E3 - Mahiro's Close Encounter

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[00:05] Mahiro
    Gotta pee, gotta pee!
[00:10] Kaede
    Huh?
[00:32] Kaede
    You saw... didn't you?!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[00:54] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:00] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #03 Mahiro's Close Encounter
[02:13] Mihari
    Perfect.
[02:25] Mihari
    What's going on?
[02:28] Mahiro
    Save me, Mihari!
[02:35] Mihari
    So, uh...
[02:37] Mihari
    She and I were classmates
    back in middle school.
[02:41] Kaede
    I'm Kaede. Nice to meetcha!
[02:45] Mahiro
    She seems a little colorful
    to be one of Mihari's friends.
[02:48] Mahiro
    Is she one of those gyaru fashionistas?
[02:50] Mahiro
    Ugh, this is way outside my comfort
    zone as a home security officer!
[02:54] Mahiro
    If she were to find out who I really am...
[02:57] Kaede
    You creep! Pervert!
[02:59] Kaede
    You shut-in cross-dressing weirdo!
[03:02] Mahiro
    Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
[03:03] Kaede
    So what's your name?
[03:05] Mahiro
    I-I-I'm, u-u-um...
[03:09] Mahiro
    Mahiro.
[03:11] Kaede
    Aww, she's shy! What a cutie.
[03:13] Kaede
    Hang on.
[03:14] Kaede
    You never told me you had
    a little sister, Mihari.
[03:17] Mihari
    Oh, well, you know? Family stuff.
[03:20] Mahiro
    Mhmm, yup.
[03:23] Kaede
    Ah, gotcha, gotcha.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Oh, that's right!
[03:28] Mahiro
    Sorry, Kaede. Would you mind
    keeping her company for a bit?
[03:32] Mahiro
    I still have a paper to
    finish up for college.
[03:34] Mahiro
    Huh?
[03:35] Kaede
    Man, getting into college
    early sounds rough.
[03:38] Kaede
    Sure thing! As a mere high
    schooler, I've got time to kill.
[03:41] Mihari
    You're the best!
[03:46] Mahiro
    D-Don't leave me, Mihari!
[03:54] Kaede
    So...
[03:55] Kaede
    What do you like to do in
    your free time, Mahiro-chan?
[03:58] Mahiro
    Uh! I like... reading manga
    and... p-playing games.
[04:04] Kaede
    You play games?! So do I!
[04:12] Kaede
    See? It's that puzzle
    game everyone's playing.
[04:14] Mahiro
    Oh... I don't play that one.
[04:17] Kaede
    Oh, you don't?
[04:21] Kaede
    Never mind, then.
[04:24] Mahiro
    I give up.
[04:26] Kaede
    Oh?
[04:31] Kaede
    I guess it is about lunchtime, huh?
[04:33] Kaede
    Let's eat something, shall we?
[04:38] Kaede
    I'll just whip something up from leftovers.
[04:42] Mahiro
    You're gonna cook?
[04:44] Kaede
    I've actually got a little sister, too.
[04:48] Kaede
    So I cook for her all the time.
[04:51] Kaede
    I'm the domestic type, you know?
[04:56] Kaede
    Do you cook, Mahiro-chan?
[04:58] Mahiro
    I've never done it before.
[05:00] Kaede
    It's pretty easy. Watch.
[05:42] Kaede
    All right, let's dig in!
[05:44] Mahiro
    Right.
[05:51] Mahiro
    It's yummy!
[05:52] Kaede
    Really? I'm so glad!
[06:03] Mahiro
    It's weird, but...
[06:05] Mahiro
    this feels kinda nice.
[06:12] Kaede
    I'm so full.
[06:14] Mahiro
    Same.
[06:16] Kaede
    Let's take the rest up to
    your sister later, okay?
[06:19] Mahiro
    Okay.
[06:22] Mahiro
    I thought a gyaru would be
    more of a wild child.
[06:29] Kaede
    So, Mahiro-chan...
[06:31] Kaede
    You've never done it before, have you?
[06:34] Mahiro
    Wha?
[06:37] Kaede
    Maybe I could give you
    a little demonstration.
[06:40] Mahiro
    Scratch that! She's frickin' crazy!
[06:43] Mahiro
    U-U-U-Uh! W-Wait! B-B-Back up!
[06:48] Kaede
    There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[06:51] Kaede
    Leave it to me. I'll take care good of you.
[06:55] Kaede
    Now, close your eyes.
[06:58] Mahiro
    B-But I'm not...
[07:00] Mahiro
    Just try to relax.
[07:04] Mahiro
    My head's gonna explode!
[07:11] Kaede
    There! All done!
[07:18] Kaede
    See? You're all dolled up!
[07:23] Mahiro
    She was talking about make-up?!
[07:25] Kaede
    Mihari's not as into this
    stuff as I am, you know?
[07:29] Mihari
    Sorry to disappoint.
[07:34] Mihari
    Even you had your bare-face era, Kaede.
[07:38] Kaede
    Oh, no! Not that!
[07:41] Mihari
    High school changed you, you traitor!
[07:44] Kaede
    Delete it!
[07:45] Mihari
    Not a chance!
[07:46] Mihari
    Oh, hang on!
[07:48] Mihari
    I could show you how to
    coordinate an outfit, too!
[07:50] Mihari
    Can you take me up to your room?
[07:52] Mahiro
    Absolutely not!
[07:56] Kaede
    All right, I should head home.
[07:59] Kaede
    Bye-bye, Mahiro-chan.
[08:01] Kaede
    And thanks for having me, Mihari!
[08:05] Mihari
    Kaede's great with people, don't you think?
[08:07] Mihari
    I thought she'd be good
    socialization practice for you.
[08:11] Mahiro
    You could've told me.
[08:14] Mahiro
    But you're right, she was pretty nice.
[08:20] Mahiro
    She's kinda like...
[08:22] Mahiro
    the perfect big sister!
[08:26] Mahiro
    You could learn a lot from her, you know?
[08:30] Mahiro
    Mihari-oneechan.
[08:35] Mihari
    Huh?
[08:38] Sign
    ONIMAI
[08:39] Kaede
    Onimai.
[08:40] Sign
    The Greatest Hit of the Century
[08:41] Narrator
    The greatest hit of the century!
[08:52] Leonardo
    Wait for me!
[08:55] Leonardo
    It feels like I've known you for years.
[08:59] Narrator
    But then fate tore them apart.
[09:04] Leonardo
    I won't let you die here!
[09:06] Kate
    Leonardo!
[09:11] Kate
    Leonardo!
[09:16] Sign
    Titanic in Space
[09:17] Narrator
    Titanic in Space.
[09:20] Mahiro
    It's finally out!
[09:22] Mahiro
    I wonder when they'll start
    streaming it online.
[09:28] Mihari
    Oh, wait! I wanna go see this one, too!
[09:32] Mahiro
    It's a shame my duty as home
    security officer doesn't allow it.
[09:37] Mihari
    Why don't we go see it together?
[09:40] Mahiro
    Wha?
[09:42] Sign
    The Greatest Hit of the Century
[09:53] Mahiro
    Where even are we? Isn't this a mall?
[09:57] Mihari
    There's a movie theater upstairs.
[09:59] Mahiro
    Ngh, the lively atmosphere!
    It burns my soul!
[10:03] Mihari
    You're so dramatic.
[10:05] Kaede
    Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late!
[10:07] Mahiro
    Kaede-chan!
[10:08] Kaede
    It's nice to see you again, Mahiro-chan!
[10:11] Mahiro
    Same here!
[10:13] Kaede
    'Kay, how 'bout we do a little shopping?
[10:16] Mahiro
    Huh?
[10:17] Mahiro
    P-Psst, what about the movie?
[10:20] Mihari
    Well, we kinda have some
    time to kill before it starts...
[10:23] Mahiro
    I've been tricked.
[10:24] Kaede
    Hurray!
[10:25] Mahiro
    Hm?
[10:26] Kaede
    I get to go on a date with Mahiro-chan!
[10:28] Mahiro
    Wha? W-Wait a sec...
[10:42] Kaede
    This hair clip would look
    great on you, Mihari.
[10:46] Mihari
    It's okay. I don't need one.
[10:48] Kaede
    You sure?
[10:54] Mahiro
    Ugh, I'm exhausted.
[10:57] Mahiro
    Going shopping for girl stuff
    really takes it out of you.
[11:00] Kaede
    Yeah, great choices!
[11:04] Kaede
    Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
[11:07] Mahiro
    Huh?
[11:09] Kaede
    We gotta check out the bathing suits!
[11:11] Mahiro
    We're not done yet?!
[11:24] Kaede
    Ta-da!
[11:25] Kaede
    What d'ya think?
[11:27] Mahiro
    Whoa...
[11:28] Mahiro
    Y-You're stacked...
[11:31] Kaede
    Oh, don't make me blush!
[11:33] Kaede
    You too, Mihari! Let's see you!
[11:38] Mihari
    I haven't worn a swimsuit since
    gym class back in middle school.
[11:43] Mihari
    H-How do I look?
[11:46] Kaede
    You look amazing!
[11:47] Kaede
    It really suits her! Right?
[11:49] Mahiro
    Yeah, well, you know?
[11:50] Mahiro
    It was a tough act to follow.
[11:54] Mihari
    That reminds me.
[11:55] Mihari
    Didn't you say you wanted a
    swimsuit too, Mahiro-chan?
[11:58] Mihari
    Go and pick one to try on!
[11:59] Kaede
    Let's go!
[12:06] Mihari
    Gosh, it's perfect!
[12:08] Kaede
    You look adorable!
[12:10] Mahiro
    I can't go out in public wearing this!
[12:13] Mahiro
    It's basically underwear,
    for crying out loud!
[12:15] Mihari
    Then how about this?
[12:18] Kaede
    You could also cover up with
    a beach wrap, if you'd like.
[12:20] Mahiro
    Nnngh...
[12:22] Mihari
    Why don't you try on a one-piece instead?
[12:29] Mahiro
    Yeah, I feel more comfortable in this.
[12:32] Kaede & Mihari
    Then it's settled!
[12:38] Mahiro
    Why did I even buy this?
[12:40] Mihari
    I kinda bought one on impulse...
[12:41] Kaede
    Hang on. I feel like we're
    forgetting something...
[12:45] Mihari
    The movie!
[12:56] Narration
    They have returned!
[12:58] Narration
    The long-awaited next entry
    in the worldwide hit series,
[13:01] Narration
    "Clone Wars 7: The Battle Within."
[13:03] Mahiro
    We made it!
[13:04] Narrator
    This version of me just
    doesn't know when to quit.
[13:05] Mihari
    The AC's a bit strong in here, huh?
[13:09] Kaede
    Look, it's about to start.
[13:13] Leonardo
    I won't let you die here!
[13:16] Kate
    Leonardo!
[13:25] Mahiro
    Nngh, I really need to go!
[13:28] Mahiro
    And right at the best part, too.
[13:30] Mahiro
    I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[13:32] Mihari
    Okay.
[13:38] Mahiro
    I'm a bit nervous about
    using the girls' bathroom.
[13:43] Mahiro
    Wha?
[13:46] Mahiro
    What... the hell?
[13:50] ---
    Titanic in Space
[13:50] Hiyori
    I was sobbing!
[13:52] Raika
    Me too!
[13:53] ---
    Titanic in Space
[13:54] Raika
    That last scene had me bawling.
[13:54] Mahiro
    Why is it only the girls' bathroom?!
[13:57] Hiyori
    My eyes kinda hurt from crying so much!
[13:57] ---
    Titanic in Space
[14:03] Mahiro
    I-I can't hold it much longer!
[14:06] Kate
    Leonardo!
[14:12] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan? Are you in here?
[14:21] Kaede
    Oh, dear. So you didn't make it, huh?
[14:25] Kaede
    Don't worry. It's okay.
[14:28] Kaede
    Looks like you didn't get any on your skirt.
[14:29] Kaede
    I'll go buy you a change of underwear, okay?
[14:32] Kaede
    Do you think you can wait for me here?
[14:33] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[14:34] Kaede
    This'll be our little secret, okay?
[14:52] Mihari
    What took you guys so long?
[14:53] Kaede
    The line was pretty long.
[15:02] Mahiro
    Onee-chan...
[15:07] Sign
    ONIMAI
[15:07] Mahiro; Mihari & Kaede
    Onimai.
[15:11] Sign
    ONIMAI
[15:11] Mahiro & Kaede
    Onimai.
[15:18] Mahiro
    Lunch sure is taking a while.
[15:21] Mahiro
    Mihari better not be sleeping in.
[15:25] Mahiro
    Jeez...
[15:26] Mahiro
    Really not living up to the
    "Onee-chan" title now, are we?
[15:30] Mahiro
    Hey, "Onee-chan"! What happened to lunch?
[15:47] Mahiro
    Oh, you're on your period. I've been there.
[15:49] Mihari
    I've got a cold, silly!
[15:52] Mahiro
    Oh, no! My bad!
[15:54] Mihari
    I'm fine.
[15:55] Mihari
    I took some medicine,
[15:57] Mihari
    so I just need some rest.
[15:59] Mihari
    You'll have to make do with
    instant ramen for lunch.
[16:02] Mihari
    There's some in the cupboard—
[16:05] Mahiro
    Mihari...
[16:07] Sign
    Soy Sauce
[16:09] Mahiro
    Mihari's always staying
    up late writing reports.
[16:13] Mahiro
    And she does all the housework, too!
[16:14] Mahiro
    Ugh, what am I doing
    calling her "Onee-chan"?!
[16:17] Mahiro
    She's your little sister, dammit!
[16:21] Mahiro
    I can do this! For her!
[16:24] Mahiro
    Besides, housework can't be that bad!
[16:26] Mahiro
    It's my duty as home security officer!
[16:28] Mahiro
    I'll do a bang-up job and show her
    what a great big brother I can be!
[16:33] Mahiro
    Oops...
[16:37] Mahiro
    They're a little soggy.
[16:45] Mahiro
    Bleach or fabric softener?
    Non-alkaline or alkaline?
[16:49] Mahiro
    Who cares? It's all the same, right?
[16:54] Mahiro
    Anybody can use a vacuum!
[16:58] Mahiro
    Oh, yeah. I should make
    Mihari something to eat.
[17:05] Mahiro
    In times like this, nothing beats
    some homemade rice porridge!
[17:08] Mahiro
    Rice porridge, huh?
[17:13] Sign
    Incoming Call
[17:13] Sign
    Mahiro-chan
[17:16] Kaede
    Mahiro-chan?
[17:17] Kaede
    Hm? What's up?
[17:19] Kaede
    How to make rice porridge?
[17:21] Kaede
    It's really simple, actually!
[17:23] Kaede
    But wait, does that mean
    Mihari's under the weather?
[17:26] Kaede
    Is she okay? Should I come over and help?
[17:28] Mahiro
    Oh, no, it's okay.
[17:29] Mahiro
    I think I've got this. But thanks!
[17:45] Mahiro
    Easy now...
[17:50] Mahiro
    Now I put it on low heat
    and let it simmer, right?
[18:03] Sign
    Mihari
[18:04] Mahiro
    Hup.
[18:08] Mahiro
    I made you rice porridge.
[18:11] Mihari
    What? You did?
[18:14] Mahiro
    I can't promise it's any good, though.
[18:27] Mahiro
    H-Hey! What happened?! What's wrong?!
[18:29] Mihari
    I just... I can't believe...
    Onii-chan, you cooked for me!
[18:34] Mahiro
    All right, already! Just eat
    it while it's hot, okay?
[18:38] Mihari
    Okay.
[18:45] Mihari
    It's so bland, but I'm so happy!
[18:50] Mahiro
    I forgot to add salt.
[18:56] Mahiro
    Change clothes before
    you go back to sleep, okay?
[18:58] Mihari
    Okay.
[19:15] Kaede
    Morning, Mihari-chan!
[19:17] (Flashback) Mihari
    Morning, Kaede!
[19:20] (Flashback) Kaede
    Wait. What's with the hair clip?
[19:24] (Flashback) Mihari
    Oh, this?
[19:27] (Flashback) Mihari
    My big brother gave it to me.
[19:29] (Flashback) Mihari
    He said it was a reward for
    doing so well on that test.
[19:31] (Flashback) Kaede
    Aww, must be nice to have
    such a sweet older brother.
[19:35] (Flashback) Mihari
    Do you have any siblings, Kaede?
[19:37] (Flashback) Kaede
    I have a little sister, actually.
[19:39] (Flashback) Kaede
    But honestly, we don't have much in common.
[19:42] (Flashback) Mihari
    Aw, that's too bad.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kaede
    But she's super cute all the same.
[19:46] (Flashback) Kaede
    I like baking cookies and
    stuff for her when I can.
[19:49] (Flashback) Mihari
    Wait, you know how to bake?
[19:52] (Flashback) Mihari
    Teach me, teach me!
[19:53] (Flashback) Kaede
    Of course!
[19:54] (Flashback) Kaede
    We can bake at my place together sometime!
[19:56] (Flashback) Mihari
    Hurray!
[20:18] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[20:23] Mihari
    Thank you.
[20:30] Mihari
    Perfect!
[20:31] Sign
    Mihari
[20:50] Mihari
    My big brother was always so sweet to me.
[20:53] Mihari
    But as time went by, he gradually
    stopped spending time with me.
[21:00] Mihari
    I worked so hard at school and sports
    because I craved his praise so badly.
[21:07] Mahiro
    Something smells nice in here.
[21:11] Mahiro
    A-Are you sure it's okay for you to be up?
[21:13] Mihari
    Yup, I'm all better now!
[21:16] Mihari
    Look, I baked cookies.
[21:22] Mahiro
    Sho good!
[21:23] Mahiro
    You've always been so
    good at baking, Mihari!
[21:26] Mihari
    Actually, this is a recipe
    Kaede taught me a while back.
[21:30] Mahiro
    Oh, really? Wow!
[21:33] Mihari
    But we've gotten to talk
    a lot more recently.
[21:35] Mahiro
    No wonder it tastes so good!
[21:36] Mihari
    In a way... it's just like old times.
[21:39] Mihari
    There's plenty more, okay?
[21:41] Mahiro
    Woo-hoo!
[21:42] Mahiro
    They're so good, I could eat them all day!
[21:47] Mihari
    Our roles are a little reversed, but...
[21:49] Mihari
    I'd love it if we could stay like
    this just a little while longer.
[23:28] Mihari
    I take it all back!
[23:31] Mihari
    Onii-chan?!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's New Friend
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Kay Yu
[23:38] Kaede
    See you next time!