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E8 - An Entreaty, but No Reassurance.

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[00:04] Shiori
    We haven't been able to really talk since then.
[00:13] Shiori
    How long will things stay this way?
[00:20] Mei
    There's no way things are going
    to stay this way forever, right?
SIGN    The Forest of Courage is also
    known as the Forest of Decision.
SIGN    Chloris
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN    As the hero, which princess
    is fitting for you?
SIGN    Make the wrong choice and
    this kingdom will be destroyed.
[00:35] Jiro
    What the heck...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 270 0 l 270 106 l 0 106
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    Well, I believe
     in you!
[00:41] Jiro
    What the heck?
SIGN    Lucky Item
    Lucky Color
    Overall Luck ★★☆☆☆
    It will be easy to feel depressed. If you can stay positive,
    you may be able to brighten everything around you, as well.
     Luck in Money ★☆☆☆☆
     You may have unexpected expenses.
     Luck in Love ★★☆☆☆
     Think about what it is that's most important to you.
     Luck in Academics ★★☆☆☆
     Your hard work will likely pay off.
    Beware of careless mistakes.
    
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:31] Jiro
    Y-You're sure?
[02:33] Jiro
    I can look?
[02:37] Jiro
    Ready, and...
SIGN    Seishun Academy
    Marriage Practical Homepage for Students
    Latest News Practical Overview Practical Schedule
    Schedule Procedures Personal Page
     Regarding Furnishings
    Points to note regarding furnishings for use during the practical.
    Those with questions should consult their homeroom teachers.
    Latest News
SIGN    1st |
     2nd | 95 | Kaizuka
     3rd | 92 | Miyajidake Asahi
     4th | 90 | Shingu Aoba | Hakozaki Umi
     5th | 88 | Sanada Nobuyuki | Honda Matsuko
     6th | 86 | Tenjin Minami | Sakurazaka Shiori
     7th | 85 | Shimoori Wakahisa | Omuta Katsuki
     8th | 84 | Fukuma Terukuni | Jouno Honami
     9th | 82 | Kasugahara Kyo | Sangamori Hatsune
     10th | 82 | Okubo Osamu | Shuto Kyoko
     11th | 81
     12th | 81
     13th | 79
     14th | 60 | Mitoma Kiyokazu | Nakahara
     15th | 59 | Shirakihara Chitose | Kaneda Sue
[02:41] Jiro
    Th-Thirteenth.
[02:43] Akari
    What?! Just three places short?
[02:45] Akari
    We were super close! That's so annoying.
[02:48] Jiro
    I'm pretty sure the pair in fifth
    started dating last month.
[02:52] Akari
    For real? Well, there's no
    way we could beat that.
[02:57] Akari
    Oh, well. No helping it now.
[03:00] Akari
    I'll be counting on you for another month,
[03:02] Akari
    darling.
[03:04] Jiro
    Yeah.
[03:09] Jiro
    I dunno...
[03:12] Jiro
    I never found out what happened that day,
[03:15] Jiro
    and Akari went back to normal,
    like nothing had happened.
[03:19] Jiro
    But she cried so much, and she still
    seems determined to switch partners.
[03:24] Jiro
    Is that how much she wants to be with Tenjin?
[03:27] Akari
    Jiro!
[03:29] Akari
    This is terrible!
[03:32] Jiro
    What is it? What happened?
[03:37] Akari
    That creep showed up! Help me!
[03:40] Jiro
    Huh? What creep?
[03:41] Akari
    Please! Please! Please!
    Hurry! Hurry, Jiro!
[03:45] Jiro
    Calm down, Akari! Who showed up?
[03:48] Akari
    A spider!
[03:52] Jiro
    Don't barge in on me in the
    bath over a stupid spider!
[03:54] Jiro
    I'm stark naked here!
[03:55] Akari
    What do you mean, "a stupid spider"?
[03:57] Akari
    And who cares about a body like yours?!
[03:59] Jiro
    Whoa! That counterattack hit hard!
[04:01] Akari
    I don't care!
[04:02] Akari
    Just do something about that creep right now!
[04:05] Akari
    I can't go back into the living room!
[04:07] Jiro
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[04:08] Jiro
    Get me my towel and clothes first!
[04:13] Jiro
    So?
[04:14] Jiro
    Where is this spider?
[04:20] Akari
    It... It's gone!
[04:23] Jiro
    Stay calm. How big was it?
[04:25] Akari
    About this big.
[04:27] Jiro
    Huh? That's tiny!
[04:28] Akari
    It doesn't matter how small it is!
    I can't handle spiders!
[04:32] Jiro
    All right, I get it. Sorry.
[04:34] Jiro
    I'm dealing with hugeness myself.
[04:36] Akari
    It might suddenly show up again.
[04:40] Jiro
    She's cute when she's meek and quiet.
[04:42] Akari
    Hey, I want a snack.
[04:44] Jiro
    Go ahead.
[04:45] Akari
    Come to the kitchen with me!
[04:47] Jiro
    Huh?
[04:48] Akari
    Okay. Forward!
[04:49] Jiro
    But that's only when she's
    being meek and quiet.
[04:54] Akari
    I ate too much.
[04:55] Akari
    Gotta do my nails next.
[04:57] Jiro
    How long should I stay here?
[05:00] Akari
    Well... until the spider
    shows up and you catch it.
[05:04] Jiro
    Oh, come on. If you call for me,
    I'll come right back.
[05:07] Akari
    Then I'm calling for you now.
[05:09] Akari
    It'll be scary if it suddenly shows up again.
[05:11] Jiro
    The feel of that hugeness against my leg!
[05:20] Akari
    Jiro...
[05:24] Akari
    Come with me?
[05:25] Jiro
    Are you serious?!
[05:29] Akari
    Jiro! You're there, right?
[05:32] Jiro
    Yes.
[05:34] Akari
    Cover your ears, okay?
[05:36] Jiro
    Right! The sound!
[05:38] Akari
    Jiro?
[05:38] Jiro
    I said I'm here!
[05:39] Akari
    You can still hear!
[05:41] Jiro
    I was just about to cover my ears!
[05:42] Jiro
    It's no good.
[05:44] Jiro
    I can't help but imagine what's happening
    in there, even if I don't want to!
[05:46] Jiro
    Please, hurry up and come out!
[05:48] Jiro
    While my conscience still lives!
[05:53] Akari
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:57] Jiro
    I'll go, too. Saves me having to come back.
[06:00] Jiro
    I know! It'll just take a few seconds!
[06:08] Akari
    I wish I could die!
[06:10] Akari
    This is the worst! The absolute worst!
[06:12] Akari
    Asking him to come to the
    bathroom with me is so wrong!
[06:14] Akari
    I'm so embarrassed, I just want to disappear.
[06:17] Akari
    But since it's Jiro, I figured he'd
    come with me instead of saying no.
[06:22] Akari
    I'm glad Jiro's the one with me.
[06:25] Akari
    I'd never be able to ask Minami-kun
    for something like this.
[06:31] Jiro
    Here.
[06:34] Jiro
    Let's head back.
[06:36] Akari
    You washed your hands?
[06:37] Jiro
    Freshly washed!
[06:42] Akari
    Thanks.
[06:47] Jiro
    And after the way she was just minutes ago...
[06:50] Jiro
    I really am living with a gyaru.
[06:53] Jiro
    At first, I thought it'd never work,
    but somehow or other...
[06:57] Akari
    Hey, I want some of that, too.
[06:59] Jiro
    Oh, there's some in the freezer.
[07:01] Akari
    What?
[07:01] Akari
    I can't go. I'm scared of the spider.
[07:03] Akari
    I just want one bite, so yours is fine.
[07:05] Jiro
    Then I'll get a spoon and—
[07:07] Akari
    Nope!
[07:08] Akari
    I can't use my hands.
[07:10] Akari
    Oh, you're thinking about
    indirect kisses now, aren't you?
[07:13] Akari
    You're such a little kid!
[07:15] Jiro
    Why would you bring that up right now?
[07:17] Akari
    Come on, hurry up.
[07:19] Akari
    It's yours I want, Jiro. Give it to me.
[07:22] Jiro
    O spirits, calm thyselves!
[07:22] spirits
    Jewels! Jewels! Family jewels!
[07:27] Jiro
    Here.
[07:37] Jiro
    What?
[07:39] Akari
    You used to like chocolate ice cream.
[07:42] Akari
    Do you think we're getting to be more alike?
[07:45] Jiro
    Hey, did something good happen to you today?
[07:48] Akari
    Huh? Nothing in particular. You're funny.
[07:55] Akari
    Hey, hypothetically speaking...
[07:57] Akari
    If you and I had met somewhere else,
    what do you think would've happened?
[08:02] Jiro
    We never would have talked, probably.
[08:05] Akari
    What? You're so mean.
[08:07] Akari
    I think I might've wanted to meet
    a Jiro who wasn't my husband.
[08:11] Jiro
    Huh?
[08:12] Akari
    You'd be hilarious, with all your
    gloom-and-doom on display.
[08:15] Akari
    But we don't have anything in common,
    so we wouldn't have hit it off.
[08:19] Jiro
    The other pairs are probably like that, too.
[08:21] Akari
    But the fifth-place pair are dating, right?
[08:23] Jiro
    Well, they're sort of an exception.
[08:26] Akari
    Should we try dating, too?
[08:35] Akari
    Just kidding!
[08:37] Akari
    Look! I think my nails turned
    out really nice today!
[08:41] Akari
    Do you mind if I turn on the TV?
[08:43] Jiro
    G-Go ahead.
[08:44] Jiro
    Why did I think about it for a second?
[08:49] Jiro
    There's no way she was serious about it!
[08:51] Jiro
    If she were serious, she
    wouldn't say it so casually.
[08:54] Jiro
    If she were serious...
[08:56] Jiro
    what answer would I have given her?
[09:00] Akari
    If we weren't a married couple...
[09:02] Akari
    If we'd met while I had no idea
    Jiro loved someone else...
[09:13] Akari
    Spider! Spider! Spider!
[09:15] Jiro
    Huh?! What?!
[09:16] Jiro
    You mean that? It's tiny!
[09:18] Akari
    Please! Do something, Jiro!
[09:19] Jiro
    W-W-Wait! Wait! Wait!
[09:21] Jiro
    Akari! Let go!
[09:24] Akari
    Jiro!
[09:25] Jiro
    Th-This hot sensation
    on the back of my hand...
[09:29] Jiro
    A-Akari...
[09:32] Akari
    Why are you just sitting there spacing out?!
    Hurry up and do something!
[09:36] Jiro
    I will! I'll do something!
    Just please let go of me!
[09:41] Jiro
    Here.
[09:42] Jiro
    I'll buy this for next time.
[09:45] Akari
    No.
[09:46] Jiro
    What do you mean, "no"?
[09:47] Akari
    I don't wanna touch it after I've sprayed it.
[09:50] Jiro
    You say that now, but what if
    your next husband hates bugs?
[09:54] Akari
    It won't be a problem.
[09:55] Akari
    Because if I call for a certain someone,
    he'll come right away.
[09:58] Akari
    Right?
[10:01] Jiro
    Don't go skipping a beat there, heart.
    She's just toying with you!
[10:04] Akari
    Well, goodnight, darling!
[10:08] Jiro
    Seriously... What am I, your bug exterminator?
[10:12] Jiro
    In any case, I'll be counting on
    you for a little while longer,
[10:15] Jiro
    Akari.
[10:50] Tenjin
    Shiori? What's wrong?
[10:52] Shiori
    Minami-kun.
[10:54] Tenjin
    Something on your mind?
[10:55] Tenjin
    You can talk to me about it,
    though I'm not sure if I'll be any help.
[10:59] Shiori
    Thank you.
[11:00] Shiori
    Remember when I told you about my friend
    who reunited with a boy she liked?
[11:05] Tenjin
    Yeah.
[11:06] Shiori
    It's about that friend again...
[11:08] Tenjin
    Okay.
[11:09] Shiori
    Th...
[11:10] Shiori
    They kissed.
[11:12] Shiori
    I-It was an accident! They aren't dating yet.
[11:16] Shiori
    But she doesn't know how to face him anymore.
[11:20] Shiori
    I don't—I mean, she doesn't
    know how the boy feels about her,
[11:25] Shiori
    so she's worried that he didn't like it.
[11:29] Shiori
    But the thing is...
[11:30] Shiori
    Worrying about it made her realize
    that she really does love him.
[11:34] Shiori
    All she can think about
    ever since then is that kiss.
[11:39] Shiori
    But she doesn't know if she wants
    to tell him how she feels or not.
[11:42] Shiori
    She's scared.
[11:44] Shiori
    What should she do, Minami-kun?
[11:45] Shiori
    Minami-kun?!
[11:47] Shiori
    Y-Your tea!
[11:49] Tenjin
    Sorry, I wasn't looking.
[11:51] Tenjin
    It's okay. The sofa didn't get wet.
[11:53] Shiori
    Here's a towel.
[11:58] Tenjin
    The reason she's scared must be because
    she's hoping for something, right?
[12:04] Tenjin
    But...
[12:06] Tenjin
    If there's any possibility it'll work out,
    I think she should try for it.
[12:10] Tenjin
    The guy she wants to tell is the one
    she was able to fall in love with.
[12:13] Tenjin
    It'd be a waste if she ended
    up being too late, like me.
[12:16] Shiori
    I'm sorry, I...
[12:19] Tenjin
    No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
[12:21] Tenjin
    I don't want you—
[12:23] Tenjin
    I mean, your friend—to have any regrets,
[12:25] Tenjin
    and if I can help with that, I'd like to.
[12:29] Shiori
    Thank you.
[12:31] Shiori
    I'm glad I got paired with you, Minami-kun.
[12:34] Tenjin
    Oh, I know. What about
    asking if he hated the kiss?
[12:38] Shiori
    That's just impossible!
[12:39] Tenjin
    For your friend?
[12:42] Tenjin
    "I think you should have more confidence."
[12:44] Tenjin
    Tell your friend I said that.
[12:48] Shiori
    Confidence?
[12:53] Mei
    I'm telling you, you should be more
    confident in yourself, Shiori.
[12:56] Mei
    This off-the-shoulder look is nice!
[12:58] Mei
    Yakuin's a guy, so he'll
    like this kind of thing.
[13:01] Shiori
    Come on, Mei-chan! We're picking
    something out for you right now!
[13:04] Mei
    But I just know you'd look cute if you wore it.
[13:07] Shiori
    I know you would,
    since you have such nice legs.
[13:09] Shiori
    What do you think of this?
[13:11] Mei
    I've got tan lines from my running shorts.
[13:14] Shiori
    Then how about this?
    I think the red would suit you!
[13:16] Mei
    Stop thinking about what would suit me.
[13:18] Mei
    I want you to pick out something you like.
[13:21] Shiori
    What? But...
[13:24] Mei
    After all, you'll be the one who sees it.
[13:26] Mei
    I'll be wearing it the next
    time we go to the movies.
[13:29] Mei
    So make me into a me that you like.
[13:35] Shiori
    I think I know how your fans feel now!
[13:37] Shiori
    Anyone who dates you will be very happy!
[13:40] Mei
    You say that so easily.
[13:42] Mei
    There are people I can't
    make happy, you know.
[13:45] Shiori
    I'm sure those people just don't know
    how wonderful you are, that's all.
[13:49] Shiori
    Maybe I'll go tell them.
[13:51] Mei
    How 'bout instead, you go hug Yakuin,
    tell him everything's gonna be okay,
[13:54] Mei
    and teach him why it's great to be an adult.
[13:56] Mei
    Then just throw yourself at him right there!
[13:59] Shiori
    M-Mei-chan, not so loud!
[14:02] Terafune
    Hamano!
[14:03] Mei
    Hey, what's up?
[14:05] Terafune
    Hey.
[14:06] Terafune
    I have an interview for a part-time
    job today, so I won't need dinner.
[14:08] Mei
    Okay. Is it that place you mentioned before?
[14:11] Terafune
    Yeah. The place by the station, with the star.
[14:13] Shiori
    Is that the same place as Minami-kun?
[14:16] Terafune
    That's right.
[14:16] Shiori
    Oh! I've been worried since Minami-kun
    seemed to be working too hard lately,
[14:20] Shiori
    but I feel better knowing you'll be with him!
[14:22] Mei
    Yeah, this guy is surprisingly considerate.
[14:25] Terafune
    Ooh, a rare word of praise from my wife.
[14:27] Mei
    Hey!
[14:28] Terafune
    Oh, right.
[14:29] Terafune
    I asked Tenjin to do karaoke with me
    after dinner, and we'll be going all night.
[14:33] Terafune
    You two wives should eat together
    and stay over at one of our places.
[14:37] Mei
    Stay—
[14:38] Terafune
    Sometimes spending the night
    together is nice, right?
[14:41] Terafune
    Just the two of you and a hot night.
[14:43] Mei
    Are you seri—
[14:44] Shiori
    That sounds nice!
[14:45] Shiori
    Let's do it, Mei-chan!
[14:46] Shiori
    Let's have a sleepover!
[14:47] Mei
    Huh?
[14:48] Shiori
    Oh, did you have other plans?
[14:50] Mei
    No, but...
[14:52] Terafune
    I'm not "surprisingly" considerate,
    I'm super considerate, right?
[14:55] Mei
    No one asked for your help!
[14:57] Mei
    I never should have said anything to you!
[14:59] Terafune
    So, that's what we're doing.
    You two get along, okay?
[15:01] Mei
    I swear...
[15:02] Shiori
    I can't wait! What should we do for dinner?
[15:05] Mei
    Yeah, what should we do?
SIGN    Then we might see
    each other at the shop
SIGN    Thanks in advance
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    Then we might see
    each other at the shop
SIGN    Thanks in advance
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
[15:08] Terafune
    "I'll never ask for anything again."
SIGN    Then we might see
    each other at the shop
SIGN    Thanks in advance
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
SIGN    Roger that
[15:15] Terafune
    Yes!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
SIGN    Roger that
SIGN    You use the "I'll ever ask for
    anything again" line too much
[15:18] Terafune
    This is how a married couple should be!
[15:21] Terafune
    Man! It's so good, it's gonna make me cry!
SIGN    Sugi
[15:24] Kamo's older brother
    Are you listening, Teranishi?
[15:26] Kamo's older brother
    Mikkun is...
[15:28] Terafune
    My name is Terafune.
[15:29] Kamo's older brother
    He's working hard at my café so he
    can move out after he graduates!
[15:33] Kamo's older brother
    Why, you ask? Because Mikkun
    and his older brother...
[15:37] Kamo's older brother
    share a super tragic fate—
[15:40] Tenjin
    You've had too much to drink, Kamo-san.
[15:42] Tenjin
    And I told him all about this last year.
[15:44] Kamo's older brother
    Yeah?
[15:46] Kamo's older brother
    It must be rough having ikemen DNA, right?
[15:49] Kamo's older brother
    Even your siblings are your rivals!
[15:51] Kamo's older brother
    Makes us glad we're not ikemen
    ourselves, right, Terashima?
[15:53] Terafune
    My name is Terafune.
[15:55] Terafune
    Tenjin, what's your older brother like again?
[15:56] Terafune
    Do you guys look alike?
[15:58] Tenjin
    He's just average.
[15:59] Kamo's older brother
    An ikemen should never say that!
    It insults all of us non-ikemen!
[16:03] Kamo's older brother
    As punishment, drip-filter your
    handsomeness and let us drink it!
[16:06] Kamo's older brother
    Right, Terasaka?
[16:07] Terafune
    My name is Terafune.
[16:08] Kamo's older brother
    I sure am glad my little
    brothers are average, though.
[16:11] Tenjin
    Excuse me!
[16:12] Tenjin
    Can we get some water?
[16:12] Kamo's older brother
    Wait. Are they less than average?
[16:13] server
    Of course. Coming right up.
[16:14] Terafune
    Oh, you have little brothers?
[16:16] Tenjin
    You didn't know? That guy with the
    glasses in our class is one of them.
[16:18] Tenjin
    The one who's friends with Yakuin.
[16:21] Terafune
    Yakuin...
[16:23] Tenjin
    Sure is a small world, huh?
[16:27] Terafune
    I was so sure it wouldn't work out.
[16:30] Terafune
    Why are they thirteenth?
[16:32] Terafune
    I met Watanabe first!
[16:34] Terafune
    What does he have that I don't?
[16:37] Terafune
    Height and luck! That's about it!
[16:38] Terafune
    Ugh. Those flaws are pretty fatal...
[16:40] Kamo's older brother
    What?! Stories of unrequited love?!
[16:42] Kamo's older brother
    Those are my favorite!
[16:43] Tenjin
    Come on, Kamo-san. Drink some water.
[16:48] Shiori
    Okay, it's decided!
[16:49] Shiori
    We'll spend the night at my place.
[16:51] Shiori
    You can use the bed, Mei-chan.
[16:53] Mei
    Huh? N-No, I'll be fine sleeping on the floor.
[16:56] Shiori
    No, I can't make you do that.
[16:57] Shiori
    Oh! Should we open up the sofa in the
    living room and sleep together instead?
[17:01] Mei
    T-Together?!
[17:03] Mei
    No, no, no.
[17:04] Shiori
    Let's take a bath together, too!
[17:07] Shiori
    A-Are you all right, Mei-chan?!
[17:09] Mei
    Sorry.
[17:10] Mei
    It went down the wrong pipe. I'm fine.
[17:12] Shiori
    Oh, but I wanted to see
    the old photos in your room.
[17:17] Shiori
    You have them up, right?
[17:18] Shiori
    Like the photo from when we won
    that tournament in middle school!
[17:21] Mei
    I don't have anything like that.
    All my pictures are of family.
[17:24] Shiori
    Oh, really?
[17:25] Mei
    Do you have any old photos up?
[17:28] Shiori
    Just a few.
[17:30] Mei
    I'm looking forward to seeing little Shiori.
[17:32] Shiori
    Oh, but it might be a little embarrassing.
[17:36] Shiori
    Most of them are of me and Jiro-kun.
[17:40] Mei
    Of course.
[17:46] Mei
    Oh, sorry.
[17:47] Mei
    My mom asked me to do something right away,
[17:49] Mei
    so I have to go to my
    parents' house from here.
[17:51] Shiori
    What?
[17:52] Mei
    Sorry! We'll do this another time, okay?
SIGN    Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
SIGN    Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
[17:58] Kamo
    Why did I end up eating dinner with
    the same guy I see all the time?
[18:01] Jiro
    You're the one who invited me.
[18:03] Kamo
    Well, my wife told me out of the
    blue to go eat out somewhere.
[18:07] Kamo
    I bet she's complaining
    about me right now.
[18:10] Jiro
    But things are going all right, aren't they?
[18:12] Kamo
    Well, we aren't as cozy as someone
    sitting in thirteenth place.
[18:16] Jiro
    Cozy?
[18:16] Kamo
    What do you mean, "kissed by accident"?
[18:18] Kamo
    This isn't a harem anime.
[18:20] Kamo
    How can an accident cause
    lips to lock with lips?
[18:23] Jiro
    I don't know what to tell you...
[18:25] Kamo
    Hey, Jiro-chan.
    It's almost summer, you know.
[18:27] Akari
    Stupid Kamo. The way you use
    your hands is so naughty.
[18:28] Kamo
    I don't want a fake wife.
    I want a girlfriend!
[18:31] Kamo
    I want to try falling in
    love in the 3D world, too!
[18:33] Kamo
    No, I don't need love!
[18:35] Kamo
    If I can escape virginhood, that's good enough!
[18:37] Jiro
    If you have to actually say that,
    you know it's impossible.
[18:39] Kamo
    Shut up, you traitor!
[18:41] Kamo
    We had an alliance.
[18:42] Kamo
    And you call yourself my
    childhood friend? Blast you!
[18:44] Jiro
    Are you drunk or something?!
[18:47] Jiro
    Hey. What's come over you all of a sudden?
[18:50] Kamo
    I will cancel out your luck-based lechery.
[18:54] Jiro
    What?
[19:01] Shiori
    It's no use. When I'm alone, I can't help but...
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
[19:16] Kamo
    I will use my lips to
    overwrite the save data.
[19:19] Jiro
    Hey, be serious! You're scaring me!
[19:21] Jiro
    That won't just overwrite!
    I'll suffer a physical crash!
[19:22] Kamo
    It's simply an equivalent exchange.
[19:25] Jiro
    No!
[19:29] Jiro
    Huh?
SIGN    Shiori, it's not like that.
[19:39] Kamo
    Ow!
[19:39] Jiro
    Keep the change!
[19:44] Shiori
    There's something wrong with me.
[19:46] Shiori
    Imagine reading "Chef's Kiss Marinated
    Maguro Bowl" as just "Kiss Bowl."
[19:49] Jiro
    Shiori!
[19:51] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[19:52] Jiro
    You've got it all wrong!
    It wasn't like that at all!
[19:54] Shiori
    Huh?
[19:55] Shiori
    Do you mean...
[19:59] Jiro
    I just don't want you to misunderstand...
[20:01] Jiro
    It was just kind of an accident...
[20:03] Shiori
    Yeah. I know.
[20:05] Shiori
    I'm the one who should apologize.
[20:07] Shiori
    It's fine. I'm not bothered by it at all.
[20:09] Jiro
    Thank goodness!
[20:10] Jiro
    Kamo was panicking and
    slipped into some weird mode.
[20:13] Shiori
    Huh? Why are you mentioning Kamo-kun?
[20:16] Jiro
    Huh? Well, Kamo was the one I was
    goofing off with at that restaurant.
[20:19] Shiori
    You were at a restaurant?
[20:22] Jiro
    Huh?
[20:23] Shiori
    Huh?
[20:25] Jiro; Shiori
    Huh?
[20:27] Shiori
    I-I'm so sorry! I think I was
    talking about something else!
[20:30] Jiro
    I'm sorry! I was mistaken, too.
[20:32] Jiro
    Seriously, please forget all of it.
[20:36] Jiro
    Th-That looks heavy.
[20:38] Shiori
    Oh... I ended up buying too much.
[20:41] Jiro
    I'll carry it. Oh, if you don't mind, that is.
[20:44] Shiori
    What? Y-You don't mind?
[20:46] Jiro
    Sure.
[20:51] Jiro
    If Shiori and I were married,
    this is what it'd be like.
[20:55] Jiro
    I'm probably the only one
    thinking that way, though.
[20:59] Shiori
    It's funny, isn't it? When we're like
    this, it's almost like we're marr—
[21:02] Jiro
    Huh?
[21:02] Shiori
    Nothing!
[21:04] Jiro
    What? Come on, tell me.
[21:05] Shiori
    It's nothing.
[21:07] Shiori
    Thank you for carrying
    this with me, Jiro-kun.
[21:13] Shiori
    When I was in the nurse's office, too...
[21:15] Jiro
    I'm sorry about that!
[21:16] Jiro
    It was all my fault. I'm really sorry.
[21:19] Shiori
    No, I—P-Please listen, Jiro-kun!
[21:21] Shiori
    You don't have to apologize.
[21:23] Jiro
    Huh?
[21:24] Shiori
    I mean...
[21:26] Shiori
    Uh...
[21:29] Shiori
    I was the one who asked you to teach me.
[21:33] Shiori
    And... I-I learned a lot.
[21:38] Shiori
    That that's what a... k-kiss feels like...
[21:43] Shiori
    It wasn't that I didn't want you to.
[21:46] Shiori
    So... thank you.
[21:50] Jiro
    She's saying all this to me,
[21:52] Jiro
    and she still wants me to
    just stay her friend forever?
[22:04] Shiori
    It's even warm at night now, huh?
[22:07] Shiori
    Shall we head home?
[22:09] (Flashback) Shiori
    Let's head home, Jiro-kun!
[22:12] Jiro
    Soon, summer will be here again...
[22:14] Jiro
    The third summer since Shiori came back.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Shiori
    Sadaharu-kun, kiss me.
[23:52] Kamo
    What is this? A dream?
[23:53] Akari
    Your first kiss is with me! Right, Sada?
[23:56] Kamo
    She called me Sada.
[23:57] Shiori
    Why are you getting in the way?
[23:58] Akari
    You're the one getting in the way!
[23:59] Kamo
    Huh? Wait. You two?
[24:01] Kamo
    A little further and...
[24:02] Shiori; Akari
    Smooch.
[24:03] Kamo
    Why did I wake up there?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    More Than a Childhood Friend, but Not True Love.
[24:06] Shiori
    Next time, "More Than a Childhood Friend..."
[24:08] Akari
    "...but Not True Love."