E13 - Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?

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[00:08] Tsubaki
    What I saw on Hana-sensei's scroll...
[00:11] Tsubaki
    It was the same as Rindou's drawing.
[00:14] Tsubaki
    Is that really what men look like?
[00:18] Tsubaki
    It's just so different
    from what I was expecting!
[00:21] Tsubaki
    For now, I'd better focus on training,
[00:24] Tsubaki
    and think about it as little as possible.
[00:31] Tsubaki
    While Sensei is away, I'm the one
    in charge of our class' village.
[00:37] Tsubaki
    I've got to keep it together!
SIGN    Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
[02:12] Tsubaki
    Hey!
[02:15] Tsubaki
    Everybody quiet down!
SIGN    Self-study
[02:18] Tsubaki
    Let's study like we're supposed to!
[02:20] Suzushiro
    Aw, come on.
    Don't be so stuck on the rules.
[02:22] Kibushi
    She's right. Both Hana-sensei
    and Konoha-sensei are away.
[02:27] Hinagiku
    They'll never find out we were slacking.
[02:29] Tsubaki
    None of that!
[02:30] Tsubaki
    Sensei left me in charge of everyone!
[02:34] Tsuwabuki
    Tsubaki is so serious.
[02:37] Hinagiku
    Then how about some special training?
[02:39] Tsubaki
    Special training?
[02:41] Hinagiku
    Special Attractiveness Jutsu training.
[02:43] Benisumomo
    You never learn.
[02:46] Benisumomo
    But I'd be willing to, in that case.
[02:48] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[02:49] Benisumomo
    Tsubaki, show us how it's done.
[02:52] Tsubaki
    N-None of that, either!
[02:54] Tsubaki
    Let's just review past lessons
    or prepare for upcoming ones!
[02:58] Hinagiku
    Aww.
[02:59] Hinagiku
    But won't we need Attractiveness Jutsu
    when it comes time to defeat a man?
[03:03] Tsubaki
    Defeat a man...
[03:05] Benisumomo
    Hey, more importantly.
[03:07] Benisumomo
    Should you be ignoring that?
[03:10] Itadori
    Too slow!
[03:11] Ume
    Wait up!
[03:14] Tsubaki
    Stop it!
[03:16] Tsubaki
    Get back here!
[03:17] Benisumomo
    It's not easy being Tsubaki.
[03:18] Itadori
    Run for it!
[03:19] Ume
    Run! Run!
[03:22] Tsubaki
    I thought I told you to study!
[03:27] Sazanka
    We won't lose!
[03:29] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Throw! Throw! Throw!
[03:31] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Throw! Throw! Throw!
[03:34] Touwata
    Mind over matter! Willpower! Willpower!
[03:38] Higuruma
    I bet a man's face looks like this!
[03:42] Hagi
    If you smoosh your face too much, you'll die.
[03:45] Hasu
    Don't you think it's like this?
[03:48] Hagi
    This worldview is too novel,
    and it's liable to win me over!
[03:51] Hagi
    Once that happens, I'll wind up dead!
[04:00] Higuruma
    You spilled the water!
[04:02] Hasu
    You're gonna be in trouble.
[04:03] Higuruma (or someone)
    You're gonna be in trouble!
[04:11] Rindou
    Today sure was rough.
[04:13] Tsubaki
    It was. I am so tired.
[04:16] Rindou
    I didn't know it would be
    so rough with Sensei away.
[04:19] Sazanka
    Nee-sama.
[04:22] Sazanka
    Let's sleep together.
[04:24] Asagao
    I can't eat another bite.
[04:27] Tsubaki
    It's not exactly rough for them.
[04:32] Tsubaki
    I worry about what's coming.
[04:41] Rindou
    What's all that?!
[04:44] Mokuren
    Tsubaki! There must be something outside!
[04:47] Tsubaki
    I'll go take a look!
[04:50] Tsubaki
    Rindou, Mokuren.
    Tell everyone else to stay inside!
[05:12] Tsubaki
    What's that?
[05:26] Mokuren
    The village!
[05:28] Hototogisu
    How could this happen?
[05:30] Mukuge
    It's terrible!
[05:31] Kagetsu
    Who would do such a thing?!
[05:36] Asagao
    Look at this!
[05:37] Asagao
    My potatoes!
[05:39] Asagao
    I worked so hard to grow them!
[05:42] Rindou
    There, there.
[05:43] Tachiaoi
    The vandal might still be nearby.
[05:45] Tsuwabuki
    Let's all go teach 'em a lesson!
[05:47] Shion
    Couldn't we win with this many of us?
[05:49] Housenka
    Let's get going, then!
[05:51] Tsubaki
    Hold on a minute.
[05:53] Tsubaki
    It might be dangerous to pursue right away.
[05:56] Hinagiku
    Why?
[05:57] Tsubaki
    Take a look at that.
[05:59] Kibushi
    Whoa, big footprint!
[06:01] Mizubashou
    Which means a big body?
[06:03] Oniyuri
    Looks like we'd best make preparations first.
[06:07] Suzushiro
    But from the look of things, they were alone.
[06:08] Higiri
    Who the heck was it?
[06:11] Tsubaki
    It might have been... a man.
[06:17] Hinagiku
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[06:19] Mokuren
    Did you see him, Tsubaki?!
[06:21] Tsubaki
    No, but it was dark,
    so I might have been seeing things.
[06:25] Rindou
    Or maybe you weren't.
[06:29] Asagao
    Rindou?
[06:31] Rindou
    At the village where I used to live,
[06:35] Rindou
    I heard about bandits.
[06:37] everyone (but Rindou)
    Bandits?
[06:38] Rindou
    Yeah. That there are savage men who
    typically lurk in the mountains,
[06:44] Rindou
    and attack people to steal their valuables.
[06:46] Housenka
    What gives?!
[06:47] Fuki
    One of them ransacked the village?
[06:49] Ajisai
    Talk about barbaric!
[06:50] Shion
    But nothing was stolen.
[06:53] Shion
    Just stuff destroyed here and there.
[06:54] Tsuwabuki
    Maybe yesterday, he was just scouting.
[06:58] Tachiaoi
    Meaning, he might come back again tonight?
[07:02] Hagi
    If something like that
    comes back again, I'll die.
[07:04] Uikyou
    How distressing.
[07:06] Kikyou
    How scary.
[07:07] Mokuren
    What do we do?
[07:13] Hinagiku
    What do we have to be afraid of?
[07:15] Kibushi
    Hinagiku?
[07:17] Hinagiku
    If that's how it is, let's fight back!
[07:20] Benisumomo
    Kick the man's butt, you mean?
[07:23] Hinagiku
    Of course.
[07:24] Kibushi
    Well said, Hinagiku!
[07:26] Higiri
    She's right. We can't just let it slide
    after he messed up the village!
[07:32] Tsubaki
    A barbaric man, here at the village...
[07:35] Tsubaki
    And while Sensei's away, of all times!
[07:38] Tsubaki
    Let's all protect this village!
[07:41] everyone
    Yeah!
[07:42] someone
    Okay!
[07:42] someone
    We'll get him!
[07:43] Tsubaki
    But don't do anything unreasonable.
[07:44] ---
    Let's prioritize strengthening our defenses.
[07:47] Sazanka
    Okay, Nee-sama!
[07:48] Asagao
    We'll get it done!
[07:49] Hinagiku
    Okay, let's work up a plan.
[07:52] Tachiaoi
    How about we designate posts,
    and patrol in shifts?
[07:55] Shion
    It might get tricky once he's in the village.
[07:58] Shion
    Let's expand our scope
    into the nearby forest.
[08:00] Hototogisu
    Count on us to stand guard over there.
[08:03] Mizubashou
    We're going to need lots of traps.
[08:18] Tsubaki
    It's my shift for the watch.
[08:21] Benisumomo
    That time already?
[08:22] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[08:24] Tsubaki
    I just hope tonight remains this quiet.
[08:28] Benisumomo
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[08:30] Benisumomo
    Why don't you and I go get rid of the man?
[08:34] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[08:36] Benisumomo
    We even roped in girls who
    wouldn't do well in a fight.
[08:38] Benisumomo
    Won't they simply get in the way?
[08:40] Benisumomo
    So let's just you and me track this guy down.
[08:44] Tsubaki
    I can't do that.
[08:46] Benisumomo
    Wait, why not?!
[08:47] Tsubaki
    It's dangerous to attack first
    when it's unclear what his goal is.
[08:52] Benisumomo
    But, you and I could...!
[08:56] Tsubaki
    We don't even know where he's
    lurking, or from where he'll attack.
[09:01] Tsubaki
    We can't afford to be away from the village.
[09:03] Tsubaki
    Right now, we should tighten our defenses.
[09:06] Benisumomo
    Ah, okay.
[09:08] Benisumomo
    Do what you want, then.
[09:10] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo?
[09:13] Mokuren
    Tsubaki! I brought a midnight snack!
[09:21] Mokuren
    What's wrong?
[09:23] Mokuren
    So, that's what happened.
[09:26] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[09:28] Mokuren
    That's Benisumomo for you, though.
[09:31] Mokuren
    Hey, Tsubaki, do you remember what
    happened when we were little?
[09:38] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Mokuren!
[09:39] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    A-Are you okay?!
[09:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Hinagiku, guard Mokuren!
[09:46] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Y-Yeah!
[09:48] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Don't come here! Go somewhere else!
[09:53] Mokuren
    Benisumomo stood up for us.
[09:55] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[09:58] Mokuren
    I'm sure she will this time, too.
[10:01] Mokuren
    She didn't want other
    girls exposed to danger.
[10:07] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo has always been that way.
[10:15] Tsubaki
    Uh, what is it?
[10:17] Mokuren
    Oh, nothing.
[10:19] Tsubaki
    R-Really?
[10:25] Tsuwabuki
    He's here! Over by the storehouses!
[10:28] Tsubaki
    Let's go!
[10:29] Mokuren
    Okay!
[10:35] Higiri
    Here he comes!
[10:36] Hasu
    But we set so many traps.
[10:38] Suzushiro
    Guess he got past all of them!
[10:40] Suzushiro
    This is as far as you go!
[10:43] Hasu
    Higiri, headed your way!
[10:44] Higiri
    Whirlwind Jutsu!
[10:51] Suzushiro
    How does he move like that?!
[10:54] Suzuran
    No, you don't!
[10:56] Shion
    Gotcha!
[11:01] Shion
    I wish to fight you, man.
[11:04] Shion
    Here I come!
[11:08] Shion
    Fire Style!
[11:12] Ajisai
    Hey, hey!
[11:13] Ajisai
    Over here, man!
[11:15] Ajisai
    Huh?!
[11:17] Shion/Suzuran
    Ajisai!
[11:22] Suzuran
    Ajisai, are you okay?!
[11:24] Ajisai
    He slimed me!
[11:26] Shion
    That was a man?
[11:28] Itadori
    Here goes!
[11:29] trio
    Transform!
[11:41] Tachiaoi
    Rindou! Attack from both sides!
[11:43] Rindou
    Okay, you got it!
[11:45] Rindou
    Okay, here goes!
[11:48] Tachiaoi
    Rindou?!
[11:50] Rindou
    What is this?!
[11:51] Mizubashou
    Sorry. Are you okay?
[11:54] Mizubashou
    I rarely get a chance like
    this, so I went overboard.
[11:58] Rindou
    Mizubashou!
[12:02] Hagi
    If he catches us, we'll die!
[12:05] Hototogisu
    Here he comes!
[12:06] Hototogisu
    K-Kagetsu, you go first!
[12:08] Kagetsu
    I-I can't! You go, Mukuge!
[12:11] Mukuge
    No way! Hototogisu, you—
[12:13] Hinagiku
    You three!
[12:16] Hinagiku
    Move aside.
[12:17] Hinagiku
    I can take on a man, no problem at all.
[12:21] Kibushi
    You're the cutest in the world, Hinagiku!
[12:24] Oniyuri
    Mhm.
[12:25] Hinagiku
    Naturally.
[12:26] quintet
    Hinagiku!
[12:28] Hinagiku
    Let's go!
[12:29] Hinagiku
    Take this!
[12:31] Kibushi/Hinagiku/Oniyuri
    Attractiveness Jutsu!
[12:38] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[12:39] Hinagiku
    What is this?! It's all sticky!
    And it sort of stinks!
[12:43] Kibushi
    You're cute even if you stink, Hinagiku.
[12:46] Hinagiku
    Attractiveness Jutsu doesn't
    work on men at all!
[12:51] Sazanka
    That's far enough!
[12:55] Asagao
    We got ahead of him!
[12:57] Sazanka
    Asagao. The time has finally
    come to unveil that!
[13:02] Asagao
    Yeah! What made even Konoha-sensei tremble!
[13:05] Sazanka
    Our final secret technique!
[13:08] Sazanka
    Here goes!
[13:09] Asagao
    You got it!
[13:12] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:16] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:18] Asagao
    Vween!
[13:20] Sazanka
    Vween!
[13:23] Sazanka/Asagao
    Boom!
[13:25] Sazanka
    Asagao's physical ability,
    and my command ability...
[13:28] Sazanka
    If we combine those and cover
    each other's weak points,
[13:32] Sazanka
    we're invincible!
[13:34] Asagao
    And when we combine,
    the effects are multiplied!
[13:38] Asagao/Sazanka
    Here we go!
[13:43] Asagao/Sazanka
    Just you wait!
[13:47] Asagao
    Stop flailing!
[13:52] Sazanka
    Hey! Where were you looking?!
[13:54] Asagao
    It's your fault, Sazanka!
[14:12] Tsubaki
    I won't let you... go any farther!
[14:35] Benisumomo
    I'll help.
[14:37] Benisumomo
    You're protecting the village, right?
[14:40] Tsubaki
    Please do!
[14:48] Tsubaki
    Let's go, Benisumomo!
[14:48] Benisumomo
    Let's go, Tsubaki!
[14:58] Sazanka
    Ow!
[15:04] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan's still fighting.
[15:08] Sazanka
    You can do it, Nee-sama!
[15:14] Benisumomo
    Tsubaki!
[15:15] Tsubaki
    You're going nowhere!
[15:40] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    Huh?
[15:47] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    Huh?
[15:53] Tsubaki
    A monkey?
[15:55] Benisumomo
    An octopus?
[16:02] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    Not a man?
[16:06] someone
    Go! Go!
[16:08] someone
    Asagao!
[16:10] Suzushiro
    We're right in the middle
    of our eating contest!
SIGN    Eating Contest
[16:13] Suzushiro
    Dokudami, champion for three years
    running, has roared into the lead!
[16:17] Suzushiro
    And Asagao is right behind her!
[16:19] Suzushiro
    Tachiaoi seems to be having trouble!
[16:21] Suzushiro
    And Itadori is gaining, little by little!
[16:25] Rindou
    Go for it, Asagao!
[16:31] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[16:33] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:34] Hana
    You did well the other day.
[16:36] Hana
    I hear you brought everyone together.
[16:39] Hana
    It's good that you aided the
    village in its time of crisis.
[16:41] Tsubaki
    No... Rather, I guessed wrong that it was
    a man, and blew things out of proportion.
[16:47] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry.
[16:51] Hana
    At least, it got no worse than that.
[16:53] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am.
[16:56] Hana
    It's true that some men
    are brutal and dangerous.
[17:01] Hana
    But...
[17:03] Hana
    Remember that not all of them are bad.
[17:10] Hana
    I think I told you once before.
[17:13] ---
    Falling in love with a member of the
    opposite sex is a natural thing.
[17:21] Hana
    Maybe the day will come
    when you love someone, too.
[17:29] Tsubaki
    Me, too?
[17:35] Hana
    That is all. You may go.
[17:38] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am, if you'll excu—
[17:40] Hana
    Oh, right.
[17:42] Hana
    One more thing.
[17:43] Hana
    I think you realize this,
[17:45] ---
    but be sure not to tell anyone about that
    scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
[17:50] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[17:53] man??
    Scroll?
[17:57] man??
    What's that all about?
[18:01] Hana
    Nothing.
[18:03] Hana
    I never could sense your presence.
[18:06] Itadori
    No more...
[18:09] Fuki
    Hey!
[18:10] Ume
    You okay?!
[18:11] Fuki
    Be strong! I did tell you not to overdo it.
[18:12] Ume
    Itadori!
[18:13] Dokudami
    Another helping!
[18:15] Suzushiro
    Oh, my! Dokudami eats her eleventh!
[18:18] Suzushiro
    That puts her in the lead
    over second-place Asagao!
[18:21] Hana
    Thanks for covering while I was away.
[18:23] man
    Hey, no problem. Your students
    did all the work for me, anyway.
[18:26] Sazanka
    What're you doing, Asagao?!
[18:29] Sazanka
    You don't lose to anyone,
    when it comes to eating!
[18:29] Hana
    I see.
[18:30] man
    What do you think of the
    Akane Class kunoichi?
[18:31] Sazanka
    Do this right!
[18:33] Hana
    They're all doing their best.
[18:35] man
    Especially that one who was just here?
[18:38] Hana
    Yes.
[18:39] Hana
    I'm thinking of someday leaving
    Akane Class in Tsubaki's hands.
[18:45] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[18:47] Asagao
    I won, Tsubaki-chan!
[18:49] Rindou
    Asagao was amazing!
[18:51] Tsubaki
    I knew you could do it.
[18:54] Rindou
    Go on, Sazanka. Show it to her.
[18:57] Asagao
    I gave her the hair ribbon I got for winning!
[19:01] Tsubaki
    It looks good on you.
[19:04] Sazanka
    Thank you!
[19:06] Asagao
    Thanks for cheering for me, Sazanka.
[19:10] Sazanka
    If you can't win here,
    you really are just an overeater.
[19:13] Asagao
    There you go again!
[19:16] Sazanka
    As a fellow member of Team Dog,
    I can't have you looking pathetic!
[19:20] Rindou
    But how do you really feel?
[19:26] Tsubaki
    Men aren't so bad, huh?
[19:32] Tsubaki
    Will the day come for me, too?
[19:37] Tsubaki
    When I meet an actual man?
[19:40] Tsubaki
    And, when I fall in love?
[19:43] (Flashback) Hana
    I think you realize this,
[19:46] (Flashback) Hana
    but be sure not to tell anyone about that
    scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
[19:54] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[19:55] Tsubaki
    "Scrawled-over"?
[19:59] Rindou
    Oh, Tsubaki.
[20:01] Rindou
    They're both already asleep.
[20:03] Tsubaki
    Okay.
[20:06] Rindou
    Look, I'd say Sazanka took
    quite a liking to it.
[20:14] Tsubaki
    It's time I too got some—
[20:17] Tsubaki
    Rindou, that...
[20:20] Rindou
    Oh, this?
[20:22] Rindou
    Sazanka and Asagao.
    Because they're so cute when they sleep.
[20:27] Tsubaki
    Sazanka and Asagao?
[20:31] Rindou
    See, don't you think Sazanka's
    hair ribbon here came out well?
[20:35] Tsubaki
    Hair ribbon?
[20:37] Rindou
    Oh, yes. I drew you, too, Tsubaki.
[20:39] Rindou
    Take a look.
[20:44] Rindou
    Tsubaki?
[20:45] Tsubaki
    So that's it.
[20:47] Rindou
    Huh?
[20:48] Tsubaki
    So that's it!
[20:54] Tsubaki
    Time to get up! Let's go to breakfast!
[20:57] Asagao
    Breakfast!
[20:59] Sazanka
    Good morning, Nee-sama!
[21:01] Rindou
    Morning.
[21:03] Tsubaki
    Time for another day full of training!
SIGN    Dining
    Hall
[21:19] Tsubaki
    Men are horrible. Things to be feared.
[21:24] Tsubaki
    But, why is it?
[21:27] Tsubaki
    Why is my heart beating so fast?
[21:31] Tsubaki
    I feel sort of happy, a little
    embarrassed, and excited.
[21:36] Tsubaki
    I want to put this feeling
    away for safe keeping.
[21:47] Tsubaki
    Until someday, when I find love.
[21:51] Rindou
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[21:53] Rindou
    Did something good happen, by chance?
[21:55] Asagao
    What, what?
[21:56] Sazanka
    Is it true, Nee-sama?
[22:04] Tsubaki
    It's a secret.
SIGN    The End
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    The end!