E2 - Dead or Carrot

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[00:03] Ryota
    I worked as a salaryman
    for a toxic company,
[00:05] Ryota
    until I reincarnated...
[00:07] Ryota
    in a crazy world where everything is
    dropped by monsters in dungeons.
[00:12] Ryota
    In my new life, I'm level 1,
    but I have a unique skill
[00:15] Ryota
    that puts all of my drop rates at rank S.
[00:20] Ryota
    And then I met...
[00:22] Ryota
    an insanely huge gorilla?!
[00:25] Ryota
    What kinds of rare items could
     I get for defeating this thing?!
[00:30] Ryota
    Yes?
[00:32] Ryota
    The girl from before...
[00:36] Eve
    I hate low levels.
[00:38] Ryota
    Uh, was it really necessary
    to come to my house for that?
[00:42] Ryota
    What? You need something?
[00:45] Eve
    I wuv you.
[00:47] Ryota
    Wha...
[00:48] Ryota
    What?!
[00:51] Emily
    Huh?
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    Dead or Carrot
[02:27] Emily
    Yoda? Who was that?
[02:30] Ryota
    That's... what I want to know.
[02:32] Ryota
    Do bunny girls live in this
    world like regular people?
[02:42] Guy1
    What the heck?! Cut it out! I'm your—
[02:49] Eve
    I did the same thing to you,
    and you're low-level, but you're alive.
[02:53] Ryota
    That's what you just did to me?!
[02:55] Eve
    You're low-level. So why?
[02:57] Ryota
    W-Well, I mean...
[02:59] Ryota
    Probably because my HP is at rank S?
[03:03] Ryota
    Why did you come here, anyway?
[03:07] Eve
    This.
[03:09] Eve
    I got it in the dungeon.
[03:30] Eve
    I want more amayzing carrots like this!
[03:37] Eve
    There!
[03:39] Eve
    I wuv carrots!
[03:43] Ryota
    Hey, those are ours...
[03:46] Emily
    Would you like to eat them with us?
[03:55] Emily
    First, we peel the carrots.
[04:00] Emily
    Then we slice and cut them
    into carrot noodles.
[04:06] Emily
    Then boil them just enough that
     they keep their crunchiness...
[04:11] Emily
    Then we make a sauce from
    the carrot leaves and flesh.
[04:16] Emily
    Once we add that to the noodles,
[04:18] Emily
    we have three-color carrot
    noodles with carrot sauce.
[04:22] Emily
    Enjoy it with a soup made using
    both bean sprouts and carrots.
[04:30] Three
    Time to eat!
[04:34] Eve
    The soup smells great, too!
[04:36] Ryota
    Those are your natural ears, huh?
[04:39] Eve
    So dewicious!
[04:41] Ryota
    This really is good.
[04:43] Eve
    You must be a god!
[04:45] Ryota
    I get why you'd say that.
[04:47] Ryota
    Emily's cooking is god-rank.
[04:50] Emily
    You're too kind.
[04:51] Emily
    But I made lots, so eat all you like.
[04:58] Ryota
    I'm stuffed.
[05:00] Eve
    Thank you for the meal.
[05:06] Eve
    Bye.
[05:06] Ryota
    Huh? Oh... Bye, then.
[05:09] Emily
    Come visit us again!
[05:11] Eve
    I will.
[05:17] Ryota
    What was that all about?
[05:19] Ryota
    We didn't even get her name.
[05:22] Emily
    Yoda...
[05:24] Emily
    Thank you.
[05:25] Ryota
    Huh?
[05:27] Emily
    Before I moved in here, I always ate alone.
[05:32] Emily
    So getting to eat here with you and a guest
[05:37] Emily
    makes me really happy.
[05:42] Ryota
    I was the same.
[05:44] Ryota
    I always ate alone, too.
[05:49] Emily
    Yoda...
[05:51] Emily
    Let's always eat our meals
    together from now on.
[05:57] Ryota
    Sure!
SIGN    Nihonium Level 2
[06:04] Ryota
    I gained such a warm, cozy life
    after coming to this world.
[06:08] Ryota
    And to protect that...
[06:16] Ryota
    I want to get stronger!
[06:19] Ryota
    Oh, crap! My only weapon!
[06:25] Ryota
    It doesn't hurt since my HP is rank S...
[06:29] Ryota
    But it's gross as hell!
[06:37] Ryota
    I wish I had a long-range weapon!
[06:51] Ryota
    The first dungeon level raised my HP.
[06:54] Ryota
    What about the second?
SIGN    m 0 0 l -54 0 l -58 -4 l -58 -38 l -54 -42 l -38 -42 l -38 -40 l -54 -40 l -56 -38 l -56 -4 l -54 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -54 0 l -58 -4 l -58 -38 l -54 -42 l -38 -42 l -38 -40 l -54 -40 l -56 -38 l -56 -4 l -54 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    Ryota's strength increased by 1.
[07:01] Dungeon's Voice
    Ryota's strength increased by 1.
[07:04] Ryota
    It's strength!
[07:10] Ryota
    Wh-What are you doing there?!
[07:15] Eve
    What was that?
[07:16] Ryota
    Huh?
[07:17] Eve
    That drop.
[07:19] Ryota
    Oh...
[07:20] Ryota
    Everyone else thinks nothing
    is dropped in Nihonium.
[07:23] Ryota
    But since my drop rank is S,
    I get stat boosts.
[07:27] Ryota
    I'd rather not tell her that
    if I don't have to...
[07:31] Eve
    Stare...
[07:32] Ryota
    Don't say that out loud.
[07:33] Eve
    Got carrots yet?
[07:36] Ryota
    That's what you want?
[07:38] Eve
    If you don't have carrots...
[07:41] Ryota
    I-If I don't?
[07:43] Eve
    Dead or carrot?
[07:46] Ryota
    My life depends on this?!
[07:48] Eve
    Can't get carrots here.
    Let's hurry to Telulu.
[07:52] Ryota
    All right. We'll go to Telulu later.
[07:55] Eve
    Really?!
[07:56] Ryota
    Yeah. Wait for me at
    the Swallow's Gratitude.
[08:00] Eve
    Okay!
[08:03] Ryota
    So, as long as there are carrots...
[08:06] Ryota
    that's... all she needs?
[08:12] Ryota
    After my strength ranked up from F to D,
[08:14] Ryota
    slimes got a lot easier to kill,
[08:17] Ryota
    and I got a lot more carrots.
[08:26] Ryota
    There she is.
[08:28] Guest1
    Who's that?
[08:29] Guest2
    He's insane! No one just
    walks up to the Killing Rabbit!
[08:34] Ryota
    Here's your carrot.
[08:36] Guest1
    Does he even realize what he's doing?!
[08:39] Ryota
    What?
[08:41] Eve
    I wuv carrots!
[08:44] Guest3
    He found carrots that
    carrot junkie will accept?!
[08:53] Ryota
    What the heck is with you?
[08:55] Erza
    R-Ryota!
[08:57] Erza
    You're acquainted with this girl?
[08:59] Ryota
    Oh, Erza.
[09:01] Ryota
    Well, I don't know if I'd say "acquainted"...
[09:05] Emily
    Here's your dinner.
[09:06] Eve
    Wuv! Wuv! Wuv!
[09:07] Ryota
    I gave her some carrots,
    and now she likes me.
[09:10] All
    What?!
[09:14] Erza
    Ryota! I'll buy these carrots
    for double the retail value!
[09:18] Ryota
    Double?! B-But why?
[09:20] Erza
    You didn't know? This girl...
[09:24] Erza
    Her name is Eve Callusleader.
[09:27] Erza
    She's an adventurer whose trademark is her
    natural bunny ears and bunny girl look.
[09:32] Erza
    They say her killer move, Excalibur,
    can cleave a boulder in half!
[09:37] Erza
    She's also famous as a carrot sommelier,
[09:40] Erza
    and among the dungeons in
    the vicinity of Secro,
[09:43] Erza
    there are carrot levels that
     no one but her can conquer!
[09:47] Erza
    Her catchphrase is "dead or carrot."
[09:50] Erza
    They say people have actually been killed
[09:53] Erza
    because they gave her bad-tasting carrots!
[09:56] Ryota
    That's too much information...
[09:59] Erza
    So any carrot that gets
    Eve's seal of approval
[10:01] Erza
    is sure to sell for a higher price!
[10:04] Erza
    And we at the Swallow's Gratitude
    would do anything to get them!
[10:10] Erza
    I'll take them for 15,000 pilos each!
[10:13] Ryota
    15,000 times 30...
[10:17] Ryota
    If I keep this up for a month,
    that's 450,000 pilos!
[10:20] Ryota
    I have to thank her!
[10:23] Eve
    Carrots before thanks.
[10:27] Eve
    Carrots, please.
[10:28] Ryota
    My time's up for today!
[10:30] Ryota
    I'm done! You'll get more tomorrow!
[10:32] Eve
    No! I hate you, Low-Level!
[10:35] Ryota
    Whoa.
[10:39] Ryota
    My name isn't Low-Level. It's Sato Ryota.
[10:43] Eve
    Where are my carrots?
[10:45] Ryota
    Sorry. I promised Emily I'd stop
    working by a certain time.
[10:49] Ryota
    I promise I'll give you
    more carrots tomorrow.
[10:52] Eve
    Dead or carrot.
[10:54] Ryota
    Uh, yeah.
[10:56] Ryota
    Dead or carrot.
[10:58] Eve
    Okay.
[11:00] Ryota
    See you tomorrow, Eve.
[11:09] Eve
    More carrots tomorrow!
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
[11:14] Eve
    Ca...r...ro...t!
[11:19] Eve
    Wuv, wuv, wuv, wuv, wuv!
[11:22] Eve
    Carrots!
SIGN    Telulu Level 2
[11:26] Emily
    Looks like we'll get another
    great haul today.
[11:29] Ryota
    I'm gonna go take a look over there.
[11:31] Emily
    Okay.
[11:35] Black Party Man
    There it goes!
[11:36] Black Party Woman
    I know!
[11:48] Black Party Man
    Hang in there!
[11:51] Black Party Leader
    What is going on here?!
[11:56] Black Party Man
    Sorry, Captain...
[12:01] Ryota
    Captain?
[12:08] Ryota
    He's strong... But...
[12:13] Black Party Leader
    All right, on to the next one!
[12:17] Black Party Man
    Sorry... Please let us rest...
    for just a bit...
[12:22] Black Party Woman
    We haven't had a break in two days...
[12:26] Black Party Leader
    Weaklings!
[12:28] Black Party Leader
    When I was a young man,
[12:29] Black Party Leader
    I could spend weeks on end
    in a dungeon like this!
[12:33] Black Party Leader
    And that's how I got this strong!
[12:35] Black Party Woman
    But we've barely had any sleep...
[12:38] Black Party Leader
    I'm doing this to help you two!
[12:42] Black Party Man
    To help... us?
[12:44] Black Party Leader
    Yes! You will get stronger, without fail!
[12:47] Black Party Leader
    I'm being strict with you
    because I believe in you!
[12:52] Black Party Leader
    Do you two not believe in me?!
[12:57] Black Party Woman
    Captain...
[12:58] Black Party Man
    We're sorry.
[13:00] Black Party Leader
    As long as you understand. Let's go.
[13:03] Black Party Man/Woman
    Yes, sir.
[13:08] Ryota
    I wish I hadn't seen that.
SIGN    A Shot of Fighting Spirit
[13:12] Ryota
    I had a boss like that at my old job.
[13:15] Ryota
    He'd give us impossible tasks
SIGN    A Shot of Fighting Spirit
[13:18] Ryota
    and say it was for our own sakes.
[13:21] Ryota
    I guess guys like that are everywhere.
[13:24] Emily
    Yoda?
[13:26] Emily
    Is something wrong?
[13:28] Emily
    You look pale.
[13:32] Ryota
    It's nothing.
[13:33] Emily
    Let's take a break! We'll eat lunch!
[13:42] Ryota
    This looks great! Let's eat!
[13:47] Eve
    Emily's lunches!
[13:50] Ryota
    There she is.
[13:51] Eve
    Carrots...
[13:52] Emily
    Would you like to eat with us, Eve?
[13:54] Emily
    I tried making carrot pudding.
[13:57] Eve
    Carrot pudding?!
[13:58] Eve
    Yummy!
[14:04] Ryota
    Hey, this is good, too!
[14:06] Ryota
    It's fragrant, and the breading
    is a bit sweet. It's amazing!
[14:10] Emily
    I used sweet potato flour in the breading.
[14:13] Emily
    The spices I used are a secret.
[14:15] Ryota
    Wow.
[14:17] Eve
    Hmm, what's next?
[14:19] Emily
    This has carrots in it, too.
[14:21] Emily
    I'll take it!
[14:24] Ryota
    This feels so nice.
[14:26] Ryota
    I just feel so... I don't know...
    relaxed right now.
[14:30] Black Party Leader
    Don't turn out like that, you two.
[14:34] Black Party Leader
    To show such laziness in a
    sacred dungeon is inexcusable.
[14:42] Black Party Leader
    Even the items dropped
    here possess spirits,
[14:45] Black Party Leader
    and the effort you put in
    affects their quality.
[14:47] Black Party Leader
    The drops found by those lazy slugs
    will be of the worst quality.
[14:54] Eve
    Eat carrots!
[15:04] Black Party Woman
    What is this?!
[15:05] Black Party Man
    It's so good!
[15:08] Black Party Leader
    Hey, you two!
[15:10] Eve
    I hate those who misunderstand carrots.
[15:12] Black Party Leader
    What?!
[15:13] Eve
    Carrots are delicious,
    even without hard work.
[15:16] Black Party Leader
    You—
[15:19] Eve
    Low-Level's carrots are the best.
[15:25] Black Party Leader
    Let's go, you two!
[15:34] Eve
    Time to eat carrots!
[15:43] Ryota
    Thanks, Eve.
[15:48] Eve
    Carrots tomorrow, too! More carrots!
[15:51] Ryota
    Yeah, sure.
[15:58] Erza
    Thank you for bringing so many again today!
[16:01] Ryota
    We actually got more drops than that,
[16:04] Ryota
    but this was all we could carry.
[16:06] Erza
    You don't have a magic cart?
[16:09] Ryota
    A magic cart?
[16:11] Emily
    One of those.
[16:17] Erza
    With a magic cart,
    you can carry more items,
[16:20] Erza
    increasing production efficiency.
[16:22] Ryota
    Wow, that sounds great!
[16:26] Emily
    Want to buy a magic cart?
[16:28] Ryota
    Yeah. It sounds like
    it'll be handy to have.
[16:36] Ryota
    Is this the magic cart shop
    Erza was talking about?
[16:41] Olga
    Welcome!
[16:43] Emily
    Hello there.
[16:45] Ryota
    Um... Is your mom or dad here?
[16:48] Olga
    Daddy's in the back, doing modding.
[16:51] Ryota
    Modding?
[16:52] Olga
    Daddy! Customers!
[16:56] Orton
    Ah, Olga. What a good girl,
    keeping an eye on the shop.
[17:02] Orton
    Ah, welcome.
[17:04] Ryota
    We'd like a magic cart.
[17:06] Orton
    Oh, then I've got just the thing for you.
[17:10] Orton
    This is what I recommend.
[17:12] Orton
    It comes with a monster detection system.
[17:15] Ryota
    That sounds handy.
[17:17] Emily
    It does!
[17:19] Orton
    Yep. I modded it myself,
    so I can guarantee it works.
[17:23] Ryota
    Oh, that's what she meant by "modding."
[17:26] Ryota
    So what's it cost?
[17:28] Orton
    Ten million pilos.
[17:29] Ryota/Emily
    Ten million?!
[17:31] Orton
    Well, you could buy a regular one
    for two or three million...
[17:35] Ryota
    Still, they cost that much?
[17:38] Orton
    But regular ones are no fun.
[17:40] Orton
    There's one I'm testing out right now,
[17:42] Orton
    and I'm planning to give it
    even more handy features.
[17:45] Orton
    Just wait until that one's done.
[17:51] Ryota
    Well, there's no way we can
    afford a magic cart right now,
[17:55] Ryota
    but we'll save up until we can.
[17:57] Emily
    Yes! For now, we'll go
    home and have dinner.
[18:00] Ryota
    I bet Eve will show up again.
[18:02] Emily
    I'll make something with carrots in it.
[18:05] Crowd
    It's a stray!
[18:08] Crowd
    Run!
[18:10] Crowd
    Help!
[18:11] Crowd
    A stray!
[18:13] Ryota
    What's a stray?
[18:15] Ryota
    A kind of monster that appears when
    you leave drops in parts of dungeons
[18:19] Emily
    where there aren't any people.
[18:21] Ryota
    A monster?
[18:30] Ryota
    A gorilla?!
[18:35] Crowd
    Get out of here!
[18:37] Crowd
    It's coming this way!
[18:39] Crowd
    Mom, wait!
[18:40] Crowd
    Help!
[18:42] Ryota
    Even adventurers are running away!
[18:43] Emily
    Strays don't drop any items.
[18:47] Emily
    Most people don't want to fight
    them because it's not worth it.
[18:51] Ryota
    So they just...
[18:54] Olga
    Daddy! I'm scared!
[18:56] Orton
    It'll be all right, Olga!
[19:00] Orton
    You two better should run away, too!
[19:13] Erza
    R-Ryota?!
[19:20] Ryota
    If this keeps up...
[19:22] Eve
    Out of the way, Low-Level!
[19:31] Erza
    Thank you.
[19:32] Ryota
    You okay, Erza?
[19:34] Erza
    Yes.
[19:36] Erza
    But...
[19:42] Erza
    Our town is...
[19:49] Ryota
    I'm going to kill the stray.
[19:51] Erza
    Huh?!
[19:52] Ryota
    Don't worry. I won't let
    it destroy our town!
[19:56] Emily
    I'm going with you!
[20:05] Guy1
    I can't even get close to it!
[20:08] Ryota
    I'll go! All of you, keep it where it is!
[20:11] Guy2
    Huh? And who the heck are
    you to talk like that?!
[20:14] Guy3
    Reckless.
[20:16] Eve
    Don't blame me for what happens, Low-Level!
[20:18] Ryota
    It's fine! Just leave this to me!
[20:27] Emily
    Take that!
[20:30] Ryota
    Thanks, Emily!
[20:33] R-Ryota
    Eve!
[20:37] Ryota
    Thanks!
[20:48] Emily
    Yoda?!
[20:49] Ryota
    Don't underestimate my skill!
[21:05] Ryota
    It's over...
[21:07] Emily
    Indeed!
[21:08] Eve
    Cheeky, for a low-level.
[21:14] Crowd
    Thank you!
[21:15] Crowd
    That was amazing!
[21:16] Orton
    You saved us all!
[21:16] Crowd
    What a man!
[21:18] Olga
    Thank you!
[21:18] Crowd
    You're the town hero!
[21:20] Erza
    Ryota, thank you for protecting
    the town of Secro!
[21:27] Ryota
    No one's ever been happy about
    anything I did before.
[21:30] Ryota
    I've never even been able
    to do anything for anyone.
[21:34] Ryota
    But in this world, I'm...
[21:40] Ryota
    What was that sound?
[21:41] Emily
    What is it?
[21:43] Ryota
    Emily, you said strays
    don't drop anything, right?
[21:47] Emily
    That's right.
[21:48] Ryota
    But that sound...
[21:50] Ryota
    I got drops in Nihonium, where monsters
    supposedly don't drop anything.
[21:56] Ryota
    Maybe it'll be the same with the gorilla...
[22:05] Ryota
    That's...