E12 - Rivals | Picture of a Man

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[00:11] Ume
    Hinagiku!
[00:14] Ajisai/Ume
    Tell us.
[00:17] Ajisai
    Are we cute?
[00:18] Ume
    Are we cute?
[00:27] Ajisai
    She really cried!
[00:28] Hinagiku
    Yes, already! You're cute!
    And so what?
[00:31] Kibushi
    Hey!
[00:32] Kibushi
    Cut that out, underclassmen!
[00:34] Ajisai/Ume
    Run for it!
[00:36] Kibushi
    Of all the...
[00:37] Oniyuri
    It happened again?
[00:39] Oniyuri
    Attractiveness Jutsu is still popular?
[00:41] Kibushi
    It's not being used as ninjutsu anymore,
[00:44] Kibushi
    but it looks like the underclassmen
    are still doing it for fun.
[00:50] Kibushi
    There you go.
[00:51] Kibushi
    Those darn kids found out Hinagiku
    cries when they use Attractiveness Jutsu,
[00:56] Kibushi
    and now they come do it all the time.
[00:57] Oniyuri
    That's a pain.
[00:59] Kibushi
    It's because she cries when she ends up
    thinking someone's cuter than her.
[01:08] Kibushi
    Hinagiku, don't cry.
[01:10] Hinagiku
    But they're all so cute.
[01:14] Oniyuri
    I guess I'll go give them a warning.
[01:16] Kibushi
    Please do, Oniyuri.
[01:33] Kibushi
    Hinagiku...
[01:35] Kibushi
    I've got to do something for her!
SIGN    Rivals
[03:10] Touwata
    B-Beni-senpai.
[03:14] Touwata
    Please do some training...
[03:21] Benisumomo
    What are you doing? You're so odd.
[03:25] Touwata
    I-It's called Attractiveness Jutsu!
[03:28] Benisumomo
    You mean that thing nobody
    could ultimately use?
[03:31] Mizubashou
    I heard that Tsubaki can use it.
[03:33] Benisumomo
    I'm not so sure. Wasn't that
    really just Sensei transformed?
[03:39] Kibushi
    Wh-What's a trap doing in a place like this?
[03:44] Benisumomo
    Did you set another trap?
[03:46] Mizubashou
    Ahem.
[03:49] Mizubashou
    So sorry. Setting traps
    is just a habit of mine.
[03:55] Benisumomo
    What was that, comedy?
[03:57] Touwata
    Nice one!
[03:59] Mizubashou
    Was it really?
[04:01] Mizubashou
    Would you mind being a test
    subject for my new trap?
[04:08] Benisumomo
    Oh, quit doing that.
[04:10] Kibushi
    Um, excuse me! Could you let me down?
[04:14] Benisumomo
    Oh, yeah?
    Attractiveness Jutsu does that to Hinagiku?
[04:17] Kibushi
    Yeah, the underclassmen make fun of her.
[04:21] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Maybe I'm not actually cute.
[04:25] Kibushi
    She said that, all down in the dumps.
[04:31] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku, who's always
    so full of confidence?!
[04:34] Kibushi
    That's why I'm asking you, Benisumomo!
[04:36] Kibushi
    Go tell her personally that she's cute!
[04:41] Benisumomo
    Huh?
[04:42] Kibushi
    You're Hinagiku's rival, aren't you?
[04:44] Kibushi
    I think she can bounce back
    if a rival compliments her!
[04:49] Benisumomo
    No, she's not my rival in the slightest.
[04:53] Benisumomo
    More like, it's annoying how she
    always starts stuff with me.
[04:56] Kibushi
    I still want you to do something!
[04:58] Benisumomo
    Ehh.
[04:59] Kibushi
    Please!
[05:03] Benisumomo
    Okay then.
[05:05] Benisumomo
    The idea of the Hinagiku being
    depressed sounds interesting.
[05:10] Benisumomo
    It's worth a look.
[05:12] Kibushi
    H-Hey!
[05:13] Kibushi
    Th-That isn't what I meant!
[05:16] Kibushi
    What's her deal?
[05:18] Kibushi
    It was a sincere request.
[05:20] Mizubashou
    It'll be fine.
[05:23] Mizubashou
    It might not seem like it,
    but Benisumomo can be kind.
[05:30] Mizubashou
    That's why I'm sure she'll
    do something for her.
[05:33] Kibushi
    Really?
[05:34] Mizubashou
    Sure.
[05:35] Kibushi
    If you say so.
[05:37] Benisumomo
    Come on, what's the holdup?
[05:39] Kibushi
    Oh, sorry! I'll be right there!
[05:53] Hinagiku
    Everybody's so cute...
[05:57] Hinagiku
    They really are.
[06:00] Hinagiku
    Even though I'm not!
[06:05] Benisumomo
    You really are in a funk.
[06:08] Hinagiku
    Benisumomo!
[06:09] Hinagiku
    What are you doing here?
[06:11] Benisumomo
    I heard you're depressed because
    of all the Attractiveness Jutsu.
[06:17] Kibushi
    Please, Benisumomo! Cheer up Hinagiku!
[06:23] Hinagiku
    So, what are you here to do?
[06:31] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku.
[06:35] Hinagiku
    Wh-What?
[06:37] Benisumomo
    Turn this way.
[06:43] Benisumomo
    Am I cute?
[06:52] Kibushi
    Benisumomo!
[06:55] Hinagiku
    Yes, you're cute!
[06:57] Benisumomo
    It's the first time I've done it,
    but this Attractiveness Jutsu is neat.
[07:01] Kibushi
    Hey! This wasn't what we discussed!
[07:04] Benisumomo
    So what?
[07:05] Hinagiku
    You mean you brought her, Kibushi?!
[07:08] Kibushi
    Well, she was concerned about you...
[07:15] Hinagiku
    Benisumomo was?
[07:17] Kibushi
    Come on! Cheer her up properly!
[07:20] Benisumomo
    Okay, fine.
[07:28] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku, listen.
[07:38] Benisumomo
    Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
[07:43] Hinagiku
    She's cute!
[07:44] Kibushi
    Hey! What is with you?!
[07:47] Kibushi
    Stop that!
[07:47] Hinagiku
    You're cute!
[07:50] Hinagiku
    After all, I'm nothing but...
[07:54] Hinagiku
    I'm nothing but...!
[07:55] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[08:00] Benisumomo
    What's got you so down, anyway?
[08:02] Kibushi
    I said stop!
[08:04] Benisumomo
    I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku!
[08:10] Benisumomo
    What's it going to take to make you cheerful?
[08:15] Kibushi
    M-Mizubashou...!
[08:18] Mizubashou
    It might not seem like it,
    but Benisumomo can be kind.
[08:28] Hinagiku
    I... am... worthless.
[08:32] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[08:34] Benisumomo
    Okay, I'm leaving.
[08:36] Kibushi
    Go! Get lost!
[08:38] Kibushi
    Sorry, Hinagiku!
[08:40] Kibushi
    It's all because I asked her to come.
[08:45] Kibushi
    Hinagiku, I'm sorry.
[08:47] Kibushi
    Pull yourself together!
[08:49] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku, turn this way.
[08:52] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Am I cute?
[08:55] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
[09:00] Hinagiku
    What the heck was that?
[09:02] Kibushi
    Huh?
[09:03] Hinagiku
    She never usually takes any notice of me.
[09:08] Benisumomo
    What's got you so down, anyway?
[09:11] Benisumomo
    I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku.
[09:18] Kibushi
    Hinagiku?
[09:24] Hinagiku
    Maybe she was...
[09:37] Benisumomo
    I took that way too far.
[09:41] Benisumomo
    I was just going to play around once
    or twice, then cheer her up right.
[09:45] Benisumomo
    But it was too much fun seeing
    flippant Hinagiku so off her game.
[09:57] Benisumomo
    I could go back and...
[10:05] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku...
[10:08] Hinagiku
    Benisumomo.
[10:14] Hinagiku
    I had no idea you were so afraid of me!
[10:20] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[10:24] Benisumomo
    Huh?
[10:25] Hinagiku
    I already knew you thought of me as a rival,
[10:30] Hinagiku
    but I never thought you'd seize the chance
    to come crush me when I was down!
[10:34] Hinagiku
    But now that I realize that,
    I simply can't let you beat me.
[10:35] Kibushi
    Mhm! Mhm! Mhm!
[10:39] Hinagiku
    Because in the end,
    I'm your much-feared rival!
[10:46] Kibushi
    That's more like it!
    That's the Hinagiku I know!
[10:50] Hinagiku
    And naturally, I won't lose to
    you when it comes to cuteness!
[10:53] Kibushi
    Right, right! Hinagiku is the cutest!
[10:58] Benisumomo
    Well, well.
[11:00] Benisumomo
    Good ol' Hinagiku, positive as ever.
[11:05] Hinagiku/Kibushi
    Oh.
[11:11] Oniyuri
    I went and caught them...
[11:15] Kibushi
    Stop that!
[11:18] Oniyuri
    What in the world's going on here?
[11:18] Benisumomo
    There you go again!
[11:18] Kibushi
    She only just got back on her feet!
[11:21] Kibushi
    Stop doing that, I tell you!
SIGN    Picture of a Man
[11:30] Konoha
    Ahh, Sazanka and Asagao?
[11:33] Konoha
    I'm having them tidy up and
    clean the east document storage.
[11:38] Konoha
    It's punishment for the foolish
    thing they did in class.
[11:40] Tsubaki
    Wh-What kind of foolish thing?
[11:44] Konoha
    I don't even want to say it.
[11:50] Tsubaki
    I wondered what was keeping those two.
[11:53] Rindou
    What could they have done?
[11:55] Tsubaki
    Anyway, let's help out
    and get it over with quickly.
[11:59] Rindou
    Yeah.
[12:07] Tsubaki
    I'm alone with Rindou.
[12:09] Tsubaki
    Maybe this is my chance!
[12:14] Tsubaki
    Uh, Rindou?
[12:16] Tsubaki
    Would you mind telling me about men?
[12:20] Rindou
    About men?
[12:21] Tsubaki
    Right, right!
[12:22] Tsubaki
    Please teach me something about them!
[12:25] Tsubaki
    Let's continue from the other day!
[12:27] Rindou
    Let's see. I've already told
    you practically everything.
[12:32] Rindou
    I'm not sure if there's anything else.
[12:34] Tsubaki
    Oh! Th-Then...
    Hey, how about a picture of a man?!
[12:38] Rindou
    A picture?
[12:39] Rindou
    Good idea! Drawing is my thing!
[12:43] Rindou
    I'm on it!
[12:44] Tsubaki
    R-Really?!
[12:49] Tsubaki
    Finally, I'll get to see my heart's desire!
[12:52] Tsubaki
    What a man looks like!
[12:56] Rindou
    I'm done!
[13:02] Tsubaki
    "Gulp..."
[13:07] Rindou
    Here.
[13:19] Tsubaki
    Wh-What... is this?
[13:23] Rindou
    A man.
[13:25] Rindou
    I'm proud of it, too.
[13:32] Tsubaki
    Th-Thank you very much...
[13:36] Rindou
    You're welcome.
[13:41] Asagao
    Oh! Rindou and Tsubaki-chan!
SIGN    Nice and Tidy
[13:44] Sazanka
    Have you come to help us?!
[13:46] Tsubaki
    What did you manage to do this time?
[13:49] Asagao
    Well...
[13:51] Asagao
    You know, it's a long story.
[13:54] Tsubaki
    Wait, I'd just as soon not know.
[13:56] Tsubaki
    Now, let's hurry and straighten this up.
[13:59] Asagao
    Aww, I wanna tell you!
[14:07] Tsubaki
    I'd never have guessed
    Rindou's such a bad artist.
[14:13] Tsubaki
    Bad?
[14:15] Tsubaki
    No, I have no way of knowing that.
[14:18] Tsubaki
    I've never seen a man.
[14:21] Tsubaki
    What if... that... really was one?!
[14:29] Tsubaki
    No, no, no! It can't be! Never!
[14:31] Tsubaki
    There's no chance that could—
[14:34] Sazanka
    Nee-sama?!
[14:35] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan?!
[14:36] Rindou
    Are you okay?
[14:39] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes. I think.
[14:42] Tsubaki
    Ow...
[14:50] Hana
    What? You're having them
    clean up document storage?
[14:54] Konoha
    Yes.
[14:55] Konoha
    Well, there's nothing in
    there they shouldn't see.
[14:58] Hana
    That's true.
[14:59] Konoha
    It was in need of cleaning soon,
    so the timing seemed ideal.
[15:10] Konoha
    Huh?
SIGN    Man
[15:13] Sazanka
    You don't suppose...
[15:15] Asagao
    There's a drawing of a man in here?!
[15:20] Sazanka
    Let's look at it, Nee-sama!
[15:22] Asagao
    Let's find out for sure!
[15:24] Tsubaki
    Of course we can't do that!
[15:26] Tsubaki
    I'm going to go hand this over to Sensei!
[15:29] Sazanka
    A peek won't hurt.
[15:31] Tsubaki
    No way!
[15:33] Sazanka
    Or so you say, but don't
    you want to see it, too?
[15:37] Tsubaki
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[15:39] Sazanka
    You're a little too much of a model student.
[15:42] Asagao
    That's right!
[15:43] Sazanka
    For instance, if your hand
    slips, and you see inside,
[15:48] Sazanka
    that's what you'd call an accident.
[15:51] Asagao
    Accidents can't be helped!
SIGN    Man
[16:03] Tsubaki
    Forget it! I'm going
    straight to Sensei, and—
[16:06] Asagao
    Shoomp!
[16:07] Sazanka
    We won't let you go!
[16:10] Tsubaki
    Do you think the two of you can stop me?
[16:14] Asagao
    We can!
[16:15] Sazanka
    We have a new Jutsu that
    got us in trouble today.
[16:18] Asagao
    You know, I don't think even
    you can beat it, Tsubaki-chan.
[16:19] Tsubaki
    That's the "foolish thing"
    Konoha-sensei mentioned.
[16:23] Sazanka
    Okay, here goes!
[16:24] Tsubaki
    I don't think you can do it.
[16:28] Sazanka
    When did this happen?!
[16:30] Tsubaki
    So, I'll be back.
[16:31] Sazanka
    Please, at least, let us do the Jutsu!
[16:34] Asagao
    We were saving it for last!
[16:34] Rindou
    Take care.
[16:37] Tsubaki
    I swear.
[16:39] Tsubaki
    Those two only work together
    when they're up to no good.
[16:54] Tsubaki
    M-Maybe I'll look anyway.
[16:57] Tsubaki
    No, no! Don't do that!
[16:59] Tsubaki
    I must have a firm sense of
    responsibility, as team leader!
[17:05] Tsubaki
    Inside here, there's a man!
[17:08] (Flashback) Sazanka
    For instance, if your hand
    slips, and you see inside,
[17:12] (Flashback) Sazanka
    that's what you'd call an accident.
[17:15] (Flashback) Asagao
    Accidents can't be helped!
[17:20] Tsubaki
    If my hand slips, it's an accident.
[17:25] Tsubaki
    An accident!
[17:28] Tsubaki
    That's just no good!
[17:30] Tsubaki
    I can't forbid them
    and then go look for myself!
[17:35] Tsubaki
    Because I saw that picture Rindou drew,
[17:38] Tsubaki
    my urge to make sure nearly
    got the better of me.
[17:41] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[17:56] Hana
    You found it, and were bringing it to me?
[18:01] Hana
    Tsubaki?
[18:03] Hana
    Hey.
[18:04] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[18:06] Hana
    You did well. See you later.
[18:11] Tsubaki
    Th-That was...
[18:18] Konoha
    Welcome back.
[18:22] Konoha
    You took off suddenly.
[18:24] Konoha
    Was there something in storage
    you didn't want seen?
[18:27] Hana
    It's nothing. Just something from the past.
[18:29] Konoha
    Would you bother to go get
    something that's nothing?
[18:35] Konoha
    Is it embarrassing, perhaps?
[18:39] Hana
    Embarrassing, huh?
[19:26] Hana
    Sure, I'd say it's embarrassing.
[19:28] Konoha
    Show it to me.
[19:29] Hana
    No.
[19:30] Konoha
    Oh, where's the harm?
[19:34] Sazanka
    Welcome back, Nee-sama!
[19:37] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan, that was quick!
[19:39] Rindou
    We're done here, for the most part.
[19:41] Tsubaki
    Sorry to leave you with it.
[19:44] Asagao
    Hey, did you really give back that scroll?
[19:47] Tsubaki
    Yes, I gave it straight to Hana-sensei.
[19:50] Asagao
    But it was such a discovery!
[19:54] Sazanka
    So, did you see inside it?
[19:57] Asagao
    Huh? You saw it?
[19:58] Sazanka
    What did he look like?
[20:04] Tsubaki
    I-I didn't see it.
[20:06] Asagao
    Really?
[20:07] Tsubaki
    I-I really didn't see it!
[20:10] Asagao
    Oh, well, poo. You're so upstanding.
[20:14] Tsubaki
    Come on, you two. Let's hurry
    and finish up the cleaning.
[20:19] Rindou
    All that's left is to sweep the floor.
[20:21] Asagao
    Then I'll handle the dustpan!
    You gather it up, Sazanka.
[20:25] Sazanka
    Sure, sure.
[20:26] Sazanka
    But, Asagao, later we do
    some serious training.
[20:28] Asagao
    Nice! Secret serious training!
[20:31] Tsubaki
    The contents of the scroll were
    the same as Rindou's drawing.
[20:35] Tsubaki
    Is that what men look like, after all?
[20:39] Tsubaki
    No, that can't be!
[20:42] Tsubaki
    It could never be!
[20:44] Sazanka
    What could never be, Nee-sama?
[20:47] Tsubaki
    N-Never you mind!
[20:50] Tsubaki
    Now, let's get to cleaning!
[20:51] Tsubaki
    Clean, clean!
[20:52] Sazanka
    All right!
SIGN    Akane Class
[22:26] Hana
    And so, Konoha and I will be
    away for two to three days.
[22:32] Konoha
    Tsubaki, look after the
    village during that time.
[22:34] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am. Leave it to me.
[22:36] Konoha
    Well, nothing big has ever happened,
[22:40] Konoha
    and I doubt anything will then.
[22:42] Hana
    Yes, everyone should just
    do what they normally...
[22:46] Hana
    do?!
[22:49] Konoha
    Please don't get up.
[22:51] Konoha
    Well, we're just going so that
    Hana-sensei can see a doctor.
[22:54] Konoha
    We'll come home as soon as that's done.
[22:57] Hana
    Don't let the other students
    know I'm having back problems.
[23:02] Tsubaki
    R-Right, ma'am.
[23:03] Konoha
    They've all known for some time, though.
[23:08] Hana
    So. We're counting on you, Tsubaki.
[23:10] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[23:11] Tsubaki
    Kunoichi Tsubaki of Akane Class
[23:14] Tsubaki
    will take responsibility for the
    village's safety while you're away!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Showdown!
    Akane Class vs.
    the Man!?
    
    -Tsubaki