E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month

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[00:41] Mahiro
    Wh-What happened?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:01] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:07] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[02:14] Mahiro
    The water heater's broken?
[02:16] Mihari
    Yeah, the water's cold.
SIGN    #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
[02:19] Mahiro
    You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
[02:21] Mahiro
    Can't you fix it?
[02:22] Mihari
    This isn't my area of expertise.
[02:24] Mahiro
    Welp, guess we're not
    taking baths today, then!
[02:26] Mihari
    Not a chance!
[02:29] Mihari
    Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
[02:32] Mahiro
    Oh yeah, that one across
    from the liquor store?
[02:36] Mihari
    Well, go get ready.
    I'm gonna go get dressed.
[02:39] Mahiro
    Aww...
[02:45] Mahiro
    A public bath, huh?
[02:48] Mahiro
    Wait a sec!
[02:49] Mahiro
    Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
[02:55] Mahiro
    W-Welp, guess we're here...
[02:59] Mihari
    Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
[03:02] Mahiro
    C-Coming...
[03:17] Sign
    Women
[03:17] Mahiro
    Uh...
[03:18] Sign
    Men
[03:20] Mahiro
    Well, see you later.
[03:22] Mihari
    Wait, stop!
[03:23] Mihari
    Where are you going?!
[03:24] Sign
    Men
[03:24] Mahiro
    C-Come on, Mihari!
[03:26] Mahiro
    I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
[03:27] Mihari
    Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
[03:30] Receptionist
    Hello, welcome!
[03:32] Mihari
    Entry for two, please.
[03:34] Receptionist
    And your change.
[03:37] Sign
    Women
[03:39] Mahiro
    B-But wait!
[03:41] Mahiro
    Well, whatever.
[03:42] Mahiro
    If Mihari's fine with it...
[03:45] Mahiro
    If she says it's okay...
[03:48] Sign
    Women
[03:56] Mahiro
    Yup, looks about right.
[03:58] Mihari
    Sorry to disappoint.
[04:10] Mahiro
    So, I don't care if people see me.
[04:14] Mahiro
    But what about you?
[04:16] Mihari
    Huh? Why do you ask—?
[04:19] Mihari
    Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
[04:22] Mahiro
    Relax.
[04:23] Mahiro
    I couldn't care less about
    seeing my sister naked.
[04:28] Sign
    Kerorin
[04:33] Mahiro
    Wow, this place is awesome!
[04:36] Mahiro
    It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
[04:42] Mahiro
    Hey, look! They have spa jets!
[04:46] Mihari
    Come back here!
[04:47] Mihari
    We have to shower first!
[04:49] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am...
[04:52] Mahiro
    Umph.
[05:03] Mahiro
    All done.
[05:05] Mihari
    Stop right there!
[05:06] Mahiro
    What? I showered, didn't I?
[05:08] Mihari
    Your hair's longer now!
    You've gotta be more thorough!
[05:11] Mihari
    Here, now's as good a time as any.
[05:13] Mihari
    Let me show you how it's done.
[05:15] Mahiro
    Ugh...
[05:17] Mihari
    First, brush out your hair
    to remove any build-up.
[05:21] Mihari
    You should really do this before it's wet,
[05:23] Mihari
    but just remember for next time, okay?
[05:25] Mahiro
    Ow, ow, ouch!
[05:27] Mihari
    Next, wet your hair thoroughly
    with warm water.
[05:32] Mihari
    Now, in your palm, work the
    shampoo into a lather...
[05:36] Mihari
    Then gently massage the
    product into your scalp.
[05:44] Mihari
    Try not to scrub too hard, though.
[05:50] Mihari
    After that, rinse thoroughly.
[05:53] Mihari
    With long hair like this,
     it should take around five minutes.
[05:56] Mahiro
    Five minutes? Are you serious?!
[06:09] Mahiro
    It's finally over.
[06:12] Mahiro
    Huh?
[06:12] Mihari
    And for the final touch...
[06:15] Mihari
    A leave-in treatment for the ends!
[06:18] Mahiro
    What? You're kidding, right?
[06:23] Mahiro
    Somebody help!
[06:31] Mihari
    Now we can finally relax in the tub.
[06:34] Mihari
    It's bad manners to soak your
    hair in the water, remember?
[06:40] Mihari
    You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
    but a good, long soak will warm you back—
[06:45] Mahiro
    Enough!
[06:46] Mihari
    What?!
[06:47] Mihari
    But we just got in!
[06:49] Mahiro
    I'll wait for you in the lobby!
[06:54] Mihari
    Honestly...
[07:01] Mahiro
    No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
[07:01] Sign
    Women
[07:09] Mahiro
    Now, that hits the spot!
[07:19] Mahiro
    Still, it's been ages since we
    bathed together like that, huh?
[07:23] Boy
    Come on, hold still!
[07:26] Boy
    Get back here!
[07:30] Boy
    You'll catch a cold if
    you don't dry your hair!
[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    I'm gonna start rinsing now.
[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    Keep your eyes shut, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari
    Okay!
[07:41] Mahiro
    I used to help her bathe all
    the time when we were kids.
[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
    Okay, all done!
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari
    Thanks, Onii-chan!
[07:56] Mahiro
    Now, it looks like...
[08:02] Mahiro
    she's the one helping me.
[08:05] Mahiro
    Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
[08:07] Mahiro
    I mean...
[08:07] Little Girl
    Thanks, Onii-chan!
[08:08] Mahiro
    If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
[08:10] Mahiro
    She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
[08:12] Sign
    Women
[08:13] Mihari
    Onii-cha—
[08:15] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan?
[08:18] Mihari
    Oh, there you are!
[08:19] Mihari
    Sorry for the wait!
[08:20] Mahiro
    "Mahiro-chan"?
[08:23] Mihari
    Well, we're out in public, you know?
[08:26] Mihari
    I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
[08:30] Mahiro
    I guess you're right.
[08:36] Mahiro
    Well, let's head home!
[08:42] Mahiro
    Onee-chan!
[08:46] Mihari
    O-O-Onee-chan...
[08:49] Mahiro
    Whoa, there!
[08:50] Mahiro
    I was just playing along!
[08:52] Mihari
    Onee-chan...
[08:55] Mihari
    That settles it.
    Let's come here again, okay?
[08:57] Mahiro
    Q-Quit it!
[08:58] Mahiro
    Get off of me!
[09:00] Mihari
    Pat, pat, pat.
[09:01] Mahiro
    Stop stroking my hair!
[09:04] Mihari
    It's still damp...
[09:09] Mihari
    I think it's high time your big sis taught
    you how to dry your hair properly.
[09:14] Mahiro
    This is torture!
[09:19] Sign
    ONIMAI
[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari
    Onimai.
[09:27] Mahiro
    I'm sleepy.
[09:30] Mihari
    Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
[09:33] Mahiro
    Coming!
[09:39] Mihari
    Wait, Onii-chan!
[09:41] Mihari
    Your hair's soaking wet!
[09:43] Mahiro
    Ugh.
[09:45] Mahiro
    I can't help it. It gets wet
    every time I wash my face.
[09:48] Mihari
    Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
[09:54] Mahiro
    Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
[09:57] Mihari
    Right?
[09:58] Mahiro
    Wow, girls have so many cool
    items in their inventory.
[10:01] Mahiro
    Like this, and bras, and stuff.
[10:03] Mihari
    Stop talking like we're in a video game.
[10:06] Mihari
    Try to take hair care more
    seriously from now on, okay?
[10:10] Mihari
    Hair is a crucial part of our
    self-expression, you know?
[10:12] Mahiro
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:20] Mahiro
    This is pretty good.
[10:24] Mahiro
    Man, I'm stuffed!
[10:29] Mahiro
    I wonder when I last ate a
    proper breakfast like this.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Oh, it's just a mirror.
[10:39] Mahiro
    I guess Mihari must have put it here.
[10:46] Mahiro
    Hair care, huh?
[10:51] Mahiro
    There.
[10:53] Mahiro
    All done!
[10:55] Mahiro
    Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
[11:00] Mihari
    My goodness, how cute!
[11:06] Mahiro
    It's just, you know, it's been
    getting hot out recently.
[11:09] Mahiro
    So I thought I'd try putting my
    hair up like you saw, and well...
[11:14] Mahiro
    I started trying a bunch of
    styles and got kind of into it.
[11:18] Mihari
    You have some of the most
    random talents, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Mahiro
    Comes from playing video games.
    My hand-eye coordination is—
[11:24] Mihari
    Wait! I have an idea.
[11:26] Mihari
    Let's document our findings!
[11:28] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[11:29] Mihari
    Starting with buns.
[11:31] Mihari
    So cute!
[11:32] Mahiro
    Y-You think so?
[11:35] Mihari
    Now for a sporty ponytail!
[11:38] Mihari
    You look adorable!
[11:39] Mihari
    Okay, next!
[11:42] Mihari
    Twintails! A classic!
[11:45] Mihari
    Stunning!
[11:49] Mihari
    Why not add some cat ears, too?
[11:51] Mihari
    Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
[11:54] Mahiro
    Huh? What pose?
[11:55] Mihari
    Don't think, just do!
[11:56] Mahiro
    Uh— But I don't—
[11:56] Mihari
    You got this, Mahiro-chan!
[11:58] Mihari
    You're beautiful!
[11:59] Mihari
    Captivating!
[12:00] Mihari
    Absolutely adorable!
[12:01] Mihari
    Now pose like a cat!
[12:03] Mahiro
    L-Like a cat?!
[12:05] Mahiro
    R-Right meow?
[12:10] Mahiro
    Hold it!
[12:11] Mahiro
    What am I, your puppet?!
[12:13] Mihari
    Oh dear.
[12:14] Mahiro
    Wh-What have I become?
[12:17] Mahiro
    When did my feminine side become
    so second nature to me?
[12:21] Mihari
    Excellent.
[12:23] Mihari
    I've noticed there's less friction
    with your new wardrobe now, too.
[12:27] Mihari
    Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
[12:29] Mahiro
    Th-That's not...
[12:31] Mahiro
    Besides, look who's talking!
[12:33] Mahiro
    How can you say that when you basically
    wear the same outfit every day?!
[12:37] Mihari
    Th-That's different.
[12:39] Mihari
    This is like my uniform.
[12:42] Mihari
    My trademark outfit, if you will.
[12:43] Mahiro
    Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
[12:45] Mihari
    What?!
[12:47] Mihari
    H-How dare you?!
    This is rich coming from you!
[12:50] Mihari
    Just you watch!
[13:17] Mihari
    W-Well?
[13:20] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[13:21] Mihari
    A-Are you happy now?
[13:24] Mahiro
    Wha?
[13:26] Mahiro
    Oh... sure.
[13:31] Mahiro
    Ouch!
[13:33] Mahiro
    What was that fo—?!
[13:35] Mahiro
    Hey! I didn't do anything!
[13:41] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:41] Mihari
    Onimai.
[13:43] Mahiro
    Onimeow.
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:54] Mihari
    You even sit differently.
[14:00] Mihari
    My goodness.
[14:02] Mihari
    You've really gotten into
    the swing of things, huh?
[14:06] Mahiro
    It's just, that position feels more
     natural in this body, somehow.
[14:12] Mahiro
    Not good! This is not good!
[14:18] Mahiro
    I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
[14:21] Mahiro
    ...is what I'd like to say, but...
[14:23] Mahiro
    What does it mean to be...
[14:25] Mahiro
    masculine?
[14:26] Mihari
    Oh, dear.
[14:28] Mihari
    Well, let's see. First things first...
[14:31] Mihari
    Someone who's strong!
[14:32] Mahiro
    Strong!
[14:33] Mihari
    Reliable!
[14:35] Mahiro
    Reliable!
[14:36] Mihari
    Able to whisk someone off their feet!
[14:40] Mihari
    Ouch.
[14:43] Mahiro
    H-How about a piggyback?
[14:45] Mahiro
    Here I go!
[14:52] Mahiro
    Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
[14:56] Mahiro
    Bring it!
[15:01] Mahiro
    Fine, we settle this with video games!
[15:03] Mihari
    What does that have to do with masculinity?
[15:10] Mihari
    I think you should be worrying
    less about masculinity
[15:13] Mihari
    and more about setting a
     routine for yourself.
[15:15] Mahiro
    Fine.
[15:17] Mihari
    Getting up at a set time every day,
[15:19] Mihari
    moderating video game time,
[15:21] Mihari
    building up an exercise regimen...
[15:23] Mahiro
    Exercise...
[15:26] Mahiro
    That's it!
[15:28] Mahiro
    Strength training!
[15:29] Mihari
    Whoops-a-daisy.
[15:41] Mahiro
    I tried.
[15:42] Mihari
    Wait, what?!
[15:44] Mihari
    Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
[15:47] Mihari
    If you wanna exercise, you'll need
    to try a little harder than that.
[15:54] Mahiro
    Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
[15:57] Mihari
    You can't be serious.
[15:59] Mahiro
    No, really...
[16:02] Mahiro
    I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
[16:08] Mihari
    What? What's wrong?
[16:11] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[16:21] Mahiro
    I feel a lot better now, actually.
[16:26] Mihari
    Thank goodness!
[16:30] Mahiro
    H-Hey! Don't cry!
[16:33] Mahiro
    It's not that big a deal.
[16:35] Mihari
    I-I can't help it!
[16:37] Mihari
    I worried what I'd do
    without you, you know?!
[16:46] Mahiro
    What even was that, anyway?
[16:48] Mahiro
    It doesn't feel like I
    have a cold or anything.
[16:52] Mahiro
    Don't tell me!
[16:53] Mahiro
    You don't think it's a side effect
    of that medicine you gave me?!
[16:59] Mihari
    No, I swear I took all the
    necessary precautions.
[17:03] Mihari
    And besides,
[17:04] Mihari
    it'd be strange for side effects to
    suddenly occur almost a month in.
[17:11] Mihari
    A month?
[17:22] Mihari
    Um...
[17:24] Mihari
    Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
[17:26] Mahiro
    Like what?
[17:28] Mihari
    Feeling sleepy?
[17:29] Mahiro
    I'd say so.
[17:30] Mihari
    Sluggish?
[17:32] Mahiro
    Yup.
[17:33] Mihari
    Kinda low-energy?
    A bit down in the dumps?
[17:37] Mahiro
    Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
    the home security officer!
[17:40] Mihari
    I'm not! Just listen, okay?
[17:45] Mihari
    Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
[17:48] Mahiro
    My breasts?
[17:51] Mahiro
    Now that you mention it,
    they do feel a little tender.
[17:55] Mihari
    What about your tummy?
[17:57] Mihari
    Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
[18:00] Mahiro
    Yeah, you're right! It does!
[18:02] Mihari
    Y-You know, Onii-chan...
[18:05] Mihari
    I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
[18:08] Mihari
    I think you might be on your—
[18:10] Mahiro
    Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
[18:17] Mahiro
    Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[18:26] Mihari
    W-Wait!
[18:29] Mahiro
    What is it?
[18:31] Mihari
    Um... Well... Err...
[18:35] Mihari
    J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
[18:47] Mahiro
    What's she so worked up about, anyway?
[18:52] Mahiro
    I've been to the bathroom
    plenty of times.
[19:23] Mahiro
    That's it. This is the end.
[19:25] Mihari
    Onii-chan, I can explain...
[19:28] Mahiro
    I had my whole life ahead of me.
[19:30] Mihari
    Listen to me.
[19:32] Mahiro
    If I had only known, I would've
    finished that game sooner.
[19:37] Mahiro
    Mihari, it's up to you now.
[19:47] Mihari
    Onii-chan.
[19:51] Mihari
    Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
[19:57] Mihari
    It should help with the pain.
[20:03] Mihari
    It's recommended to do some
    light stretching, too.
[20:08] Mihari
    We can do some together once
    the pain settles down a bit.
[20:19] Sign
    Red Beans
    Over Rice
[20:19] Mihari
    I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
[20:21] Mahiro
    No, thank you!
[20:36] Mihari
    Did you put it on properly?
[20:38] Mahiro
    I think so.
[20:47] Mahiro
    It feels kinda... awkward.
[20:52] Mahiro
    Do you guys really wear these things?
[21:00] Mahiro
    They're so uncomfortable.
[21:04] Mihari
    You'll get used to it.
[21:06] Mahiro
    I don't know...
[21:08] Mihari
    You complain, but don't guys have—
[21:12] Mahiro
    Have what?
[21:13] Mihari
    Don't guys have a foreign
    object to contend with too?
[21:16] Mihari
    Below the waist, I mean.
[21:18] Mahiro
    Don't call it that!
[21:20] Mihari
    How do you normally keep it under control?
[21:22] Mahiro
    What?!
[21:23] Mahiro
    How can you ask such a thing?!
[21:25] Mahiro
    You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
[21:28] Mihari
    Honestly!
[21:29] Mihari
    It's because you were complaining
    about it being uncomfortable!
[21:32] Mahiro
    No, it's just...
[21:37] Mahiro
    Anyway, I never knew you were
    going through this every month.
[21:42] Mahiro
    And all without whining about it once.
[21:44] Mahiro
    What a trooper.
[21:48] Mahiro
    Well!
[21:49] Mahiro
    Next time your tummy's hurting,
    let your big brother know, okay?
[21:53] Mahiro
    I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
[21:56] Mahiro
    Eek!
[21:57] Mahiro
    Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
[22:00] Mihari
    Have some tact!
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
[23:38] Mihari
    See you next time!