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E1 - He's a Human That Was Dropped by a Slime

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[00:07] Ryota
    What did I just hear?
[00:09] Ryota
    It sounded like a video game sound effect.
[00:12] Ryota
    So tired...
[00:14] Ryota
    I don't wanna get up...
[00:16] Emily
    Are you... a human?
[00:19] Emily
    But you're a drop, so...
[00:21] Emily
    I get it.
[00:23] Emily
    It's a human-shaped piece of meat.
[00:25] Emily
    I'll try cutting it up.
SIGN    Telulu Level 1
[00:27] Ryota
    Wait just a minute!
[00:31] Emily
    Y-You scared me!
[00:33] Emily
    So you really are a human?
[00:36] Ryota
    I feel like that should be obvious!
[00:38] Emily
    But why did a slime drop a human on death?
[00:42] Ryota
    A slime? Drop?
[00:44] Emily
    It doesn't make sense.
[00:46] Emily
    They normally drop bean sprouts.
[00:49] Ryota
    What is all this about slimes and drops?
[00:52] Ryota
    Are you actually sane?
[00:54] Emily
    You really don't know?
[00:56] Ryota
    For real, what are you talking about?
[00:59] Emily
    Watch me for a minute.
SIGN    m 0 0 l -60 0 l -64 -4 l -64 -40 l -60 -44 l -40 -44 l -40 -42 l -60 -42 l -62 -40 l -62 -4 l -60 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -60 0 l -64 -4 l -64 -40 l -60 -44 l -40 -44 l -40 -42 l -60 -42 l -62 -40 l -62 -4 l -60 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    A slime appeared.
[01:02] Ryota
    A slime?
[01:05] Ryota
    Whoa, careful!
[01:09] Ryota
    Hey!
[01:10] Emily
    I'm just... fine!
[01:17] Ryota
    Why are there bean sprouts?!
[01:19] Emily
    The slimes on level 1 of
    Telulu drop bean sprouts.
[01:23] Emily
    That's common knowledge.
[01:25] Ryota
    Not any knowledge I've ever heard of.
[01:29] Ryota
    What is this?! What's going on?!
[01:32] Ryota
    What the hell is going on here?!
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    He's a Human That Was Dropped by a Slime
[03:11] Ryota
    So... is that how bean sprouts are made?
[03:15] Emily
    Well, bean sprouts...
[03:17] Emily
    and everything else, really.
[03:20] Ryota
    Everything?
[03:22] Emily
    Everything in this world is
    dropped by monsters in dungeons.
[03:26] Emily
    You really don't know anything, do you?
[03:31] Ryota
    Hey...
[03:32] Emily
    Yes?
[03:33] Ryota
    So we're not in Japan?
[03:35] Ryota
    Japan?
[03:36] Ryota
    But we're on Earth, right?
[03:38] Emily
    Earth?
[03:40] Ryota
    What is going on here?
[03:49] Ryota
    It seems like you've been
    killing nothing but slimes.
[03:52] Ryota
    Aren't you gonna kill anything else?
[03:55] Emily
    Slimes are the only monsters
    on level 1 of Telulu.
[03:58] Ryota
    So you're not going to any other levels?
[04:00] Emily
    I'm too weak.
[04:02] Ryota
    You don't look weak to me...
[04:05] Emily
    If I level up some,
    I might be able to go to level 2.
[04:09] Ryota
    Level? You can level up?
[04:12] Emily
    Sure.
[04:13] Emily
    Oh! Want to see?
[04:16] Emily
    Here it is.
[04:17] Ryota
    Here what is?
[04:18] Emily
    This is a status board.
SIGN    "Emily"
SIGN    Level
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Vitality
SIGN    Intelligence
[04:23] Emily
    This is my current status.
[04:26] Ryota
    It really is just like a video game.
[04:29] Ryota
    Her HP is rated B, and her strength is C...
[04:32] Ryota
    And the rest... hmm...
[04:34] Ryota
    She looks like the typical
    power-based build.
[04:37] Ryota
    Hey, there's a second page.
[04:39] Emily
    Yes.
[04:41] Emily
    This is my drop status.
SIGN    "Emily"
SIGN    Level
SIGN    Drop Status
SIGN    Plants
SIGN    Animals
SIGN    Minerals
SIGN    Magic
SIGN    Specials
[04:44] Ryota
    What does it mean when these stats are high?
[04:46] Emily
    High levels make it easier to get drops,
[04:49] Emily
    and increases the quantities you get.
[04:51] Emily
    My highest level is in plants,
[04:54] Emily
    so I'm getting bean sprouts here.
[04:56] Ryota
    I wouldn't call this "high."
[04:59] Ryota
    Just higher than the other ones.
[05:02] Emily
    Want to try it?
[05:03] Ryota
    Sure.
[05:05] Ryota
    Do I just touch it?
[05:06] Emily
    Yes.
[05:12] Emily
    Your abilities are very low.
SIGN    "Ryota"
SIGN    Level
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Vitality
SIGN    Intelligence
SIGN    Will
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Luck
[05:15] Ryota
    Level 1...
[05:16] Ryota
    Does this mean the highest
    level I can ever reach is 1?
[05:20] Emily
    That is what it means, yes.
[05:22] Ryota
    Yo, come on...
[05:25] Emily
    Your drop status is quite sad, too.
[05:29] Ryota
    I don't have anything going for me at all.
[05:32] Emily
    Let's see... A, B, C, D, E, F...
[05:36] Emily
    Q, R, S...
[05:38] Emily
    They're so low.
[05:40] Ryota
    Huh?
SIGN    "Ryota"
SIGN    Level
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Plants
SIGN    Animals
SIGN    Minerals
SIGN    Magic
SIGN    Specials
[05:41] Emily
    With levels this low, you might
    not get any drops at all.
[05:46] Ryota
    Wait a minute! S is low?
[05:49] Emily
    Huh? Well, it's...
[05:50] Ryota
    Wait, my impression is
    that S is higher than A.
[05:50] Emily
    A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K...
[05:55] Ryota
    Is it different here?
[05:57] Ryota
    I'll try it out.
[05:59] Emily
    What are you looking for?
[06:01] Ryota
    I'd like to find something
    that'll work as a weapon.
[06:05] Emily
    Want to use mine?
[06:07] Ryota
    Thank—
[06:09] Ryota
    What does this weigh, a hundred kilos?
[06:12] Emily
    I-I'm sorry!
[06:15] Emily
    How about this one?
[06:18] Dungeon Voice
    Ryota acquired a bamboo spear.
SIGN    m 0 0 l -62 0 l -66 -4 l -66 -44 l -62 -48 l -40 -48 l -40 -46 l -62 -46 l -64 -44 l -64 -4 l -62 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -62 0 l -66 -4 l -66 -44 l -62 -48 l -40 -48 l -40 -46 l -62 -46 l -64 -44 l -64 -4 l -62 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    Ryota acquired a bamboo spear.
[06:21] Ryota
    This should work.
[06:23] Emily
    Here comes a slime.
SIGN    m 0 0 l -62 0 l -66 -4 l -66 -44 l -62 -48 l -40 -48 l -40 -46 l -62 -46 l -64 -44 l -64 -4 l -62 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -62 0 l -66 -4 l -66 -44 l -62 -48 l -40 -48 l -40 -46 l -62 -46 l -64 -44 l -64 -4 l -62 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    A slime appeared.
[06:26] Ryota
    All right!
[06:36] Emily
    You did it!
[06:41] Emily
    W-Wow!
[06:44] Ryota
    Have you ever gotten this many in a drop?
[06:46] Emily
    No!
[06:47] Emily
    I've been here about two years,
    and I've never seen a drop like this.
[06:52] Ryota
    Which must mean S really is above A.
[06:57] Ryota
    Have you seen the S rating anywhere else?
[07:00] Emily
    No, I haven't.
[07:01] Emily
    I've never even heard of it.
[07:03] Ryota
    I see...
[07:07] Emily
    Let's eat together.
[07:12] Emily
    Here you go.
[07:15] Ryota
    Thanks.
[07:17] Ryota
    Let's dig in.
[07:22] Ryota
    This is great!
[07:23] Ryota
    The subtle spice of the chili oil dressing
    is just right for the crispy bean sprouts!
[07:30] Ryota
    This would be a perfect beer snack!
[07:33] Emily
    Really?
[07:34] Ryota
    You don't drink?
[07:36] Emily
    No. Liquor is very expensive,
    so I can't even afford it.
[07:41] Emily
    Try this, too.
[07:43] Ryota
    Thanks.
[07:47] Ryota
    It's warm...
[07:54] Emily
    Wh-What's the matter?!
[07:56] Emily
    Does it taste bad?!
[07:58] Ryota
    No, that's not it.
[08:01] Ryota
    It's just been so long since
    I sat down to eat a warm meal
[08:06] Ryota
    with someone else.
[08:10] Ryota
    I left early every morning
[08:11] Ryota
    and got home late every night
    after doing unpaid overtime,
[08:14] Ryota
    so I'd just wolf down something
    cold from the convenience store.
[08:19] Ryota
    It ruined my health.
    I was even hospitalized.
[08:22] Ryota
    Then I thought I needed
    to make up for lost time.
[08:25] Ryota
    So I worked overtime again,
    and missed the last train, so I took a nap...
[08:30] Ryota
    And the next thing I knew,
    I was dropped by a slime.
[08:36] Ryota
    For real, nothing I did
    ever paid off in any way.
[08:39] Ryota
    Every day was hell.
[08:44] Emily
    This is something I once heard.
[08:48] Emily
    One's efforts will always
    pay off in the end.
[08:51] Emily
    How quickly or slowly it happens may vary,
[08:54] Emily
    but those who work hard
    will always be rewarded.
[08:57] Emily
    Even better,
[08:59] Emily
    the longer you work hard
    without being rewarded,
[09:02] Emily
    the greater your reward will be.
[09:05] Emily
    It's like the tension in your thumb when
    you're about to flick someone's forehead.
[09:10] Emily
    The greater the tension,
    the stronger the flick.
[09:13] Emily
    So the most amazing way to do it
[09:16] Emily
    is to be reborn and get your
    reward in your next life.
[09:21] Emily
    I think you worked very hard,
[09:24] Emily
    so all that's left for you now
[09:26] Emily
    is to be rewarded.
[09:36] Ryota
    Thanks.
[09:40] Ryota
    I guess I should look for a place to stay.
[09:43] Emily
    In that case, there's a town
    right outside the dungeon.
[09:46] Emily
    You can find lodging there.
[09:49] Emily
    I'm going to sleep soon myself.
[09:51] Ryota
    Huh? In here?
[09:53] Emily
    Yes. My drops are all low,
[09:56] Emily
    so I don't earn a lot.
[09:59] Emily
    It's my dream to rent an apartment someday.
[10:04] Ryota
    I see...
[10:07] Emily
    Oh! Take this with you!
[10:09] Ryota
    Huh? Are you sure?
[10:12] Emily
    You'll have a hard time without a weapon.
[10:14] Ryota
    Okay. I'll borrow this
    and return it someday.
[10:18] Emily
    Sure!
[10:19] Emily
    I'm always here in level 1 of Telulu.
[10:23] Ryota
    What's your name?
[10:25] Emily
    Emily Brown.
[10:28] Ryota
    Emily...
[10:29] Ryota
    I'm Sato Ryota.
[10:31] Emily
    Hello... Yoda?
[10:34] Ryota
    Sato Ryota!
[10:36] Emily
    I've never heard a name like that before.
[10:41] Ryota
    I'm getting the idea now.
[10:44] Ryota
    The currency here is "pilos."
[10:46] Ryota
    Those bean sprouts are worth 200 pilos.
[10:48] Ryota
    A room just to sleep in
    is 2,000 pilos a night.
[10:52] Ryota
    A bowl of the closest thing they
    have to ramen is 500 pilos.
[10:55] Ryota
    I've verified the prices
    of the things I want.
[10:58] Ryota
    All that's left is...
SIGN    Telulu Level 1
[11:05] Ryota
    When I learned that I'm stuck at level 1,
[11:07] Ryota
    I thought that I was in for hell again,
    where nothing I did would ever pay off.
[11:12] Ryota
    But with this overpowered skill that
    puts all my drop rates at S...
[11:17] Ryota
    I can make it work this time!
[11:21] Emily
    Huh?
[11:22] Emily
    What's this place?
[11:23] Ryota
    I rented it with what
    I earned in three days.
[11:26] Emily
    Three days?!
[11:27] Emily
    That's amazing, Yoda!
[11:29] Ryota
    Yeah, but it's just a run-down
    87-year-old apartment,
[11:34] Ryota
    so there's no deposit or key money.
[11:36] Ryota
    It was the best I could do in three days.
[11:38] Emily
    That's still amazing!
[11:40] Emily
    How much does it cost?
[11:42] Ryota
    Twenty thousand pilos a month.
[11:44] Emily
    Twenty thousand... That's amazing.
[11:48] Emily
    So amazing!
[11:49] Ryota
    And... here's this.
[11:54] Emily
    What is it?
[11:58] Ryota
    The key.
[11:59] Emily
    Huh? Why are you giving it to me?
[12:01] Ryota
    Can't live here from now on without it.
[12:04] Emily
    Who's living here?
[12:06] Ryota
    You are.
[12:07] Emily
    What?!
[12:09] Ryota
    I'll cover all the rent,
    so don't worry about that.
[12:12] Emily
    B-But I can't accept this!
[12:14] Ryota
    It's to thank you for the soup.
[12:18] Ryota
    That soup was delicious...
[12:20] Ryota
    and warm.
[12:23] Ryota
    So I'm showing my gratitude.
    I wish it was a nicer place,
[12:27] Ryota
    but I want you to live here.
[12:30] Emily
    All right.
[12:31] Ryota
    Okay, I'll get going, then.
[12:35] Emily
    Your hands are covered in blisters.
[12:37] Ryota
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[12:40] Ryota
    I might have gotten some blood
    on the spear you lent me,
[12:44] Ryota
    but I'll wash it before I return it.
[12:46] Emily
    And you have bags under your eyes.
[12:48] Ryota
    Once they clear up,
    that's when I'll really get started.
[12:51] Emily
    I'll...
[12:53] Emily
    make more soup.
[12:54] Ryota
    Okay, then, I'll just take a bowl—
[12:58] Emily
    I'll make it for the rest of my life!
[12:59] Emily
    So please enjoy it with me!
[13:02] Ryota
    Huh? D-Does that mean...
[13:07] Ryota
    Is she asking me to live with her?
[13:09] Ryota
    Can I do that?
[13:13] Emily
    Okay?
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
[13:15] Emily
    Uh... Upsy-daisy.
[13:22] Emily
    Here!
[13:23] Ryota
    Seriously, how?!
[13:33] Ryota
    Got more for you, Erza.
[13:35] Erza
    Sure. One moment, please.
[13:39] Erza
    You're, um... Drunken Sato?
[13:42] Ryota
    It's Ryota!
[13:43] Erza
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[13:45] Erza
    You just have such a difficult name.
[13:50] Erza
    That's a total of 1,967 pilos.
[13:53] Erza
    Since you always bring in such large amounts,
[13:57] Erza
    I'll round it up to 2,000 this time.
[14:00] Ryota
    Thanks.
[14:01] Ryota
    But they're still just bean sprouts,
    so they don't fetch a lot, huh?
[14:05] Ryota
    Maybe I'll try the second level of Telulu.
[14:07] Erza
    The monsters on the
    second level drop carrots.
[14:11] Ryota
    That's surreal! Too surreal!
[14:15] Ryota
    But that's just how things are
    in this world, I guess...
[14:19] Erza
    Oh, did you know about the new
    dungeon that came about recently?
[14:24] Ryota
    What? Dungeons just... show up?
[14:27] Erza
    Yes, every now and then.
[14:30] Erza
    But the name is kind of difficult to say.
[14:33] Erza
    Nibo... No, that's not it...
[14:35] Erza
    Nihonium. That's the name, I think.
[14:38] Erza
    Nihonium?
[14:39] Erza
    That's easy to say.
[14:41] Erza
    Is it?
[14:42] Erza
    The Neptune Group is investigating
    what's dropped there,
[14:46] Erza
    so we'll know soon.
[14:48] Ryota
    Neptune Group?
[14:50] Erza
    You don't know them?
[14:52] Erza
    They're the most powerful
    organization in Secro.
[14:54] Ryota
    Huh...
[14:58] Ryota
    Sorry for holding you up.
[15:00] Ryota
    I'll be on my way.
[15:01] Erza
    Wait!
[15:03] Erza
    There's a new shop just out on the corner,
[15:06] Erza
    and they have delicious beer!
[15:08] Erza
    W-Would you like to go there with me today?
[15:12] Ryota
    Beer, huh?
[15:14] Ryota
    Sorry, I'll have to pass today.
[15:16] Ryota
    See ya next time.
[15:18] Erza
    Y-Yes, next time...
[15:21] Eyna
    Aw, shot down, huh? What a shame.
[15:23] Erza
    I-It wasn't anything like that!
[15:27] Ryota
    It's been decades since I came home
    to a place where someone was waiting.
[15:31] Ryota
    What do I say?
[15:33] Ryota
    It's gotta be...
[15:35] Ryota
    I-I'm how—
[15:37] Ryota
    home.
[15:38] Emily
    Welcome home!
[15:40] Ryota
    I-I'm home.
[15:41] Emily
    Yes, welcome home!
[15:45] Ryota
    Is it me...
[15:46] Ryota
    or is it a whole lot cleaner now?
[15:49] Emily
    Yes, I cleaned it up.
[15:51] Ryota
    This goes way beyond just "cleaning up."
[15:55] Emily
    I shouldn't have?
[15:57] Emily
    It was my first time cleaning a place,
[16:00] Emily
    so I went all-out.
[16:02] Emily
    Here you go, Yoda. A hot towel.
[16:05] Ryota
    Man, this feels great!
[16:08] Ryota
    Thank you, Emily!
[16:10] Emily
    I also made tea.
[16:12] Ryota
    You made tea, too?!
[16:14] Emily
    Yes. Have a seat and wait a moment.
[16:17] Ryota
    You don't have to do all this.
[16:19] Ryota
    Why don't you take a break?
[16:21] Ryota
    You must be tired.
[16:24] Emily
    Being able to do things around my home
    is such a new feeling! I love it!
[16:28] Emily
    I'm not tired at all!
[16:29] Ryota
    Okay, I guess...
[16:34] Ryota
    By the way, I heard a new dungeon showed up.
[16:38] Ryota
    It's called Nihonium.
[16:41] Emily
    I heard.
[16:42] Emily
    It's apparently a useless dungeon
    where nothing drops at all.
[16:46] Ryota
    Nothing drops at all?
[16:49] Ryota
    In a world where everything
    drops in dungeons,
[16:53] Ryota
    the idea of one with no drops
    is even more intriguing.
SIGN    Nihonium Level 1
[16:57] Ryota
    No one's around.
[16:59] Ryota
    It feels abandoned.
[17:01] Ryota
    Maybe there really is nothing...
[17:07] Ryota
    Huh?
[17:17] Ryota
    I'm dead!
[17:35] Ryota
    That's all I can do at level 1...
[17:38] Ryota
    Am I really that weak?
[17:42] Ryota
    What's that?
[17:44] Ryota
    A seed?
[17:47] Dungeon Voice
    Ryota's max HP increased by 1.
SIGN    m 0 0 l -42 0 l -46 -4 l -46 -28 l -42 -32 l -28 -32 l -28 -30 l -42 -30 l -44 -28 l -44 -4 l -42 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -42 0 l -46 -4 l -46 -28 l -42 -32 l -28 -32 l -28 -30 l -42 -30 l -44 -28 l -44 -4 l -42 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    Ryota's max HP increased by 1.
[17:51] Ryota
    Huh?
[17:52] Ryota
    Huh?!
[17:53] Emily
    What?!
SIGN    "Ryota"
    Level 1/1
    Status
    HP C
    MP F
    Strength F
    Vitality F
    Intelligence F
    Will F
    Speed F
    Dexterity F
    Luck F
[17:55] Emily
    Your level is still 1,
    but your HP increased!
[18:00] Emily
    You're amazing, Ryota!
[18:00] Ryota
    It really did.
[18:02] Ryota
    So that seed's effect was real.
[18:05] Ryota
    I thought this just might work,
    so I killed a ton of skeletons.
[18:09] Ryota
    Then Emily joined me, so we did some
    research and learned a few things.
[18:13] Ryota
    When Emily killed a skeleton,
    the seed didn't drop.
[18:18] Ryota
    When she tries to pick up a
    seed from one of my kills,
[18:21] Ryota
    her hand passes right through it.
[18:23] Ryota
    And I'm the only one who
    can hear that voice.
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SIGN    m 0 0 l -42 0 l -46 -4 l -46 -28 l -42 -32 l -28 -32 l -28 -30 l -42 -30 l -44 -28 l -44 -4 l -42 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    Ryota's max HP increased by 1.
[18:26] Dungeon Voice
    Ryota's max HP increased by 1.
[18:29] Emily
    This can't be possible.
[18:32] Ryota
    She's right.
[18:33] Ryota
    In this world, drops that only
    certain people can touch
[18:37] Ryota
    will throw off the balance of things.
[18:39] Ryota
    So they shouldn't even exist at all.
[18:43] Ryota
    And yet... there it was.
[18:46] Emily
    Amazing!
[18:48] Emily
    I've never heard of anyone getting
    stronger without leveling up!
[18:51] Ryota
    In other words, Nihonium here...
[18:54] Ryota
    is a stat-increasing
    dungeon for S-ranks only!
[19:01] Ryota
    Yum! Emily's house is the best!
[19:05] Emily
    Ryota, will you be out late again tonight?
[19:08] Ryota
    Yeah. After busting my butt
    in Nihonium so much lately,
[19:12] Ryota
    my max HP finally made it up to rank S.
[19:16] Ryota
    So today I'm gonna go to level 2 of Telulu
[19:18] Ryota
    and see how much stronger I am.
[19:22] Ryota
    What? Why are you making that face?
[19:25] Emily
    Please don't be too reckless.
[19:27] Ryota
    Huh?
[19:28] Emily
    You do tend to be reckless.
[19:31] Emily
    When you first rented this apartment,
    you looked exhausted.
[19:35] Emily
    And you've been out late
    every night recently.
[19:38] Emily
    I'd like you to come home
    at night, if you can.
[19:42] Ryota
    Back then, no one worried about me at all.
[19:47] Ryota
    But now...
[19:49] Ryota
    All right. I'll be back before nightfall.
[19:52] Emily
    Okay!
SIGN    m 0 0 l -62 0 l -66 -4 l -66 -44 l -62 -48 l -40 -48 l -40 -46 l -62 -46 l -64 -44 l -64 -4 l -62 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -62 0 l -66 -4 l -66 -44 l -62 -48 l -40 -48 l -40 -46 l -62 -46 l -64 -44 l -64 -4 l -62 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    A Sleepy Slime appeared.
[19:59] Ryota
    Wait, that didn't hurt at all.
[20:02] Ryota
    I get it!
[20:03] Ryota
    So this is what it means to have S-rank HP!
[20:16] Ryota
    It really did drop a carrot!
[20:18] Ryota
    And it's huge.
[20:30] Ryota
    It's smaller than mine...
[20:31] Guy1
    What're you doing just standing there?
[20:34] Guy2
    Is a newbie like you really
    ready for level 2?
[20:38] Guy3
    I'll check his status.
[20:40] Dungeon Voice
    Easy Scan.
[20:42] Guy3
    Level 1...
[20:46] Guy1
    Better get back to the first
    level if you don't wanna die.
[20:50] Ryota
    What's with those guys?
[21:02] Ryota
    Are those ears...
[21:04] Ryota
    natural?
[21:05] Eve
    Level 1?
[21:07] Ryota
    Who, me?
[21:09] Ryota
    Yeah, I am level 1.
[21:11] Eve
    I hate low levels.
[21:15] Ryota
    Wh-What was that?
[21:20] Ryota
    What the heck was that?!
[21:24] Emily
    What big carrots!
[21:26] Ryota
    They really liked them at
    The Swallow's Gratitude,
[21:29] Ryota
    so they bought them for 8,000 pilos!
[21:32] Emily
    You made 8,000 pilos in one day?
[21:34] Emily
    Wow...
[21:35] Ryota
    A month of that would give me 240,000 pilos.
[21:38] Ryota
    That's more than I was making in my old job!
[21:41] Ryota
    I kept enough for us to eat.
[21:44] Emily
    I'll make something tasty with them!
[21:48] Ryota
    Yes?
[21:50] Ryota
    The girl from before...
[21:54] Eve
    I hate low levels.
[21:56] Ryota
    Uh, was it really necessary
    to come to my house for that?
[22:00] Ryota
    What? You need something?
[22:03] Eve
    I wuv you.
[22:05] Ryota
    Wha...
[22:06] Ryota
    What?!
[22:09] Emily
    Huh?