E7 - He is my other self

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[00:05] ---
    Security's this tight,
    even before we send the calling card?
[00:09] ---
    Which proves there's
    an amazing Treasure inside!
[00:12] ---
    What're you so excited for?
[00:18] ---
    Let's go!
[00:24] ---
    Yo, any luck?
[00:26] ---
    Not yet.
[00:28] ---
    I couldn't find any kind of mechanism.
[00:30] ---
    Me neither.
[00:31] ---
    I figured I could at least
    shut down the sensors.
[00:34] ---
    I also checked, but couldn't find
    a keyhole in the door.
[00:38] ---
    Seriously? Then what're we
    supposed to do?
[00:43] ---
    Doesn't seem like there's much
    we can do from here.
[00:47] ---
    What's that mean?
[00:49] ---
    We need to form a plan.
[02:24] ---
    It's shady how he even went through
    the trouble of putting up a name plate.
[02:32] ---
    A high school girl?
[02:37] ---
    You scared me!
[02:37] ---
    H-Hey there, lady. What're you up to?
[02:41] ---
    How'd you guys do that?
    I had no idea you were there.
[02:45] ---
    Really?
[02:47] ---
    Aw, man! It's like it
    rubbed off on us in real life!
[02:52] ---
    Journalist?
[02:53] ---
    There are all kinds of rumors
    floating around about Madarame.
[02:57] ---
    Like that he's abusing his pupils,
[02:59] ---
    and that a painting of his
    was stolen out of retaliation.
[03:02] ---
    Know anything about that?
[03:04] ---
    Not really.
[03:05] ---
    You aren't connected to him?
[03:07] ---
    Nah, we were just passin' through.
[03:11] ---
    But there's something fishy
    about you guys.
[03:13] ---
    You're one to talk.
[03:16] ---
    That's a good point!
[03:18] ---
    Well, if you ever get any leads,
    mind contacting me here?
[03:20] ---
    ICHIKO OHYA
    JOURNALIST
[03:20] ---
    We're all fishy, so let's be friends.
[03:24] ---
    I didn't think you'd come back.
[03:27] ---
    I'm sorry about last time.
    We were out of line.
[03:32] ---
    Me too.
[03:33] ---
    I apologize for kicking you out.
[03:36] ---
    I'm surprised you decided to do this.
[03:39] ---
    Agreeing to be my model
    so I could properly paint a nude.
[03:45] ---
    O-Oh!
[03:47] ---
    I figured if it's for the sake of art, um,
    I'll try to muster the courage!
[03:52] ---
    Sensei should be coming back soon.
[03:55] ---
    That might make you anxious, but...
[03:57] ---
    No, it doesn't bother me.
[04:00] ---
    That's what I'm here for.
[04:03] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[04:05] ---
    I see.
[04:07] ---
    By the way...
[04:09] ---
    Have you gained some weight?
[04:10] ---
    H-Have I? I don't think so.
[04:17] ---
    My imagination.
    Please pardon my rudeness.
[04:21] ---
    All right. Should we go?
[04:24] ---
    I'm countin' on you to stick to the plan, Ann.
[04:29] ---
    A similar place? To that closed door?
[04:32] ---
    Yeah. There's a door with
    the same design in the real-life shack.
[04:38] ---
    It had an unnaturally hefty lock on it.
[04:42] ---
    Maybe there's something really bad
    behind that door.
[04:45] ---
    If we can open that door,
    the one in the Palace will open, too.
[04:48] ---
    You get it!
[04:51] ---
    But that alone isn't enough.
[04:53] ---
    We need to change his cognition
    that the door is unopenable.
[04:58] ---
    We need to open it in front of him.
[05:02] ---
    The timing will be difficult.
[05:04] ---
    Yeah...
[05:05] ---
    I'll get the key somehow, but the
    tough part will be showing Madarame.
[05:11] ---
    We would aim to get in
    just before Madarame returns home.
[05:16] ---
    If only there was someone who
    could distract him for a while...
[05:22] ---
    Oh yeah!
[05:23] ---
    Man, how do we even get
    into the house in the first place?
[05:27] ---
    We'd get reported for sure
    if we force ourselves in...
[05:32] ---
    You gotta do the nude.
[05:34] ---
    What?!
[05:35] ---
    He said he couldn't paint you
    with clothes on.
[05:39] ---
    But if you were like, "Sure, I'll do it,"
    that solves all our problems.
[05:43] ---
    Don't worry, Lady Ann!
[05:45] ---
    If anything happens, I'll protect you!
[05:47] ---
    B-But...
[05:50] ---
    It's for justice... probably.
[05:53] ---
    Jeez!
[05:55] ---
    Fine, I'll do it! A nude's nothing!
[05:58] ---
    I'll show you a model's soul!
[06:03] ---
    W-Well then, I'll start
    taking my clothes off.
[06:07] ---
    Yes, please.
[06:14] ---
    It's embarrassing if you're
    watching me like that.
[06:18] ---
    Look the other way.
[06:20] ---
    Oh, is that all? Very well.
[06:35] ---
    Calm down! I'm doing this for art!
[06:38] ---
    No peeking!
[06:41] ---
    Hey, your sensei's coming
    back soon, right?
[06:44] ---
    Yes, I believe so...
[06:47] ---
    I see.
[06:52] ---
    This is hard to do with cat paws!
[06:56] ---
    Takamaki-san, are you ready?
[07:00] ---
    No! Almost!
[07:01] ---
    That aside, shouldn't your sensei
    be back by now?
[07:05] ---
    Oh, I'm not sure.
[07:07] ---
    What are you doing, Madarame?
    Any more than this and...
[07:12] ---
    Takamaki-san?
[07:21] ---
    T-Takamaki-san!
[07:26] ---
    Can I look now?
[07:32] ---
    You were wearing all this?
[07:36] ---
    Takamaki-san?
[07:41] ---
    They seriously gonna be able to pull this off?
[07:46] ---
    You're still not done yet?!
[07:48] ---
    After all the time I bought!
[07:50] ---
    Sorry. I've almost got it...
[07:53] ---
    Takamaki-san?
[07:56] ---
    You have to stay away from that room.
    Only Sensei can go in there.
[08:01] ---
    What's in there?
[08:03] ---
    It's a storage room for old paintings.
[08:05] ---
    What was that noise?
[08:07] ---
    Never mind that!
[08:10] ---
    I have to finish undressing, right?
[08:13] ---
    Here?
[08:14] ---
    But I'm at the end...
    What should I do?!
[08:19] ---
    I'm home.
[08:20] ---
    Yes! I got it!
[08:21] ---
    S-Sensei!
[08:24] ---
    Yusuke?
[08:26] ---
    What are you doing there?!
[08:27] ---
    I-It's not what it looks like!
[08:43] ---
    This is...
[08:45] ---
    We can go in it?
[08:48] ---
    Hey!
[08:52] ---
    Takamaki-san, this is bad!
[08:56] ---
    What is this?!
[08:58] ---
    Isn't this "Sayuri"?
[09:00] ---
    Why are there so many of them?
[09:02] ---
    Get out!
[09:03] ---
    Sensei, what is this?
[09:10] ---
    These "Sayuri"...
[09:12] ---
    I sell them through
    a special connection of mine.
[09:15] ---
    What? But why?
[09:17] ---
    You know that the real "Sayuri"
    was stolen, right?
[09:23] ---
    Ever since then, I've been in a slump.
[09:27] ---
    A slump?
[09:29] ---
    In order to overcome it,
[09:31] ---
    I returned to my roots and attempted
    to recreate "Sayuri" once more.
[09:36] ---
    These copies were my last resort.
[09:40] ---
    I was desperate to return
    to my former self.
[09:45] ---
    That's when someone came to buy it,
    knowing well they weren't original.
[09:50] ---
    I needed money to further your talents...
[09:54] ---
    Please forgive your cowardly teacher
    for such an ill-advised venture.
[09:59] ---
    P-Please don't.
[10:01] ---
    Hold on... It doesn't add up.
[10:04] ---
    A respected painter making money
    by selling copies...
[10:07] ---
    What would you know?!
[10:09] ---
    Lady Ann!
[10:12] ---
    That's...
[10:15] ---
    No good! We're back where we started!
[10:19] ---
    It's like a maze.
[10:20] ---
    This is impossible.
[10:22] ---
    We just don't got any artistic sense.
[10:27] ---
    Let's move!
[10:29] ---
    It's the real "Sayuri"!
[10:31] ---
    I thought it was stolen!
[10:33] ---
    No! That's a replica, too!
[10:35] ---
    No. I can tell.
[10:38] ---
    This painting kept me going...
    It's the reason I made it this far.
[10:42] ---
    You're lying, Sensei.
[10:45] ---
    Please tell me the truth.
[10:49] ---
    You doubt me?
[10:50] ---
    I've reported you to
    my private security company!
[10:55] ---
    If you continue to make a fuss...
[10:57] ---
    Yusuke!
[10:59] ---
    I'll turn you in to the police, too!
[11:02] ---
    Why?! I just want to know the truth!
[11:04] ---
    There's no need for you
    to know the truth!
[11:10] ---
    Run, Lady Ann!
[11:13] ---
    It's no use. They'll be here any second.
[11:20] ---
    Takamaki-san!
[11:32] ---
    Ow!
[11:33] ---
    We managed to escape!
[11:36] ---
    What? Monsters!
[11:38] ---
    Calm down!
[11:40] ---
    It's me!
[11:42] ---
    Takamaki-san?
[11:44] ---
    Then you two are...
[11:45] ---
    I didn't think you'd tag along.
[11:49] ---
    What is... this place?
[11:53] ---
    We're inside Madarame's heart.
[11:55] ---
    Inside Sensei's heart?
    Are you out of your mind?
[12:00] ---
    You may not want to believe it,
[12:02] ---
    but this is another reality
    as viewed through Madarame's eyes.
[12:06] ---
    This is his true nature.
[12:07] ---
    This garish, repulsive world...
[12:11] ---
    You gotta snap out of it.
[12:13] ---
    He's riddled with desires
    and obsessed with money.
[12:16] ---
    This is his true outlook.
[12:22] ---
    Welcome to the museum of Madarame!
[12:30] ---
    Is that... Madarame?!
[12:32] ---
    Talk about bullshit clothes!
[12:35] ---
    Sensei, is that you? That attire...
[12:40] ---
    My usual ragged attire is nothing but an act.
[12:43] ---
    A famous person living in a shack?
    I have another home...
[12:48] ---
    Under a mistress's name, of course.
[12:51] ---
    Disgusting.
[12:52] ---
    That's not true, is it?
[12:54] ---
    It seems you all know too much.
[12:58] ---
    I cannot allow you to leave here alive.
[13:01] ---
    We're here for your Treasure.
[13:03] ---
    How naive and foolish.
[13:06] ---
    You're supposed to be an artist, right?!
[13:08] ---
    Plagiarism, forgery... Aren't you ashamed?
[13:13] ---
    Ordinary people are the ones
    who should be ashamed.
[13:16] ---
    They can't distinguish between
    a genuine and a fake,
[13:19] ---
    but throw money at me just for
    the trifling works of my pupils.
[13:22] ---
    That is, as long as it has
    my name on it!
[13:25] ---
    What are you saying?!
[13:27] ---
    You helped me with that greatly, Yusuke...
[13:31] ---
    But if the "Sayuri" was stolen,
    why was it in the storage room?
[13:35] ---
    And if you had the real one,
    why make so many copies?
[13:38] ---
    You still haven't figured it out?
[13:40] ---
    The painting being stolen was
    just a false rumor I spread!
[13:43] ---
    It was all an act!
[13:46] ---
    "I found the real painting,
    but it can't go public.
[13:49] ---
    So you can have it for a special price."
[13:52] ---
    How's that for preferential treatment?
[13:55] ---
    Art snobs will eat it up,
    and pay good cash at that!
[13:58] ---
    The value of art is purely subjective!
[14:01] ---
    It's a legitimate business transaction!
[14:04] ---
    All I'm hearin' is money, money, money!
[14:07] ---
    No wonder you ended up
    with this disgusting Palace!
[14:11] ---
    Your painting "Sayuri"
    was pure and truly beautiful.
[14:16] ---
    I chose this life after becoming
    entranced by that work.
[14:20] ---
    Why? Why have you forgotten true art?!
[14:24] ---
    What do you know about art?
[14:26] ---
    I'll silence that arrogant,
    lecturing tongue right now!
[14:45] ---
    Hey! They're gonna keep on comin'!
[14:50] ---
    If we can put a lid on it...
[14:52] ---
    Where would we find that?!
[14:56] ---
    That's enough violence!
[14:58] ---
    Kitagawa-kun!
[14:59] ---
    Don't move!
[15:00] ---
    Come back to me, Yusuke.
[15:02] ---
    Do it now and I'll forgive
    these transgressions.
[15:05] ---
    You're not like this riffraff.
[15:08] ---
    You're my prized cash-cow!
[15:11] ---
    You thought I took you in
    out of the goodness of my heart?
[15:16] ---
    Naturally it was to exploit your talent,
    harvest the fruit,
[15:19] ---
    and raise you to
    be slaughtered like livestock.
[15:24] ---
    You fool!
[15:33] ---
    How many others have you trampled?
[15:36] ---
    How many dreams have you
    exchanged for riches?
[15:39] ---
    I'll never forgive you for this!
[15:43] ---
    You bite the hand that's fed you
    all these years?
[15:46] ---
    You little shit!
[15:47] ---
    I wanted to believe it wasn't true...
[15:49] ---
    I had clouded my vision for so long.
[15:53] ---
    My eyes were truly blind... Unable to see
    the true self behind this horrible man!
[15:58] ---
    Have you finally come to your senses?
[16:04] ---
    You foolishly averted your eyes
    from the truth,
[16:07] ---
    a deplorable imitation indeed...
[16:10] ---
    Best you part from that aspect of yourself!
[16:13] ---
    Let us form a contract.
[16:16] ---
    I am thou, thou art I...
[16:19] ---
    The world is filled with both beauty and vice.
[16:23] ---
    It is time you teach people which is which!
[16:32] ---
    Come...
[16:34] ---
    Goemon!
[16:48] ---
    A breathtaking sight...
[16:50] ---
    Imitations they may be,
    but together, they make a fine spectacle.
[16:54] ---
    Though the flowers of evil blossom,
    be it known...
[16:56] ---
    Abominations are fated to perish!
[16:59] ---
    Are you mocking my beauty?
[17:01] ---
    Bastard!
[17:17] ---
    This is impressive!
[17:27] ---
    I learned much from you, Madarame.
[17:30] ---
    In order to see authenticity,
    one must be dispassionately realistic.
[17:34] ---
    Putting on airs with me...
[17:36] ---
    I can now ascertain your true self
    without reservations,
[17:39] ---
    with Goemon by my side!
[17:45] ---
    Fledgling.
[17:48] ---
    Madarame!
[17:50] ---
    You'll forever rue the day you dared defy me.
[17:54] ---
    Wait!
[18:00] ---
    Even if we beat him here,
    it wouldn't solve the real problem.
[18:04] ---
    We're gonna change his heart,
    by stealin' his Treasure.
[18:07] ---
    Change his heart?
[18:09] ---
    That's our objective,
    as the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
[18:15] ---
    I turned on my benefactor...
    But I had no choice.
[18:21] ---
    You've known for quite
    some time, haven't you?
[18:24] ---
    I knew he was plagiarizing his pupils' ideas,
[18:28] ---
    but I didn't want to admit it to myself.
[18:31] ---
    After everything he did for me...
[18:34] ---
    Why didn't you leave Madarame?
[18:37] ---
    He is the one who painted "Sayuri."
    Plus, I owed him a great debt.
[18:41] ---
    You mean 'cause he raised you?
[18:43] ---
    I never knew my father.
[18:45] ---
    I was told my mother raised me by herself,
    but she died in an accident when I was three.
[18:52] ---
    That's when he took me in.
[18:54] ---
    I heard he helped my mother
    when she was still alive.
[18:58] ---
    Heard?
[18:59] ---
    To be honest, I don't really remember.
[19:02] ---
    You've been through a lot, huh?
[19:04] ---
    It's just as Takamaki-san said.
    Part of me realized the truth.
[19:08] ---
    That's why I so vehemently denied you.
    I simply ran away from it.
[19:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:15] ---
    You're way too serious, man.
[19:17] ---
    That's what got you so bogged down.
[19:21] ---
    What will you do now?
[19:22] ---
    I don't know.
[19:24] ---
    I don't know what to do...
    What I should do.
[19:29] ---
    Ain't it obvious?
[19:32] ---
    We can change his heart.
[19:35] ---
    We can make Madarame atone
    for his own crimes.
[19:39] ---
    The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, huh?
[19:44] ---
    Had I faced reality sooner,
    this may have been avoided.
[19:48] ---
    For the sake of the pupils
    whose futures he stole,
[19:52] ---
    let me join the Phantom Thieves!
[19:55] ---
    Now you're talkin'!
[19:56] ---
    Glad to have you, Yusuke.
[19:59] ---
    You better not slow us down.
[20:01] ---
    I'll do my best.
[20:02] ---
    Welcome aboard.
[20:03] ---
    Thanks.
[20:04] ---
    By the way, what is this?
[20:08] ---
    A cat.
[20:10] ---
    But it's talking.
[20:11] ---
    If you can talk in the Metaverse,
    you can talk here.
[20:16] ---
    At least, I think that's how it works.
[20:18] ---
    You think?
[20:19] ---
    Don't sweat the details!
[20:21] ---
    I see. How curious.
[20:24] ---
    Don't touch me like–
[20:27] ---
    I was thinking of ordering
    some black-bean jelly.
[20:30] ---
    I bet you got that idea
    from seeing a black cat...
[20:34] ---
    You still need a code name.
[20:37] ---
    It's gotta be "Kitsune."
[20:39] ---
    That does make an impact.
[20:41] ---
    Your Phantom Thief name. Any ideas?
[20:46] ---
    "Da Vinci," I'd say.
[20:48] ---
    Nope.
[20:48] ---
    Why?!
[20:49] ---
    It's way too cool.
[20:52] ---
    Well, you've got that mask
    and the weird tail...
[20:55] ---
    All right, you're "Abura-age"!
[20:58] ---
    That's...
[21:00] ---
    Very well.
[21:01] ---
    He said okay?!
[21:03] ---
    Everyone would laugh at you!
    Not happening!
[21:06] ---
    This is crucial!
[21:08] ---
    Any other ideas?
[21:11] ---
    "Inari."
[21:12] ---
    Back to foxes again!
[21:14] ---
    Can't we just leave it as "Fox?"
[21:16] ---
    What do you think about "Fox?"
[21:19] ---
    I don't mind it.
[21:20] ---
    Then it's settled.
[21:21] ---
    But just because you're a fox,
    don't try and get wily on us.
[21:25] ---
    That's so childish.
[21:26] ---
    What?!
[23:05] ---
    Awesome! We got through
    without gettin' lost!
[23:08] ---
    Why did you have a hard time
    with such a simple trap?
[23:12] ---
    You're not an artist for nothing! Right?
[23:15] ---
    We have our infiltration route.
[23:18] ---
    All we have to do now
    is leave our calling card.
[23:20] ---
    Okay, okay! I'll make it again!
[23:24] ---
    Fox should do it!
    Make it really artistic and stuff!
[23:29] ---
    Interesting.
[23:36] ---
    First, let me say congratulations.
[23:39] ---
    After meeting your comrades,
    you have steadily built up a resilient spirit.
[23:45] ---
    You should obtain even more strength
    and strive for rehabilitation.
[23:50] ---
    Whose rehabilitation are we talking?
[23:52] ---
    What are you trying to
    make me do with this power?
[23:55] ---
    Watch your tongue, Inmate!