E1 - Living in the Same Place, but Not Living Together.

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SIGN    I want to be paired up with
    the guy I like for practice!
SIGN    I hope my
    baby is
    born safely
SIGN    Please let me stay
    happy and healthy
[00:35] Akari
    What?!
[00:37] Shiori
    I-I'm sorry! I tripped and...
[00:40] Shiori
    Wait...
[00:43] Shiori
    Watanabe-san?
[00:46] Jiro
    Watanabe Akari and Sakurazaka Shiori...
[00:49] Jiro
    I never imagined so many things would
    happen between the two of them and me.
[00:54] Shiori
    Oh! Watanabe-san, are you here about
    your partner for the marriage practical?
[00:58] Akari
    No, I'm not.
[01:00] Akari
    I'm not!
SIGN    "Marriage Practical"
[01:23] Jiro
    The marriage practical.
[01:25] Jiro
    An insane part of our high school's
    curriculum that's about to begin.
[01:30] Jiro
    As the name implies,
    male-female pairs are chosen
[01:33] Jiro
    to live together as a mock married couple.
[01:36] Jiro
    Everyone in class is agitated because of it,
[01:40] Jiro
    but that's not where my mind is right now.
[01:44] Jiro
    Just a little more...
[01:46] Jiro
    Just a little more, and
    my bride will be decided!
[01:50] Jiro
    Come on, Chloris. Chloris!
SIGN    Jiro
[01:55] Jiro
    Yes!
[01:56] Kamo
    Man, I envy you, Jiro-chan.
[02:00] Kamo
    Imagine getting excited over a pixel
    art character in this day and age.
[02:03] Jiro
    You've got it all wrong.
[02:04] Jiro
    The fact that it's pixel art
    lets the imagination run free.
[02:07] Kamo
    Just look at RotoSaGa.
    7 is out, and it's got 3D views.
[02:12] Kamo
    Observe the quality of the newest
    version of Princess Chloris!
[02:17] Jiro
    Oh, shut up.
[02:18] Jiro
    I like the simple innocence
    from back when they did 1.
[02:22] Kamo
    I guess it does make it
    easier to imagine things...
[02:26] Kamon
    But back in 1, you couldn't
    pick the heroine, right?
[02:29] Akari
    Hey.
[02:33] Akari
    You're in the way.
[02:43] Kamo
    Watanabe Akari! She smells so nice.
[02:47] Kamo
    She really is cute.
[02:48] Jiro
    How, exactly?
[02:49] Jiro
    The way she talks is so unendearing.
[02:51] Jiro
    She shows so much skin, it's vulgar.
[02:52] Jiro
    She treats us social outcasts like idiots.
[02:54] Jiro
    I never, ever want to get
    involved with her type!
[03:07] Akari
    Minami-kun!
[03:09] Akari
    I saw you!
[03:10] Jiro
    Tenjin Minami, huh?
[03:10] Akari
    The newspaper club interviewed
    you in the courtyard, right?
[03:11] Kamo
    I'm a guy, but even I feel like I'll be
    purified by his sky-high ikemen level!
[03:13] Minami
    Oh, that. Yeah.
[03:14] Natsumi
    It's for the thing they're putting
    you on the cover of, right?
[03:15] Kamo
    And he's a good guy on top of that.
[03:17] Sachi
    Akari keeps saying they must be
    doing a special edition on ikemen.
[03:18] Jiro
    For us shadow-dwellers,
    he's poison. No, he's absolute evil.
[03:20] Akari
    Wha?!
[03:20] Minami
    They wouldn't do that.
[03:22] Akari
    B-But Minami-kun, you're really cool, so...
[03:26] Minami
    Thanks. It makes me happy to hear that.
[03:30] Jiro
    She's such an open book.
[03:32] Jiro
    Talk about a complete 180.
[03:36] Jiro
    Aw, crap.
[03:37] Jiro
    Now I've gotta wait to meet my bride.
SIGN    Jiro
[03:44] Shiori
    Jiro-kun.
[03:45] Jiro
    Huh?
[03:47] Shiori
    It's finally time for the
    marriage practical, huh?
[03:50] Jiro
    Yeah.
[03:51] Shiori
    I feel sort of nervous.
[03:53] Shiroi
    Is it just me?
[03:55] Jiro
    I'm not good with girls,
    so I'm nothing but nerves.
[03:58] Jiro
    The only girl I can speak with normally
[04:00] Jiro
    is my childhood friend and first love.
[04:03] Jiro
    They say your first love never comes true,
[04:05] Jiro
    but if things can stay like this
    between us forever, that's enough.
[04:08] Shiori
    I get shy around strangers, so...
[04:10] Shiori
    I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[04:14] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
SIGN    Agency for Cultural Affairs Recommended Demonstration Program 2022
SIGN    Marriage Practical Course
    Guidance Video
[04:16] Homeroom Teacher
    Now, everyone, pay attention.
    I'm going to begin the explanation.
[04:20] Homeroom Teacher
    Starting now, you will each live as a pair
    with your partner in the training dorm.
[04:26] Homeroom Teacher
    It's furnished and has a kitchen,
[04:27] Homeroom Teacher
    so there's no need to worry
    about day-to-day matters.
[04:31] Homeroom Teacher
    The sensor installed in the living room will
    continuously monitor your lifestyle and actions.
SIGN    Practical Points
[04:37] Homeroom Teacher
    And here is the most important thing...
[04:42] Homeroom Teacher
    As you are all still students,
    your bedrooms are separate.
[04:46] Homeroom Teacher
    Fingerprint verification ensures that
    only the room's occupant may enter.
[04:56] Homeroom Teacher
    Do not get carried away.
[04:58] Homeroom Teacher
    Keep yourselves firmly under control.
[04:58] Jiro
    What the heck?
[05:00] Jiro
    Why even make us do this, then?
[05:00] Homeroom Teacher
    One more thing.
    Regarding the A-rank system...
[05:04] Jiro
    There are fifteen guys and
    girls in each of the five classes,
[05:04] Homeroom Teacher
    Every month, those ranked in the top
    ten according to their grades...
[05:06] Jiro
    meaning there's a 1-in-75 chance
    of being paired with any one person.
[05:10] (Flashback) Shiori
    I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[05:13] Jiro
    That's just a fantasy!
[05:14] Jiro
    I'm her childhood friend!
[05:15] Jiro
    She just finds me easy to talk to
    because she doesn't see me as a guy!
[05:18] Jiro
    But if we get paired, then maybe...
[05:22] Jiro
    I'll check my luck!
SIGN    Jiro
[05:23] Jiro
    If the hero defeats the boss
    alone with no damage taken,
[05:25] Jiro
    he can take the side route to the heroine.
[05:28] Jiro
    From there, if you go straight
    through the dungeon...
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    Huh?
    Do you have a problem with me or something?
[05:34] Jiro
    Lancia?!
[05:36] Jiro
    No, no.
[05:37] Jiro
    This has now purged all my bad luck.
[05:40] Jiro
    Only good things can happen now.
[05:45] Akari
    Why is it you?!
[05:48] Jiro
    Th-That's kind of what I'd like to ask!
[05:51] Akari
    What?!
[05:52] Jiro
    Um, wait just a moment, please.
[05:53] Jiro
    Let's calm down a bit.
[05:54] Akari
    Will you quit talking all formal?
    It's creeping me out.
[05:57] Jiro
    S-Sorry. First, could you let me go?
[06:00] Akari
    Now you're too friendly all of a sudden!
[06:02] Jiro
    You're being unfair.
[06:05] Akari
    What a buzzkill. This sucks!
[06:08] Akari
    How'd they come up with this pairing, anyway?
[06:10] Akari
    It makes no sense at all.
[06:14] Jiro
    I'm a victim here, too.
[06:16] Akari
    What was that?!
[06:18] Jiro
    It-It's just... It seems like you
    had a preferred partner in mind,
[06:22] Jiro
    and I had someone I wanted to be
    paired with, too. That's all I meant.
[06:26] Akari
    It's gotta be Sakurazaka-san, right?
SIGN    BULL'S
SIGN    EYE
[06:32] Akari
    You're so easy to read!
    How stupid can you be?
[06:35] Akari
    There's no way she'd ever
    give you the time of day.
[06:38] Jiro
    I don't want to hear that from you!
[06:40] Akari
    I mean, she's a little plain, but she's cute.
[06:43] Akari
    What're you gonna do?
[06:44] Akari
    Things might be going really
    well for her right now.
[06:48] Shiroi
    Please, be gentle.
[06:52] Jiro
    M-M-M-Making such wild speculations
    is disrespectful toward her, I feel.
[06:56] Akari
    Killjoy.
[06:57] Jiro
    S-So what if I am?
[07:01] Akari
    Oh, crap!
[07:03] Akari
    If we don't get along, we lose points!
[07:05] Jiro
    Then we might get to minus 10,000.
[07:07] Akari
    Cut the shit!
[07:09] Akari
    Get along with me!
[07:10] Akari
    Right now!
[07:12] Jiro
    But that attitude! That behavior!
[07:15] Akari
    We'll increase our points, get to
    A-rank, and change our pairing!
[07:19] Jiro
    Ow!
[07:21] Jiro
    Is that even possible?
[07:23] Akari
    Didn't you hear the explanation?
    I can't believe you.
[07:27] Akari
    Look at this.
SIGN    Seishun Academy Third-Years'
    Marriage Practical Manual
SIGN    1-2
    At the end of every month, those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
    will be granted the right to change pairings among themselves.
    In such cases, the consent of everyone involved is required.
    2
    Regarding Scoring
    2-1
     Totals will be reset at the end of the month, and each month will
    start at 0 points.
[07:32] Jiro
    "At the end of every month,
    those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
[07:36] Jiro
    will be granted the right to
    change pairings among themselves."
[07:38] Jiro
    For real?
[07:39] Akari
    Minami-kun would never be
    anything less than A-rank.
[07:42] Akari
    So let's get that A-rank and switch partners!
[07:44] Jiro
    Huh? H-Hey, doesn't that mean...
[07:47] Jiro
    No, wait, wait. Hang on just a sec.
[07:50] Akari
    What?
[07:51] Jiro
    Reaching A-rank means... you and I...
[07:57] Akari
    Dinner's ready.
[07:59] Jiro
    Looks delicious.
[08:02] Jiro
    B-But wouldn't that be kinda dangerous?
[08:08] Akari
    What're you getting all
    embarrassed about, Virgin-kun?
[08:12] Akari
    Even if we do things like this...
[08:14] Akari
    everything's totally fine!
[08:16] Jiro
    H-H-H-H-Her breasts! Breasts!
    What is this soft yet firm warmth?!
[08:20] Akari
    I'll try my very best to be
    the perfect wife for you.
[08:23] Akari
    I'm counting on you.
[08:24] Jiro
    W-W-Wait, please!
    You're really o-okay with a guy like me?
[08:31] Akari
    Look! It worked!
[08:33] Akari
    Let's keep it going!
[08:36] Jiro
    S-S-Sorry! This is my first
    time doing anything like this.
[08:39] Jiro
    I'm thirsty. I'm going to
    go buy something to drink.
[08:42] Akari
    Then I'll have a strawberry milk.
[08:44] Jiro
    What?
[08:45] Akari
    We're married!
    You'll buy it for me, won't you?
[08:48] Jiro
    Fine.
[08:57] Akari
    I just don't want any other
    girl to take Minami-kun away.
[09:01] Akari
    I have to try my hardest.
[09:04] Akari
    This is my first time doing
    all of this, too, you know...
[09:11] Shiori
    Thank you for going along
    with my selfish request.
[09:21] Jiro
    Seriously?!
[09:23] Shiori
    I'm glad I was paired with you, Tenjin-kun.
[09:26] Minami
    I'm glad it was you, too, Sakurazaka-san.
[09:28] Minami
    So let's use first names, Shiori.
[09:30] Shiori
    R-Right, Minami-kun.
[09:36] Jiro
    What's with me?
[09:37] Jiro
    I thought I didn't care if anything
    happened between me and Sakurazaka!
[09:46] Akari
    Hello! Are you gonna sit here moping forever?
SIGN    m0 0 l 90 0 l 90 28 l 0 28
SIGN    Jiro
[09:49] Akari
    "I mean, I'm up against
    Tenjin Minami-kun here!"
[09:52] Akari
    "A killjoy virgin like me doesn't
    stand a chance against him!"
[09:54] Jiro
    Don't give me a voiceover!
[09:56] Jiro
    I'm seriously depressed here.
    Please just leave me alone.
[09:59] Akari
    Well, then...
[10:01] Akari
    Cheer up.
[10:04] Jiro
    D-D-Don't make fun of people like that!
[10:08] Akari
    I'm not making fun of you.
[10:09] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:10] Akari
    Come on. Let's actually,
    seriously pretend to be married.
[10:14] Akari
    If we reach A-rank, we'll get a happy ending.
[10:17] Akari
    And it'll be good practice for the
    real thing. What do we have to lose?
[10:20] Jiro
    The r-real thing? I would never...
[10:27] Akari
    Being mopey and indecisive
    won't get you anywhere.
[10:33] Akari
    Right?
[10:36] Jiro
    I can't help it. It's not like I've got the
    abundance of experience that you do.
[10:40] Akari
    What?!
[10:41] Akari
    That's got nothing to do with anything!
[10:43] Akari
    When you do something,
    you've gotta go all-in!
[10:46] Akari
    Do you wanna be Virgin-kun forever?
[10:54] Jiro
    I'll get it.
[10:56] Jiro
    Hey.
[10:57] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, are you free?
    Wanna go to Aniroad?
[10:59] Jiro
    Yeah, I'll go! Let's go now!
[11:01] Jiro
    That's what's going on,
    so I'll see you later.
[11:04] Akari
    Hang on.
[11:05] Jiro
    Huh?
[11:06] Akari
    You're leaving when we have negative points?
[11:08] Jiro
    Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
[11:10] Akari
    It's obvious, isn't it?
[11:12] Akari
    A goodbye kiss.
[11:15] Jiro
    Do you mean "kisu," the fish
    that tastes good as tempura?
[11:17] Akari
    What?!
[11:18] Akari
    I'm talking about a goodbye kiss!
[11:21] Jiro
    Ki—
[11:23] Jiro
    Wha?!
[11:24] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, are you ready yet?
[11:25] Akari
    I guess Virgin-kun wouldn't
    be able to manage it.
[11:28] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, aren't you ready yet?
[11:30] Akari
    You are just a virgin, after all.
[11:32] Kamo
    Jiro! Get out here now!
[11:34] Akari
    I guess you'll never have that kind of
    relationship, so you can't help it.
[11:36] Akari
    You two virgins should go have fun together.
[11:38] Kamo
    Jiro, did you die?! Or are you dead?!
[11:41] Jiro
    Don't get mad at me later, okay?
[11:57] Kamo
    What took you so long?
[11:59] Kamo
    If we were at war, I'd be dead already.
[12:00] Jiro
    Sorry.
[12:02] Jiro
    Crap. I let her rile me up.
[12:04] Jiro
    She was treating me like an idiot!
[12:12] Akari
    N-No one said anything about
    it being on the lips...
[12:19] Shiori
    Jiro-kun. Jiro-kun!
[12:25] Jiro
    Shiori?
[12:26] Shiori
    If you don't wake up, I'll give you a kiss!
[12:29] Jiro
    Then I'm not waking up.
[12:31] Jiro
    Kiss me.
[12:35] Shiori
    You really are hopeless. Honestly.
[12:38] Shiori
    Take that, and that, and that!
[12:41] Akari
    What do you mean, "kiss me"?
[12:44] Akari
    Get up and come help me get things ready.
[12:47] Jiro
    Huh? I-It's morning?
[12:52] Jiro
    Crap! I fell asleep here last night?
[12:52] Akari
    And don't forget the reason
    we're acting married.
[12:55] Jiro
    Her lips sure were soft...
[12:58] Jiro
    No, wait! Shiori's the one I like!
[13:01] Akari
    Hey!
[13:03] Akari
    Are you still sitting there?!
[13:04] Akari
    I'll knock you into orbit!
[13:07] Jiro
    Y-Yes, ma'am! Sorry!
SIGN    One Week Later
[13:10] Jiro
    As all this went on, a week passed.
SIGN    Faculty Office
[13:13] Jiro
    Excuse me.
[13:22] Homeroom Teacher
    What's this?
[13:23] Homeroom Teacher
    You had class duty today, Yakuin-kun?
[13:26] Jiro
    The guy who does asked me to take the
    morning shift because he had stuff to do.
[13:30] Homeroom Teacher
    I see. Perfect timing.
[13:32] Homeroom Teacher
    Come to the faculty office with
    Watanabe-san after school today.
[13:36] Jiro
    What?
[13:37] Homeroom Teacher
    Make sure both husband and wife come.
[13:39] Jiro
    Okay, I will.
[13:52] Jiro
    It must be going well
    between Shiori and Tenjin.
[13:56] Shiori
    I haven't been there yet.
[13:56] Jiro
    I thought that if I acted like this, she
    might worry about me and say something,
[13:58] Mei
    Really? Then let's go.
    I just know you'll like it.
[14:01] Jiro
    but she hasn't.
[14:02] Jiro
    And just thinking that way shows
    how gloomy I am, right?
[14:03] Shiori
    I'd love to go!
[14:04] Mei
    Okay, it's settled, then!
[14:05] Jiro
    That back there was probably...
[14:07] Shiori
    Hey!
[14:08] Minami
    What is it, Shiori?
[14:10] Shiori
    You don't mind, do you?
    We're married, after all!
[14:12] Minami
    It's fine with me, but what about him?
[14:15] Shiori
    You mean Jiro-kun?
[14:17] Shiori
    It's no problem at all!
    He's just an old friend.
[14:20] Shiori
    You're so cool, and you help me move forward.
[14:23] Jiro
    My own imaginings are making me cry.
[14:33] Jiro
    It's raining? I don't have an umbrella.
[14:36] Kamo
    Don't worry. I have one.
[14:39] Jiro
    I have to share an umbrella with you?
[14:41] Kamo
    No complaining!
[14:43] Jiro
    Man, today was just another dull day.
[14:46] Kamo
    I had a good day, though.
[14:48] Kamo
    My free morning gacha pull got me an
    S-rare card in a school swimsuit costume.
[14:51] Jiro
    That's thanks to me, right?
[14:53] Jiro
    Buy me something.
[14:54] Kamo
    Can't. I started saving
    up for Marin-chan today.
[14:57] Jiro
    There it is again. Hashimoto Marin.
[14:59] Kamo
    Use honorifics for other
    people's girlfriends!
[15:01] Jiro
    Marin-san.
[15:02] Kamo
    Very good.
[15:03] Kamo
    In the story for this event,
    Marin-chan makes omelet rice for you,
[15:08] Kamo
    and it was so good!
[15:09] Kamo
    The taste of it maxed out my love meter!
[15:11] Kamo
    "You can't possibly know how
    a JPEG tastes," you say?
[15:14] Kamo
    Fool! A JPEG is meant to be
    savored with the occipital lobe!
[15:17] Jiro
    Stop for a sec.
SIGN    Occipital Lobe
SIGN    Parietal Lobe
SIGN    Frontal Lobe
SIGN    Temporal Lobe
[15:18] Kamo
    By the way, this is the part I mean.
[15:20] Akari
    Move!
[15:21] Akari
    Move! You're in the way!
[15:24] Akari
    I might be late today.
[15:26] Jiro
    Okay... Why?
[15:28] Akari
    I'm going to karaoke,
    and Minami-kun is coming!
[15:30] Jiro
    Oh, is that so?
[15:32] Akari
    Later!
[15:35] Jiro
    Wait! Wait, Watanabe.
[15:37] Akari
    What is it?
[15:38] Jiro
    I just remembered. The teacher said
    we need to go to the faculty office.
[15:42] Jiro
    It's about the practical.
[15:43] Akari
    Oh... I guess we have no choice, then.
[15:47] Akari
    Take care of it solo, 'kay?
[15:48] Jiro
    Hey!
[15:50] Jiro
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[15:52] Jiro
    This really was the worst day ever.
[15:54] Kamo
    To hell with that!
[15:56] Kamo
    Your childhood friend is
    the pure, sweet type,
[15:58] Kamo
    and your mock wife is a hot gyaru?!
[15:59] Kamo
    You've got a flower in each hand!
[16:01] Kamo
    Are you the hero of a
    harem anime or something?!
[16:02] Jiro
    Oh, shut up.
[16:04] Kamo
    I could live on the carbon dioxide
    Akari-chan exhales, personally.
[16:07] Jiro
    If anything, I am carbon dioxide itself.
[16:10] Kamo
    Huh?
[16:11] Jiro
    Meaning no one needs me.
SIGN    Faculty Office
[16:14] Homeroom Teacher
    No, it's absolutely necessary.
[16:16] Homeroom Teacher
    The marriage practical isn't playing
    at being friends. It's coursework.
[16:20] Homeroom Teacher
    It's necessary for graduation.
SIGN    71st
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
SIGN    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    72nd
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Kaizuka Yoshitake
SIGN    Nakahara Miyako
[16:22] Homeroom Teacher
    Your score hasn't gone up or down
    for a week. It's stayed at zero.
[16:26] Homeroom Teacher
    At this rate, you really
    won't be able to graduate.
[16:28] Homeroom Teacher
    Talk things over with Watanabe-san so that
    you can strive to be a happily married couple.
SIGN    Unlimited Time
SIGN    Karaoke
     30 minutes
     100 yen
     Unlimited Time
     1000 yen
[16:35] Akari
    Minami-kun, you're super good at this!
[16:37] Akari
    And your English is so good! I was surprised!
[16:39] Minami
    Thanks. But there aren't
    many songs I can sing.
[16:40] Natsumi
    My voice is all hoarse already.
[16:41] Sachi
    Wanna sing together?
[16:43] Sachi
    Of course you can!
[16:43] Minami
    What did you pick, Watanabe?
[16:45] Sachi
    Go, Akari!
[16:45] Akari
    Oh, this is it! Higashino Kana-chan!
[16:48] Minami
    Here.
[16:48] Natsumi
    Huh? I don't know if I can keep singing.
[16:49] Minami
    I've heard you sing before. You're good.
[16:51] Akari
    Really?
[16:53] Akari
    Then maybe I'll give it my best this time.
[16:59] Jiro
    This rain just isn't stopping.
[17:01] Jiro
    It's easy to say to try to be
    a happily married couple,
[17:04] Jiro
    but she's probably off having
    fun with her real love interest.
[17:08] Akari
    Hey, Akari is tired from singing.
[17:13] Akari
    Why don't we go take a little
    breather in the next room?
[17:16] Jiro
    What am I thinking?!
[17:20] Jiro
    There's no helping it.
[17:21] Jiro
    I'll just deal with getting wet,
[17:22] Jiro
    buy dinner from a convenience
    store, and head home.
[17:25] Shiori
    Oh? You're still here at school?
[17:28] Jiro
    Shio— Sakurazaka?!
    What are you doing here so late?
[17:31] Shiori
    We had a committee meeting today.
[17:33] Shiori
    May I sit next to you?
[17:34] Jiro
    S-Sure.
[17:39] Shiori
    This rain isn't letting up, huh?
[17:41] Jiro
    Do you have an umbrella?
[17:43] Shiori
    I forgot it!
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SIGN    Jiro has
    suffered near-fatal damage.
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[17:46] Jiro
    I-I see.
[17:49] Shiori
    Eek!
[17:55] Shiori
    Oh, I was mistaken.
[17:57] Shiori
    Sorry. I thought there was a bug.
[17:59] Jiro
    Oh, yeah, it's easy to mistake
    that doodle for a bug.
[18:02] Shiori
    When I got here this morning,
    there was a huge one.
[18:05] Shiori
    I thought it might've come back.
[18:06] Shiori
    I'm really sorry.
[18:08] Jiro
    It's fine. I was surprised, that's all.
[18:10] Jiro
    Wait, then was that...
[18:14] (Flashback) Bug
    Bug!
[18:16] Jiro
    Hey, Sakurazaka...
[18:18] Shiori
    I hate that.
[18:19] Jiro
    Huh?
[18:20] Shiori
    It makes me feel lonely.
[18:23] Shiori
    I want you to call me "Shiori" like you used to.
[18:29] Shiori
    Won't you?
[18:30] Jiro
    Wh-What's going on? What's this mean?
[18:34] Jiro
    I don't really get it,
    but there's one thing I do know...
[18:36] Jiro
    This is the time for me to be brave!
[18:40] Jiro
    Sh-Sh-Shio—
[18:42] Minami
    Shiori.
[18:44] Akari
    Minami-kun?
[18:47] Shiori
    But I thought you were going
    to be out late doing karaoke.
[18:52] Minami
    I remembered seeing your collapsible
    umbrella in the entryway.
[18:56] Minami
    Oh, but...
[18:57] Jiro
    Th-That's great! I'm gonna
    try waiting a little longer.
[19:01] Jiro
    You should go on ahead.
[19:03] Shiori
    But...
[19:04] Jiro
    I'll be fine.
[19:07] Jiro
    See you tomorrow, Sakurazaka.
[19:11] Shiori
    Yeah.
[19:32] Akari
    Here.
[19:35] Akari
    What sort of expression is that?
[19:41] Akari
    Ugh!
[19:42] Akari
    What's there to enjoy about
    sharing an umbrella with you?
[19:46] Akari
    And why didn't you go off somewhere with
    Sakurazaka-san so it'd be just the two of you?
[19:51] Akari
    If you had, I'd be sharing an umbrella
    with Minami-kun right about now.
[19:56] Jiro
    Sorry.
[19:58] Akari
    Do you really have any
    intention of snagging that girl?
[20:02] Jiro
    Sorry.
[20:05] Akari
    Hey!
[20:08] Akari
    No giving up!
[20:10] Akari
    For both my sake and yours.
[20:13] Akari
    Understand?
[20:14] Jiro
    Yesh.
[20:16] Akari
    Very good.
[20:19] Jiro
    This is probably Watanabe's way
    of being considerate of me.
[20:23] Jiro
    I really am such a loser.
[20:25] Akari
    Is the rain starting to let up?
[20:27] Jiro
    It might be.
[20:28] Akari
    Actually, I'm starving.
[20:31] Jiro
    Should we drop by a convenience
    store for dinner?
[20:33] Akari
    No.
[20:37] Akari
    It's fine.
[20:42] Akari
    Here you go!
[20:45] Jiro
    It's real omelet rice!
[20:47] Akari
    Looks delicious, doesn't it?
[20:49] Jiro
    Y-Yeah!
[20:53] Akari
    Wait!
[20:54] Akari
    You have to move slowly, okay?
[20:56] Akari
    You can't let it spurt out too quickly.
[20:59] Akari
    Oh, not there!
[21:01] Akari
    Be a little more gentle...
[21:03] Akari
    Yes, that's so good.
SIGN    Love
[21:11] Akari
    I filled it with my love. Please, enjoy.
[21:15] Jiro
    I-I will, thank you!
[21:19] Jiro
    It's good!
[21:21] Akari
    Of course it is!
[21:24] Akari
    I'll have some, too.
[21:25] Jiro
    Wait!
[21:29] Jiro
    Here, say "ah."
[21:35] Akari
    No way. I'm not doing that.
[21:37] Jiro
    C'mon! Just go with it, please!
[21:39] Jiro
    This is super embarrassing for me!
[21:42] Jiro
    Damn it. I'm never doing this again.
[21:50] Akari
    It's delicious! That's my cooking for you!
[22:05] Jiro
    Really? Marin-san made
    curry omelet rice for you?
SIGN    Jiro
[22:09] Jiro
    Thanks for the save.
[22:10] Kamo
    Huh? What's that mean?
[22:11] Jiro
    What was that? Why is...
[22:12] Kamo
    What did I save you from?
[22:14] Akari
    ...my heart pounding so fast?
[22:17] Jiro; Akari
    I don't get it.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
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SIGN    Jiro "Every night before taking a bath, Watanabe emerges from her
     room with an even sexier expression than usual. Why could that be?"
[23:50] Jiro
    Every night before taking a bath,
[23:52] Jiro
    Watanabe emerges from her room with
    an even sexier expression than usual.
[23:55] Jiro
    Why could that be?
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SIGN    Jiro "The mystery was quickly solved."
[23:56] Jiro
    The mystery was quickly solved.
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SIGN    Akari "Unh......... Unh......... Mmm........."
[24:00] Jiro
    Th-That voice...
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SIGN    Jiro "Th......... That voice.........
     My body moved of its own accord, despite knowing it was wrong..."
[24:02] Jiro
    My body moved of its own accord,
    despite knowing it was wrong...
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SIGN    Jiro "Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed at myself for imagining differently!"
[24:04] Jiro
    Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed
    at myself for imagining differently!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Imagined, but Not Real.
[24:08] Jiro
    Next time, "Imagined, but Not Real."