# E2 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2430W96/peter-grill-and-the-future-father-in-law)
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
**[00:14] ---**
Dug myself into a hole with no way out
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Back against the wall... I
mean, how could I resist?
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"This wasn't supposed to
happen," I keep denying
**[00:27] ---**
I wish I could just disappear...
I can't stand myself
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Moping around, spouting lies,
grieving a broken heart
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I hold on desperately to these
feelings and shut my eyes
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So why does this stupid
guilt refuse to go away?!
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I suffocate under its weight
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The chance to be a hero is long gone...
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Always discouraged by my weaknesses,
**[00:54] ---**
I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,
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clinging selfishly to
the hope for forgiveness
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Dug myself into a hole with no way out...
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Full of regret and powerless to change,
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I feel my heart being torn apart
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on this night of endless shame and despair
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Why can't I get my act together?
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Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...
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I know that voice...!
**[01:35] ---**
Luvellia-senpai...
**[01:37] ---**
Wha?
**[01:43] ---**
Perfect!
**[01:44] ---**
Lay low in here for a while.
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What is the MEANING of this?!
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Yeah!
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Is this how you treat people
after gettin' your pickle licked?!
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Keep your mouth shut, I'm BEGGING you!
**[01:52] ---**
Senpai...!
**[01:56] ---**
Episode 2: Peter Grill and
the Future Father-in-Law
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Good morning, Luvellia-senpai...
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Peter-kun!
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Wait... Wh-what's wrong?!
**[02:09] ---**
You're sweating up a storm!
**[02:11] ---**
A-about that...
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TRAINING!
**[02:15] ---**
Yup, I was in the middle
of my training routine!
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Oh...?
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I'd expect nothing less.
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Maintaining a strict regimen
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rather than allowing
your accomplishments to inflate your ego...
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This is exactly why you are suited
to become my husband.
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Luvellia-senpai...?
**[02:36] ---**
There's a reason I've come to see you.
**[02:38] ---**
When we return to Guild Headquarters today...
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I plan on informing my
father of our engagement.
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You'll lend me your support, won't you?
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O-of course!
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After all, you're the only
woman I've got eyes for!
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That's right...
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I entered the tournament for a chance
to earn her hand in marriage.
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Getting the green light from the Guildmaster
would be a perfect ending to our story...!
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Denied.
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But Father...!
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You were so enthusiastic
about the idea of the
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Grand Fighting Tournament Champion
becoming your son-in-law!
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Peter Grill...
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Attempting to deceive my daughter, are you?!
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YOUR DEATH SHALL BE SWIFT!
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Father!
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If you cannot accept the
reality of our relationship,
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I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!
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Ridiculous...!
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A life without my precious Luvellia...?!
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I have come to this
decision of my own accord.
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He's done for...
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Given the circumstances,
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it appears I've been left with no choice
but to grant you my blessing...
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Mark my words, Peter Grill...
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You will RUE this day!
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You impudent, conniving...!
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Let it be known:
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The Guild hereby recognizes the engagement
between Peter Grill and Lady Luvellia!
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Make preparations for a feast in their honor,
and to celebrate our triumph in the tournament!
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Honestly, I'm surprised you managed
to convince the Guildmaster...
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To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous.
**[04:27] ---**
You've seen for yourself how
ruthless my father can be.
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But...
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Perhaps it was my faith in you that gave
me the strength to confront him.
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Luvellia-senpai...
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The fact that she trusts me so deeply...
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The guilt is eating me alive...
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If word got out about my
fling with the Ogre sisters,
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the Guildmaster would wring my neck...
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And if Luvellia-senpai somehow found out...!
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Oh, Senpai!
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It's kinda late, but we wanna sincerely congratulate
you on goin' public with your engagement!
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Rest assured, we shall cheer
you on from the sidelines.
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You guys...
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I get it...
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They must've had a change of heart...
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On that note, Senpai...
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I was hopin' to get a big ol' batch
of baby batter again tonight...
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Y'mind if we bump uglies right here?
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WHO IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T MIND?!
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Look... You heard the news, right?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm officially engaged
to Luvellia-senpai now...
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This poses no risk to our objective.
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We merely wish to conceive a child
with the world's strongest warrior.
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A relationship born of convenience and
devoid of affection is more than adequate.
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They're insane...!
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Oopsie!
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Let's make a deal, Peter Grill...
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We promise never to disclose
this little arrangement of ours.
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In return, you shall continue to
supply us with your sweet seed
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until we've sucessfully become
pregnant... at the least!
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Those footsteps...
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Luvellia-senpai?!
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There's no time to put on pants!
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What's my next move...?!
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Over there!
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Just a little farther...!
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Peter-kun?
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S-Senpai!
**[06:49] ---**
That sure was quick...
**[06:50] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:52] ---**
My father was having another
one of his outbursts.
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When the Guildmaster gets angry,
you're just about the only one who can calm him down.
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Peter Grill...
**[07:08] ---**
I wish to speak with Luvellia.
Lend me your seat, won't you?
**[07:13] ---**
W-well, I...
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Dammit!
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I was totally unprepared for
something like this to happen...
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Giving up my seat is the obvious answer.
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HOWEVER...!
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They'd catch sight of the
naked Ogre sisters...
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And besides...
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Everyone would realize that my junk's been
flappin' in the wind this whole time...!
**[07:35] ---**
Father! I shall accompany
you somewhere private...
**[07:37] ---**
Nonsense! Stay right where you are.
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Perhaps you didn't hear me, Peter-kun...
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Wh-what now...?!
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What am I supposed to do?!
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There's gotta be some
way out of this, right?!
**[07:53] ---**
Th-that...
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I cannot do!
**[07:56] ---**
Oh...?
**[07:57] ---**
Run that by me again.
**[08:00] ---**
Did you just refuse an order?
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I have no intention of giving up
my place at Senpai's side...
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Consider this proof of my commitment to her!
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P-Peter-kun?!
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Insolent brat!
**[08:17] ---**
Trying to sway my darling Luvellia
with your empty words again, are you?!
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A-am I busted?!
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Father...!
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Guess what, Papa?
**[08:30] ---**
When I get bigger, I'm gonna be your wife!
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If you cannot accept our relationship,
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I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!
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How loathsome!
**[08:45] ---**
I require more alcohol to
endure this wretched party...
**[08:47] ---**
D-did he take the bait...?
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Peter-kun.
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Thank you...
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I've never had anyone stand up to
my father like that before.
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Luvellia-senpai...
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This merely reinforces my belief that you're the
only man fit to become my husband.
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R-Right!
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I feel the same way...
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Boop!
**[09:18] ---**
What's the matter, Peter-kun?
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You're the only one for
me, Luvellia-senpai...
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Father's lost his temper again...!
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My apologies, Peter-kun.
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I have to go!
**[09:32] ---**
O-of course.
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Be careful!
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That was close...!
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Peekaboo!
**[09:41] ---**
It looks like that pesky
distraction is finally gone...
**[09:44] ---**
H-hey! Quit stickin' your
head out of my crotch!
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Now then, let us continue.
**[09:48] ---**
C'mon...
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You heard what I said back there, right?
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Luvellia-senpai is the one
and only woman I love!
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You're crazy if you think I'll make
another mistake with the two of you!
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Oh...?
**[09:58] ---**
You might claim to have an iron will,
but your downstairs brain suggests otherwise.
**[10:02] ---**
N-no!
**[10:03] ---**
A physiological response like
this has nothing to do with
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How long 'til you start
singin' a different tune?
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I can't wait to find out... Senpai.
**[10:30] ---**
Luvellia-senpai has faith
in me, of all people...
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And yet...
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I made the same damn mistake...!
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Why are people only capable of rational
thought AFTER they've already screwed up...?
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It started out as a simple crush
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Suddenly, you were my
biggest source of strength
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Till death do us part,
let's grow old together
**[11:00] ---**
This is my sincerest wish:
**[11:04] ---**
Stay with me, stay with me
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So long time, by my side for all eternity
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Beaten down by our daily struggles
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Or soaked by a storm of rage;
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If you get drenched, I won't hesitate
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To be the umbrella that shields you
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It's not so cold... I'm by your side
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That's good enough for me
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You're my rock, my strength
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That smile of yours puts my soul at ease
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I could search the whole world over
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And find no one like you
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You're my rock, my strength
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Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy
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No matter how much it may hurt,
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I pledge my life to protecting you
**[11:56] ---**
I found you... Peter Grill.
**[12:01] ---**
Dear Sir Peter Grill,
**[12:03] ---**
Congrats on going public
with your engagement!
**[12:06] ---**
Luvellia-san, too.
**[12:07] ---**
Episode 3: Peter Grill and
Relationships with Elves
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She must be happy as a
clam right about now, eh?