# E6 - A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4D1Q1/a-male-virgin-but-no-female-virgin)
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**[00:01] Akari**
Come in.
**[00:03] Jiro**
Morning.
**[00:04] Akari**
Good morning, Yakuin.
**[00:06] Akari**
The curling iron's still hot,
so be careful, okay?
**[00:09] Jiro**
Okay.
**[00:10] Jiro**
*Did she call me by my last name?*
**[00:11] Jiro**
*Feels like it's been ages since she did that.*
**[00:15] Akari**
Sorry, Yakuin.
**[00:16] Akari**
We ran out of coffee, so it's hot milk today.
**[00:20] Jiro**
Okay.
**[00:22] Jiro**
*She really is calling me by my last name.*
**[00:24] Jiro**
* It doesn't seem like she's angry*
* with me or anything, but...*
**[00:29] Akari**
Oh, yeah. They're gonna start posting
the midterm updates today, right?
**[00:33] Jiro**
Yeah. They're gonna come
through the app, right?
**[00:36] Akari**
We studied hard for the special tests,
so we should be in a good place.
**[00:40] Jiro**
Thanks.
**[00:43] Akari**
Oh, jeez.
**[00:44] Akari**
You've got some bedhead here, Yakuin.
**[00:47] Akari**
I'll fix it for you later, okay?
**[00:49] Jiro**
S-Sure.
**[00:51] Akari**
Oh, that's right!
**[00:53] Jiro**
* Aside from using my last name,*
* she's acting normal...*
**[00:55] Jiro**
*or, actually, in a really good mood?*
**[00:59] Akari**
Look! Sachi gave me
these chocolates yesterday!
**[01:02] Akari**
She said it's the super fancy stuff!
**[01:04] Akari**
Let's eat them together tonight!
**[01:07] Jiro**
Sure.
**[01:08] Akari**
I can't wait!
**[01:09] Jiro**
*What is this?*
**[01:11] Jiro**
*What's going on?*
***SIGN*** What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
***SIGN*** It's criminal to be so shy
***SIGN*** Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
***SIGN*** A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
***SIGN*** No less than supreme
***SIGN*** A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
***SIGN*** The wild ringing of bells
***SIGN*** What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
***SIGN*** Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
***SIGN*** A daydream that seems like fiction
***SIGN*** Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
***SIGN*** Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
***SIGN*** My heart hurts and hurts,
***SIGN*** racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
***SIGN*** It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
***SIGN*** Be brave, my darling
***SIGN*** It won't all be happy and fun
***SIGN*** It's all up to us
***SIGN*** ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
***SIGN*** Please look my way, darling
***SIGN*** Please notice my pure love for you
***SIGN*** girlfriend suddenly calling you by last name
**[02:47] Kamo**
What?
**[02:48] Kamo**
Why are you searching for *that*?
**[02:50] Kamo**
Did you find yourself a girlfriend?
**[02:52] Jiro**
Yeah, right.
**[02:54] Jiro**
It's about Watanabe.
**[02:56] Kamo**
What?
**[02:57] Kamo**
You're trying to use real-life
crowdsourced knowledge on Akari-chan?
**[03:01] Kamo**
*You* of all people?
**[03:03] Jiro**
Whose side are you on?
**[03:06] Jiro**
Actually, do you and your wife argue?
**[03:09] Kamo**
We sure do!
**[03:10] Kamo**
Not long ago, she was irritated all day.
**[03:13] Kamo**
So I asked, "Is it your period?"
and patted her tummy,
**[03:15] Kamo**
and she wouldn't even talk
to me for a while after that.
**[03:18] Jiro**
You are a shining example of how
to get a woman to hate a man.
**[03:21] Kamo**
That's right. Bow down to me.
**[03:23] Kamo**
Actually, I wish my wife
would just tell me things.
**[03:27] Kamo**
If she said she wanted me
to leave her alone, I would.
***SIGN*** Will do
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** I'm buying shampoo on the way home.
Which do you want?
**[03:29] Jiro**
It'd help a lot if they'd just say something.
**[03:32] Kamo**
Exactly.
***SIGN*** You can pick
**[03:36] Mei**
I'm sorry I wasn't mindful enough to notice.
**[03:42] Mei**
But I just can't see you that way.
**[03:45] underclassman**
That's all right!
**[03:46] underclassman**
I'm in love with you, Mei-senpai!
**[03:49] Kamo**
Looks like the rumors were true.
**[03:51] Jiro**
What do you mean?
**[03:53] Kamo**
Apparently, Hamano Mei is
super popular with the girls.
**[03:56] Kamo**
There was a time when everyone
was talking about it.
**[03:59] Jiro**
Huh...
**[04:00] Jiro**
Wait, what does sneaking
around like this say about us?
**[04:06] Mei**
Thank you for falling in love with me.
**[04:08] Mei**
Your feelings make me super happy.
**[04:11] Mei**
Come on. You've gotta smile so you can
find someone a lot better than me.
**[04:17] underclassman**
Then, just once...
**[04:20] underclassman**
Please call me by my name!
**[04:22] Mei**
All right.
**[04:23] Mei**
Once I let you go,
you can't cry anymore, okay,
**[04:26] Mei**
Manami?
**[04:27] underclassman**
Okay.
**[04:30] Kamo**
I don't know why, but I feel a
tremendous sense of utter defeat.
**[04:34] Jiro**
Same.
**[04:39] Jiro**
* "I'm sorry I wasn't mindful*
* enough to notice," huh?*
**[04:45] Jiro**
It's no use!
**[04:47] Jiro**
I thought it over all day,
and I still don't get it!
**[04:50] Jiro**
What is it that I'm supposed to notice?
**[04:53] Jiro**
Why is she calling me by my last name?
**[04:56] underclassman**
*Please call me by my name!*
**[04:59] (Flashback) Akari**
...if you happened to be by my side,
**[05:01] (Flashback) Akari**
and called me by my name...
**[05:04] Jiro**
Nah, that can't be it.
**[05:09] Jiro**
*It can't be... Right?*
**[05:12] Akari**
I'm back!
**[05:16] Jiro**
*She's back.*
**[05:17] Jiro**
* Should I try calling her*
* by name just to check?*
**[05:19] Jiro**
* But if I'm wrong,*
* it'll be embarrassing as hell!*
**[05:22] Akari**
Hey!
**[05:23] Jiro**
Yes?!
**[05:23] Akari**
Did you see the midterm updates?
**[05:26] Jiro**
N-No, but... right now, that's not really...
**[05:27] Akari**
Look at our ranking!
***SIGN*** 7th
***SIGN*** Kasugahara Kyo
Sangamori Hatsune
***SIGN*** 8th
***SIGN*** Yakuin Jiro
Watanabe Akari
***SIGN*** 9th
***SIGN*** Sanada Nobuyuki
Honda Matsuko
**[05:29] Jiro**
E-Eighth?!
**[05:31] Akari**
That's right!
**[05:32] Jiro**
For real?
**[05:33] Akari**
For real!
**[05:33] Jiro**
For really real?
**[05:34] Akari**
For really real!
**[05:36] Akari**
We did it!
**[05:38] Akari**
Oh my God, we did it! I'm so happy!
**[05:41] Jiro**
Yay!
**[05:43] Jiro**
B-B-But first, can I take my shower?
**[05:46] Akari**
Oh.
**[05:49] Akari**
This shampoo was definitely the right choice!
**[05:52] Akari**
It smells so nice!
**[05:53] Akari**
And it says it'll make your hair super silky.
**[05:56] Akari**
Wouldn't that be hilarious?
A super silky Yakuin.
**[06:00] Jiro**
* She seriously isn't calling me*
* by my first name anymore.*
**[06:03] (Flashback) Akari**
I really like my name, you know?
**[06:07] Akari**
I'm gonna start the hair dryer now.
**[06:10] Jiro**
Akari.
**[06:11] Akari**
Yakuin, it's not too hot, is it?
**[06:14] Jiro**
Akari.
**[06:15] Akari**
Hey, Yakuin?
**[06:17] Jiro**
Akari.
**[06:19] Jiro**
Akari.
**[06:21] Jiro**
Huh? Wait...
**[06:23] Jiro**
I wasn't... That was...
**[06:25] Akari**
What is it, Jiro?
**[06:28] Jiro**
* Huh? Wait, did I actually...*
* hit the nail on the head?*
**[06:33] Jiro**
A-Akari.
**[06:36] Akari**
What is it, Jiro?
**[06:38] Jiro**
* So she really did want me*
* to call her by her name?*
**[06:42] Jiro**
*Wait...*
**[06:44] Jiro**
*What?*
**[06:45] Jiro**
Akari.
**[06:46] Akari**
Jeez...
**[06:47] Akari**
If you don't need anything,
don't say my name like that.
**[06:50] Jiro**
*Crap. I'm gonna start grinning.*
**[06:53] Jiro**
Akari.
**[06:55] Akari**
Stop. Don't look at my face right now.
**[06:58] Jiro**
Th-There's no need to be *that* embarrassed.
**[07:01] Akari**
I'm not embarrassed!
**[07:02] Jiro**
That's hot! Okay, you're not embarrassed!
Of course you're not embarrassed!
**[07:05] Jiro**
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
**[07:07] Akari**
I mean, we *are* technically
a married couple, so...
**[07:09] Jiro**
Huh?
**[07:12] Akari**
I'd prefer if you'd keep calling me "Akari."
**[07:14] Akari**
That's how...
**[07:18] Akari**
I like it.
**[07:20] Akari**
We only have a little longer to go,
**[07:22] Akari**
so please just indulge me, Jiro.
**[07:26] Jiro**
*That's right.*
**[07:28] Jiro**
* Things will eventually go*
* back to the way they were.*
**[07:31] Jiro**
* She'll go back to being*
* Watanabe, my classmate.*
***SIGN*** Kasugahara Kyo
Sangamori Hatsune
***SIGN*** Yakuin Jiro
Watanabe Akari
***SIGN*** Sanada Nobuyuki
Honda Matsuko
**[07:45] Mei**
For real?
**[07:47] male students**
That way!
**[07:47] Mei**
This is bad, Shiori!
**[07:48] male students**
Defense! Defense!
**[07:50] Mei**
If you don't commit to doing *something*,
you're gonna lose Yakuin!
**[07:53] Shiori**
Th-This again?
**[07:55] Mei**
You didn't make any progress when
you had class duty together.
**[08:00] Mei**
At this rate, it'll all be over
before he even notices anything.
**[08:02] Mei**
People like Yakuin tend to
go where they're pushed.
**[08:06] Mei**
If you want to date him, you have
to do more than his wife is doing!
**[08:09] Shiori**
Th-That's easy to say...
**[08:12] Mei**
It's possible that they've
at least kissed already.
**[08:15] Mei**
If you let your guard down, they might
end up doing even more than that.
**[08:19] Shiori**
M-More than that?
**[08:21] Mei**
For now, I'll get things set up for you.
**[08:25] boy 1**
Oh, crap!
**[08:26] boy 2**
Heads up!
**[08:32] Mei**
Hey! Shiori!
**[08:33] male students**
Is she okay?!
**[08:34] male students**
Oh, shit...
**[08:36] Jiro**
Shiori collapsed?
**[08:38] Mei**
She's resting in the nurse's office.
You should go see her.
**[08:41] Jiro**
Huh? Me?
**[08:42] Mei**
You got something else to do?
**[08:44] Jiro**
No, but... I mean... I don't really
have a reason to go see her.
**[08:49] Mei**
Do you need a reason to check
on someone who's unwell?
**[08:51] Mei**
Are you embarrassed to say
you're worried about her?
**[08:55] Mei**
If you don't want to go,
that's a different story.
**[08:58] Mei**
But if you're just trying to protect
some weird sense of pride, just go.
**[09:02] Mei**
Here. Take this with you.
**[09:06] Mei**
I just don't get it, Shiori.
**[09:08] Mei**
What do you like about a coward like him?
***SIGN*** Oh, yeah!
***SIGN*** I sent Yakuin to you.
***SIGN*** Read
**[09:16] Shiori**
Mei-chan! This is too sudden!
**[09:30] Shiori**
*You can do this, me!*
**[09:33] Jiro**
Excuse me.
**[09:35] Jiro**
Huh? Where's the nurse?
**[09:37] Shiori**
Jiro-kun?
**[09:41] Jiro**
Shiori?
**[09:45] Shiori**
You came to see me?
**[09:47] Shiori**
Come on in.
**[09:49] Jiro**
O-Okay.
**[09:52] Jiro**
Are you feeling better now?
**[09:53] Shiori**
Yeah, thanks. Sorry for making you worry.
**[09:58] Shiori**
But I'm happy you came to see me.
**[10:02] Jiro**
Um, Hamano sent these.
I'll leave them here.
**[10:06] Jiro**
Huh? You already have some.
**[10:08] Shiori**
Oh, Minami-kun brought those.
**[10:12] Jiro**
Oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense.
**[10:15] Jiro**
You're married, after all.
**[10:18] Shiori**
It seems like things are going well.
**[10:20] Jiro**
Huh?
**[10:21] Shiori**
With you and Watanabe-san.
You made it to eighth place, right?
**[10:24] Jiro**
Oh... Nah, it's more like things
are *finally* working out.
**[10:27] Jiro**
We're always arguing,
so we lose points a lot.
**[10:30] Shiori**
That sounds nice.
**[10:31] Shiori**
I kinda want to try arguing with you, too.
**[10:34] Jiro**
Why?!
**[10:36] Shiori**
Well, I've known you for such a long time,
**[10:38] Shiori**
but I've never seen you angry before.
**[10:42] Shiori**
If I became your wife,
would I be able to see that, too?
**[10:48] Shiori**
Oh, I'm just talking about the practical!
**[10:51] Jiro**
R-Right.
**[10:53] Shiori**
I've been feeling anxious.
**[10:55] Shiori**
I'm in high school now, but I
still get nervous around boys.
**[10:59] Shiori**
I'm a pain to deal with, huh?
**[11:00] Jiro**
Not at all!
**[11:02] Shiori**
But all the girls around me keep
getting more and more mature,
**[11:06] Shiori**
and I'm still a child.
**[11:09] Jiro**
So things with Tenjin haven't
gotten... more mature?
**[11:12] Jiro**
Like, you know... kissing or whatever?
**[11:16] Shiori**
We don't do that kind of thing!
**[11:18] Shiori**
And even if things went that
way with the person I loved,
**[11:22] Shiori**
I'd be terrible at it,
and they'd get sick of me.
**[11:24] Jiro**
That wouldn't happen!
**[11:26] Jiro**
Someone's first time is always precious.
**[11:28] Jiro**
If it was me, I'd be happy
no matter what form it took!
**[11:33] Shiori**
H-Hey... You said before that
**[11:36] Shiori**
if there was anything you could
do to help, you would, right?
**[11:41] Jiro**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:42] Shiori**
Will you do me the favor I'm about to ask?
**[11:44] Jiro**
Huh?
**[11:46] Shiori**
I want you to practice with me.
**[11:50] Shiori**
K...
**[11:51] Shiori**
Kissing.
**[11:56] Shiori**
I-If you don't want to, that's totally okay!
**[11:58] Shiori**
Sorry for just springing that on you!
**[12:00] Shiori**
It's an imposition, right? I mean,
you have Watanabe-san now...
**[12:04] Jiro**
Why?
**[12:05] Shiori**
Huh?
**[12:06] Jiro**
Why me?
**[12:09] Shiori**
You're the only one I could
ask to do this. I'm sorry.
**[12:13] Jiro**
I don't mind at all.
**[12:14] Jiro**
We can practice, but, um...
**[12:16] Jiro**
I'm probably not very good at it.
**[12:19] Jiro**
Y-You're seriously okay with it being me?
**[12:27] Shiori**
If you would, I'd appreciate it.
**[12:31] Jiro**
Th-Then...
**[12:35] Shiori**
Oh, gosh, my heart is racing so fast!
**[12:39] Jiro**
So is mine.
**[12:41] Shiori**
That makes me happy.
Our hearts are racing together.
**[12:45] Jiro**
*I don't think it's possible...*
**[12:47] Jiro**
*but if Shiori... is actually serious about me...*
**[12:51] Mei**
* But if you're just trying to protect*
* some weird sense of pride, just go.*
**[12:55] Jiro**
*That's right! I have to go for it!*
**[13:00] Jiro**
*If I don't go for it now...*
**[13:07] Shiori**
Wait, Jiro-kun!
**[13:09] Shiori**
Let's not do this after all!
**[13:11] Shiori**
We're not married.
It probably wouldn't be right.
**[13:16] Sachi**
Excuse me.
**[13:18] Sachi**
Let me take a nap here, Sensei.
**[13:20] Sachi**
Wait, no one's here.
**[13:26] Sachi**
*Ugh! You're at school, you know!*
**[13:29] Sachi**
Sorry for bothering you!
**[13:47] Jiro**
S-Sorry!
**[13:48] Jiro**
That was an accident!
**[13:52] Shiori**
Y-Yeah, I know. It's okay.
**[13:55] Shiori**
So, um, Jiro-kun, I'll be
okay on my own now, so...
**[14:00] Jiro**
R-R-Really? Th-Then I'll get going.
***SIGN*** Can I hang out with Sachi and
the others after school?
***SIGN*** Will you be able to
find something to eat?
***SIGN*** Jirooooo!
***SIGN*** Can I hang out with Sachi and
the others after school?
***SIGN*** Will you be able to
find something to eat?
***SIGN*** Jirooooo!
***SIGN*** Please answer me!
**[14:24] Akari**
Don't ignore me, you idiot.
**[14:26] Sachi**
Akari! So this is where you've been.
**[14:29] Akari**
Sachi? Weren't you going to
the nurse's office to skip class?
**[14:33] Sachi**
I tried, but it wasn't gonna happen.
**[14:35] Sachi**
When I went in, other
people were there already.
**[14:37] Sachi**
Between the curtains, I could
see the shoes of a guy *and* a girl.
**[14:40] Sachi**
And the bed was creaking.
**[14:42] Akari**
Huh? What do you mean?
You think they were doing *that*?
**[14:45] Sachi**
What else could a guy and a girl
be doing to make a bed creak?
**[14:49] Sachi**
Seriously, what the hell are they thinking?
***SIGN*** Sorry.
Shiori collapsed, so I
was in the nurse's office.
***SIGN*** Got it.
***SIGN*** Jirooooo!
***SIGN*** Please answer me!
***SIGN*** Sorry.
Shiori collapsed, so I
was in the nurse's office.
***SIGN*** Got it.
**[14:56] Akari**
No way.
**[14:57] Sachi**
Akari? What is it?
**[15:01] Akari**
Jiro...
**[15:09] (Flashback) Akari**
Let's eat it together!
***SIGN*** 7/5 Wednesday
**[15:14] Jiro**
Akari's pretty late.
***SIGN*** Sorry we couldn't do an all-nighter
***SIGN*** You seem down. What's wrong?
If it's something you can talk about, tell us
***SIGN*** Natsumi's worried about you, too
**[15:28] manager**
Oh, Mikkun, you were about
to clock out, weren't you?
**[15:31] manager**
Sorry. I just need whipped cream on this.
**[15:33] Minami**
Got it.
**[15:35] manager**
The one who ordered it is a serious gyaru,
**[15:38] manager**
but she seemed kinda down, so you
can give her a little extra for free.
**[15:41] Minami**
Really?
**[15:47] manager**
Thank you for waiting!
**[15:48] manager**
Please enjoy at your leisure.
**[15:51] Akari**
It's so good! And sweet!
**[15:54] Akari**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Extra whipped cream on the house.
Hope it cheers you up.
**[15:58] Akari**
*Huh? Oh, crap! Did it show on my face?*
**[16:00] Akari**
*How embarrassing!*
**[16:04] Akari**
*Oh, I get it. I'm...*
**[16:06] Akari**
*feeling depressed.*
**[16:09] Akari**
That guy's actually really nice.
**[16:15] Akari**
*Did Jiro really do that with Sakurazaka-san?*
**[16:19] Akari**
He said she's his first love, right?
**[16:22] Akari**
Having your first time be with your
first love would make anyone happy.
**[16:28] Akari**
* Just because Jiro and*
* Sakurazaka-san are together now*
**[16:31] Akari**
*doesn't mean anything's changed.*
**[16:33] Akari**
* Jiro and I are a married*
* couple right now, that's all.*
**[16:37] Akari**
*It's nothing more than that, and yet...*
**[16:40] Akari**
*If I open this door right now,*
**[16:42] Akari**
* I feel like there'll be a*
* Jiro there that I don't know.*
**[16:49] Akari**
Is he already asleep?
**[16:58] Akari**
Why are you sleeping there?
**[17:00] Akari**
And why are all your dirty
clothes scattered everywhere?
**[17:03] Akari**
I told you not to roll up
your socks like that!
**[17:06] Akari**
What am I, your mother?
**[17:08] Akari**
Come on! I'm stepping on
the pedal, but it won't...
**[17:12] Akari**
Argh!
**[17:17] Akari**
Got it!
**[17:18] Akari**
Ugh!
**[17:19] Akari**
I'm gonna start throwing my
dirty clothes everywhere, too!
**[17:22] Akari**
Are you okay with that?
**[17:23] Akari**
And if you're going to sleep,
sleep in your room!
**[17:26] Akari**
And you could at least vacuum!
***SIGN*** 7/5 Wednesday
***SIGN*** I just found out...
Those chocolates have whiskey in them!
You haven't eaten them, have you?!
**[17:28] Akari**
Learn to cook something!
**[17:30] Akari**
And I'm shouting here, so wake up already!
**[17:33] Akari**
Jeez... My depression just disappeared.
**[17:37] Akari**
The table's all messy, too...
**[17:42] Akari**
You were waiting for me?
**[17:48] Akari**
Idiot.
**[17:51] Akari**
Hey, Jiro? Are you listening?
**[18:09] Akari**
You're really not gonna wake up?
**[18:11] Akari**
Are you alive?
**[18:12] Akari**
Your wife is taking off her
clothes here, you know.
**[18:19] Akari**
Hey, Jiro...
**[18:21] Akari**
Is this what you did in the nurse's office?
**[18:25] Akari**
Or was it...
**[18:27] Akari**
something far beyond this
that I don't even know about?
**[18:31] Akari**
Did you go off and become
an adult without me?
**[18:35] Akari**
I'd hate that. Don't leave me behind.
**[18:39] Akari**
You know, I really will
cheer you on in your love.
**[18:44] Akari**
So just for now, while I'm
your wife, could you wait?
**[18:48] Akari**
Please, Jiro.
**[18:57] Jiro**
Ow, my arm...
**[19:02] Jiro**
Wha?!
**[19:03] Jiro**
*Why? Why is she sleeping next to me?!*
**[19:07] Jiro**
*And what happened to her clothes?!*
**[19:12] Akari**
Good morning, Jiro.
**[19:16] Akari**
What's wrong? I said good morning.
**[19:19] Akari**
Hey!
**[19:21] Akari**
Huh? What? What's wrong with you?
**[19:23] Jiro**
That's what I want to ask *you*!
**[19:25] Jiro**
Wh-What happened to your clothes?
I can see everything!
**[19:30] Jiro**
You didn't even realize it?!
**[19:33] Jiro**
I have a ton of questions,
but first, please put some clothes on.
**[19:37] Jiro**
We can talk after—
**[19:38] Akari**
What's the point now?
**[19:40] Akari**
You're the one who took them off of me.
**[19:45] Akari**
Wow, you're scum! You really
forgot what happened last night?
**[19:49] Jiro**
H-Hang on. Time out.
**[19:50] Jiro**
What?
**[19:51] Akari**
You really don't remember! What a jerk!
**[19:54] Akari**
Even after all you did to me...
**[19:57] Akari**
Don't!
**[19:58] Jiro**
After "all" I did?!
**[20:00] Jiro**
* Wait, wait. I have absolutely*
* no memory of anything.*
**[20:03] Jiro**
*Does that mean we did it?*
**[20:05] Jiro**
*That we went as far as it's possible to go?*
**[20:09] Jiro**
*No, wait.*
**[20:10] Jiro**
* She has Tenjin, but she'd*
* let me have her body?*
**[20:12] Jiro**
* Yeah, as if things would ever get*
* like that between us, anyway...*
**[20:19] Jiro**
*Except they already did!*
**[20:22] Jiro**
Wait!
**[20:23] Jiro**
I'm not a virgin anymore?
**[20:24] Akari**
Huh? Wh-Why are you asking me?!
**[20:27] Akari**
Let go of me, you idiot!
**[20:29] Jiro**
Oh, s-sorry.
**[20:31] Jiro**
* If we really did do it, I'd be*
* absolute scum not to remember, right?*
**[20:36] Jiro**
*I mean, it probably...*
**[20:38] Jiro**
*wasn't just my first time.*
**[20:41] Akari**
Hey, Jiro...
**[20:42] Akari**
Was last night your first time?
**[20:44] Jiro**
Last night?!
**[20:45] Jiro**
If it happened... then it was.
**[20:48] Akari**
Really?
**[20:49] Akari**
If you're lying, you don't get any dinner.
**[20:52] Jiro**
It was. Why would I lie about that now?
**[20:56] Akari**
I see.
**[20:58] Akari**
So it was.
**[21:00] Jiro**
Also... sorry.
**[21:01] Akari**
Huh?
**[21:02] Jiro**
I mean, since I was a virgin...
**[21:05] Jiro**
I probably put most of the burden on you.
**[21:08] Jiro**
It must have been difficult
and painful because of m—
**[21:11] Akari**
I was lying.
**[21:12] Jiro**
Huh?
**[21:13] Akari**
I lied.
**[21:15] Akari**
Isn't that obvious?
**[21:16] Akari**
Of course it was all a lie!
**[21:18] Akari**
Talk about hilarious!
**[21:20] Jiro**
You...
**[21:21] Jiro**
You've gotta be kidding me!
**[21:24] Akari**
You fell for it!
**[21:26] Akari**
You should know I'm not that easy!
**[21:30] Jiro**
Jeez... There are some lies that
are just *not* okay, you know!
**[21:34] Jiro**
But, yeah... Yeah, of course.
**[21:36] Akari**
Come on. You could act a *little*
disappointed, couldn't you?
**[21:40] Jiro**
Well, of course I'm disappointed.
**[21:45] Jiro**
I mean, I'm still a virgin.
**[21:48] Jiro**
Ow! That hurts! Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[21:50] Jiro**
I'm sorry!
**[21:51] Jiro**
Of course you'd never do that
with a guy like me, right?
**[21:54] Jiro**
I was being presumptuous!
**[21:55] Akari**
It's not that!
**[21:57] Akari**
I'd never do that when I know
you have Sakurazaka-san.
**[22:01] Jiro**
Huh? What did you say?
**[22:04] Akari**
"I hate that my first time was
with a girl I don't even love."
**[22:07] Akari**
"I wish it had been Sakurazaka-san instead."
**[22:09] Akari**
That's how you felt, right?
**[22:10] Jiro**
Hey, I can't hear you!
**[22:12] Akari**
Why don't you just say that?
**[22:14] Jiro**
I don't know what you're saying!
**[22:16] Akari**
I hate you, Jiro.
***SIGN*** In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
***SIGN*** I want to give love a try
***SIGN*** In this night when everything begins to overflow
***SIGN*** I match my stride to yours
***SIGN*** The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
***SIGN*** The answers always slip away
***SIGN*** All I want is to do it over again
***SIGN*** If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
***SIGN*** I want to know where my heart is hiding
***SIGN*** One day this will end
***SIGN*** I know that
***SIGN*** And I know the signs of discord
***SIGN*** Turn them inside out
***SIGN*** Don't let them pile up
***SIGN*** I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
***SIGN*** In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
***SIGN*** I want to give love a try
***SIGN*** Everything begins to overflow
***SIGN*** On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
***SIGN*** I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
**[23:51] Shiori**
* What a nice feeling. I'd like*
* to fall asleep just like this.*
**[23:55] Shiori**
*Jiro-kun, come to me.*
**[23:57] Jiro**
Shiori!
**[23:57] Shiori**
*There's one Jiro-kun.*
**[23:59] Jiro**
Shiori!
**[23:59] Shiori**
*And two Jiro-kuns.*
**[24:01] Shiori**
*There's three Jiro-kuns.*
**[24:01] Jiro**
Shiori!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Fireworks, but No Embrace.
**[24:07] Mei**
Next time, "Fireworks, but No Embrace."