of regret and powerless to change,
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    I feel my heart being torn apart
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    on this night of endless shame and despair
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    Why can't I get my act together?
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    Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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    Episode 10: Peter Grill
    and the Angry Megaton Axe
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    Explain yourself!
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    Is something wrong?
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    Tell me the truth...
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    Are the two of you members
    of the royal family?!
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    Y-You're kidding, right...?
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    A few months ago,
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    two warriors came waltzing
    into the Guild outta nowhere...
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    A-And now you're telling
    me that they're royalty?!
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    F-For the love of God, say something...!
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    Where on earth did you hear such a thing?
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    Don't answer my question
    with another question!
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    I'm the one in charge of this interrogation!
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    Oh dear...
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    I can't very well lie about
    something like this...
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    Th-Then...?
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    Yes, you speak the truth.
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    I, Lisa Alpacas...
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    acknowledge my position as the crown princess
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    of Ogrestan and heir apparent to the throne!
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    Excuse me.
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    Is this the reception desk for the
    Yakeppachi Warriors Guild?
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    Yes...
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    Wh-What breathtaking pecs...!
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    How dreamy...!
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    My name is Antonio Spartokos.
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    I would like to submit an inquiry regarding
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    Uh... Hello?
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    Heya, Mitchie!
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    You got any work for us today?
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    L-Lady Mimi?!
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    Spartokos!
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    I barely recognized you!
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    Th-This is serious, you know!
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    If I were to get the princess
    of a foreign country pregnant,
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    it'd cause an international
    disaster of epic proportions!
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    Your concern is unnecessary.
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    I give you my word that my identity
    shall pose no risk to you whatsoever.
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    What...?!
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    All I desire is your creamy
    goodness, nothing more.
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    Should I become pregnant with
    a child of unmatched strength...
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    I shall promptly disappear from your sight.
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    Thereafter...
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    I shall never disclose
    the name of the father.
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    Now then...
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    In the interest of increasing our chances,
    how about we put a little more bump into our grind?
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    According to Lady Mimi, Lady
    Lisa ought to be here...
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    'Twas a long and arduous journey...
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    It's been three years since the day
    that they suddenly vanished,
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    setting out on a mission to hone their
    skills and leaving behind naught but a note...
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    However, over the course
    of those three years,
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    my feelings have not
    wavered in the slightest!
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    G-Get off of me...
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    My mind is made up!
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    Luvellia-senpai and I...
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    Excuse me.
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    Enough with that nonsense.
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    That voice...!
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    Even now, the heart of Spartokos
    belongs only to Lady Lisa!
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    LADY LISA...!
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    Huh?!
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    Hey!
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    W-Wait...
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    Y-You're the guy from...
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    YOU BASTARD...!
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    The hell?!
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    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LADY LISA?!
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    You destroyed my room!
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    Now I'll never get my security deposit back!
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    SAVE YOUR EXCUSES!
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    It's not much of a weapon, but...
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    I'll have to make do!
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    If I don't fight back, he's gonna kill me!
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    You fiend!
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    Lady Lisa was almost certainly
    not the woman you named as your lover!
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    And yet...
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    YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON HER?!
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    I can't reason with him!
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    Besides...
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    No matter how closely I follow his movements,
    there's only so much a banana can take...!
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    Hold it right there!
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    In the name of Lisa Alpacas,
    Crown Princess of Ogrestan, I hereby command you:
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    Cease this senseless violence immediately!
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    Spartokos!
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    The amount of pure hatred emanating
    from this man is insane...
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    Lemme get this straight...
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    This Ogre is an old friend of yours...?
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    He's had a crush on Big
    Sis since we were kids.
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    Been chasin' her our whole lives!
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    You have blossomed into a
    beautiful woman, Lady Lisa.
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    I'm assuming there's a reason that you traveled
    out of your way to a place such as this...
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    Please, I beg of you!
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    Put a swift end to your mission
    and return to our homeland!
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    I am not the only one...
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    Our armies are struggling with
    the absense of their leader!
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    At this rate, even the most loyal
    of Ogrestan's soldiers shall...!
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    Raise your head, Spartokos.
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    The suffering of our soldiers
    weighs heavily on my heart.
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    However, I cannot afford to return just yet.
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    B-But why not?!
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    In the end, my three-year quest for
    adventure led me to this land...
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    And to this man.
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    I have selected Peter Grill...
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    The strongest warrior on the planet,
    as the official "donor"!
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    Our destiny as a species is to strive for
    a generation more powerful than the last.
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    It is especially important given my
    future as the leader of Ogrestan.
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    Therefore, I am determined not
    to return to our motherland
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    until I carry the world's
    strongest child inside of me!
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    Why...?
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    Why, Lady Lisa?!
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    I, Spartokos, have admired
    you since our tender youth!
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    Day after day, I devoted myself to
    training in the art of combat
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    so as to become a man
    worthy of your affection
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    The reason is simple.
    so as to become a man worthy of your affection
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    The reason is simple.
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    An Ogre like you...
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    Totally out of the question!
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    Is exceedingly weaker than one such as I!
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    Damn, that's brutal...
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    Such was the root of the problem...
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    Had there been a single man in Ogrestan
    strong enough to meet my standards,
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    I would not have needed
    to embark on a journey.
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    If you do indeed care
    about me, then I urge you:
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    Prove your worth as a
    progenitor of our species...
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    Spartokos!
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    You speak the truth...
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    The Spartokos I left behind in our
    homeland led a life of incompetence,
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    unable to surpass your strength...
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    However...!
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    In order to become a man
    worthy of your affection,
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    I have devoted the past three years to an
    even more difficult training regimen,
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    and I stand before you
    having refined my combat prowess!
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    Now is the time to demonstrate
    the fruits of my labor!
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    Peter Grill!
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    Huh?
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    For the honor of standing
    at Lady Lisa's side...
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    I challenge you to a duel!
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    Wha...?
    I challenge you to a duel!
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    Apparently someone challenged that dude who
    won the Grand Fighting Tournament to a duel!
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    I heard this whole thing
    started because of a woman...
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    But, if memory serves, doesn't
    Peter Grill have a fiancee?
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    They say that the challenger has a
    personal stake in this duel...
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    I get it, "Defeat the strongest man alive,
    become famous, and propose to the girl," right?
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    Which means Sir Peter agreed
    to this fight despite
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    the fact that there's
    nothing in it for him...
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    Fantastic...
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    Even if I win the match, it's
    not gonna change anything...
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    Wait a minute...!
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    If I were to end up losing,
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    Spartokos-kun would take
    Lisa back home to their country...
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    Which would leave one less obstacle in the way
    of my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...
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    That's it...
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    All I gotta do is throw the match...!
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    It started out as a simple crush
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    Suddenly, you were my
    biggest source of strength
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    Till death do us part,
    let's grow old together
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    This is my sincerest wish:
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    Stay with me, stay with me
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    So long time, by my side for all eternity
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    Beaten down by our daily struggles
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    Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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    If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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    To be the umbrella that shields you
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    It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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    That's good enough for me
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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    I could search the whole world over
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    And find no one like you
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    You're my rock, my strength
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    Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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    No matter how much it may hurt,
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    I pledge my life to protecting you
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    Dear Sir Peter Grill,
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    Since you're the world's strongest warrior,
    
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    challengers are gonna start
    comin' outta the woodwork.
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    Episode 11: Peter Grill and Dueling Manners
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    Show 'em what you're made of!