E11 - Attractiveness Jutsu | I Want to Be Attractive

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[00:36] Kagetsu
    Everyone!
[00:37] Kagetsu
    Thanks for coming to listen!
[00:44] Rindou
    Kagetsu is so cute.
[00:46] Tsubaki
    She sure is!
[00:48] Rindou
    I bet she'd be really attractive.
[00:50] Tsubaki
    "Attractive"?
[00:51] Kagetsu
    I'd like to take this chance to
    reintroduce the members of Team Rabbit!
[00:57] Kagetsu
    On the drum, Mukuge!
[00:59] Mukuge
    Yay!
[01:02] Tsubaki
    What is "attractive"?
[01:04] Rindou
    Um, I guess it means
    "readily liked by lots of men."
[01:11] Kagetsu
    On the flute, Hototogisu!
[01:14] Hototogisu
    Thank you.
[01:15] Tsubaki
    Readily liked by men.
[01:17] Tsubaki
    Th-There is such a thing?
[01:21] Tsubaki
    To be attractive?
[01:23] Kagetsu
    And on vocals, me!
[01:25] Hototogisu/Mukuge
    Kagetsu!
[01:31] Kagetsu
    The song we're debuting
    here today is brand new!
[01:34] Kagetsu
    I'll sing as best I can,
    so listen all the way through!
[01:39] Mukuge
    Kagetsu worried herself sick writing it!
[01:44] Hototogisu
    We'll play the best we can, too.
[01:46] Mukuge
    Yeah!
[01:49] Kagetsu
    Okay, here goes!
[02:03] Tsubaki
    Uh...
[02:05] Tsubaki
    How do you go about being attractive?
[02:09] Tsubaki
    Rindou?
[02:11] Rindou
    Oh, sorry.
[02:12] Rindou
    Can we finish listening first?
[02:14] Tsubaki
    Oh, o-of course!
[02:17] Tsubaki
    I want to know, right now.
    What does being attractive entail?!
SIGN    Attractiveness Jutsu
[03:57] Tsubaki
    Rindou.
[03:59] Tsubaki
    What does it take to be attractive?!
[04:04] Rindou
    Um...
[04:06] Tsubaki
    Is it something you're
    born with, like talent?
[04:08] Tsubaki
    Or can it be mastered, like a Jutsu?
[04:11] Rindou
    I think it's both talent,
    as well as something you can learn.
[04:19] Rindou
    Do you want to be attractive, Tsubaki?
[04:21] Tsubaki
    No!
[04:22] Tsubaki
    Uh... I guess you'd say I'm curious.
[04:26] Tsubaki
    That is...
[04:29] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[04:29] Rindou
    Oh, yeah?
[04:30] Tsubaki
    And so, please teach me
    what attractiveness is!
[04:34] Sazanka
    Attractiveness?
[04:35] Sazanka/Asagao
    Stare...
[04:37] Tsubaki
    Uh, well, that is...
[04:40] Rindou
    "Attractiveness" means being liked by men.
[04:43] Tsubaki
    Rindou!
[04:45] Sazanka
    Liked?
[04:48] Sazanka
    By men?
[04:49] Tsubaki
    No... This is just...
[04:52] Sazanka
    I get it.
[04:54] Sazanka
    You make him like you, then defeat
    him when his guard is down!
[04:58] Tsubaki
    Th-That's right!
[05:00] Tsubaki
    It's called Attractiveness Jutsu, and I
    was just about to learn it from Rindou!
[05:04] Tsubaki
    Right, Rindou?
[05:05] Rindou
    That's right.
[05:06] Sazanka
    Wow! Attractiveness Jutsu!
[05:08] Asagao
    Sounds like fun!
[05:10] Sazanka
    I want to do it, too, Nee-sama!
[05:12] Asagao
    So do I!
SIGN    Attractiveness Jutsu Course
[05:17] Rindou
    Um. Well, let's begin the
    Attractiveness Jutsu Course.
[05:21] Asagao
    Hurry and teach us!
[05:23] Sazanka
    Let's be sure to master it, Nee-sama!
[05:25] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes.
[05:27] Sazanka
    So, what do you do?
[05:30] Rindou
    Um, well...
[05:33] Rindou
    Actually, I don't really
    understand it well myself.
[05:37] Rindou
    I can look and tell if someone's likely to
    be attractive, but it's hard to explain.
[05:42] Sazanka
    Well, that's vague.
[05:45] Rindou
    Sorry.
[05:46] Tsubaki
    You looked at Kagetsu,
    and said she could be attractive.
[05:49] Tsubaki
    Who else do you think could be attractive?
[05:52] Rindou
    People who could be attractive?
[05:54] Tsubaki
    If we know what they have in common,
    that might provide some clue.
[06:01] Rindou
    Mokuren, and Benisumomo.
[06:04] Rindou
    Also...
[06:07] Rindou
    you, too, Tsubaki.
[06:09] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[06:10] Tsubaki
    I-Is that so?
[06:12] Rindou
    Yeah.
[06:13] Sazanka
    That's my Nee-sama!
    A natural-born man-killer!
[06:16] Asagao
    Lucky you, man-killer.
[06:18] Tsubaki
    I-I'm thrilled!
[06:21] Sazanka
    Mokuren, Benisumomo, Nee-sama.
[06:25] Sazanka
    What do these three have in common?
[06:29] Sazanka
    Oh! Maybe that means team
    leaders are attractive!
[06:33] Rindou
    I don't think that's it.
[06:34] Asagao
    Hey, hey. What about me, then?
[06:37] Rindou
    I think you're incredibly cute, Asagao,
[06:40] Rindou
    but I'm not so sure about attractive.
[06:43] Asagao
    Then how do I be attractive?
[06:44] Asagao
    Teach me Attractiveness Jutsu, Sensei!
[06:47] Rindou
    "S-Sensei"...!
[06:50] Rindou
    Okay, come with me, then.
[06:52] Asagao
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:55] Rindou
    Take a seat. Do this with your hands.
[06:58] Asagao
    Like this?
[06:59] Rindou
    Yeah, that's good.
[07:00] Rindou
    Now bring your legs together.
[07:13] Asagao
    It was so delicious, I ate until I was full.
[07:19] Tsubaki
    Adorable!
[07:22] Sazanka
    I'm gonna be sick!
[07:23] Asagao
    But I'll still have seconds.
    After all, I love rice so much.
[07:28] Tsubaki
    That's cute, Asagao!
    Different from usual, somehow!
[07:32] Sazanka
    No way! How do you figure, Nee-sama?!
[07:34] Rindou
    Yeah. That was good, Asagao.
[07:38] Asagao
    But I can't keep a straight
    face, it's so ridiculous.
[07:41] Tsubaki
    That isn't true at all! You were very cute!
[07:46] Sazanka
    Rindou! Teach me, too!
[07:49] Rindou
    Sure.
[07:59] Sazanka
    My name is Sazanka.
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[08:05] Tsubaki
    Eek! Extremely cute!
[08:08] Asagao
    Gross!
[08:09] Sazanka
    How was that, Nee-sama?
[08:10] Tsubaki
    It was cute, Sazanka!
[08:13] Rindou
    You have quite a knack for it.
[08:14] Asagao
    Says you!
[08:17] Asagao
    Weird!
[08:18] Sazanka
    It's true, I nearly laughed partway though.
[08:21] Asagao
    I know, right?
[08:22] Asagao
    Let's do it again!
[08:24] Sazanka
    You got it!
[08:27] Tsubaki
    Wow...
[08:29] Tsubaki
    Feels like my heart is racing.
[08:32] Tsubaki
    Uh, Rindou!
[08:34] Rindou
    Huh?
[08:34] Rindou
    I'd like to do it, too, next time.
[08:37] Rindou
    Okay.
[08:39] Rindou
    But, Tsubaki, huh?
[08:41] Rindou
    That's not easy.
[08:42] Rindou
    I might not be able to teach you well.
[08:45] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[08:46] Rindou
    Those two are always boisterous,
    so it's easy to give them advice.
[08:50] Rindou
    But you're not like that.
[08:52] Rindou
    And you're cute in the first place.
[08:55] Tsubaki
    I-Is that the way it is?
[08:57] Asagao
    Here goes!
[09:00] Asagao
    Would you care for a bite?
[09:03] Sazanka
    Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
[09:08] Rindou
    Very good, you two! That was spot on!
[09:12] Asagao
    So funny! It's like it's
    not even you, Sazanka!
[09:12] Tsubaki
    Wow... Have these two already mastered it?
[09:17] Tsubaki
    And here, I don't understand it at all!
[09:17] Sazanka
    S-Same goes for you, Asagao!
[09:21] Tsubaki
    In fact, I have a feeling I can't outdo them.
[09:26] Tsubaki
    Could it be Rindou can tell I have
    no talent for attractiveness,
[09:30] Tsubaki
    and she's lying to spare my feelings?!
[09:32] (Flashback) Rindou
    And you're cute in the first place.
[09:34] Tsubaki
    Oh, that's it! That must have
    been her giving up on me!
[09:45] Tsubaki
    But...
[09:46] Tsubaki
    I won't give up.*
[09:49] Tsubaki*
    Next!
[09:52] Tsubaki
    It's my turn!
[09:56] Tsubaki
    Whatever it takes, I want
    to learn attractiveness!
[10:03] Tsubaki
    If I analyze the things Sazanka
    and Asagao were doing,
[10:07] Tsubaki
    I'm sure I'll find my own
    Attractiveness Jutsu.
[10:14] Tsubaki
    Got it.
[10:16] Tsubaki
    Here I go!
[10:25] Tsubaki
    The crane was so beautiful,
    I found myself imitating it.
[10:42] Rindou
    What was that?!
[10:43] Sazanka
    You're too funny, Nee-sama!
[10:46] Asagao
    Why a crane?
[10:47] Asagao
    My belly hurts!
[10:55] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan...
[10:57] Rindou
    Cheer up.
[10:59] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[11:00] Tsubaki
    I guess I have no talent after all...
[11:04] Tsubaki
    for Attractiveness Jutsu!
[11:06] Rindou
    No. Like I said,
    I think if you just be yourself—
[11:09] Tsubaki
    I want to understand it!
[11:13] Tsubaki
    I want to understand
    Attractiveness Jutsu and fully master it!
[11:18] Tsubaki
    I want to be more attractive!
[11:27] Rindou
    I hear that desperately wanting to be
    attractive makes you unattractive.
[11:37] Tsubaki
    Wh-Why don't we... go and eat dinner?
[11:52] Tsubaki
    Mustn't want to be attractive!
[11:53] Tsubaki
    Mustn't want to be attractive!
[11:55] Tsubaki
    Mustn't do it, and yet...!
[11:59] Mokuren
    Is something wrong with Tsubaki?
[12:01] Rindou
    Um, well...
[12:03] Rindou
    She wants to be attractive that badly.
[12:10] Tsubaki
    I-I want to be attractive!
SIGN    I Want to Be Attractive
[12:19] Sazanka
    Well, Nee-sama. Let us proceed
    to the training grounds.
[12:23] Asagao
    Yes, let us be off.
[12:30] Tsubaki
    I want to get good at
    Attractiveness Jutsu, too!
[12:33] Tsubaki
    Oh, stop that! If I want too badly
    to be attractive, I won't be!
[12:36] Tsubaki
    So stop thinking about it!
[12:38] Tsubaki
    Oh, but I really do want it!
[12:41] Rindou
    This is sort of pitiful.
[12:43] Ume
    Okay, next!
[12:45] Ume
    It's Itadori's turn!
[12:46] Itadori
    Okay, here goes!
[12:49] Itadori
    Sparkle!
[12:56] Tsubaki
    Is that...?
[12:57] Sazanka
    Yes, it's Attractiveness Jutsu.
[12:59] Ume
    "Sparkle"!
[12:59] Sazanka
    We taught it to everyone before class today.
[13:01] Ajisai
    It's like Azami and Tanpopo on Team Rooster!
[13:02] Tsubaki
    Oh, yeah?
[13:04] Housenka
    Then how about this?
[13:08] Housenka
    I wonder.
[13:10] Hasu
    That's pretty good.
[13:11] Housenka
    You try, too, Hasu!
[13:15] Hasu
    I'd be too embarrassed.
[13:18] Ajisai
    That was good just now!
[13:20] Housenka
    That's Attractiveness Jutsu!
[13:21] Hasu
    Huh? It is?
[13:23] Suzushiro
    So, this is what's popular
    with the underclassman crowd?
[13:27] Housenka
    Yeah!
[13:28] Tsubaki
    Ahh, good. Everyone's thinking
    about attractiveness together.
[13:32] Tsubaki
    I've got to do my best, too.
[13:34] Ajisai
    How about this, then?
[13:36] Ajisai
    Hop, hop!
[13:40] Housenka
    Men sure are simple-minded, though!
[13:42] Hasu
    It only takes this to make them
    like you and let down their guard.
[13:45] Ajisai
    They're stupid, aren't they?
[13:47] Ume
    You got that right!
[13:50] Asagao
    Looks like it caught on right away.
[13:53] Sazanka
    Of course! Because it's fun.
[13:55] Sazanka
    Besides, part of why it's popular is
    that it lets you easily defeat a man.
[14:01] Sazanka
    Asagao, let's go join in.
[14:03] Asagao
    Yeah! I'll show them my Attractiveness Jutsu!
[14:07] Tsubaki
    Oh, no!
[14:10] Tsubaki
    Once Sensei finds out there's a Jutsu
    going around for making fun of men...!
[14:15] Rindou
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[14:16] Rindou
    This is bad, isn't it?
[14:19] Tsubaki
    When you stop and think,
    it's understandable this would happen.
[14:23] Tsubaki
    I was so worried about my own attractiveness,
    I missed something totally obvious.
[14:27] Rindou
    What now?
[14:29] Tsubaki
    L-Let's do something... about it.
[14:38] Itadori
    Oh, are you joining in, too?
[14:40] Suzushiro
    Attractiveness Jutsu is fun!
[14:45] Tsubaki
    Let's be clear about this.
[14:50] Tsubaki
    You could never defeat a man,
    with your Jutsu at that level!
[14:55] Ajisai
    Huh?
[14:56] Hasu
    Is that so?
[14:57] Tsubaki
    This Jutsu is profound, and you can't
    master it with a half-hearted attempt.
[15:04] Tsubaki
    If you use it poorly and underestimate
    a man, you'll be in trouble.
[15:08] Rindou
    I see now. Even if she told them not to
    make fun of men, they wouldn't listen.
[15:13] Hasu
    Huh? This Jutsu is difficult?
[15:16] Ume
    Maybe it's more than we can handle.
[15:18] Rindou
    Good call, Tsubaki!
[15:20] Sazanka
    Uh, Nee-sama.
[15:22] Sazanka
    It's all right. I'm sure
    you'll get good at it, too.
[15:26] Sazanka
    Don't get discouraged.
[15:30] Tsubaki
    No, it's not about that.
[15:32] Asagao
    She's right! If you try hard,
    you'll get good at it, too.
[15:36] Asagao
    It's simple.
[15:41] Rindou
    They kind of have the wrong idea.
[15:44] Housenka
    Oh, she's just jealous!
[15:47] Suzushiro
    You're saying that because
    you're no good at it.
[15:50] Tsubaki
    That's not it!
[15:51] Ajisai
    In that case, let's practice together!
[15:54] Itadori
    Yeah, I'll teach you!
[15:56] Hasu
    I will, too.
[15:57] Suzushiro
    Hey, don't get carried away.
[16:00] Tsubaki
    All right, fine!
[16:01] Tsubaki
    If that's the way it is, I'll show you.
[16:05] Tsubaki
    If I can do Attractiveness
    Jutsu better than you girls,
[16:09] Tsubaki
    will you believe that it's not
    a way to easily defeat men?
[16:14] Ajisai
    Sure, I guess.
[16:15] Suzushiro
    Sounds good.
[16:16] Rindou
    Tsubaki, um...
[16:18] Tsubaki
    It's all right.
[16:19] Tsubaki
    It's my fault things turned out like this.
[16:22] Tsubaki
    I have to do something about it.
[16:27] (Flashback) Rindou
    I hear that desperately wanting to be
    attractive makes you unattractive.
[16:32] Tsubaki
    If you try too hard,
    it makes you unattractive.
[16:35] Tsubaki
    Then, yes. I just need to be relaxed.
[16:39] Tsubaki
    Relaxed and natural!
[16:43] Tsubaki
    A lovely... flower!
[16:54] Suzushiro
    That's horrible!
[16:55] Housenka
    What was that?!
[16:57] Tsubaki
    I can't stop from trying too hard!
[17:00] Tsubaki
    Rindou, I need backup!
[17:02] Tsubaki
    Rindou!
[17:04] Ajisai
    Looks like it was jealousy, after all.
[17:06] Hasu
    I don't think we need to worry about it.
[17:09] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, you don't need to try so hard!
[17:10] Tsubaki
    Th-This is all wrong!
[17:13] Tsubaki
    It shouldn't be like this!
[17:17] Asagao
    She's right! You're cute the
    way you are, Tsubaki-chan!
[17:22] Itadori
    Flower!
[17:24] Ume
    Flower!
[17:25] everyone
    Flower!
[17:42] Tsubaki
    Forget it. It's not working at all.
[17:46] Tsubaki
    To think, it's my fault
    Attractiveness Jutsu is popular.
[18:00] Itadori
    Oh, are you quite sure?
[18:07] Suzushiro
    How about this?
[18:14] Suzushiro
    Tsubaki!
[18:16] Suzushiro
    What?
[18:18] Suzushiro
    Are you here to give it another shot?
[18:21] Suzushiro
    Don't be so uptight about it.
[18:23] Suzushiro
    Come enjoy Attractiveness Jutsu with us...
[18:35] Suzushiro
    What?
[18:40] Suzushiro
    Wh-What is this?
[18:42] Suzushiro
    My face is all hot...
[18:45] Tsubaki (Hana)
    This is how Attractiveness Jutsu is done.
[18:56] Suzushiro
    C-Can't stand up...
[19:00] Tsubaki (Hana)
    You've got to be at least
    this good to defeat a man.
[19:07] Tsubaki (Hana)
    So, then.
[19:13] Ajisai
    What was that?
[19:14] Hasu
    It was incredible.
[19:16] Itadori
    I could never pull that off.
[19:24] Tsubaki
    Now it's fixed.
[19:30] Tsubaki
    Uh, thank you very much, Sensei.
[19:35] Tsubaki (Hana)
    Mhm.
[19:38] Hana
    I had received a report from Konoha.
[19:41] Hana
    I was watching them in secret.
[19:45] Hana
    Tsubaki, this incident,
    apparently, started with you.
[19:49] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am...
[19:51] Hana
    It's good that you tried
    to patch up the mess.
[19:55] Hana
    But...
[20:00] Hana
    Try to keep this sort of thing to a minimum.
[20:07] Hana
    Understood?
[20:13] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am...
[20:16] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[20:18] Sazanka
    What you did earlier was amazing!
[20:20] Sazanka
    Please do it again!
[20:22] Asagao
    Do it! Do it!
[20:25] Sazanka
    Are you listening, Nee-sama?
[20:26] Rindou
    That had to be Sensei.
[20:30] Asagao
    One more time, Tsubaki-chan!
[20:30] Tsubaki
    Sensei's Attractiveness Jutsu
    was i-incredible.
[20:35] Tsubaki
    
[22:11] Housenka
    It's called Attractiveness Jutsu.
[22:13] Mokuren
    Oh, I hear that's popular
    with the underclassmen.
[22:16] Tsuwabuki
    Is it fun?
[22:18] Housenka
    It's fun!
[22:19] Housenka
    You strike weird poses, and Hinagiku cries.
[22:23] Tsuwabuki
    What do you mean?
[22:24] Mokuren
    Oh!
[22:25] Mokuren
    Hinagiku ends up crying
    when she sees cute things.
[22:29] Housenka
    She cries when you show her this!
[22:31] Housenka
    I can't believe how funny it is!
[22:33] Tsuwabuki
    Whoa, don't make her cry.
    I feel bad for her!
[22:37] Housenka
    Mokuren, you try doing Attractiveness Jutsu.
[22:40] Mokuren
    No, thanks! It seems kind of embarrassing.
[22:45] Housenka
    Okay, then.
[22:49] Housenka
    Never mind. You could never do it.
[22:51] Tsuwabuki
    Say what?! That stuff is easy!
[22:54] Tsuwabuki
    See, look!
[22:58] Housenka
    I knew you'd be no good at it!
[23:00] Housenka
    You look so dumb!
[23:02] Tsuwabuki
    Huh?!
[23:06] Tsuwabuki
    Get back here!
[23:08] Tsuwabuki
    You little monkey!
[23:10] Housenka
    Ook! Ook! Ook!
[23:15] Tsubaki
    Mokuren, I'm returning the
    scrolls I was borrowing.
[23:26] Tsubaki
    What are you doing?
[23:28] Mokuren
    Th-This is...
[23:30] Mokuren
    Um, nothing at all!
[23:33] Tsubaki
    I-If you say so.
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Rivals
    Picture of a Man
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    T-To be continued?