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E20 - My name is Beauty Thief!

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    Extreme ups and downs have always been
    a part of the food industry,

[00:16] ---
    Mona's still not home...
[00:17] ---
    but of them all, some have a cynical view
    over Okumura Foods' recent rapid growth.

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    With a reduction in personnel expenses,
    the company has maintained high revenue.

[00:25] ---
    Some have labeled it as a so-called "sweatshop."
[00:27] ---
    Mona said he was going to
    take on Okumura alone.
[00:28] ---
    True.
[00:29] ---
    He can be capable when he wants to be.
[00:30] ---
    We should go to Okumura's Palace.
[00:31] ---
    And so this program has contacted the
    company's public relations department...

[00:31] ---
    Let's gather everyone.
[00:34] ---
    Warning! Warning!
[00:36] ---
    Two intruders! Be on guard.
[00:40] ---
    Unable to capture.
[00:42] ---
    Requesting instructions.
    Requesting instructions.
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    OKUMURA FOODS
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    It's huge!
[02:19] ---
    It is the headquarters of
    a large corporation, after all.
[02:21] ---
    We should be ready for
    possible major resistance.
[02:25] ---
    Sheesh! That cat's more trouble
    than he's worth!
[02:27] ---
    It's not like we have that much
    time on our hands as Phantom Thieves...
[02:31] ---
    Though you're worried about him, after all.
[02:34] ---
    I ain't worried!
[02:35] ---
    Futaba.
[02:37] ---
    You said you found the Palace keywords, right?
[02:40] ---
    Sure, I got it.
[02:42] ---
    I used custom tools to sift through a ton of data
    and then gathered info only on Okumura.
[02:49] ---
    The keywords derived from the analysis are...
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    "Corporate HQ" and "outer space."
[02:56] ---
    Huh? The hell?
[02:58] ---
    That company owns Big Bang Burger, right?
    "Big Bang" is space lingo.
[03:02] ---
    Well, not necessarily...
[03:05] ---
    So the concept behind the store-branch name
    came from the CEO himself.
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    Outer space, eh? How exciting.
[03:13] ---
    We better be able to breathe
    once we get in there.
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    "Kunikazu Okumura", "corporate HQ"
    and "outer space", right?
[03:26] ---
    Whoa!
[03:28] ---
    I wish I had brought my sketchbook.
[03:32] ---
    For now, it seems like there's air.
[03:34] ---
    Well? Do you think you can track Mona down?
[03:37] ---
    No, I can't search in here.
[03:40] ---
    Shall we do a thorough search?
[03:46] ---
    What's this? There's tons of 'em.
[03:55] ---
    The Big Bang Burger logo?
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    They're saying something...
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    "You must adhere to your shifts.
    If you don't like it, you can quit.
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    However, you will not be compensated."
[04:06] ---
    In other words, that's how
    Okumura views his employees.
[04:11] ---
    He thinks his employees are robots?!
[04:20] ---
    If they become out of order,
    they're disposed of immediately.
[04:23] ---
    If they're treated like this in reality,
    then the company truly is exploiting them.
[04:27] ---
    Like the rumors say.
[04:28] ---
    That aside, our focus here is Mona, right?
[04:31] ---
    Let's check elsewhere.
[04:34] ---
    AUTHENTICATION FAILED
[04:35] ---
    Authentication error.
[04:36] ---
    The hell's up with this?!
[04:38] ---
    Performing biometric authentication.
[04:40] ---
    Looks like we can't get in
    unless we're registered.
[04:44] ---
    We're just getting started!
[04:50] ---
    You can't force that thing open.
[04:53] ---
    We've hit a blockade quite early this time.
[04:55] ---
    We'll just have to manipulate his cognition.
[04:59] ---
    Halt, vigilante!
[05:05] ---
    A black mask?!
[05:08] ---
    Is she responsible for the mental shutdowns?
[05:10] ---
    That's...
[05:12] ---
    Who are you?
[05:15] ---
    This is what you get! Dummies!
[05:18] ---
    Mona!
[05:19] ---
    You're okay!
[05:20] ---
    Long time no see, Panther.
[05:23] ---
    If you came for the Treasure, you should
    just go home with your tail between your legs.
[05:27] ---
    Actually, we were looking for you–
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    The Treasure will be taken by me and this...
[05:39] ---
    This Beauty Thief!
[05:43] ---
    My name is Beauty Thief!
[05:45] ---
    She really called herself that?
[05:47] ---
    She eliminated all tension.
[05:50] ---
    We will take the Treasure!
[05:53] ---
    He just said that.
[05:56] ---
    Y-You are not qualified to be phantom thieves!
[05:59] ---
    Understand?! A true phantom thief is...
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    Tell 'em, Beauty Thief!
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    You! What do you think it means?
[06:14] ---
    One who helps the weak
    and crushes the strong.
[06:17] ---
    That's right! Exactly!
[06:20] ---
    Enough with the idle chitchat!
[06:22] ---
    You started it.
[06:23] ---
    She's got a screw loose.
[06:25] ---
    Wait! She'll get it right!
[06:27] ---
    Hey, say it.
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    You!
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    Learn to take a hint!
[06:34] ---
    Huh?
[06:36] ---
    And you! You're very vulgar,
    and very stupid!
[06:39] ---
    You're... Um...
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    Take a hint?
[06:43] ---
    What was it again?
[06:47] ---
    We practiced so many times!
[06:51] ---
    We will take the Treasure!
[06:53] ---
    That's twice!
[06:55] ---
    What's up with these two?
[06:56] ---
    Shut up! We don't have time to chat!
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    Don't bother, it won't open–
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    AUTHENTICATION SUCCESS
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    Authenticated.
[07:10] ---
    Don't underestimate us.
[07:13] ---
    Behind you!
[07:20] ---
    Here they come!
[07:23] ---
    Don't just stand there! Run!
[07:28] ---
    Mona!
[07:29] ---
    We should go too!
[07:36] ---
    Jeez. That furball, Mona.
[07:40] ---
    Did Mona betray us?
[07:45] ---
    I don't think so.
[07:47] ---
    Me either...
[07:50] ---
    The question is, who was that with Morgana?
[07:52] ---
    The Beauty Thief, huh?
[07:54] ---
    She was authenticated or whatever
    by that door, right?
[07:59] ---
    How?
[08:00] ---
    I don't know.
    And I have no idea who she is.
[08:03] ---
    Who the hell is she?!
[08:07] ---
    Um...
[08:09] ---
    Actually, I have a pretty good idea.
[08:20] ---
    Haru Okumura.
[08:23] ---
    You were one of the chaperones
    for the school trip too, right?
[08:27] ---
    I had no idea you were the daughter
    of the CEO of Okumura Foods.
[08:31] ---
    Did you want something?
[08:34] ---
    We want you to tell us why you
    went to a Palace with Morgana.
[08:41] ---
    I'm impressed.
    You figured it out in just a day.
[08:44] ---
    You really are Phantom Thieves.
[08:47] ---
    Why did you become a phantom thief?
[08:49] ---
    That Palace is your father's, isn't it?
[08:55] ---
    My father is highly regarded as a manager,
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    but people are saying things
    about him on the news,
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    so I wanted to find out the truth.
[09:06] ---
    Why were you with Morgana?
[09:08] ---
    It was pure coincidence.
[09:11] ---
    I found a lonely-looking cat...
[09:14] ---
    And when I followed him...
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    I ended up in another world.
[09:22] ---
    Mona-chan took my problem seriously.
[09:26] ---
    And he said, "If you want to know what
    your father really thinks, I have a way."
[09:31] ---
    That "way" was becoming
    a phantom thief, huh?
[09:34] ---
    I just want to make sure.
[09:37] ---
    About whether Father is truly the person
    the world makes him out to be.
[09:42] ---
    Then I think we can help you.
[09:46] ---
    We were makin' our move
    'cause we thought Okumura Foods was fishy.
[09:50] ---
    So...
[09:51] ---
    Will you change Father's heart?
[09:53] ---
    For the sake of justice?
    Or to become more famous?
[09:58] ---
    O-Of course it's for the sake of justice!
[10:00] ---
    But you can't help Mona-chan, can you?
[10:05] ---
    What do the Phantom Thieves
    really want to do?
[10:13] ---
    I'm going with Mona.
[10:15] ---
    I don't need your help.
[10:18] ---
    And I'm sorry I can't help you.
[10:24] ---
    It'll be fine. I'll handle the media.
[10:28] ---
    So with the next election, please...
[10:30] ---
    I'm home.
[10:32] ---
    Right. Goodbye.
[10:35] ---
    Right when I finally get
    a foothold into politics...
[10:41] ---
    You're home?
[10:42] ---
    Yes.
[10:43] ---
    Are things going well between
    you and Sugimura's son?
[10:48] ---
    Yes.
[10:49] ---
    Your relationship will eventually become a necessary
    connection for this company... or rather, for me.
[10:57] ---
    I'll do the best I can.
[11:13] ---
    Let's do our best together, Mona-chan.
[11:17] ---
    Kunikazu Okumura?
[11:20] ---
    Of Okumura Foods?
[11:25] ---
    Apparently, he's really ambitious.
[11:27] ---
    I hear he's making a foray into politics, too.
[11:30] ---
    Maybe he's just getting cocky
    after his company's going gangbusters.
[11:37] ---
    Sheesh! People gotta learn
    to curb their greed!
[11:40] ---
    You can't trust politicians these days, either.
[11:43] ---
    Between the psychotic-breakdowns and scandals,
    nobody's stepping up to take responsibility.
[11:48] ---
    Actually...
[11:50] ---
    There could be an election.
[11:53] ---
    Guess it doesn't ring any bells
    with a high schooler.
[11:56] ---
    If the Phantom Thieves fight for justice,
    where the hell are they?
[12:00] ---
    Lala-chan, one more!
[12:03] ---
    For him, too.
[12:04] ---
    No, I've had enough water.
[12:06] ---
    What? You don't listen to older girls?!
[12:12] ---
    Excuse me!
[12:15] ---
    We've met before, haven't we?
[12:20] ---
    How have you been since then?
[12:23] ---
    It's complicated... Well, I'm fine.
[12:26] ---
    Have you lost something important to you?
[12:32] ---
    It's all right. I'm certain you'll find it again.
[12:36] ---
    That's what your fate says.
[12:38] ---
    Fate is a cog.
[12:40] ---
    If you make a move,
    your fate will move, as well.
[12:44] ---
    True...
[12:46] ---
    But there is a way to make
    your fate even luckier.
[12:51] ---
    Ta-daaa!
[12:52] ---
    With this holy stone!
[12:55] ---
    And for a mere 100,000 yen, you too can–
[12:58] ---
    Huh?
[13:00] ---
    The Phan-Site is on fire!
[13:02] ---
    There are tons of thank you's
    for satisfied requests.
[13:06] ---
    Someone besides us is going to Mementos?
[13:09] ---
    It has to be Morgana and Haru, right?
[13:13] ---
    Yeah.
[13:14] ---
    Should we wait for them here?
[13:15] ---
    I think we're gonna be in for a long wait.
[13:23] ---
    They haven't come.
[13:25] ---
    Maybe they're not comin' today at all.
[13:27] ---
    You guys!
[13:31] ---
    Do you have business with us?
[13:33] ---
    Have you been fulfilling Phan-Site requests?
[13:36] ---
    Why would you do that?
[13:37] ---
    Because she's still wet behind the ears.
[13:40] ---
    She needs to acquire experience.
[13:43] ---
    I can't ignore the voices
    of people calling for help!
[13:47] ---
    As the Beauty Thief!
[13:49] ---
    You really like that...
[13:50] ---
    Won't you please put
    what happened behind us?
[13:53] ---
    That's why we've been waiting here.
[13:54] ---
    Mona, come home.
[13:57] ---
    Come back, Morgana.
[14:00] ---
    For my sake?
[14:04] ---
    You guys need me after all?
[14:07] ---
    Is that right?!
[14:09] ---
    Look, I've been thinkin'.
[14:13] ---
    What's justice when you can't
    even help your friend?
[14:17] ---
    I think that's about right...
[14:22] ---
    I wanna show this lousy world
    what I can do.
[14:27] ---
    It really isn't about standin' out
    or anything like that.
[14:31] ---
    But I can't do it alone...
[14:35] ---
    Um, I can't explain it well...
[14:38] ---
    You need friends to demonstrate justice.
[14:41] ---
    Yeah, that! That's what I wanna say!
[14:43] ---
    Okay, Morgana?!
[14:45] ---
    I apologize sincerely!
[14:47] ---
    I'm beggin' you here!
[14:49] ---
    So come home!
[14:51] ---
    Ryuji...
[14:53] ---
    Mona-chan...
[14:54] ---
    I won't say you're useless anymore!
[14:57] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[15:00] ---
    Why not?! I'm useless after all, right?!
[15:04] ---
    Mona-chan?!
[15:06] ---
    F-Farewell!
[15:15] ---
    Are you sure that was what you wanted?
[15:18] ---
    Of course I'm sure. Those guys are jerks.
[15:31] ---
    I've been looking for you.
[15:32] ---
    I couldn't reach your phone
[15:34] ---
    and I'm not impressed seeing you
    in a place like this after hours.
[15:37] ---
    Sugimura-san. How did you know I was here?
[15:40] ---
    I'm always tracking your activities with a GPS.
[15:44] ---
    Your father approves of it.
[15:46] ---
    What?!
[15:48] ---
    You'll be marrying into a politician's family.
[15:51] ---
    So we can't have any scandals, right?
[15:54] ---
    I need to train you well.
[15:56] ---
    That hurts!
[15:57] ---
    Haru!
[16:01] ---
    Wh-What is this mangy beast?!
[16:02] ---
    Mona-chan!
[16:03] ---
    It'll stain!
[16:08] ---
    Dammit... I really am...
    useless at this rate...
[16:13] ---
    Mona-chan!
[16:14] ---
    I'm talking to you!
[16:16] ---
    Haru!
[16:19] ---
    Morgana?
[16:24] ---
    - Let go...
    - Shut up!
[16:26] ---
    We're going home!
[16:28] ---
    Okumura-san!
[16:32] ---
    Morgana!
[16:34] ---
    Bastard! What the hell did you do?!
[16:36] ---
    Morgana!
[16:37] ---
    Talk to me! Mona!
[16:39] ---
    Are you okay?!
[16:42] ---
    Who are you people?
[16:43] ---
    Acquaintances.
[16:44] ---
    And who are you?
[16:47] ---
    Tell them who I am.
[16:52] ---
    This man...
[16:54] ---
    Is my... fiance.
[16:57] ---
    Fiance?
[16:58] ---
    That's right.
[16:59] ---
    This is nothing. Just a family squabble.
[17:03] ---
    I'll call for help.
    A situation like this will cause a scene.
[17:11] ---
    I'll be reporting this to your father.
[17:24] ---
    Are you all right?
[17:25] ---
    Never mind me. Mona-chan...
[17:27] ---
    Mona! Mona!
[17:34] ---
    He'll be okay.
    It looks like he's settled down.
[17:35] ---
    Mona...
[17:37] ---
    Mona-chan...
[17:38] ---
    Morgana!
[17:40] ---
    I borrowed a first-aid kit!
[17:42] ---
    Ryuji, shut up!
[17:43] ---
    He finally calmed down!
[17:45] ---
    But Mona was...
[17:50] ---
    Mona was living with you here?
[17:56] ---
    Yeah.
[17:57] ---
    There wasn't even a TV, at first.
[17:59] ---
    So Ryuji and I bought one.
[18:02] ---
    But Ren is the one who paid for it, right?
[18:05] ---
    Well, yeah.
[18:06] ---
    I don't have any money.
[18:10] ---
    I think we should go
    our separate ways after all.
[18:16] ---
    I'm sorry for everything up to now.
[18:19] ---
    But I can't have you guys risk your lives
    for someone useless like me.
[18:26] ---
    Who said we're acting as
    Phantom Thieves for your sake?
[18:29] ---
    I'm doing it to expand my own horizons.
[18:32] ---
    We're friends, but we all have
    our own reasons.
[18:36] ---
    Like with me–
[18:37] ---
    Quit trying to comfort me.
[18:40] ---
    We're splitting up. All right?
[18:44] ---
    H-Hey!
[18:46] ---
    You should stop lying, Mona-chan.
[18:50] ---
    Remember what you said?
    "I'm a Phantom Thief, too, after all."
[18:55] ---
    That you're going to get stronger
    and have the others acknowledge you.
[18:58] ---
    You love being here, don't you?
[19:04] ---
    Of course not!
[19:06] ---
    Why did you always say
    you wanted to turn back into a human?
[19:12] ---
    Well...
[19:22] ---
    I wanted a reason of my own.
[19:24] ---
    A reason to stay with the Phantom Thieves.
[19:27] ---
    I don't have anyone I want
    to save or get revenge on.
[19:31] ---
    Someone like me has no reason to stay here...
[19:37] ---
    But...
[19:40] ---
    But even so, I...
[19:44] ---
    You what?
[19:47] ---
    It's the only place I can belong!
[19:50] ---
    I want to stay here forever!
[19:56] ---
    That was refreshingly honest.
[20:00] ---
    You don't need any reason to be here.
[20:05] ---
    We're friends, right?
[20:06] ---
    You ain't useless!
[20:10] ---
    You're our friend!
[20:14] ---
    There's no excuse for what I said... I'm sorry.
[20:18] ---
    Ryuji...
[20:22] ---
    If you stick with me, there's no telling
    what kind of trouble will come up!
[20:26] ---
    You sure you're okay risking that?
[20:27] ---
    It's a little late for that.
[20:30] ---
    It sounds like a good deal.
[20:31] ---
    Of course we want to stay with you, too.
[20:35] ---
    Lady Ann!
[20:39] ---
    This is where I belong!
[20:41] ---
    I've decided! So you can't change your minds!
[20:51] ---
    Okumura-san, are you all right?
[20:54] ---
    I mean, with your fiance.
[20:56] ---
    I wouldn't be able to live
    without my father, so...
[21:02] ---
    I've never been able to say
    my true feelings before...
[21:06] ---
    You don't want to get married, do you?
[21:08] ---
    But after seeing Mona-chan before,
    I realized something.
[21:12] ---
    Holding back what you want
    to say is a mistake.
[21:17] ---
    So...
[21:18] ---
    I can't stand that creep!
[21:25] ---
    I finally said it! That's how I truly feel.
[21:30] ---
    That was very... simple.
[21:32] ---
    But I totally get you!
[21:48] ---
    All right, I can finally relax.
[21:52] ---
    He was annoying as always.
[21:55] ---
    I'm going to bed now. I'm exhausted.
[21:59] ---
    Okay.
[23:31] ---
    We're in front of the home of President Okumura,
    who has been indicted.

[23:36] ---
    You won't officially be registered yet...
[23:39] ---
    but you'll be welcomed into his household.
[23:42] ---
    But I...
[23:43] ---
    All right?
[23:45] ---
    I have my hands full right now
    with the company.
[23:48] ---
    Don't cause any more trouble for me.