E7 - Mahiro's Role-Playing Game

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[00:00] Sign
    Oyama
[00:04] Momiji
    You've—
[00:05] Sign
    Practice Questions
[00:08] Momiji
    You've already done them all.
[00:10] Momiji
    How?! How did you do that?!
[00:12] Mahiro
    Huh? Oh, um...
[00:15] Mahiro
    M-My sister tutored me
    while I was absent from school...
[00:20] Momiji
    Oh, right. She's like a doctor
     or something, right?
[00:25] Mahiro & Momiji
    Hm?
[00:27] Sign
    Mahiro
[00:27] Mihari
    Hey, you two. I brought
    you some refreshments!
[00:30] Momiji
    Thanks so much!
[00:32] Mihari
    You guys are doing homework? I'm so proud!
[00:35] Momiji
    Yeah, finals start next week.
[00:39] Momiji
    Oh, black tea! It smells so nice.
[00:43] Mihari
    Doesn't it? Try it with some cookies.
[00:47] Momiji
    Thank you!
[00:53] Momiji
    I hate math. Especially when they
     start adding letters to it...
[00:59] Mihari
    Oh...
[01:00] Mihari
    Okay, take this question.
[01:03] Mihari
    Here, "x" is the cost of an orange, correct?
[01:04] Mahiro
    I forgot it'd just be middle-
    school-level homework.
[01:07] Mahiro
    Even if it's been a while,
    this kind of stuff's a breeze.
[01:08] Mihari
    So this is the equation here...
[01:10] Mihari
    Which means we can take this
    number and carry it over here...
[01:11] Mahiro
    With any luck...
[01:13] Momiji
    Okay...
[01:13] Mahiro
    I'll be wiping the floor with all my exams!
[01:13] Mihari
    Now, add those two together.
[01:15] Mihari
    Then you just divide!
[01:17] Momiji
    Oh, I get it now!
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
[01:40] Sign
    Mahiro Oyama
[01:46] Sign
    Mihari Oyama
SIGN    ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister
SIGN    #07 Mahiro's Role-Playing Game
[02:58] Momiji
    Ugh, I hate tests.
[03:02] Momiji
    Must be nice, Mahiro-chan.
[03:04] Momiji
    Being such a smarty-pants!
[03:08] Momiji
    I dunno about that!
[03:11] Momiji
    It's Asahi and Miyo-chan!
[03:13] Mahiro
    Good morning!
[03:19] Mahiro
    What's happened to the bright
    and bubbly Asahi I know?!
[03:22] Miyo
    Tests are her arch-nemesis.
[03:27] Mahiro
    Ah, another victim of our
    test-score-obsessed society.
[03:31] Mahiro
    She reminds me of myself not too long ago.
[03:35] Mahiro
    There, there. You'll get through it.
[03:38] Mahiro
    I know exactly how you feel.
[03:43] Asahi
    Mahiron. We're gonna get through
    makeup exams together, okay?!
[03:48] Mahiro
    Wha?! Why me?!
[03:51] Mahiro
    Don't you think you're jumping the gun?!
[03:51] Miyo
    Aren't you gonna separate them?
[03:53] Momiji
    Well, Asahi's having a bad day.
[03:53] Mahiro
    We've got this, okay?!
[03:55] Momiji
    I'll let it slide just this once.
[04:07] Mahiro
    I don't think I've ever felt this
    calm before an exam in my life.
[04:13] Sign
    Math
[04:13] Sign
    Social Studies
[04:13] Sign
    Science
[04:13] Ms Mari
    You may begin.
[04:16] Sign
    Answer Sheet
[04:23] Mahiro
    A perfect score would be too suspicious.
[04:25] Mahiro
    I'll mess up a couple on purpose.
[04:27] Mahiro
    All things in moderation, as they say!
[04:32] Mahiro
    She's always dozing off.
[04:35] Mahiro
    I'd feel bad if I let her
    sleep through this, though.
[04:38] Mahiro
    Poke, poke.
[04:46] Mahiro
    I totally get it, though.
[04:48] Mahiro
    These seats are so warm and cozy.
[05:06] Ms Mari
    All right, stop there!
[05:08] Ms Mari
    Pass your answer sheets
    to the person in front!
[05:14] Mahiro
    Huh?
[05:17] Sign
    Answer Sheet
[05:20] Mahiro
    Wait!
[05:35] Mahiro
    I-It's over...
[05:39] Mahiro
    All right!
[05:40] Mahiro
    Time to make a comeback!
[05:42] Sign
    Math 8:40-9:30
[05:42] Sign
    Social Studies 9:40-10:30
[05:42] Sign
    Science 10:40-11:30
[05:42] Sign
    Japanese 11:40 AM-12:30
[05:42] Sign
    English 13:20-14:10
[05:45] Mahiro
    Huh? Which era?
[05:48] Mahiro
    Vegetation? Wh-What's a stratum?!
[05:52] Mahiro
    Ugh, I forgot all about
    classical literature!
[05:56] Mahiro
    Oh!
[05:58] Mahiro
    I've got English in the bag.
[06:04] Ms Mari
    All right, I'll be handing
    back your tests now.
[06:07] Sign
    Ughhh...
[06:07] Mahiro
    Ughhh...
[06:11] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan?
[06:13] Momiji
    Wh-What the—?!
[06:14] Asahi
    I knew I could count on you, Mahiron!
[06:17] Asahi
    I'll see you at the makeup exams, buddy!
[06:20] Momiji
    Don't forget me!
[06:22] Momiji
    I can help teach you!
[06:26] Momiji
    But honestly, I'm kind of relieved.
[06:30] Momiji
    I like you better this way, anyway.
[06:36] Mahiro
    I should've known...
[06:38] Momiji
    What? You slept through math?!
[06:42] Asahi
    What a slob!
[06:44] Momiji
    That's classic Mahiro-chan,
    though, don't you think?
[06:46] Asahi
    So true!
[06:47] Mahiro
    I was getting stressed out over nothing.
[06:49] Momiji
    Silly girl!
[06:55] Mihari
    O-Okay, this is too much even for me...
[06:59] Mahiro
    I don't mind being stupid,
[07:01] Mahiro
    but it kinda sucks to fail
    on the rote memorization.
[07:04] Sign
    No gaming!
[07:04] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll brush up on some
    stuff, just in case.
[07:10] Mihari
    Onii-chan...
[07:11] Mihari
    How about I bump up your allowance a little?
[07:14] Mahiro
    What?! Praise be to Mihari-sama!
[07:20] Nemu
    Onimai...
[07:20] Sign
    ONIMAI
[07:26] Asahi
    Hey, Momiji! Can I copy your notes?
[07:29] Momiji
    Did you fall asleep again?
[07:33] Mahiro
    Hang on, so I'm "Mahiron," and
    Miyo-chan's "Miyo-chin," right?
[07:37] Mahiro
    How come you don't have
    a nickname for Momiji?
[07:40] Miyo
    That is weird, now that you mention it.
[07:42] Momiji
    Oh, that's right.
[07:44] Momiji
    You didn't go to the same grade school
    as us, so you wouldn't know...
[07:48] Asahi
    I did have a nickname for her back then!
[07:51] Momiji
    It was embarrassing, so I asked her to stop.
[07:54] Mahiro & Miyo
    What? Tell us!
[07:57] Asahi
    I dubbed her...
[07:58] Asahi
    "Momijiro."
[08:00] Mahiro & Miyo
    Momijiro...
[08:03] Sign
    Momi
[08:03] Sign
    jiro
[08:05] Miyo
    It kinda suits her.
[08:07] Asahi
    It's 'cause I thought
    she was a boy at first.
[08:10] Mahiro
    I feel that.
[08:12] Momiji
    Come on, guys!
[08:21] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:24] Sign
    Japanese
[08:27] Sign
    Purrcy
[08:27] Sign
    ATK Magic
[08:27] Sign
    Fire
[08:27] Sign
    Lightning
[08:27] Sign
    Defense
[08:27] Sign
    Skill
[08:27] Sign
    1h Weapon Skills
[08:27] Sign
    Dual Wielding
[08:27] Sign
    Lost Quest 9 Strat Notes!
[08:27] Sign
    Hero
[08:27] Sign
    1h Weapons – 2h Weapons
[08:27] Sign
    Greatswords
[08:30] Mahiro
    I should pick skills that
    combo well with each other.
[08:30] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:33] Mahiro
    First, I gotta awaken the
    hero's power, though.
[08:36] Mahiro
    But do I go for a strength or speed build?
[08:39] Mahiro
    I wanna go home and get back to it!
[08:45] Momiji
    Hm?
[08:46] Momiji
    Maybe she has to go to the bathroom.
[08:50] Sign
    Japanese 1
[08:51] Momiji
    Miss! May we go to the bathroom?
[08:54] Ms Mari
    Of course!
[09:04] Momiji
    W-Wait, what?!
[09:12] Momiji
    Seriously!
[09:14] Momiji
    You're so hard to read, Mahiro-chan!
[09:16] Mahiro
    Aw, my bad.
[09:18] Mahiro
    I was just excited to get back
    and play the game I got.
[09:21] Mahiro
    You know Lost Quest IX?!
    It just came out yesterday!
[09:24] Mahiro
    It's been so long since they
    released the last one, you know?
[09:28] Momiji
    Gotcha!
[09:29] Miyo
    Sorry, I don't know that one.
[09:32] Mahiro
    What?! You don't know Lost Quest?!
[09:36] Asahi
    I know it!
[09:37] Mahiro
    You do?!
[09:38] Asahi
    Yeah, my big brother used to play it.
[09:41] Mahiro
    Right, your big brother...
[09:43] Miyo
    Boys do love video games.
[09:46] Asahi
    Right?
[09:49] Mahiro
    That's right...
[09:51] Mahiro
    I guess we're all girls here.
[09:57] Mahiro
    What do girls even talk about?
[10:01] Momiji
    What?
[10:02] Mahiro
    Oh, no! I meant, um...
[10:04] Momiji
    Now that you ask...
[10:06] Asahi
    Just talk about whatever you feel like!
[10:09] Asahi
    You look so happy when you
    talk about video games.
[10:13] Asahi
    I think it's cute!
[10:15] Mahiro
    Asahi...
[10:18] Mahiro
    You're such a good friend!
[10:22] Mahiro
    Who's a good girl?
[10:26] Momiji
    Th-Th-That's...
[10:29] Momiji
    That's what I was gonna say!
[10:37] Miyo
    Though if you want girl talk, we
    could always talk about romance!
[10:43] Mahiro
    I have a feeling your idea of
    romance is a little different...
[10:46] Miyo
    No way!
[10:53] Mahiro
    Everybody's so sweet.
[10:56] Mahiro
    Maybe I'll tell them more
    about it next time.
[10:58] Mahiro
    Truthfully, I'd like to have a deeper
    discussion about this stuff,
[11:03] Mahiro
    but that'd be asking too much.
[11:04] Yuuta
    How far did you get?
[11:09] Minato
    I think I saved right after
    leaving the port town.
[11:13] Mahiro
    Are you guys talking about Lost Quest?
[11:16] Yuuta
    U-Um... Oyama, right?
[11:20] Minato
    You play Lost Quest too?
[11:22] Mahiro
    Of course I do!
[11:24] Mahiro
    I mean, who wouldn't?!
[11:29] Mahiro
    Oh, sorry for butting in and everything.
[11:32] Yuuta
    No, we don't mind...
[11:35] Yuuta
    Right?
[11:36] Minato
    Y-Yeah. No worries.
[11:39] Mahiro
    S-So, which companion did you recruit first?
[11:43] Yuuta
    I got, what was it, that
    one with the funny name.
[11:46] Mahiro
    Do you mean Purrcy?
[11:48] Yuuta
    Y-Yeah...
[11:50] Mahiro
    Really?! Me too!
[11:53] Yuuta
    I-Its defense is a little weak, though.
[11:57] Minato
    Th-That's true.
[11:59] Mahiro
    Yeah, true.
[12:00] Mahiro
    That reminds me!
[12:01] Mahiro
    Remember that enemy you encounter
    in the first dungeon?
[12:04] Mahiro
    That thing gave me the creeps!
[12:09] Mahiro
    It's so much easier to talk to other guys!
[12:13] Mahiro
    I'm so glad I found people
    I can talk to about this!
[12:16] Mahiro
    Oh! Which entry in the
    series is your favorite?
[12:19] Mahiro
    It's gotta be six, right? I love six!
[12:21] Minato
    Huh? Six?
[12:23] Minato
    Sorry, I haven't played that one.
[12:26] Mahiro
    And you call yourself a fan?
[12:29] Minato
    I mean, it came out before
    I was born, you know?
[12:31] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:33] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:34] Minato
    Before I was born...
[12:35] Minato
    Before I was born, you know?
[12:36] Sign
    Before I was born
[12:40] Mahiro
    B-B-Before you were... born?
[12:45] Momiji
    What's wrong, Mahiro-chan?!
[12:47] Mahiro
    Oh, nothing.
[12:49] Mahiro
    I'm fine.
[12:52] Satsuki
    The boys made her cry!
[12:54] Minori
    You jerks!
[12:56] Yuuta & Minato
    What?!
[13:24] Mahiro
    Oh, right!
[13:26] Mahiro
    Sorry for earlier!
[13:34] Yuuta
    Oyama's pretty cool, huh?
[13:37] Minato
    Yeah.
[13:42] Sign
    Mahiro has leveled up!
[13:44] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] Mahiro
    Onimai.
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:44] ---
    ONIMAI
[13:48] Sign
    ONIMAI
[13:48] Ms Yuriko
    Onimai.
[13:50] Sign
    Home Ec Room
[13:53] Mahiro
    I love it when we get days
    with more practical classes.
[13:57] Asahi
    Same!
[13:58] Ms Yuriko
    Okay, kids.
[14:00] Ms Yuriko
    Next week, we'll finally be putting
    your baking knowledge into practice.
[14:03] Ms Yuriko
    Starting with cookies!
[14:07] Ms Yuriko
    The school will provide all
    the basic ingredients,
[14:10] Ms Yuriko
    but discuss with your group if
    you'd like to bring in your own
[14:13] Ms Yuriko
    to put your own spin on it.
[14:16] Mahiro
    Let's go!
[14:17] Mahiro
    I can't believe we get to
    eat cookies at school!
[14:20] Mahiro
    Gotta love those perks!
[14:21] Momiji
    We have to make them first, you know?
[14:23] Mahiro
    Right...
[14:30] Miyo
    So what kind of cookies
    do you guys wanna make?
[14:34] Mahiro
    Are you good at baking, Miyo-chan?
[14:37] Miyo
    I love baking things!
[14:39] Mahiro
    Wow, we have so much in common!
[14:41] Mahiro
    I love eating baked things!
[14:44] Mahiro
    Our team's gonna do great!
[14:46] Momiji
    Mahiro-chan...
[14:47] Mahiro
    Hm?
[14:49] Momiji
    I'm sorry, but I wouldn't
    get my hopes up just yet.
[14:52] Asahi
    Her heart might be in it,
    but her baking's terrible.
[14:56] Mahiro
    Oh, gotcha...
[14:58] Miyo
    There's so many choices, I can't decide!
[15:02] Asahi
    We gotta keep an eye on her.
[15:04] Momiji
    I don't wanna make her feel bad, though.
[15:06] Momiji
    Let's just gently nudge her
    in the right direction.
[15:09] Mahiro
    Yeah...
[15:10] Mahiro
    Are you guys good at baking, then?
[15:22] Momiji
    What kind of cookies should we make?
[15:25] Mahiro
    I'm sure we could just ask Mihari for help,
[15:28] Mahiro
    but I don't know if that's a good idea...
[15:32] Mihari
    Baking is a science, you know?!
[15:35] Mahiro
    Baking should be more about...
[15:38] Mahiro
    fun and happy vibes, you know?
[15:42] Momiji
    Sh-She's so cute...
[15:45] Momiji
    Oh, in that case, why don't
    we ask my sister to teach us?
[15:51] Mahiro
    That's it!
[16:00] Momiji
    I'm home!
[16:01] Momiji
    Are you back, Onee-chan?
[16:04] Kaede
    I'm over here!
[16:08] Kaede
    Be a dear and help me up.
[16:15] Kaede
    W-Wait. Mahiro-chan's here?!
[16:18] Kaede
    Hey! You should text me before
    you bring people over!
[16:20] Kaede
    I need time to make myself presentable...
[16:23] Momiji
    And this is the lazy-day look.
[16:26] Mahiro
    Another facet to add to the list!
[16:29] Kaede
    You wanna bake cookies?
[16:32] Momiji
    We're gonna be baking
    them in class next week.
[16:34] Momiji
    We wanted to put our own spin on it.
[16:37] Kaede
    In that case, I'm the girl for the job!
[16:41] Kaede
    I'll let you in on all my lit-tle se-crets.
[16:46] Mahiro
    Thanks, Kaede-chan!
[16:49] Mahiro
    Sounds kinda lewd...
[16:51] Kaede
    I gotta restore my honor somehow.
[16:57] Sign
    Roufl
[17:01] Kaede
    Truth be told...
[17:02] Kaede
    I've always wanted to bake
    cookies with my little sister.
[17:06] Momiji
    What? You could've told me!
[17:08] Kaede
    It'd be no fun if I had to
    drag you into it.
[17:10] Mahiro
    Oh, no, am I getting in the way?
[17:14] Kaede
    No way.
[17:16] Kaede
    You're a little sister
    to me too, Mahiro-chan.
[17:26] Kaede
    This reminds me of the time
    I taught Mihari how to bake.
[17:30] Kaede
    She would've been around the
    same age as you are now.
[17:33] Kaede
    She was all excited to try making
    cookies for her big brother.
[17:38] Mahiro
    Now that you mention it,
[17:40] Mahiro
    I do remember her baking
    cookies a lot back then...
[17:43] Momiji
    She made cookies for us not
    too long ago too, remember?
[17:47] Kaede
    I'm sure they tasted great.
[17:49] Kaede
    They say the secret ingredient
    is love, you know?
[17:54] Kaede
    Imagining the joy on their face when
    you give it to someone special
[17:57] Kaede
    might just be the key to good baking.
[18:02] Mahiro
    Someone special, huh?
[18:09] Miyo
    Did you guys decide on what
    our special spin should be?
[18:12] Mahiro
    Yup!
[18:13] Mahiro
    The results are in, and the flavor
    of choice is black tea!
[18:17] Asahi
    Black tea, huh?
[18:19] Momiji
    All you have to do is add in tea leaves!
[18:21] Miyo
    Sounds fancy, too! I'm down!
[18:25] Sign
    Roufl
[18:28] Miyo
    Let's get started, then.
[18:31] Miyo
    First, add the sugar and eggs
    to a bowl of melted butter.
[18:34] Miyo
    Then mix well before adding the flour.
[18:37] Momiji
    Mixing!
[18:39] Miyo
    Now, add the tea leaves.
[18:40] Mahiro
    Adding!
[18:42] Miyo
    Gently combine...
[18:44] Asahi
    Combining!
[18:48] Miyo
    Once cooled, roll out the batter, and...
[18:51] Miyo
    Now it's finally time
    to cut out the cookies!
[18:55] Momiji
    Miyo-chan?!
[19:01] Asahi
    Safe...
[19:03] Momiji
    I've got the cookie cutters here.
[19:06] Miyo
    Great, thanks!
[19:08] Momiji
    We were about to have massive
    cookies on our hands...
[19:12] Mahiro
    She was so good at giving orders, too...
[19:19] Miyo
    Now all that's left is to bake them!
[19:28] Miyo
    All done!
[19:30] Mahiro; Momiji & Asahi
    Whoa!
[19:33] Asahi
    They look like real cookies and everything!
[19:35] Mahiro
    We didn't burn them either!
     I think we did it!
[19:38] Momiji
    They look really good, too!
[19:45] Mahiro
    Hurray!
[19:50] Ms Yuriko
    How did it go, then?
[19:52] Miyo
    Why don't you try one, Miss?
[19:55] Ms Yuriko
    Y-Your group made these,
    did they, Murosaki-san?
[20:01] Ms Yuriko
    Goodness me!
[20:09] Miyo
    Homemade cookies are the best, aren't they?
[20:11] Asahi
    Not if you're the one making the—
[20:15] Momiji
    Super yummy! Right, Asahi?!
[20:18] Asahi
    Super...
[20:19] Momiji
    Here, try another one, Miyo-chan!
[20:23] Miyo
    So good!
[20:24] Asahi
    Right?
[20:25] Momiji
    Good, right?
[20:29] Mihari
    Welcome home!
[20:31] Mihari
    You made it through another day!
[20:35] Mahiro
    Here, these are for you.
[20:39] Mihari
    Oh? Are these cookies?
[20:42] Mahiro
    Yeah, black tea flavored.
[20:44] Mahiro
    You like black tea, don't you?
[20:45] Mihari
    Right...
[20:47] Mihari
    I do.
[20:48] Mahiro
    We...
[20:50] Mahiro
    We made them in Home Ec today.
[20:54] Mihari
    You made these?!
[20:56] Mahiro
    They're not as good as yours, though, okay?!
[21:12] Mahiro
    Time to play.
[21:30] Mihari
    Gosh!
[21:32] Mihari
    These are just too precious to eat!
[21:49] Mihari
    Smells just like Earl Grey.
[21:59] Mihari
    They're perfect.
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode: Mahiro's First Girls Sleepover
[23:35] Illustration
    Illustration: Yoshimichi Kameda
[23:37] Mahiro; Minato & Yuuta
    See you next time!