# E20 - My name is Beauty Thief!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DKKM7GR/my-name-is-beauty-thief)
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*Extreme ups and downs have always been
a part of the food industry,*
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Mona's still not home...
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*but of them all, some have a cynical view
over Okumura Foods' recent rapid growth.*
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*With a reduction in personnel expenses,
the company has maintained high revenue.*
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*Some have labeled it as a so-called "sweatshop."*
**[00:27] ---**
Mona said he was going to
take on Okumura alone.
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True.
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He can be capable when he wants to be.
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We should go to Okumura's Palace.
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*And so this program has contacted the
company's public relations department...*
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Let's gather everyone.
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*Warning! Warning!*
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Two intruders! Be on guard.
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Unable to capture.
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Requesting instructions.
Requesting instructions.
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OKUMURA FOODS
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It's huge!
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It is the headquarters of
a large corporation, after all.
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We should be ready for
possible major resistance.
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Sheesh! That cat's more trouble
than he's worth!
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It's not like we have that much
time on our hands as Phantom Thieves...
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Though you're worried about him, after all.
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I ain't worried!
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Futaba.
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You said you found the Palace keywords, right?
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Sure, I got it.
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I used custom tools to sift through a ton of data
and then gathered info only on Okumura.
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The keywords derived from the analysis are...
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"Corporate HQ" and "outer space."
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Huh? The hell?
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That company owns Big Bang Burger, right?
"Big Bang" is space lingo.
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Well, not necessarily...
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So the concept behind the store-branch name
came from the CEO himself.
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Outer space, eh? How exciting.
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We better be able to breathe
once we get in there.
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"Kunikazu Okumura", "corporate HQ"
and "outer space", right?
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Whoa!
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I wish I had brought my sketchbook.
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For now, it seems like there's air.
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Well? Do you think you can track Mona down?
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No, I can't search in here.
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Shall we do a thorough search?
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What's this? There's tons of 'em.
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The Big Bang Burger logo?
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They're saying something...
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"You must adhere to your shifts.
If you don't like it, you can quit.
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However, you will not be compensated."
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In other words, that's how
Okumura views his employees.
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He thinks his employees are robots?!
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If they become out of order,
they're disposed of immediately.
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If they're treated like this in reality,
then the company truly is exploiting them.
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Like the rumors say.
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That aside, our focus here is Mona, right?
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Let's check elsewhere.
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AUTHENTICATION FAILED
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*Authentication error.*
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The hell's up with this?!
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*Performing biometric authentication.*
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Looks like we can't get in
unless we're registered.
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We're just getting started!
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You can't force that thing open.
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We've hit a blockade quite early this time.
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We'll just have to manipulate his cognition.
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Halt, vigilante!
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A black mask?!
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Is she responsible for the mental shutdowns?
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That's...
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Who are you?
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This is what you get! Dummies!
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Mona!
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You're okay!
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Long time no see, Panther.
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If you came for the Treasure, you should
just go home with your tail between your legs.
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Actually, we were looking for you–
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The Treasure will be taken by me and this...
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This Beauty Thief!
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My name is Beauty Thief!
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She really called herself that?
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She eliminated all tension.
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We will take the Treasure!
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He just said that.
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Y-You are not qualified to be phantom thieves!
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Understand?! A true phantom thief is...
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Tell 'em, Beauty Thief!
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You! What do you think it means?
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One who helps the weak
and crushes the strong.
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That's right! Exactly!
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Enough with the idle chitchat!
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You started it.
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She's got a screw loose.
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Wait! She'll get it right!
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Hey, say it.
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You!
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Learn to take a hint!
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Huh?
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And you! You're very vulgar,
and very stupid!
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You're... Um...
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Take a hint?
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What was it again?
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We practiced so many times!
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We will take the Treasure!
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That's twice!
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What's up with these two?
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Shut up! We don't have time to chat!
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Don't bother, it won't open–
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AUTHENTICATION SUCCESS
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*Authenticated.*
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Don't underestimate us.
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Behind you!
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Here they come!
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Don't just stand there! Run!
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Mona!
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We should go too!
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Jeez. That furball, Mona.
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Did Mona betray us?
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I don't think so.
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Me either...
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The question is, who was that with Morgana?
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The Beauty Thief, huh?
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She was authenticated or whatever
by that door, right?
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How?
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I don't know.
And I have no idea who she is.
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Who the hell is she?!
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Um...
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Actually, I have a pretty good idea.
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Haru Okumura.
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You were one of the chaperones
for the school trip too, right?
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I had no idea you were the daughter
of the CEO of Okumura Foods.
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Did you want something?
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We want you to tell us why you
went to a Palace with Morgana.
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I'm impressed.
You figured it out in just a day.
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You really are Phantom Thieves.
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Why did you become a phantom thief?
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That Palace is your father's, isn't it?
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My father is highly regarded as a manager,
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but people are saying things
about him on the news,
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so I wanted to find out the truth.
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Why were you with Morgana?
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It was pure coincidence.
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I found a lonely-looking cat...
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And when I followed him...
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I ended up in another world.
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Mona-chan took my problem seriously.
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And he said, "If you want to know what
your father really thinks, I have a way."
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That "way" was becoming
a phantom thief, huh?
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I just want to make sure.
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About whether Father is truly the person
the world makes him out to be.
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Then I think we can help you.
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We were makin' our move
'cause we thought Okumura Foods was fishy.
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So...
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Will you change Father's heart?
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For the sake of justice?
Or to become more famous?
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O-Of course it's for the sake of justice!
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But you can't help Mona-chan, can you?
**[10:05] ---**
What do the Phantom Thieves
really want to do?
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I'm going with Mona.
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I don't need your help.
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And I'm sorry I can't help you.
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It'll be fine. I'll handle the media.
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So with the next election, please...
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I'm home.
**[10:32] ---**
Right. Goodbye.
**[10:35] ---**
Right when I finally get
a foothold into politics...
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You're home?
**[10:42] ---**
Yes.
**[10:43] ---**
Are things going well between
you and Sugimura's son?
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Yes.
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Your relationship will eventually become a necessary
connection for this company... or rather, for me.
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I'll do the best I can.
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Let's do our best together, Mona-chan.
**[11:17] ---**
Kunikazu Okumura?
**[11:20] ---**
Of Okumura Foods?
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Apparently, he's really ambitious.
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I hear he's making a foray into politics, too.
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Maybe he's just getting cocky
after his company's going gangbusters.
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Sheesh! People gotta learn
to curb their greed!
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You can't trust politicians these days, either.
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Between the psychotic-breakdowns and scandals,
nobody's stepping up to take responsibility.
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Actually...
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There could be an election.
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Guess it doesn't ring any bells
with a high schooler.
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If the Phantom Thieves fight for justice,
where the hell are they?
**[12:00] ---**
Lala-chan, one more!
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For him, too.
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No, I've had enough water.
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What? You don't listen to older girls?!
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Excuse me!
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We've met before, haven't we?
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How have you been since then?
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It's complicated... Well, I'm fine.
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Have you lost something important to you?
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It's all right. I'm certain you'll find it again.
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That's what your fate says.
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Fate is a cog.
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If you make a move,
your fate will move, as well.
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True...
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But there is a way to make
your fate even luckier.
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Ta-daaa!
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With this holy stone!
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And for a mere 100,000 yen, you too can–
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Huh?
**[13:00] ---**
The Phan-Site is on fire!
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There are tons of thank you's
for satisfied requests.
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Someone besides us is going to Mementos?
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It has to be Morgana and Haru, right?
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Yeah.
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Should we wait for them here?
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I think we're gonna be in for a long wait.
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They haven't come.
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Maybe they're not comin' today at all.
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You guys!
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Do you have business with us?
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Have you been fulfilling Phan-Site requests?
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Why would you do that?
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Because she's still wet behind the ears.
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She needs to acquire experience.
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I can't ignore the voices
of people calling for help!
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As the Beauty Thief!
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You really like that...
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Won't you please put
what happened behind us?
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That's why we've been waiting here.
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Mona, come home.
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Come back, Morgana.
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For my sake?
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You guys need me after all?
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Is that right?!
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Look, I've been thinkin'.
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What's justice when you can't
even help your friend?
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I think that's about right...
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I wanna show this lousy world
what I can do.
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It really isn't about standin' out
or anything like that.
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But I can't do it alone...
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Um, I can't explain it well...
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You need friends to demonstrate justice.
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Yeah, that! That's what I wanna say!
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Okay, Morgana?!
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I apologize sincerely!
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I'm beggin' you here!
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So come home!
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Ryuji...
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Mona-chan...
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I won't say you're useless anymore!
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Oh, is that right?
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Why not?! I'm useless after all, right?!
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Mona-chan?!
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F-Farewell!
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Are you sure that was what you wanted?
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Of course I'm sure. Those guys are jerks.
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I've been looking for you.
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I couldn't reach your phone
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and I'm not impressed seeing you
in a place like this after hours.
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Sugimura-san. How did you know I was here?
**[15:40] ---**
I'm always tracking your activities with a GPS.
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Your father approves of it.
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What?!
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You'll be marrying into a politician's family.
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So we can't have any scandals, right?
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I need to train you well.
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That hurts!
**[15:57] ---**
Haru!
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Wh-What is this mangy beast?!
**[16:02] ---**
Mona-chan!
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It'll stain!
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Dammit... I really am...
useless at this rate...
**[16:13] ---**
Mona-chan!
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I'm talking to you!
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Haru!
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Morgana?
**[16:24] ---**
- Let go...
- Shut up!
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We're going home!
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Okumura-san!
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Morgana!
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Bastard! What the hell did you do?!
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Morgana!
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Talk to me! Mona!
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Are you okay?!
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Who are you people?
**[16:43] ---**
Acquaintances.
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And who are you?
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Tell them who I am.
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This man...
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Is my... fiance.
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Fiance?
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That's right.
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This is nothing. Just a family squabble.
**[17:03] ---**
I'll call for help.
A situation like this will cause a scene.
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I'll be reporting this to your father.
**[17:24] ---**
Are you all right?
**[17:25] ---**
Never mind me. Mona-chan...
**[17:27] ---**
Mona! Mona!
**[17:34] ---**
He'll be okay.
It looks like he's settled down.
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Mona...
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Mona-chan...
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Morgana!
**[17:40] ---**
I borrowed a first-aid kit!
**[17:42] ---**
Ryuji, shut up!
**[17:43] ---**
He finally calmed down!
**[17:45] ---**
But Mona was...
**[17:50] ---**
Mona was living with you here?
**[17:56] ---**
Yeah.
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There wasn't even a TV, at first.
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So Ryuji and I bought one.
**[18:02] ---**
But Ren is the one who paid for it, right?
**[18:05] ---**
Well, yeah.
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I don't have any money.
**[18:10] ---**
I think we should go
our separate ways after all.
**[18:16] ---**
I'm sorry for everything up to now.
**[18:19] ---**
But I can't have you guys risk your lives
for someone useless like me.
**[18:26] ---**
Who said we're acting as
Phantom Thieves for your sake?
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I'm doing it to expand my own horizons.
**[18:32] ---**
We're friends, but we all have
our own reasons.
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Like with me–
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Quit trying to comfort me.
**[18:40] ---**
We're splitting up. All right?
**[18:44] ---**
H-Hey!
**[18:46] ---**
You should stop lying, Mona-chan.
**[18:50] ---**
Remember what you said?
"I'm a Phantom Thief, too, after all."
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That you're going to get stronger
and have the others acknowledge you.
**[18:58] ---**
You love being here, don't you?
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Of course not!
**[19:06] ---**
Why did you always say
you wanted to turn back into a human?
**[19:12] ---**
Well...
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I wanted a reason of my own.
**[19:24] ---**
A reason to stay with the Phantom Thieves.
**[19:27] ---**
I don't have anyone I want
to save or get revenge on.
**[19:31] ---**
Someone like me has no reason to stay here...
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But...
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But even so, I...
**[19:44] ---**
You what?
**[19:47] ---**
It's the only place I can belong!
**[19:50] ---**
I want to stay here forever!
**[19:56] ---**
That was refreshingly honest.
**[20:00] ---**
You don't need any reason to be here.
**[20:05] ---**
We're friends, right?
**[20:06] ---**
You ain't useless!
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You're our friend!
**[20:14] ---**
There's no excuse for what I said... I'm sorry.
**[20:18] ---**
Ryuji...
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If you stick with me, there's no telling
what kind of trouble will come up!
**[20:26] ---**
You sure you're okay risking that?
**[20:27] ---**
It's a little late for that.
**[20:30] ---**
It sounds like a good deal.
**[20:31] ---**
Of course we want to stay with you, too.
**[20:35] ---**
Lady Ann!
**[20:39] ---**
This is where I belong!
**[20:41] ---**
I've decided! So you can't change your minds!
**[20:51] ---**
Okumura-san, are you all right?
**[20:54] ---**
I mean, with your fiance.
**[20:56] ---**
I wouldn't be able to live
without my father, so...
**[21:02] ---**
I've never been able to say
my true feelings before...
**[21:06] ---**
You don't want to get married, do you?
**[21:08] ---**
But after seeing Mona-chan before,
I realized something.
**[21:12] ---**
Holding back what you want
to say is a mistake.
**[21:17] ---**
So...
**[21:18] ---**
I can't stand that creep!
**[21:25] ---**
I finally said it! That's how I truly feel.
**[21:30] ---**
That was very... simple.
**[21:32] ---**
But I totally get you!
**[21:48] ---**
All right, I can finally relax.
**[21:52] ---**
He was annoying as always.
**[21:55] ---**
I'm going to bed now. I'm exhausted.
**[21:59] ---**
Okay.
**[23:31] ---**
*We're in front of the home of President Okumura,
who has been indicted.*
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You won't officially be registered yet...
**[23:39] ---**
but you'll be welcomed into his household.
**[23:42] ---**
But I...
**[23:43] ---**
All right?
**[23:45] ---**
I have my hands full right now
with the company.
**[23:48] ---**
Don't cause any more trouble for me.