E11 - Mahiro Pretties Up

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[00:00] Boy
    Here goes nothing!
[00:10] Sign
    Highly Accurate
[00:10] Sign
    Astrology
[00:15] Minori
    My horoscope today sucks!
[00:18] Mai
    Your lucky color's red, it says.
[00:20] Miyako
    You can have my red pen, if you want.
[00:22] Mahiro
    The fortune-telling boom
    is upon us, it seems.
[00:25] Mahiro
    Girls are really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Nodoka
    Hey!
[00:31] Nodoka
    Let me read out yours too, Nemu-chan!
[00:34] Nodoka
    Be careful not to oversleep
    today, Sagittarius.
[00:38] Nodoka
    You may lose something important to you.
[00:42] Mahiro
    Its power...
[00:44] Mahiro
    It's greater than I feared.
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:03] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:09] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #11 Mahiro Pretties Up
[02:27] Mihari
    You're reading an astrology book?
[02:30] Mahiro
    Hm?
[02:31] Mahiro
    You wanna take a look?
[02:33] Mahiro
    Here.
[02:40] Mihari
    I suppose girls are quite
    fond of these, huh?
[02:43] Mahiro
    I-It's not that!
[02:45] Mahiro
    It's been all the rage at school lately,
[02:47] Mahiro
    so I just wanted to see what
    all the fuss was about!
[02:49] Mihari
    Sure, sounds plausible to me.
[02:51] Mahiro
    Gimme a break!
[02:53] Mahiro
    Honestly, you don't even know
    what I'm going through.
[02:57] Mahiro
    Oh, hey!
[02:58] Mahiro
    While you're here, why
    don't I read out yours?
[03:01] Mahiro
    Let's see. You were born
    in April, so that means...
[03:06] Mihari
    Stop right there.
[03:07] Mihari
    I don't believe in astrology, anyway.
[03:09] Mahiro
    Aw, you're no fun!
[03:11] Mihari
    Why don't you try reading
    another sign's horoscope?
[03:15] Mihari
    I bet you it'll still apply.
[03:20] Mihari
    Stuff like that is so generic.
[03:22] Mihari
    All they do is write things
    that could apply to anyone.
[03:26] Mihari
    Like "you have a serious side to you,"
[03:28] Mihari
    or "there's something weighing on you."
[03:31] Mihari
    It's called the Barnum effect.
[03:33] Mahiro
    Hang on, what's this?
[03:35] Mahiro
    To those born in the month of April,
[03:37] Mahiro
    try to avoid being overly
    argumentative today.
[03:39] Mahiro
    You may be annoying the people around you.
[03:42] Mahiro
    See? It's got you pegged!
[03:44] Mihari
    L-Let's see what it says about, you then!
[03:49] Mihari
    An important occasion is
    right around the corner.
[03:51] Mihari
    You may be in for a surprise or two.
[03:55] Mahiro
    An important occasion?
[03:57] Mahiro
    Was there something coming up?
[03:58] Mahiro
    Huh? Surely it's talking about—
[04:03] Mahiro
    Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Mahiro
    Wha?
[04:11] Momiji
    Hello, Mahiro-chan.
[04:12] Mahiro
    Hey, Momi— ji?
[04:18] Mahiro
    M-Momiji, have you finally
    gone to the dark side?
[04:22] Momiji
    It said an eyepatch would
    bring me luck today.
[04:25] Mahiro
    That's a safety risk! Take it off!
[04:31] Miyo
    Death in the upright position.
[04:34] Miyo
    Asahi-chan...
[04:36] Miyo
    Your death is nigh.
[04:38] Asahi
    Dun-Dun-Duuun!
[04:43] Mahiro
    This one's fishy, too.
[04:45] Mahiro
    Each one's more absurd than the last.
[04:48] Mahiro
    They're all just at that age, I guess.
[04:51] Mahiro
    Bless their souls.
[04:52] Miyo
    Maybe I should learn black magic, too.
[04:54] Mahiro
    Yikes!
[04:56] Mahiro
    H-Hey, guys!
[04:58] Mahiro
    How about we all do one that's
    a little more light-hearted?
[05:01] Mahiro
    Light-hearted? Like what?
[05:03] Mahiro
    Like... Um...
[05:05] Mahiro
    I didn't think this far.
[05:07] Mahiro
    I swear there was something
    in that book yesterday...
[05:11] Mahiro
    Oh!
[05:12] Mahiro
    How about animal horoscopes?!
[05:13] Mahiro
    It's about finding out which animal
    best fits your personality!
[05:16] Momiji
    Cool! That sounds fun!
[05:19] Mahiro
    No clue how you're supposed
    to do that, though.
[05:21] Mahiro
    Guess I'll just have to improvise.
[05:23] Mahiro
    Well, then, Asahi's always
    bubbly and outgoing.
[05:26] Mahiro
    A dog fits her pretty
    well, don't you think?
[05:30] Asahi
    Woof, woof!
[05:31] Momiji
    I totally see it!
[05:33] Mahiro
    And since Miyo-chan's so cute,
    maybe a bunny rabbit?
[05:37] Miyo
    Hoppity-hop!
[05:37] Miyo
    Oh, shush. You're making me blush!
[05:39] Mahiro
    Kinda fits with her seemingly
    constant arousal, too.
[05:42] Mahiro
    For Momiji, I'd say...
[05:44] Mahiro
    A kokeshi doll?
[05:45] SFX
    Koke.
[05:46] Momiji
    Huh?
[05:46] Mahiro
    Scratch that! Um...
[05:49] Mahiro
    What about a bear?
[05:50] Mahiro
    Since you're so kind-hearted and reliable!
[05:53] Momiji
    Aw, you really think so?
[05:55] Asahi
    Plus, she can get weirdly aggressive, too.
[05:59] Miyo
    What would you be, then, Mahiro-chan?
[06:02] Miyo
    Let's see...
[06:03] Miyo
    Not to blow my own trumpet, but...
[06:05] Miyo
    with a loving soul and a big heart,
[06:07] Miyo
    nothing fits me better
    than the mighty elephant!
[06:12] Miyo
    Something wrong?
[06:13] Momiji
    Nope! Nothing at all!
[06:14] Momiji
    I know!
[06:16] Momiji
    Can I try something next?
[06:18] Momiji
    It's just a normal horoscope
    reading, though.
[06:20] Mahiro
    Oh? I'm down!
[06:22] Momiji
    All right...
[06:25] Momiji
    Could you tell me your birthday, then?
[06:28] Momiji
    This is a trap, Mahiro-chan!
[06:30] Momiji
    Reading your horoscope is merely a façade
    to get you to tell me your birthday!
[06:34] Momiji
    Then I can surprise you when the day comes!
[06:36] Momiji
    It's absolutely foolproof!
[06:38] Mahiro
    Oh, right, my birthday.
[06:40] Mahiro
    Umm, it's March...
[06:44] Mahiro
    Oh, it's today, actually.
[06:47] Girls
    It is?!
[06:48] Girls
    H-Happy birthday!
[06:57] Mahiro
    I'm home!
[06:59] Mihari
    Happy birthday, Onii-chan!
[07:01] Mihari
    You completely forgot about it, didn't you?
[07:04] Mihari
    I guess horoscopes have
    their uses, after all.
[07:08] Mahiro
    Oh, goodness! What a surprise!
[07:11] Mihari
    Talk about forced!
[07:12] Mahiro
    I remembered earlier today. Sorry.
[07:15] Mihari
    Welp, so much for the element of surprise.
[07:19] Mahiro
    Not quite sure how I feel right now, though.
[07:22] Mahiro
    Feels weird to say I'm a year
    older when I look like this.
[07:25] Mihari
    How many candles should I put on it?
[07:28] Mahiro
    That's a good question.
[07:32] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] Girls
    Onimai.
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:33] ---
    ONIMAI
[07:40] Mahiro
    Hey, Momiji! Wanna walk home together?
[07:43] Momiji
    U-Uh...
[07:44] Momiji
    Sorry, I can't today.
[07:45] Mahiro
    Huh. Okay, then.
[07:47] Mahiro
    In that case... Miyo-chan!
[07:49] Miyo
    I can't either, actually...
[07:51] Mahiro
    Huh?
[07:52] Momiji
    That was close.
[07:54] Momiji
    I'll see you then, okay?
[07:55] Miyo
    Sure!
[07:56] Mahiro
    Wait!
[07:57] (Flashback) Mahiro
    C-Could this mean what I think it means?!
[08:00] (Flashback) Momiji
    Let's throw her a birthday party!
[08:01] (Flashback) Momiji
    It'll be a surprise!
[08:04] (Flashback) Momiji
    We'll plan everything in secret,
    so she doesn't find out.
[08:06] (Flashback) Asahi
    But Mahiron's birthday
    already passed, didn't it?
[08:09] (Flashback) Momiji
    Yeah, but I'm sure she'd prefer
    this over nothing at all.
[08:13] (Flashback) Momiji
    I know I would, if it were me.
[08:14] (Flashback) Asahi
    You've got a point.
[08:15] (Flashback) Momiji
    Besides, this way she definitely
    won't see it coming.
[08:19] (Flashback) Momiji
    Who would suspect a surprise party
    when it's not even their birthday?
[08:24] (Flashback) Miyo
    She sounds like some
    iron-fisted TV producer.
[08:28] (Flashback) Momiji
    Okay, then, we'll each get her a present.
[08:32] (Flashback) Momiji
    And don't say a word about it
    to her until this weekend!
[08:34] (Flashback) Asahi
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:34] (Flashback) Miyo
    Okay!
[08:36] Mahiro
    Or something along those lines, right?
[08:38] Mahiro
    It's totally cliché!
[08:39] Mahiro
    Normally, I'm supposed to get the wrong
    idea and get all depressed about it.
[08:43] Mahiro
    But an experienced fellow, such as
    myself, shan't be so easily deceived.
[08:48] Mahiro
    Well, if it isn't Asahi!
[08:50] Mahiro
    Come on now, spill the beans.
[08:51] Mahiro
    I already know what's going on.
[08:55] Asahi
    Stay away from me!
[08:57] Asahi
    I promised I wouldn't speak to you!
[09:05] Mahiro
    It's all over.
[09:23] Mihari
    Onii-chan?
[09:27] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[09:28] Mihari
    Enough! It's time to get up!
[09:35] Mahiro
    But I don't wanna!
[09:36] Mihari
    Quit crying on your little sister's lap!
[09:40] Mihari
    Honestly, you're such a softie sometimes.
[09:43] Mihari
    Have a little more confidence in yourself.
[09:47] Mihari
    See? That's them now.
[10:00] Mahiro
    We're under attack!
[10:08] Girls
    Happy birthday!
[10:12] Girls
    Jeez! You guys had me so worried!
[10:17] Miyo
    Guess we can call this a success, then.
[10:19] Asahi
    Sorry, they told me not to talk to you.
[10:22] Momiji
    Asahi's a terrible liar, you know?
[10:24] Momiji
    We knew if we let her, she'd just
    end up spilling everything.
[10:27] Mahiro
    Gotcha...
[10:33] Momiji
    Here you go.
[10:34] Momiji
    This present's from me.
[10:37] Mahiro
    Wow, thank you!
[10:40] Miyo
    I got you a book I thought
    you might like, too.
[10:42] Miyo
    Don't open it until later, okay?
[10:44] Mahiro
    Oh, of course...
[10:46] Asahi
    And I got you...
[10:48] Asahi
    This!
[10:49] Sign
    Anything-You-Want Ticket
[10:51] Mahiro
    Yup, I should've known.
[10:53] Asahi
    You can use that to get us
    all to do something for you!
[10:57] Girls
    Huh?!
[10:59] Mahiro
    That's quite the tough call to make...
[11:02] Mahiro
    Hmm...
[11:05] Mahiro
    Well, how about this?
[11:08] Mahiro
    I hope you'll all stay friends
    with me from here on out!
[11:19] Asahi
    No...
[11:20] Asahi
    Not like that.
[11:23] Asahi
    You know, like... something more practical!
[11:26] Mahiro
    Aww...
[11:27] Mahiro
    I really thought you'd
    be satisfied with that.
[11:30] Mahiro
    A shoulder massage, then?
    Would that make you happy?
[11:33] Sign
    Anything-You-Want Ticket
[11:33] Asahi
    Coming right up!
[11:37] Asahi
    Rub, rub, rub.
[11:38] Asahi
    Rubba-dub-dub.
[11:40] Momiji
    Honestly...
[11:40] Asahi
    You're so stiff, you know?
[11:41] Mahiro
    R-Really?
[11:44] Momiji
    This one's from all of us!
[11:47] Momiji
    Ta-da!
[11:48] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[11:49] Momiji
    We baked a cake for you!
[11:52] Mahiro
    Wow!
[11:54] Miyo
    It's a fruit cake! My idea!
[11:57] Mahiro
    Oh...
[11:59] Mahiro
    Is it safe to eat?
[12:01] Momiji
    It's okay. My sister supervised.
[12:04] Mahiro
    Okay, then, Momiji! Can you feed it to me?
[12:07] Momiji
    Your wish is my command!
[12:14] Momiji
    Now, open wide!
[12:20] Mahiro
    Delicious!
[12:21] Momiji
    I'm glad you like it!
[12:23] Mihari
    Here's some iced tea.
[12:25] Mahiro
    Man, I'm thirsty.
[12:27] Miyo
    Here you go!
[12:28] Miyo
    Your drink, as requested.
[12:30] Mahiro
    Turn on the TV for me, would you?
[12:32] Mihari
    I'm part of this, too?
[12:36] Miyo
    There's more if you want it.
[12:39] Asahi
    Mahiro-sama.
[12:40] Mahiro
    I need the restroom.
[12:41] Asahi
    I'll go for you!
[12:42] Asahi
    Zoomy-zoom-zoom!
[12:49] Asahi
    C'mon, get out already!
[12:51] Mihari
    That's karma for you.
[12:57] Mahiro
    I would have loved it if
    Kaede-chan were here too.
[13:01] Momiji
    I'm sorry. She said she had work today.
[13:04] Momiji
    Whoops, I forgot!
[13:06] Momiji
    She wanted me to give you her present!
[13:08] Momiji
    Here!
[13:09] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan's the best!
[13:11] Mahiro
    What could it be, I wonder...
[13:14] Mahiro
    Hm?
[13:15] Sign
    Mahiro-chan
[13:15] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[13:15] Sign
    Try dolling yourself up a bit
[13:15] Sign
    Love, Kaede
[13:15] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan!
[13:16] Kaede
    Happy birthday!
[13:18] Kaede
    Try dolling yourself up a bit!
[13:20] Kaede
    Love, Kaede.
[13:22] Miyo
    What a nice lip balm!
[13:24] Miyo
    It's tinted, too! How grown-up!
[13:27] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah...
[13:31] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:31] Nemu & Nodoka
    Onimai.
[13:35] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:35] Satsuki & Minori
    Onimai.
[13:52] Mihari
    Oh, my...
[13:54] Mihari
    How precious...
[13:55] Mahiro
    Huh?!
[13:56] Mahiro
    I-It's not what you think!
[13:58] Mahiro
    I just thought it'd be rude of
    me if I didn't use it, you know?
[14:01] Mihari
    Right, of course!
[14:02] Mihari
    If that's what you've been telling yourself!
[14:06] Mahiro
    What's her problem?
[14:21] Momiji
    Good morning, Mahiro-chan!
[14:24] Kaede
    Morning!
[14:25] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[14:32] Mahiro
    What's up?
[14:33] Momiji
    It's just, you seem more
    grown-up today somehow.
[14:37] Mahiro
    Wha?! Uh, you think so?!
[14:43] Kaede
    Aha!
[14:44] Kaede
    You're wearing the tinted
    lip balm I gave you!
[14:46] Mahiro
    Yup.
[14:48] Kaede
    You know? The lip balm I
    got her for her birthday.
[14:50] Momiji
    Oh!
[14:52] Mahiro
    Y-Yeah, I wasn't sure about it at first,
[14:55] Mahiro
    but I thought it'd be rude if I
    didn't try it on at least once.
[14:59] Kaede
    Of course, of course! Thanks for trying it!
[15:02] Kaede
    I've always thought you
    had such lovely features!
[15:10] Kaede
    Should you ever want to
    give makeup another try,
[15:12] Kaede
    just let your big sis Kaede know, okay?
[15:15] Mahiro
    O-Okay...
[15:17] Kaede
    You're so cute!
[15:19] Kaede
    I knew this color would suit you.
[15:20] Momiji
    Onee-chan!
[15:22] Kaede
    Okay, okay.
[15:23] Kaede
    Be careful at school, though, okay?
[15:27] Kaede
    Though the color's pretty faint,
    so I think you should be fine.
[15:41] Miyako
    That color's so pretty!
[15:43] Satsuki
    It's so cute! What brand is it?
[15:46] Mahiro
    Here.
[15:47] Girl
    Let me see, let me see!
[15:49] Girl
    Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:51] Momiji
    C'mon, guys! Back it up!
[15:53] Mai
    Oh, my bad!
[15:57] Mahiro
    You're my hero!
[16:00] Mahiro
    I'm still not used to
    talking to trendy girls...
[16:03] Momiji
    They're really sweet once
    you get to know them.
[16:05] Momiji
    Still, everyone's really into makeup, huh?
[16:10] Miyo
    Kids our age like dressing
    up a little, you know?
[16:13] Asahi
    I couldn't care less about that stuff!
[16:15] Miyo
    Did you really have to contradict me?
[16:23] Mahiro
    I couldn't care less either, of course.
[16:27] Mahiro
    But it does feel nice to have them
    fawning over me like this.
[16:39] Mahiro
    Does putting on a little lip tint really
    warrant this much attention, though?
[16:43] Mahiro
    Girls have such a keen eye.
[16:46] Yuuta
    O-Oyama!
[16:48] Mahiro
    Wha?
[16:49] Mahiro
    Hold up! Not the boys, too?!
[16:52] Mahiro
    Huh?
[16:54] Yuuta
    H-Here's your chocolate.
[16:56] Minato
    You know? Since it's White Day.
[16:59] Mahiro
    Oh, that's why...
[17:01] Mahiro
    It is White Day, huh?
[17:03] Mahiro
    I said you didn't have to, though!
[17:06] Mahiro
    Still, I'd be the last one
    to turn down chocolate.
[17:08] Yuuta
    S-Sure...
[17:23] Mahiro
    So...
[17:25] Mahiro
    Was there anything else?
[17:27] Yuuta & Minato
    Wha?!
[17:28] Yuuta & Minato
    Um...
[17:33] Yuuta & Minato
    W-We'll go get you something better!
[17:36] Satsuki
    Boys are so dense sometimes.
[17:38] Minori
    Those jerks.
[17:41] Mahiro
    Gosh, I feel like such a nag!
[17:45] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan!
[17:46] Momiji
    You're on class duty today, remember?
[17:48] Momiji
    You need to go pick up the class log.
[17:50] Mahiro
    Oh, no, I forgot!
[17:52] Sign
    Faculty Office
[17:55] Sign
    Japanese
[17:55] Sign
    Class Log
[17:56] Mari
    Here you go.
[17:57] Mahiro
    Sorry I'm late.
[18:00] Mari
    You made it before assembly, so you're good.
[18:03] Mari
    Hang on.
[18:04] Mari
    Are you wearing tinted lip balm?
[18:06] Mari
    It looks so natural on you.
[18:08] Mahiro
    Oh, could you tell?
[18:11] Mahiro
    I've been the talk of the
    class since this morning!
[18:13] Mari
    But wearing makeup is against school rules.
[18:16] Mari
    It's faint, so I'd like to
    let you off the hook, but...
[18:21] Mari
    I understand the desire to make
    yourself look pretty, of course.
[18:25] Mari
    You are a young lady, after all.
[18:27] Mahiro
    Oh... Uh...
[18:28] Mari
    But you don't have to worry.
[18:30] Mari
    You're a pretty girl just
    as you are, Oyama-san.
[18:34] Mari
    And we must look respectable at school.
[18:36] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am.
[18:37] Mari
    Now, go to the bathroom and wipe it off.
[18:39] Mahiro
    Yes, ma'am...
[18:46] Mahiro
    I can't believe she treated me
    like one of the trendy girls!
[18:49] Mahiro
    I think it's perfectly respectable!
[18:52] Mahiro
    This is pure authoritarianism!
[18:53] Mahiro
    What about self-expression?!
[18:59] Momiji
    Yeah, I know. And get this...
[19:01] Momiji
    Oh, welcome back!
[19:03] Miyo
    Wait, what happened to your lip balm?
[19:05] Mahiro
    U-Um...
[19:07] Mai
    Oh, no...
[19:08] Mai
    Did Mari-chan-sensei find out?
[19:11] Miyako
    She doesn't look it, but
    she can be pretty strict.
[19:15] Mai
    Welp, at least you got off easy, huh?
[19:17] Miyako
    So true!
[19:20] Mahiro
    Right?!
[19:21] Mahiro
    It's so unfair!
[19:23] Girls
    Right?
[19:26] Boy
    Are you serious?
[19:28] Yuuta
    That fancy chocolate didn't cut it, huh?
[19:31] Minato
    Girls are so hard to please...
[19:35] Takeshi
    You idiots!
[19:36] Tomoya
    You messed up big.
[19:37] Makoto
    Mahiro-san can't be won over so easily.
[19:41] Takeshi
    You could've at least gotten
    her a luxury brand!
[19:43] Makoto
    That's what I was gonna say!
[19:44] Takeshi
    What were you thinking?
[19:47] Satsuki
    Boys are so...
[19:48] Minori
    ...childish.
[19:59] Mihari
    Mahiro-chan?
[20:02] Mihari
    You're not gonna put on makeup today?
[20:05] Mahiro
    Knock it off, will ya?!
[20:07] Mahiro
    What about you?!
[20:08] Mahiro
    You wear the same outfit, day in, day out!
[20:10] Mahiro
    Why don't you spruce
    yourself up for a change?!
[20:13] Mihari
    C'mon. You know that's not my thing.
[20:16] Mihari
    How many more times do I have to say it?
[20:18] Mihari
    I don't have anyone to dress up for, anyway.
[20:21] Mihari
    And I'd hate for
    people to think I'm vain.
[20:24] Mahiro
    Welp, that was your last chance.
[20:27] Mahiro
    There's no other way.
[20:29] Mahiro
    Sensei! Do what must be done!
[20:32] Kaede
    Leave it to me!
[20:35] Mihari
    H-Have you been there this whole time?!
[20:40] Kaede
    C'mon, just roll with it!
[20:42] Mihari
    No! No way! I refuse!
[20:53] Kaede
    I'm sorry, Mihari.
[20:57] Kaede
    It's just, you skipped grades, you know?
[21:01] Kaede
    I wish we could hang out and do more
    teenage girl stuff together sometimes.
[21:06] Mihari
    Kaede...
[21:08] Mihari
    Oh, all right, then.
[21:10] Mihari
    Go on, knock yourself out.
[21:12] Kaede
    You're the best.
[21:16] Mahiro
    True friendship.
[21:22] Kaede
    There! All done!
[21:25] Kaede
    You look gorgeous, Mihari!
[21:33] Mihari
    This is like, totally weird!
[21:38] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[21:42] Mahiro
    This cannot be allowed to continue!
[21:45] Kaede
    Aw, don't say that.
[21:46] Kaede
    How about you join in on
    the fun, Mahiro-chan?
[21:55] Mihari & Kaede
    Yay!
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's Future as a Sister
[23:34] Illustration
    Illustration: Namori
[23:38] Kaede & Mihari
    See you next time!