E3 - Kill All the Little Black Things

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[00:04] Ryota
    I worked as a salaryman
    for a toxic company,
[00:07] Ryota
    until I reincarnated...
[00:09] Ryota
    in a crazy world where everything is
    dropped by monsters in dungeons.
[00:14] Ryota
    In my new life, I'm level 1,
    but I have a unique skill
[00:17] Ryota
    that puts all of my drop rates at rank S.
[00:19] Ryota
    And today I'm facing off against
[00:23] Ryota
    a really scary monster and...
[00:28] Ryota
    Emily?!
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    Kill All the Little Black Things
[02:11] Emily
    Yoda?!
[02:13] Ryota
    Don't underestimate my skill!
[02:28] Ryota
    It's over...
[02:30] Emily
    Indeed!
[02:32] Eve
    Cheeky, for a low-level.
[02:34] Crowd
    Thank you!
[02:34] Crowd
    That was amazing!
[02:36] Crowd
    What a man!
[02:37] Crowd
    You're the town hero!
[02:49] Ryota
    I got a weapon that shouldn't
    exist in this world
[02:52] Ryota
    from a stray, a monster that's
    not supposed to drop anything.
SIGN    "Ryota"
SIGN    Level
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Vitality
SIGN    Intelligence
SIGN    Will
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Luck
[03:03] Ryota
    I'm still at level 1,
[03:05] Ryota
    but thanks to the seeds I find here,
[03:07] Ryota
    my abilities are steadily improving.
SIGN    Nihonium Level 2
[03:15] Ryota
    Okay...
[03:16] Ryota
    Let's see if this thing's
    gonna be of any use.
[03:36] Ryota
    Yeah, it's definitely a gun.
[03:39] Ryota
    It works on monsters just
    the way it should.
[03:59] Ryota
    I wonder how I'm supposed
    to get more bullets.
[04:05] Ryota
    Will they drop from strays, too?
[04:08] Ryota
    I'll have to use them
    sparingly until I know.
[04:22] Emily
    Yoda!
[04:29] Emily
    Your weapon is amazing, Yoda.
[04:32] Emily
    I've never seen anything like it.
[04:34] Ryota
    Yeah, and my strength is
    at rank B now because of it.
[04:38] Ryota
    Let's check out the next level later.
[04:40] Emily
    Sure!
[04:42] Ryota
    As my stats increase, so does
    the range of places I can go.
[04:45] Ryota
    It feels good knowing there's
    something I can do!
[04:54] Ryota
    She's not coming.
[04:56] Emily
    So she isn't.
[04:58] Ryota
    Well, I guess Eve has stuff to do, too.
[05:01] Ryota
    She can't just show up every day.
[05:04] Emily
    We'll save these carrots
    for her, just in case.
[05:06] Ryota
    Yeah. She might still show up at the house.
[05:11] Ryota
    Anyway, the lunches you make
    are still the best, Emily!
[05:23] Emily
    Have some tea, too.
[05:26] Ryota
    Thanks.
[05:31] Ryota
    This is so... I don't know...
[05:33] Ryota
    Relaxing.
[05:39] Ryota
    Have you been down here before?
[05:42] Emily
    No.
[05:44] Emily
    I only know the names of the
    monsters here and what they drop.
[05:47] Emily
    The monsters are cockroslimes,
[05:50] Emily
    and they drop pumpkins.
[05:52] Ryota
    Slimes again?
[05:54] Ryota
    I look forward to meals made
    with pumpkin, though.
[06:04] Ryota
    So those are cockroslimes?
[06:07] Ryota
    I bet girls would run away
    screaming from these.
[06:10] Ryota
    I mean, they look just like cockroa—
[06:17] Ryota
    E-Emily, I don't think you
    needed to go that hard...
[06:21] Ryota
    What are you talking about, Yoda?
[06:26] Emily
    The tragedy will only grow
    more widespread if I don't.
[06:30] Ryota
    Not relaxing anymore!
[06:32] Emily
    I can't allow any to escape.
[06:37] Ryota
    Um... Emily?
[06:45] Ryota
    Hey, a drop.
[06:47] Emily
    I did it!
[06:52] Ryota
    Well, we killed the cockroslimes.
[06:54] Ryota
    Let's go up and get more carrots.
[06:56] Emily
    Okay!
[07:02] Ryota
    We gotta get out of here, fast.
[07:05] Ryota
    I don't want to see that
    scary version of Emily again.
[07:18] Emily
    For every one you see...
[07:22] Emily
    you have to assume there are
    thirty more you can't see!
[07:31] Emily
    Yoda... I might never regain my humanity!
[07:38] Ryota
    Don't be hasty! Let me do it!
[07:40] Ryota
    Just let me take care of everything here!
[07:43] Ryota
    I'm begging you! Please let
    me take care of this!
[07:48] Ryota
    I can't miss a single shot!
[07:55] Ryota
    Have I ever concentrated so intently
    on anything in all my life?
[08:02] Ryota
    No... I haven't.
[08:05] Emily
    They're so big! You've done it again, Yoda!
[08:08] Ryota
    Yeah, but we can't take all these upstairs.
[08:14] Emily
    Those things will spawn
    again if we stay here.
[08:17] Emily
    You want to kill them again?
[08:19] Ryota
    O-Okay, just calm down for a minute...
[08:28] Eve
    Low-Level, I'm here for today's carrots.
[08:33] Emily
    Help yourself.
[08:38] Ryota
    I-I'm saved...
[08:47] Erza
    Thank you as always!
[08:49] Ryota
    We'll make a few more trips with the rest.
[08:50] Erza
    Okay. I'll be waiting.
[09:03] Ryota
    Aw, man.
[09:05] Ryota
    I guess some animal got to them.
[09:08] Ryota
    We can't sell these.
[09:12] Emily
    They're here...
[09:21] Ryota
    But how?! We're outside the dungeon!
[09:24] Emily
    I have lived my entire life for this moment.
[09:28] Ryota
    You're getting a little intense there!
[09:48] Ryota
    I'll do it! I'll kill them, okay?!
[09:57] Ryota
    Give her back!
[09:58] Ryota
    Give me my Emily back!
[10:06] Ryota
    I did it. I killed them all.
[10:09] Emily
    I'm sorry.
[10:11] Emily
    I guess I turn into someone
    else when I see those things.
[10:15] Ryota
    It's not your fault, Emily.
[10:32] Erza
    You didn't know?
[10:34] Erza
    If you leave dropped items behind
    where there are no people around,
[10:39] Erza
    monsters spawn around them.
[10:42] Ryota
    I think Emily told me something like
    that when the gorilla showed up,
[10:47] Ryota
    but it didn't even register.
[10:50] Ryota
    Yeah, and they ruined the
    last of our pumpkins.
[10:53] Ryota
    Sorry. I know you were waiting for them.
[10:56] Erza
    No problem. We're still open, anyway.
[10:59] Erza
    We will be closing soon, though.
[11:01] Ryota
    So it's possible to force strays to spawn?
[11:03] Erza
    Um, Ryota, if you don't mind...
[11:06] Ryota
    That means...
[11:08] Erza
    Would you like to g-g-go out for dinner?
[11:13] Erza
    I found a great restaurant,
    and I thought—
[11:16] Ryota
    Thanks, Erza!
[11:18] Ryota
    I'll be back!
[11:21] Erza
    What?!
[11:25] Ryota
    Once I get an idea,
[11:26] Ryota
    I have to act on it right away.
[11:30] Ryota
    I got this carrot in Telulu earlier.
[11:33] Ryota
    Is this gonna work?
[11:41] Ryota
    You took the bait?!
[11:44] Ryota
    Hey! That carrot—
[11:45] Eve
    This carrot is for a rabbit!
[11:48] Eve
    Even if Heaven and Earth switch places,
     I won't give it up!
[11:53] Ryota
    It's the longest sentence I've heard
    you say, and it was to say that?!
[11:57] Ryota
    Starting over...
[12:00] Ryota
    Good thing I got so many of these.
[12:03] Ryota
    I can't believe she took
    nine out of ten, though...
[12:09] Ryota
    Here we go!
[12:18] Ryota
    It worked!
[12:24] Ryota
    They say strays don't drop anything,
[12:28] Ryota
    but for me...
[12:33] Ryota
    Hang on...
[12:41] Ryota
    What if I did this with those guys?
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
[12:47] Eve
    Boing.
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
SIGN    My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
    Even at Level 1
[12:53] Ryota
    Emily!
SIGN    Nihonium Level 1
SIGN    m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    Ryota's max HP increased by 0.
[13:05] Dungeon Voice
    Ryota's max HP increased by 0.
[13:09] Ryota
    No matter how many times
    I try, they just vanish.
[13:15] Ryota
    Turning monsters with no drops into
    strays, then killing them...
[13:19] Ryota
    With my unique skill,
[13:21] Ryota
    it seems like something
    interesting should happen...
SIGN    m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
SIGN    Ryota's max HP increased by 0.
[13:25] Dungeon Voice
    Ryota's max HP increased by 0.
[13:30] Ryota
    Since my HP's already maxed out,
[13:33] Ryota
    I thought I'd be able to carry the
    seeds back without consuming them...
[13:39] Ryota
    But I guess that won't work.
[13:44] Ryota
    I'll just meet up with Emily in Telulu
[13:46] Ryota
    and work hard to hunt down
    today's supply of drops.
[14:02] Ryota
    Damn! It'll turn into a stray!
[14:04] Ryota
    No, actually, that's fine!
[14:09] Ryota
    Huh?
[14:16] Erza
    Monsters disappear if they leave a dungeon.
[14:20] Erza
    We'd have strays all over
    the place otherwise.
[14:24] Ryota
    So that's how it works.
[14:26] Erza
    Even within a dungeon, they disappear
    if they enter a different floor.
[14:29] Erza
    That's why there's only one type
    of monster on each floor.
[14:34] Ryota
    I see.
[14:35] Erza
    You're a very talented adventurer,
[14:39] Erza
    but there's a surprising
    amount you don't know.
[14:42] Erza
    Still, I think the contrast is...
    k-kind of charming... or...
[14:48] Ryota
    Thanks, Erza!
[14:49] Erza
    Huh?!
[14:50] Ryota
    I'll be back!
[14:52] Erza
    Darn it!
[14:55] Erza
    Ryota, you jerk!
[15:02] Ryota
    If my guess is right, this should work.
[15:09] Ryota
    There's one!
[15:13] Ryota
    Just like before...
[15:15] Ryota
    I have just a moment before it disappears.
[15:18] Ryota
    If I kill it within that moment...
[15:25] Ryota
    It worked!
[15:27] Ryota
    If I kill it outside its floor,
    it should count as a stray!
[15:31] Dungeon Voice
    Ryota acquired a freezing bullet.
[15:34] Ryota
    A freezing bullet?
[15:51] Ryota
    This is incredible!
[15:53] Ryota
    Depending on how I use them,
    I could do a lot with these!
[16:08] Ryota
    Now, Emily!
[16:09] Emily
    Got it!
[16:20] Ryota
    Freeze it in place, then hit
    it with a powerful attack.
[16:23] Ryota
    It's a combo often used in games,
    and it looks like we can do it here, too.
[16:27] Emily
    Yoda, that was amazing.
[16:29] Emily
    What was... What was that, exactly?
[16:33] Ryota
    Just what it looked like.
    A bullet that freezes whatever it hits.
[16:38] Ryota
    It takes time to get them, though,
[16:40] Ryota
    so I can't fire a lot in succession.
[16:43] Emily
    They're quite valuable.
[16:46] Ryota
    Yeah. So I'll stick with the regular
    bullets unless it's an emergency.
[16:50] Ryota
    You can just finish off the ones I miss.
[16:54] Emily
    Understood!
[17:14] Ryota
    Looks like it's rained recently.
[17:17] Ryota
    Watch your step.
[17:19] Emily
    Same to you.
[17:21] Ryota
    I will.
[17:23] Merchant
    Get it up here already!
[17:25] Adventurer
    Don't be crazy!
[17:27] Merchant
    You fool!
[17:28] Ryota
    Are they fighting?
[17:30] Adventurer
    Say what?!
[17:31] Ryota
    Excuse me. We'd like to get past.
[17:34] Merchant
    Oh, you'll do.
[17:37] Merchant
    Pull that cargo up for me.
[17:39] Merchant
    This fool will pay you.
[17:42] Adventurer
    What?!
[17:43] Ryota
    What in the...
[17:45] Emily
    Cargo?
[17:52] Emily
    You mean that?
[17:54] Ryota
    Uh... If someone could drop
    a rope to climb down,
[17:58] Ryota
    I could probably get it,
    though it wouldn't be easy...
[18:02] Adventurer
    Don't!
[18:03] Adventurer
    It's been quite a while since it fell.
[18:08] Emily
    It might turn into a stray, then!
[18:12] Adventurer
    That thing's loaded with drops
    from some troublesome monsters.
[18:16] Adventurer
    We have to burn it up with
    magic while we still can.
[18:20] Merchant
    No!
[18:22] Adventurer
    Hey, watch it!
[18:23] Merchant
    That perfume will sell for a fortune!
[18:26] Merchant
    Do you have any idea how many adventurers
    I hired to collect that much of it?!
[18:31] Adventurer
    You think I care?!
[18:34] Adventurer
    Besides, you're the one who dropped it!
[18:36] Adventurer
    The rain made you slip and lose it!
[18:39] Merchant
    Well, you... are fired!
[18:44] Ryota
    Huh?!
[18:46] Emily
    That's one very powerful old man!
[18:50] Adventurer
    I was too late.
[18:52] Ryota
    What's that?
[18:53] Adventurer
    A monster called a femini.
[18:55] Adventurer
    It doesn't have its own body.
[18:57] Adventurer
    It possesses a human and uses it
    as a nursery to propagate itself.
[19:01] Ryota
    Well, it's worth a try!
[19:15] Ryota
    It worked!
[19:19] Adventurer
    Take him and run!
[19:20] Ryota
    Huh?
[19:21] Ryota
    Hey! What are you gonna do?!
[19:24] Adventurer
    If I don't do something, femini are
    gonna pop out in all directions.
[19:30] Adventurer
    If I go down there and become a nursery,
[19:32] Adventurer
    I can buy time while you gather an army in town.
[19:36] Emily
    But what will happen to you?
[19:38] Adventurer
    As the one hired to serve as
    the escort on this mission,
[19:42] Adventurer
    the responsibility for
    this accident is mine.
[19:48] (Flashback) Senpai
    Oh, boy, you've done it now.
[19:52] (Flashback) Senpai
    The client's furious, y'know.
[19:56] (Flashback) Kohai
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[19:59] (Flashback) Senpai
    Gotta start all over now, huh?
[20:02] (Flashback) Senpai
    You're not gonna get any sleep
    for five days, but good luck!
[20:06] (Flashback) Kohai
    Yes, sir.
[20:07] (Flashback) Senpai
    Man, I could never survive that.
[20:12] (Flashback) Ryota
    U-Uh...
[20:15] (Flashback) Kohai
    It was my mistake, so the
    responsibility is mine.
[20:19] (Flashback) Kohai
    You have your own work to do, Sato-senpai.
[20:25] Ryota
    I really did want to help.
[20:28] Ryota
    But in the end, all I could
    think about was myself.
[20:36] Adventurer
    What are you doing?! Run away now!
[20:38] Ryota
    No! Let me help!
[20:41] Ryota
    It's not like that anymore.
[20:47] Ryota
    The whole reason I'm gaining more abilities
[20:49] Ryota
    is for times like these!
[21:10] Ryota
    Emily! You okay?!
[21:17] Emily
    Just like before...
[21:19] Emily
    I did it right!
[21:24] Adventurer
    Thank you. You saved us.
SIGN    "Emily"
    Level 20/40
    Status
    HP B
    MP F
    Strength A
    Vitality C
    Intelligence F
    Will F
    Speed E
    Dexterity F
[21:33] Ryota
    Your level went way up!
[21:35] Emily
    It sure did! I could feel it!
[21:38] Ryota
    I guess femini are really strong monsters.
[21:41] Ryota
    If you take out that many of them at once,
[21:44] Ryota
    of course your level's gonna go up.
[21:46] Emily
    It's all thanks to you.
[21:48] Emily
    If I stay with you,
[21:51] Emily
    I'm sure more good things will happen.
[21:55] Ryota
    Nah, I'm the one...
[21:58] Ryota
    getting nothing but good things from this.
[21:59] Emily
    Oh, you are, too? So we're the same!