E1 - Men Are Dangerous

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[00:02] Tsubaki
    Men are horrible. Things to be feared.
[00:12] Tsubaki
    But, why is it?
[00:31] Tsubaki
    Why is my heart beating so fast?!
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    A
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[00:40] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry, Sensei!
SIGN    Men Are Dangerous
[00:43] someone
    What's up?
SIGN    Team
    Dog
[00:45] Ume
    What's going on?
[00:47] Ume
    Did something happen?
[00:48] Housenka
    It's Sazanka and Asagao.
[00:50] Housenka
    Word is, they're missing.
[00:52] Ume
    Again?
[00:53] Tsubaki
    I suspect they went outside.
[00:56] Ume
    Is it a desertion?
[00:57] Housenka
    Goofing off, more like.
[00:59] Hana
    As the leader of Akane Class's Team Dog,
SIGN    Asagao Sazanka Tsubaki
[01:03] Hana
    how will you take
    responsibility for this situation?
[01:05] Tsubaki
    I'll bring them back at once!
[01:08] Hana
    Wonderful...
[01:10] Hana
    And tonight, of all times...
[01:12] Hinagiku
    Sensei, is something happening tonight?
[01:18] Hana
    Aoi Class has a nighttime lesson.
[01:20] student
    No way!
[01:21] student
    Aoi Class?
[01:21] student
    That means they're nearby?
[01:23] Kibushi
    Aoi Class, she said!
[01:25] Hinagiku
    You mean the filthy men on the
    other side of the mountains?
[01:29] Ajisai
    I hear men are incredibly stupid!
[01:31] ---
    Seems they have big bodies,
    but small brains!
[01:34] Higuruma
    They're just like monkeys, right?
[01:36] Housenka
    From what I hear, they're kinda stinky!
[01:40] Ume
    That's so weird!
[01:42] Itadori
    Yuck, don't they ever take baths?
SIGN    Team
    Dog
[01:45] Ajisai
    Also, also, their crotch is
    their weak spot. Frail fail!
[01:52] Hana
    Fools!
[01:54] Hana
    Don't take men lightly!
[01:57] Hana
    Don't I always tell you?
[01:59] ---
    They're strong, and highly barbarous!
[02:02] Hana
    Underestimate them at your peril!
[02:08] Hana
    Well, so long as you get it.
[02:11] Hana
    Can two or three of you go with her?
[02:14] Tsubaki
    Sensei.
[02:16] Tsubaki
    Is it all right if I go alone?
[02:18] Tsubaki
    I'd... feel bad about inconveniencing
    girls from other teams.
[02:25] Hana
    I guess you can manage on your own.
[02:28] Hana
    They're all scared of men, anyway.
[02:31] Tsubaki
    It might be that they're scared of you.
[02:38] Hana
    I leave it to you, then.
[02:40] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:41] Tsubaki
    I, Akane Class kunoichi Tsubaki, will be
    sure to return with Sazanka and Asagao!
[02:47] Hana
    Mhm.
[02:52] Hana
    Be sure not to let those two near any men.
[02:56] Hana
    You hear?
[02:56] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:58] Tsubaki
    I shall return!
[03:07] Hana
    I just hope nothing happens.
[03:12] Tsubaki
    Men are up in the mountains.
[03:22] Tsubaki
    M-Men are...
[03:24] Tsubaki
    Stop that!
[03:27] Tsubaki
    Sazanka, Asagao...
[03:34] Asagao
    Hey, Sazanka.
[03:36] Asagao
    Let's just go home!
[03:38] Sazanka
    What are you talking about, Asagao?
[03:40] Sazanka
    We're going to show Nee-sama
    what we can do. Look alive!
[03:43] Asagao
    I can't. I'm too tired. And I'm hungry.
[03:52] Sazanka
    You know, sleepiness and
    hunger are your downfall.
[03:56] Asagao
    Can't take any more...
[03:58] Sazanka
    Have it your way.
    Let's find some mushrooms.
[04:04] Sazanka
    Asagao?!
[04:05] Sazanka
    What're you doing? Pull yourself together.
[04:09] Sazanka
    Hey, this is no time for...
[04:13] Sazanka
    Asagao?
[04:17] Sazanka
    Hey, are you o—
[04:21] Sazanka
    L-Looks like that woke you up.
[04:26] Asagao
    Hey, what are we doing again?
[04:29] Sazanka
    Huh? Did you hit your head?
[04:32] ---
    We're searching for men.
[04:36] Sazanka
    Now do you remember?
[04:39] Asagao
    Huh. And so, you slipped out
    in the middle of the night.
[04:44] Tsubaki
    You're a bad girl, Sazanka.
[04:48] Sazanka
    N-N-
[04:51] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[04:52] Tsubaki
    I'm here to catch you, Sazanka.
[04:54] Sazanka
    Oh...
[04:55] Sazanka
    This is such a habit, I just...
[04:58] Tsubaki
    You are too much.
[05:01] Tsubaki
    So...
[05:03] Tsubaki
    How is it you know there are
    men up in the mountains?
[05:06] Sazanka
    I heard the teachers talking.
[05:11] Tsubaki
    Was that when you were off playing hooky?
[05:13] Tsubaki
    I swear...
[05:15] Sazanka
    It's not like that!
[05:16] Sazanka
    I was picking flowers to give to you.
[05:20] Sazanka
    That's when... I happened to overhear it.
[05:25] Tsubaki
    And so, what did you intend to do?
[05:29] Tsubaki
    Could it be, you were...
[05:32] Sazanka
    Yes, of course!
    I was going to beat them up!
[05:35] Sazanka
    Men are the enemy of women!
[05:38] ---
    I'm not about to let this chance
    slip away when they're so close!
[05:44] Tsubaki
    We're leaving.
[05:45] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[05:46] Tsubaki
    Sensei was livid.
[05:49] Tsubaki
    You even dragged Asagao into this.
    You're such a bad girl, Sazanka.
[05:55] Sazanka
    I'm sorry, Nee-sama!
[06:00] Sazanka
    I thought I could get you to
    praise me if I defeated the men.
[06:05] Sazanka
    That's why...
[06:10] Tsubaki
    I'm glad you're all right.
[06:12] Tsubaki
    Now, let's go home.
[06:18] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[06:19] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Were those more crocodile tears?!
[06:22] Sazanka
    No need to worry, Nee-sama.
[06:24] Sazanka
    Those men will all fall before my might.
[06:28] Sazanka
    You can praise me later!
[06:29] Tsubaki
    Stop right there!
[06:33] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[06:40] Tsubaki
    Bad girl!
[06:42] Asagao
    Was that a good idea?
[06:44] Asagao
    Tricking Tsubaki-chan.
[06:47] Asagao
    She came to get us.
[06:49] Sazanka
    If we go home right now,
    Sensei will just let us have it.
[06:53] Sazanka
    If we defeat the men,
    I'm sure Nee-sama will praise us, too.
[06:57] Asagao
    I'm not so sure.
[06:58] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Asagao!
[06:59] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan?!
[07:01] Sazanka
    She caught up already?!
[07:02] Tsubaki
    You bad girls are coming
    home if I have to drag you!
[07:05] Asagao
    See?! She's mad!
[07:08] Sazanka
    We'll give her the slip!
[07:09] Asagao
    I don't think it'll work!
[07:29] Sazanka
    Asagao!
[07:50] Tsubaki
    Let's go home.
[07:52] Sazanka/Asagao
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:54] Tsubaki
    There'll be punishment when we get back.
[07:56] Asagao/Sazanka
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:57] Tsubaki
    It'll probably mean going
    without food tomorrow.
[08:01] Asagao
    That's too much! It'll kill me!
[08:04] Asagao
    I just got brought along, that's all!
[08:07] Tsubaki
    It's a shared responsibility.
[08:09] Tsubaki
    All three of us will be punished.
[08:12] Sazanka
    Even you?
[08:18] Asagao
    Food!
[08:21] Tsubaki
    Listen, you two.
[08:23] ---
    If you've learned your lesson,
    start following the rules and—
[08:34] Tsubaki
    The sounds of kunai...
[08:36] Sazanka
    It must be the men, Nee-sama.
    Let's go over there!
[08:39] Tsubaki
    Men are...
[08:40] Sazanka
    This is our chance to stand out!
[08:42] Tsubaki
    Men are... close by!
[08:45] Sazanka
    We can get out of being punished!
[08:47] ---
    You really want to beat up
    the men, too, don't you?!
[08:54] Tsubaki
    I want to see for myself.
[08:57] Sazanka
    You want to "see"?
[08:59] Tsubaki
    Uh, no...!
[09:00] Sazanka
    I get it! You can't come out and say it
    in your position, so you're being vague!
[09:04] Tsubaki
    Wrong! Please forget about it!
[09:06] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[09:07] Tsubaki
    Let's go home!
[09:09] Tsubaki
    I let slip what I really think...
[09:12] Sazanka
    Let's go check it out!
[09:14] Tsubaki
    No!
[09:15] Tsubaki
    Men are stupid, simple,
    loud, dirty, and foolish.
[09:21] Tsubaki
    But we must never take them lightly.
[09:23] Tsubaki
    We mustn't go near them.
[09:25] ---
    That's what we've always been taught.
[09:29] Tsubaki
    So, why is it?
[09:32] Tsubaki
    Lately, a desire to learn about
    men has been growing in my heart!
[09:40] Tsubaki
    My face feels hot, too.
[09:42] ---
    Is there something wrong with me?
[09:45] Sazanka
    How about this?! We'll just spy on them!
[09:50] Tsubaki
    Spy?
[09:51] Sazanka
    That's right! We'll just watch!
[09:54] Tsubaki
    T-True, it might prove useful
    to confirm what they look like.
[10:00] Sazanka
    Yippee!
[10:01] Tsubaki
    What am I saying?!
[10:03] Sazanka
    Let's do this, Asagao.
[10:04] Asagao
    Do what? Aren't we just looking?
[10:07] Sazanka
    No, dummy! Nee-sama actually
    wants us to beat them up.
[10:11] Tsubaki
    No, don't do this! Haven't I always
    followed the straight and narrow?!
[10:15] Sazanka
    Let's go!
[10:18] Tsubaki
    We're just going to look. That's final.
[10:21] Sazanka
    But of course!
[10:24] Tsubaki
    Oh, God. Please forgive me.
[10:28] Tsubaki
    I'll just look.
    And then I'll go straight home!
[10:34] Tsubaki
    Up ahead...
[10:36] ---
    there are men...
[10:44] man?
    Is someone there?
[10:58] Sazanka
    Hey, Nee-sama! Why did we run?!
[11:03] Tsubaki
    Scouting was a no-go, too!
[11:05] Sazanka
    Let's go back there and kick some butt!
[11:07] Tsubaki
    "Kick"?! Were you even listening to me?!
[11:11] ---
    Bad girl!
[11:16] Tsubaki
    Um, are you, by any chance...
[11:21] ---
    a man?
[11:24] Tsubaki
    Just a moment, please!
[11:26] Tsubaki
    Let me have a look!
[11:34] Sazanka
    Good morning, Nee-sama.
[11:37] Tsubaki
    It was a dream?
[11:38] Sazanka
    It's unusual for you to oversleep.
[11:42] Tsubaki
    Oversleep?!
[11:43] Sazanka
    It's not so late that you need to panic.
[11:45] Tsubaki
    Oversleeping is oversleeping.
[11:48] Sazanka
    Nee-sama?
[11:50] Sazanka
    Did last night's punishment
    affect you that badly?
[11:56] Tsubaki
    No, I simply overslept.
SIGN    Dining
    Hall
[12:00] Asagao
    Gimme more! Make it a huge helping!
SIGN    Asagao
[12:04] Itadori
    How much do you eat, anyway?
[12:06] Asagao
    Rice is yummy!
[12:08] Tsubaki
    Asagao.
[12:10] Tsubaki
    Good morning.
[12:11] ---
    You're eating a lot, as always.
[12:13] Asagao
    Morning, Tsubaki-chan.
[12:15] Asagao
    I was really hungry, thanks to Sazanka.
[12:18] Sazanka
    Huh? What're you talking about, dumb Asagao?
[12:21] Sazanka
    You always eat a ton.
[12:23] Sazanka
    You overeater.
[12:24] Asagao
    Nah, I don't overeat.
[12:27] ---
    Look at how much I've grown.
[12:29] Asagao
    If you don't eat more,
    you won't get any taller.
[12:33] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[12:33] Tsubaki
    Cut that out.
[12:34] Sazanka
    What did you say?!
[12:35] Asagao
    It's the truth!
[12:36] Sazanka
    Hearing it from your stupid mouth irks me!
[12:38] Asagao
    The one who says "stupid" is the stupid one!
[12:40] Ume/Itadori
    Shut up! Take a seat first!
[12:42] Tsubaki
    Let's hurry and eat.
SIGN    Tsubaki
[12:47] Tsubaki
    Thank you for the food.
[12:48] Tachiaoi
    Want to do afternoon team
    activities together?
[12:51] ---
    I'm teaching my girls how to use kunai.
[12:53] Shion
    That sounds good. I'll join you.
[12:56] Tsuwabuki
    Your chopsticks stopped moving again.
    Eat properly.
[13:01] Tsubaki
    This fish is delicious.
[13:03] Sazanka
    Yes, Nee-sama.
[13:04] Tsubaki
    Thank goodness, Asagao.
[13:07] ---
    We didn't have to go without breakfast.
[13:09] Asagao
    It's thanks to my fake crying!
[13:11] Sazanka
    What part of that was fake?
    It was shameful.
[13:16] Sazanka
    "I want to eat!
    Please forgive me, Sensei!"
[13:19] Asagao
    It wasn't like that!
[13:21] Asagao
    And wasn't it all your
    fault in the first place?!
[13:24] Sazanka
    Would've worked if you
    weren't slow in the head.
[13:25] Tsubaki
    Let's just eat in peace.
[13:26] Asagao
    For the record, "Huh?!"
[13:27] Benisumomo
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[13:29] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo. Good morning.
[13:31] Benisumomo
    You went looking for men
    in the mountains yesterday?
[13:34] ---
    Fill me in on the details.
[13:36] Ajisai
    I want to hear them, too!
[13:37] Higuruma
    So do I!
[13:38] Hinagiku
    I'm curious, too!
[13:40] Kibushi
    Tell us! Tell us!
[13:41] Benisumomo
    So...
[13:43] Benisumomo
    Did you see them?
[13:44] Tsubaki
    Huh? Oh, no, it was dark.
[13:47] ---
    I only heard voices.
[13:49] Higuruma
    You didn't get a good look?
[13:50] Benisumomo
    Well, then.
[13:51] Ajisai
    Boring.
[13:53] Tsubaki
    Don't tell me you girls are...
[13:55] Tsubaki
    interested in men?
[13:58] Benisumomo
    They definitely stink.
[14:00] Ajisai
    I hear they don't take baths.
[14:02] Benisumomo
    Is that so?
[14:03] Kibushi
    I wonder how dumb they are.
[14:05] Hinagiku
    Could you hit them, and they wouldn't notice?
[14:07] Kibushi
    That dumb?
[14:08] Ajisai
    Also, also, they've got big bodies,
    but a weak crotch.
[14:12] Ajisai
    I hear you can take 'em down in an instant!
[14:13] Tsubaki
    Maybe there is something wrong with me.
[14:14] Benisumomo
    What's with that?
[14:15] Higuruma
    Talk about weird.
[14:19] Higuruma
    Wait for me!
[14:20] Tachiaoi
    Hey!
[14:21] Tachiaoi
    We don't play with the laundry!
SIGN    Men
[14:24] Hana
    For a ninja, there is a mental
    rule of paramount importance.
[14:29] Hana
    Namely...
[14:30] Tsubaki
    "Men."
[14:31] Hana
    imperturbability.
[14:32] Tsubaki
    The way it's written gives an
    impression of something firm,
[14:32] Hana
    At all times, you must endeavor to
    be capable of making calm deci...
[14:36] ---
    and sort of thick and hard...
[14:38] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[14:39] Tsubaki
    Could actual men be that way?
[14:41] Hana
    Hey.
[14:43] Mokuren
    Tsubaki.
[14:44] Hana
    On your feet, Tsubaki!
[14:45] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:49] Hana
    It's rare for you not to be listening.
[14:53] Tsubaki
    S-Sorry, ma'am.
[14:55] Hana
    Team Dog already has two
    problem children as it is.
[14:59] Hana
    You need to keep a level head.
[15:01] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am...
[15:03] Hana
    Right. Be sure to focus your
    strength in your abdomen.
SIGN    Strength in one's abdomen
SIGN    Strength in one's abdomen
[15:07] Tsubaki
    Strength in my abdo—"men"?
[15:10] kanji
    Men
[15:10] kanji
    Men
[15:10] Tsubaki
    "Men"!
[15:12] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[15:13] Hana
    What's wrong? You can sit down now.
[15:16] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[15:20] Mokuren
    On our last day off, you know?
[15:22] Mokuren
    I took a walk down to the pond, and you
    know what I found there? A bird's nest.
[15:27] Mokuren
    They were so cute!
[15:30] Tsubaki
    I wonder if Mokuren ever
    has men on her mind.
[15:31] Mokuren
    Let's go see them together next time.
[15:35] Mokuren
    Tsubaki?
[15:37] Mokuren
    What's with you today? Do you feel poorly?
[15:40] Tsubaki
    No, it's nothing.
[15:42] Mokuren
    Really?
[15:43] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[15:44] Mokuren
    If you're worn out, just speak up.
[15:46] Mokuren
    Leave it to our Team Monkey medical experts.
[15:51] Tsubaki
    Thank you, Mokuren.
[15:56] Higuruma
    Oh...
[15:57] Shion
    You're trying too hard.
[15:59] Shion
    If you throw using your whole body,
    you won't need as much arm strength.
[16:00] Ajisai
    You know, men don't take baths, so they're
    totally stinky! Especially their feet.
[16:03] ---
    Keep that in mind.
[16:04] Higuruma
    I will.
[16:05] Hagi
    Stinky? That's gross.
[16:08] Sazanka
    I missed you, Nee-sama.
[16:10] Sazanka
    Why must our morning classes
    be in different places?
[16:14] Asagao
    Because you're not the same age, Sazanka.
[16:16] Sazanka
    I know that!
[16:17] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan is an upperclassmen,
    and we're underclassmen.
[16:20] Sazanka
    I already told you, I know!
[16:22] Housenka
    Hear this, Team Dog!
[16:24] Housenka
    Today's the day we take your team name!
[16:26] ---
    I challenge you to a fair fight!
[16:30] Sazanka
    Team Monkey runt.
[16:32] Housenka
    We're both nearly the same height, you runt!
[16:35] Sazanka
    What did you say?!
[16:37] Tsubaki
    Stop that, Sazanka.
[16:39] Mokuren
    Housenka!
[16:41] Mokuren
    You shouldn't do that!
[16:43] Tsuwabuki
    I'll say...
[16:44] Mokuren
    You'll interfere with their training.
[16:46] Housenka
    Yeah, but...!
[16:48] Housenka
    This is our chance to become Team Dog!
[16:50] Housenka
    "Monkey" is unsophisticated
    and I've had enough!
[16:53] Tsuwabuki
    "Monkey" is not unsophisticated.
[16:55] Tsuwabuki
    Besides, beating them isn't
    going to change our team name.
[16:59] Mokuren
    Sorry to bother you.
[17:02] Tsubaki
    No problem.
[17:03] Mokuren
    When I mentioned you weren't feeling
    well, she went running off.
[17:08] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[17:09] Mokuren
    Well, don't overdo it!
[17:16] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Let's go straight
    home and sleep together!
[17:21] Asagao
    Good idea! You shouldn't overdo it.
[17:24] Tsubaki
    I-I'm fine, okay?
[17:26] Tsubaki
    I think these two just want to skip training.
[17:30] Sazanka
    Nee-sama.
[17:31] Sazanka
    Are you really all right?
[17:37] Tsubaki
    Just watch this.
[17:45] Asagao
    Whoa! Bull's-eye on both! Amazing!
[17:49] Sazanka
    True to form, Nee-sama!
[17:50] Tsubaki
    Next up, shuriken.
[17:52] Sazanka
    Okay!
[17:53] Sazanka
    If you would, Nee-sama!
[17:56] Tsubaki
    As team leader, I have to be
    sure not to worry these two.
[18:02] Tsubaki
    I have to keep it together!
[18:04] Ajisai
    And y'know, men...
[18:05] Tsubaki
    Men?!
[18:06] Ajisai
    They're huge, but they've got a weak crotch!
[18:12] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! You're unwell after all!
[18:13] Tsubaki
    I-It's not that!
[18:14] ---
    My hand just slipped!
[18:17] Tsubaki
    N-Next, I'll transform.
[18:19] Asagao
    Into what?
[18:20] Tsubaki
    Into you, Asagao.
[18:22] Asagao
    Yay!
[18:23] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[18:24] Tsubaki
    Focus, focus.
[18:27] Mukuge
    Are they that filthy?
[18:29] Ajisai
    Yeah! And they smell, too!
[18:29] Tsubaki
    Focus!
[18:31] Mukuge
    Huh, I heard they're beatable
    if you aim for the crotch.
[18:34] Hototogisu
    I wouldn't want to touch that.
[18:35] Kagetsu
    They're hopeless in so many ways, men.
[18:38] Tsubaki
    Men!
[18:43] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[18:44] Tsubaki
    No, wait! This is...
[18:45] Asagao
    So cute!
[18:47] Tsubaki
    U-Um, I mean...
[18:48] Asagao
    So, Tsubaki-chan.
[18:50] Asagao
    Haven't you been screwing up
    whenever you hear the word "men"?
[18:55] Asagao
    How come?
[18:57] Tsubaki
    H-Hey!
[18:58] Sazanka
    Let's go, Asagao.
[19:00] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[19:07] Asagao
    What's the big idea?
[19:09] Sazanka
    We can't have other people
    hearing this, can we?
[19:12] Asagao
    Huh?
[19:13] Sazanka
    This is a crisis.
[19:15] Sazanka
    When it comes to men...
[19:18] Sazanka
    I can't believe Nee-sama
    might be afraid of them.
[19:23] Tsubaki
    Th-That's not it! It's not that I'm afraid!
[19:26] Sazanka
    But it's something else?
[19:27] Tsubaki
    Uh, no...
[19:29] Tsubaki
    I-It's just a coincidence, really.
[19:32] Asagao
    Then, hey.
[19:33] Asagao
    Why not try an experiment?
[19:39] Sazanka
    Okay, Nee-sama.
[19:40] ---
    Please use Fire Style Jutsu to
    evaporate this entire puddle.
[19:45] ---
    Normally, you'd be able to do it.
[19:48] Sazanka
    However, just before you use the Jutsu,
    I'm going to whisper the word "men."
[19:53] Sazanka
    If you can't do it...
[19:55] Sazanka
    it will mean you're afraid of men.
[19:58] Asagao
    I thought it up. Isn't that great?
[20:00] Tsubaki
    I know.
[20:03] Tsubaki
    I can't afford to make these
    girls worry any further.
[20:07] Tsubaki
    Just focus, like always...
[20:11] Tsubaki
    Anytime you're ready.
[20:13] Sazanka
    All right.
[20:16] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[20:18] Tsubaki
    Wh-What are you doing, Sazanka?!
[20:20] Sazanka
    C-Couldn't help it!
    Next time I'll do it right!
[20:24] Tsubaki
    You mean that?
[20:24] Sazanka
    Let's go!
[20:28] Sazanka
    I'm not lying!
[20:32] Tsubaki
    I'm counting on you.
[20:33] Sazanka
    Okay!
[20:38] Sazanka
    M-e-n.
[20:45] Housenka
    Tsubaki is off her game.
    No way will I miss this chance.
[20:49] Housenka
    I'll defeat them while I can,
    and take the name of Team Dog!
[21:04] Sazanka
    N-Never mind evaporation.
    You made a crater.
[21:08] Asagao
    Wow, Tsubaki-chan!
[21:10] Sazanka
    Hey, Asagao! How do you figure
    she's "afraid of men"?!
[21:14] Asagao
    Huh?
[21:15] Sazanka
    This is more amazing than usual!
[21:17] Tsubaki
    What just happened?
[21:17] Asagao
    Wasn't this your idea, Sazanka?!
[21:19] Sazanka
    It was kind of your idea!
[21:20] Tsubaki
    Something must*...
[21:20] Asagao
    For the record, "Huh?!"
[21:23] Sazanka
    Don't go telling lies!
[21:23] Tsubaki
    ...be wrong with me...*
[21:24] Asagao
    You're the one who's quick to lie!
[21:26] Sazanka
    What did you say?!
[22:59] Benisumomo
    Say, is it true you saw
    what a man looks like?
[23:02] Asagao
    Yeah, I saw one. I see well in the dark.
[23:06] Benisumomo
    Transform and show us, then.
[23:08] Asagao
    Sure thing.
[23:11] Tsubaki
    I can't believe Asagao got a look at a man!
[23:15] Tsubaki
    This means I get to see one!
[23:18] Asagao
    Poof!
[23:20] Asagao
    Huh?! I turned into a fish?!
[23:23] Ume
    Come to think of it,
    Asagao sucks at Transformation Jutsu.
[23:24] Asagao
    Glub! Glub! Glub!
[23:30] Tsubaki
    I sure wanted to see a man...
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Effort and Giftedness
    Escape Plan
    with Nee-sama
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued!