# E7 - This Dungeon Battle Is a Vortex of Schemes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0WNVM/this-dungeon-battle-is-a-vortex-of-schemes)
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**[00:02] Ryota**
I worked as a salaryman
for a toxic company,
**[00:05] Ryota**
until I reincarnated...
**[00:06] Ryota**
in a crazy world where everything is
dropped by monsters in dungeons.
**[00:11] Ryota**
In my new life, I'm level 1,
but I have a unique skill
**[00:15] Ryota**
that puts all of my drop rates at rank S.
**[00:18] Ryota**
And today I'm...
**[00:20] Ryota**
swimming in rare drops during
a battle for a new dungeon!
**[00:23] Ryota**
But for some reason, I'm just
not okay with this drop!
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
***SIGN*** This Dungeon Battle Is a Vortex of Schemes
**[02:05] Celeste**
I have to burn the trash right away.
**[02:15] Ryota**
Are you okay?!
**[02:18] Celeste**
I'm fine.
**[02:21] Ryota**
You can't use any more magic.
**[02:24] Ryota**
You need to rest.
**[02:27] Celeste**
They're... depending on me to do this.
**[02:31] Celeste**
So... I have to...
**[02:36] Ryota**
I've seen it all too often.
**[02:38] Ryota**
People get so overwhelmed by
responsibility that their health crashes,
**[02:41] Ryota**
their spirits are crushed...
**[02:44] Ryota**
Some people even die.
**[02:46] Celeste**
But... this is all I can do.
**[02:51] Ryota**
Sorry to make this about me,
**[02:53] Ryota**
but I don't want to see that happen again.
**[03:05] Emily**
Yoda, what was that?
**[03:07] Ryota**
When two healing bullets fuse,
they become a sleep bullet.
**[03:11] Ryota**
I'm making her get some good sleep.
**[03:13] Emily**
That's for the best.
**[03:29] Celeste**
It's already so late?!
**[03:39] Celeste**
I'm too late!
**[03:53] Celeste**
Wow...
**[04:00] Emily**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[04:02] Emily**
Please bring all the trash over here!
**[04:06] Ryota**
What a great haul of homing bullets!
**[04:10] Emily**
Line up, please!
**[04:12] Emily**
Oh! Miss!
**[04:15] Emily**
You should get some more sleep.
**[04:18] Ryota**
She's right. Let us handle things here...
**[04:20] Ryota**
Oh, did you wake up because you're hungry?
**[04:23] Celeste**
Huh?
**[04:25] Celeste**
What?!
**[04:28] Ryota**
Don't worry about the trash.
**[04:30] Ryota**
We moved this tent closer
to the collection site.
**[04:34] Emily**
Eat up before it gets cold!
**[04:49] Celeste**
Delicious.
**[04:52] Emily**
You cry when you eat something delicious?
**[04:54] Emily**
Just like Yoda!
**[04:57] Emily**
You're just like him in the way
you push yourself too hard, too.
**[05:01] Ryota**
Really?
**[05:02] Emily**
I can tell.
**[05:08] Emily**
We haven't asked your name yet.
**[05:12] Celeste**
My name is Celeste.
**[05:16] Ryota**
I see.
**[05:17] Ryota**
So the dungeon drops are tax-exempt
until its ownership is decided.
**[05:21] Emily**
That's why so many adventurers are
here even at this time of year.
**[05:25] Celeste**
Yes, and they produce more
and more trash every day.
**[05:29] Ryota**
That's way more than one person can handle.
**[05:32] Ryota**
We'll help you out when we have time.
**[05:36] Celeste**
Thank you so much!
**[05:40] Celeste**
This is the only work I can do...
**[05:45] Ryota**
There's nothing else?
**[05:54] Emily**
She fell asleep.
**[05:55] Ryota**
She finally gets to share a little of
the burden she's been carrying alone.
**[06:00] Emily**
And the relief was so great, she fell asleep.
**[06:08] Ryota**
That's way more powerful
than it was yesterday!
**[06:10] Emily**
Her color is much better now, as well.
**[06:13] Emily**
She looks much prettier today.
**[06:15] Ryota**
You're right.
**[06:21] Celeste**
Since you gave me a chance to rest,
**[06:23] Celeste**
my magic recovered to an
even greater level than normal.
**[06:26] Emily**
But you'll go back to the way you
were if you overwork yourself again.
**[06:29] Emily**
We have food and a bed.
**[06:31] Emily**
Please stay in our tent
until this event is over.
**[06:36] Celeste**
But... I couldn't possibly ask more of you.
**[06:41] Celeste**
That tent is far too
comfortable, so if I stay...
**[06:46] Ryota**
That's thanks to Emily's unique skill.
**[06:48] Ryota**
You can't escape it!
**[06:52] Celeste**
What an incredible skill...
**[07:00] Celeste**
I will stay with you for a while, then.
**[07:02] Ryota**
That settles it.
**[07:04] Ryota**
I'm going to go say hello at the Secro HQ.
**[07:08] Emily**
I'll go with you as far as the shops.
**[07:10] Emily**
We'll be back by lunchtime.
You can head back to the tent.
**[07:20] Ryota**
Now that I look at it again,
this place really is its own little town.
**[07:30] Ryota**
Why are you selling these here?
**[07:31] Owner**
You'd be surprised how well they sell.
**[07:34] Owner**
Lots of men who've come here to work
buy them as gifts for their wives.
**[07:40] Ryota**
The most expensive one is a million pilos?!
**[07:42] Ryota**
I definitely couldn't afford that.
**[07:44] Emily**
They're so beautiful!
**[07:47] Ryota**
You like this sort of thing, Emily?
**[07:49] Emily**
I think rings are just lovely.
**[07:52] Emily**
They're too expensive for me to buy, though.
**[07:54] Emily**
But rings are just... special, you know?
**[07:59] Duke**
Thank you for coming here, Mr. Sato.
**[08:02] Duke**
I'm Duke, the man in charge here.
**[08:04] Duke**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[08:05] Ryota**
Same to you.
**[08:07] Duke**
Now, take a look at this.
***SIGN*** Level 1
Monster: Rainbow Slime
Drop: Soybeans
***SIGN*** Level 2
Monster: Treant
Drop: Chicken Breast
***SIGN*** Level 3
Monster: Killer Butterfly
Drop: Cabbage
***SIGN*** Level 4
Monster: Mandrake
Drop: Sliced Pork
***SIGN*** Level 5
Monster:
Danger Bear
Drop: Okra
***SIGN*** Level 6
Monster: Gray Slime
Drop: Beef Rib
***SIGN*** Level 7
Monster:
Mad Golem
Drop: Daikon Radish
***SIGN*** Level 8
Monster:
Sandworm
Drop: Round Steak
**[08:09] Duke**
It's a sketch of Selen, the new dungeon
Secro and Hetero are fighting over.
**[08:14] Ryota**
So it has ten floors...
**[08:17] Duke**
We already know what drops are found there.
**[08:19] Duke**
Vegetables on odd-numbered floors,
and meats on even-numbered floors.
**[08:22] Ryota**
An even split?
**[08:24] Duke**
Yes, so we can't decide based on that.
**[08:26] Duke**
That's why we decided that
the side whose floors
**[08:29] Duke**
yield the most rare drops
within the time limit wins.
**[08:32] Ryota**
Got it. I'll go right in and—
**[08:35] Duke**
You don't need to go hunting.
**[08:36] Duke**
Adventurers who find rare monsters
on the vegetable floors
**[08:39] Duke**
will capture them alive and wait for you.
**[08:41] Ryota**
Huh?
**[08:43] Duke**
It's the most efficient way.
**[08:44] Duke**
We've solicited help with
the promise of reward money.
**[08:48] Duke**
We just need you to focus
on getting us rare drops.
**[08:51] Ryota**
*They built up this whole plan around me?*
**[08:55] Ryota**
* That never would've*
* happened in my old world,*
**[08:57] Ryota**
*but this really seems worth doing.*
**[09:00] Staff**
They've got a rare one!
**[09:02] Staff**
On the first level!
**[09:07] Duke**
As long as it's in our custody,
we have the option to kill it.
**[09:11] Duke**
Take all the time you need.
**[09:13] Ryota**
Got it.
**[09:18] Ryota**
Who are they?
**[09:20] Duke**
The older man is Harvard.
**[09:22] Duke**
He holds the same role in Hetero's
Dungeon Association that I do in Secro.
**[09:27] Duke**
Next to him is Eugene, an adventurer.
**[09:29] Duke**
He's renowned for his skills,
but his plant drop rate is at rank F.
**[09:33] Ryota**
Why bring an adventurer
with F-ranked drop rates?
**[09:36] Duke**
He'll defeat rare plant monsters,
and they probably won't drop anything.
**[09:40] Duke**
That'll leave fewer chances
for us to find rare drops.
**[09:45] Ryota**
So he's here to sabotage us?
**[09:47] Duke**
Exactly. But we've already got
the initiative this time.
**[09:55] Ryota**
Hold it still.
**[09:58] AdventurerA**
Hurry up, would you?!
**[10:03] Ryota**
There! Now it's—
**[10:08] AdventurerA**
What's happening?!
**[10:10] Harvard**
* That one won't die unless you destroy*
* the core hidden somewhere in its body.*
**[10:15] Harvard**
* Attack it anywhere else,*
* and it'll bounce back even stronger.*
**[10:20] Eugene**
*I know exactly where its core is.*
**[10:29] Harvard**
Now it's first come, first serve!
Go, Eugene!
**[10:42] Eugene**
You're mine!
**[10:53] Ryota**
You can see its core, too?!
**[10:55] Ryota**
Yeah, something like that.
**[11:01] Duke**
The rare drop, soybean sprouts, is ours!
**[11:04] Duke**
That gives us a head start!
**[11:06] Harvard**
Damn!
**[11:11] Duke**
Here's your reward.
**[11:13] Duke**
Put it somewhere safe.
**[11:14] Ryota**
You're giving me this much?
**[11:16] Duke**
It's an appropriate amount,
given your contribution.
**[11:19] Duke**
The soybean sprouts we
got are yours, as well.
**[11:22] Duke**
You can exchange them for money
at the trade post we set up.
**[11:27] Ryota**
This is incidental income
I wasn't expecting.
**[11:30] Ryota**
Maybe now, if I can do that one more time...
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
**[11:35] Ryota**
Where did Emily go?
**[11:37] Emily**
Here I am!
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
***SIGN*** My Unique Skill Makes Me OP
Even at Level 1
**[11:41] Emily**
I can't see the director's face anymore!
**[11:45] Ryota**
I'm back.
**[11:47] Emily**
Welcome back.
**[11:48] Emily**
You've had a very long day.
**[11:51] Emily**
Was the dungeon-conquering job difficult?
**[11:54] Ryota**
Yeah. Hetero's using an adventurer
with F-ranked vegetable drop rates
**[11:58] Ryota**
to kill our chances at rare drops.
**[12:00] Emily**
Wow, that's how they've chosen to fight?
**[12:03] Ryota**
But I actually finished that early.
**[12:06] Ryota**
I'm late because I made
a stop on the way back.
**[12:12] Emily**
Oh! You bought the ring we saw this morning?
**[12:16] Emily**
It really is beautiful!
**[12:18] Ryota**
Emily...
**[12:19] Emily**
Huh?
**[12:20] Ryota**
Would you accept this?
**[12:22] Emily**
Wha... What?!
**[12:25] Ryota**
I mean, you help me out all the time.
**[12:28] Emily**
But it's too expensive...
**[12:30] Ryota**
I got incidental bonus pay. And...
**[12:33] Ryota**
I was able to make good
money on the first level.
**[12:37] Ryota**
When you said rings are special,
I started to think...
**[12:41] Ryota**
What's special to me is that I met you.
**[12:45] Ryota**
That's why I want to give you this.
**[12:51] Ryota**
Thanks for everything, Emily.
**[12:56] Emily**
No present has ever made me this happy.
**[13:02] Emily**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** "Emily"
Level 22/40
Drop Status
Plants D (+1)
Animals E (+1)
Minerals E (+1)
Magic E (+1)
Specials E (+1)
**[13:07] Emily**
They all have "+1" next to them!
**[13:10] Emily**
I've never seen this before!
**[13:12] Emily**
Is it because of your power?
**[13:15] Ryota**
Uh, actually...
**[13:18] Ryota**
The guy told me he had more
of the same ring in stock,
**[13:21] Ryota**
and I was really curious as to
what kind of stray would emerge
**[13:26] Ryota**
from a million-pilo ring, so...
**[13:30] Ryota**
It's pretty easy to make a profit here,
**[13:32] Ryota**
so I tried it, figuring I'd just
buy another if it didn't work.
**[13:39] Ryota**
And I ended up getting back
the same kind of ring,
**[13:42] Ryota**
but with an effect attached.
**[13:45] Emily**
That's so like you, Yoda.
**[13:48] Ryota**
Let's go test it out.
**[13:50] Emily**
Right!
***SIGN*** Selen Level 2
**[13:53] Ryota**
This level's okay?
**[13:55] Emily**
Yes.
**[13:57] Ryota**
Oh, there's one! A treant!
**[14:09] Ryota**
Ooh, a chicken breast?
**[14:11] Emily**
I really got a drop!
**[14:15] Ryota**
You're that happy about it?
**[14:16] Emily**
I've always wanted to get a
meat drop, even if only once!
**[14:21] Emily**
This is my first one ever!
**[14:24] Emily**
My animal drop rate was at rank F.
**[14:27] Emily**
F is just one rank below E,
but there's actually a huge difference.
**[14:32] Emily**
People whose drop rates are
all F are known as "F Final,"
**[14:36] Emily**
and some dungeons don't
even permit them entry.
**[14:38] Ryota**
Really?
**[14:44] Hetero AdventurerB**
Go get Harvard! He should be nearby!
**[14:47] Ryota**
Is that this floor's rare monster?!
**[14:53] Ryota**
Emily!
**[14:54] Emily**
I'm okay!
**[14:56] Ryota**
You—
**[14:58] Harvard**
Good!
**[14:59] Harvard**
Go on, shoot.
**[15:01] Harvard**
You seem to have very good drop rates.
**[15:05] Harvard**
Please go ahead and kill this treant beard.
**[15:09] Ryota**
* If I kill it, it'll definitely*
* drop something,*
**[15:12] Ryota**
* and that'll bring Hetero's*
* score even with Secro's.*
**[15:17] Harvard**
What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill it?
**[15:20] Harvard**
None of us would mind if you did,
**[15:23] Harvard**
as long as the spoils drop on this floor.
**[15:28] Ryota**
* I can tell just from looking at him*
* that his animal drop rate is high.*
**[15:35] Ryota**
Damn it! What do I do?
**[15:39] Emily**
Yoda!
**[15:45] Ryota**
*Of course!*
**[16:11] Ryota**
Thanks, Emily.
**[16:18] Emily**
I remembered what you said last night.
**[16:21] Emily**
Without this ring, my animal drop rate is F.
**[16:25] Ryota**
Very smart of you to come up
with that on the spot!
**[16:28] Emily**
I'm glad I could be of use.
**[16:30] Emily**
All that time thinking about
how I could help was worth it.
**[16:36] Duke**
Mr. Sato.
**[16:38] Duke**
I hear you did some quick thinking
for us on the second level.
**[16:41] Duke**
Thank you.
**[16:42] Ryota**
It wasn't me. It was my partner.
**[16:44] Duke**
This adventurer has just earned
some reward money, then.
**[16:47] Duke**
We do have a bit of a problem now, though.
**[16:52] Duke**
Hetero's backup adventurers
will be here by tonight.
**[16:56] Duke**
That will triple their numbers.
**[16:59] Ryota**
So they'll fill up the
floors that drop meat?
**[17:02] Duke**
The reverse.
**[17:03] Duke**
They plan to fill up the odd-numbered floors,
**[17:05] Duke**
the ones with vegetables,
with F-ranked adventurers.
**[17:08] Ryota**
But that's...
**[17:12] Duke**
I guess our only choice is
to fight fire with fire.
**[17:16] Ryota**
No, let's finish this before
the end of the day.
**[17:20] Ryota**
If we get rare drops on
floors 3, 5, 7, and 9,
**[17:23] Ryota**
we'll be tied with them
at the very least, right?
**[17:26] Duke**
If we could do that,
we'd effectively win, but...
**[17:29] Ryota**
Raise the reward for finding rare
monsters all the way to ten million.
**[17:34] Duke**
What?! That's too much!
**[17:36] Duke**
If we pay that much and then don't get
a rare drop, it'll be a huge loss!
**[17:40] Ryota**
I have a 100% chance of
getting that rare drop.
**[17:42] Duke**
Still...
**[17:43] Ryota**
If I kill it and nothing drops,
**[17:46] Ryota**
I'll pay you the same amount back.
**[17:54] Duke**
All right.
**[17:57] Duke**
I can't believe we've
actually come this far!
***SIGN*** Selen Level 3
**[18:01] Ryota**
The rare form of level 3's monster,
the killer butterfly, is the evil butterfly.
**[18:06] Ryota**
It drops Brussels sprouts.
***SIGN*** Selen Level 5
**[18:08] Ryota**
The rare form of level 5's
danger bear is the danger panda.
**[18:12] Ryota**
It drops saltwort.
***SIGN*** Selen Level 7
**[18:14] Ryota**
The rare form of level 7's
mad golem is the rock golem.
**[18:18] Ryota**
It drops daikon radish sprouts.
**[18:21] Ryota**
It kinda sucks that all these
"rare drops" are so basic,
**[18:24] Ryota**
but in any case, once I kill
this thing, we're done!
**[18:27] Duke**
One of its heads is its weakness,
**[18:29] Duke**
but every time it regenerates a head,
its weakness changes!
**[18:32] Ryota**
It's a royal pain to fight
this thing legit, but...
**[18:51] Ryota**
Enoki mushrooms...
**[18:54] Ryota**
The last one's as lame as the rest.
**[18:56] Duke**
You did it!
**[18:57] Duke**
There's no way we can lose now!
**[18:59] Duke**
In fact, we might as well say we've won!
**[19:02] Ryota**
All thanks to you, Duke.
**[19:04] Duke**
No need to be modest!
**[19:05] Duke**
I'll go report your achievement
to HQ right now.
**[19:13] Ryota**
*I'm not being modest.*
**[19:15] Ryota**
* At my old office, every suggestion*
* I offered was rejected.*
**[19:18] Ryota**
* But you were on board with my idea to*
* devote a budget of forty million to this.*
***SIGN*** Selen Level 1
**[19:26] Ryota**
Whether we win or not,
**[19:28] Ryota**
I just made a big purchase, so I'd
like to make a little more money.
**[19:43] Ryota**
What do you want?
**[19:45] Eugene**
You've gone too far.
**[19:48] Eugene**
All of these guys, and my self,
have F Final drop rates.
**[19:51] Eugene**
If we could have stopped Secro,
the money would've been ours.
**[19:54] Eugene**
But thanks to you, we're no longer needed.
**[20:03] Eugene**
This magic circle has the same
effect as a magic storm.
**[20:07] Eugene**
You can no longer use your projectiles.
**[20:10] Eugene**
I won't take your life...
**[20:13] Eugene**
But I won't rest until I make sure
you can no longer do your job!
**[20:22] Ryota**
So long as I don't worry
about being efficient...
**[20:28] Ryota**
I'm stronger when I don't use my guns.
**[20:37] Eugene**
If you can use them, go ahead—
**[20:40] Eugene**
You *can* use them?!
**[20:43] Ryota**
I've used them during a magic storm before.
**[20:52] Adventurer4**
Huh?
**[20:59] Adventurer5**
The pain is gone...
**[21:03] Ryota**
This one's loaded with special bullets.
**[21:06] Ryota**
It works just like healing magic.
**[21:13] Eugene**
You...
**[21:14] Ryota**
You probably won't believe me,
**[21:17] Ryota**
but I understand how you guys feel.
**[21:20] Ryota**
So if you can't rest otherwise,
attack me all you want.
**[21:24] Ryota**
If you get hurt doing it,
I'll fix you up each time.
**[21:28] Ryota**
But I won't lose, either.
**[21:31] Ryota**
Because I have someone waiting
for me to come home safe.
**[21:35] Eugene**
I get it.
**[21:37] Eugene**
I envy you for having someone like that.
**[21:40] Ryota**
I didn't always have her.
**[21:42] Ryota**
You might find someone of your own someday.
**[21:50] Ryota**
I'm back.
**[21:51] Emily**
Welcome back!
**[21:53] Celeste**
Oh, welcome back.
**[21:55] Emily**
We've been waiting for you!
**[21:56] Emily**
Dinner is already on the table.
**[21:59] Ryota**
I've come... home.
**[22:04] Emily**
We... can see that.