E7 - This Dungeon Battle Is a Vortex of Schemes

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[00:02] Ryota
    I worked as a salaryman
    for a toxic company,
[00:05] Ryota
    until I reincarnated...
[00:06] Ryota
    in a crazy world where everything is
    dropped by monsters in dungeons.
[00:11] Ryota
    In my new life, I'm level 1,
    but I have a unique skill
[00:15] Ryota
    that puts all of my drop rates at rank S.
[00:18] Ryota
    And today I'm...
[00:20] Ryota
    swimming in rare drops during
    a battle for a new dungeon!
[00:23] Ryota
    But for some reason, I'm just
    not okay with this drop!
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    This Dungeon Battle Is a Vortex of Schemes
[02:05] Celeste
    I have to burn the trash right away.
[02:15] Ryota
    Are you okay?!
[02:18] Celeste
    I'm fine.
[02:21] Ryota
    You can't use any more magic.
[02:24] Ryota
    You need to rest.
[02:27] Celeste
    They're... depending on me to do this.
[02:31] Celeste
    So... I have to...
[02:36] Ryota
    I've seen it all too often.
[02:38] Ryota
    People get so overwhelmed by
    responsibility that their health crashes,
[02:41] Ryota
    their spirits are crushed...
[02:44] Ryota
    Some people even die.
[02:46] Celeste
    But... this is all I can do.
[02:51] Ryota
    Sorry to make this about me,
[02:53] Ryota
    but I don't want to see that happen again.
[03:05] Emily
    Yoda, what was that?
[03:07] Ryota
    When two healing bullets fuse,
    they become a sleep bullet.
[03:11] Ryota
    I'm making her get some good sleep.
[03:13] Emily
    That's for the best.
[03:29] Celeste
    It's already so late?!
[03:39] Celeste
    I'm too late!
[03:53] Celeste
    Wow...
[04:00] Emily
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[04:02] Emily
    Please bring all the trash over here!
[04:06] Ryota
    What a great haul of homing bullets!
[04:10] Emily
    Line up, please!
[04:12] Emily
    Oh! Miss!
[04:15] Emily
    You should get some more sleep.
[04:18] Ryota
    She's right. Let us handle things here...
[04:20] Ryota
    Oh, did you wake up because you're hungry?
[04:23] Celeste
    Huh?
[04:25] Celeste
    What?!
[04:28] Ryota
    Don't worry about the trash.
[04:30] Ryota
    We moved this tent closer
    to the collection site.
[04:34] Emily
    Eat up before it gets cold!
[04:49] Celeste
    Delicious.
[04:52] Emily
    You cry when you eat something delicious?
[04:54] Emily
    Just like Yoda!
[04:57] Emily
    You're just like him in the way
    you push yourself too hard, too.
[05:01] Ryota
    Really?
[05:02] Emily
    I can tell.
[05:08] Emily
    We haven't asked your name yet.
[05:12] Celeste
    My name is Celeste.
[05:16] Ryota
    I see.
[05:17] Ryota
    So the dungeon drops are tax-exempt
    until its ownership is decided.
[05:21] Emily
    That's why so many adventurers are
    here even at this time of year.
[05:25] Celeste
    Yes, and they produce more
    and more trash every day.
[05:29] Ryota
    That's way more than one person can handle.
[05:32] Ryota
    We'll help you out when we have time.
[05:36] Celeste
    Thank you so much!
[05:40] Celeste
    This is the only work I can do...
[05:45] Ryota
    There's nothing else?
[05:54] Emily
    She fell asleep.
[05:55] Ryota
    She finally gets to share a little of
    the burden she's been carrying alone.
[06:00] Emily
    And the relief was so great, she fell asleep.
[06:08] Ryota
    That's way more powerful
    than it was yesterday!
[06:10] Emily
    Her color is much better now, as well.
[06:13] Emily
    She looks much prettier today.
[06:15] Ryota
    You're right.
[06:21] Celeste
    Since you gave me a chance to rest,
[06:23] Celeste
    my magic recovered to an
     even greater level than normal.
[06:26] Emily
    But you'll go back to the way you
    were if you overwork yourself again.
[06:29] Emily
    We have food and a bed.
[06:31] Emily
    Please stay in our tent
    until this event is over.
[06:36] Celeste
    But... I couldn't possibly ask more of you.
[06:41] Celeste
    That tent is far too
    comfortable, so if I stay...
[06:46] Ryota
    That's thanks to Emily's unique skill.
[06:48] Ryota
    You can't escape it!
[06:52] Celeste
    What an incredible skill...
[07:00] Celeste
    I will stay with you for a while, then.
[07:02] Ryota
    That settles it.
[07:04] Ryota
    I'm going to go say hello at the Secro HQ.
[07:08] Emily
    I'll go with you as far as the shops.
[07:10] Emily
    We'll be back by lunchtime.
    You can head back to the tent.
[07:20] Ryota
    Now that I look at it again,
    this place really is its own little town.
[07:30] Ryota
    Why are you selling these here?
[07:31] Owner
    You'd be surprised how well they sell.
[07:34] Owner
    Lots of men who've come here to work
    buy them as gifts for their wives.
[07:40] Ryota
    The most expensive one is a million pilos?!
[07:42] Ryota
    I definitely couldn't afford that.
[07:44] Emily
    They're so beautiful!
[07:47] Ryota
    You like this sort of thing, Emily?
[07:49] Emily
    I think rings are just lovely.
[07:52] Emily
    They're too expensive for me to buy, though.
[07:54] Emily
    But rings are just... special, you know?
[07:59] Duke
    Thank you for coming here, Mr. Sato.
[08:02] Duke
    I'm Duke, the man in charge here.
[08:04] Duke
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[08:05] Ryota
    Same to you.
[08:07] Duke
    Now, take a look at this.
SIGN    Level 1
    
     Monster: Rainbow Slime
     Drop: Soybeans
SIGN    Level 2
    
    Monster: Treant
    Drop: Chicken Breast
SIGN     Level 3
    
    Monster: Killer Butterfly
    Drop: Cabbage
SIGN    Level 4
    
    Monster: Mandrake
    Drop: Sliced Pork
SIGN    Level 5
    
     Monster:
     Danger Bear
     Drop: Okra
SIGN    Level 6
    
     Monster: Gray Slime
     Drop: Beef Rib
SIGN    Level 7
    
    Monster:
    Mad Golem
    Drop: Daikon Radish
SIGN    Level 8
    
    Monster:
    Sandworm
    Drop: Round Steak
[08:09] Duke
    It's a sketch of Selen, the new dungeon
    Secro and Hetero are fighting over.
[08:14] Ryota
    So it has ten floors...
[08:17] Duke
    We already know what drops are found there.
[08:19] Duke
    Vegetables on odd-numbered floors,
    and meats on even-numbered floors.
[08:22] Ryota
    An even split?
[08:24] Duke
    Yes, so we can't decide based on that.
[08:26] Duke
    That's why we decided that
    the side whose floors
[08:29] Duke
    yield the most rare drops
    within the time limit wins.
[08:32] Ryota
    Got it. I'll go right in and—
[08:35] Duke
    You don't need to go hunting.
[08:36] Duke
    Adventurers who find rare monsters
    on the vegetable floors
[08:39] Duke
    will capture them alive and wait for you.
[08:41] Ryota
    Huh?
[08:43] Duke
    It's the most efficient way.
[08:44] Duke
    We've solicited help with
    the promise of reward money.
[08:48] Duke
    We just need you to focus
    on getting us rare drops.
[08:51] Ryota
    They built up this whole plan around me?
[08:55] Ryota
    That never would've
    happened in my old world,
[08:57] Ryota
    but this really seems worth doing.
[09:00] Staff
    They've got a rare one!
[09:02] Staff
    On the first level!
[09:07] Duke
    As long as it's in our custody,
    we have the option to kill it.
[09:11] Duke
    Take all the time you need.
[09:13] Ryota
    Got it.
[09:18] Ryota
    Who are they?
[09:20] Duke
    The older man is Harvard.
[09:22] Duke
    He holds the same role in Hetero's
    Dungeon Association that I do in Secro.
[09:27] Duke
    Next to him is Eugene, an adventurer.
[09:29] Duke
    He's renowned for his skills,
    but his plant drop rate is at rank F.
[09:33] Ryota
    Why bring an adventurer
    with F-ranked drop rates?
[09:36] Duke
    He'll defeat rare plant monsters,
    and they probably won't drop anything.
[09:40] Duke
    That'll leave fewer chances
    for us to find rare drops.
[09:45] Ryota
    So he's here to sabotage us?
[09:47] Duke
    Exactly. But we've already got
    the initiative this time.
[09:55] Ryota
    Hold it still.
[09:58] AdventurerA
    Hurry up, would you?!
[10:03] Ryota
    There! Now it's—
[10:08] AdventurerA
    What's happening?!
[10:10] Harvard
    That one won't die unless you destroy
    the core hidden somewhere in its body.
[10:15] Harvard
    Attack it anywhere else,
    and it'll bounce back even stronger.
[10:20] Eugene
    I know exactly where its core is.
[10:29] Harvard
    Now it's first come, first serve!
    Go, Eugene!
[10:42] Eugene
    You're mine!
[10:53] Ryota
    You can see its core, too?!
[10:55] Ryota
    Yeah, something like that.
[11:01] Duke
    The rare drop, soybean sprouts, is ours!
[11:04] Duke
    That gives us a head start!
[11:06] Harvard
    Damn!
[11:11] Duke
    Here's your reward.
[11:13] Duke
    Put it somewhere safe.
[11:14] Ryota
    You're giving me this much?
[11:16] Duke
    It's an appropriate amount,
    given your contribution.
[11:19] Duke
    The soybean sprouts we
    got are yours, as well.
[11:22] Duke
    You can exchange them for money
    at the trade post we set up.
[11:27] Ryota
    This is incidental income
    I wasn't expecting.
[11:30] Ryota
    Maybe now, if I can do that one more time...
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
[11:35] Ryota
    Where did Emily go?
[11:37] Emily
    Here I am!
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
[11:41] Emily
    I can't see the director's face anymore!
[11:45] Ryota
    I'm back.
[11:47] Emily
    Welcome back.
[11:48] Emily
    You've had a very long day.
[11:51] Emily
    Was the dungeon-conquering job difficult?
[11:54] Ryota
    Yeah. Hetero's using an adventurer
    with F-ranked vegetable drop rates
[11:58] Ryota
    to kill our chances at rare drops.
[12:00] Emily
    Wow, that's how they've chosen to fight?
[12:03] Ryota
    But I actually finished that early.
[12:06] Ryota
    I'm late because I made
    a stop on the way back.
[12:12] Emily
    Oh! You bought the ring we saw this morning?
[12:16] Emily
    It really is beautiful!
[12:18] Ryota
    Emily...
[12:19] Emily
    Huh?
[12:20] Ryota
    Would you accept this?
[12:22] Emily
    Wha... What?!
[12:25] Ryota
    I mean, you help me out all the time.
[12:28] Emily
    But it's too expensive...
[12:30] Ryota
    I got incidental bonus pay. And...
[12:33] Ryota
    I was able to make good
    money on the first level.
[12:37] Ryota
    When you said rings are special,
    I started to think...
[12:41] Ryota
    What's special to me is that I met you.
[12:45] Ryota
    That's why I want to give you this.
[12:51] Ryota
    Thanks for everything, Emily.
[12:56] Emily
    No present has ever made me this happy.
[13:02] Emily
    Thank you.
SIGN    "Emily"
    
    Level 22/40
    
    Drop Status
    
    Plants D (+1)
    Animals E (+1)
    Minerals E (+1)
    Magic E (+1)
    Specials E (+1)
[13:07] Emily
    They all have "+1" next to them!
[13:10] Emily
    I've never seen this before!
[13:12] Emily
    Is it because of your power?
[13:15] Ryota
    Uh, actually...
[13:18] Ryota
    The guy told me he had more
    of the same ring in stock,
[13:21] Ryota
    and I was really curious as to
    what kind of stray would emerge
[13:26] Ryota
    from a million-pilo ring, so...
[13:30] Ryota
    It's pretty easy to make a profit here,
[13:32] Ryota
    so I tried it, figuring I'd just
    buy another if it didn't work.
[13:39] Ryota
    And I ended up getting back
    the same kind of ring,
[13:42] Ryota
    but with an effect attached.
[13:45] Emily
    That's so like you, Yoda.
[13:48] Ryota
    Let's go test it out.
[13:50] Emily
    Right!
SIGN    Selen Level 2
[13:53] Ryota
    This level's okay?
[13:55] Emily
    Yes.
[13:57] Ryota
    Oh, there's one! A treant!
[14:09] Ryota
    Ooh, a chicken breast?
[14:11] Emily
    I really got a drop!
[14:15] Ryota
    You're that happy about it?
[14:16] Emily
    I've always wanted to get a
    meat drop, even if only once!
[14:21] Emily
    This is my first one ever!
[14:24] Emily
    My animal drop rate was at rank F.
[14:27] Emily
    F is just one rank below E,
    but there's actually a huge difference.
[14:32] Emily
    People whose drop rates are
    all F are known as "F Final,"
[14:36] Emily
    and some dungeons don't
    even permit them entry.
[14:38] Ryota
    Really?
[14:44] Hetero AdventurerB
    Go get Harvard! He should be nearby!
[14:47] Ryota
    Is that this floor's rare monster?!
[14:53] Ryota
    Emily!
[14:54] Emily
    I'm okay!
[14:56] Ryota
    You—
[14:58] Harvard
    Good!
[14:59] Harvard
    Go on, shoot.
[15:01] Harvard
    You seem to have very good drop rates.
[15:05] Harvard
    Please go ahead and kill this treant beard.
[15:09] Ryota
    If I kill it, it'll definitely
    drop something,
[15:12] Ryota
    and that'll bring Hetero's
    score even with Secro's.
[15:17] Harvard
    What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill it?
[15:20] Harvard
    None of us would mind if you did,
[15:23] Harvard
    as long as the spoils drop on this floor.
[15:28] Ryota
    I can tell just from looking at him
    that his animal drop rate is high.
[15:35] Ryota
    Damn it! What do I do?
[15:39] Emily
    Yoda!
[15:45] Ryota
    Of course!
[16:11] Ryota
    Thanks, Emily.
[16:18] Emily
    I remembered what you said last night.
[16:21] Emily
    Without this ring, my animal drop rate is F.
[16:25] Ryota
    Very smart of you to come up
     with that on the spot!
[16:28] Emily
    I'm glad I could be of use.
[16:30] Emily
    All that time thinking about
    how I could help was worth it.
[16:36] Duke
    Mr. Sato.
[16:38] Duke
    I hear you did some quick thinking
    for us on the second level.
[16:41] Duke
    Thank you.
[16:42] Ryota
    It wasn't me. It was my partner.
[16:44] Duke
    This adventurer has just earned
    some reward money, then.
[16:47] Duke
    We do have a bit of a problem now, though.
[16:52] Duke
    Hetero's backup adventurers
    will be here by tonight.
[16:56] Duke
    That will triple their numbers.
[16:59] Ryota
    So they'll fill up the
    floors that drop meat?
[17:02] Duke
    The reverse.
[17:03] Duke
    They plan to fill up the odd-numbered floors,
[17:05] Duke
    the ones with vegetables,
    with F-ranked adventurers.
[17:08] Ryota
    But that's...
[17:12] Duke
    I guess our only choice is
    to fight fire with fire.
[17:16] Ryota
    No, let's finish this before
    the end of the day.
[17:20] Ryota
    If we get rare drops on
    floors 3, 5, 7, and 9,
[17:23] Ryota
    we'll be tied with them
    at the very least, right?
[17:26] Duke
    If we could do that,
    we'd effectively win, but...
[17:29] Ryota
    Raise the reward for finding rare
    monsters all the way to ten million.
[17:34] Duke
    What?! That's too much!
[17:36] Duke
    If we pay that much and then don't get
    a rare drop, it'll be a huge loss!
[17:40] Ryota
    I have a 100% chance of
    getting that rare drop.
[17:42] Duke
    Still...
[17:43] Ryota
    If I kill it and nothing drops,
[17:46] Ryota
    I'll pay you the same amount back.
[17:54] Duke
    All right.
[17:57] Duke
    I can't believe we've
    actually come this far!
SIGN    Selen Level 3
[18:01] Ryota
    The rare form of level 3's monster,
    the killer butterfly, is the evil butterfly.
[18:06] Ryota
    It drops Brussels sprouts.
SIGN    Selen Level 5
[18:08] Ryota
    The rare form of level 5's
    danger bear is the danger panda.
[18:12] Ryota
    It drops saltwort.
SIGN    Selen Level 7
[18:14] Ryota
    The rare form of level 7's
    mad golem is the rock golem.
[18:18] Ryota
    It drops daikon radish sprouts.
[18:21] Ryota
    It kinda sucks that all these
    "rare drops" are so basic,
[18:24] Ryota
    but in any case, once I kill
    this thing, we're done!
[18:27] Duke
    One of its heads is its weakness,
[18:29] Duke
    but every time it regenerates a head,
     its weakness changes!
[18:32] Ryota
    It's a royal pain to fight
    this thing legit, but...
[18:51] Ryota
    Enoki mushrooms...
[18:54] Ryota
    The last one's as lame as the rest.
[18:56] Duke
    You did it!
[18:57] Duke
    There's no way we can lose now!
[18:59] Duke
    In fact, we might as well say we've won!
[19:02] Ryota
    All thanks to you, Duke.
[19:04] Duke
    No need to be modest!
[19:05] Duke
    I'll go report your achievement
    to HQ right now.
[19:13] Ryota
    I'm not being modest.
[19:15] Ryota
    At my old office, every suggestion
    I offered was rejected.
[19:18] Ryota
    But you were on board with my idea to
    devote a budget of forty million to this.
SIGN    Selen Level 1
[19:26] Ryota
    Whether we win or not,
[19:28] Ryota
    I just made a big purchase, so I'd
    like to make a little more money.
[19:43] Ryota
    What do you want?
[19:45] Eugene
    You've gone too far.
[19:48] Eugene
    All of these guys, and my self,
    have F Final drop rates.
[19:51] Eugene
    If we could have stopped Secro,
    the money would've been ours.
[19:54] Eugene
    But thanks to you, we're no longer needed.
[20:03] Eugene
    This magic circle has the same
    effect as a magic storm.
[20:07] Eugene
    You can no longer use your projectiles.
[20:10] Eugene
    I won't take your life...
[20:13] Eugene
    But I won't rest until I make sure
    you can no longer do your job!
[20:22] Ryota
    So long as I don't worry
    about being efficient...
[20:28] Ryota
    I'm stronger when I don't use my guns.
[20:37] Eugene
    If you can use them, go ahead—
[20:40] Eugene
    You can use them?!
[20:43] Ryota
    I've used them during a magic storm before.
[20:52] Adventurer4
    Huh?
[20:59] Adventurer5
    The pain is gone...
[21:03] Ryota
    This one's loaded with special bullets.
[21:06] Ryota
    It works just like healing magic.
[21:13] Eugene
    You...
[21:14] Ryota
    You probably won't believe me,
[21:17] Ryota
    but I understand how you guys feel.
[21:20] Ryota
    So if you can't rest otherwise,
    attack me all you want.
[21:24] Ryota
    If you get hurt doing it,
    I'll fix you up each time.
[21:28] Ryota
    But I won't lose, either.
[21:31] Ryota
    Because I have someone waiting
    for me to come home safe.
[21:35] Eugene
    I get it.
[21:37] Eugene
    I envy you for having someone like that.
[21:40] Ryota
    I didn't always have her.
[21:42] Ryota
    You might find someone of your own someday.
[21:50] Ryota
    I'm back.
[21:51] Emily
    Welcome back!
[21:53] Celeste
    Oh, welcome back.
[21:55] Emily
    We've been waiting for you!
[21:56] Emily
    Dinner is already on the table.
[21:59] Ryota
    I've come... home.
[22:04] Emily
    We... can see that.