E2 - Mahiro's Time of the Month
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[00:41] Mahiro
Wh-What happened?!
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:01] Sign
Mahiro Oyama
[01:07] Sign
Mihari Oyama
SIGN ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[02:14] Mahiro
The water heater's broken?
[02:16] Mihari
Yeah, the water's cold.
SIGN #02 Mahiro's Time of the Month
[02:19] Mahiro
You're a genius scientist, aren't you?
[02:21] Mahiro
Can't you fix it?
[02:22] Mihari
This isn't my area of expertise.
[02:24] Mahiro
Welp, guess we're not
taking baths today, then!
[02:26] Mihari
Not a chance!
[02:29] Mihari
Hang on! Isn't there a public bath near us?
[02:32] Mahiro
Oh yeah, that one across
from the liquor store?
[02:36] Mihari
Well, go get ready.
I'm gonna go get dressed.
[02:39] Mahiro
Aww...
[02:45] Mahiro
A public bath, huh?
[02:48] Mahiro
Wait a sec!
[02:49] Mahiro
Don't you think that's a bad idea?!
[02:55] Mahiro
W-Welp, guess we're here...
[02:59] Mihari
Come on, Onii-chan. What's keeping you?
[03:02] Mahiro
C-Coming...
[03:17] Sign
Women
[03:17] Mahiro
Uh...
[03:18] Sign
Men
[03:20] Mahiro
Well, see you later.
[03:22] Mihari
Wait, stop!
[03:23] Mihari
Where are you going?!
[03:24] Sign
Men
[03:24] Mahiro
C-Come on, Mihari!
[03:26] Mahiro
I can't just waltz into the women's baths!
[03:27] Mihari
Who cares? You're a girl now, anyway.
[03:30] Receptionist
Hello, welcome!
[03:32] Mihari
Entry for two, please.
[03:34] Receptionist
And your change.
[03:37] Sign
Women
[03:39] Mahiro
B-But wait!
[03:41] Mahiro
Well, whatever.
[03:42] Mahiro
If Mihari's fine with it...
[03:45] Mahiro
If she says it's okay...
[03:48] Sign
Women
[03:56] Mahiro
Yup, looks about right.
[03:58] Mihari
Sorry to disappoint.
[04:10] Mahiro
So, I don't care if people see me.
[04:14] Mahiro
But what about you?
[04:16] Mihari
Huh? Why do you ask—?
[04:19] Mihari
Q-Q-Quit staring at me!
[04:22] Mahiro
Relax.
[04:23] Mahiro
I couldn't care less about
seeing my sister naked.
[04:28] Sign
Kerorin
[04:33] Mahiro
Wow, this place is awesome!
[04:36] Mahiro
It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be!
[04:42] Mahiro
Hey, look! They have spa jets!
[04:46] Mihari
Come back here!
[04:47] Mihari
We have to shower first!
[04:49] Mahiro
Yes, ma'am...
[04:52] Mahiro
Umph.
[05:03] Mahiro
All done.
[05:05] Mihari
Stop right there!
[05:06] Mahiro
What? I showered, didn't I?
[05:08] Mihari
Your hair's longer now!
You've gotta be more thorough!
[05:11] Mihari
Here, now's as good a time as any.
[05:13] Mihari
Let me show you how it's done.
[05:15] Mahiro
Ugh...
[05:17] Mihari
First, brush out your hair
to remove any build-up.
[05:21] Mihari
You should really do this before it's wet,
[05:23] Mihari
but just remember for next time, okay?
[05:25] Mahiro
Ow, ow, ouch!
[05:27] Mihari
Next, wet your hair thoroughly
with warm water.
[05:32] Mihari
Now, in your palm, work the
shampoo into a lather...
[05:36] Mihari
Then gently massage the
product into your scalp.
[05:44] Mihari
Try not to scrub too hard, though.
[05:50] Mihari
After that, rinse thoroughly.
[05:53] Mihari
With long hair like this,
it should take around five minutes.
[05:56] Mahiro
Five minutes? Are you serious?!
[06:09] Mahiro
It's finally over.
[06:12] Mahiro
Huh?
[06:12] Mihari
And for the final touch...
[06:15] Mihari
A leave-in treatment for the ends!
[06:18] Mahiro
What? You're kidding, right?
[06:23] Mahiro
Somebody help!
[06:31] Mihari
Now we can finally relax in the tub.
[06:34] Mihari
It's bad manners to soak your
hair in the water, remember?
[06:40] Mihari
You'll be chilly after all the hair care,
but a good, long soak will warm you back—
[06:45] Mahiro
Enough!
[06:46] Mihari
What?!
[06:47] Mihari
But we just got in!
[06:49] Mahiro
I'll wait for you in the lobby!
[06:54] Mihari
Honestly...
[07:01] Mahiro
No wonder girls take ages in the bath.
[07:01] Sign
Women
[07:09] Mahiro
Now, that hits the spot!
[07:19] Mahiro
Still, it's been ages since we
bathed together like that, huh?
[07:23] Boy
Come on, hold still!
[07:26] Boy
Get back here!
[07:30] Boy
You'll catch a cold if
you don't dry your hair!
[07:35] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
I'm gonna start rinsing now.
[07:36] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
Keep your eyes shut, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Young Mihari
Okay!
[07:41] Mahiro
I used to help her bathe all
the time when we were kids.
[07:45] (Flashback) Young Mahiro
Okay, all done!
[07:48] (Flashback) Young Mihari
Thanks, Onii-chan!
[07:56] Mahiro
Now, it looks like...
[08:02] Mahiro
she's the one helping me.
[08:05] Mahiro
Mihari's grown up so much since then, too.
[08:07] Mahiro
I mean...
[08:07] Little Girl
Thanks, Onii-chan!
[08:08] Mahiro
If this keeps up, it's kinda like...
[08:10] Mahiro
She won't be my "little" sister anymore...
[08:12] Sign
Women
[08:13] Mihari
Onii-cha—
[08:15] Mihari
Mahiro-chan?
[08:18] Mihari
Oh, there you are!
[08:19] Mihari
Sorry for the wait!
[08:20] Mahiro
"Mahiro-chan"?
[08:23] Mihari
Well, we're out in public, you know?
[08:26] Mihari
I can't call you "Onii-chan" here, can I?
[08:30] Mahiro
I guess you're right.
[08:36] Mahiro
Well, let's head home!
[08:42] Mahiro
Onee-chan!
[08:46] Mihari
O-O-Onee-chan...
[08:49] Mahiro
Whoa, there!
[08:50] Mahiro
I was just playing along!
[08:52] Mihari
Onee-chan...
[08:55] Mihari
That settles it.
Let's come here again, okay?
[08:57] Mahiro
Q-Quit it!
[08:58] Mahiro
Get off of me!
[09:00] Mihari
Pat, pat, pat.
[09:01] Mahiro
Stop stroking my hair!
[09:04] Mihari
It's still damp...
[09:09] Mihari
I think it's high time your big sis taught
you how to dry your hair properly.
[09:14] Mahiro
This is torture!
[09:19] Sign
ONIMAI
[09:20] Mahiro & Mihari
Onimai.
[09:27] Mahiro
I'm sleepy.
[09:30] Mihari
Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!
[09:33] Mahiro
Coming!
[09:39] Mihari
Wait, Onii-chan!
[09:41] Mihari
Your hair's soaking wet!
[09:43] Mahiro
Ugh.
[09:45] Mahiro
I can't help it. It gets wet
every time I wash my face.
[09:48] Mihari
Goodness. That's why you should wear this.
[09:54] Mahiro
Hm, this thing's kinda neat.
[09:57] Mihari
Right?
[09:58] Mahiro
Wow, girls have so many cool
items in their inventory.
[10:01] Mahiro
Like this, and bras, and stuff.
[10:03] Mihari
Stop talking like we're in a video game.
[10:06] Mihari
Try to take hair care more
seriously from now on, okay?
[10:10] Mihari
Hair is a crucial part of our
self-expression, you know?
[10:12] Mahiro
Yeah, yeah.
[10:20] Mahiro
This is pretty good.
[10:24] Mahiro
Man, I'm stuffed!
[10:29] Mahiro
I wonder when I last ate a
proper breakfast like this.
[10:37] Mahiro
Oh, it's just a mirror.
[10:39] Mahiro
I guess Mihari must have put it here.
[10:46] Mahiro
Hair care, huh?
[10:51] Mahiro
There.
[10:53] Mahiro
All done!
[10:55] Mahiro
Crap! What the hell am I doing?!
[11:00] Mihari
My goodness, how cute!
[11:06] Mahiro
It's just, you know, it's been
getting hot out recently.
[11:09] Mahiro
So I thought I'd try putting my
hair up like you saw, and well...
[11:14] Mahiro
I started trying a bunch of
styles and got kind of into it.
[11:18] Mihari
You have some of the most
random talents, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Mahiro
Comes from playing video games.
My hand-eye coordination is—
[11:24] Mihari
Wait! I have an idea.
[11:26] Mihari
Let's document our findings!
[11:28] Mahiro
Huh?!
[11:29] Mihari
Starting with buns.
[11:31] Mihari
So cute!
[11:32] Mahiro
Y-You think so?
[11:35] Mihari
Now for a sporty ponytail!
[11:38] Mihari
You look adorable!
[11:39] Mihari
Okay, next!
[11:42] Mihari
Twintails! A classic!
[11:45] Mihari
Stunning!
[11:49] Mihari
Why not add some cat ears, too?
[11:51] Mihari
Come on, Onii-chan! Strike a pose!
[11:54] Mahiro
Huh? What pose?
[11:55] Mihari
Don't think, just do!
[11:56] Mahiro
Uh— But I don't—
[11:56] Mihari
You got this, Mahiro-chan!
[11:58] Mihari
You're beautiful!
[11:59] Mihari
Captivating!
[12:00] Mihari
Absolutely adorable!
[12:01] Mihari
Now pose like a cat!
[12:03] Mahiro
L-Like a cat?!
[12:05] Mahiro
R-Right meow?
[12:10] Mahiro
Hold it!
[12:11] Mahiro
What am I, your puppet?!
[12:13] Mihari
Oh dear.
[12:14] Mahiro
Wh-What have I become?
[12:17] Mahiro
When did my feminine side become
so second nature to me?
[12:21] Mihari
Excellent.
[12:23] Mihari
I've noticed there's less friction
with your new wardrobe now, too.
[12:27] Mihari
Dressing up feels good, doesn't it?
[12:29] Mahiro
Th-That's not...
[12:31] Mahiro
Besides, look who's talking!
[12:33] Mahiro
How can you say that when you basically
wear the same outfit every day?!
[12:37] Mihari
Th-That's different.
[12:39] Mihari
This is like my uniform.
[12:42] Mihari
My trademark outfit, if you will.
[12:43] Mahiro
Why don't you try dressing up for a change?!
[12:45] Mihari
What?!
[12:47] Mihari
H-How dare you?!
This is rich coming from you!
[12:50] Mihari
Just you watch!
[13:17] Mihari
W-Well?
[13:20] Mahiro
Hmm?
[13:21] Mihari
A-Are you happy now?
[13:24] Mahiro
Wha?
[13:26] Mahiro
Oh... sure.
[13:31] Mahiro
Ouch!
[13:33] Mahiro
What was that fo—?!
[13:35] Mahiro
Hey! I didn't do anything!
[13:41] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:41] Mihari
Onimai.
[13:43] Mahiro
Onimeow.
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:45] Sign
ONIMAI
[13:54] Mihari
You even sit differently.
[14:00] Mihari
My goodness.
[14:02] Mihari
You've really gotten into
the swing of things, huh?
[14:06] Mahiro
It's just, that position feels more
natural in this body, somehow.
[14:12] Mahiro
Not good! This is not good!
[14:18] Mahiro
I'm gonna reclaim my masculinity!
[14:21] Mahiro
...is what I'd like to say, but...
[14:23] Mahiro
What does it mean to be...
[14:25] Mahiro
masculine?
[14:26] Mihari
Oh, dear.
[14:28] Mihari
Well, let's see. First things first...
[14:31] Mihari
Someone who's strong!
[14:32] Mahiro
Strong!
[14:33] Mihari
Reliable!
[14:35] Mahiro
Reliable!
[14:36] Mihari
Able to whisk someone off their feet!
[14:40] Mihari
Ouch.
[14:43] Mahiro
H-How about a piggyback?
[14:45] Mahiro
Here I go!
[14:52] Mahiro
Okay, let's sumo-wrestle!
[14:56] Mahiro
Bring it!
[15:01] Mahiro
Fine, we settle this with video games!
[15:03] Mihari
What does that have to do with masculinity?
[15:10] Mihari
I think you should be worrying
less about masculinity
[15:13] Mihari
and more about setting a
routine for yourself.
[15:15] Mahiro
Fine.
[15:17] Mihari
Getting up at a set time every day,
[15:19] Mihari
moderating video game time,
[15:21] Mihari
building up an exercise regimen...
[15:23] Mahiro
Exercise...
[15:26] Mahiro
That's it!
[15:28] Mahiro
Strength training!
[15:29] Mihari
Whoops-a-daisy.
[15:41] Mahiro
I tried.
[15:42] Mihari
Wait, what?!
[15:44] Mihari
Were you trying to do a sit-up?!
[15:47] Mihari
If you wanna exercise, you'll need
to try a little harder than that.
[15:54] Mahiro
Ow, ow, ow. I think I sprained something.
[15:57] Mihari
You can't be serious.
[15:59] Mahiro
No, really...
[16:02] Mahiro
I'm starting to feel kinda funny, too.
[16:08] Mihari
What? What's wrong?
[16:11] Mihari
Onii-chan?!
[16:21] Mahiro
I feel a lot better now, actually.
[16:26] Mihari
Thank goodness!
[16:30] Mahiro
H-Hey! Don't cry!
[16:33] Mahiro
It's not that big a deal.
[16:35] Mihari
I-I can't help it!
[16:37] Mihari
I worried what I'd do
without you, you know?!
[16:46] Mahiro
What even was that, anyway?
[16:48] Mahiro
It doesn't feel like I
have a cold or anything.
[16:52] Mahiro
Don't tell me!
[16:53] Mahiro
You don't think it's a side effect
of that medicine you gave me?!
[16:59] Mihari
No, I swear I took all the
necessary precautions.
[17:03] Mihari
And besides,
[17:04] Mihari
it'd be strange for side effects to
suddenly occur almost a month in.
[17:11] Mihari
A month?
[17:22] Mihari
Um...
[17:24] Mihari
Do you happen to have any other symptoms?
[17:26] Mahiro
Like what?
[17:28] Mihari
Feeling sleepy?
[17:29] Mahiro
I'd say so.
[17:30] Mihari
Sluggish?
[17:32] Mahiro
Yup.
[17:33] Mihari
Kinda low-energy?
A bit down in the dumps?
[17:37] Mahiro
Excuse you! Don't bad-mouth
the home security officer!
[17:40] Mihari
I'm not! Just listen, okay?
[17:45] Mihari
Do your breasts feel swollen at all?
[17:48] Mahiro
My breasts?
[17:51] Mahiro
Now that you mention it,
they do feel a little tender.
[17:55] Mihari
What about your tummy?
[17:57] Mihari
Does it feel like you have an upset stomach?
[18:00] Mahiro
Yeah, you're right! It does!
[18:02] Mihari
Y-You know, Onii-chan...
[18:05] Mihari
I don't wanna scare you or anything, but...
[18:08] Mihari
I think you might be on your—
[18:10] Mahiro
Ugh, it's starting to hurt again.
[18:17] Mahiro
Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom.
[18:26] Mihari
W-Wait!
[18:29] Mahiro
What is it?
[18:31] Mihari
Um... Well... Err...
[18:35] Mihari
J-Just try not to freak out, okay?
[18:47] Mahiro
What's she so worked up about, anyway?
[18:52] Mahiro
I've been to the bathroom
plenty of times.
[19:23] Mahiro
That's it. This is the end.
[19:25] Mihari
Onii-chan, I can explain...
[19:28] Mahiro
I had my whole life ahead of me.
[19:30] Mihari
Listen to me.
[19:32] Mahiro
If I had only known, I would've
finished that game sooner.
[19:37] Mahiro
Mihari, it's up to you now.
[19:47] Mihari
Onii-chan.
[19:51] Mihari
Here, this'll warm up your tummy.
[19:57] Mihari
It should help with the pain.
[20:03] Mihari
It's recommended to do some
light stretching, too.
[20:08] Mihari
We can do some together once
the pain settles down a bit.
[20:19] Sign
Red Beans
Over Rice
[20:19] Mihari
I also brought a ready meal, if you'd like.
[20:21] Mahiro
No, thank you!
[20:36] Mihari
Did you put it on properly?
[20:38] Mahiro
I think so.
[20:47] Mahiro
It feels kinda... awkward.
[20:52] Mahiro
Do you guys really wear these things?
[21:00] Mahiro
They're so uncomfortable.
[21:04] Mihari
You'll get used to it.
[21:06] Mahiro
I don't know...
[21:08] Mihari
You complain, but don't guys have—
[21:12] Mahiro
Have what?
[21:13] Mihari
Don't guys have a foreign
object to contend with too?
[21:16] Mihari
Below the waist, I mean.
[21:18] Mahiro
Don't call it that!
[21:20] Mihari
How do you normally keep it under control?
[21:22] Mahiro
What?!
[21:23] Mahiro
How can you ask such a thing?!
[21:25] Mahiro
You're such a pervert, Mihari-chan!
[21:28] Mihari
Honestly!
[21:29] Mihari
It's because you were complaining
about it being uncomfortable!
[21:32] Mahiro
No, it's just...
[21:37] Mahiro
Anyway, I never knew you were
going through this every month.
[21:42] Mahiro
And all without whining about it once.
[21:44] Mahiro
What a trooper.
[21:48] Mahiro
Well!
[21:49] Mahiro
Next time your tummy's hurting,
let your big brother know, okay?
[21:53] Mahiro
I'll be there for you in a heart... beat...
[21:56] Mahiro
Eek!
[21:57] Mahiro
Wh-Wh-What did I do this time?!
[22:00] Mihari
Have some tact!
[23:34] Sign
Next Episode: Mahiro's Close Encounter
[23:34] Illustration
Illustration: Mai Yoneyama
[23:38] Mihari
See you next time!