E1 - Mahiro's Confusing New Body

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[00:30] Mahiro
    It's midday already?
[00:36] Mahiro
    Did I catch a cold or something?
[00:38] Mahiro
    My body does feel kinda sluggish.
[00:52] Mahiro
    Were my hands always this small?
[01:06] Mahiro
    Something's definitely off.
[01:08] Mahiro
    My head feels kinda funny, too.
[01:23] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
    Animal Friends
[01:31] Sign {Left to Right}
    KonoMia: God's Blessing
    on This Magnificent World
[01:39] Mahiro
    Hang on, hang on. Pull it together.
[01:40] Mahiro
    I'm Mahiro Oyama,
[01:42] Mahiro
    an avid eroge gamer and self-sufficient
    home security officer.
[01:45] Mahiro
    I'm supposed to be a young man in his prime.
[01:48] Mahiro
    Th-This is crazy, but...
[01:50] Mahiro
    I think I've turned into a girl!
[01:50] Sign
    Shut-in
[02:03] Mahiro
    B-Better check.
[02:05] Mahiro
    You know? For science.
[02:08] Mihari
    Morning, Onii-chan!
[02:20] Mihari
    W-Wait, I swear I wasn't—
[02:22] Mihari
    I mean— Uh— I...
[02:39] Mihari
    Yup. Looks like that did the trick.
[02:42] Mihari
    I gotta say though, Onii-chan...
[02:44] Mihari
    I didn't expect you to
    turn out looking so cute.
[02:47] Mihari
    Around middle school age, perhaps?
[02:57] Mahiro
    M-Mihari...
[02:59] Mahiro
    You didn't drug me, did you?!
[03:01] Mihari
    Just a little drop in your drink.
[03:04] Mahiro
    Y-You can't just treat people like guinea pigs!
[03:08] Mahiro
    What do you take your big
    brother for, anyway?
[03:13] Mihari
    An unemployed, good-for-nothing shut-in.
[03:15] Sign
    Unemployed
[03:17] Mihari
    A nocturnal deadweight who hasn't
    left the house in two years.
[03:21] Sign
    Shut-in
[03:22] Mihari
    Not to mention, you're addicted
    to those gross video games.
[03:24] Sign
    Gross
[03:25] Mihari
    I think it's about time you got a job.
[03:31] Mahiro
    But how can I find work looking like this?
[03:36] Mahiro
    You want me to sell my body?
[03:38] Mihari
    Absolutely not!
[03:40] Mihari
    I just need you to let me monitor you.
[03:43] Mihari
    Think of it like a clinical trial.
[03:45] Mihari
    And don't worry.
[03:46] Mihari
    You'll go back to normal once
    the medicine's out of your system.
[03:50] Mihari
    ...I think.
[03:51] Mahiro
    Y-You think?!
[03:52] Mihari
    Well, what's done is done.
[03:54] Mihari
    Why don't you try enjoying
    life as a girl for a bit?
[03:57] Mahiro
    As a girl?
[03:58] Mihari
    That being said, though,
[04:00] Mihari
    you could start by getting up a little earlier
    and adopting a healthier lifestyle.
[04:10] Mahiro
    All right, you want me to enjoy myself?
[04:13] Mahiro
    Then I'll indulge in the greatest
    pleasure life has to offer!
[04:16] Mahiro
    Girl edition!
[04:19] Mahiro
    Well, you know where the door is. Scram!
[04:23] Mahiro
    You shouldn't even be barging
    into my room in the first place.
[04:28] Mihari
    Ew...
[04:32] Mihari
    Oh, Onii-chan.
[04:36] Mihari
    Let me let you in on a little secret.
[04:38] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[04:39] Mihari
    Apparently, the clitoral orgasm, right?
[04:41] Mihari
    It's 100 times more
    intense than the penile.
[04:43] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:44] Mihari
    I'm just saying, if you rush into
    this before you're ready...
[04:50] Mihari
    The experience might quite
    literally blow your mind.
[04:54] Mahiro
    Huh?
[04:56] SE
    Kaboom!
[05:07] Mahiro
    You're a scoundrel!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[05:27] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[05:33] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[06:42] Sign
    ONIMAI
[06:42] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[06:43] Sign
    Mahiro
SIGN    #01 Mahiro's Confusing New Body
[06:54] Mahiro
    Girl, boy. It doesn't matter.
[06:56] Mahiro
    I'm still a machine!
[06:58] Mahiro
    A monster-slaying machine!
[07:07] Mahiro
    Ugh, but the boss is gonna
    spawn any moment now.
[07:18] Sign
    Tea
[07:19] Mahiro
    I gotta do it. For the game.
[07:24] Mahiro
    Nope, not happening!
[07:34] Mahiro
    Oh, whoops. Um...
[07:36] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[08:29] Mihari
    All right, Onii-chan.
[08:31] Mihari
    Show me your tummy.
[08:35] Mahiro
    I'd rather not do that sort of
    roleplaying with my little sister...
[08:37] Mihari
    I'm doing a check-up!
[08:43] Mihari
    Now, breathe in.
[08:46] Mihari
    And out.
[08:47] Mahiro
    Do we have to do this every day?
[08:49] Mihari
    For the time being.
[08:50] Mihari
    Okay, now turn around.
[08:58] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[08:59] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[09:00] Mihari
    It smells like wet dog in here.
[09:03] Mahiro
    Uh...
[09:06] Mihari
    When was the last time you bathed?
[09:08] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[09:11] Mahiro
    Like five days ago?
[09:22] Mahiro
    So the time has finally come...
[09:28] Mahiro
    I'm sorry!
[09:30] Mahiro
    Wait— Who am I apologizing to?!
    Have I lost it?!
[09:34] Mahiro
    All right.
[09:35] Mahiro
    Gotta make sure I don't overstimulate myself.
[09:44] Mahiro
    It's actually... more lewd this way.
[09:52] Mihari
    Onii-chan, I'm leaving a change
    of clothes out here, okay?
[09:58] Mihari
    Wh-What was that?!
[10:00] Mihari
    Are you okay?!
[10:01] Mahiro
    I-I'm fine!
[10:07] Mahiro
    What's gotten into me today?
[10:18] Mahiro
    There's nothing much to
    speak of there, anyway.
[10:27] Mahiro
    I guess taking a bath doesn't
    hurt every once in a while.
[10:30] Mahiro
    Now, where did she put my clothes?
[10:35] Mahiro
    Ugh, Mihari must have left her own
    clothes here instead of mine.
[10:41] Mahiro
    Hey! What about my clothes?!
[10:44] Mihari
    I told you! I left them right there!
[10:54] Mahiro
    You serious?
[10:59] Sign
    ONIMAI
[10:59] Mihari
    Onimai.
[11:03] Sign
    ONIMAI
[11:03] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[11:12] Mihari
    So incredibly cuuuuute!
[11:15] Mihari
    I've always wanted a little
    sister to play dress-up with!
[11:20] Mahiro
    I'm not your little sister!
[11:25] Mihari
    Oh, good! You didn't skip the underwear.
[11:28] Mahiro
    Um, is this going to be a regular thing?
[11:34] Mahiro
    I don't feel right wearing
    such flimsy clothes.
[11:36] Mahiro
    I'm getting changed right
    after this, you hear?
[11:39] Mahiro
    Oh yeah, that reminds me.
[11:41] Mahiro
    I went ahead and put away all
    your old clothes for you.
[11:43] Mahiro
    I'll be arranging all your
    outfits from now on, okay?
[11:47] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[11:48] Mihari
    I mean, come on.
[11:49] Mihari
    If I left you to your own devices,
    you'd never get changed.
[11:54] Mihari
    Getting up and getting
    dressed in the morning...
[11:56] Mihari
    Remembering to wash your
    face and eat breakfast...
[11:59] Mihari
    Taking a bath every day and
    brushing your teeth before bed...
[12:03] Mihari
    It's important in life to maintain
    a well-balanced routine.
[12:07] Mihari
    Besides,
[12:07] Mihari
    your old clothes probably don't
    fit you anymore anyway, right?
[12:15] Mihari
    And plus...
[12:17] Mihari
    Look at you.
[12:27] Mihari
    You're so much cuter now.
[12:29] Mihari
    Might as well dress up
    and show off a little.
[12:32] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[12:41] Mahiro
    Teehee.
[12:41] Mahiro
    Nope! No, no, no!
[12:43] Mahiro
    I'm not into that stuff!
[12:46] Mahiro
    Wearing dainty clothes like
    this just weirds me out.
[12:50] Mihari
    All right, then.
[12:51] Mihari
    You wanna try something a
    little more conservative?
[12:56] Mahiro
    W-Well, maybe just for today...
[13:00] Mahiro
    I can put up with this.
[13:18] Sign
    Here's your outfit for today
[13:18] Sign
    Mihari
[13:29] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[14:06] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:06] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[14:20] Mihari
    What's the matter, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Mihari
    What's got you down this time?
[14:24] Mahiro
    I've reached my breaking point, Mihari.
[14:27] Mahiro
    I don't think I can stand the
    no-fap life much longer.
[14:30] Mahiro
    I was desperate to suppress the urge,
[14:32] Mahiro
    so I tried playing the BL game
    I accidentally bought once, but...
[14:42] Sign
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[14:42] Sign
    Toppington
[14:42] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:42] Sign
    I'll make it so that you'll never be able to forget me.
    I'll leave my mark on you,
    so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:43] Seme
    I'll make it so that you'll
    never be able to forget me.
[14:45] Seme
    I'll leave my mark on you,
    so everyone will know you're mine.
[14:48] Sign
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[14:48] Sign
    Bottomsley
[14:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[14:48] Sign
    No, stop!
    I'm not...
[14:49] Uke
    No, stop!
[14:50] Uke
    I'm not...
[14:55] Mahiro
    I got a little turned on.
[14:59] Mahiro
    I never thought this day would come...
[15:03] Mihari
    I-It's okay.
[15:05] Mihari
    You're a girl now, after all.
[15:07] Mihari
    It might just come with
    the territory, you know?
[15:10] Mahiro
    I refuse to accept this!
[15:16] Mihari
    Honestly...
[15:18] Mihari
    I wonder if the treatment has
    begun to alter his tastes.
[15:22] Mihari
    I'm pretty sure he likes the girly
    outfits more than he lets on as well.
[15:29] Sign
    Officer Busted
[15:29] Sign
    Anime Sports Edition
[15:39] Mihari
    Hey, Onii-chan.
[15:41] Mahiro
    Hmm?
[15:42] Mihari
    If you're up for it,
[15:44] Mihari
    I know just the thing that'll
    clear your head.
[15:50] Mahiro
    Noooo way!
[15:52] Mahiro
    Not in a million years!
[15:56] Mahiro
    You know I hate exercising!
[15:57] Mahiro
    Do you understand what it means
    to be a home security officer?!
[16:00] Mihari
    Stop saying that like it's a badge of honor!
[16:08] Mahiro
    I said I don't want to...!
[16:10] Mihari
    Stop wriggling.
[16:11] Mihari
    It'll help clear your head.
[16:12] Mahiro
    You can't make me! I'm not ready to die!
[16:16] Mihari
    Then you'd rather fall
    further into that BL rabbit hole?
[16:26] Mahiro
    I can't believe I'm stepping outside for the
    first time in two years because of this.
[16:34] Mihari
    All right, Onii-chan.
[16:35] Mihari
    You'll feel much better once
    you get your body moving.
[16:45] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[16:47] Mihari
    W-Will you at least... stick beside me?
[16:58] Mihari
    Of course. I planned on doing
    so from the get-go, okay?
[17:02] Mahiro
    Okay.
[17:04] Mihari
    I'm starting to wonder who's
    really the younger sister here.
[17:17] Mahiro
    Wai— Hold up— Mihari!
[17:20] Mahiro
    You're going too fast!
[17:22] Mihari
    Oh, sorry!
[17:27] Mihari
    You must have gotten a little out of shape.
[17:29] Mihari
    In more ways than one.
[17:35] Mahiro
    Even if I were in shape...
[17:37] Mahiro
    I wouldn't be able to keep up with you.
[17:46] Mahiro
    My little sister is a talented person.
[17:49] Mahiro
    You might even say too talented.
[17:54] Mahiro
    She's always been athletic.
[17:56] Mihari
    She was even setting track
    records back in middle school.
[18:08] Sign
    Highest Scoring Students in the First Semester Finals
[18:08] Sign
    1 Mihari Oyama 500 points
[18:10] Mahiro
    She was so good at school
[18:13] Mahiro
    that she even got accepted to
    college several years early.
[18:17] Mahiro
    I was nothing compared to such
    a high-achieving little sister,
[18:20] Mahiro
    and people would judge me
    relentlessly because of it.
[18:24] Mahiro
    Not that that was their
    sole reason for doing so.
[18:28] Mahiro
    And look at me now, my own
    little sister's guinea pig.
[18:34] Mahiro
    But, strangely enough,
    I think I'm okay with it.
[18:39] Mahiro
    It feels like I've found a
    role I can actually thrive in.
[18:43] Mahiro
    Maybe it's time I give up trying
    to be the older brother,
[18:47] Mahiro
    and stay as I am now...
[18:58] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[19:19] Mihari
    What's wrong?
[19:21] Mahiro
    It hurts.
[19:22] Mihari
    What does?
[19:24] Mahiro
    My nipples.
[19:31] Mihari
    Why aren't you wearing it?!
[19:33] Mihari
    Didn't I give you one?!
[19:34] Mahiro
    Well, uh...
[19:36] Mahiro
    It was too much. I had to
    draw the line somewhere.
[19:39] Mahiro
    You know?
[19:42] Mihari
    Say no more.
[19:44] Mihari
    You and I are going bra shopping.
[19:46] Mihari
    Right now.
[19:49] Mahiro
    What?
[20:06] Mahiro
    H-Hey! I said I'm fine!
[20:09] Mihari
    No complaining.
[20:11] Hiyori
    Hi, welcome in!
[20:13] Mihari
    Excuse me. This is her first time.
[20:17] Mihari
    Would you mind showing her the ropes?
[20:18] Hiyori
    Absolutely. Right this way.
[20:30] Hiyori
    Okey-doke.
[20:31] Hiyori
    I'm going to start measuring, all right?
[20:34] Hiyori
    It'll only take a second.
[20:43] Mahiro
    W-Wai—!
[20:44] Hiyori
    No need to feel embarrassed.
[20:46] Hiyori
    Every girl has to wear one eventually.
[20:52] Hiyori
    Let's see...
[20:53] Hiyori
    I think you're around this size.
[20:56] Hiyori
    Which one would you like?
[21:01] Hiyori
    How about we try this one on
    and see how you feel?
[21:13] Hiyori
    You can always clasp it on
    back-to-front and then swivel it around.
[21:17] Mihari
    Mhmm, mhmm.
[21:24] Mihari
    Wow, so you went with the sports bra?
[21:27] Mihari
    It really suits you.
[21:35] Mahiro
    I think I'm having an identity crisis!
[21:44] Mihari
    Hey.
[21:45] Mihari
    Come on, what happened to exercising?
[21:49] Mahiro
    I'm done.
[21:55] Mihari
    Two steps forward, one step back, I suppose.
[21:59] Mihari
    Now then, I wonder what's
    in store for us next...
[22:00] Sign
    The Big Brother
[22:00] Sign
    Rehabilitation Project
[23:34] Sign
    See you
    next time
[23:34] Sign
    See you
    next time
SIGN    Next Episode: Mahiro's Time of the Month
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Yusuke Matsuo
[23:38] Mahiro
    See you next time!