E1 - Living in the Same Place, but Not Living Together.
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SIGN I want to be paired up with
the guy I like for practice!
SIGN I hope my
baby is
born safely
SIGN Please let me stay
happy and healthy
[00:35] Akari
What?!
[00:37] Shiori
I-I'm sorry! I tripped and...
[00:40] Shiori
Wait...
[00:43] Shiori
Watanabe-san?
[00:46] Jiro
Watanabe Akari and Sakurazaka Shiori...
[00:49] Jiro
I never imagined so many things would
happen between the two of them and me.
[00:54] Shiori
Oh! Watanabe-san, are you here about
your partner for the marriage practical?
[00:58] Akari
No, I'm not.
[01:00] Akari
I'm not!
SIGN "Marriage Practical"
[01:23] Jiro
The marriage practical.
[01:25] Jiro
An insane part of our high school's
curriculum that's about to begin.
[01:30] Jiro
As the name implies,
male-female pairs are chosen
[01:33] Jiro
to live together as a mock married couple.
[01:36] Jiro
Everyone in class is agitated because of it,
[01:40] Jiro
but that's not where my mind is right now.
[01:44] Jiro
Just a little more...
[01:46] Jiro
Just a little more, and
my bride will be decided!
[01:50] Jiro
Come on, Chloris. Chloris!
SIGN Jiro
[01:55] Jiro
Yes!
[01:56] Kamo
Man, I envy you, Jiro-chan.
[02:00] Kamo
Imagine getting excited over a pixel
art character in this day and age.
[02:03] Jiro
You've got it all wrong.
[02:04] Jiro
The fact that it's pixel art
lets the imagination run free.
[02:07] Kamo
Just look at RotoSaGa.
7 is out, and it's got 3D views.
[02:12] Kamo
Observe the quality of the newest
version of Princess Chloris!
[02:17] Jiro
Oh, shut up.
[02:18] Jiro
I like the simple innocence
from back when they did 1.
[02:22] Kamo
I guess it does make it
easier to imagine things...
[02:26] Kamon
But back in 1, you couldn't
pick the heroine, right?
[02:29] Akari
Hey.
[02:33] Akari
You're in the way.
[02:43] Kamo
Watanabe Akari! She smells so nice.
[02:47] Kamo
She really is cute.
[02:48] Jiro
How, exactly?
[02:49] Jiro
The way she talks is so unendearing.
[02:51] Jiro
She shows so much skin, it's vulgar.
[02:52] Jiro
She treats us social outcasts like idiots.
[02:54] Jiro
I never, ever want to get
involved with her type!
[03:07] Akari
Minami-kun!
[03:09] Akari
I saw you!
[03:10] Jiro
Tenjin Minami, huh?
[03:10] Akari
The newspaper club interviewed
you in the courtyard, right?
[03:11] Kamo
I'm a guy, but even I feel like I'll be
purified by his sky-high ikemen level!
[03:13] Minami
Oh, that. Yeah.
[03:14] Natsumi
It's for the thing they're putting
you on the cover of, right?
[03:15] Kamo
And he's a good guy on top of that.
[03:17] Sachi
Akari keeps saying they must be
doing a special edition on ikemen.
[03:18] Jiro
For us shadow-dwellers,
he's poison. No, he's absolute evil.
[03:20] Akari
Wha?!
[03:20] Minami
They wouldn't do that.
[03:22] Akari
B-But Minami-kun, you're really cool, so...
[03:26] Minami
Thanks. It makes me happy to hear that.
[03:30] Jiro
She's such an open book.
[03:32] Jiro
Talk about a complete 180.
[03:36] Jiro
Aw, crap.
[03:37] Jiro
Now I've gotta wait to meet my bride.
SIGN Jiro
[03:44] Shiori
Jiro-kun.
[03:45] Jiro
Huh?
[03:47] Shiori
It's finally time for the
marriage practical, huh?
[03:50] Jiro
Yeah.
[03:51] Shiori
I feel sort of nervous.
[03:53] Shiroi
Is it just me?
[03:55] Jiro
I'm not good with girls,
so I'm nothing but nerves.
[03:58] Jiro
The only girl I can speak with normally
[04:00] Jiro
is my childhood friend and first love.
[04:03] Jiro
They say your first love never comes true,
[04:05] Jiro
but if things can stay like this
between us forever, that's enough.
[04:08] Shiori
I get shy around strangers, so...
[04:10] Shiori
I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[04:14] Jiro
Y-Yeah.
SIGN Agency for Cultural Affairs Recommended Demonstration Program 2022
SIGN Marriage Practical Course
Guidance Video
[04:16] Homeroom Teacher
Now, everyone, pay attention.
I'm going to begin the explanation.
[04:20] Homeroom Teacher
Starting now, you will each live as a pair
with your partner in the training dorm.
[04:26] Homeroom Teacher
It's furnished and has a kitchen,
[04:27] Homeroom Teacher
so there's no need to worry
about day-to-day matters.
[04:31] Homeroom Teacher
The sensor installed in the living room will
continuously monitor your lifestyle and actions.
SIGN Practical Points
[04:37] Homeroom Teacher
And here is the most important thing...
[04:42] Homeroom Teacher
As you are all still students,
your bedrooms are separate.
[04:46] Homeroom Teacher
Fingerprint verification ensures that
only the room's occupant may enter.
[04:56] Homeroom Teacher
Do not get carried away.
[04:58] Homeroom Teacher
Keep yourselves firmly under control.
[04:58] Jiro
What the heck?
[05:00] Jiro
Why even make us do this, then?
[05:00] Homeroom Teacher
One more thing.
Regarding the A-rank system...
[05:04] Jiro
There are fifteen guys and
girls in each of the five classes,
[05:04] Homeroom Teacher
Every month, those ranked in the top
ten according to their grades...
[05:06] Jiro
meaning there's a 1-in-75 chance
of being paired with any one person.
[05:10] (Flashback) Shiori
I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[05:13] Jiro
That's just a fantasy!
[05:14] Jiro
I'm her childhood friend!
[05:15] Jiro
She just finds me easy to talk to
because she doesn't see me as a guy!
[05:18] Jiro
But if we get paired, then maybe...
[05:22] Jiro
I'll check my luck!
SIGN Jiro
[05:23] Jiro
If the hero defeats the boss
alone with no damage taken,
[05:25] Jiro
he can take the side route to the heroine.
[05:28] Jiro
From there, if you go straight
through the dungeon...
SIGN Lancia
SIGN Huh?
Do you have a problem with me or something?
[05:34] Jiro
Lancia?!
[05:36] Jiro
No, no.
[05:37] Jiro
This has now purged all my bad luck.
[05:40] Jiro
Only good things can happen now.
[05:45] Akari
Why is it you?!
[05:48] Jiro
Th-That's kind of what I'd like to ask!
[05:51] Akari
What?!
[05:52] Jiro
Um, wait just a moment, please.
[05:53] Jiro
Let's calm down a bit.
[05:54] Akari
Will you quit talking all formal?
It's creeping me out.
[05:57] Jiro
S-Sorry. First, could you let me go?
[06:00] Akari
Now you're too friendly all of a sudden!
[06:02] Jiro
You're being unfair.
[06:05] Akari
What a buzzkill. This sucks!
[06:08] Akari
How'd they come up with this pairing, anyway?
[06:10] Akari
It makes no sense at all.
[06:14] Jiro
I'm a victim here, too.
[06:16] Akari
What was that?!
[06:18] Jiro
It-It's just... It seems like you
had a preferred partner in mind,
[06:22] Jiro
and I had someone I wanted to be
paired with, too. That's all I meant.
[06:26] Akari
It's gotta be Sakurazaka-san, right?
SIGN BULL'S
SIGN EYE
[06:32] Akari
You're so easy to read!
How stupid can you be?
[06:35] Akari
There's no way she'd ever
give you the time of day.
[06:38] Jiro
I don't want to hear that from you!
[06:40] Akari
I mean, she's a little plain, but she's cute.
[06:43] Akari
What're you gonna do?
[06:44] Akari
Things might be going really
well for her right now.
[06:48] Shiroi
Please, be gentle.
[06:52] Jiro
M-M-M-Making such wild speculations
is disrespectful toward her, I feel.
[06:56] Akari
Killjoy.
[06:57] Jiro
S-So what if I am?
[07:01] Akari
Oh, crap!
[07:03] Akari
If we don't get along, we lose points!
[07:05] Jiro
Then we might get to minus 10,000.
[07:07] Akari
Cut the shit!
[07:09] Akari
Get along with me!
[07:10] Akari
Right now!
[07:12] Jiro
But that attitude! That behavior!
[07:15] Akari
We'll increase our points, get to
A-rank, and change our pairing!
[07:19] Jiro
Ow!
[07:21] Jiro
Is that even possible?
[07:23] Akari
Didn't you hear the explanation?
I can't believe you.
[07:27] Akari
Look at this.
SIGN Seishun Academy Third-Years'
Marriage Practical Manual
SIGN 1-2
At the end of every month, those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
will be granted the right to change pairings among themselves.
In such cases, the consent of everyone involved is required.
2
Regarding Scoring
2-1
Totals will be reset at the end of the month, and each month will
start at 0 points.
[07:32] Jiro
"At the end of every month,
those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
[07:36] Jiro
will be granted the right to
change pairings among themselves."
[07:38] Jiro
For real?
[07:39] Akari
Minami-kun would never be
anything less than A-rank.
[07:42] Akari
So let's get that A-rank and switch partners!
[07:44] Jiro
Huh? H-Hey, doesn't that mean...
[07:47] Jiro
No, wait, wait. Hang on just a sec.
[07:50] Akari
What?
[07:51] Jiro
Reaching A-rank means... you and I...
[07:57] Akari
Dinner's ready.
[07:59] Jiro
Looks delicious.
[08:02] Jiro
B-But wouldn't that be kinda dangerous?
[08:08] Akari
What're you getting all
embarrassed about, Virgin-kun?
[08:12] Akari
Even if we do things like this...
[08:14] Akari
everything's totally fine!
[08:16] Jiro
H-H-H-H-Her breasts! Breasts!
What is this soft yet firm warmth?!
[08:20] Akari
I'll try my very best to be
the perfect wife for you.
[08:23] Akari
I'm counting on you.
[08:24] Jiro
W-W-Wait, please!
You're really o-okay with a guy like me?
[08:31] Akari
Look! It worked!
[08:33] Akari
Let's keep it going!
[08:36] Jiro
S-S-Sorry! This is my first
time doing anything like this.
[08:39] Jiro
I'm thirsty. I'm going to
go buy something to drink.
[08:42] Akari
Then I'll have a strawberry milk.
[08:44] Jiro
What?
[08:45] Akari
We're married!
You'll buy it for me, won't you?
[08:48] Jiro
Fine.
[08:57] Akari
I just don't want any other
girl to take Minami-kun away.
[09:01] Akari
I have to try my hardest.
[09:04] Akari
This is my first time doing
all of this, too, you know...
[09:11] Shiori
Thank you for going along
with my selfish request.
[09:21] Jiro
Seriously?!
[09:23] Shiori
I'm glad I was paired with you, Tenjin-kun.
[09:26] Minami
I'm glad it was you, too, Sakurazaka-san.
[09:28] Minami
So let's use first names, Shiori.
[09:30] Shiori
R-Right, Minami-kun.
[09:36] Jiro
What's with me?
[09:37] Jiro
I thought I didn't care if anything
happened between me and Sakurazaka!
[09:46] Akari
Hello! Are you gonna sit here moping forever?
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SIGN Jiro
[09:49] Akari
"I mean, I'm up against
Tenjin Minami-kun here!"
[09:52] Akari
"A killjoy virgin like me doesn't
stand a chance against him!"
[09:54] Jiro
Don't give me a voiceover!
[09:56] Jiro
I'm seriously depressed here.
Please just leave me alone.
[09:59] Akari
Well, then...
[10:01] Akari
Cheer up.
[10:04] Jiro
D-D-Don't make fun of people like that!
[10:08] Akari
I'm not making fun of you.
[10:09] Jiro
Huh?
[10:10] Akari
Come on. Let's actually,
seriously pretend to be married.
[10:14] Akari
If we reach A-rank, we'll get a happy ending.
[10:17] Akari
And it'll be good practice for the
real thing. What do we have to lose?
[10:20] Jiro
The r-real thing? I would never...
[10:27] Akari
Being mopey and indecisive
won't get you anywhere.
[10:33] Akari
Right?
[10:36] Jiro
I can't help it. It's not like I've got the
abundance of experience that you do.
[10:40] Akari
What?!
[10:41] Akari
That's got nothing to do with anything!
[10:43] Akari
When you do something,
you've gotta go all-in!
[10:46] Akari
Do you wanna be Virgin-kun forever?
[10:54] Jiro
I'll get it.
[10:56] Jiro
Hey.
[10:57] Kamo
Jiro-chan, are you free?
Wanna go to Aniroad?
[10:59] Jiro
Yeah, I'll go! Let's go now!
[11:01] Jiro
That's what's going on,
so I'll see you later.
[11:04] Akari
Hang on.
[11:05] Jiro
Huh?
[11:06] Akari
You're leaving when we have negative points?
[11:08] Jiro
Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
[11:10] Akari
It's obvious, isn't it?
[11:12] Akari
A goodbye kiss.
[11:15] Jiro
Do you mean "kisu," the fish
that tastes good as tempura?
[11:17] Akari
What?!
[11:18] Akari
I'm talking about a goodbye kiss!
[11:21] Jiro
Ki—
[11:23] Jiro
Wha?!
[11:24] Kamo
Jiro-chan, are you ready yet?
[11:25] Akari
I guess Virgin-kun wouldn't
be able to manage it.
[11:28] Kamo
Jiro-chan, aren't you ready yet?
[11:30] Akari
You are just a virgin, after all.
[11:32] Kamo
Jiro! Get out here now!
[11:34] Akari
I guess you'll never have that kind of
relationship, so you can't help it.
[11:36] Akari
You two virgins should go have fun together.
[11:38] Kamo
Jiro, did you die?! Or are you dead?!
[11:41] Jiro
Don't get mad at me later, okay?
[11:57] Kamo
What took you so long?
[11:59] Kamo
If we were at war, I'd be dead already.
[12:00] Jiro
Sorry.
[12:02] Jiro
Crap. I let her rile me up.
[12:04] Jiro
She was treating me like an idiot!
[12:12] Akari
N-No one said anything about
it being on the lips...
[12:19] Shiori
Jiro-kun. Jiro-kun!
[12:25] Jiro
Shiori?
[12:26] Shiori
If you don't wake up, I'll give you a kiss!
[12:29] Jiro
Then I'm not waking up.
[12:31] Jiro
Kiss me.
[12:35] Shiori
You really are hopeless. Honestly.
[12:38] Shiori
Take that, and that, and that!
[12:41] Akari
What do you mean, "kiss me"?
[12:44] Akari
Get up and come help me get things ready.
[12:47] Jiro
Huh? I-It's morning?
[12:52] Jiro
Crap! I fell asleep here last night?
[12:52] Akari
And don't forget the reason
we're acting married.
[12:55] Jiro
Her lips sure were soft...
[12:58] Jiro
No, wait! Shiori's the one I like!
[13:01] Akari
Hey!
[13:03] Akari
Are you still sitting there?!
[13:04] Akari
I'll knock you into orbit!
[13:07] Jiro
Y-Yes, ma'am! Sorry!
SIGN One Week Later
[13:10] Jiro
As all this went on, a week passed.
SIGN Faculty Office
[13:13] Jiro
Excuse me.
[13:22] Homeroom Teacher
What's this?
[13:23] Homeroom Teacher
You had class duty today, Yakuin-kun?
[13:26] Jiro
The guy who does asked me to take the
morning shift because he had stuff to do.
[13:30] Homeroom Teacher
I see. Perfect timing.
[13:32] Homeroom Teacher
Come to the faculty office with
Watanabe-san after school today.
[13:36] Jiro
What?
[13:37] Homeroom Teacher
Make sure both husband and wife come.
[13:39] Jiro
Okay, I will.
[13:52] Jiro
It must be going well
between Shiori and Tenjin.
[13:56] Shiori
I haven't been there yet.
[13:56] Jiro
I thought that if I acted like this, she
might worry about me and say something,
[13:58] Mei
Really? Then let's go.
I just know you'll like it.
[14:01] Jiro
but she hasn't.
[14:02] Jiro
And just thinking that way shows
how gloomy I am, right?
[14:03] Shiori
I'd love to go!
[14:04] Mei
Okay, it's settled, then!
[14:05] Jiro
That back there was probably...
[14:07] Shiori
Hey!
[14:08] Minami
What is it, Shiori?
[14:10] Shiori
You don't mind, do you?
We're married, after all!
[14:12] Minami
It's fine with me, but what about him?
[14:15] Shiori
You mean Jiro-kun?
[14:17] Shiori
It's no problem at all!
He's just an old friend.
[14:20] Shiori
You're so cool, and you help me move forward.
[14:23] Jiro
My own imaginings are making me cry.
[14:33] Jiro
It's raining? I don't have an umbrella.
[14:36] Kamo
Don't worry. I have one.
[14:39] Jiro
I have to share an umbrella with you?
[14:41] Kamo
No complaining!
[14:43] Jiro
Man, today was just another dull day.
[14:46] Kamo
I had a good day, though.
[14:48] Kamo
My free morning gacha pull got me an
S-rare card in a school swimsuit costume.
[14:51] Jiro
That's thanks to me, right?
[14:53] Jiro
Buy me something.
[14:54] Kamo
Can't. I started saving
up for Marin-chan today.
[14:57] Jiro
There it is again. Hashimoto Marin.
[14:59] Kamo
Use honorifics for other
people's girlfriends!
[15:01] Jiro
Marin-san.
[15:02] Kamo
Very good.
[15:03] Kamo
In the story for this event,
Marin-chan makes omelet rice for you,
[15:08] Kamo
and it was so good!
[15:09] Kamo
The taste of it maxed out my love meter!
[15:11] Kamo
"You can't possibly know how
a JPEG tastes," you say?
[15:14] Kamo
Fool! A JPEG is meant to be
savored with the occipital lobe!
[15:17] Jiro
Stop for a sec.
SIGN Occipital Lobe
SIGN Parietal Lobe
SIGN Frontal Lobe
SIGN Temporal Lobe
[15:18] Kamo
By the way, this is the part I mean.
[15:20] Akari
Move!
[15:21] Akari
Move! You're in the way!
[15:24] Akari
I might be late today.
[15:26] Jiro
Okay... Why?
[15:28] Akari
I'm going to karaoke,
and Minami-kun is coming!
[15:30] Jiro
Oh, is that so?
[15:32] Akari
Later!
[15:35] Jiro
Wait! Wait, Watanabe.
[15:37] Akari
What is it?
[15:38] Jiro
I just remembered. The teacher said
we need to go to the faculty office.
[15:42] Jiro
It's about the practical.
[15:43] Akari
Oh... I guess we have no choice, then.
[15:47] Akari
Take care of it solo, 'kay?
[15:48] Jiro
Hey!
[15:50] Jiro
You've gotta be kidding me!
[15:52] Jiro
This really was the worst day ever.
[15:54] Kamo
To hell with that!
[15:56] Kamo
Your childhood friend is
the pure, sweet type,
[15:58] Kamo
and your mock wife is a hot gyaru?!
[15:59] Kamo
You've got a flower in each hand!
[16:01] Kamo
Are you the hero of a
harem anime or something?!
[16:02] Jiro
Oh, shut up.
[16:04] Kamo
I could live on the carbon dioxide
Akari-chan exhales, personally.
[16:07] Jiro
If anything, I am carbon dioxide itself.
[16:10] Kamo
Huh?
[16:11] Jiro
Meaning no one needs me.
SIGN Faculty Office
[16:14] Homeroom Teacher
No, it's absolutely necessary.
[16:16] Homeroom Teacher
The marriage practical isn't playing
at being friends. It's coursework.
[16:20] Homeroom Teacher
It's necessary for graduation.
SIGN 71st
SIGN Kasugahara Kyo
SIGN Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN 72nd
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Kaizuka Yoshitake
SIGN Nakahara Miyako
[16:22] Homeroom Teacher
Your score hasn't gone up or down
for a week. It's stayed at zero.
[16:26] Homeroom Teacher
At this rate, you really
won't be able to graduate.
[16:28] Homeroom Teacher
Talk things over with Watanabe-san so that
you can strive to be a happily married couple.
SIGN Unlimited Time
SIGN Karaoke
30 minutes
100 yen
Unlimited Time
1000 yen
[16:35] Akari
Minami-kun, you're super good at this!
[16:37] Akari
And your English is so good! I was surprised!
[16:39] Minami
Thanks. But there aren't
many songs I can sing.
[16:40] Natsumi
My voice is all hoarse already.
[16:41] Sachi
Wanna sing together?
[16:43] Sachi
Of course you can!
[16:43] Minami
What did you pick, Watanabe?
[16:45] Sachi
Go, Akari!
[16:45] Akari
Oh, this is it! Higashino Kana-chan!
[16:48] Minami
Here.
[16:48] Natsumi
Huh? I don't know if I can keep singing.
[16:49] Minami
I've heard you sing before. You're good.
[16:51] Akari
Really?
[16:53] Akari
Then maybe I'll give it my best this time.
[16:59] Jiro
This rain just isn't stopping.
[17:01] Jiro
It's easy to say to try to be
a happily married couple,
[17:04] Jiro
but she's probably off having
fun with her real love interest.
[17:08] Akari
Hey, Akari is tired from singing.
[17:13] Akari
Why don't we go take a little
breather in the next room?
[17:16] Jiro
What am I thinking?!
[17:20] Jiro
There's no helping it.
[17:21] Jiro
I'll just deal with getting wet,
[17:22] Jiro
buy dinner from a convenience
store, and head home.
[17:25] Shiori
Oh? You're still here at school?
[17:28] Jiro
Shio— Sakurazaka?!
What are you doing here so late?
[17:31] Shiori
We had a committee meeting today.
[17:33] Shiori
May I sit next to you?
[17:34] Jiro
S-Sure.
[17:39] Shiori
This rain isn't letting up, huh?
[17:41] Jiro
Do you have an umbrella?
[17:43] Shiori
I forgot it!
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SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
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SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
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SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN Jiro has
suffered near-fatal damage.
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[17:46] Jiro
I-I see.
[17:49] Shiori
Eek!
[17:55] Shiori
Oh, I was mistaken.
[17:57] Shiori
Sorry. I thought there was a bug.
[17:59] Jiro
Oh, yeah, it's easy to mistake
that doodle for a bug.
[18:02] Shiori
When I got here this morning,
there was a huge one.
[18:05] Shiori
I thought it might've come back.
[18:06] Shiori
I'm really sorry.
[18:08] Jiro
It's fine. I was surprised, that's all.
[18:10] Jiro
Wait, then was that...
[18:14] (Flashback) Bug
Bug!
[18:16] Jiro
Hey, Sakurazaka...
[18:18] Shiori
I hate that.
[18:19] Jiro
Huh?
[18:20] Shiori
It makes me feel lonely.
[18:23] Shiori
I want you to call me "Shiori" like you used to.
[18:29] Shiori
Won't you?
[18:30] Jiro
Wh-What's going on? What's this mean?
[18:34] Jiro
I don't really get it,
but there's one thing I do know...
[18:36] Jiro
This is the time for me to be brave!
[18:40] Jiro
Sh-Sh-Shio—
[18:42] Minami
Shiori.
[18:44] Akari
Minami-kun?
[18:47] Shiori
But I thought you were going
to be out late doing karaoke.
[18:52] Minami
I remembered seeing your collapsible
umbrella in the entryway.
[18:56] Minami
Oh, but...
[18:57] Jiro
Th-That's great! I'm gonna
try waiting a little longer.
[19:01] Jiro
You should go on ahead.
[19:03] Shiori
But...
[19:04] Jiro
I'll be fine.
[19:07] Jiro
See you tomorrow, Sakurazaka.
[19:11] Shiori
Yeah.
[19:32] Akari
Here.
[19:35] Akari
What sort of expression is that?
[19:41] Akari
Ugh!
[19:42] Akari
What's there to enjoy about
sharing an umbrella with you?
[19:46] Akari
And why didn't you go off somewhere with
Sakurazaka-san so it'd be just the two of you?
[19:51] Akari
If you had, I'd be sharing an umbrella
with Minami-kun right about now.
[19:56] Jiro
Sorry.
[19:58] Akari
Do you really have any
intention of snagging that girl?
[20:02] Jiro
Sorry.
[20:05] Akari
Hey!
[20:08] Akari
No giving up!
[20:10] Akari
For both my sake and yours.
[20:13] Akari
Understand?
[20:14] Jiro
Yesh.
[20:16] Akari
Very good.
[20:19] Jiro
This is probably Watanabe's way
of being considerate of me.
[20:23] Jiro
I really am such a loser.
[20:25] Akari
Is the rain starting to let up?
[20:27] Jiro
It might be.
[20:28] Akari
Actually, I'm starving.
[20:31] Jiro
Should we drop by a convenience
store for dinner?
[20:33] Akari
No.
[20:37] Akari
It's fine.
[20:42] Akari
Here you go!
[20:45] Jiro
It's real omelet rice!
[20:47] Akari
Looks delicious, doesn't it?
[20:49] Jiro
Y-Yeah!
[20:53] Akari
Wait!
[20:54] Akari
You have to move slowly, okay?
[20:56] Akari
You can't let it spurt out too quickly.
[20:59] Akari
Oh, not there!
[21:01] Akari
Be a little more gentle...
[21:03] Akari
Yes, that's so good.
SIGN Love
[21:11] Akari
I filled it with my love. Please, enjoy.
[21:15] Jiro
I-I will, thank you!
[21:19] Jiro
It's good!
[21:21] Akari
Of course it is!
[21:24] Akari
I'll have some, too.
[21:25] Jiro
Wait!
[21:29] Jiro
Here, say "ah."
[21:35] Akari
No way. I'm not doing that.
[21:37] Jiro
C'mon! Just go with it, please!
[21:39] Jiro
This is super embarrassing for me!
[21:42] Jiro
Damn it. I'm never doing this again.
[21:50] Akari
It's delicious! That's my cooking for you!
[22:05] Jiro
Really? Marin-san made
curry omelet rice for you?
SIGN Jiro
[22:09] Jiro
Thanks for the save.
[22:10] Kamo
Huh? What's that mean?
[22:11] Jiro
What was that? Why is...
[22:12] Kamo
What did I save you from?
[22:14] Akari
...my heart pounding so fast?
[22:17] Jiro; Akari
I don't get it.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN m 0 0 l 480 0 l 480 66 l 0 66
SIGN Jiro "Every night before taking a bath, Watanabe emerges from her
room with an even sexier expression than usual. Why could that be?"
[23:50] Jiro
Every night before taking a bath,
[23:52] Jiro
Watanabe emerges from her room with
an even sexier expression than usual.
[23:55] Jiro
Why could that be?
SIGN m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 66 l 0 66
SIGN Jiro "The mystery was quickly solved."
[23:56] Jiro
The mystery was quickly solved.
SIGN m 0 0 l 400 0 l 400 66 l 0 66
SIGN Akari "Unh......... Unh......... Mmm........."
[24:00] Jiro
Th-That voice...
SIGN m 0 0 l 480 0 l 480 66 l 0 66
SIGN Jiro "Th......... That voice.........
My body moved of its own accord, despite knowing it was wrong..."
[24:02] Jiro
My body moved of its own accord,
despite knowing it was wrong...
SIGN m 0 0 l 516 0 l 516 75 l 0 75
SIGN Jiro "Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed at myself for imagining differently!"
[24:04] Jiro
Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed
at myself for imagining differently!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Imagined, but Not Real.
[24:08] Jiro
Next time, "Imagined, but Not Real."