# E3 - Kill All the Little Black Things
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**[00:04] Ryota**
I worked as a salaryman
for a toxic company,
**[00:07] Ryota**
until I reincarnated...
**[00:09] Ryota**
in a crazy world where everything is
dropped by monsters in dungeons.
**[00:14] Ryota**
In my new life, I'm level 1,
but I have a unique skill
**[00:17] Ryota**
that puts all of my drop rates at rank S.
**[00:19] Ryota**
And today I'm facing off against
**[00:23] Ryota**
a really scary monster and...
**[00:28] Ryota**
Emily?!
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
***SIGN*** Kill All the Little Black Things
**[02:11] Emily**
Yoda?!
**[02:13] Ryota**
Don't underestimate my skill!
**[02:28] Ryota**
It's over...
**[02:30] Emily**
Indeed!
**[02:32] Eve**
Cheeky, for a low-level.
**[02:34] Crowd**
Thank you!
**[02:34] Crowd**
That was amazing!
**[02:36] Crowd**
What a man!
**[02:37] Crowd**
You're the town hero!
**[02:49] Ryota**
I got a weapon that shouldn't
exist in this world
**[02:52] Ryota**
from a stray, a monster that's
not supposed to drop anything.
***SIGN*** "Ryota"
***SIGN*** Level
***SIGN*** Status
***SIGN*** Strength
***SIGN*** Vitality
***SIGN*** Intelligence
***SIGN*** Will
***SIGN*** Speed
***SIGN*** Dexterity
***SIGN*** Luck
**[03:03] Ryota**
*I'm still at level 1,*
**[03:05] Ryota**
*but thanks to the seeds I find here,*
**[03:07] Ryota**
*my abilities are steadily improving.*
***SIGN*** Nihonium Level 2
**[03:15] Ryota**
Okay...
**[03:16] Ryota**
Let's see if this thing's
gonna be of any use.
**[03:36] Ryota**
Yeah, it's definitely a gun.
**[03:39] Ryota**
It works on monsters just
the way it should.
**[03:59] Ryota**
* I wonder how I'm supposed*
* to get more bullets.*
**[04:05] Ryota**
*Will they drop from strays, too?*
**[04:08] Ryota**
* I'll have to use them*
* sparingly until I know.*
**[04:22] Emily**
Yoda!
**[04:29] Emily**
Your weapon is amazing, Yoda.
**[04:32] Emily**
I've never seen anything like it.
**[04:34] Ryota**
Yeah, and my strength is
at rank B now because of it.
**[04:38] Ryota**
Let's check out the next level later.
**[04:40] Emily**
Sure!
**[04:42] Ryota**
* As my stats increase, so does*
* the range of places I can go.*
**[04:45] Ryota**
* It feels good knowing there's*
* something I can do!*
**[04:54] Ryota**
She's not coming.
**[04:56] Emily**
So she isn't.
**[04:58] Ryota**
Well, I guess Eve has stuff to do, too.
**[05:01] Ryota**
She can't just show up every day.
**[05:04] Emily**
We'll save these carrots
for her, just in case.
**[05:06] Ryota**
Yeah. She might still show up at the house.
**[05:11] Ryota**
Anyway, the lunches you make
are still the best, Emily!
**[05:23] Emily**
Have some tea, too.
**[05:26] Ryota**
Thanks.
**[05:31] Ryota**
This is so... I don't know...
**[05:33] Ryota**
Relaxing.
**[05:39] Ryota**
Have you been down here before?
**[05:42] Emily**
No.
**[05:44] Emily**
I only know the names of the
monsters here and what they drop.
**[05:47] Emily**
The monsters are cockroslimes,
**[05:50] Emily**
and they drop pumpkins.
**[05:52] Ryota**
Slimes again?
**[05:54] Ryota**
I look forward to meals made
with pumpkin, though.
**[06:04] Ryota**
So those are cockroslimes?
**[06:07] Ryota**
I bet girls would run away
screaming from these.
**[06:10] Ryota**
I mean, they look just like cockroa—
**[06:17] Ryota**
E-Emily, I don't think you
needed to go *that* hard...
**[06:21] Ryota**
What are you talking about, Yoda?
**[06:26] Emily**
The tragedy will only grow
more widespread if I don't.
**[06:30] Ryota**
Not relaxing anymore!
**[06:32] Emily**
I can't allow any to escape.
**[06:37] Ryota**
Um... Emily?
**[06:45] Ryota**
Hey, a drop.
**[06:47] Emily**
I did it!
**[06:52] Ryota**
Well, we killed the cockroslimes.
**[06:54] Ryota**
Let's go up and get more carrots.
**[06:56] Emily**
Okay!
**[07:02] Ryota**
*We gotta get out of here, fast.*
**[07:05] Ryota**
* I don't want to see that*
* scary version of Emily again.*
**[07:18] Emily**
For every one you see...
**[07:22] Emily**
you have to assume there are
thirty more you can't see!
**[07:31] Emily**
Yoda... I might never regain my humanity!
**[07:38] Ryota**
Don't be hasty! Let me do it!
**[07:40] Ryota**
Just let me take care of everything here!
**[07:43] Ryota**
I'm begging you! Please let
me take care of this!
**[07:48] Ryota**
*I can't miss a single shot!*
**[07:55] Ryota**
* Have I ever concentrated so intently*
* on anything in all my life?*
**[08:02] Ryota**
*No... I haven't.*
**[08:05] Emily**
They're so big! You've done it again, Yoda!
**[08:08] Ryota**
Yeah, but we can't take all these upstairs.
**[08:14] Emily**
Those things will spawn
again if we stay here.
**[08:17] Emily**
You want to kill them again?
**[08:19] Ryota**
O-Okay, just calm down for a minute...
**[08:28] Eve**
Low-Level, I'm here for today's carrots.
**[08:33] Emily**
Help yourself.
**[08:38] Ryota**
I-I'm saved...
**[08:47] Erza**
Thank you as always!
**[08:49] Ryota**
We'll make a few more trips with the rest.
**[08:50] Erza**
Okay. I'll be waiting.
**[09:03] Ryota**
Aw, man.
**[09:05] Ryota**
I guess some animal got to them.
**[09:08] Ryota**
We can't sell these.
**[09:12] Emily**
They're here...
**[09:21] Ryota**
But how?! We're outside the dungeon!
**[09:24] Emily**
I have lived my entire life for this moment.
**[09:28] Ryota**
You're getting a little intense there!
**[09:48] Ryota**
I'll do it! I'll kill them, okay?!
**[09:57] Ryota**
Give her back!
**[09:58] Ryota**
Give me my Emily back!
**[10:06] Ryota**
I did it. I killed them all.
**[10:09] Emily**
I'm sorry.
**[10:11] Emily**
I guess I turn into someone
else when I see those things.
**[10:15] Ryota**
It's not your fault, Emily.
**[10:32] Erza**
You didn't know?
**[10:34] Erza**
If you leave dropped items behind
where there are no people around,
**[10:39] Erza**
monsters spawn around them.
**[10:42] Ryota**
* I think Emily told me something like*
* that when the gorilla showed up,*
**[10:47] Ryota**
*but it didn't even register.*
**[10:50] Ryota**
Yeah, and they ruined the
last of our pumpkins.
**[10:53] Ryota**
Sorry. I know you were waiting for them.
**[10:56] Erza**
No problem. We're still open, anyway.
**[10:59] Erza**
We will be closing soon, though.
**[11:01] Ryota**
*So it's possible to force strays to spawn?*
**[11:03] Erza**
Um, Ryota, if you don't mind...
**[11:06] Ryota**
That means...
**[11:08] Erza**
Would you like to g-g-go out for dinner?
**[11:13] Erza**
I found a great restaurant,
and I thought—
**[11:16] Ryota**
Thanks, Erza!
**[11:18] Ryota**
I'll be back!
**[11:21] Erza**
What?!
**[11:25] Ryota**
*Once I get an idea,*
**[11:26] Ryota**
*I have to act on it right away.*
**[11:30] Ryota**
*I got this carrot in Telulu earlier.*
**[11:33] Ryota**
*Is this gonna work?*
**[11:41] Ryota**
*You* took the bait?!
**[11:44] Ryota**
Hey! That carrot—
**[11:45] Eve**
This carrot is for a rabbit!
**[11:48] Eve**
Even if Heaven and Earth switch places,
I won't give it up!
**[11:53] Ryota**
It's the longest sentence I've heard
you say, and it was to say *that?!*
**[11:57] Ryota**
*Starting over...*
**[12:00] Ryota**
*Good thing I got so many of these.*
**[12:03] Ryota**
* I can't believe she took*
* nine out of ten, though...*
**[12:09] Ryota**
Here we go!
**[12:18] Ryota**
It worked!
**[12:24] Ryota**
They say strays don't drop anything,
**[12:28] Ryota**
but for me...
**[12:33] Ryota**
Hang on...
**[12:41] Ryota**
What if I did this with those guys?
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
**[12:47] Eve**
Boing.
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
**[12:53] Ryota**
Emily!
***SIGN*** Nihonium Level 1
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
***SIGN*** Ryota's max HP increased by 0.
**[13:05] Dungeon Voice**
*Ryota's max HP increased by 0.*
**[13:09] Ryota**
No matter how many times
I try, they just vanish.
**[13:15] Ryota**
Turning monsters with no drops into
strays, then killing them...
**[13:19] Ryota**
With my unique skill,
**[13:21] Ryota**
it seems like something
interesting should happen...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -40 0 l -44 -4 l -44 -27 l -40 -31 l -26 -31 l -26 -29 l -40 -29 l -42 -27 l -42 -4 l -40 -2 l 0 -2
***SIGN*** Ryota's max HP increased by 0.
**[13:25] Dungeon Voice**
*Ryota's max HP increased by 0.*
**[13:30] Ryota**
*Since my HP's already maxed out,*
**[13:33] Ryota**
* I thought I'd be able to carry the*
* seeds back without consuming them...*
**[13:39] Ryota**
*But I guess that won't work.*
**[13:44] Ryota**
I'll just meet up with Emily in Telulu
**[13:46] Ryota**
and work hard to hunt down
today's supply of drops.
**[14:02] Ryota**
*Damn! It'll turn into a stray!*
**[14:04] Ryota**
*No, actually, that's fine!*
**[14:09] Ryota**
Huh?
**[14:16] Erza**
Monsters disappear if they leave a dungeon.
**[14:20] Erza**
We'd have strays all over
the place otherwise.
**[14:24] Ryota**
So that's how it works.
**[14:26] Erza**
Even within a dungeon, they disappear
if they enter a different floor.
**[14:29] Erza**
That's why there's only one type
of monster on each floor.
**[14:34] Ryota**
I see.
**[14:35] Erza**
You're a very talented adventurer,
**[14:39] Erza**
but there's a surprising
amount you don't know.
**[14:42] Erza**
Still, I think the contrast is...
k-kind of charming... or...
**[14:48] Ryota**
Thanks, Erza!
**[14:49] Erza**
Huh?!
**[14:50] Ryota**
I'll be back!
**[14:52] Erza**
Darn it!
**[14:55] Erza**
Ryota, you jerk!
**[15:02] Ryota**
*If my guess is right, this should work.*
**[15:09] Ryota**
*There's one!*
**[15:13] Ryota**
*Just like before...*
**[15:15] Ryota**
*I have just a moment before it disappears.*
**[15:18] Ryota**
*If I kill it within that moment...*
**[15:25] Ryota**
It worked!
**[15:27] Ryota**
If I kill it outside its floor,
it should count as a stray!
**[15:31] Dungeon Voice**
*Ryota acquired a freezing bullet.*
**[15:34] Ryota**
A freezing bullet?
**[15:51] Ryota**
This is incredible!
**[15:53] Ryota**
Depending on how I use them,
I could do a lot with these!
**[16:08] Ryota**
Now, Emily!
**[16:09] Emily**
Got it!
**[16:20] Ryota**
Freeze it in place, then hit
it with a powerful attack.
**[16:23] Ryota**
It's a combo often used in games,
and it looks like we can do it here, too.
**[16:27] Emily**
Yoda, that was amazing.
**[16:29] Emily**
What was... What was that, exactly?
**[16:33] Ryota**
Just what it looked like.
A bullet that freezes whatever it hits.
**[16:38] Ryota**
It takes time to get them, though,
**[16:40] Ryota**
so I can't fire a lot in succession.
**[16:43] Emily**
They're quite valuable.
**[16:46] Ryota**
Yeah. So I'll stick with the regular
bullets unless it's an emergency.
**[16:50] Ryota**
You can just finish off the ones I miss.
**[16:54] Emily**
Understood!
**[17:14] Ryota**
Looks like it's rained recently.
**[17:17] Ryota**
Watch your step.
**[17:19] Emily**
Same to you.
**[17:21] Ryota**
I will.
**[17:23] Merchant**
Get it up here already!
**[17:25] Adventurer**
Don't be crazy!
**[17:27] Merchant**
You fool!
**[17:28] Ryota**
Are they fighting?
**[17:30] Adventurer**
Say what?!
**[17:31] Ryota**
Excuse me. We'd like to get past.
**[17:34] Merchant**
Oh, you'll do.
**[17:37] Merchant**
Pull that cargo up for me.
**[17:39] Merchant**
This fool will pay you.
**[17:42] Adventurer**
What?!
**[17:43] Ryota**
*What in the...*
**[17:45] Emily**
Cargo?
**[17:52] Emily**
You mean that?
**[17:54] Ryota**
Uh... If someone could drop
a rope to climb down,
**[17:58] Ryota**
I could probably get it,
though it wouldn't be easy...
**[18:02] Adventurer**
Don't!
**[18:03] Adventurer**
It's been quite a while since it fell.
**[18:08] Emily**
It might turn into a stray, then!
**[18:12] Adventurer**
That thing's loaded with drops
from some troublesome monsters.
**[18:16] Adventurer**
We have to burn it up with
magic while we still can.
**[18:20] Merchant**
No!
**[18:22] Adventurer**
Hey, watch it!
**[18:23] Merchant**
That perfume will sell for a fortune!
**[18:26] Merchant**
Do you have any idea how many adventurers
I hired to collect that much of it?!
**[18:31] Adventurer**
You think I care?!
**[18:34] Adventurer**
Besides, you're the one who dropped it!
**[18:36] Adventurer**
The rain made you slip and lose it!
**[18:39] Merchant**
Well, you... are fired!
**[18:44] Ryota**
Huh?!
**[18:46] Emily**
That's one very powerful old man!
**[18:50] Adventurer**
I was too late.
**[18:52] Ryota**
What's that?
**[18:53] Adventurer**
A monster called a femini.
**[18:55] Adventurer**
It doesn't have its own body.
**[18:57] Adventurer**
It possesses a human and uses it
as a nursery to propagate itself.
**[19:01] Ryota**
Well, it's worth a try!
**[19:15] Ryota**
It worked!
**[19:19] Adventurer**
Take him and run!
**[19:20] Ryota**
Huh?
**[19:21] Ryota**
Hey! What are you gonna do?!
**[19:24] Adventurer**
If I don't do something, femini are
gonna pop out in all directions.
**[19:30] Adventurer**
If I go down there and become a nursery,
**[19:32] Adventurer**
I can buy time while you gather an army in town.
**[19:36] Emily**
But what will happen to you?
**[19:38] Adventurer**
As the one hired to serve as
the escort on this mission,
**[19:42] Adventurer**
the responsibility for
this accident is mine.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Senpai**
Oh, boy, you've done it now.
**[19:52] (Flashback) Senpai**
The client's furious, y'know.
**[19:56] (Flashback) Kohai**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
**[19:59] (Flashback) Senpai**
Gotta start all over now, huh?
**[20:02] (Flashback) Senpai**
You're not gonna get any sleep
for five days, but good luck!
**[20:06] (Flashback) Kohai**
Yes, sir.
**[20:07] (Flashback) Senpai**
Man, I could never survive that.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Ryota**
U-Uh...
**[20:15] (Flashback) Kohai**
It was my mistake, so the
responsibility is mine.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Kohai**
You have your own work to do, Sato-senpai.
**[20:25] Ryota**
*I really did want to help.*
**[20:28] Ryota**
* But in the end, all I could*
* think about was myself.*
**[20:36] Adventurer**
What are you doing?! Run away now!
**[20:38] Ryota**
No! Let me help!
**[20:41] Ryota**
*It's not like that anymore.*
**[20:47] Ryota**
*The whole reason I'm gaining more abilities*
**[20:49] Ryota**
*is for times like these!*
**[21:10] Ryota**
Emily! You okay?!
**[21:17] Emily**
Just like before...
**[21:19] Emily**
I did it right!
**[21:24] Adventurer**
Thank you. You saved us.
***SIGN*** "Emily"
Level 20/40
Status
HP B
MP F
Strength A
Vitality C
Intelligence F
Will F
Speed E
Dexterity F
**[21:33] Ryota**
Your level went way up!
**[21:35] Emily**
It sure did! I could feel it!
**[21:38] Ryota**
I guess femini are really strong monsters.
**[21:41] Ryota**
If you take out that many of them at once,
**[21:44] Ryota**
of course your level's gonna go up.
**[21:46] Emily**
It's all thanks to you.
**[21:48] Emily**
If I stay with you,
**[21:51] Emily**
I'm sure more good things will happen.
**[21:55] Ryota**
Nah, I'm the one...
**[21:58] Ryota**
getting nothing but good things from this.
**[21:59] Emily**
Oh, you are, too? So we're the same!