E6 - A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.

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[00:01] Akari
    Come in.
[00:03] Jiro
    Morning.
[00:04] Akari
    Good morning, Yakuin.
[00:06] Akari
    The curling iron's still hot,
    so be careful, okay?
[00:09] Jiro
    Okay.
[00:10] Jiro
    Did she call me by my last name?
[00:11] Jiro
    Feels like it's been ages since she did that.
[00:15] Akari
    Sorry, Yakuin.
[00:16] Akari
    We ran out of coffee, so it's hot milk today.
[00:20] Jiro
    Okay.
[00:22] Jiro
    She really is calling me by my last name.
[00:24] Jiro
    It doesn't seem like she's angry
    with me or anything, but...
[00:29] Akari
    Oh, yeah. They're gonna start posting
    the midterm updates today, right?
[00:33] Jiro
    Yeah. They're gonna come
    through the app, right?
[00:36] Akari
    We studied hard for the special tests,
    so we should be in a good place.
[00:40] Jiro
    Thanks.
[00:43] Akari
    Oh, jeez.
[00:44] Akari
    You've got some bedhead here, Yakuin.
[00:47] Akari
    I'll fix it for you later, okay?
[00:49] Jiro
    S-Sure.
[00:51] Akari
    Oh, that's right!
[00:53] Jiro
    Aside from using my last name,
    she's acting normal...
[00:55] Jiro
    or, actually, in a really good mood?
[00:59] Akari
    Look! Sachi gave me
    these chocolates yesterday!
[01:02] Akari
    She said it's the super fancy stuff!
[01:04] Akari
    Let's eat them together tonight!
[01:07] Jiro
    Sure.
[01:08] Akari
    I can't wait!
[01:09] Jiro
    What is this?
[01:11] Jiro
    What's going on?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
SIGN    girlfriend suddenly calling you by last name
[02:47] Kamo
    What?
[02:48] Kamo
    Why are you searching for that?
[02:50] Kamo
    Did you find yourself a girlfriend?
[02:52] Jiro
    Yeah, right.
[02:54] Jiro
    It's about Watanabe.
[02:56] Kamo
    What?
[02:57] Kamo
    You're trying to use real-life
    crowdsourced knowledge on Akari-chan?
[03:01] Kamo
    You of all people?
[03:03] Jiro
    Whose side are you on?
[03:06] Jiro
    Actually, do you and your wife argue?
[03:09] Kamo
    We sure do!
[03:10] Kamo
    Not long ago, she was irritated all day.
[03:13] Kamo
    So I asked, "Is it your period?"
    and patted her tummy,
[03:15] Kamo
    and she wouldn't even talk
    to me for a while after that.
[03:18] Jiro
    You are a shining example of how
    to get a woman to hate a man.
[03:21] Kamo
    That's right. Bow down to me.
[03:23] Kamo
    Actually, I wish my wife
    would just tell me things.
[03:27] Kamo
    If she said she wanted me
    to leave her alone, I would.
SIGN    Will do
SIGN    Read
SIGN    I'm buying shampoo on the way home.
    Which do you want?
[03:29] Jiro
    It'd help a lot if they'd just say something.
[03:32] Kamo
    Exactly.
SIGN    You can pick
[03:36] Mei
    I'm sorry I wasn't mindful enough to notice.
[03:42] Mei
    But I just can't see you that way.
[03:45] underclassman
    That's all right!
[03:46] underclassman
    I'm in love with you, Mei-senpai!
[03:49] Kamo
    Looks like the rumors were true.
[03:51] Jiro
    What do you mean?
[03:53] Kamo
    Apparently, Hamano Mei is
    super popular with the girls.
[03:56] Kamo
    There was a time when everyone
    was talking about it.
[03:59] Jiro
    Huh...
[04:00] Jiro
    Wait, what does sneaking
    around like this say about us?
[04:06] Mei
    Thank you for falling in love with me.
[04:08] Mei
    Your feelings make me super happy.
[04:11] Mei
    Come on. You've gotta smile so you can
    find someone a lot better than me.
[04:17] underclassman
    Then, just once...
[04:20] underclassman
    Please call me by my name!
[04:22] Mei
    All right.
[04:23] Mei
    Once I let you go,
    you can't cry anymore, okay,
[04:26] Mei
    Manami?
[04:27] underclassman
    Okay.
[04:30] Kamo
    I don't know why, but I feel a
    tremendous sense of utter defeat.
[04:34] Jiro
    Same.
[04:39] Jiro
    "I'm sorry I wasn't mindful
    enough to notice," huh?
[04:45] Jiro
    It's no use!
[04:47] Jiro
    I thought it over all day,
    and I still don't get it!
[04:50] Jiro
    What is it that I'm supposed to notice?
[04:53] Jiro
    Why is she calling me by my last name?
[04:56] underclassman
    Please call me by my name!
[04:59] (Flashback) Akari
    ...if you happened to be by my side,
[05:01] (Flashback) Akari
    and called me by my name...
[05:04] Jiro
    Nah, that can't be it.
[05:09] Jiro
    It can't be... Right?
[05:12] Akari
    I'm back!
[05:16] Jiro
    She's back.
[05:17] Jiro
    Should I try calling her
    by name just to check?
[05:19] Jiro
    But if I'm wrong,
    it'll be embarrassing as hell!
[05:22] Akari
    Hey!
[05:23] Jiro
    Yes?!
[05:23] Akari
    Did you see the midterm updates?
[05:26] Jiro
    N-No, but... right now, that's not really...
[05:27] Akari
    Look at our ranking!
SIGN    7th
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    8th
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    9th
SIGN    Sanada Nobuyuki
    Honda Matsuko
[05:29] Jiro
    E-Eighth?!
[05:31] Akari
    That's right!
[05:32] Jiro
    For real?
[05:33] Akari
    For real!
[05:33] Jiro
    For really real?
[05:34] Akari
    For really real!
[05:36] Akari
    We did it!
[05:38] Akari
    Oh my God, we did it! I'm so happy!
[05:41] Jiro
    Yay!
[05:43] Jiro
    B-B-But first, can I take my shower?
[05:46] Akari
    Oh.
[05:49] Akari
    This shampoo was definitely the right choice!
[05:52] Akari
    It smells so nice!
[05:53] Akari
    And it says it'll make your hair super silky.
[05:56] Akari
    Wouldn't that be hilarious?
    A super silky Yakuin.
[06:00] Jiro
    She seriously isn't calling me
    by my first name anymore.
[06:03] (Flashback) Akari
    I really like my name, you know?
[06:07] Akari
    I'm gonna start the hair dryer now.
[06:10] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:11] Akari
    Yakuin, it's not too hot, is it?
[06:14] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:15] Akari
    Hey, Yakuin?
[06:17] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:19] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:21] Jiro
    Huh? Wait...
[06:23] Jiro
    I wasn't... That was...
[06:25] Akari
    What is it, Jiro?
[06:28] Jiro
    Huh? Wait, did I actually...
    hit the nail on the head?
[06:33] Jiro
    A-Akari.
[06:36] Akari
    What is it, Jiro?
[06:38] Jiro
    So she really did want me
    to call her by her name?
[06:42] Jiro
    Wait...
[06:44] Jiro
    What?
[06:45] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:46] Akari
    Jeez...
[06:47] Akari
    If you don't need anything,
    don't say my name like that.
[06:50] Jiro
    Crap. I'm gonna start grinning.
[06:53] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:55] Akari
    Stop. Don't look at my face right now.
[06:58] Jiro
    Th-There's no need to be that embarrassed.
[07:01] Akari
    I'm not embarrassed!
[07:02] Jiro
    That's hot! Okay, you're not embarrassed!
    Of course you're not embarrassed!
[07:05] Jiro
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[07:07] Akari
    I mean, we are technically
    a married couple, so...
[07:09] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:12] Akari
    I'd prefer if you'd keep calling me "Akari."
[07:14] Akari
    That's how...
[07:18] Akari
    I like it.
[07:20] Akari
    We only have a little longer to go,
[07:22] Akari
    so please just indulge me, Jiro.
[07:26] Jiro
    That's right.
[07:28] Jiro
    Things will eventually go
    back to the way they were.
[07:31] Jiro
    She'll go back to being
    Watanabe, my classmate.
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Sanada Nobuyuki
    Honda Matsuko
[07:45] Mei
    For real?
[07:47] male students
    That way!
[07:47] Mei
    This is bad, Shiori!
[07:48] male students
    Defense! Defense!
[07:50] Mei
    If you don't commit to doing something,
    you're gonna lose Yakuin!
[07:53] Shiori
    Th-This again?
[07:55] Mei
    You didn't make any progress when
    you had class duty together.
[08:00] Mei
    At this rate, it'll all be over
    before he even notices anything.
[08:02] Mei
    People like Yakuin tend to
    go where they're pushed.
[08:06] Mei
    If you want to date him, you have
    to do more than his wife is doing!
[08:09] Shiori
    Th-That's easy to say...
[08:12] Mei
    It's possible that they've
    at least kissed already.
[08:15] Mei
    If you let your guard down, they might
    end up doing even more than that.
[08:19] Shiori
    M-More than that?
[08:21] Mei
    For now, I'll get things set up for you.
[08:25] boy 1
    Oh, crap!
[08:26] boy 2
    Heads up!
[08:32] Mei
    Hey! Shiori!
[08:33] male students
    Is she okay?!
[08:34] male students
    Oh, shit...
[08:36] Jiro
    Shiori collapsed?
[08:38] Mei
    She's resting in the nurse's office.
    You should go see her.
[08:41] Jiro
    Huh? Me?
[08:42] Mei
    You got something else to do?
[08:44] Jiro
    No, but... I mean... I don't really
    have a reason to go see her.
[08:49] Mei
    Do you need a reason to check
    on someone who's unwell?
[08:51] Mei
    Are you embarrassed to say
    you're worried about her?
[08:55] Mei
    If you don't want to go,
    that's a different story.
[08:58] Mei
    But if you're just trying to protect
    some weird sense of pride, just go.
[09:02] Mei
    Here. Take this with you.
[09:06] Mei
    I just don't get it, Shiori.
[09:08] Mei
    What do you like about a coward like him?
SIGN    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    I sent Yakuin to you.
SIGN    Read
[09:16] Shiori
    Mei-chan! This is too sudden!
[09:30] Shiori
    You can do this, me!
[09:33] Jiro
    Excuse me.
[09:35] Jiro
    Huh? Where's the nurse?
[09:37] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[09:41] Jiro
    Shiori?
[09:45] Shiori
    You came to see me?
[09:47] Shiori
    Come on in.
[09:49] Jiro
    O-Okay.
[09:52] Jiro
    Are you feeling better now?
[09:53] Shiori
    Yeah, thanks. Sorry for making you worry.
[09:58] Shiori
    But I'm happy you came to see me.
[10:02] Jiro
    Um, Hamano sent these.
    I'll leave them here.
[10:06] Jiro
    Huh? You already have some.
[10:08] Shiori
    Oh, Minami-kun brought those.
[10:12] Jiro
    Oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense.
[10:15] Jiro
    You're married, after all.
[10:18] Shiori
    It seems like things are going well.
[10:20] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:21] Shiori
    With you and Watanabe-san.
    You made it to eighth place, right?
[10:24] Jiro
    Oh... Nah, it's more like things
    are finally working out.
[10:27] Jiro
    We're always arguing,
    so we lose points a lot.
[10:30] Shiori
    That sounds nice.
[10:31] Shiori
    I kinda want to try arguing with you, too.
[10:34] Jiro
    Why?!
[10:36] Shiori
    Well, I've known you for such a long time,
[10:38] Shiori
    but I've never seen you angry before.
[10:42] Shiori
    If I became your wife,
    would I be able to see that, too?
[10:48] Shiori
    Oh, I'm just talking about the practical!
[10:51] Jiro
    R-Right.
[10:53] Shiori
    I've been feeling anxious.
[10:55] Shiori
    I'm in high school now, but I
    still get nervous around boys.
[10:59] Shiori
    I'm a pain to deal with, huh?
[11:00] Jiro
    Not at all!
[11:02] Shiori
    But all the girls around me keep
    getting more and more mature,
[11:06] Shiori
    and I'm still a child.
[11:09] Jiro
    So things with Tenjin haven't
    gotten... more mature?
[11:12] Jiro
    Like, you know... kissing or whatever?
[11:16] Shiori
    We don't do that kind of thing!
[11:18] Shiori
    And even if things went that
    way with the person I loved,
[11:22] Shiori
    I'd be terrible at it,
    and they'd get sick of me.
[11:24] Jiro
    That wouldn't happen!
[11:26] Jiro
    Someone's first time is always precious.
[11:28] Jiro
    If it was me, I'd be happy
    no matter what form it took!
[11:33] Shiori
    H-Hey... You said before that
[11:36] Shiori
    if there was anything you could
    do to help, you would, right?
[11:41] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
[11:42] Shiori
    Will you do me the favor I'm about to ask?
[11:44] Jiro
    Huh?
[11:46] Shiori
    I want you to practice with me.
[11:50] Shiori
    K...
[11:51] Shiori
    Kissing.
[11:56] Shiori
    I-If you don't want to, that's totally okay!
[11:58] Shiori
    Sorry for just springing that on you!
[12:00] Shiori
    It's an imposition, right? I mean,
    you have Watanabe-san now...
[12:04] Jiro
    Why?
[12:05] Shiori
    Huh?
[12:06] Jiro
    Why me?
[12:09] Shiori
    You're the only one I could
    ask to do this. I'm sorry.
[12:13] Jiro
    I don't mind at all.
[12:14] Jiro
    We can practice, but, um...
[12:16] Jiro
    I'm probably not very good at it.
[12:19] Jiro
    Y-You're seriously okay with it being me?
[12:27] Shiori
    If you would, I'd appreciate it.
[12:31] Jiro
    Th-Then...
[12:35] Shiori
    Oh, gosh, my heart is racing so fast!
[12:39] Jiro
    So is mine.
[12:41] Shiori
    That makes me happy.
    Our hearts are racing together.
[12:45] Jiro
    I don't think it's possible...
[12:47] Jiro
    but if Shiori... is actually serious about me...
[12:51] Mei
    But if you're just trying to protect
    some weird sense of pride, just go.
[12:55] Jiro
    That's right! I have to go for it!
[13:00] Jiro
    If I don't go for it now...
[13:07] Shiori
    Wait, Jiro-kun!
[13:09] Shiori
    Let's not do this after all!
[13:11] Shiori
    We're not married.
    It probably wouldn't be right.
[13:16] Sachi
    Excuse me.
[13:18] Sachi
    Let me take a nap here, Sensei.
[13:20] Sachi
    Wait, no one's here.
[13:26] Sachi
    Ugh! You're at school, you know!
[13:29] Sachi
    Sorry for bothering you!
[13:47] Jiro
    S-Sorry!
[13:48] Jiro
    That was an accident!
[13:52] Shiori
    Y-Yeah, I know. It's okay.
[13:55] Shiori
    So, um, Jiro-kun, I'll be
    okay on my own now, so...
[14:00] Jiro
    R-R-Really? Th-Then I'll get going.
SIGN    Can I hang out with Sachi and
    the others after school?
SIGN    Will you be able to
    find something to eat?
SIGN    Jirooooo!
SIGN    Can I hang out with Sachi and
    the others after school?
SIGN    Will you be able to
    find something to eat?
SIGN    Jirooooo!
SIGN    Please answer me!
[14:24] Akari
    Don't ignore me, you idiot.
[14:26] Sachi
    Akari! So this is where you've been.
[14:29] Akari
    Sachi? Weren't you going to
    the nurse's office to skip class?
[14:33] Sachi
    I tried, but it wasn't gonna happen.
[14:35] Sachi
    When I went in, other
    people were there already.
[14:37] Sachi
    Between the curtains, I could
    see the shoes of a guy and a girl.
[14:40] Sachi
    And the bed was creaking.
[14:42] Akari
    Huh? What do you mean?
    You think they were doing that?
[14:45] Sachi
    What else could a guy and a girl
    be doing to make a bed creak?
[14:49] Sachi
    Seriously, what the hell are they thinking?
SIGN    Sorry.
    Shiori collapsed, so I
    was in the nurse's office.
SIGN    Got it.
SIGN    Jirooooo!
SIGN    Please answer me!
SIGN    Sorry.
    Shiori collapsed, so I
    was in the nurse's office.
SIGN    Got it.
[14:56] Akari
    No way.
[14:57] Sachi
    Akari? What is it?
[15:01] Akari
    Jiro...
[15:09] (Flashback) Akari
    Let's eat it together!
SIGN    7/5 Wednesday
[15:14] Jiro
    Akari's pretty late.
SIGN    Sorry we couldn't do an all-nighter
SIGN    You seem down. What's wrong?
    If it's something you can talk about, tell us
SIGN    Natsumi's worried about you, too
[15:28] manager
    Oh, Mikkun, you were about
    to clock out, weren't you?
[15:31] manager
    Sorry. I just need whipped cream on this.
[15:33] Minami
    Got it.
[15:35] manager
    The one who ordered it is a serious gyaru,
[15:38] manager
    but she seemed kinda down, so you
    can give her a little extra for free.
[15:41] Minami
    Really?
[15:47] manager
    Thank you for waiting!
[15:48] manager
    Please enjoy at your leisure.
[15:51] Akari
    It's so good! And sweet!
[15:54] Akari
    Huh?
SIGN    Extra whipped cream on the house.
    Hope it cheers you up.
[15:58] Akari
    Huh? Oh, crap! Did it show on my face?
[16:00] Akari
    How embarrassing!
[16:04] Akari
    Oh, I get it. I'm...
[16:06] Akari
    feeling depressed.
[16:09] Akari
    That guy's actually really nice.
[16:15] Akari
    Did Jiro really do that with Sakurazaka-san?
[16:19] Akari
    He said she's his first love, right?
[16:22] Akari
    Having your first time be with your
    first love would make anyone happy.
[16:28] Akari
    Just because Jiro and
    Sakurazaka-san are together now
[16:31] Akari
    doesn't mean anything's changed.
[16:33] Akari
    Jiro and I are a married
    couple right now, that's all.
[16:37] Akari
    It's nothing more than that, and yet...
[16:40] Akari
    If I open this door right now,
[16:42] Akari
    I feel like there'll be a
    Jiro there that I don't know.
[16:49] Akari
    Is he already asleep?
[16:58] Akari
    Why are you sleeping there?
[17:00] Akari
    And why are all your dirty
    clothes scattered everywhere?
[17:03] Akari
    I told you not to roll up
    your socks like that!
[17:06] Akari
    What am I, your mother?
[17:08] Akari
    Come on! I'm stepping on
    the pedal, but it won't...
[17:12] Akari
    Argh!
[17:17] Akari
    Got it!
[17:18] Akari
    Ugh!
[17:19] Akari
    I'm gonna start throwing my
    dirty clothes everywhere, too!
[17:22] Akari
    Are you okay with that?
[17:23] Akari
    And if you're going to sleep,
    sleep in your room!
[17:26] Akari
    And you could at least vacuum!
SIGN    7/5 Wednesday
SIGN    I just found out...
    Those chocolates have whiskey in them!
    You haven't eaten them, have you?!
[17:28] Akari
    Learn to cook something!
[17:30] Akari
    And I'm shouting here, so wake up already!
[17:33] Akari
    Jeez... My depression just disappeared.
[17:37] Akari
    The table's all messy, too...
[17:42] Akari
    You were waiting for me?
[17:48] Akari
    Idiot.
[17:51] Akari
    Hey, Jiro? Are you listening?
[18:09] Akari
    You're really not gonna wake up?
[18:11] Akari
    Are you alive?
[18:12] Akari
    Your wife is taking off her
    clothes here, you know.
[18:19] Akari
    Hey, Jiro...
[18:21] Akari
    Is this what you did in the nurse's office?
[18:25] Akari
    Or was it...
[18:27] Akari
    something far beyond this
    that I don't even know about?
[18:31] Akari
    Did you go off and become
    an adult without me?
[18:35] Akari
    I'd hate that. Don't leave me behind.
[18:39] Akari
    You know, I really will
    cheer you on in your love.
[18:44] Akari
    So just for now, while I'm
    your wife, could you wait?
[18:48] Akari
    Please, Jiro.
[18:57] Jiro
    Ow, my arm...
[19:02] Jiro
    Wha?!
[19:03] Jiro
    Why? Why is she sleeping next to me?!
[19:07] Jiro
    And what happened to her clothes?!
[19:12] Akari
    Good morning, Jiro.
[19:16] Akari
    What's wrong? I said good morning.
[19:19] Akari
    Hey!
[19:21] Akari
    Huh? What? What's wrong with you?
[19:23] Jiro
    That's what I want to ask you!
[19:25] Jiro
    Wh-What happened to your clothes?
    I can see everything!
[19:30] Jiro
    You didn't even realize it?!
[19:33] Jiro
    I have a ton of questions,
    but first, please put some clothes on.
[19:37] Jiro
    We can talk after—
[19:38] Akari
    What's the point now?
[19:40] Akari
    You're the one who took them off of me.
[19:45] Akari
    Wow, you're scum! You really
    forgot what happened last night?
[19:49] Jiro
    H-Hang on. Time out.
[19:50] Jiro
    What?
[19:51] Akari
    You really don't remember! What a jerk!
[19:54] Akari
    Even after all you did to me...
[19:57] Akari
    Don't!
[19:58] Jiro
    After "all" I did?!
[20:00] Jiro
    Wait, wait. I have absolutely
    no memory of anything.
[20:03] Jiro
    Does that mean we did it?
[20:05] Jiro
    That we went as far as it's possible to go?
[20:09] Jiro
    No, wait.
[20:10] Jiro
    She has Tenjin, but she'd
    let me have her body?
[20:12] Jiro
    Yeah, as if things would ever get
    like that between us, anyway...
[20:19] Jiro
    Except they already did!
[20:22] Jiro
    Wait!
[20:23] Jiro
    I'm not a virgin anymore?
[20:24] Akari
    Huh? Wh-Why are you asking me?!
[20:27] Akari
    Let go of me, you idiot!
[20:29] Jiro
    Oh, s-sorry.
[20:31] Jiro
    If we really did do it, I'd be
    absolute scum not to remember, right?
[20:36] Jiro
    I mean, it probably...
[20:38] Jiro
    wasn't just my first time.
[20:41] Akari
    Hey, Jiro...
[20:42] Akari
    Was last night your first time?
[20:44] Jiro
    Last night?!
[20:45] Jiro
    If it happened... then it was.
[20:48] Akari
    Really?
[20:49] Akari
    If you're lying, you don't get any dinner.
[20:52] Jiro
    It was. Why would I lie about that now?
[20:56] Akari
    I see.
[20:58] Akari
    So it was.
[21:00] Jiro
    Also... sorry.
[21:01] Akari
    Huh?
[21:02] Jiro
    I mean, since I was a virgin...
[21:05] Jiro
    I probably put most of the burden on you.
[21:08] Jiro
    It must have been difficult
    and painful because of m—
[21:11] Akari
    I was lying.
[21:12] Jiro
    Huh?
[21:13] Akari
    I lied.
[21:15] Akari
    Isn't that obvious?
[21:16] Akari
    Of course it was all a lie!
[21:18] Akari
    Talk about hilarious!
[21:20] Jiro
    You...
[21:21] Jiro
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[21:24] Akari
    You fell for it!
[21:26] Akari
    You should know I'm not that easy!
[21:30] Jiro
    Jeez... There are some lies that
    are just not okay, you know!
[21:34] Jiro
    But, yeah... Yeah, of course.
[21:36] Akari
    Come on. You could act a little
    disappointed, couldn't you?
[21:40] Jiro
    Well, of course I'm disappointed.
[21:45] Jiro
    I mean, I'm still a virgin.
[21:48] Jiro
    Ow! That hurts! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[21:50] Jiro
    I'm sorry!
[21:51] Jiro
    Of course you'd never do that
    with a guy like me, right?
[21:54] Jiro
    I was being presumptuous!
[21:55] Akari
    It's not that!
[21:57] Akari
    I'd never do that when I know
    you have Sakurazaka-san.
[22:01] Jiro
    Huh? What did you say?
[22:04] Akari
    "I hate that my first time was
    with a girl I don't even love."
[22:07] Akari
    "I wish it had been Sakurazaka-san instead."
[22:09] Akari
    That's how you felt, right?
[22:10] Jiro
    Hey, I can't hear you!
[22:12] Akari
    Why don't you just say that?
[22:14] Jiro
    I don't know what you're saying!
[22:16] Akari
    I hate you, Jiro.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:51] Shiori
    What a nice feeling. I'd like
    to fall asleep just like this.
[23:55] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, come to me.
[23:57] Jiro
    Shiori!
[23:57] Shiori
    There's one Jiro-kun.
[23:59] Jiro
    Shiori!
[23:59] Shiori
    And two Jiro-kuns.
[24:01] Shiori
    There's three Jiro-kuns.
[24:01] Jiro
    Shiori!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Fireworks, but No Embrace.
[24:07] Mei
    Next time, "Fireworks, but No Embrace."